This is hilarious. I saw a small piece of it in The God Who Wasn't There and always wondered where it was from. Now I get to watch the whole thing. Thanks for uploading it.
1 Corinthians 15:51 Behold I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
Great find! Very entertaining. I can't think what must be going through the minds of those who were so convinced of this May 21 rapture, after months or years of dedicating their lives to preparing themselves and trying to save others, as the hours slip away today and they are left with nothing but another ordinary day, proclaiming the height of their folly.
While one might laugh that we no longer have milk delivered or disgust at the servants in every home--we can all relate that if a large portion of the population disappeared, we would have a lot of chaos. Revelation says there are people from every tongue, tribe, and nation in Heaven. The point of this is to say get saved (Romans 10:9 believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus's death paid for your sins in full on the cross so you might enter Heavenly eternal bliss) to avoid the 7 years of Tribulation/trouble(the only way some will be saved). Jesus fulfilled some 300 prophecies in His 1st coming and there are at least 500 more to be fulfilled! The rapture (from Latin word rapturo in Latin Bible) means to snatch a child up out of danger the moment before destruction. We meet Jesus in the air and get a new resurrected body without having to die. Children before the age of accountability all go. This is the blessed hope! Don't think this is in the Bible? " So if you are still on earth, not with Jesus, and not in an immortal body or if you haven't seen graves empty & 1000's disappear off the planet-this has not happened yet. 1 Cor 15:51 is another verse but this is modeled all through scripture. Enoch, Elijah, and Philip were all raptured/translated. We are to be looking forward to this at all times ready, but still go on with your life. We cannot know the day or hour, but we can know the season. There will be perilous times in the end and scoffers. When the Jews gather back to Israel, it is supposed to happen within a generation that Jesus returns-this is a different thing. Zechariah 14 describes Jesus' 2nd coming/day of the Lord/Judgment day where His feet touch down. They are 2 events and this should open up scripture more for those with ears to hear. Don't take the mark if you miss the rapture! God defeated death and soon as you open your eyes after the moment of death you will be with the Lord if you deny that mark instead of denying Jesus which they will require in the Tribulation if they catch you. See that is why it is the blessed hope-you get to avoid the wrath to come and not even experience death! Get a New King James Version Bible, read it, and get a Strongs Exhaustive Concordance for reference. It will save you & your loved ones, and it will greatly bless you! It is free to be free. Pray to God in Jesus' name through the Holy Spirit for understanding when you read. The teaching of Chuck Missler (who has now passed) are the best teachings I've heard and it is completely free on youtube as a help. The Left Behind movies and Tribulation (with Gary Busey and Margo Kidder) are a fun way to learn too. Revelation, Judgment, Moment After, & New World Order are all great movies on this.
"Yes, families will be broken apart and planes and trains will crash. People in operating rooms will die because surgeons will be taken up". They think all that is good?
That's a strange question. The narrator is telling explaining the facts. Sinners are criminals guilty of breaking God's law. God is holy, righteous and just. He has provided for your salvation by the death and shed blood of Jesus Christ. His resurrection demonstrated His power over sin and death, guaranteeing eternal life to all who will repent and believe on Him.
All Those that are Mocking The Truth In JESUS CHRIST Our LORD and Risen SAVIOR The One and Only True GOD. Rapture is a Glorious Day for GOD's Children. But a Very Very Very dreadful Day for the Unsaved have to go through the Tribulation. Even So JESUS CHRIST IS Coming Back.
Isaiah 44:18 King James Bible They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand
Amazing. Seems to focus on the chaos the rapture(tm) would cause rather than any holy element. If my surgeon disapeared cus of the rapture(tm), i'd spend my remaining days a rich man after suing BUPA (i'm sure my claim would be legit).
The Rapture is right around the corner, but they have been repeating that for over 2000 years. The most disturbing passage in the Bible is Jesus telling people to have no thought or plans for the future, drop everything, abandon your families and follow Him for his generation will not pass away before heaven and earth are destroyed in the Final Judgment. Liar apologists say that Jesus meant the temple in Jerusalem would be destroyed when the Romans sacked that city in 70 AD, but that's asinine.
2 Peter 3 King James Version (KJV) 3 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance: 2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour: 3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. (Copied from Bible Gateway.)
Wait, does this mean that not all children will be immediately saved? GOD SENDS LITTLE KIDDIES TO HELL! Or let's them suffer as the world ends. Oh well. I loved, 'Christian maids promoted' lol
This is hilarious. I saw a small piece of it in The God Who Wasn't There and always wondered where it was from. Now I get to watch the whole thing. Thanks for uploading it.
Rapture will be another miracle like creation itself, the question is will you be part of it.
"Rumours of War" Yeah, that was quite the rumour...
There are. Now.
@@kay.e9014 dude this was during ww2
1 Corinthians 15:51 Behold I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
The thing here is... Israel was not until 1948.
Why haven't 'Rifftrax' done this film!?
This feels like it needs Mike and the Bots from the MST3K.
0:25 I'm sure playing the theme music to The Shadow made kids perk up their ears in 1941.
Great find! Very entertaining.
I can't think what must be going through the minds of those who were so convinced of this May 21 rapture, after months or years of dedicating their lives to preparing themselves and trying to save others, as the hours slip away today and they are left with nothing but another ordinary day, proclaiming the height of their folly.
All I got from this is flying zombies...... and the horrors of not having milk delivered..... XD
While one might laugh that we no longer have milk delivered or disgust at the servants in every home--we can all relate that if a large portion of the population disappeared, we would have a lot of chaos. Revelation says there are people from every tongue, tribe, and nation in Heaven. The point of this is to say get saved (Romans 10:9 believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus's death paid for your sins in full on the cross so you might enter Heavenly eternal bliss) to avoid the 7 years of Tribulation/trouble(the only way some will be saved). Jesus fulfilled some 300 prophecies in His 1st coming and there are at least 500 more to be fulfilled! The rapture (from Latin word rapturo in Latin Bible) means to snatch a child up out of danger the moment before destruction. We meet Jesus in the air and get a new resurrected body without having to die. Children before the age of accountability all go. This is the blessed hope! Don't think this is in the Bible?
" So if you are still on earth, not with Jesus, and not in an immortal body or if you haven't seen graves empty & 1000's disappear off the planet-this has not happened yet. 1 Cor 15:51 is another verse but this is modeled all through scripture. Enoch, Elijah, and Philip were all raptured/translated. We are to be looking forward to this at all times ready, but still go on with your life. We cannot know the day or hour, but we can know the season. There will be perilous times in the end and scoffers. When the Jews gather back to Israel, it is supposed to happen within a generation that Jesus returns-this is a different thing. Zechariah 14 describes Jesus' 2nd coming/day of the Lord/Judgment day where His feet touch down. They are 2 events and this should open up scripture more for those with ears to hear. Don't take the mark if you miss the rapture! God defeated death and soon as you open your eyes after the moment of death you will be with the Lord if you deny that mark instead of denying Jesus which they will require in the Tribulation if they catch you. See that is why it is the blessed hope-you get to avoid the wrath to come and not even experience death! Get a New King James Version Bible, read it, and get a Strongs Exhaustive Concordance for reference. It will save you & your loved ones, and it will greatly bless you! It is free to be free. Pray to God in Jesus' name through the Holy Spirit for understanding when you read. The teaching of Chuck Missler (who has now passed) are the best teachings I've heard and it is completely free on youtube as a help. The Left Behind movies and Tribulation (with Gary Busey and Margo Kidder) are a fun way to learn too. Revelation, Judgment, Moment After, & New World Order are all great movies on this.
I believe!
SO thats why no one delivers milk anymore!
"Yes, families will be broken apart and planes and trains will crash. People in operating rooms will die because surgeons will be taken up".
They think all that is good?
That's a strange question. The narrator is telling explaining the facts. Sinners are criminals guilty of breaking God's law. God is holy, righteous and just. He has provided for your salvation by the death and shed blood of Jesus Christ. His resurrection demonstrated His power over sin and death, guaranteeing eternal life to all who will repent and believe on Him.
John 14:2 In my house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
All Those that are Mocking The Truth In JESUS CHRIST Our LORD and Risen SAVIOR The One and Only True GOD.
Rapture is a Glorious Day for GOD's Children.
But a Very Very Very dreadful Day for the Unsaved have to go through the Tribulation.
Even So JESUS CHRIST
IS
Coming Back.
I think many are mocking dispensationalism, not the truth in Christ.
Isaiah 44:18
King James Bible
They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand
The creepiest part was the preacher at 6:12.
That is not nice
That was just a part showing a preacher before the rapturethat great and dreadful day.
I was planing on making a custard desert for the guests this afternoon, now all my plans are ruined. Why? Why do you torture me lord!
Is this a joke?
Milk deliveries unmade... The horror!
Strangely, all the banks are still open 🤔
Amazing. Seems to focus on the chaos the rapture(tm) would cause rather than any holy element.
If my surgeon disapeared cus of the rapture(tm), i'd spend my remaining days a rich man after suing BUPA (i'm sure my claim would be legit).
thank you
Are you ready?
Are you ready??
LETS GET IT ON!
Wonderful death threats to indoctrinate the kiddies with. Christianity is Such a blessing!
It musta happened already. Way before I was born because I have never had milk waiting on my doorstep.
I like the animation they put of "unbelief" lol.
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The Rapture is right around the corner, but they have been repeating that for over 2000 years.
The most disturbing passage in the Bible is Jesus telling people to have no thought or plans for the future, drop everything, abandon your families and follow Him for his generation will not pass away before heaven and earth are destroyed in the Final Judgment. Liar apologists say that Jesus meant the temple in Jerusalem would be destroyed when the Romans sacked that city in 70 AD, but that's asinine.
"Th graetest prophecy from the Bible is not far from fufillment" says a man 60 years ago. -_-
2 Peter 3 King James Version (KJV)
3 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
(Copied from Bible Gateway.)
@@kay.e9014 Beautiful
hell o. mr p if i get raptured i need you to walk my dawg.
why are children being left behind??? thats fucked up
dam... the christians are all still here...
i just wasnt everyones favourite zombie jew to return and take all the christians away, is that so hard?
Wait, does this mean that not all children will be immediately saved? GOD SENDS LITTLE KIDDIES TO HELL! Or let's them suffer as the world ends. Oh well. I loved, 'Christian maids promoted' lol
Why are there only white people in heaven?
Didn't know that. Look at me, i'm learning :)
seems legit..
I wish it was a joke.. It seems so, so ridiculous.
Classic christian response of 'BELIEVE OR DIE A LONG AND HORRIBLE DEATH', i look forward to it quite frankly.
OMG NEVERENDING JOB OPENINGS IN AMERICA HOW HORRIBLE I WISH HAROLD CAMPING WAS RIGHT CUZ I WOULDA HAD 3 JOBS BY NOW LMAO
Yes! horrible experiences and dark eternity forever! :D
Too bad nothing ever happens and it's always the same boring shit forever instead.
God was invented by cavemen to explain thunder!
That was for others. God is much different.
Ha they've been saying this shit for years ain't gonna happen lol
That does not mean it wont happen. The amount of time does not matter. Please. Believe.
Hahahaha. This is classic... oh the stupidity
lol this is kinda funny .
This is a serious matter. Please, think about this.