Captain Marvelita: Bad L Angle

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @akumaten
    @akumaten 5 років тому +3282

    When a million dollar corporation has to bribe theaters, maybe your movie ain't so good

    • @RenegadeChain
      @RenegadeChain 5 років тому +233

      they know.
      they don't care.

    • @Communitychannel2001
      @Communitychannel2001 5 років тому +20

      are they though....?

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 5 років тому +111

      Not only that but they've had a good ten year track record yet couldn't even muster any confidence to just ignore some people who critiscized the trailers, instead they just had to go and create a whole culture war out of their own insecurities. Heck wonder woman wasnt without critiscism or skeptiscism before it came out due to the dceu track record prior to it and the casting but all they did was go on with it and let the movie speak for itself so what's Disney/Marvel's excuse?

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff 5 років тому +98

      And parade the corpse of Stan Lee to push it

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 5 років тому +19

      They want people to be exposed to the propaganda and soak up their agenda bullshit.

  • @cactophone4552
    @cactophone4552 5 років тому +3978

    When your movie is so bland it wakes up E;r from sleep

    • @Wubster649
      @Wubster649 5 років тому +122

      When your movie is so mediocre, it wakes up a nazi from it's hibernation.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +16

      @@dreadpirateroberts4764 The Jews did nothing wrong.

    • @dreadpirateroberts4764
      @dreadpirateroberts4764 5 років тому +11

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 ik

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 5 років тому +22

      @Henry the MLG tryhard I think it's a joke dude.

    • @zurri6513
      @zurri6513 5 років тому +9

      @@amicableenmity9820 He's calling himself tryhard, I think we're seeing some 4D shitposting

  • @tilemacro
    @tilemacro 5 років тому +1885

    If a mean comment dissuades you from becoming a fighter pilot as you walk towards your F16.
    You are not Fighter pilot material. The enemy wont be as kind.

    • @MrLittlelawyer
      @MrLittlelawyer 5 років тому +184

      Captain Marvel imitates the attitude of female AF members, but not the guts. They don't usually get all crybaby and "overcome the patriarchy" over comments by some men trying to put them down in my experience.

    • @Herbinkle
      @Herbinkle 5 років тому +193

      @Boogieman But it's illogical for a pilot to act like that.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 5 років тому +178

      @Boogieman Moral nonsense _is_ what this movie is. "Wahmen can do anything cuz girl powah!"

    • @user-uy1rg8td1v
      @user-uy1rg8td1v 5 років тому +91

      They say that only by flying experimental airplanes were they as female pilots were allowed to fly. But real test pilots have thousands of hours of flight experience across a wide range of aircraft.

    • @teddrewflack400
      @teddrewflack400 5 років тому +93

      Boogieman obviously you never played counter strike .
      Getting stabbed by your teammates is mandatory.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 5 років тому +2642

    The explanation I heard for why Nick Fury didn't call Captain Marvel during the events of the first Avengers movie is that Captain Marvel was busy saving other planets. This explanation kind of falls apart when you realize the aliens who attacked New York were after the Tesseract, which housed one of the Infinity Stones, a device which could be used to destroy the universe if it were to fall into the wrong hands (which is exactly what happens when Thanos gets it). Even if Fury didn't know that's what the Tesseract was, he should have realized how dangerous it was when it was used to open a portal to allow an alien army to invade. That seems like the sort of thing Captain Marvel should be concerned about if she's only concerned with "big" problems since, you know, a device which makes it possible to invade planets instantly over light years can be a big threat to the universe at large.

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 5 років тому +94

      Also nvm the fact that thanks became the strongest in the world and was coming after the other stones in infinity war which were on earth or relevant to earth

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 5 років тому +68

      Don't question Dr. Just turn your brain off!

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 5 років тому +124

      Hmm. It's almost like they made a shitty movie without regards to how it fucks with the timeline or the continuity of the rest of the MCU. HMMMMMMMM
      I WONDER?!?!
      Seriously, what the actual fuck. It contradicts so much that was already established that I'm entirely convinced it takes place in a less interesting parallel universe

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 5 років тому +38

      I would have had Captain Marvel ending with the Kree and Skrulls being in supervised peace talks (with Carol overseeing things with a redeemed team to try and make sure that everything goes alright and neither side try to slit each other's throats). It'd be the perfect way to excuse why she's not able to come over and help save the day, despite the peril (simply hving her be unable to be contacted due to tensions heating up between the two races and leaving meaning risking multiple worlds being at risk of being caught in the middle even if she does get contacted), and also give Fury a reason to make the Avengers as well, since they can't rely on her being there to save the day.
      Hell, HAVE THE SKRULLS BE VILLAINS INSTEAD OF USING AN AWESOME RACE OF VILLAINOUS SHAPESHIFTING ALIENS TO GO 'ORANGE MAN BAD'. It was the perfect opportunity to have Fury lose his eye and have it mean something. It doesn't mean EVERY Skrull has to be evil, of course, but the idea that you can be betrayed by people you think on your side for some reason (in this case, it could easilly just be 'saving my own' or '**** those guys') would be perfect for giving someone the idea that people can't be trusted easily. You can still have your 'Skrull REfugees', it just means they have scruples and aren't entirely innocent. Why would they want to trust a bunch of people who might sacrifice them to save themselves? They'd have everything to lose by doing what they say.
      There's potential for a good story but it's burred under stupid. So much stupid. They should have cut the politics out.

    • @bepisbann982
      @bepisbann982 5 років тому +3

      I mean the aliens got to earth fast so it’s possible she wouldn’t have got to earth in time to save them so nick didn’t bother

  • @butthz8850
    @butthz8850 5 років тому +3728

    In before E;R is blamed for the New Zealand thing.

    • @Axelovskji
      @Axelovskji 5 років тому +297

      When the terrorist said "subscribe to pewdiepie" during the livestream FeelsGoodMan

    • @user-hu6pk3zs3i
      @user-hu6pk3zs3i 5 років тому +216

      @@Axelovskji the superior scene in that masterpiece of cinema was when he helped the distressed woman on the street

    • @towelierg-400smarttowel9
      @towelierg-400smarttowel9 5 років тому +12

      ua-cam.com/video/pnmRYRRDbuw/v-deo.html

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +1

      Toolate

    • @towelierg-400smarttowel9
      @towelierg-400smarttowel9 5 років тому +15

      0000000000000 00000000000 Wasn’t an endorsement of the video. Merely pointing out that they beat Butt Hz to the point.

  • @NrgBuster
    @NrgBuster 5 років тому +1249

    "What other numbers could they be lying about?"
    ROTTEN TOMATOES WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @AP3X_W01F
      @AP3X_W01F 5 років тому +103

      I think that was supposed to be something about the holocaust.

    • @sombreropug6860
      @sombreropug6860 5 років тому +37

      @@AP3X_W01F or anything really, like DESPITE

    • @Green-tf8uw
      @Green-tf8uw 5 років тому +6

      @@AP3X_W01F I thought the same thing

    • @sombreropug6860
      @sombreropug6860 5 років тому +2

      @Vic Viquor i would rather have a combo, but thank you, i needed at least some internet validation today.

    • @erravi
      @erravi 5 років тому

      shit someone already said the joke i was gonna say

  • @UberPanzerhund
    @UberPanzerhund 5 років тому +685

    QUICK! Archive it before the gems gobble it up

  • @dandynoble2875
    @dandynoble2875 5 років тому +2624

    Captain Marvel is bad because the real Captain Marvel had to change his name to Shazam despite being 28 years older.

    • @emeraldninja3365
      @emeraldninja3365 5 років тому +26

      That was the Dc captain marvel, not the origonal marvel, captain marvel.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +337

      @Emeraldninja 33
      Fawcett Comics’ Captain Marvel was first,
      But was forced to slow down publications after lawsuits by DC comics for similarities to Superman
      Then DC bought Fawcett Comics
      Then DC had to slow down publications of their Captain Marvel because of Marvel Comics’ Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell),
      Because it was harder to defend their copyright to Captain Marvel because it was slowed down in publication from their earlier lawsuits of the Fawcett Comics before they bought it…
      It’s *VERY* confusing…

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому +29

      Abdega
      In-fucking-deed

    • @thatguynobodywants3716
      @thatguynobodywants3716 5 років тому +97

      @@emeraldninja3365 Captain Marvel & Captain Marvel Featuring Captain Marvel from Captain Marvel

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 5 років тому +8

      @@Abdega yeah, I didn't get an inch of that.

  • @alexherrick9256
    @alexherrick9256 5 років тому +2270

    “Is that like a personal attack or something?”
    “Uh huh uh huh uh huh!”

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 5 років тому +30

      I can see Mike's head shaking.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 4 роки тому +9

      I'd tap that flat ass, hate fucking

  • @absalomvane7776
    @absalomvane7776 5 років тому +4281

    So, wait - she doesn't realize her blood is red because she's impervious to harm.
    Does she not menstruate?

    • @neuxell
      @neuxell 5 років тому +820

      wOw wHat a SexIst quEsTioN mEn caN MenStruAte Too aNd yOu DidNt AsK abOut TheM

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 5 років тому +1034

      Well..... Captain Marvel was a dude before......

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 4 роки тому +426

      Maybe that's why she's a spinster, she's infertile and thus doesn't menstrate.

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 4 роки тому +167

      technically menstruation isn't blood, it does contain it but it is the lining of the uterine wall

    • @noobishtitan9714
      @noobishtitan9714 4 роки тому +661

      @@Cemtexify technically nobody asked

  • @pellabandgeek
    @pellabandgeek 3 роки тому +1615

    "imagine what other numbers they could by lying about"
    That aged well

  • @louiefillet6932
    @louiefillet6932 5 років тому +3054

    How to choose a movie in 1995: Open the newspaper
    How to choose a movie in 2019: Avoid ALL that "Woke" twitter promotes

    • @xtrevoreonx
      @xtrevoreonx 5 років тому +13

      I like Korean cinema a lot these days

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 5 років тому +48

      Yo hear me out
      If there are blacks in the movie playin a big role
      Dump that movie
      Like really man, all the good movies are without us

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 5 років тому

      Cringey.

    • @laststrike4411
      @laststrike4411 4 роки тому +14

      Into the Spiderverse was great.

    • @FirstLast-wu1gl
      @FirstLast-wu1gl 4 роки тому +29

      IntergalacticNobody
      There is nothing morally or ethically wrong with being a Nazi.

  • @LordShardok
    @LordShardok 5 років тому +1125

    "Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about."
    Almost had me thinking you were gonna go the whole video without doing it. GG m8.

    • @Makumbator
      @Makumbator 5 років тому +76

      Can't like this, it has 88 thumbs up

    • @SpazzMatticusTheGreat
      @SpazzMatticusTheGreat 5 років тому +34

      No Step On Snek
      hmmmmmmmm

    • @Makumbator
      @Makumbator 5 років тому +17

      @@Wolf_Larsen I did now, someone broke it

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 5 років тому +13

      Come on, E;R: *This is why we can't have nice things!*

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 5 років тому +4

      @@Makumbator You subverted the nation! ;-)

  • @Ceronia
    @Ceronia 5 років тому +301

    Thx that Sweden guy who shout out this channel for me. This is pure gold...Edge gold.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +7

      Im Swedish too

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 5 років тому +6

      @@turtleanton6539 I feel sorry for your condition.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 5 років тому +1

      @@turtleanton6539 your people killed Europe's Internet with article 13.
      I hope you are proud.

  • @zeref151x3
    @zeref151x3 5 років тому +2975

    “I’m black”
    Top ten anime plot twists

    • @Hawbitten
      @Hawbitten 5 років тому +103

      Is he black or is it just a joke about his silhouette Avatar?

    • @capyblanka3828
      @capyblanka3828 5 років тому +273

      Have you not been watching his videos? He's always been black when he's on screen.

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 5 років тому +73

      That moment when you realize his avatar is actually a yellow guy.

    • @zeref151x3
      @zeref151x3 5 років тому +6

      The fact that this is my most liked comment

    • @firelinkshrine4234
      @firelinkshrine4234 5 років тому +47

      Hawbitten he made a subtle joke in his Star Wars review that also hinted at him being black

  • @MansMan42069
    @MansMan42069 5 років тому +1919

    E;R: "Don't shoot, I'm black."
    Trunks: "Don't shoot. This man isn't black."

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому +61

      @Sylas Grayson
      Subarashi !
      You ningen have good taste

    • @gwell66v2AnimeReviews
      @gwell66v2AnimeReviews 4 роки тому +27

      Took me a minute to remember DBZ's accidental hilarious progressive commentary....no.,..wait...the directors and VO had to sit there doing that line, they knew

    • @firstnamelastname1515
      @firstnamelastname1515 4 роки тому +4

      @@jackienation12 I don't know but if he's really black why some people call him racist for the way he talks about black people or something ?

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 4 роки тому +3

      ".............. What?"

    • @blazeofglory4053
      @blazeofglory4053 4 роки тому +4

      Oh god, that "Hold your fire! This man isn't black!" line...
      They went through with it, too. I'm surprised that they were allowed to, lmao

  • @voivodadracula1936
    @voivodadracula1936 5 років тому +1995

    I loved the part when Brie Larson went ":|"

    • @bobbygarcia1835
      @bobbygarcia1835 5 років тому +48

      i laughed out loud to this, just wanted to let you know

    • @HunterMearo
      @HunterMearo 5 років тому +98

      Like in Force Awakens, I loved it when Rey went :o

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 5 років тому

      lol

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 5 років тому +12

      Abysmal character, abysmal film.

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 5 років тому +16

      I loved it when Brie Larson looked like she had a butt.

  • @mrcrazyattire723
    @mrcrazyattire723 5 років тому +239

    I need to watch this video before it's taken down for wrong think

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 5 років тому +647

    >That final line
    I expected nothing less.
    Well done.

    • @TheHalogen131
      @TheHalogen131 5 років тому +6

      I'm not too familiar with E;R's career. What numbers is he talking about? Subscriber count?

    • @TheHalogen131
      @TheHalogen131 5 років тому +2

      @reu tardio Yeah, I should have seen it coming. Thanks a lot to both of you.

  • @evenflow714
    @evenflow714 5 років тому +548

    *An invasive villain that can appear as anyone.*

  • @-king-1230
    @-king-1230 5 років тому +846

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: Captain Marvel is actually adopted by black parents so therefore she's back

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 5 років тому +17

      Sad thing is I can TOTALLY see this happening........

    • @TheBlueboyRuhan
      @TheBlueboyRuhan 5 років тому +20

      She's black y'all. And she's back y'all. And she's blacker than black snd she's black y'all

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi 5 років тому +2

      Never fix the typo, it just makes it that much more perfect.

    • @colonelburton8451
      @colonelburton8451 5 років тому +6

      Everybody:
      Media: Why's there no gay character in Harry Potter?
      JK Rowling: Dumbledore is gay!

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 років тому +8

      @@colonelburton8451 who doesn't love forced diversity in a series where no one was established to be diverse in the first place

  • @maulcs
    @maulcs 5 років тому +544

    Brie Larson's acting in CM basically equates to just raising her eyebrow and squinting to look cocky.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +11

      Annette Bening's acting was probably the most confusing. What the hell was she doing?

    • @mathisanidioticsport6969
      @mathisanidioticsport6969 5 років тому +26

      The saddest part is that she worked really hard just to be able to do that

    • @thesquirtof8759
      @thesquirtof8759 5 років тому +15

      You know you've done something wrong when Reeves acts more emotional than you.

    • @imaroadcone6207
      @imaroadcone6207 5 років тому +2

      Less emotions than rey.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 років тому +6

      Robert Downey Jr. did it a million times better starting in 2008!

  • @shoople
    @shoople 5 років тому +701

    "she's hot headed!!!! that's her flaw!!!!"
    meanwhile, her face the entire movie is :|

    • @absolutew33b
      @absolutew33b 5 років тому +83

      Finally, someone said it! The people who has been trying to defend Captain Marvel kept saying this and I was confused because almost every faces she did were poker faces.

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 5 років тому +158

      What do we call someone who has a poker face and random outbursts of violence? A psychopath.

    • @kakibackup2koujo612
      @kakibackup2koujo612 5 років тому +20

      Edward Armstrong Ah finally someone who dosen’t confuse psychopath and sociopath. There is still hope.

    • @akerguido9399
      @akerguido9399 5 років тому +10

      [ : | ]

    • @TheSpiritsLease
      @TheSpiritsLease 5 років тому +10

      @@kakibackup2koujo612 It used to be switched around, dumbass. At this point, the roles of those two fucking words are entirely regional. They even use a new term now called "Antisocial Personality Disorder."

  • @aseheavyindustries798
    @aseheavyindustries798 5 років тому +708

    this man is straight up flaunting his ripped Chinese copies of the movies

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 роки тому +26

      I don't know. I think "kadar" is an Arabic word. They might be Haji copies.

    • @ZahrDalsk
      @ZahrDalsk 3 роки тому +48

      @@dairoleon2682 Bruh you can literally see the Chinese subtitles on his Alita footage.

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov 3 роки тому +4

      So American.

    • @jirden
      @jirden 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t pay to see big studio movies either - just the indie movies.

    • @nanyabizness564
      @nanyabizness564 3 роки тому +3

      @@VitaliyMilonov ironically, isn't it more russian than american, tovaristch deputat?

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 5 років тому +1086

    E;R: "Except they have blue blood."
    Hank: "Aw, Jesus!"
    I'm dead 😭.

    • @ashertbm
      @ashertbm 5 років тому +51

      Just... don’t put anymore evidence in your mouth you hear?

    • @happywithdrawal
      @happywithdrawal 5 років тому +18

      @@ashertbm "got it"

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 5 років тому +41

      @Hugh James-Berry Detroit become connor

    • @RandomCoffee101
      @RandomCoffee101 5 років тому +10

      Hugh James-Berry 28 stab wounds

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy 5 років тому +9

      *28 sTaB wOuNdS*

  • @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
    @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 5 років тому +3036

    How can she be Captain Marvel? She clearly lacks the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Heracles, the stamina of Atlas, the might of Zeus, the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury.

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 5 років тому +757

      And the beauty of Aphrodite too.

    • @Herbinkle
      @Herbinkle 5 років тому +566

      @Boogieman No she doesn't

    • @eryiusnefarious
      @eryiusnefarious 5 років тому +239

      And the power of "!"
      No I'm not making that up

    • @zacnieprawisz9171
      @zacnieprawisz9171 5 років тому +135

      Vosloff That's weird that all characters are Greek/Roman gods and heroes but one Solomon is from Tora/Bible. Solomon should be switched with Greek Minevra/ Roman Athena.

    • @doubletake3411
      @doubletake3411 5 років тому +90

      @Boogieman Your boots, bootlicker

  • @EvilPumpkin
    @EvilPumpkin 5 років тому +401

    E;R is here, the Elder Scrolls warned of his return.

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 5 років тому +11

      But not about articles 11 and 13.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 5 років тому +1

      I thought his name stands for Extended Rape (of specifically chosen video media titles).
      He stalks his prey, sets up traps. His is our Extended Raper (

    • @EvilPumpkin
      @EvilPumpkin 5 років тому

      @Ney Portal STOP!

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 5 років тому

      @@paleface171 Why doesn't this have more likes

    • @samgreenblatt7074
      @samgreenblatt7074 5 років тому

      EldE;R Scrolls

  • @jujyforeman9069
    @jujyforeman9069 5 років тому +1409

    Thankfully she has a relatively minor role in Endgame.

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 5 років тому +261

      The Natasha's peanut butter sandwich had more screen time than Capitain Plank, thanks God she wasn't in the entire movie, only at the end and Thanos beat her with the Patriarchy Stone, soooooooo yes.

    • @MrToddino
      @MrToddino 5 років тому +15

      Iggygang

    • @rocklobster420
      @rocklobster420 5 років тому +41

      IGGY! GET OUT OF HERE! HE’s STILL ALIVE!

    • @blankblankson3655
      @blankblankson3655 4 роки тому +17

      Didn't help the movie much though. Would love to hear E;R talk about the time travel in endgame. But I think I know he'd hate it.

    • @connorpickens7523
      @connorpickens7523 4 роки тому +47

      They had to keep her out of the majority of the movie because apparently (I'm guessing) one of the writers realized she broke 100% of any storytelling conflict she was in. At least Dr. Manhattan could be influenced by his lover and his faith in humanity. Carol barely cares about Earth and showed zero reaction to Fury (the one person she had any emotional connection to) getting dusted. She's literally just /kill: the character.

  • @Kenoi_
    @Kenoi_ 5 років тому +729

    Every time I look at captain marvel’s eyes i see nothing, just blank. Yet the movie tries its best to convince everyone that she’s emotionally unstable.... o k e y

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 років тому +35

      I mean you could easily convince me that the actress is emotionally unstable but have locked all her feelings up in a iron vult. but what do i know.

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 5 років тому +4

      Nathan D That’s the actress is shit and can’t emote to save her life.

    • @icecube815
      @icecube815 5 років тому +1

      @@ouchiegiverjr ua-cam.com/video/qp-Jr4oEFWo/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/N4bXM2mAMsc/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/s7HOfpS8iDM/v-deo.html
      Sure dude, keep making up easily falsifiable bullshit.

    • @d-phoenix2198
      @d-phoenix2198 5 років тому +11

      I have to say that Captains marvel was so emotionless literally a marble statue has more feelings in its face than this woman. Wether she was saving the galaxy or learning about her pass her expression was like a metal hard and cold. Even if these was on purpose then the director didn't know wtf he was doing.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 років тому +6

      I legit feel like captain marvel would have been a better movie if it was about an introvert having trouble expressing emotions learning to express emotions better. Because at least then half the dialogue would make any damn sense (all the characters talk about captain marvel being emotionally unstable...yet she's less expressive than the literal computer overlord program that mocks her for this).

  • @WeekendWarrior1
    @WeekendWarrior1 5 років тому +1820

    Status: **E;RECT**

  • @Sesshomaru1
    @Sesshomaru1 5 років тому +568

    "...Imagine, what other numbers could they be lying about?"
    Lol, I see what you did there. This is great as always

    • @cheerioz5736
      @cheerioz5736 5 років тому +10

      I think that final line went over my head what did he mean by that?

    • @kuradamax
      @kuradamax 5 років тому +81

      Cheerioz six million

    • @datdamnmegabusta5604
      @datdamnmegabusta5604 5 років тому +18

      I just wanted to say, I always thought you were better than Inuyasha.

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 5 років тому +1

      Isn't the very name the "Holocaust" offensive to Christians?

    • @shadetraveleroftheunknown4949
      @shadetraveleroftheunknown4949 5 років тому +30

      @@cheerioz5736 he ment that 50k reviews that were deleted in rotten tomatos was done by Marble and Disney, Here's a brief description so far....
      Rotten tomatos is own by fandango, and the CEO was a employee from Disney. Having worked for a long time in the job 'Disney' may or may not have put him in the trippity top, Hence the reason for the sudden deleted of 50K. You also cannot delete you account from rotten tomatos and, the 'reviews' are in such a mess that you should not trust the website anymore.
      Another 'conspiracy' is that Disney was buying advanced tickets from online. The evidence was that multiple people(also many cinema managers) was saying that almost all advanced tickets users did not show up.
      Sorry for the info bomb but if you did not like the movie you a (insert offensive comment from a soy boy/feminist) the thank you for your time and you may copy this comment.
      May twitter account is called 'look around up and down' is am new to twitter so I may be slow. Do some self reflecti, always helps in such time.
      EDIT: sorry but I got it wrong sorry for being lazi to actually check but thanks people below me for not being mean.

  • @cwheels01
    @cwheels01 5 років тому +628

    *"GAAAAAH, WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?"*
    "Uh...it's me...Captain Marv-"
    *"F L A T and B O R I N G. I HAVE SPOKEN."*

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 5 років тому +39

      Literally what happened. God save anyone that draws the ire of the Nazi demon lord E semicolon R.

    • @SamuelBlane
      @SamuelBlane 5 років тому +1

      flat

    • @Itsprincesweets
      @Itsprincesweets 4 роки тому +1

      @@Squishito what?

    • @Shubdooba
      @Shubdooba 4 роки тому +7

      T4piok4 he was joking man

  • @thynderhead99
    @thynderhead99 5 років тому +524

    "Imagine, what other numbers they could be lying about"
    E;R NO

    • @mad4song01
      @mad4song01 5 років тому +10

      Sorry, I missed the edgy joke. What was the meaning behind that punchline?

    • @mad4song01
      @mad4song01 5 років тому +22

      @@cipsahoy9639 holy crap, I'm slow! How did I miss that joke?

    • @mr.cuddlesworth3144
      @mr.cuddlesworth3144 5 років тому +12

      @@mad4song01 What's the joke? That Disney basically bought the box office and committed fraud?

    • @vir042
      @vir042 5 років тому +69

      @@mr.cuddlesworth3144 something about 6 million dying in some war i think, he is probably talking about the winter war.. or else he would be a nazi right?

    • @jansettler4828
      @jansettler4828 5 років тому +7

      @@vir042 No, he'd be mentally retarded.

  • @vanhoutastic
    @vanhoutastic 5 років тому +244

    E;R the type of guy to put a triple parenthesis filter so faint it's unnoticeable over his whole video

    • @RoboPutinPresidentinCE
      @RoboPutinPresidentinCE 5 років тому

      Where though?
      Dindn't see non of dat j00 booty

    • @vanhoutastic
      @vanhoutastic 5 років тому +1

      @@RoboPutinPresidentinCE ? I'm just joking, I'm pretty sure there isn't a filter... But there could be

    • @RoboPutinPresidentinCE
      @RoboPutinPresidentinCE 5 років тому +1

      @@vanhoutastic :D

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 років тому +436

    Captain Marvel is a 14 year old boy who gets struck by lightning and turns into a 30 year old bodybuilder

    • @SolEmeralds18
      @SolEmeralds18 5 років тому +13

      Featuring Zachary Levi

    • @danielroden9424
      @danielroden9424 5 років тому +61

      at least he has a training montage. that already makes it better than crapstain mables.

    • @TennoWolf
      @TennoWolf 5 років тому +17

      Wrong captain marvel for this video. This one is a bad example for little girls to follow.

    • @vexion637
      @vexion637 5 років тому +10

      When I heard of the Captain Marvel movie, I remembered the Justice Leauge CM. Then I seen not only the trailer with Queen Marvel, but the new Shazam movie to retcon the name. Fuck Hollywood.

    • @Yoshikage8008
      @Yoshikage8008 5 років тому +22

      Dude. Why the fuck did they take away his name? Carol isn't named Captain Marvel in the movie. No one even says the word "Marvel" once in the film. It was pointless to take away that name. Call him Shazam if you want but he will always be Captain Marvel to me.

  • @valdish9620
    @valdish9620 5 років тому +614

    I am at the opinion that a character can be overpowered and interesting at the same time, as long as they're provided with an appropriate challenge

    • @papapiggie6697
      @papapiggie6697 4 роки тому +151

      *cough* *cough* One Punch Man.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 4 роки тому +132

      Guts from Berserk. He's the embodiment of "man too angry to die" yet his struggle is extremely harrowing and his growth as a character is brilliant.

    • @Sullenify
      @Sullenify 4 роки тому +101

      To me, there are two ways to make an op character interesting.
      1. Give them a challenge/danger/threat/enemy to face that is at an equal/higher level of power then them. Something that no one else but the op character can face, and not without great difficulty.
      2. Give them a mental/psychological problem to overcome that their immense strength can’t solve, or physical challenge that their intelligence can’t fix.

    • @samuelthrift7282
      @samuelthrift7282 4 роки тому +15

      I think Superman in Man of Steel fits this description nicely.

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 роки тому +71

      I don't dislike OP characters.
      I dislike OP characters who don't suffer.
      You know, the ones who are praftically God's wannabes and don't have feelings or any weakness.
      That's why superman is so fucking great despite being a Gary Stue.
      He has weakness and enemies that can exploit them.

  • @TheUnknownOtaku
    @TheUnknownOtaku 5 років тому +762

    I always knew E;R was black
    Next thing we will find out is he is jewish

    • @generalaspergers4205
      @generalaspergers4205 5 років тому +3

      Wait, what?

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 5 років тому +155

      A self hating black gem? If he comes out as a lesbian, we have a bingo!

    • @phillewis3180
      @phillewis3180 5 років тому +2

      Unknown 😃😃😃

    • @cturner956
      @cturner956 5 років тому +32

      That would be EZ;PZ, he fits that description exactly

    • @generalaspergers4205
      @generalaspergers4205 5 років тому +2

      Perseus Anax I know. Did E;R say he was black on Twitter, or something?

  • @bigfionn8514
    @bigfionn8514 5 років тому +395

    My boy Robert Rodriguez is more than the Spy Kids guy
    He’s also the Sharkboy and Lavagirl guy

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 років тому +26

      He did Machete too.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 5 років тому +20

      And planet terror, and Desperado, and once upon a time in Mexico

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 5 років тому +14

      Can't forget collabing with Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 5 років тому +10

      Sharkboy was the wolf guy in the Twilight movies.

    • @Chamiliatic
      @Chamiliatic 5 років тому

      From dusk till dawn, desperado, sin city.

  • @garavon6894
    @garavon6894 5 років тому +279

    When you care more about E;R's skin colour than about cpt. Marvel

    • @YitzharVered
      @YitzharVered 5 років тому +41

      I am now legit thinking he's black which would be the ultimate anime plot twist

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 5 років тому

      M.R Wakawaka I know right I always think of most people until they say something to the contrary that they are white

  • @1N73RC3P7OR
    @1N73RC3P7OR 5 років тому +509

    I still remember when RottenTomatoes deleted most of the negative reviews of Black Panther since it deemed them to have been written because of "racism" and totally not because the movie was stupid.
    It's almost like they have an agenda of some sort.

    • @porassrivastava8242
      @porassrivastava8242 3 роки тому +70

      Black Panther is so so bland and boring, I feel sad Chadwick was perfect as BP and never got a good movie of his own, he was best in civil war, menacing and actually had a character.

    • @splaty691
      @splaty691 3 роки тому +14

      @@cactusmalone Yea the guy who played the MC died from cancer so no sequel.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 3 роки тому +20

      Ah yes, the movie that celebrates xenophobia and hoarding all the wealth while the rest of the continent is a slum. How ironically progressive.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 роки тому +24

      @@cactusmalone , Chadwick recently died of cancer, so that means Shuri is going to being Black Panther in Black Panther 2, so yes both films sucks entirely.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 3 роки тому +18

      Oy vey!

  • @hamedalshaqsy3689
    @hamedalshaqsy3689 5 років тому +2175

    You pirated the movies.
    Ah, a man of culture

    • @blacktunnel4109
      @blacktunnel4109 5 років тому +149

      Honestly, we should be advocating piracy. They input way too much money and output dogshit.

    • @Hewhowantstoknow
      @Hewhowantstoknow 5 років тому +49

      If you're not watching a movie on opening weekend you might as well pirate it because studio execs only care about opening weekend, and let's face it certain movies/franchises are going to turn a profit by a huge margin either way so no reason to feel bad about it.

    • @parjai97
      @parjai97 5 років тому +18

      @Vic Viquor google for the torrent

    • @DumpsterFire2048
      @DumpsterFire2048 5 років тому +31

      captain marvel made a billion dollars and you don't know anyone who watched it.

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 5 років тому +7

      Yarrrr, it be another matey of culture

  • @cyberpanzer8772
    @cyberpanzer8772 5 років тому +71

    Skrulls: A race of pointy eared people who have shape shifting abilities and try to blend in and subvert it
    I wonder what they could possibly have meant by this

  • @Pet_Hedgehog
    @Pet_Hedgehog 5 років тому +1062

    Talos, scrolls... what is this a skyrim rip off?

    • @punishedwhirligig3353
      @punishedwhirligig3353 5 років тому +88

      justas drigotas someone call todd

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 5 років тому +111

      Hey you, you're finally awake...

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 5 років тому +19

      Talos originates from Greek mythology.It was essentially a giant robot.Hmm.Now,i seem to recall something about someone using a giant robot in ES,too,but i just can't remember his name.

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 5 років тому +58

      You were trying to cross the border, right?...

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 5 років тому +1

      Translation ?

  • @lukemichael2001
    @lukemichael2001 5 років тому +140

    “What other numbers could they be lying about”
    That’s some George Orwell level shit.

  • @filmgob
    @filmgob 5 років тому +574

    Captain Frumpy Soccer Mom: The New First Avenger

  • @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408
    @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 5 років тому +227

    Movie critics are pushing politics.
    Black Panther had the same effect, high score from critics, *a poor score from actual humans,* amazing score from bots.

    • @TheJarritosman
      @TheJarritosman 5 років тому +26

      Pushing politics into media is just making dumb people feel like they're more intellectual than the people who do know politics.

    • @etheris4140
      @etheris4140 5 років тому +5

      It was /that/ bad, because of the villain. Cpt. America 1 is a much better movie.

    • @buendiafilms4534
      @buendiafilms4534 5 років тому +5

      Black Panther was an average movie it super overrated tho. Only black people hype that movie as if it’s the best movie ever made

    • @arturhours
      @arturhours 5 років тому +6

      Just like E;R is pushing politics too
      Except I agree with him so it’s ok when he does it /s

    • @tjs1212
      @tjs1212 5 років тому

      I like wakanda not the actual movie

  • @jivecjedkin
    @jivecjedkin 5 років тому +403

    I was subscribed to E;R before the media called him a Nazi.
    Great vid btw.

  • @holepunch1829
    @holepunch1829 5 років тому +557

    "what other numbers could they be lying about?"
    nice

    • @GiovanniAuditore
      @GiovanniAuditore 5 років тому +53

      Sneaky fucker isn't he?

    • @iunary
      @iunary 4 роки тому +18

      I dont know, it really feels like hes just being edgy. I hope hes not actually a weirdo historical revisionist, that would be a bit sad. Its like flat earthers, climate change denialists and 9/11 truthers... a bunch of delusional weirdos...

    • @ZahrDalsk
      @ZahrDalsk 4 роки тому +88

      @@iunary Try peddling that garbage somewhere else shlomo.

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 4 роки тому +2

      ZahrDalsk
      What garbage?

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 4 роки тому +3

      What numbers could he be referring to?

  • @zakhoskins6404
    @zakhoskins6404 5 років тому +222

    >Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about
    I could think of about 6,000,000 of them.

    • @bleachsundae1368
      @bleachsundae1368 5 років тому +5

      They think they’re offending people by acting like nervous Jews and calling themselves “goys” when in reality they just look retarded. They want to be slaves to the Jews so badly that they’re literally referring to themselves using the Yiddish word for “cattle”. Talk about a persecution complex.

    • @TheAnonymousIndividual
      @TheAnonymousIndividual 5 років тому +30

      @@bleachsundae1368 Bet you unironically believe the "Far Right" are real. You talk about us making jokes "wanting to be Slaves" when I can guarantee you're a Slave to the Media. Gg wp

    • @Red_Devil_2011
      @Red_Devil_2011 5 років тому +30

      Historians of every race, color and creed... realized who won the war, who runs the west, and where their shekels come from.
      LOL far alt right extremist nazis are cringe compared to my based mainstream spoonfed knowledge, yo. Neva foget the chosen dindus.

    • @CloudCosm0ss
      @CloudCosm0ss 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @HORSEMANFOREVER
      @HORSEMANFOREVER 5 років тому +12

      @The Bandog tl;dr: "OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN"

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 5 років тому +428

    I just saw Captain Marvel, and LOVED IT!
    Zachery Levi is perfect as Captain Marvel, very funny, the movie had such great heart.

    • @dislikebomb6680
      @dislikebomb6680 5 років тому +37

      This guy gets it!

    • @YTTopia
      @YTTopia 5 років тому +96

      Not gonna lie. You had us in the first half.

    • @tochiokeke5478
      @tochiokeke5478 5 років тому +16

      This is it, chief.

    • @adumbedgyname7158
      @adumbedgyname7158 5 років тому +27

      I can not like your comment more than once....
      I'm sorry, everyone....

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 5 років тому +4

      Explain pls.

  • @EndingNote111
    @EndingNote111 5 років тому +547

    Here before it gets taken down for hate speech lol

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 5 років тому +5

      Funny AND Edgy
      You're so talented!

    • @cassuso4902
      @cassuso4902 5 років тому +49

      @@DeadpoolX9 You sound mad.

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 5 років тому +46

      Pointing out that feminist films seem incapable of raising their protagonists up without dragging men down and appear to hate women by refusing to allow them to develop a character through some sort of struggle? That's not hate, that's just obvi-- Okay. Apparently that is hate speech.

    • @Hexagon666
      @Hexagon666 5 років тому +8

      But he‘s black D:

    • @Supersayainpikmin
      @Supersayainpikmin 5 років тому +1

      People say that in every video; yet his channel is still up and all the videos I care about are still here. : D

  • @theGentlemanCaller73
    @theGentlemanCaller73 3 роки тому +55

    "what other numbers could they be lying about?"
    Savage.

  • @Akalos1
    @Akalos1 5 років тому +928

    E;R's cuts are so friggin good. He uses the best material for maximum laffs. Why do we live in a world where he can't monetize the hell out of this art?

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 5 років тому +68

      Because the eternally offended can nazi anything but __________

    • @doko3000
      @doko3000 5 років тому +10

      he can't monetize the video, but he can ask for crowd funding with Patreon or SubscribeStar

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 5 років тому +15

      @@doko3000 Patreon? Y'sure? LOL

    • @doko3000
      @doko3000 5 років тому +5

      @@ralphanthonyespos9417 what? he's already doing it on Patreon, check the video description.

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 5 років тому +26

      @@doko3000 Wow. I'm surprised he wasn't booted yet.

  • @cubicengineering4715
    @cubicengineering4715 5 років тому +364

    "Imagine what other numbers they could be lieing about"
    Me: ...7 infinity stones?

    • @Emanthebald
      @Emanthebald 5 років тому +44

      He's talking about the number of people who should be telling Tony Stark type jokes at any given moment in the MCU

    • @zakhoskins6404
      @zakhoskins6404 5 років тому +40

      But they were all deceived..................for another stone was made.
      *cue spoopy Mordor music*

    • @cubicengineering4715
      @cubicengineering4715 5 років тому +45

      @@zakhoskins6404 The N-word stone. It share a similar power to an N-word stone but carries infinite uses. Truly to most powerful of them all.

    • @Nangong123
      @Nangong123 5 років тому +3

      @@cubicengineering4715 shut up

    • @Lemuria1993
      @Lemuria1993 5 років тому +6

      @@Emanthebald at Tony, can you believe it? Wooden doors!

  • @shackunn
    @shackunn 5 років тому +702

    Ayy, Tone. If walls don't work why are they making us pay for one over in Israel?

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 5 років тому +124

      If walls don't work, why doesn't China have a Mexican immigrant problem?

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 5 років тому +49

      @@ananousous This man is on to something big

    • @670HP-Package-NOW
      @670HP-Package-NOW 5 років тому +44

      @@ananousous *screams in Tibeten*

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +15

      @@ananousous Keen observation.

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 5 років тому +2

      Why is this such a common alt right talking point?

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 5 років тому +93

    Captain Marvel 1: Owned by DC comics, 10 year old Billy Batson is given powers by the wizard Shazam and becomes Captain Marvel.
    Captain Mar-Vel: Owned by Marvel comics and initially used to ape Superman, a male super character who could go toe to toe with Thanos. Was created with the sole purpose of Marvel to try and get the rights of "Captain Marvel".
    Captain Marvel 3: Owned by Marvel comics, a black woman with an afro, hoop earrings, and bell bottoms. Mostly made just to keep the lawsuit of Captain Marvel against DC running.
    Captain Marvel 4: Owned by Marvel comics, a white woman who don't need no man and can do anything and deliberately disobeys working law structures and made her own prison for those she personally deemed criminals. Written by tumblr rejects who now occupy 98% of MCU.
    Eventually DC just shrugged and now calls their Captain Marvel "Shazam", since folks often called him that anyway.

    • @Martin_Daniel
      @Martin_Daniel 5 років тому +13

      Well, DC changed Captain Marvel name to not give Marvel free advertisement.
      IMO opinion it's incredibly dumb to have him called Shazam as if someone asks "Hey, who are you?" and he answers "Shazam" he reverts back to Billy Batson.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +7

      You missed a few other Captains between 3 and 4. Phylla-Vell and Genis-Vell.

    • @legionbeast
      @legionbeast 5 років тому +2

      @@tiaaaron3278 Oop, sorry. Goes to show how difficult it is to address the origin.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +3

      @@legionbeast And there is another version who looks like Mar-Vell but later we learn it's a Skrull who has taken Mar-Vell's form and has all forgotten that he's a Skrull. Complex character but I'm not sure if he counts.

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 4 роки тому

      Monica was an actual good character tho.

  • @666melodeath666
    @666melodeath666 5 років тому +668

    Daddy E;R is back and my body is Ready 😩

    • @RookOfOnyx
      @RookOfOnyx 5 років тому +3

      Nigga...? You gay.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +5

      Ha! Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 років тому +5

      @@RookOfOnyx For E;R? Who isn't?

    • @RookOfOnyx
      @RookOfOnyx 5 років тому +3

      @@KnightInDaLight 2gay

  • @nevadaterritorium_85
    @nevadaterritorium_85 5 років тому +504

    Oh, mein fuhrE;R your return is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @heyheythrowaway
      @heyheythrowaway 5 років тому +59

      "It is necessary that I shall be shoahed from youtube for my people. But my spirit will rise from the limited state and the internet shall know that I was right."

    • @vernesdelpeche7240
      @vernesdelpeche7240 5 років тому +17

      Lmaooooo fuhre;r

    • @3psilon.
      @3psilon. 5 років тому +8

      Hello there

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 5 років тому +331

    Alita almost made me cry, Captian Marvel? Barely cared about the character. Alita was so much better.

    • @johnmagus6341
      @johnmagus6341 5 років тому +43

      @Boogieman nah, screw that tool. I think it was when got her new body from the ship. But Captian Marvel, I felt nothing towards her character, at all. I expected her movie to do so many things but was more of a series of letdowns.

    • @lemao438
      @lemao438 5 років тому +62

      @Boogieman and you're trying so hard to defend captain feminist from every comments lmao

    • @donpepe8440
      @donpepe8440 5 років тому +16

      @@lemao438 well he is the boogieman

    • @engineergaming32yt37
      @engineergaming32yt37 5 років тому +2

      Lol both movies were trash, Alita was slighty better.

    • @Frootiboo
      @Frootiboo 5 років тому

      Boogieman i love your comments youre doing gods work

  • @Kommiekiller
    @Kommiekiller 5 років тому +90

    I can accept alita being pretty good at everything since she is a robot. Her turn from naivety to badassary was super rushed but I still loved her.
    I literally have nothing to say about planctain marvel.

  • @shoople
    @shoople 5 років тому +233

    i feared the fuhrE;R not enjoying alita. however, this is a good timeline.

    • @sombreropug6860
      @sombreropug6860 5 років тому +13

      But this is easy, if a movie is not shit, it will be praised, at least Alittle :')

    • @TheCumManKing
      @TheCumManKing 5 років тому +8

      @@sombreropug6860 I see what you did there

  • @maxmustermann9058
    @maxmustermann9058 5 років тому +100

    "Why lightspeed engine when they just warp everywhere ?"
    To be fair ramming at lightspeed would be extremely effective, it could destroy a fleet of star destroyers and revolutionise a verse in which people can already go to hyperspace.

    • @maxmustermann9058
      @maxmustermann9058 5 років тому +8

      She could do that, but does not. I know how jumppoints work, same goes for hyperspace in Star Wars.

    • @TheFizio
      @TheFizio 5 років тому

      Could also be because they will be free of traveling anywhere in light speed instead of having to rely on wormholes

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +2

      Better question: How did Carol expect Yon-Rogg get back to Hala by a simple espace pod when everyone else travelled through jump points?

  • @Nork490
    @Nork490 5 років тому +407

    Wait, she spent nine months developing her bland expression?
    ...how do you even do that? Its like training to be good at eating cheerios.

    • @Trump-a-Tron
      @Trump-a-Tron 5 років тому +5

      And yet a misogynist sh*t like you would never have the girl-balls to enter a 1v1 competition with me. (5gl bowl of cheerios)

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 років тому +37

      I just finished off my second giant box of multi grain cheerios. I had two more boxes to go but somebody stole them. I guess that's how good they are.

    • @TheIllInformedHannah
      @TheIllInformedHannah 5 років тому +1

      Yeah because all the other Marvel movies have oscar winning performances and they all emote sooo much, that wasn't Brie Larson that's just Marvel

    • @michaeldorsey9231
      @michaeldorsey9231 5 років тому +30

      +Hannah
      But they do emote. Tony, Steve, Thor, Peter, etc. They all emote better than Carol does.

    • @ObossRocks
      @ObossRocks 5 років тому +15

      Hannah they may not emote much but it’s certainly better than larsons performance

  • @Vilverna
    @Vilverna 5 років тому +40

    what makes a Mary Sue a Mary Sue is the ease at which they solve their conflicts. regardless of power level compared to the universe they are in. If the character has depth, or is relatable, or grows dynamically, the status of Sue Character decays.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому +3

      Curse of Mary Sue: I HATE IT!
      A content teenager is cursed o be the center of everything thsn happens.
      Having already been bored with Mary Sued is fanfics and bad productions, being one is WORSE THAN DEATH.
      "There's a reason my social sites have no photos of me... I DON'T WANT THIS ATTENTION!"
      Good luck with that
      "That's all you can say? A Scroll of Infinite Answers?"
      What was the question?
      "HOW
      DO I
      STOP BEING
      A MARY SUE?!"
      I hope a talented person would go with this concept! XD

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 3 роки тому

      @@Ramsey276one ain't that basically one punch man?

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому

      @@TheTdw2000 A drama/comedy version instead of superhero genre, basically
      XD

  • @user-kl5mc3lg1y
    @user-kl5mc3lg1y 5 років тому +73

    Here before he is silenced once more.

  • @asleeperj
    @asleeperj 5 років тому +1011

    They are just mad because Alita is a good lead character with an actual arc, and Captain Marvel isn't. Has nothing to do with gender.

    • @finna_bean
      @finna_bean 5 років тому +2

      Where did it's they're mad?

    • @UltraBomberMan101
      @UltraBomberMan101 5 років тому +12

      This comment is purely objective bro

    • @astolenusername7675
      @astolenusername7675 5 років тому +13

      Julian duh, both characters were female, how could it be sexism?

    • @asleeperj
      @asleeperj 5 років тому +37

      @@astolenusername7675 I don't know bud, I didn't say anything about sexism. You did though, let me get the camp fire going and you can tell me a story, I guess.

    • @mrknarf4438
      @mrknarf4438 5 років тому +32

      Honestly I didn't love Alita, it seemed a bit bland. But her errors were justified by her having the mentality of a teenager girl who thinks she's in love. The thing I liked the least was the monomolecular blade: that thing should be op and there's no way you can use it to hold onto something while falling.

  • @codysullivan2531
    @codysullivan2531 5 років тому +254

    So E:R When did you discover your Wakanda roots?

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 3 роки тому +43

    It’s amazing how Disney has everything down to a science and knows that they can write garbage propaganda and scripts and still make money off the useful idiots.

  • @ShiddyShad808
    @ShiddyShad808 5 років тому +232

    Dude Brie has been making that stone face since ROOM, then the entire KONG film, then Captain Marvel, and now the trailer to her new movie has the exact same emotionless “expression” in the thumbnail, I seriously think directors are assuming she is a good choice for an actress because of her Oscar without having actually seen her work, even though when broken down she didn’t deserve SHIT for the movie ROOM since any decent actress could’ve played her role and it should’ve been the little boy to get the Oscar since he actually carried all the emotional weight of the film, narrated the film, was the main focus of the film and was literally the best actor of the film, yet for some reason they gave “Stone face Brie Larson” the Oscar???

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 4 роки тому +14

      Rashad Almomani She’s a Feminist

    • @Hashbrown1682
      @Hashbrown1682 4 роки тому +2

      I remember in Short Term 12

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace 4 роки тому +8

      At least she can keep her mouth closed...

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 4 роки тому +7

      I know you don't mean Tommy Wiseau's room. I know you don't.
      But I *want* to believe you do.

  • @kden9772
    @kden9772 5 років тому +481

    Thor can already beat Thanos, why do they need anybody else?

    • @betelgeux6010
      @betelgeux6010 5 років тому +66

      THANK YOU. Somebody realized this

    • @SatanicKale
      @SatanicKale 5 років тому +67

      I think we all know why.

    • @timbermicka
      @timbermicka 5 років тому +18

      All stories must have a proper ending to be enjoyable. That MCU thing will not have one sadly, because of money and Disney bs.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +1

      Somebody has to undo the snap....

    • @vargaaz
      @vargaaz 5 років тому +78

      Because Thor is a male and it's *Her* age.

  • @mathisanidioticsport6969
    @mathisanidioticsport6969 5 років тому +221

    "The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye"
    The last time He trusted someone: meow.

    • @SgtR3ynolds
      @SgtR3ynolds 5 років тому +8

      At that moment, Fury became a dog person.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +4

      @Boogieman It's a digital cat with terrible CGI.

    • @valentinward3657
      @valentinward3657 5 років тому +4

      Captain Marvel is so terrible it retroactively makes Winter Soldier less awesome.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 років тому +4

      @@tiaaaron3278 Whait what?! Nick Fury lost his eye to Garfield?

    • @bigboy944
      @bigboy944 5 років тому +2

      All in favor for saying her first appearance was endgame and this movie never happened?

  • @GyaruRespecter
    @GyaruRespecter 2 роки тому +18

    "Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about."
    -Kanye West

  • @guy12343456
    @guy12343456 5 років тому +218

    B A S E D ERWIN ; ROMMEL UPLOADS AGAIN

    • @zebedaeus1432
      @zebedaeus1432 5 років тому +2

      Wait is that where his name comes from

    • @patchesohoolihan666
      @patchesohoolihan666 5 років тому +8

      More like Ernst;Rohm

    • @blacksunempire2878
      @blacksunempire2878 5 років тому +6

      @@zebedaeus1432
      Totally bro.
      I prefer J;G
      Joseph Goebbels brings the bantz,

    • @guy12343456
      @guy12343456 5 років тому +2

      @@patchesohoolihan666 E;R is black and the leader of the Afrika Korps

    • @nanonymous9139
      @nanonymous9139 5 років тому +3

      Rohm was gay all along!

  • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
    @user-uv2cp1qd1j 5 років тому +574

    I enjoy how you so openly pirated this.

    • @ketsukozapdos
      @ketsukozapdos 5 років тому +6

      A legal release isnt available yet. The movies are still in theatres.

    • @vlad3223
      @vlad3223 5 років тому +45

      Who fucking cares

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 5 років тому +72

      For legal reasons, he obviously memorized everything he saw from the movie theater, gosh

    • @vlad3223
      @vlad3223 5 років тому +3

      @@CMCAdvanced yes i agree

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 5 років тому +2

      @Un-broken and victorious I know, right! Glad you agree

  • @TheHippyhopp
    @TheHippyhopp 5 років тому +113

    I HATE Marvel comedy, totally agree with you that Iron man did it well, but when everyone started doing it, it quickly became shit

    • @ralphso5567
      @ralphso5567 5 років тому +20

      After the success of GOTG. Marvel thinks everybody should act like Peter Quill.

    • @esso8016
      @esso8016 5 років тому

      Aww. I would probably say that the humor is part of what I love about the MCU, but to each their own

    • @ralphso5567
      @ralphso5567 5 років тому +5

      @Stellvia Heonheim friends does not copy each other they're more parasites than friends. Friends are friends knowing that you all have different personalities but still tolerate each other because you like each other's company regardless. What you're describing are plastic high school clicks

    • @Roronozoroooooo
      @Roronozoroooooo 5 років тому +2

      @Stellvia Heonheim another butthurted fanboy..jeez

  • @electronicraisin5956
    @electronicraisin5956 5 років тому +65

    E;R fat thor is best character in endgame coz hes the most complex

  • @robertcrawford377
    @robertcrawford377 5 років тому +212

    I thought the gems silenced you, but you live!

    • @motherlyfather9871
      @motherlyfather9871 5 років тому

      Is that what Steven Universe fans call themselves?

    • @robertcrawford377
      @robertcrawford377 5 років тому +2

      @@motherlyfather9871 The Steven Universe fans are useful idiots, the gems are the ones pulling the strings. Most gems are useless anyway, they have an over-inflated value for no apparent reason and are given value by sentimental fools.

  • @lavynwave
    @lavynwave 5 років тому +374

    On my way home from Captain Marvel I was violently mauled by a bunch of raging feminists. As I sit there on the sidewalk bloodly and bruised trying to gasp for air, I heard their cackling and screeching as they ran away "white man bad" they howled. I look up as I lay dying, I could see something, a bright light, it was calling for me. I reached out to it...Im coming home.
    I wake up in my bed to find Alita sitting next to me, "are you ok anon?" I sigh with relief, "im fine, just a bad dream."

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 5 років тому +15

      @@thefgcsensei4482 I was expecting them to become a were-feminist.

    • @ethanharris1903
      @ethanharris1903 5 років тому +1

      A masterpiece.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 5 років тому +6

      I thought it was going to be E;R who saved you..
      Am i the only one who wants E;R as my wifu?

    • @bucktootha
      @bucktootha 5 років тому

      what

    • @pheonixshaman
      @pheonixshaman 5 років тому +3

      @@TheGreenTaco999 As long as it's the She;r version, I agree

  • @tankmaiden
    @tankmaiden 5 років тому +183

    "What other numbers could they be lying about?"
    *Mossad would like to know your location*

    • @thepowerofwill2696
      @thepowerofwill2696 5 років тому +4

      Mossad doesn't need that bs, they'll find you anyways :)

  • @happytravelling
    @happytravelling 4 роки тому +13

    The defining moment for Alita to me is when she declares: "I do not stand by in the face of EVIL'." This still gives me chills - her conviction and actions convince us that she is a true superhero.

  • @gooseman4316
    @gooseman4316 5 років тому +144

    >tfw when Tom Holland got more cake than brie

  • @pkmndjk4154
    @pkmndjk4154 5 років тому +131

    I'm really hoping Thanos will knock Carol down a peg or two. I would appreciate the movie more if it set her up to be boastful and overconfident just to be outsmarted and defeated by Thanos.

    • @izzybelisle3550
      @izzybelisle3550 5 років тому +45

      I hope we see Thanos' cock. Even if it means he Thanally rapes her.

    • @Realpopcornchicken
      @Realpopcornchicken 5 років тому +8

      Totally agree

    • @nutanddash8552
      @nutanddash8552 5 років тому +2

      am i quirky doe

    • @hansbrackhaus8017
      @hansbrackhaus8017 5 років тому +1

      P.S.: The fictional one bit is a trick answer, because implying there are any real ones.

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 5 років тому +2

      Pkmn Djk Won't happen since CM is an all powerful wahmen and must be protected by every piece of media possible.

  • @dizzydial8081
    @dizzydial8081 5 років тому +86

    Your "mispronounciations" are how I would pronounce them reading it in my head. Don't feel bad, creepy shadow man.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 5 років тому +35

    If CM wasn’t part of the MCU and the movie before Endgame, this movie would have tanked hard.

  • @-LastStand-
    @-LastStand- 5 років тому +71

    0:04
    Trunks: "DON'T SHOOT! THIS MAN IS BLACK!"
    Me: "WHAT?"

  • @MrNinjaBurger
    @MrNinjaBurger 5 років тому +224

    An E;R video on a movie....that didn't take a year after the movie came out...before even Mauler published one? The hell timeline is this?

  • @proudiofficial
    @proudiofficial 5 років тому +276

    E;R is black!? Is this Canon?

  • @yohannbiimu
    @yohannbiimu 5 років тому +18

    I saw Alita and I loved it.
    I remember seeing the first Avengers movie a while back, and it was ok.

  • @anthonywiddick4611
    @anthonywiddick4611 5 років тому +94

    Holy shit Captain Marvel is just legend of Korra for marvel

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 років тому +30

      It really is, and the people who defend it are every bit as rabid and brainless.
      Got into a conversation with two guys that basically told me that the movie itself "kept proving me wrong" when I dared to suggest that it was likely that Disney was trying to boost the scores. Never mind the 50K+ reviews that went missing, the shill-bot reviews that keep popping up, the removal of the "Interested to see'" feature, all of that is just conspiracy nonsense peddled by limp-dicked trolls/incels/Russian hackbots that feel threatened by a strong, independent fish what don't need no space bicycle (or the ability to act, or emote beyond some variation on resting bitchface, apparently).

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 5 років тому

      In what ways, they're both good and widely enjoyed?

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 років тому +21

      ​@@fulcrumthebrave5715 Ahem.
      Well, for one, Korra's a stupid, self-centered bitch of a character who everyone in the show treats like she's the most special snowflake, heaping endless praise on her just for being born the Avatar. Anyone who says anything mean or even slightly critical of her is always proven "wrong" by the end of the episode-- even if they're actually right. She can act however she wants without consequence, because the writers will bend over backwards to get her out of it. Like how she lost, and then almost immediately regained her bending through Bullshit- ex machina in one episode, for example.
      As a direct consequence, she isn't allowed to grow as a person, and has no real arc. Why would she? After all, she's supposed to be *perfect* . She's not supposed to have weaknesses, or vulnerabilities, or flaws, even if showing that she has at least a few might serve to humanize her, and make her more relatable.
      It's almost as if showing her in a state of distress, where she might actually have to struggle, or may actually need help or guidance, would violate, or upend some kind of narrative that the showrunners are no doubt desperately trying to sell you.
      She's a mary sue, and that they never allow her to become more than that, that they outright refuse to allow her the opportunity to grow during the 3 seasons or so makes her show garbage.
      And Capt. Marvel is the exact same way. She's all-powerful, perfect, has no weaknesses, is unphased by literally everything, and anyone who says otherwise is either outright evil (Yon Rogg), or is a cardboard cutout that exists only to push the faux-empowerment message-- which she reinforces.. by doing fuck all for most of the movie, and then breezing through an entire fleet of alien warships with powers that she never earned or learned how to properly control.
      You can enjoy that joyless shitshow of a movie if you want, but don't you dare try to tell me that either of those things are good.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +2

      @L Lawliet I swear if she gets to say "Avengers assemble!" instead of Steve...

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 5 років тому

      At least Korra was kinda hot in a muscle girl kinda way.
      That dog faced woman they got in Captain Marvel is pretty ugly tbh.
      Also, Korra ruined Avatar, whereas Captain Marvel is just some unispired current year capeshit. Therefore, Korra's crimes are much greater.

  • @HawerTipeZero
    @HawerTipeZero 5 років тому +89

    that “What other numbers could they be lying about” ending just hit me like a truck, and now i wann see alita. thanks for the recomendation

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 5 років тому +3

      Alita is a pretty good movie when you get past how choppy some of the special effects (and action) is. Not sure if it's still in cinemas, though.

    • @Noctuaz
      @Noctuaz 5 років тому

      Yeah you should ! It's great !

  • @Saddamuel
    @Saddamuel 5 років тому +187

    The problem with traditional female characters is that they were human beings with the emotion of love.
    We need to progress beyond this concept of love and make a woman more than a human being by removing all human qualities from her.

    • @davidm3078
      @davidm3078 5 років тому +4

      You mean put them on a pedastole. Makes sense.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 5 років тому +25

      @Eaxl It was never about women, it is about destroying the White male /female relationships .

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 5 років тому +1

      @Eaxl And you know this how exactly? Cause you definitely aren't a feminist and you probably don't interact with any one that is a feminist so please tell me how you know what actual feminists are like.

    • @gamephreak5
      @gamephreak5 5 років тому +15

      @@jghifiversveiws8729 Just go on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and Tumblr. Feminazis are all the same man-hating misandrist sexists who hates all things feminine in women and all things masculine in men.

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 5 років тому +2

      @@gamephreak5 Let's start with this what are feminazi's exactly?

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 5 років тому +33

    Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about...

    • @shnpio
      @shnpio 4 роки тому

      I didn’t get it

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 роки тому +5

      Shane, he was making a Holocaust joke.

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 роки тому +6

      Based Stirner?

    • @amuail
      @amuail 3 роки тому

      @@hanz2904 Gay Stirner

  • @hob-goblin8921
    @hob-goblin8921 5 років тому +420

    Yknow what? I'm gonna say it.
    Thank you, SJWs. You all stopped me from watching this, and I saved money.

    • @jorrogboe
      @jorrogboe 5 років тому +39

      Thank you, Jews. You stopped me from consuming your shitty propaganda films.

    • @earrapeexe4457
      @earrapeexe4457 5 років тому +19

      @@jorrogboe What fucking "propaganda" films are you even talking about?

    • @mklzer0
      @mklzer0 5 років тому +15

      @@earrapeexe4457 fuck off Moishe lol

    • @jorrogboe
      @jorrogboe 5 років тому +33

      @@earrapeexe4457 The fact you dont even realize it shows how effective it is.

    • @bobbygarcia1835
      @bobbygarcia1835 5 років тому +10

      @@jorrogboe wtf are you talking about tho? Just because you say that it's "effective" doesnt mean you can just go around saying it. So, what in the fuck are you talking about?

  • @PacopicooftheDuty
    @PacopicooftheDuty 5 років тому +80

    Watching it as soon as I can before it gets blocked world wide.

    • @mad4song01
      @mad4song01 5 років тому +4

      F that. Download this shit.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 5 років тому +1

      Blocked? UA-cam cannot do that. They can remove it from search lists but that does nothing if you bookmarked his channel.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 років тому

      @@SwiftNimblefoot They can region lock it in every region, effectively making the video unwatchable.

    • @Tacom4ster
      @Tacom4ster 5 років тому

      Check this out too
      ua-cam.com/video/pnmRYRRDbuw/v-deo.html

  • @Smonkus_
    @Smonkus_ 5 років тому +80

    the Skrull will always tell you what happened to him, but never why

    • @user-hu6pk3zs3i
      @user-hu6pk3zs3i 5 років тому +34

      delete these antiskrullitic posts right this instant

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 5 років тому +19

      The skrull cries out in pain as he vaporizes you

  • @PAYBACKaiw
    @PAYBACKaiw 5 років тому +22

    "What other numbers could they be lying about?"
    On that, Disney sent the mouse to his house.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 роки тому +1

      Ha-hah! Looks like the star _you_ wished on just went _out,_ E;R!

  • @Alexrider02
    @Alexrider02 5 років тому +38

    Man, that last scene with Yon Rogg saying, "Prove to me you can beat me without your powers" and getting blasted was so disappointing. Like, sure, she doesn't have to prove herself to him, but she SHOULD be trying to prove herself to ME, the audience. The writers should be trying to make her endearing to me, but apparently it's more important to them that they affirmative-actioned her into ultimate power with no effort and no flaws to overcome.
    They literally gave her the power of an infinity stone and she had to do nothing to learn to control or utilize them, she's just automatically the best. I guess we're meant to assume that in the 6 years she was living with the Kree they trained her, but that's only implied by the fact that she knows how to use her powers. Then again, how could they train her how to use her powers if even THEY didn't know what they were, as this most assuredly has never happened before or since?
    This whole movie is just one big lame plot hole. Ugh, come on, Marvel.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +11

      The truth is she couldn't beat him in a hand to hand combat. The movie of course doesn't directly acknowledge this and that's why the scene doesn't quite work.
      My prediction: She will fight Yon-Rogg in the sequel and beats him with ease because she trained off-screen and now she's somehow perfect in combat too. Typical Mary Sue.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +2

      @JRPGFan20000 It's funny because Captain Mary Sue got her powers from an Infinty Stone as well but she has zero problems controlling them. MARY SUE.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому

      @JRPGFan20000 We can explain Shuri's intelligence by saying she loved in a society that was always superior to the rest of the world. She has the knowledge of previous Wakandan scientists. Her intelligence is not just her own.

    • @Red_Devil_2011
      @Red_Devil_2011 5 років тому

      @JRPGFan20000 Hey, you're allowed to point out white feminist Mary Sue's, but not Mary Sue's of noble superior color. Wakanda Fo' Eva.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому

      @JRPGFan20000 Hmmm,good points. But at least,she got beaten in a fight. She's like a half-Mary Sue.

  • @TheeFoolishNoob
    @TheeFoolishNoob 5 років тому +284

    Posting in the dead of night, hoping they don't notice you uploaded.

  • @thetemptingurge8945
    @thetemptingurge8945 5 років тому +81

    "What other numbers could they be lying about?"
    My God... T-series close to Pewdiepie at all are they?!

    • @samarium1934
      @samarium1934 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... that's one way of taking that...

  • @SahnigReingeloetet
    @SahnigReingeloetet 5 років тому +13

    Gotta be honest, this is one of the few channels where I watch every new video because I know for certain that the video is going to be genuinely amazing.
    Keep up the great work, E;R!