i tried. didn't learn shit. now i've got a useless degree and $80,000 in debt. had to move back in with my grandparents. got a part-time job as a pilates instructor. fired on day 2 for shitting myself during session. had to walk home shaking turds down my pant leg. grandparents kicked me out. no money, no job. sleeping out of my car. great advice tho, would definitely do it again
Phazon, as coined by the Space Pirates (formerly referred to as the "Great Poison" by the Chozo), is a highly radioactive substance originating from the planet Phaaze, known for its extreme mutagenic and energy-producing properties. Though at first glance it seems to be only a mineral substance, it is more of a superorganism, capable of interstellar propagation accomplished by the assimilation and destruction of its host planet's ecosystem.
Hi guys i would like to tell you that Jesus loves you very much it doesn't matter what you've done or who you are all you have to do is repent and trust in Him and you'll be saved have a blessed day
the sign says to follow me on twitter twitter.com/phazonvr
The signs also say subscribe
And to leave a like :D
The sign also says share the video
Sign says shwerpy is crying rn
@@FichesBH agreed
"ahuuauh?...mmmooooo"
- doctor phazon
thank you for transcribing. i needed this.
@@eggsoup the sign told me to
Theory debunked: eggsoup wasn't kicked out of tournaments for breaking chairs, but for mentally draining the life out of pro players
Omg it's true
Canon
@@FichesBH canon in the Eggsoniverse
I see this all the time. And just want to ask.... Is it just a meme or did he actualy just pull a wwe smack down in a tournament
@@pamelotms5867 idk
Somewhere Shwerpy is conflicted between joy and trauma looking at this
you perfectly described the feeling that wells up inside me when i turn around and glance down at the toilet bowl i just desecrated
@@eggsoup a man of poetry as well. Just another reason I'm glad I subscribed 🤣
@@eggsoup LMAO
That's what the sign says
@@eggsoup this one time with my buddy eric…
You should do a Brawlhalla legend tier list up to Munin now that we know the next legend releases in 2022
What are the 2022 legends?
@@0rangeKitsune it's yet to be revealed but it's a fangwild theme legend so expect it to be foresty
what i should really do is start buying half-ply because this quarter baby bullshit is just not cutting it
@@eggsoup half-ply was on the signs
Ok wow so in a month 😳 such a long time hahaha
the chemistry between eggsoup and phazon needs to be studied.
i tried. didn't learn shit. now i've got a useless degree and $80,000 in debt. had to move back in with my grandparents. got a part-time job as a pilates instructor. fired on day 2 for shitting myself during session. had to walk home shaking turds down my pant leg. grandparents kicked me out. no money, no job. sleeping out of my car. great advice tho, would definitely do it again
@@eggsoup you probably didnt have a good gaming chair
@@eggsoup Wow I wonder how long it took you to come up with that..
@@russ6932 bruh that's literally just a brain fart I wouldn't be surprised if he just came up with it on the spot lmao
@@eggsoup you know it's bad when you skeep out of your car
Viewers: your known for
Egg soup: for being a good player
Viewers: no
Egg soup: for being a og
Viewers: *for breaking UA-camrs Mental*
i would never respond like that. unrealistic interpretation. i would simply say i shit myself.
@@eggsoup lmao
I feel like eggs mental was broken more than phazons
It's like watching two gods goofing around.
Eggsoup baiting Phazon to come offstage sounds *kinda* suggestive
woah
The PTSD Shwerpy is experiencing is outrageous
When the breaker becomes the broken
Brocken 😔
Eggsoup thanks for making me feel better my country is going into lockdown ( with content )
you from south Africa?
Nigeria?
South Africa’s not going into lockdown tho
damn yall getting lockdowns wish was same for me
"that's what the sign says" lmao
3:36 reminds me of jerma lol
good catch, it’s what i was referencing there ^^
@@eggsoup ah i thought so, brings back memories
something shwerpy can only dream of
5:42 he went full chemical plant zone
nobody:
the left edge watching soup and phazon at the right edge: 🥲
phazon's voice is just so funny man
The donkey kong country returns song actually made me tear up a lil bit
You should make a video explaining which weapons counter other weapons
An eggsoup video is a fun momento
that's what the sign says
Egg’s sound effects are on point
Your videos be toooo Funnny 😭🤣
I would like to see LANs coming back and you competing in one
He's banned for throwing a chair
@@conorbaumann2942 who said it had to be by the rules 😏
@@conorbaumann2942 wait wha-
shwerpy's ptsd is at its peak right now
eggsoup could easily be a top player if he competed
a true classic
the sign told me that this video is going to be here
4:59 Can I use that as a sound effect?
go for it
I look at these titles trying to figure out who posted it without looking at the pfp lol
But wait... what DOES the sign say?
Just when we thought it wouldn't happen
11 minutes. The earliest I’ve ever been
congrats
Ok. Now I REALLY wanna see Sandstorm vs Egg
that outro got me dying
4:22 I've replayed this 10 times
haha no one can break my mental my mental is already broken
how u felt after typing this: 👺🐶
that’s what the sign says
6:26 phazon tryna speak chinese
7:27? WYSI 727 OMG WYSI
I see the universe doesn't need Mary to save it anymore
this whole video is just who is better of stage
I watched phazon beat Shwerpy and phazon vs sandstorm now egg soup can beat phazon now I need to see egg soup vs sandstorm
Breaking mental: Phazon?
WHAT
I thought the vid was from shwerpy
Hey egg I love your vids they always make me smile
hello eggsop. very cool video, 8/10 cuz you already used a title like this before.
Egg does shit like this then says he can’t play at a pro level.
When u see it
You should make a video wit sandstorm or Boomie
yessir
420 videos on your channel
Poor phazon
That's why he has no friends 😔
true
LMFAO
This concept is better when its between pros. (Sorry shwer3.14)
I want eggsoup in tournaments
lol
Po gang for life
if you can destroy phazon u can go pro i wana see u in tournaments
Try Cass in Brawl Down lmao
Play Val Akuma pls!
lel
0:02 dont take the lords name in vain
You’re gonna have a tough life if you get offended by every person taking “the lords name in vain”
20 seconds gang
thats what the sign says
congrats
wysi
Eggsoup i justo Saw You reply to a coment so i now ur watching this so, how was your day?
Hello
20 seconds gangg
:)
Game
What fucking books ?
WYSI
Blue shell whoever is first
Phazons Kinda bad ngl
Ah yes the top 5 pro is bad
not this time bred
@@jelly-voruu3231 disagree with that statememt my favorite player is actually a tin Azoth
Eggsoup makes all videos fun even though the whole video was them messing around
Who TF is phazon?
Phazon, as coined by the Space Pirates (formerly referred to as the "Great Poison" by the Chozo), is a highly radioactive substance originating from the planet Phaaze, known for its extreme mutagenic and energy-producing properties. Though at first glance it seems to be only a mineral substance, it is more of a superorganism, capable of interstellar propagation accomplished by the assimilation and destruction of its host planet's ecosystem.
7:27
yaaay im almost first
almost congrats
6th
congrats
Early let’s go
Hi guys i would like to tell you that Jesus loves you very much it doesn't matter what you've done or who you are all you have to do is repent and trust in Him and you'll be saved have a blessed day
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Congrats
Third
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