no way. as a seasoned Ashens viewer I take enjoyment out of seeing people eat rotting food and immediately regret the decisions in their lives that lead to that moment
2004: Paul Bearer is entombed in concrete at the Great American Bash 2020: Jimmy Wang Yang gets entombed in a phallus replica kit at the hands of Adam Pacitti
Next punishment for the predictions should be to use the Sasha Banks handbag for a day, go grocery shopping with it, and wear it around on your shoulder.
@Tyler Durden seriously... the billboard was "just" brilliant self marketing. It was not making himself look like a complete fool like for example dressing up as Pacitti-dust in public, attempting suicide with candy from last millenium or dressing in a bathing suit with Roman Reigns' face on it.
Don't mind me, just going out to the shops in my Roman Reigns singlet and bringing my Sasha Banks foot-fetish canvas bag. Ya know. To help the environment.
@@sinocboy how is the comment saying it’s the wrong animal in wrong taste. The [Name Redacted] part is because you should say his name, people need to know what happpened.
This wasn’t quite like anything else I’ve ever watched and it made me laugh so hard there was no sound coming out at one point. Well done UA-cam algorithm. 🤣
I just watched a man wear a weird ass singlet that screams “I’m single, help me”, eat 20 year old gum, wear a mask made from the nightmares of small children, make his own...*ahem* ,pleasure stick, and walk around in public in a depressing yet hilarious inflatable costume. *WRESTLING!*
8:55 I'm calling it, that gum is what was left from Brian Zane's wrestling food taste test when he tried it before. Sam didn't order it, he just got Zane to send it to them
regarding the "censored item" there are two outcomes to how it was bought A: Sam searched "Val Venis" and auto correct/Spelling mistakes on products turned up with THAT B: Sam searched "World Wrestling Entertainment" and "entertainment" resulted in something "world-famous"
This has been the best episode in a long time. I thought I knew where this was going after the toothless aggression shirt, this went above and beyond. Thank you men!!
As someone who’s seen foot fetish photoshop of an Ultraman character (Ultrawoman Grigio if you’re curious, it’s literally in the top row of results) this is practically normal.
@@KONSACZ kinda.. A small outspoken portion of people with foot fetishes are really creepy with it they just stare at your feet with a bizzare expression Now this isnt all foot fetishists but they are really loud Personally i dont get it its like finding the insides of peoples mouths attractive both are dirty and not ment to be stared at Now whoooosh me
Wish: "Get our brand-name T-shirts for your favorite wrestlers, like Stone Bold, the Cock, Fankind, the UnderCaker, and Triple K! (.....wait, 3 K's means WHAT in America?)"
I really hope we can get another type of these videos this year. This and the other one like this are 2 of the funniest videos I’ve seen on here lol. But I mean I love this channel and will always be around, but I still will always miss the Adam vs Adams back in the day frfr. Those were some of the best wrestling videos ever.
This probably isn't very helpful, but that terrifying goldust is a character from an Adult Swim show. His name is Crayzar and the show is called Ballmastrz 9009
The funny thing to me about the Benoit shirt is that that doesn't even look like a wolverine. That looks like someone who is constantly thinking about ferrets tried to draw a wolf.
I like how a video with such a simple premise ballooned into a anxiety-riddled, sweat-soaked, complicated mess that then veered off into complete chaos of a manner that no one could have ever foreseen.
"I've got to get Jimmy out of this, while keeping the the stuff....in" I have not laughed that hard since I realized what the dirtiest line from Start Wars is.
@@umbrellacorpsoldier7138 I didn't think of that, but you are right that it would suit his style. Now that you mention it I probably have seen him wear that...or something like it
It’s 2am in the UK as I watch this. 21 year old me has tears streaming down my face as I try to contain laughter like a psychopath, watching pacitti unbox fake wrestling shit. No wonder my parents hate me.
me too, love how that character is pretty much a tribute to Goldust himself, I'm surprised they didn't get Dustin Rhodes to voice the character in his Goldust voice.
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Video from 48 minutes ago, comment from 2 days ago. Nice
its at 459 quid already...... lol
Even the gum?
People would have financed the NHS for a Adam Parmesan Wang.
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Adam, "everyone will be angry if I don't eat this"
Everyone, "please don't eat that Adam".
That made me cringe and it usually takes a lot to do that oh my god
no way. as a seasoned Ashens viewer I take enjoyment out of seeing people eat rotting food and immediately regret the decisions in their lives that lead to that moment
Ha not me. I was over hear chantin "Eat it for the Cult!" 🤣🤣
Still not as bad as the spicy chicken wing challenge he did at Whatculture.
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2004: Paul Bearer is entombed in concrete at the Great American Bash
2020: Jimmy Wang Yang gets entombed in a phallus replica kit at the hands of Adam Pacitti
Oh...
Still a better angle than WWE gave him.
Next punishment for the predictions should be to use the Sasha Banks handbag for a day, go grocery shopping with it, and wear it around on your shoulder.
oh god i hope they see this and make it one of the choices. that's an amazing idea.
That, or where roman reigns' one piece to the local pool
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DEMONETIZED
It's time to get the cat excited
A good punishment would be chewing the gum for a solid minute or two
“It’s the Undertaker!”
That looked like a hybrid of Freddy Kruger, Borat, and The Brooklyn Brawler.
I would be mad if I was a kid and loved Taker just to get that as a gift. "Its the thought that counts." I'd rather have the thought.
surprisingly accurate comment
@@horrorfan4-life689 I'd have said "please, never think about me ever again"
I honestly saw zombie Alice Cooper
You forgot Andre The Giant
you gotta love Pacitti's willingness to make a complete ass of himself
And sam... some choices are purely brilliant
the benoit shirt was a bit yikes though
I thought the Benoit shirt was hilarious in a very morbid way
The man had the balls to put up a billboard, this is nothing for him.
@Tyler Durden seriously... the billboard was "just" brilliant self marketing. It was not making himself look like a complete fool like for example dressing up as Pacitti-dust in public, attempting suicide with candy from last millenium or dressing in a bathing suit with Roman Reigns' face on it.
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"I gotta pull Jimmy out of this, while keeping the white stuff in."
Adam Pacitti explains human reproduction.
Unfortunately for you that wasn’t the case more white stuff on a Petri dish but still 😂
This channel just gets better and better.
So much better than whatculture
Daryl Daniels more like BUTTculture am i right guys
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Daryl Daniels i mean, the only person left from the original people who made what culture whatculture is simon. So tou cant really blame em
Not really it feels pretty stale and bland right now
You know Sam was watching it like, "NO!! Not my Jimmy Wang Yang!!!"
The Reigns eyes gradually appearing above the table, Jimmy Wang Wang, Andre. Absolutely 5 star content. Cultaholic has peaked.
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Don't mind me, just going out to the shops in my Roman Reigns singlet and bringing my Sasha Banks foot-fetish canvas bag. Ya know. To help the environment.
While wearing the Toothless Aggression shirt and the "Taker mask"
The feet tote bag was the moment this went from good to great.
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Christmas lights in the fake white fur jacket wtf. That's the greatest thing ever. We need the $1000 Wish video now.
Naomi jacket
I love that he didn't even question the [Name Redacted] shirt had a wolf on it instead of a wolverine.
Im like its whatever also this comment and that shirt is in poor taste
Didn't watch the video but assuming his name is Chris Benoit.
@@shanenagy4743 yea
Shane Nagy I think you misspelled Steven Richards there pal
@@sinocboy how is the comment saying it’s the wrong animal in wrong taste. The [Name Redacted] part is because you should say his name, people need to know what happpened.
The "Goldust" blanket is actually Crayzar from Ballmastrz
but they do look REALLY similar
I mean crayzae more than likely is designed off of goldy
Not a bad show
I'm so glad you pointed that out! Come "cultaholic" keep up with adultswim
I made the same comment not noticing anyone said the same thing
22:21
I was there. When the channel changed. When Adam changed. When I changed. When we, as a society, all changed in the blink of an eye...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that after the Roman singlet Adam’s shirt just says “DON’T BE”
Don't be roman reigns! XD
The sequel the world needs right now!
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This wasn’t quite like anything else I’ve ever watched and it made me laugh so hard there was no sound coming out at one point. Well done UA-cam algorithm. 🤣
Between the Chris [REDACTED] shirt and the Sasha feet bag, I'd consider this a huge win.
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@@cddv_5441 80% off a Shasha Feet Bag? Yes please
I was literally screaming Naomi's name on the screen when he kept wondering about the wrestler who wears a jacket like that lmaoooo
I was thinking the same
Joe Thompson OOOOOOOOOH Naomi. Thank you. That was driving me insane.
Nerds
Oh man, I thought it was a bad Tyler Breeze jacket.
I was thinking carmella lol
I just watched a man wear a weird ass singlet that screams “I’m single, help me”, eat 20 year old gum, wear a mask made from the nightmares of small children, make his own...*ahem* ,pleasure stick, and walk around in public in a depressing yet hilarious inflatable costume.
*WRESTLING!*
Sometimes I really love our community
Pacitti Club
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Omg am dying on this comment lol
While we support him and I comment on your already popular comment! Lol
The Undertaker mask is EXACTLY what nightmares are made of!!😂
I don't recall the last time i've cried of laughter, poor Jimmy
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“Protect the NHS”
*eats 20 year old gum without any peer pressure*
Pacitti is a Tory confirmed.
"Hey what are you watching? oh nothing special, just a brit trying to pull his jimmy out"
Was Sam's Jimmy though. So you were watching a Brit trying to pull another man's Jimmy out.
The last two minutes of this video elevated it beyond my highest expectations.
Seeing adams struggles creating a SPOILER literally had me in tears. Made my day.
This is Cultaholic's 5-Star classic in the Tokyo Dome. Pure magic.
8:55
I'm calling it, that gum is what was left from Brian Zane's wrestling food taste test when he tried it before. Sam didn't order it, he just got Zane to send it to them
Jack: “I’m your dad”
*is dressed like a toddler*
The Roman bathing suit made me legit cry laughing lmao Every time I glanced at it, I'd start laughing again.
One day I will become a pro wrestler. I will find that singlet. I will buy it. And I will wear it during a match.
@@tafua_a during a match with Roman?
@@MsKeylas I don't care who I'm facing. Although it would be sweet to be speared by Roman while wearing a Roman singlet.
@@tafua_a that was the point)) it would be even more hilarious going against Reigns in this, not just against anyone
What the hell is that?!
Tony Schiavone: it’s the Yeh-Tay!!!
regarding the "censored item" there are two outcomes to how it was bought
A: Sam searched "Val Venis" and auto correct/Spelling mistakes on products turned up with THAT
B: Sam searched "World Wrestling Entertainment" and "entertainment" resulted in something "world-famous"
Feels like I've just seen Adam slowly die inside in 32 minutes. One of the greatest UA-cam videos of all time.
"If it was a fallus, it would come out easy peasy" *thlock*
This was a tough watch as wrestling figure collector.
Yep
Eh, as a collector you’d know DA Jakks figures are pretty worthless
This has been the best episode in a long time. I thought I knew where this was going after the toothless aggression shirt, this went above and beyond. Thank you men!!
I was laughing so hard throughout this video, then lost my shit at "Andre" getting the drinks in.
Thank you for being such a great sport Adam.
That singlet, I’ve never wanted something more in my life.
I did not anticipate the ending. It hurt, I can't, it was too much laughter for that short amount of time he showed up.
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This was probably the most entertaining thing I've seen in months.
I legitimately cried laughing
I recognize that "Goldust" blanket! That's actually a character from Ballmastrz: 9009 on Adult Swim.
I was in actual tears from laughing watching this video. Another good one lads!
I can't believe that the first episode was 1 year ago
That's the first thing I thought. Doesnt feel long ago
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The light up jacket is for Naomie "Feel the glow!"
Yeah it's like a mini version
I was thinking the same
At 28:01 now imagine that was your actual jimmy wang. That would be the most embarrassing trip to a local medical facility ever.
"Well, doctor, it all started with a few drinks and a trip to Wish..."
Roman’s terrible stretched face hoving into view as Pacitti wiggles into it has become my sleep paralysis demon
I'm upset we didn't get to see the back
14:55
Wish be like
Do you like Sasha Banks?
Do you have a creepy foot fetish?
Guess what we have for you?
As someone who’s seen foot fetish photoshop of an Ultraman character (Ultrawoman Grigio if you’re curious, it’s literally in the top row of results) this is practically normal.
@@KONSACZ kinda.. A small outspoken portion of people with foot fetishes are really creepy with it they just stare at your feet with a bizzare expression
Now this isnt all foot fetishists but they are really loud
Personally i dont get it its like finding the insides of peoples mouths attractive both are dirty and not ment to be stared at
Now whoooosh me
Foot fetishism is the #1 most common fetish in the world
One in every 5 people have it
Not THAT weird I mean..
@@KONSACZ when taken to extremes like that bag it kind of is lol
This is the content i subbed for, never change cultaholic
Wish: "Get our brand-name T-shirts for your favorite wrestlers, like Stone Bold, the Cock, Fankind, the UnderCaker, and Triple K! (.....wait, 3 K's means WHAT in America?)"
ThaDevilsJester Hull Cogan, Goldrust, Andrew the Midget
Large Pumpa Pop, Justin Credulous, Jared "The Prince" Scholar, Ned BeDiase, The Heart Attack Child, Burt "The Hidden Man" Fart 😂
It means you support trump
The lack of transition at 20:00 absolutely killed me, hahaha
Genuinely laughing my ass off at that vid. Absolutely brilliant we need more of these.
This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long, long time.
11:09 Naomi had a couple of jackets like that, that glowed
I really hope we can get another type of these videos this year. This and the other one like this are 2 of the funniest videos I’ve seen on here lol. But I mean I love this channel and will always be around, but I still will always miss the Adam vs Adams back in the day frfr. Those were some of the best wrestling videos ever.
Chewing 21 y/o gum will be what gives us Covid-20
I think you'd technically be bringing back Covid-99
@@mgunter He's eaten stuff that's over 100 years old. Ashens is going to live through the nuclear apocalypse.
Him wearing the Andre costume is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Adam: we'll cut this probably
editor: 😌
Plot twist the editor is Sam
“Is it a bell end? No, it’s the Rock.”
So, it *is* a bell end.
This probably isn't very helpful, but that terrifying goldust is a character from an Adult Swim show. His name is Crayzar and the show is called Ballmastrz 9009
The funny thing to me about the Benoit shirt is that that doesn't even look like a wolverine. That looks like someone who is constantly thinking about ferrets tried to draw a wolf.
Been looking forward to this one since part one came out
I like how a video with such a simple premise ballooned into a anxiety-riddled, sweat-soaked, complicated mess that then veered off into complete chaos of a manner that no one could have ever foreseen.
Yeah
I love this series! Thanks for bringing it back Adam!
Unless there's a reason not to - can next time you guys do this you show an image of the item you thought was being purchased off Wish?
This is like Halloween Havoc 95, a video that was doomed to never break even.
Seth Rollins walking out in that Roman Singlet vs Roman himself would be an absolute Chad moment.
Brian zane tasted that gum in a video awhile ago, it was the same reaction
would love to see a collab between them someday
Two thousand years from now, a future archaeologist is going to find your "Jimmy Wang experiment" in a landfill and be completely baffled.
The goldust throw looks like freakazoid
It's actually Crazar from ballmasters on adult swim
@@eddietorres8560 I thought that was him. Thanks for the clarification.
He was from Ball Masters on Adult Swim.
The T-Shirt Pacitti is wearing justifies the Video :P
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16:50 I want the big show to wear that in a match
That RR Singlet legit look like something that Ryback would wear
His shirt literally says "Dont be Roman Reigns" 😂😂😂
That blanket is actually of Crayzar from the [adult swim] show Ballmasterz: 9009.
U 're right!
Okay I want that Andre the Giant costume for Halloween because that looked fucking terrifying
This is how I feel opening gifts at Christmas when I get re-gifted crap friends didn't want (from other friends).
"I've got to get Jimmy out of this, while keeping the the stuff....in" I have not laughed that hard since I realized what the dirtiest line from Start Wars is.
Sam definitely preordered a PS5 & used what was left on Wish.
Soo this was all about one dollar?
JOKE. IM PRETTY SURE THE PS5 IS 500$
20:03 and he officially looks like one of my Create-A-Wrestlers
Is the white light up jacket supposed to be for Naomi?
I was thinking more Tyler Breeze
@@umbrellacorpsoldier7138 I didn't think of that, but you are right that it would suit his style. Now that you mention it I probably have seen him wear that...or something like it
I think it was for morisson
10:16 use this for the next HELL IN A SMELL
14:36 Something tells me those are not Sasha's feet.
You don't say?
wish it was
@@MidnightShayd you wish she had men's feet?🤔
@@MrZombieTurds yeah coz they're definitely man feet in that pic, clown
There not buddy
Adam Pacitti: It's a little one.
Rest of the world: Thats what she said.
That Sasha Banks bag is legit the greatest piece of merchandise ever
Anything involving her is LEGIT XD
Not as great as the singlet 😂
Snitsky loves it thats for sure
It’s 2am in the UK as I watch this. 21 year old me has tears streaming down my face as I try to contain laughter like a psychopath, watching pacitti unbox fake wrestling shit. No wonder my parents hate me.
When They Say To WISH Upon A Star, I Don't Think They Meant This ;-;
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I don't remember the last time I genuinely laughed so much it hurt.
Aboulutly brilliant.
29:03
I doubt that’s a sentence he ever imagined he’d be saying.
Did anyone else notice how quickly he stopped his Jimmy Savile impression when talking about the cigar on the ‘Undertaker’ mask? 😂😂
Christ, you came out of that Dwayne mask looking like Ace Ventura when he climbed out a rhino.
The way he reacted to the Chris Benoit t shirt was pathetic. Dude looked like he was going to have a panic attack 😂
3:27 Nightmares forever. Even creepier than Seven from WCW 😂
Roman slowly sliding up from under the table was pure gold.
Anybody else recognize "Goldust" is actually Crayzar from Ballmastrz on Adult Swim?
Yep
me too, love how that character is pretty much a tribute to Goldust himself, I'm surprised they didn't get Dustin Rhodes to voice the character in his Goldust voice.
It is Crayzar yes. I made this Crayzar !
I did!
Yep
Im glad he took off the Rock mask, i was dying laughing at that point
19:57
"It's a bellend. No it's not, it's The Rock"
You were right the first time.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Good job. This should be a monthly thing.
I think you’ll find that’s a Pacitti-dust blanket
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