I Need To Step Away For A Bit - H3TV #59

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  • @chrisbeltran6148
    @chrisbeltran6148 2 роки тому +3316

    “Let me just say this….” is the scariest sentence to hear come out of Ethan’s mouth.

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow 2 роки тому +233

      That or "I don't know if I should say this but-"

    • @Terminusz
      @Terminusz 2 роки тому +10

      ON GOD

    • @yogibearyogibear7229
      @yogibearyogibear7229 2 роки тому

      Ethan says the nword, abuses hila, and is attracted to minors....anything he says is scary af.

    • @arose4u2
      @arose4u2 2 роки тому +39

      I shouldn’t love that Ethan keeps making b “threats” but I do.

    • @bobcarl8119
      @bobcarl8119 2 роки тому +7

      @@yogibearyogibear7229 Yeah maybe just stick to reaching for that picnic basket

  • @toltorg
    @toltorg 2 роки тому +844

    The way Ethan responds to sound bites as if they’re actual people talking makes Zach’s work just immaculate.

    • @localdez3230
      @localdez3230 2 роки тому +8

      Can we got a juul pod?

    • @FearDaSethLSA
      @FearDaSethLSA 2 роки тому +6

      Leonardo DiCaprio?

    • @PatriciaInJapan
      @PatriciaInJapan 2 роки тому +10

      I died laughing at 2:32:55 because of the way he responded to that soundbite 😂😂

  • @theredtoothbrush
    @theredtoothbrush 2 роки тому +2246

    "my grandfather was a gynecologist" is one of the least comforting phrases i've ever heard

    • @blkkatemoss
      @blkkatemoss 2 роки тому +76

      The grandfather he hates and hasn’t spent a lot of time with too

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 2 роки тому +27

      And that, kids, is how I met your mother...

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 роки тому

      @@blkkatemoss and who has young Zach’s foreskin buried in the backyard at his house that used to be owned by Puff Daddy 👀

    • @theamhway
      @theamhway 2 роки тому +4

      @@blkkatemoss I was assuming it's the other grandfather

    • @adh3247
      @adh3247 2 роки тому +2

      5:45

  • @sarahpierce4852
    @sarahpierce4852 2 роки тому +781

    Ethan : "AB pretend we aren't even here"
    *Ethan interrupting "ohhhh it was the tip???"*

    • @Yoga665
      @Yoga665 2 роки тому +26

      I giggled so loudly at that part

    • @tiffanyozturk3498
      @tiffanyozturk3498 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas 2 роки тому +2

      he was so soft and quiet 😭

    • @klipklopklipklop
      @klipklopklipklop 2 роки тому +2

      Please be more careful AB - up the bum no kids

    • @mw1567
      @mw1567 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @heytay24
    @heytay24 2 роки тому +2663

    lena saying “i think he finished to make me feel better” had me dying laughing

    • @Culled
      @Culled 2 роки тому +280

      She’s genuinely too sweet for this world

    • @avaryan4742
      @avaryan4742 2 роки тому +315

      The way she’s so sweet I couldn’t even imagine them doing the nasty until they spoke so outwardly about it

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel 2 роки тому +28

      Cant be that hurt if he finished😂

    • @amzu1252
      @amzu1252 2 роки тому +15

      12:38

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 2 роки тому +105

      @@avaryan4742 I've discovered through time of watching her on this pod, she's not as innocent as she seems!

  • @BTSHopeWrld
    @BTSHopeWrld 2 роки тому +2040

    Timestamps
    1:14 H3 Live show reminder
    4:27 Gabe curses AB's PP
    14:48 Gabe's bday excuse tier list
    20:30 Dan and Ethan's vile fight
    23:46 Ethan needs to step away
    30:50 Ethan's dump button
    35:24 Dr. Idz emergency call for AB's PP
    49:48 Comedy's back (jimmy lee style)
    54:42 the quarterings reaction
    1:02:16 Keemstars drunk disaster Christmas special (cringe)
    2:43:58 Twitter ban update

  • @samheeta
    @samheeta 2 роки тому +3737

    this year's soundbite olympics is gonna be insane

    • @frankyramone
      @frankyramone 2 роки тому +190

      Im begging for an underdog story between FLOCKA and 800 DPI guy.

    • @katieundercover
      @katieundercover 2 роки тому +12

      @@frankyramone omg pleasee😭😭 not this making me laugh out loud

    • @catsinburg8626
      @catsinburg8626 2 роки тому +40

      @@frankyramone it's gonna be funnier the madder Zach gets

    • @CozyVoidProductions
      @CozyVoidProductions 2 роки тому +27

      it would be awesome if they do it in some sort of category format instead of just a head to head.

    • @sebig849
      @sebig849 2 роки тому +34

      FLOCKA is gonna be a front runner.

  • @Jackntherippers
    @Jackntherippers 2 роки тому +2249

    Ethan’s hair is starting to look like a hunting jacket

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 2 роки тому +18

      Camo hair!

    • @alliedarky
      @alliedarky 2 роки тому +18

      Oh no he’s gonna look bald!

    • @viola8856
      @viola8856 2 роки тому +15

      It’s beginning to blend into the background

    • @Trucking4Jesus
      @Trucking4Jesus 2 роки тому

      I can't believe you guys actually enjoy watching this fruit loop. Dude just DOXXED and innocent guy and y'all are okay with it. Wild

    • @braezy
      @braezy 2 роки тому +9

      @@Trucking4Jesus lmao

  • @Pupppeteer
    @Pupppeteer 2 роки тому +4879

    Zach's soundbite use is like a perfectly balanced meal. AB is like a child feeding you Halloween candy for breakfast.

    • @ProfToastGaming
      @ProfToastGaming 2 роки тому +349

      Honestly AB is getting alot better compared to the first time and with more practice I think he can get even better.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 роки тому +111

      @@ProfToastGaming yup, he couldn't find anything the first time around. This time he was able to get quite a few bangers right on time!

    • @Pupppeteer
      @Pupppeteer 2 роки тому +160

      @@ProfToastGaming flocka is amazing but Zach is like dad coming home and making sure no one gets their aubergine broken

    • @ProfToastGaming
      @ProfToastGaming 2 роки тому +4

      @Logan What a weasely lieing little FLOCKA!

    • @azz3million
      @azz3million 2 роки тому +28

      And I love halloween candy for breakfast

  • @DarkStrider
    @DarkStrider 2 роки тому +518

    As a lawyer, I can say that AB had a “wet and reckless”.

  • @AdmiralDreck
    @AdmiralDreck 2 роки тому +986

    Ethan: "We need clickbait titles so people will watch the show."
    Me, *watches every episode regardless* : "Makes sense to me."

    • @Fhloston2112
      @Fhloston2112 2 роки тому +16

      I know they do it as a "joke" but it's been so overdone at this point I just roll my eyes now. Still a Fupa Troopa but yeah 👀

    • @connorvanhelsing4768
      @connorvanhelsing4768 2 роки тому +7

      @@Fhloston2112 that's how I'm like too, but I still get clickbaited every time xD

    • @trustyzero1671
      @trustyzero1671 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah I watch every ep. What else am I gonna watch?

    • @yogibearyogibear7229
      @yogibearyogibear7229 2 роки тому

      @@trustyzero1671 literally watch grass grow, it's better.

    • @Kanika_Rawat_
      @Kanika_Rawat_ 2 роки тому +7

      @@trustyzero1671 same here. I feel lost when i am done with the latest episode.

  • @babybellecheese9946
    @babybellecheese9946 2 роки тому +1356

    Dan screaming in the background while AB was telling his explikt story had me rolling.

    • @hallybug2692
      @hallybug2692 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @_nativexd
      @_nativexd 2 роки тому

      Same.

    • @zey5394
      @zey5394 2 роки тому +55

      Explikt needs to be a sound bite

    • @fredko4293
      @fredko4293 2 роки тому +6

      I felt nauseous hearing that, poor AB 😂

    • @legster983
      @legster983 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah , I love it ! And the fact Lena just rolls with it makes it so much funnier!

  • @bullbobby92
    @bullbobby92 2 роки тому +354

    Ethan: “just pretend like we’re not here AB”
    Also Ethan: “😮 the tip?? It was THE TIP???!”

  • @adenlycosky
    @adenlycosky 2 роки тому +292

    AB call the branch you withdrew money from. Tell them time and amount. They will research the logs and be able to tell you if you forgot to take it. I had that happen once and was refunded the 200 within a week.

    • @cinaferguson752
      @cinaferguson752 2 роки тому +8

      Same, they watched the video and I had left it like a dumbass but I got it back thankfully!

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ 2 роки тому +4

      Very helpful to know! Thank you!

    • @alliedarky
      @alliedarky 2 роки тому +10

      Gotta boost this bc that’s super helpful I’m surprised they’d gaf

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 роки тому +2

      AB COME SEE THIS BRO

    • @Skibidibobobeebop
      @Skibidibobobeebop 2 роки тому

      Get this top comment

  • @MELLMAO
    @MELLMAO 2 роки тому +245

    "Baby, I need A JUUL POOOD!!!" is the same as "Baby, I wasn't TRYYYINGGG!!"

    • @AlexisKobza
      @AlexisKobza 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the SAME THING

  • @AnaFox
    @AnaFox 2 роки тому +229

    I freaking LOVE Doctor Idz; he's actually helpful but also funny, kind, informative in a light/easy-to-understand way, and goes with the show's vibe. LOVE HIM! And I'm way more susceptible to women than men, so this isn't about his hotness.
    Ps. love AB's teddy fresh sweater!!!

    • @TheJoobel
      @TheJoobel 2 роки тому +6

      @@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x We love them both

  • @aubrey___
    @aubrey___ 2 роки тому +1716

    Ethan: he’s been on the bed in the dark twiddling his toes and enjoying the show.
    I feel attacked.

    • @LoicReviews
      @LoicReviews 2 роки тому +44

      Unless you're a 40 year old gnome you shouldn't feel attacked 😅

    • @sylviexchuu
      @sylviexchuu 2 роки тому +50

      -Me twiddling my toes reading this comment while the podcast plays in the background

    • @imperialismbad
      @imperialismbad 2 роки тому +2

      I

  • @natalielanderos7343
    @natalielanderos7343 2 роки тому +668

    “My uncle was a gynecologist” made me laugh lol

    • @three.6.monica
      @three.6.monica 2 роки тому +46

      And then “I know a great dentist” 💀 Dead

    • @natalielanderos7343
      @natalielanderos7343 2 роки тому +2

      @@three.6.monica fr these conversations are just amazing sometimes

    • @syntheticgrl
      @syntheticgrl 2 роки тому +8

      I know!!! I missed Zach so much😭

    • @RureLyther
      @RureLyther 2 роки тому +20

      Grandfather*

  • @lukepuglisiwav
    @lukepuglisiwav 2 роки тому +269

    The blond buzz cut on Ethan actually looks so good

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 2 роки тому +108

    I’m so used to AB’s insane anecdotes, having Lena be able to comment on them in real time makes it even funnier.

  • @shaylahavens3331
    @shaylahavens3331 2 роки тому +456

    Dan saying “go see a dik doc” had me rolling

  • @DanteEverlastingTC
    @DanteEverlastingTC 2 роки тому +83

    Felt like we went as a family to get AB checked at the doctors office lol

  • @James_15R
    @James_15R 2 роки тому +269

    Hearing Dan giggle in the background at Zach's perfectly timed soundbites is everything :')

    • @bodippy
      @bodippy 2 роки тому +5

      1:51:08 is one I had to replay like 5 times purely because it feels like only Dan and I noticed.

    • @Thegrimreaper4lyfe
      @Thegrimreaper4lyfe 2 роки тому +1

      @@bodippy Zach is too OP with the soundbites 😂😂

  • @blethr
    @blethr 2 роки тому +764

    everytime zach comes back from being away it’s like a breath of fresh air. he’s so so good.

    • @Popopatop
      @Popopatop 2 роки тому +3

      Yes!

    • @sk8masta29
      @sk8masta29 2 роки тому +18

      Zach still jelly and trying to overcompensate for AB making FLOCKA iconic. ☮️ & ❤

    • @daphneohara3382
      @daphneohara3382 2 роки тому +7

      Talk about the FLOCKA

    • @Adaawo
      @Adaawo 2 роки тому +1

      I hate it when he is gone

  • @0ut.the.0x
    @0ut.the.0x 2 роки тому +94

    as a senior in highschool, even though a lot of us are 18, it's literally INSANE to think about any of us being called "hot" by someone even in their 20's let alone keems age. 💀we are CHILDREN

    • @JosephinaRenee
      @JosephinaRenee 2 роки тому +11

      Right? I’m 22 and I feel sick thinking of a man twice my age coming onto me. Older adults taking advantage of younger adults who’s brains aren’t even fully developed yet is just creepy and weird.

    • @Gatomama667
      @Gatomama667 2 роки тому

      I’m 23 and my boyfriend is 36. If you’re deliberately seeking out someone younger then there’s a problem

    • @petrichorweather350
      @petrichorweather350 2 роки тому +2

      Im 19 and get weirded out when a 23 year old flirts with me

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 2 роки тому

      I'm 20 bro and I have mfs 40+ telling me how cute and YOUNG I look, them mfs are gnarly. They excitedly ask how old we are too, you're out of your damn mind bro!!

  • @tomatagirl
    @tomatagirl 2 роки тому +929

    I can sense Dan's stress everytime Ethan says the 💣 word.

    • @splithairchavez2081
      @splithairchavez2081 2 роки тому +8

      Bomb?

    • @shundiin8
      @shundiin8 2 роки тому +13

      Bomba socks should sponsor them

    • @praxtron
      @praxtron 2 роки тому +14

      Zachs gotta play La Bamba by Ritchie Valens to censor it

    • @Trucking4Jesus
      @Trucking4Jesus 2 роки тому

      @@shundiin8 don't nobody wanna sponsor this podcast anymore.

    • @Trucking4Jesus
      @Trucking4Jesus 2 роки тому

      @@Eyecyou64 I would never lol but I'll sponsor you bby ❤️🤤

  • @happilymegan9556
    @happilymegan9556 2 роки тому +248

    Popular opinion: Ethan is looking soooo good. I love his hair short like this, with his beard. You can really see the weight he lost. Keep it up Ethan

  • @elliebelly5282
    @elliebelly5282 2 роки тому +444

    poor AB.. sex injuries aren't fun! my friend did it in the shower with her boyfriend and they managed to smash the glass shower screen. she fell through it.. needed 17 stitches. her boyfriends mum bought her a shirt after that said "save water, shower together" 😂😂

    • @GV-jn9ih
      @GV-jn9ih 2 роки тому +36

      the way I winced reading this!!! omg i’m glad she’s okay! i’ll never have sex in the shower again. 😭

    • @maeserr
      @maeserr 2 роки тому +39

      my friend was doing it in the shower with her boyfriend, and between their body heat and the hot water she got so hot and dizzy that she fell over and busted her head on the side of the tub😭

    • @Ari-zo7ve
      @Ari-zo7ve 2 роки тому +40

      I’ve had a patient come into the ER- broke his leg falling off a “sex swing” 😭 at 60 years old

    • @600wheel
      @600wheel 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ari-zo7veYou go old dude!!

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ari-zo7ve Yoooo goals!!

  • @SinthetikLED
    @SinthetikLED 2 роки тому +359

    I’m picturing Ethan getting chauffeured around in a Popemobile™️ and waving to randoms in LA lol please make it happen

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 2 роки тому +16

      Driving through a Tr*mp rally 💀 Just a little Hog outreach
      "Helloooo my people"

    • @SinthetikLED
      @SinthetikLED 2 роки тому +4

      @@mh2120 like a IRL version of the tik tok livestreams lol

  • @carlthellama9054
    @carlthellama9054 2 роки тому +161

    Okay, I just burst out laughing when Ethan said “a small man serenading in the corner having and intense alcohol induced psychosis “ 😂 holy crap

    • @jack_peters
      @jack_peters 2 роки тому

      YOu laughed at Ethan for something other than his fucking dumb ass eyebrow twitches?? Why?

    • @carlthellama9054
      @carlthellama9054 2 роки тому +8

      @@jack_peters oh yikes making fun of someone’s Tourette’s? That’s mad weird, we don’t claim your negative energy. Peace and love ❤️

  • @craigbuckner6081
    @craigbuckner6081 2 роки тому +91

    AB, that happened to me too, bro. I felt and heard an audible 'pop' in my shaft and it was immediately slightly bent and discolored. I went to the hospital a few days later and they gave me an ultrasound on my shriveled, damaged shaft. Turned out I was fractured and it just needed time to heal. Most painful and embarrassing moment of my life. I feel for you ❤️

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 2 роки тому +6

      No need to be embarrassed. It's just an injured body part, like if you broke your arm. I wish we could normalize talking about things like this because embarrassment causes a lot of people to not get medical attention when they need it.

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 2 роки тому +3

      Would you show Zach though?

    • @craigbuckner6081
      @craigbuckner6081 2 роки тому +1

      @@empac8631 Definitely 👍

  • @aaron2684
    @aaron2684 2 роки тому +146

    Me and my wife have started a drinking game where is you can guess the sound bite Zach is about to play, the other person has to drink.
    If it’s a super obscure bite then 1 full shot. If it’s a common one then 1/2 shot.
    It actually adds the weirdest edge of knowledge to the show. Enjoy responsibility 🍺

  • @CeeBeesBuzz
    @CeeBeesBuzz 2 роки тому +151

    AB and Lena bringing real life spousal energy. I’m here for it.

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 2 роки тому +54

    Why does ethans hair always grow back like nothing happened. Its like I watch a stream where he has some crazy haircut and then the next strean I watch he has a full head of hair like magic

  • @josiecalderon8537
    @josiecalderon8537 2 роки тому +76

    I’ve been using “IT’S HAPPENING” on a regular basis and every time I do I giggle on the inside. It’s like a little sound bite gift to myself to hold me over til the next podcast 🥰 lmao

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 2 роки тому +3

      Lol I showed my boyfriend the clip and now we both use it

    • @BornToShine95
      @BornToShine95 2 роки тому +1

      Can you please tell me where is it from i somehow missed it 😅

    • @connorvanhelsing4768
      @connorvanhelsing4768 2 роки тому +3

      @@BornToShine95 you might be able to find a clip but it's Olivia talking about getting bit by a pitty

    • @JosephinaRenee
      @JosephinaRenee 2 роки тому +1

      @@britann9539same! Lmao 😂

    • @alishac5096
      @alishac5096 2 роки тому

      @@BornToShine95 Go back to the episode where Olivia explains getting attacked. :( she was with a friend who was dog sitting a dog with past trauma about 18d ago. ❤

  • @rossfromfriends8468
    @rossfromfriends8468 2 роки тому +88

    I was straight up hitting my bong when Zach played the bong soundbite and it freaked me out lol

    • @larak7827
      @larak7827 2 роки тому +6

      I never comment on UA-cam but I love this comment because something like this would totally happen to me lol

    • @marleeeden250
      @marleeeden250 2 роки тому

      LOL

  • @cindiadkins9510
    @cindiadkins9510 2 роки тому +41

    the way everyone overthinks everytime dan and ethan are snippy to each other kills me

  • @millijames
    @millijames 2 роки тому +22

    Zach’s sound bite of Ninja’s dweeby “Hello!” was perfectly timed and missed by the crew but had my husband and I rolling! We missed you Zach ❤

  • @sophiaholtkamp5928
    @sophiaholtkamp5928 2 роки тому +115

    I love the concept that it CRAZYYY for a 35/40+ year old woman to still be hot. People rlly act like women turn to dust after 30.

    • @sff.f1114
      @sff.f1114 2 роки тому +15

      right, it’s the men who loses hair and don’t care about their skin, and don’t forget the beer belly!

    • @gavinkent6750
      @gavinkent6750 2 роки тому

      It’s not like we want to lose our hair

  • @_emilyemily
    @_emilyemily 2 роки тому +39

    1:43:24 Ethan trying to remember "she ebbin on my neezer til I scrooge" but ebbing these nuts is almost better

  • @jeffchapel79
    @jeffchapel79 2 роки тому +93

    Dan, 4 mins in: “ahhh we’ve been going over 3hrs now” 😂

  • @Penellabella
    @Penellabella 2 роки тому +41

    Merry Christmas to me!!!! I have been a subscriber for years but never able to be a member.. some kind Fupa Trooper gifted me a membership and now I have 30 days to watch all the pay wall content I have been missing out on. I'm so excited!! I may even join the discord!! I love this podcast! Love being a part of the H3 family!!!

  • @superdupersnowflake
    @superdupersnowflake 2 роки тому +184

    Ab hair looks great, don’t worry nothing really fell out , and Lena you look gorgeous! Ethan your beautiful and a skinny king ! Everyone looks so gorgeous . Missed you guys thank you for doing the show🖤🖤🖤 also I love how open minded and hearted you all are on the show ecspecially Ethan the trail blazer.

    • @syntheticgrl
      @syntheticgrl 2 роки тому +15

      this is such a sweet comment lol bless u

    • @JosephinaRenee
      @JosephinaRenee 2 роки тому

      Hope you’re doing well yourself ❤

  • @berteeeboi457
    @berteeeboi457 2 роки тому +385

    I like the diversity of opinion from the crew. Very transparent and fair! Good job crew!

    • @NittyGritty420
      @NittyGritty420 2 роки тому +22

      Honestly would like to see more actual diversity. Everyone is either white or white presenting.

    • @abbeyo89
      @abbeyo89 2 роки тому +45

      @@NittyGritty420 bruh

    • @anonnymous4363
      @anonnymous4363 2 роки тому +14

      @@NittyGritty420 You can just watch a different podcast

    • @IWI_Negev
      @IWI_Negev 2 роки тому +42

      @@NittyGritty420 White "presenting" lol

    • @tannersrdr2clips432
      @tannersrdr2clips432 2 роки тому +8

      @@NittyGritty420 eveyones a human

  • @SG-we1qh
    @SG-we1qh 2 роки тому +49

    I'm still giggling over "does 2 chainz do acoustic sets"

  • @robynbanasky549
    @robynbanasky549 2 роки тому +91

    I missed Zach's energy so much. Irreplaceable 😍

  • @casualepic2555
    @casualepic2555 2 роки тому +82

    zach we need a "problems with the dismount" soundbite

  • @jordan11752
    @jordan11752 2 роки тому +36

    “I wish North Korea had more of a sense of humor, those guys are such a buzzkill.”
    Ethan Klein, 2022

  • @b3an3rgvngaw3
    @b3an3rgvngaw3 2 роки тому +22

    Ethan: pretend we're not here AB, like you're in the doctors office.
    Also Ethan: THE TIP!!!!!

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 2 роки тому +187

    I lose it when Zach plays the sound bite 🎵🎵 why you always lying 🎵🎵 and everyone is dancing. IT'S THE BEST!!!

    • @jenrobinson1832
      @jenrobinson1832 2 роки тому +3

      Literally one of my favorites. 💕

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 2 роки тому +3

      @jen robinson me too!!! Two of my close friends always sing that song when we are gossiping about how some of our friends over-exaggerate their lifestyles on social media. Hahahaha

    • @aubrey___
      @aubrey___ 2 роки тому +6

      Mmmmmohmygod

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 2 роки тому +2

      @@aubrey___ why always lying 🤣

    • @samanthamasih4246
      @samanthamasih4246 2 роки тому

      What’s the time stamp on this?

  • @jt41977
    @jt41977 2 роки тому +37

    "I said some things I shouldnt have said" -Ethan Klein 2022 Story of his life.

  • @meepleigh
    @meepleigh 2 роки тому +63

    AB: Saves a class of kindergartners from a burning bus on the 405.
    Also AB: 8:19

  • @taram7877
    @taram7877 2 роки тому +57

    ab flocka’d too close to the sun

  • @rudyregalado969
    @rudyregalado969 2 роки тому +66

    Ethan saying he's straddling the line of getting banned and Zack immediately dropping the drumroll 😂 I can't. This man a God with the soundbites.

  • @shannonrickard8605
    @shannonrickard8605 2 роки тому +10

    The people that are always gifting 50+ memberships are so nice. At $5 per membership, that's a lot of money to give away to fellow family

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 роки тому +67

    Everytime Zach comes back from being away it’s like a breath of fresh air. He’s so good.

  • @VengfulSquid
    @VengfulSquid 2 роки тому +33

    I too have been affected by you guys not attending other Gabes birthday. I got food poisoning from a gnarly gas station beef link pepper thing

  • @lizmarquez7374
    @lizmarquez7374 2 роки тому +39

    Lena is such a champ lol ready for any & every situation

  • @legster983
    @legster983 2 роки тому +52

    I’m so happy Zach is back he makes such a difference to the show x

    • @kamillaazim4862
      @kamillaazim4862 2 роки тому +1

      Really missed him during the Thanksgiving special

    • @JosephinaRenee
      @JosephinaRenee 2 роки тому

      @@kamillaazim4862I know he would’ve slayed every dish

  • @caitlinfallon8760
    @caitlinfallon8760 2 роки тому +56

    Ethan needs to roll up to the Streamy’s in a popemobile

  • @ultraviolettas
    @ultraviolettas 2 роки тому +43

    We need to soundbite Zach’s distant laughter that always picks up on other mics so when he’s not on the pod we can still hear his laughter! 🥲

  • @taraandie6704
    @taraandie6704 2 роки тому +16

    If any man calls you "shawty" thats an immediate "maybe he is too old for me" or better yet "maybe im too young for him" 🤣
    Shawty reminds me of the mid 2000s

  • @bish_puddin
    @bish_puddin 2 роки тому +14

    I just wish I had something that makes me as happy as the Stop Lyin song makes Ethan

  • @zey5394
    @zey5394 2 роки тому +44

    Amazing story by AB, I have to spell this out: I literally laughed my ass off. Thanks AB, forever appreciated :’)

  • @HorrorcoreArtists
    @HorrorcoreArtists 2 роки тому +205

    I lowkey wanna see a Sam, Ian, and Cam Podcast.

    • @tastypheromones
      @tastypheromones 2 роки тому +73

      would be the most soft spoken podcast ever

    • @Funsizedfiend
      @Funsizedfiend 2 роки тому +11

      @@tastypheromones an asmr podcast would be even better lol

    • @heddomak7653
      @heddomak7653 2 роки тому +1

      OMG i want this!

    • @HorrorcoreArtists
      @HorrorcoreArtists 2 роки тому +21

      Ever since the black friday video I want more Cam and Ian. Plus Sam has a good energy when you're talking about a topic shes into.

    • @Sammytinboss
      @Sammytinboss 2 роки тому +3

      When Ethan starts his network this will be a thing!

  • @madelinef17
    @madelinef17 2 роки тому +36

    i cackled SO MUCH while watching this episode alone in my apartment 😂😂 i love this show! family ❤

  • @fangsfangs
    @fangsfangs 2 роки тому +48

    Zach’s laugh and cough combo is 💯

  • @enidnuu
    @enidnuu 2 роки тому +26

    Ethan’s “the tip..? the tip..? Omg” sounded just likes Kanyes “we don’t have a jacuzzi?” 🤣🤣

  • @phlora
    @phlora 2 роки тому +25

    I will now be saying “Baby I-I need uh-I need a juewl pawd” for the next 2 weeks thank you

  • @Rivendelll
    @Rivendelll 2 роки тому +99

    Learning that I can benchpress more than Leemstar is my early Christmas gift 🤠

  • @luisav.411
    @luisav.411 2 роки тому +28

    Had a blast 💥💥in this episode, thank you crew for the great start!! Also, Ethan's hands are looking extra big today! Keep it up 😊😊

  • @caraberlan6677
    @caraberlan6677 2 роки тому +12

    The way that no one knows that the wednesday before thanksgiving is the biggest party night of the year is so frustrating. Thank you AB for explaining.

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 2 роки тому +2

      Who decided that? I've never heard of that, and no one i know parties on that day 😂 It makes no sense. But my family also doesn't do traditional Thanksgiving either so 🤷‍♀️

  • @vilyda
    @vilyda 2 роки тому +40

    Ethan: "Can you show Zach?"
    Ab asking Lena: "Can I show Zach 🤠?"
    What tf is this show

  • @aoky9179
    @aoky9179 2 роки тому +26

    this episode was fucking amazing. i was literally laughing out loud the entire fucking time. this is one of the best of all time.

  • @brittanquinn8412
    @brittanquinn8412 2 роки тому +6

    Our thanksgiving tradition is for my family to drink through the day until one of the aunts starts fighting with my mom which ends the festivities every year without fail. 😂🎉

  • @andre-nb6ts
    @andre-nb6ts 2 роки тому +79

    I think AB should def see a doctor for that… most likely a fracture😭 wishing him luck

    • @boboyqc
      @boboyqc 2 роки тому +1

      Fractured his dick bones

    • @idklol.4434
      @idklol.4434 2 роки тому +6

      how does one fracture a muscle it's just a lil bruised hell be alright lol

    • @Sad-is-dick
      @Sad-is-dick 2 роки тому +8

      @@idklol.4434 There is no muscle in the dick, theres 3 ”baloons” that can fracture/tear

    • @emmy8272
      @emmy8272 2 роки тому +1

      @@idklol.4434 go to school

    • @janejanejaney
      @janejanejaney 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah I know someone who busted their urethra on a bike and didn't see a doc bc it seemed to be getting better, but then it got worse again lol. Take care of your hogs, people ✌️❤

  • @ridernotrunner
    @ridernotrunner 2 роки тому +29

    This is AB's best episode yet - possibly of all time - and may never be topped. P.S. Good to have you back, Zach! ☮ & like it doesnt make sense...

  • @melissalogan8953
    @melissalogan8953 2 роки тому +5

    “I had a jägerbomb at this club” Ethan and Dan goofing on him is the best thing 😂😂 1:30:30

  • @FoxForce5
    @FoxForce5 2 роки тому +25

    Dr Idz has been great every single time he’s been on. He’s so smart and funny and good looking. More please 😊❤

  • @thickylumps1691
    @thickylumps1691 2 роки тому +31

    Zach was really disappointed about AB not showing his injured dong, you can see it in his eyes.

  • @kthxbye3465
    @kthxbye3465 2 роки тому +15

    I just stan Dr. Idz so much. What an insightful, lovely human. Fell asleep during the pod yesterday (it starts late at night here), but once I woke up I had to come back to the comments just to stan Dr. Idz😄

  • @naomitenorio2852
    @naomitenorio2852 2 роки тому +17

    Zack just came back and im already dying laughing with "can I see it?"

  • @teddycuthbert
    @teddycuthbert 2 роки тому +20

    3:55 AB: *bearing his soul about the hardest week of his life* Zach: *clowning on him with Yilong Ma soundbites*
    20:45 - 21:00 then 22:48
    34:10 - 34:38
    34:50 - 35:00
    44:12 - 44:40
    1:05:15
    1:37:02
    1:43:48
    1:45:35 - 1:46:15
    1:53:23 - 1:53:43 Keemstar's voice + Ethan agreeing with the soundbite + AB laughing
    1:55:56
    2:06:18
    2:11:40
    2:12:25
    2:13:43 ??
    2:21:05 - 2:21:35 AB and Cam
    2:21:40 - 2:21:52
    2:22:48
    2:37:42

  • @lupitamedina1054
    @lupitamedina1054 2 роки тому +25

    I just saw a video on tiktok of a girl in LA going to the ATM and there was $400 chilling in there!!! Probably was AB’s money lmao

    • @Flowerhag
      @Flowerhag 2 роки тому +3

      Oooo if anyone has her username, I’d love to see it! Got curious and found out there is a “theft by finding” law, so if she genuinely found that $400 and AB calls his bank, she could get fucked by the ATM camera evidence and her tiktok 😂 Some guy in Georgia got caught up for the same thing!

  • @StronglyBoris
    @StronglyBoris 2 роки тому +16

    So glad Zach is back he was killing it with the jokes this ep😭

  • @privateaccount2052
    @privateaccount2052 2 роки тому +24

    i'm saving up for a H3 membership guys!!! i cant stand knowing there's extra content out there that i cant see 😭

    • @kimmyearth
      @kimmyearth 2 роки тому +3

      i got it for a month and it was good, just not as high quality as these pods. i don’t miss it much, but i wish i had more funds to get it again still

    • @brianagarcia8546
      @brianagarcia8546 2 роки тому +3

      @@kimmyearth I get one for a month every few months, catch up and then take another break

    • @kimmyearth
      @kimmyearth 2 роки тому +2

      @@brianagarcia8546 smart

  • @Pupppeteer
    @Pupppeteer 2 роки тому +82

    There needs to be an award for most underappreciated crew member. Cam would get the award but still it would be entertaining to hear Ethan be like, who's Sam??

  • @sibn9836
    @sibn9836 2 роки тому +5

    the dpi sound is hilarious 😂 i look forward to hearing it every episode

  • @CozyVoidProductions
    @CozyVoidProductions 2 роки тому +8

    "i need a juul pod" is a late runaway favorite for soundbite of the year.

  • @basic_chain
    @basic_chain 2 роки тому +26

    *Hits mango juul pod*
    "I felt GAY"

  • @socalmads
    @socalmads 2 роки тому +7

    Saving this for my chemo tomorrow! Can’t wait!

  • @ByOdinsBeard15
    @ByOdinsBeard15 2 роки тому +12

    AB got really solid with the soundbites while Zach was gone, but that background music and timing of the soundbite GOAT is undeniable

    • @joemeal3332
      @joemeal3332 2 роки тому +1

      Thats why hes the Sound Lad

  • @liquid5555
    @liquid5555 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve watched this stream back so many times already

  • @Webby00
    @Webby00 2 роки тому +55

    “Fat man bad.” ITS HAPPENING

  • @bebz6923
    @bebz6923 2 роки тому +9

    My boyfriend surprised me and got me my first ever teddy fresh with the Black Friday sales let’s gooooo!!!! Long time coming baby

  • @manumuniz.mp4
    @manumuniz.mp4 2 роки тому +12

    ethan's "what?" at 2:44:20 is so absolutely heartbroken, i'm dying

  • @davey_309
    @davey_309 2 роки тому +9

    I'm glad you guys are so open to these types of stories, good to talk about that kind of shit normally

  • @nopeee420
    @nopeee420 2 роки тому +10

    Lol maybe that tiktok I saw of a girl finding money in the ATM was actually ABs 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Opal1001
      @Opal1001 2 роки тому +3

      Send that Tik Tok to the crew! 😎🙌

    • @Flowerhag
      @Flowerhag 2 роки тому +1

      @@Opal1001 Omg yes I hope someone does 💕

    • @nopeee420
      @nopeee420 2 роки тому +2

      @@Opal1001 how can I send it, do you know? I found it so I have the video!

    • @tristakjono
      @tristakjono 2 роки тому +1

      @@nopeee420 maybe try messaging the podcast Twitter account?

  • @jennyp123
    @jennyp123 2 роки тому +30

    My guess is that AB was carrying Lena😂😂😂 And AB putting her down may have cracked it wrong 😂😂 But oh my gosh. The story just kept getting worse. Especially when he said he heard it crack 😅😅 Wishing you well AB !!!

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 2 роки тому +2

      My guess is they maybe they were leaning against the wall and when Lena was going for the “dismount” they both slipped alittle while the tip was still in. I’m a lesbian so the variables of how it happened has kept me guessing

  • @dreamskeepmesane
    @dreamskeepmesane 2 роки тому +16

    There is truly no other podcast like this. Dick fractures, bomb threats, hilariously deranged dentists.. you gotta love it.