You're Doing It Wrong! Total Idiots at Life

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  Рік тому +233

    Which clip was your favorite?

  • @livinundermassiverock6625
    @livinundermassiverock6625 Рік тому +442

    I would file for a divorce that instant if someone so blatantly destroyed my stuff for, “PaY aTtEnTion To ME!” Or just at all, don’t break my stuff, it’s called respect

    • @ianlimacher2883
      @ianlimacher2883 Рік тому

      I would have dropped her and then dropped her ass out of my house.

    • @greasylimpet3323
      @greasylimpet3323 Рік тому +13

      Don't get married then...

    • @livinundermassiverock6625
      @livinundermassiverock6625 Рік тому

      @@greasylimpet3323 don’t be an insufferable asshole and break stuff that doesn’t belong to you

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Рік тому +56

      Abusive people have none for other people and usually not much for themselves either. The way she smiled before she did it was disturbing.

    • @253Monty
      @253Monty Рік тому +65

      Lol the amount of comments I've seen trying to blame the man to DARE to play videogames is the most disturbing thing to me

  • @unknownmockingbird1313
    @unknownmockingbird1313 Рік тому +650

    "Why are you making dinner?"
    "I was TRYING to make dinner"
    The most mysterious line in this compilation

    • @aviansnow
      @aviansnow Рік тому +17

      lmao this is the clip that took me out xd

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 Рік тому +57

      Sounds like they've had past experiences with her, haha.

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 Рік тому +6

      *That’s would be me with dinner* 😐 *lol* My hubby’s the cook, because everything I cook turns out that way! 🤣 lol

    • @noir-jaune6957
      @noir-jaune6957 Рік тому +8

      I thought that only happens on Anime.

    • @johngalt97
      @johngalt97 Рік тому +7

      After flubbing her last attempt at cooking dinner, she cautiously attempted poptarts in the toaster oven. What could go wrong?

  • @wêreldvandenluuk
    @wêreldvandenluuk Рік тому +419

    The yellow truck driver is my all-time favorite 🤣

  • @Alex-rl4uy
    @Alex-rl4uy Рік тому +114

    to the guy who jumped thru the christmas tree wrapper machine, youre my hero 🥲

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 Рік тому +11

      He's really wrapped up in his job.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому +10

      I thought the wrapping machine was some kind of wood chipper, and I had just witnessed a guy jump into it.
      My brain first thought the netting was his body being cut up, and then I realised that he had jumped through a damn wrapping machine and was fine.
      I assume.

    • @isay207
      @isay207 Рік тому +2

      Tree hugger

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому +3

      I wonder who took him home for Christmas and decorated him?

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, pretty sure that wasn’t a fail

  • @-BL1NKY
    @-BL1NKY Рік тому +67

    Woman with golf club: "I hate this game!" what she really meant to say was "pay attention only to me!"

    • @jaden3555
      @jaden3555 Рік тому +21

      More like “Break up with me!”

    • @Slv4S8n666
      @Slv4S8n666 Рік тому +4

      More like, "I want to buy you a new tv"

    • @pkennedy0219
      @pkennedy0219 Рік тому

      Yea my guess is that dude didn’t do shit and ended up apologizing. Most men today are pussies.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 Рік тому

      You're going to die alone.

  • @Traderjoe
    @Traderjoe Рік тому +62

    Screaming like a child always is the most effective way to get a deer to calmly walk out of your store after it smashes the window to get in

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie Рік тому

      Indeed. Needlessly hysterical bitches just make everything worse.

    • @sydneyhammer2052
      @sydneyhammer2052 Рік тому +7

      It's a deer not a wolf, it's not going to hurt her. She needs to chill.

    • @oldageisdumb
      @oldageisdumb 9 місяців тому +3

      Exactly and it just made the situation so worse

    • @WingedFish66
      @WingedFish66 Місяць тому +4

      @@sydneyhammer2052 It's a large, wild animal trapped in an enclosed space and already highly stressed out from smashing through a window and struggling to gain footing on a slippery floor, it absolutely could cause harm just from collateral damage alone. Of course, the women isn't doing herself any favors by screaming at the top of her lungs causing more panic for the deer...

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 20 годин тому

      Flailing your arms around, while you run in circles, also helps.

  • @RockorSomething83
    @RockorSomething83 Рік тому +223

    5:34 Totally not a sign of a toxic relationship...

    • @rhondaparr5739
      @rhondaparr5739 Рік тому +57

      No wonder he prefers the game🤣🤣🤣

    • @FreeTheDonbas
      @FreeTheDonbas Рік тому +7

      Every relationship with a gamer is toxic.

    • @anonymousskunk
      @anonymousskunk Рік тому +75

      @@FreeTheDonbas yeah, for the gamer.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому +18

      Unless it was staged, which is a possibility

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Рік тому

      @@FreeTheDonbas Have you seen the full video? After she smashed his computer (case for destruction of private property), she threw the club at him and demanded he buy her dinner (or something like that, I don't remember exactly, but she did demand he do something for her).
      Not to mention her intro literally outs her as just a slut. The gist of it is her boyfriend was playing a video game instead of having sex with her.

  • @slimj091
    @slimj091 Рік тому +376

    7:19 the guy sitting in the smashed up cab covered in yellow paint always gets me.

    • @skylerwalker7630
      @skylerwalker7630 Рік тому +10

      Oh my gosh thank you I was looking for this comment

    • @jonm2416
      @jonm2416 Рік тому +2

      He looks like Putin

    • @zb7297
      @zb7297 Рік тому +2

      Did he die?

    • @sferg9582
      @sferg9582 Рік тому +9

      @@zb7297 yellow dye

    • @MaterialAmbience
      @MaterialAmbience Рік тому +7

      Its like marv from home alone 2 😂😂

  • @asbestosclaimslaw
    @asbestosclaimslaw Рік тому +126

    If the woman breaking that guy's TV wasn't staged then I hope he leaves her immediately because it's only going to get worse.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +15

      No kidding. And I don't think it was staged, his reaction looks genuine.

    • @HopeFoxCreations
      @HopeFoxCreations Рік тому +4

      ​@@TonyEnglandUK Get rid of that pfp!

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +3

      @@HopeFoxCreations lol did you already try and get rid of it?

    • @HopeFoxCreations
      @HopeFoxCreations Рік тому +6

      @@TonyEnglandUK I got scared and thought there was a fly on my phone and tried to blow it off 😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +3

      @@HopeFoxCreations lol

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 Рік тому +70

    10:52
    The fishing rod, the footsteps, and the slide
    10/10

  • @elixorvideos
    @elixorvideos Рік тому +761

    Kind of surprised that the woman hitting the TV with the golf club was included, that is very clearly domestic violence. It shows she has absolutely no problem swinging a dangerous object near another person.

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 Рік тому +115

      I wish i was suprised, but im not particularly. Disappointed? yes, but not suprised cause theres still the "women cant abuse men" mindset around or something along those lines

    • @Wolf_Dominic
      @Wolf_Dominic Рік тому +94

      The thing that actually surprises me, is that I’ve been seeing people, in this comment section taking her side. Unless he did something bad, or he’s genuinely ignoring her, her “side” is simply the bad side. Even if he was ignoring her though, that still doesn’t excuse behavior like that.

    • @typicalbullsfan9329
      @typicalbullsfan9329 Рік тому +54

      Yeah nothing funny about that at all

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 Рік тому +29

      @@typicalbullsfan9329 I’m glad so many people agree, my hope in humanity isn’t completely shattered

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому +45

      With how she was hinting at the camera, I thought she had a new TV for him.
      But from what I've seen in the comments, she said something like "we aren't having enough sex!" when she smashed the TV up.
      I don't know if it's staged or real, or just a horrible show of domestic abuse.
      I sincerely hope there was a new TV or it was staged.

  • @robh3518
    @robh3518 Рік тому +132

    Not gonna lie. At 9:15 I thought I was watching someone jump into a wood chipper lol.

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya Рік тому +17

      I panicked for a second, too haha!

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 Рік тому +14

      Come on down to Showalter's Christmas Trees in Fargo!

    • @TheOnlyKontrol
      @TheOnlyKontrol Рік тому +4

      Damn y’all be having slip second reactions. It’s not like there was much leading up to that.

    • @68twitzel
      @68twitzel Рік тому +1

      Came here to the comments just to see if I was the only one. I watch way too many horror movies!!!

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому

      I wasn't the only one!

  • @Kat-tr2ig
    @Kat-tr2ig Рік тому +196

    7:53 those sparks flying everywhere looked pretty rad

    • @michaelkeller5008
      @michaelkeller5008 Рік тому +7

      that'd be a sure move to win the darwin-awards

    • @Sergessessohessoh
      @Sergessessohessoh Рік тому +9

      Its plasma.. instant 3rd degree burns

    • @erintyres3609
      @erintyres3609 Рік тому +16

      @@Sergessessohessoh Yes, but I would like to put on the right PPE and give it a try.

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 Рік тому +7

      @@Sergessessohessoh sparks don't really hurt because while they are very hot, they are very small and dont burn you because of oily skin or something

    • @Sergessessohessoh
      @Sergessessohessoh Рік тому +12

      @@calcutt4 I work in the industry. Yes there are some small ones but there are also bigger ones. Are you will to take a risk over which one might land on you?

  • @EllaBurke-p8c
    @EllaBurke-p8c Рік тому +32

    I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! . The yellow truck driver is my all-time favorite .

    • @mbrakes23
      @mbrakes23 Рік тому +2

      Pretty bad when you don’t know how to smoke

    • @HopeFoxCreations
      @HopeFoxCreations Рік тому +2

      ​@@mbrakes23 Just don't smoke at all for the sake of your own health

    • @timurestik8681
      @timurestik8681 9 місяців тому +1

      dude became a character from Simpsons 🤣

  • @justinmillarch7913
    @justinmillarch7913 Рік тому +1

    “D'oh!” He became a Simpson character. 7:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +104

    "What are you doing?! Why are you making dinner?!?!"
    I get the feeling that must be a very peculiar household to live in.

    • @edl6398
      @edl6398 Рік тому +2

      Exactly! Something apparently goes wrong whenever they make dinner!

  • @sarahovenden1431
    @sarahovenden1431 Рік тому +47

    That cigarette one cracks me up 😂

    • @lukesimpson5713
      @lukesimpson5713 Рік тому +2

      dude same ☠☠☠☠

    • @CaveSquig
      @CaveSquig Рік тому +4

      I had to stop watching there and check the comments. I'm sweating buckets after watching that guy literally inhale a cigarette butt and all. I feel ill, fuck me that must have hurt!

    • @freddymercury643
      @freddymercury643 Рік тому +2

      I wonder if he's still alive

    • @Finnisher_DAD
      @Finnisher_DAD Рік тому +1

      @@freddymercury643 honestly same, just jesus....

    • @altaisrs2857
      @altaisrs2857 Рік тому

      @@CaveSquig Yeah, I can't laugh about that one 🙈

  • @fleatactical7390
    @fleatactical7390 Рік тому +70

    That one of the dude taking a hard drag on the cig always kills me. LOL.

    • @Mystipaoniz
      @Mystipaoniz Рік тому +10

      yeah me too hahahhaha
      Watched it ten times. Gonna watch it again now before leaving ^^

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 Рік тому +11

      @@Mystipaoniz I bet he ended up having to get that shit removed in the ER. LOLOLOL

    • @Mystipaoniz
      @Mystipaoniz Рік тому +8

      @@fleatactical7390 that could be ^^
      Seems painful as it is already :p

    • @leeriches8841
      @leeriches8841 Рік тому

      I dunno why he was filming it, just looks like an immature ass

    • @swanronson173
      @swanronson173 8 місяців тому +1

      Rather than observe other people smoking he read how to do it and followed the instructions to the letter:
      1. Put the cigarette in your mouth with the filter end closest to you
      2. Light the end of the cigarette furthest away from you using a lighter or match
      3. Inhale

  • @rorygillmore6555
    @rorygillmore6555 7 місяців тому +4

    When you purposely destroy something I spent my hard earned money on, I dont care who you are or what relationship we have, I am immediately going to break something you love and then one of us is moving out. 😂

    • @HughJass-lc6rn
      @HughJass-lc6rn 6 місяців тому +2

      I feel that exact same way when someone drops a cake and then laughs. That 💩 is not funny!

  • @thanksalotskoogle-kt6eo
    @thanksalotskoogle-kt6eo Рік тому +14

    The absolute WORST one was when the deer jumped thru the glass and the idiot lady just kept making the deer more terrified when she was screaming Bloody Mary like the deer was trying to harm her or something. The BEST one was a tie between the cat flipping out over the toaster and the concrete truck driver trying to be smart and get one inch closer and turns the entire truck over as weight shifted from the mixed concrete. I’ve witnessed that actually happening personally.

  • @steeldriver1776
    @steeldriver1776 Рік тому +129

    These people have way more faith in their health insurance than I do.

    • @scottmcshannon6821
      @scottmcshannon6821 Рік тому +4

      they have way more faith that they will have an opportunity to try and collect from their health insurance.

    • @roscojayco5527
      @roscojayco5527 Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      I hope I'm mistaken but Isn't there someone actually inside that car at 6:26

  • @whocares9033
    @whocares9033 Рік тому +18

    13:05 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    That dude's freaking face hahahahahahaha
    I've never seen someone's face be so relatable hahahaha

  • @mkice1986
    @mkice1986 Рік тому +11

    The guy with the yellow colour in the face save my day 😂😂

  • @mastermis
    @mastermis Рік тому +7

    7:14 the truck driver covered in yellow paint. 🤣

  • @torqueblue
    @torqueblue Рік тому +84

    I dunno why, the man who pulled out the Lawnmower string had the most defeated stance in the world.

    • @angrydove4067
      @angrydove4067 Рік тому +7

      Dude was crestfallen

    • @Killadey
      @Killadey Рік тому +3

      He should have known Mcculloch are shyte.

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +5

      I wished I couldn't say this...but I've been there...

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue Рік тому +2

      @@nobody7817 You and Me Both.

    • @Don_Ramiro
      @Don_Ramiro Рік тому +6

      Not as much as the truck driver covered in yellow paint

  • @jakesplace7388
    @jakesplace7388 Рік тому +42

    One thing I've learned about FA videos; never climb a ladder if there's a camera on you.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco Рік тому

      And never forget to put the brakes on!

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +1

      @@BakaTaco If you flip your car.... TAKE IT OUT OF GEAR before you get out! lool (Logging machines too!)

  • @jewel65
    @jewel65 Рік тому +64

    I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! 😂😂😂😂

    • @patodonnell3328
      @patodonnell3328 Рік тому +3

      This was hilarious. He was gonna do some D-Bag smoke rings or something and now he got a cigarette in his throat.

    • @lynneanthony168
      @lynneanthony168 Рік тому +5

      I seriously want to know what happened to him!

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +3

      @@lynneanthony168 I hope he took it as a sign to stop smoking.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +1

      @@lynneanthony168 Yeah he might be dead 😂😂
      Jk but he could be 😂

    • @joshualeafe3230
      @joshualeafe3230 Рік тому

      I bet his friends still make fun of him to this day 😂

  • @Buzz-Entertainment
    @Buzz-Entertainment Рік тому +40

    15:52 "We got it on tape!" That's a line I haven't heard in a couple of centuries 😅

    • @Synful_RoX
      @Synful_RoX Рік тому +7

      thought I was watching AFV for a second

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +1

      What do they mean by "tape"?

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому

      @@Synful_RoX And what does AFV mean?

    • @Super_Bambi_64
      @Super_Bambi_64 Рік тому

      AMERICAN FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

    • @HopeFoxCreations
      @HopeFoxCreations Рік тому

      ​@Super_Bambi_64 I was just watching AFV, America's Funniest Home Videos just yesterday. The show is still airing new episodes

  • @Daindrais
    @Daindrais Рік тому +80

    I think it's adorable how that driver taught his cement truck to roll over.

  • @AlianaBarnes
    @AlianaBarnes Рік тому +9

    7:53 those sparks flying everywhere looked pretty rad. I'm still laughing about the guy sucking down the cigarette! .

  • @TieZeeGuy235
    @TieZeeGuy235 Рік тому +48

    2:53 who else fells so bad for the little girl 🥺

  • @epileptiker4666
    @epileptiker4666 Рік тому +69

    I love FailArmy so much, I always watch your videos when I have nothing to do and it's comforting in a weird way

  • @user-mama_thomas
    @user-mama_thomas Рік тому +21

    12:50 also happened to my husband. He had 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns on over 30% of his body. It would have been worse, but he ran and jumped in a cold shower before going to the ER. It happened over 10 years ago and he still has scars from it. I had to change the bandages every day and pull off any dead skin. His command didn't believe that he wasn't drinking when it happened. The worst part was that it all happened on his birthday, and with his new grill that I got him.

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya Рік тому +6

      Yeah, that one scared me.

    • @rhondaparr5739
      @rhondaparr5739 Рік тому +3

      You almost had the insurance money🤣🤣🤣

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +6

      Jumping into a cold shower is very beneficial. 👍👍

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +3

      There are less painfull ways to get rid of him.

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому +2

      @@MrYfrank14 🤪🤪🤪

  • @kevindavis5966
    @kevindavis5966 Рік тому +13

    The leap into the Christmas tree wrapper was a smashing success! No fail detected.

  • @JoarHaraldsson
    @JoarHaraldsson Рік тому +86

    The dude who skateboarded the cementary entrance totally got what he deserved

    • @winnerjoin
      @winnerjoin Рік тому +6

      facts

    • @mawcespelledwithac
      @mawcespelledwithac Рік тому

      They don’t even have to move his body bruh just bury him right there 😭

    • @nordikkai7185
      @nordikkai7185 Рік тому +2

      Why? I don't think a bunch of corpses will be all too bothered by some guy skating nearby lol

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +12

    Good to see that Johnny 5 is still alive. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @panickednoodle
    @panickednoodle Рік тому +14

    That roomba discovered a hidden crime scene

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +20

    That robot dog was pretty cool. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @FatFrogChonk
      @FatFrogChonk Рік тому +1

      I know, the movements are spectacular and creepy.

  • @jeffreymelton2200
    @jeffreymelton2200 Рік тому +1

    7:23 LMFAO dude is yellow. didnt even bother trying to wipe it off either

  • @stinkbean1
    @stinkbean1 Рік тому +8

    13:19 The dude yelling oh no oh god had me rolling.

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver Рік тому +33

    6:26 God the fact someone th0ught it was okay to park there makes me laugh so much

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh Рік тому +10

    When "Dude, hold my beer" meets "But I don't know how to hold a beer" followed by "Hold it anyway!".

    • @nastcar6351
      @nastcar6351 Рік тому

      ha ha..yeP!
      and one where bro rides on gas tamper. bro actually tryn get relief from case of blue balls 😏.
      anyone ever had to use a gas tamper knows EXACTLY what am sayn. If bro gotta tight nut from lookin on hoty babes. Them extreme vibrations always guarantee a "shootout"
      🥵 ' '👊🏻' '☄️💭💭💭🗯️
      💪🏻🧒🏻 ✊🏻
      🦵🏻🩲🦵🏻 🩳🧻best bring change a briefs. 😳🥴🤤

  • @minnesotatomcat
    @minnesotatomcat Місяць тому +5

    I don’t like video games either but the way that psycho handled that situation is unforgivable, I hope she’s forever single after that day.

  • @jasoncutshaw8401
    @jasoncutshaw8401 Рік тому +1

    The guy swallowing cigarette cracked us up 😂😂😂..watch in slow mo 😂😂😂

  • @Torrential_games
    @Torrential_games Рік тому +78

    The guys at the vending machine weren't idiots lol they were just lucky they got more than what they paid for lol

    • @MDeMarcoWithCat
      @MDeMarcoWithCat Рік тому +5

      not how those work but sure

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Рік тому +5

      I've lost a mint in those things. 😩

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY Рік тому +11

      If it had the access door at the bottom they lucked out, if it was the one where the machine sets it behind a semi cylinder of plexiglass they're screwed.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +3

      I dont believe they got any freebies from that type of machine. I dont think they have acess to where the cans fell.
      I watched a guy on you tube shoot up a soda machine .it kept giving free sodas while it was getting shot. So, if you are in a place where a guy shoots up the place, after the cops leave, check the machines for free soda.

    • @johnvine5731
      @johnvine5731 Рік тому +3

      @@MrYfrank14 Yep. If I'm in the same room as a gun battle, the soda machine will be my main priority. 😀

  • @oddpoppetesq.3467
    @oddpoppetesq.3467 Рік тому +14

    The guy at 16:45 wasnt doing it wrong, that was a helluva save by him 😂

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Рік тому +29

    The girl destroying the TV needs help.Or he needs a new girlfriend.

    • @johnaustin635
      @johnaustin635 Рік тому +2

      Definitely needs help her grip is too strong and backswing too flat which has an adverse effect on her weight transfer on her follow through.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula Рік тому

      It could be both.

    • @TheLeftCulprit
      @TheLeftCulprit Рік тому

      ​@@johnaustin635This right here is why I watch fail videos. Never know when that guy will pop up and change your game. Now I just need to work on my putting game. Cheers

  • @EEDad401
    @EEDad401 Рік тому +3

    5:38 Relationship over. That's abuse.

  • @Jaybee8876
    @Jaybee8876 Рік тому +1

    The dude driving the truck, covered in yellow paint! Bwaaahhaaa!

  • @radarcz3487
    @radarcz3487 Рік тому +4

    5:24
    achievement unlocked: single

  • @humanityfirst5490
    @humanityfirst5490 Рік тому +34

    1:57 Hold up, is he really just throwing water into an electric toaster oven huh? I know it’s on fire but way to add even more hazard to an already dangerous situation. 😂

    • @ribo451
      @ribo451 Рік тому +2

      I’m not sure there’s that much danger of electrocution at that point. If that breaker hadn’t already tripped the water probably would have tripped it.

    • @AKbamoida
      @AKbamoida Рік тому +8

      ​@@ribo451 It still feels almost impossibly dumb.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +1

      He may have already unpluged it. Also, you can use water on energized equipment, you just cant have contact with the water. You can throw the water. You cant hold a hose or extinguisher. Cant do that with high voltage but you shouldn't be fighting a high voltage electrical fire. Even the fire department wont touch those until the power is off.

  • @MusicLeeSarah
    @MusicLeeSarah Рік тому +22

    0 my god talk about an opening clip... Jesus Christ that injury looked bad!

  • @galaxywolf500
    @galaxywolf500 4 місяці тому +2

    Bruh. I saw the girl smashing the guy’s computer screen and went ‘damn where’s the giant red flag guy when you need him?”

  • @Lochlann13
    @Lochlann13 Рік тому +7

    The sad lil excavator head shake at 6:41 had me rolling

  • @JasonSpitzMI50
    @JasonSpitzMI50 Рік тому +36

    I like it when someone tells me they've been doing something for 40 years and I come along and show them they've been doing it wrong for 40 years.

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +3

      I'm never too humble to learn something useful. I've surprised a few "experts" myself.

  • @southerncomfortuk
    @southerncomfortuk Рік тому +110

    Always impressed by any machine that has the ability to destroy something while simultaneously destroying itself, but the ‘walking the plank’ swimming pool guy definitely has the comedic edge🤣

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster Рік тому +21

    The guy diving into the net with the tree was pretty smooth actually

  • @FailZinto
    @FailZinto Рік тому +1

    I'm bookmarking this video for bad days. It's the perfect remedy for turning frowns upside down.

  • @tdpmayhemyt
    @tdpmayhemyt Рік тому

    6:19 Bro was like, “woo wee! This reminds me when I was an alter boy! Yes haw~~!”

  • @therabbitcanada
    @therabbitcanada Рік тому +10

    laughed the hardest at the one with the yellow paint. That poor driver! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @philthycat1408
    @philthycat1408 Рік тому +9

    Guy skateboarding down the entrance gate of cemetery. Hasn’t far to go. 😂

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому

      I hope he hurts for the REST OF HIS LIFE. That is a BURIAL ground, NOT A PLAYGROUND. shame on him for even breathing and wasting our air.

  • @Andy-lh9bc
    @Andy-lh9bc Рік тому +5

    Please....don't start putting in the "Oh no no, no no no, uhuuuh, woehahaha" guy. (7:30) That's what made you unique in the fail clip business

    • @lichu246
      @lichu246 Рік тому +1

      For a moment I thought that was the original audio of the clip. I hate that laugh, it's almost worst than the drunk squirrel.

  • @mb-pc3zn
    @mb-pc3zn Рік тому

    That chick had enough of her gamer boyfriend 😂😂😂😂

  • @VoxExHumana
    @VoxExHumana Рік тому +9

    I love how at 7:25 the dresser falling kinda sounds like a lego game when something breaks or dies

  • @pawew4397
    @pawew4397 Рік тому +15

    2:29 Pull the lever Kronk *falls* WRONG LEVER

  • @prometheuszero9
    @prometheuszero9 Рік тому +6

    Dude at 0:52 doing his best Tusken Raider impersonation with that goofy ass laugh

  • @pjotrtje0NL
    @pjotrtje0NL Рік тому +12

    2:14 making a chocolate/sweet smoothie WITH THE WRAPPERS?

    • @marilynwinslow676
      @marilynwinslow676 Рік тому

      Yep their there’s still no justice in the evansdale murders as well as Molly Bish, tryna find justice and seeing that dude continuing to use a chainsaw was scary as shit especially for Johnny Goshe

    • @coastersaga
      @coastersaga 6 місяців тому +2

      @@marilynwinslow676 Huh???

  • @shann2323
    @shann2323 Рік тому

    The kid putting CANDY INSIDE ITS WRAPPERS IN THE BLENDER. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 Рік тому +4

    Why must I always be surrounded by fricking idiots?
    - Dr Evil

  • @JG-fe1gx
    @JG-fe1gx Рік тому +13

    The slide to catch the ice fishing pole, I felt that one. Almost lost a pole that way when I was helping my son unhook a fish he'd just caught.

  • @markoman5267
    @markoman5267 Рік тому +3

    There's always the one person with the maniacal laugh.

  • @JuliustheDemonicInkling
    @JuliustheDemonicInkling Рік тому +3

    1:17 That is a scary car trunk. 6:41 I like how the guy shakes the excavator in disappointment. 7:53 Spark shower! 12:32 Bet it tastes horrible.

  • @dannydougin3925
    @dannydougin3925 Рік тому +2

    How has the human race survived for as long as we have??

  • @Merkathomas
    @Merkathomas Рік тому

    I need to know what he was singing @12:50...I been laughing the last 20mins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gruwg2024
    @Gruwg2024 Рік тому +5

    5:35 seems like such a great husband who treats his wife well

  • @jasonhopper6884
    @jasonhopper6884 Рік тому +3

    I'm getting evicted out of my apartment but you know what I can watch failed army and it momentarily takes me away from my woes

  • @andrewmathewson341
    @andrewmathewson341 Рік тому +5

    I feel sorry for those sausage dogs, getting bullied by the guy controlling the robot dog.

  • @2katzrool
    @2katzrool 7 місяців тому +1

    that shrieking lady with the dear was ridiculous!

  • @lamebubblesflysohigh
    @lamebubblesflysohigh Рік тому +2

    1:07 that thing is supposed to be bolted down

  • @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778
    @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 Рік тому +15

    1:35 That wasn't a fail that was being lucky

  • @Chef_Deth
    @Chef_Deth Рік тому +23

    I’ve seen a lot of shit in my life but I’ve never seen a man inhale a whole lit cigarette that was epic!

    • @waterfluid9546
      @waterfluid9546 Рік тому +3

      What happened to this guys next, anybody knows please ?

    • @bllasae
      @bllasae Рік тому

      You've probably inhaled more than that.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Рік тому +22

    6:25 This was done on purpose. Look at the front wheel area of the car, you can see it's already wrecked.

    • @drdankubus
      @drdankubus Рік тому +4

      A lot of these were done on purpose.

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 Рік тому

      Poor Chevy Tracker lol

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Рік тому +1

    9:15 I almost got a heart attack thinking that was that thing that shreds trees.
    holy shit lol

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 Рік тому +12

    I feel for the guy at the claw machine.

  • @brainlesseng
    @brainlesseng Рік тому +3

    At 3:55, you can see that life had other plans for that person!

  • @jbwarner8626
    @jbwarner8626 Рік тому +6

    5:34 This is why communication is key in any relationship.

    • @rhondaparr5739
      @rhondaparr5739 Рік тому +5

      Wrong, this is why dating toxic people is key in any relationship

    • @FreeTheDonbas
      @FreeTheDonbas Рік тому

      I think her message was made pretty clear.

    • @anonymousskunk
      @anonymousskunk Рік тому

      @@FreeTheDonbas and the only response to her message is to kick her ass to the curb.

    • @XxSleepy91xX
      @XxSleepy91xX Рік тому

      @@rhondaparr5739”This is why dating toxic ppl is key” ohhhhh my bad ill try that one next time lmao

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 10 місяців тому +1

    Watching this video reminded me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through the failures of other people's work. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lessons on what not to do to avoid making the same mistakes as them.

  • @AIFIdiot98
    @AIFIdiot98 3 місяці тому

    Watching goofy people at work and in life is a reminder that we are not alone in our mistakes. Hilarious!😂

  • @wilson5377
    @wilson5377 Рік тому +14

    0:03
    Failing to fix something & forgetting you're on a ladder is doubly painful.😖

    • @marilynwinslow676
      @marilynwinslow676 Рік тому

      Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac, whopper, they thought it was fucking FUNNY to try to snap my spine and fucking try to make me eat human remains. So that guys going straight to hell

    • @lorenzodarrigo3854
      @lorenzodarrigo3854 10 місяців тому

      yeah that's gotta hurt

  • @shxdow9807
    @shxdow9807 Рік тому +4

    12:54: there’s a whole fucking couch/chair behind him but this guy said: *let’s sit on the a glass table instead* 🤡🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @joecool4656
    @joecool4656 Рік тому +11

    5:40 this is grounds for breakup

    • @XxSleepy91xX
      @XxSleepy91xX Рік тому +4

      My mans did NOT deserve that 😢

    • @marilynwinslow676
      @marilynwinslow676 Рік тому

      I was just lucky.

    • @YLCinnasnail
      @YLCinnasnail Рік тому +2

      I would be so furious theyd be lucky if they could even get their phone.

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 3 місяці тому

      I wonder if that's the sister. What young couple would have a house that nice??

  • @pontusjohansson1097
    @pontusjohansson1097 10 місяців тому +1

    16:45 Nice save!

  • @shainedupuis2649
    @shainedupuis2649 Рік тому +1

    15:53 "We got it on tape" lol How does a kid that young know anything about tape lol

  • @nicholasbennett8006
    @nicholasbennett8006 Рік тому +4

    That guy at 4:30 😅 “hey? Fuck now??!”

  • @christhesmith
    @christhesmith Рік тому +5

    Let's have a moment to pay our respects to all those who have tried to start crappy McCulloch tools.

  • @Xphinity
    @Xphinity Рік тому +7

    10:05 that was about to get wayyyy worse too lol Cameraman came in clutch for sure

    • @ericjohns8522
      @ericjohns8522 Рік тому +1

      Hey Eric J! My name is Eric J too.

    • @Xphinity
      @Xphinity Рік тому

      @@ericjohns8522 J is my middle name, but shoutout to the comment lol

    • @Xphinity
      @Xphinity Рік тому

      @@ericjohns8522 And you have the best spelling for Eric! My man!!

    • @ericjohns8522
      @ericjohns8522 Рік тому

      @@Xphinity yea some people name it Erick or Errick and some like that. But instead of that, I like Eric.

    • @marilynwinslow676
      @marilynwinslow676 Рік тому

      Yep.

  • @jimboSleeeeiiice
    @jimboSleeeeiiice Рік тому +1

    The crash at 7:25 sounds like a sound effect from the Lego games

  • @Der_Dolmetscher
    @Der_Dolmetscher Рік тому

    „You look at some people and think to yourself 'what keeps these cretins alive?', because it isn’t brains.“
    - George Carlin

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Рік тому +7

    For 13:15, it helps to remember poor Chuck Connors nearly got lynched for the first known instance of shattering the backboard in professional basketball. Long before his stint on _The Rifleman_ Chuck was an athlete... and he pulled that stunt during the very first game of the Boston Celtics.

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Рік тому

      It was an ordinary jump shot. The equipment was defective.
      You have quite the imagination, champ.
      🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️