JB Smoove Hasn’t Read A Menu In 25 Years | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • According to JB, restaurant menus are for amateurs. Plus, JB teaches Conan to do a "half Heisman."
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  • @robotant181
    @robotant181 3 роки тому +295

    I love how JB not only addresses Conan when he speaks, but Andy as well. He doesn’t leave anyone out of the convo. Not many guests do that

    • @FernandoMoodyMusic
      @FernandoMoodyMusic 3 роки тому +11

      @J K dude is sharp. Can save awkward moments, and comes up with things quick. Remember when he broke the couch with that lame guest? Wasn't on accident.

    • @Juggtacula
      @Juggtacula 3 роки тому +8

      @J K Andy is the heart of Conan. He's the literal best part of the show aside from Coco himself. There's a reason he's been there since the 90's.

    • @ProWings79
      @ProWings79 3 роки тому +3

      Yep, loved how he called Conan "long and lean", paused mid joke, looked at Andy and said "no offense". Yeah, that was totally called for to remind Andy he is fat. Crowd got a good laugh though. Wait, no they didn't. They gasped.

    • @ProWings79
      @ProWings79 3 роки тому +1

      @@robotant181 Yeah, I mean other than that, everything was all good. In the 90s JB would have gotten more laughs at the fat joke. Kinda cringe in this day and age.

    • @gooneybird808
      @gooneybird808 3 роки тому

      So true JB is such a good dude

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 3 роки тому +39

    Honestly... for someone who isn't really picky about their food, coming into any restaurant and just ordering the unknown "special" is actually pretty damn genius! You get to experience the restaurant at it's supposed best AND you get a nice surprise dish! I'm legit gonna try this a few times at least!

    • @raytothez
      @raytothez 3 роки тому +10

      Some restaurants put the crap they want to get rid of on the special

    • @man_on_wheelz
      @man_on_wheelz 3 роки тому

      @@raytothez I thought about that too, I feel like I've actually heard that somewhere.

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway Рік тому

      @@man_on_wheelzAnthony bourdain lol

    • @askapk
      @askapk 6 місяців тому +1

      Out of curiosity... have you ever ordered the special yet since seeing this?

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 3 роки тому +98

    I want this man to stay at my house uninvited to give me advice.

  • @philipdavis33
    @philipdavis33 3 роки тому +45

    so for 25 years he has been eating food that they are trying to get rid of

  • @SouthernOregonOrgani
    @SouthernOregonOrgani 2 роки тому +6

    I love JB so much because it seems like he is genuinely have the time of his life having the human experience. There's something beautiful about it and I cant get enough of the man

  • @patrickbateman7453
    @patrickbateman7453 2 роки тому +13

    As a chef I appreciate JB’s treatment of waitstaff.

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 3 роки тому +52

    The audience coming back are great, but seeing Andy again on the show and part of the convo is the best thing here.

  • @mat5473
    @mat5473 3 роки тому +25

    When you uncross your legs over the table and then hold your foot in mid cross to burn your sock on the candle... People respect that.

  • @joshjacobs6276
    @joshjacobs6276 3 роки тому +121

    It's weird hearing uncensored f bombs on conan

    • @gregorywilliams8555
      @gregorywilliams8555 3 роки тому

      IKR!

    • @jabzt
      @jabzt 3 роки тому

      @@sij809 yeah probably because it was ending so they thought who cares anymore its not like they could get canceled lol.
      And It's cable so I don't think there are technically any rules it's just everyone chooses to not do anything crazy to be more marketable.

  • @tinytanks
    @tinytanks 3 роки тому +10

    3:17 lol i don't think I've ever seen JB break character like that

  • @Bennyboypwns
    @Bennyboypwns 3 роки тому +46

    I think JB and Jeff Goldblum would get along.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 3 роки тому +18

    The chefs will work their tails off and the waiter will spit in it.

  • @jasonkowens6820
    @jasonkowens6820 3 роки тому +15

    JB Smoove has no idea what the Heisman pose looks like 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hellomynameisname4270
    @hellomynameisname4270 3 роки тому +17

    "long and lean"
    looks at andy: "no offense"

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 3 роки тому +30

    With that type of attitude, I'd think he'd get the "Extra Special" Special.

    • @Schtiel
      @Schtiel 3 роки тому +7

      How to get your food spat in for 25 years.

    • @fifthhoven
      @fifthhoven 3 роки тому

      It's not attitude, attitude is what you can't control... He's too bright for you, as are likely professional waiters in any decent place. (If one even believes it's not made up. But regardless, there is no primitive malice and ego in what he does.)

    • @carolinaSolid19
      @carolinaSolid19 3 роки тому +6

      @@fifthhoven This is the dumbest thing I've ever read

  • @favorite09
    @favorite09 3 роки тому +26

    I see Conan is only having his best guests on for these final weeks 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
    I'm gonna miss you Conan!! 💜❤️💙

    • @LT-lr4qe
      @LT-lr4qe 3 роки тому +1

      He said hes gonna miss u too and ty

  • @couvi315
    @couvi315 3 роки тому +4

    Didn’t realize how funny JB is. He spits a ton of jokes per minute that land well!

  • @richardwatson5437
    @richardwatson5437 3 роки тому +4

    I feel I know Conan so well, that when he tries to interject at 0:28 and 0:54 I hear the joke he's trying to make, something like 'When my wife tells me "Do you," she immediately regrets it.'

  • @stevenr12
    @stevenr12 3 роки тому +5

    JB is one of the most inspirational people on the planet. IT'S UP TO THE CHEF TO IMPRESS ME!

  • @jasonw8283
    @jasonw8283 3 роки тому +5

    The fact this is all improv is amazing. JB is the best at this. Zero was scripted except for the question from Conan

    • @nonpondo_
      @nonpondo_ 7 місяців тому

      Not exactly, a lot of it is from an old bit of his, but I've only seen it in one place, if you look up "jb smoove lobster" on UA-cam you can find a screen recording of it, it was at a cbc comedy festival but it's over of my favorite bits of all time because of how off the rail it gets, I really wish i could see it somewhere else

  • @GaryHess
    @GaryHess 3 роки тому +22

    JB is one of the funniest comedians today.

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty 3 роки тому +2

    J.B. Smoove is a class act in my book.

  • @gheller2261
    @gheller2261 3 роки тому +27

    Except anyone who knows anything about restaurants knows that the specials are typically made out of food they are trying to get rid of before it goes bad and cannot be sold.

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries 3 роки тому +12

      yeah that was my first thought. though that's not true of classy places.

    • @dethrumar
      @dethrumar 3 роки тому +4

      not at expensive spots lol

    • @ErnestShackleton924
      @ErnestShackleton924 3 роки тому

      Not anymore, it’s what places can afford to pay for

    • @Darkwing2003
      @Darkwing2003 Рік тому

      its a joke genius

  • @MindTired
    @MindTired 2 роки тому +1

    Doing his best Leon impersonation

  • @gregboyko7468
    @gregboyko7468 3 роки тому +4

    Love how jb talks there's a guy I used to work with who was just like him

  • @MrSharkystyle
    @MrSharkystyle 3 роки тому +3

    JB Smoove is a fool. Love that guy. Always makes me laugh 😂

  • @uptone12111
    @uptone12111 3 роки тому +1

    JB..so funny love him

  • @colorcombinations7387
    @colorcombinations7387 11 місяців тому +1

    "Bring me the special! Let the chef impress me!"
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru."

  • @Technus
    @Technus 3 роки тому +2

    I can't look at JB without imagining Bebop in his place.

  • @Surya_BZA
    @Surya_BZA 3 роки тому +5

    Hope they do the nut spoon sketch again

  • @fredirecko
    @fredirecko 3 роки тому +4

    I thought I was the only one who did the sock thing…

  • @IronicUseOfElectrons
    @IronicUseOfElectrons 3 роки тому +6

    Floating to eat the pie on the window sill I see!

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому +2

    I hate to be the one to break the news, but after 24 years working in restaurants and bars around the world, sometimes the special really is just stuff we want to get rid of, either bc it won’t be good for much longer, we ordered too much, or we know a premium price doesn’t always correlate with a premium meal. A lot of times yes, but sometimes no.

  • @texasaggie85
    @texasaggie85 3 роки тому

    “Bitch perfect” 😂

  • @gggooding
    @gggooding 3 роки тому +2

    JB Smoove, you got it right, baby. I own a restaurant in CA. Just get The Special. What else could you ever want? I mean, it's literally special! (Tbc, my joint doesn't have specials.)

  • @stuartcarter944
    @stuartcarter944 2 роки тому

    "right socks" made me spit take

  • @Bulldog_skin
    @Bulldog_skin 3 роки тому +1

    JB Smoove is a national treasure

  • @mikeoppart
    @mikeoppart 3 роки тому +1

    Burn your leg to assert dominance... got it

  • @Enqalabe
    @Enqalabe 3 роки тому +3

    JB is the funniest guest on Conan's show. He just takes it to a different level.

  • @fifthhoven
    @fifthhoven 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome guest.

  • @seachange5638
    @seachange5638 3 роки тому +1

    JB is still hilarious!

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 3 роки тому

    Till his sock starts to smoke lol

  • @MrSHIV923
    @MrSHIV923 3 роки тому +1

    Uncensored!!

  • @rscoops3986
    @rscoops3986 3 роки тому +12

    This man is dripping wet in charisma, absolutely saturated - Lets just say he brings the ruckus.

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn 3 роки тому

    JB Smoove. Entertaining.

  • @estradaj777
    @estradaj777 3 роки тому

    Conan is one of the greatest, like Carson and Letterman

  • @JohnDoe-kf7md
    @JohnDoe-kf7md 3 роки тому

    JB has one of the best voice acting lines in GTA 5, change my mind.

  • @ridethespiral1219
    @ridethespiral1219 3 роки тому +1

    As a chef, this guy is the FOH's worst nightmare

  • @mygirl1129
    @mygirl1129 3 роки тому

    🤣I’ll have the awesomesauce that is JB Smoove!

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 3 роки тому

    I haven't either, come to think of it.

  • @tyylit
    @tyylit 3 роки тому

    confidence level 100

  • @birhan2006
    @birhan2006 2 роки тому

    Yes, those confusing comedians are my favorites

  • @angel25003
    @angel25003 3 роки тому

    This is the guy from that pixar movie

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley 3 роки тому +8

    JB is one of the best, so dang funny. However...."The special" just might include spit and pubes

  • @arsenalarsenalCOYG
    @arsenalarsenalCOYG 3 роки тому +2

    Am I the only one who gets slightly offended when someone insults Andy? 😂

  • @justind9858
    @justind9858 3 роки тому

    Funniest man alive

  • @nvi9904
    @nvi9904 2 роки тому

    Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris

  • @christophersananikone2302
    @christophersananikone2302 3 роки тому

    People respect that

  • @andrewfrey5562
    @andrewfrey5562 3 роки тому +1

    Has anyone had an easier job than Andy?

  • @trax72
    @trax72 3 роки тому +2

    For a second I thought Conan said bitch perfect. XD

  • @hopephoenix5125
    @hopephoenix5125 2 роки тому

    Hilarious

  • @moorbilt
    @moorbilt 3 роки тому

    Skinny P. O’Neil

  • @LegitBacKd00rNiNJa69
    @LegitBacKd00rNiNJa69 3 роки тому

    Wasn't he on just a few weeks ago

  • @quinnready2936
    @quinnready2936 3 роки тому

    Real talk he looks like he’s about to sell me some Quaker oatmeal

  • @Carfeu
    @Carfeu 3 роки тому

    Don’t go at Andy like that bro

  • @ProWings79
    @ProWings79 3 роки тому +2

    Was it that necessary to call out Andy for being overweight at 0:50? Kinda cringe.

    • @caseyquinn9282
      @caseyquinn9282 3 роки тому

      Yes, because it was funny

    • @ProWings79
      @ProWings79 3 роки тому +2

      @@caseyquinn9282 No one in the audience laughed. But that's good for you that you thought it was funny. You deserve a cookie.

  • @statelineLife
    @statelineLife 3 роки тому

    Wasn't he in SOUL?

  • @kenny5466
    @kenny5466 3 роки тому +11

    Isn't "the special" just made up of left over ingredients that didn't sell and are about to go off? Never order the special ...or the lasagne. My only two food rules. :p

    • @ChrisXIllustratesXGaming
      @ChrisXIllustratesXGaming 3 роки тому +3

      Shhh don't ruin his fantasy.

    • @carolinaSolid19
      @carolinaSolid19 3 роки тому +6

      Found the guy who's never worked in a restaurant and has no idea what they're talking about...

    • @unclebob7052
      @unclebob7052 3 роки тому

      Maby the chefs want to get creative?

  • @JimmyRingz
    @JimmyRingz 3 роки тому +1

    He's like a smoove criminal. Leon don't give a f what you think, just bring him the special.

  • @gregorywilliams8555
    @gregorywilliams8555 3 роки тому +3

    Since When Did Conan Allow Ppl2️⃣Cuss On His Show?

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 3 роки тому +10

    Too bad “specials” usually aren’t too special, but rather a way of using up stuff that’s about to spoil.

    • @suedenim
      @suedenim 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on the restaurant, apparently, with lesser restaurants more likely to take that approach.

    • @marksummers666
      @marksummers666 3 роки тому

      My thought exactly 🤣🤣

    • @carolinaSolid19
      @carolinaSolid19 3 роки тому +2

      You're eating at the wrong restaurants my friend.

  • @troykruse5161
    @troykruse5161 3 роки тому +1

    Someone’s a little full of themselves

  • @06marsol
    @06marsol 3 роки тому

    What???

  • @bubbabeats11
    @bubbabeats11 Рік тому

    Gus don'r read menus,

  • @tekarts
    @tekarts 3 роки тому +1

    Smooth, real smooth! NOT!

  • @A2L124
    @A2L124 3 роки тому

    will there be an IV with zach galifianakis?

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 3 роки тому

    so sad TBS could not keep Conan, Not being able to be on cable tv, or a main network, I think this might be the end of his popularity, and he was the elder statesman now.

    • @kylejscheffler
      @kylejscheffler 3 роки тому +2

      He's going to HBO Max, one of the biggest streaming platforms. Hell, they post a lot of Last Week Tonight on UA-cam as well, I assume they'd do similar with Conan.

  • @deek4515
    @deek4515 3 роки тому +1

    Why are they sitting so far away from each other? Are none of them vaccinated?

  • @Lonelyhans81
    @Lonelyhans81 2 роки тому

    He's funny on curb but his standup is abysmal

  • @HugoLopez-vz5rj
    @HugoLopez-vz5rj 3 роки тому +1

    When did Conan start the fake Jimmy Fallon laugh?

  • @Dr.Sizzle
    @Dr.Sizzle 3 роки тому +1

    It's not the chefs job to impress you sir.