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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @americantoastman7296
    @americantoastman7296 Рік тому +765

    albino the kinda guy to execute someone for having a typo in their entry permit and say "just following orders"

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid Рік тому +25

      while breaking a smile at them

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +5

      I don't blame him, maybe next time don't get a typo on your papers and make sure you're able to cross without problems.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +3

      ​@@testhekidas he should I mean it's rude not to but hey what's up.

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid Рік тому +2

      @@wealthybone2990 job etiquette says so, also sup

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому +3

      why his neck weird? did he hurt his throat from too much gawk gawk

  • @donniedooo
    @donniedooo Рік тому +940

    Albingus you murdered a child… amazing work! That right there is why you’re the best boss! the one and only!

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому +14

      But he isnt Albingus you dingus pingus

    • @Xarros1
      @Xarros1 Рік тому

      @@taylorjacquez7451 Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala

    • @torchrrrr
      @torchrrrr Рік тому +11

      made me realise how much i want albino to play the MGS collection when it comes out later this year

  • @papapepper9761
    @papapepper9761 Рік тому +453

    I'm wholly convinced Albino would just subject all these poor ppl to labor.

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому +2

      Like any other person would? Really.

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo Рік тому +6

      The Swedish grindset

    • @Sombodydumb
      @Sombodydumb Рік тому +2

      Who wouldnt we're only human after all dont put the blame on him

  • @stf29
    @stf29 Рік тому +262

    Do you guys ever wonder if Bino has accidentally said “fat” out loud when passing someone in public

  • @thefunborgpl
    @thefunborgpl Рік тому +289

    this video was fact checked by real arstotzkan patriots
    ✅true✅

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому

      So...its false then?

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      no, only the most biased ultra patriots of arstotzka have checked. that is how you know it is good, comrade. Glory to Arstotzka!@@taylorjacquez7451

    • @Green13Gaming
      @Green13Gaming Рік тому

      @@taylorjacquez7451 experts say it is true

  • @dirtycheeto4350
    @dirtycheeto4350 Рік тому +57

    "It's expired"
    "please let me through..."
    "no, fat"

  • @EBhero
    @EBhero Рік тому +107

    The small edits of the documents are hilarious!

  • @pizzarollwithagun4730
    @pizzarollwithagun4730 3 місяці тому +5

    5:37 oh... so that's where he went.

  • @eutanaciomendelez5321
    @eutanaciomendelez5321 Рік тому +386

    Imagine losing to papers

  • @morganpriest7726
    @morganpriest7726 Рік тому +140

    The sequel to papers, please: papers, NOW

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 Рік тому +96

    It's all fun and games until Bino decides to cross the border himself

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +25

    Idk who recommended him to play this game but thank you, I'm so happy to see my favorite schizophrenic Finnish streamer play a simulator of his homeland and reliving his days as a border officer. Fr tho I'm happy he's playing this because I love this game, one of the best games ever made and it's got a short film aswell which was nice but surprisingly i haven't played this yet but I will someday.

  • @thomasoreilly857
    @thomasoreilly857 Рік тому +29

    Least insane border patrol member:

  • @RD-CU
    @RD-CU Рік тому +27

    12:21 A typical customs control worker moment:

  • @Echo_ohc3
    @Echo_ohc3 Рік тому +415

    Mr.Albino, please put down the gun😭. We can discuss this

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 Рік тому +4

      just checking if my memory is ok
      your pfp is of a character called spider right?

    • @justsomeguy5298
      @justsomeguy5298 Рік тому +9

      He's not taking any fucking chances

    • @Echo_ohc3
      @Echo_ohc3 Рік тому +4

      @@exorias625 Yeah, her name is Spider.

    • @uberblaster313
      @uberblaster313 Рік тому +3

      You shall PERISH INTO THE SHADOW REALM, SPOODER!

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 Рік тому +1

      @@uberblaster313 considering that spider is cute when shes not trying to kill you i suggest you give her a headpat and move on

  • @Devonator2315
    @Devonator2315 Рік тому +20

    I wish bingo would stop trying to put anthrax in my city's water supply

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 Рік тому +10

    13:51 "Dancers at Grestin club found Dead! : newly immigrated girls victims of human trafficking"
    "Glory to Arstotzka"
    lord have mercy

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      i was watching while i noticed he let in one of the sex worker women pass instead of taking the good route lol your choices have consenquences

  • @wilsonv7117
    @wilsonv7117 Рік тому +3

    2:58 I never thought abt how the soldier probably didn’t want to shoot the guy until the bomb was thrown but it’s too late since it’s only the first couple days of PP:(

  • @rhinoman4801
    @rhinoman4801 Рік тому +19

    Lets goo. New Bino update always makes me happy

  • @clowdyglasses
    @clowdyglasses Рік тому +8

    the editing in this video is insane! good job doodlez :)

  • @dust6711
    @dust6711 Рік тому +5

    dw bino, we'll just act like this is the first papers please video to make you feel better

  • @grandis_
    @grandis_ Рік тому +1

    14:55 Based Albino rejecting modernity

  • @lordoxyn5099
    @lordoxyn5099 Рік тому +1

    The entire plot of this game is the reason: "I don't care AT ALL. All Kolechians get out, denial"

  • @IDESTROYER236
    @IDESTROYER236 Рік тому +4

    3:49 had me rolling.

  • @user-rk9su1jc4c
    @user-rk9su1jc4c Рік тому +3

    based streamer playing on difficulty they enjoy

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 Рік тому +3

    Lost to papers OMEGALUL

  • @WikiED
    @WikiED Рік тому +3

    Difficulty affects only that it gives +20$ a day, the only thing it'd change is that while ppl do the skip-pay-skip-pay necessities Albino would just pay for more of them. No real gameplay change.

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      so its required to get the best ending since you need cash cash money to escape with jorjis passports

  • @spooksmcgee8790
    @spooksmcgee8790 Рік тому +4

    Based and Document pilled.

  • @stanleytheworst8485
    @stanleytheworst8485 Рік тому +4

    the papers please me, good video

  • @mrmora1673
    @mrmora1673 Рік тому +1

    Very interesting that albino is actually the nicest government worker in arstoska

  • @phiphi2209
    @phiphi2209 Рік тому +1

    That Doc edit was perfect lol

  • @MeWhne
    @MeWhne Рік тому +1

    My favorite Finnish UA-camr.

  • @eliot6989
    @eliot6989 Рік тому +1

    Albino coming back after fucking up the last time so hard just to redeem himself is funny

  • @frogge47
    @frogge47 Рік тому +6

    14:37 is basically the 21 century

  • @trosiss
    @trosiss Рік тому +2

    made me open my steam at 14:37

  • @jellyraider7536
    @jellyraider7536 Рік тому

    The first guy you get after a rule is added is always clear.

  • @haikuheroism6495
    @haikuheroism6495 Рік тому +2

    literally ragequit lmao

  • @garygilbenson
    @garygilbenson Рік тому +1

    doodlez did great with this

  • @secrom36
    @secrom36 Рік тому +1

    Bino villain arc

  • @lordospice8985
    @lordospice8985 Рік тому

    Someone learned how to use the scanner XD

  • @theterribleanimator1793
    @theterribleanimator1793 Рік тому +3

    as soon as the game starts getting dificult he gives up. Sad.

    • @LozerLudo
      @LozerLudo Рік тому +3

      i don't remember very well but i think in the first papers please video he said he has dyslexia or something that makes reading harder from what i recall. Could be wrong tho.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 Рік тому +3

      @@LozerLudo thats coping and you know it.
      Also i'm joking, the game deriberately doesnt tell you stuff and makes rules ambigous or poorly explained and youre supposed to figure it out on your own. I dont blame him for getting it wrong thrice in a row.
      He is still cringe tho.

  • @FinalTry
    @FinalTry Рік тому

    Great Video. Anybody have an idea on when Fear and Hunger 2 Vids are coming?

  • @nanoco1000
    @nanoco1000 Рік тому

    i'm so glad you came back to this game :)

  • @poundweed3499
    @poundweed3499 Рік тому

    That "Albino you fucking idiot" intro was foul💀

  • @AnotherSkeletor
    @AnotherSkeletor Рік тому +3

    Paradiznuts, gotem
    also: 15:49, idź się jebać, kolego.

  • @afrightenedsloth
    @afrightenedsloth Рік тому

    Albino… The Rain World calls to you…

  • @I6_Luke
    @I6_Luke Рік тому

    At this point it's not even Papers Please.
    It's Give Me Papers.

  • @alecdevlin2991
    @alecdevlin2991 Рік тому

    3:47 lol the only fans card

  • @redmist6630
    @redmist6630 Рік тому

    glory to artstotska

  • @CryonicVevo
    @CryonicVevo Рік тому

    Happy Yakuza Friday Albino

  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener Рік тому

    bingo didn't detain the hunam trafficker, it's so joever

  • @heavywithsecrets
    @heavywithsecrets 6 місяців тому

    >immediately becomes racist in a position of power
    the bino we all know and love

  • @Zamerel
    @Zamerel Рік тому +1

    I love you Doodlez

  • @sokmalinowy6038
    @sokmalinowy6038 Рік тому

    why albongos neck hurt??!! vampire?!?!?!

  • @kamajamalaks
    @kamajamalaks Рік тому

    Finally, Albino slop

  • @smugskeletor193
    @smugskeletor193 Рік тому

    Remember, no Kolechian

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen Рік тому +1

    what's the song at 2:01 called? I've wondered for a while now but couldn't find out

  • @gold_goblin3272
    @gold_goblin3272 Рік тому +2

    Who's editing it!!!
    😏You sexy AhA

  • @boqk
    @boqk Рік тому +2

    Can a brotha get a paper, please?

  • @LemmahDisapproves
    @LemmahDisapproves 9 місяців тому

    Unemployed streamer gets filtered by the concept of actual job

  • @lolhuman25
    @lolhuman25 Рік тому

    Based eastern european discrimination, glad to see we're not the only ones that hate ourselves.

  • @the_voices_wont_stop
    @the_voices_wont_stop Рік тому +2

    As a terrorist i am offended by this video

  • @Toast_5588
    @Toast_5588 Рік тому

    paper

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa Рік тому

    Go white boy go!

  • @ayemate2945
    @ayemate2945 Рік тому +3

    Me gusta ver como el Señor Not Albino se le pasa algunas informaciones algo obvias, estoy seguro que se esfuerza mucho! 😄

  • @emptyelephants
    @emptyelephants Рік тому

    please papers

  • @l3dcobra120
    @l3dcobra120 Рік тому +1

    I just 100%'d this game last night after owning it for 8 years and albino uploads it the next day. What the fuck

  • @GamesforCykits
    @GamesforCykits Рік тому

    Based opion i agree with the not albino oh boy

  • @peppereater2637
    @peppereater2637 Рік тому

    more PP

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Рік тому +11

    The EasternFans edit was great.

  • @wearenumberone1111
    @wearenumberone1111 Рік тому

    I thought he didnt like speedrunning games

  • @anthonyjr100
    @anthonyjr100 Рік тому

    Anyone know the name of that ghibli esque song in the intro?

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 Рік тому

    7:15 🤣🤣

  • @guttvarg3973
    @guttvarg3973 Рік тому +1

    gæming

  • @deimos4393
    @deimos4393 Рік тому

    Maggot man

  • @Gutswitdaboof710
    @Gutswitdaboof710 Рік тому

    I don’t even give a fuck what game I’m watching I just want to see funny Norwegian man play something and make it silly as fuck

  • @shwn8286
    @shwn8286 Рік тому

    yeah

  • @meisuiscooler
    @meisuiscooler Рік тому +3

    Need longer edited videos

  • @basketcaseface813
    @basketcaseface813 Рік тому

    I farted

  • @monkeyking2721
    @monkeyking2721 Рік тому

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @sparky3341
    @sparky3341 Рік тому

    mr bino what happened to fear and hunger 2

  • @Teomile
    @Teomile Рік тому

    Fear and hunger 2 when? 😶‍🌫️

  • @Echok2ller
    @Echok2ller Рік тому

    Jorji is so funny

  • @wiizyy3333
    @wiizyy3333 Рік тому

    did you do surgery to your vocal chords or something?

  • @santinor.c.1365
    @santinor.c.1365 Рік тому

    how did he install mods ?

  • @lettersandnumbersand
    @lettersandnumbersand Рік тому

    You are a handsome ass man bro have a nice day

  • @Noname-m7q8w
    @Noname-m7q8w Рік тому

    Timofey is a real name, btw. My parents named me that way :)

  • @KatLovesUU
    @KatLovesUU Рік тому

    balls

  • @meisuiscooler
    @meisuiscooler Рік тому

    please

  • @noel3850
    @noel3850 Рік тому

    noita?

  • @Raf99
    @Raf99 Рік тому

    Gg

  • @Noobwater
    @Noobwater Рік тому +1

    Rage quit Randal

  • @thecreep7147
    @thecreep7147 10 місяців тому

    Fuck the editor for the steam messanger sound at 14:36

  • @nou8913
    @nou8913 Рік тому

    Huh?
    Huh?

  • @groovy8469
    @groovy8469 Рік тому +3

    📄

  • @koin799
    @koin799 Рік тому

    dc gang

  • @impactpremium1053
    @impactpremium1053 Рік тому

    Song at 0:11?

    • @baslaven848
      @baslaven848 8 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rBA9Gqpk_Po/v-deo.html

  • @dhomic2638
    @dhomic2638 Рік тому +1

    Dhomic

  • @TheMadDoc49
    @TheMadDoc49 Рік тому

    But I am

  • @sukulele792
    @sukulele792 Рік тому

    tjuesjuene i tolvte lol