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  • @americantoastman7296
    @americantoastman7296 Рік тому +798

    albino the kinda guy to execute someone for having a typo in their entry permit and say "just following orders"

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid Рік тому +26

      while breaking a smile at them

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +6

      I don't blame him, maybe next time don't get a typo on your papers and make sure you're able to cross without problems.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +3

      ​@@testhekidas he should I mean it's rude not to but hey what's up.

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid Рік тому +2

      @@wealthybone2990 job etiquette says so, also sup

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому +3

      why his neck weird? did he hurt his throat from too much gawk gawk

  • @donniedooo
    @donniedooo Рік тому +960

    Albingus you murdered a child… amazing work! That right there is why you’re the best boss! the one and only!

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому +14

      But he isnt Albingus you dingus pingus

    • @Xarros1
      @Xarros1 Рік тому

      @@taylorjacquez7451 Kuopion Yliopistollinen Sairaala

    • @torchrrrr
      @torchrrrr Рік тому +11

      made me realise how much i want albino to play the MGS collection when it comes out later this year

  • @papapepper9761
    @papapepper9761 Рік тому +467

    I'm wholly convinced Albino would just subject all these poor ppl to labor.

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому +3

      Like any other person would? Really.

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo Рік тому +8

      The Swedish grindset

    • @Sombodydumb
      @Sombodydumb Рік тому +3

      Who wouldnt we're only human after all dont put the blame on him

  • @stf29
    @stf29 Рік тому +276

    Do you guys ever wonder if Bino has accidentally said “fat” out loud when passing someone in public

  • @dirtycheeto4350
    @dirtycheeto4350 Рік тому +70

    "It's expired"
    "please let me through..."
    "no, fat"

  • @thefunborgpl
    @thefunborgpl Рік тому +302

    this video was fact checked by real arstotzkan patriots
    ✅true✅

    • @taylorjacquez7451
      @taylorjacquez7451 Рік тому

      So...its false then?

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      no, only the most biased ultra patriots of arstotzka have checked. that is how you know it is good, comrade. Glory to Arstotzka!@@taylorjacquez7451

    • @Green13Gaming
      @Green13Gaming Рік тому

      @@taylorjacquez7451 experts say it is true

  • @EBhero
    @EBhero Рік тому +109

    The small edits of the documents are hilarious!

  • @morganpriest7726
    @morganpriest7726 Рік тому +145

    The sequel to papers, please: papers, NOW

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 Рік тому +97

    It's all fun and games until Bino decides to cross the border himself

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Рік тому +25

    Idk who recommended him to play this game but thank you, I'm so happy to see my favorite schizophrenic Finnish streamer play a simulator of his homeland and reliving his days as a border officer. Fr tho I'm happy he's playing this because I love this game, one of the best games ever made and it's got a short film aswell which was nice but surprisingly i haven't played this yet but I will someday.

  • @eutanaciomendelez5321
    @eutanaciomendelez5321 Рік тому +389

    Imagine losing to papers

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 Рік тому +10

    13:51 "Dancers at Grestin club found Dead! : newly immigrated girls victims of human trafficking"
    "Glory to Arstotzka"
    lord have mercy

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      i was watching while i noticed he let in one of the sex worker women pass instead of taking the good route lol your choices have consenquences

  • @thomasoreilly857
    @thomasoreilly857 Рік тому +30

    Least insane border patrol member:

  • @RD-CU
    @RD-CU Рік тому +27

    12:21 A typical customs control worker moment:

  • @Echo_ohc3
    @Echo_ohc3 Рік тому +416

    Mr.Albino, please put down the gun😭. We can discuss this

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 Рік тому +4

      just checking if my memory is ok
      your pfp is of a character called spider right?

    • @justsomeguy5298
      @justsomeguy5298 Рік тому +9

      He's not taking any fucking chances

    • @Echo_ohc3
      @Echo_ohc3 Рік тому +4

      @@exorias625 Yeah, her name is Spider.

    • @uberblaster313
      @uberblaster313 Рік тому +3

      You shall PERISH INTO THE SHADOW REALM, SPOODER!

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 Рік тому +1

      @@uberblaster313 considering that spider is cute when shes not trying to kill you i suggest you give her a headpat and move on

  • @Devonator2315
    @Devonator2315 Рік тому +20

    I wish bingo would stop trying to put anthrax in my city's water supply

  • @clowdyglasses
    @clowdyglasses Рік тому +8

    the editing in this video is insane! good job doodlez :)

  • @rhinoman4801
    @rhinoman4801 Рік тому +19

    Lets goo. New Bino update always makes me happy

  • @pizzarollwithagun4730
    @pizzarollwithagun4730 6 місяців тому +6

    5:37 oh... so that's where he went.

  • @grandis_
    @grandis_ Рік тому +1

    14:55 Based Albino rejecting modernity

  • @dust6711
    @dust6711 Рік тому +5

    dw bino, we'll just act like this is the first papers please video to make you feel better

  • @wilsonv7117
    @wilsonv7117 Рік тому +3

    2:58 I never thought abt how the soldier probably didn’t want to shoot the guy until the bomb was thrown but it’s too late since it’s only the first couple days of PP:(

  • @lordoxyn5099
    @lordoxyn5099 Рік тому +1

    The entire plot of this game is the reason: "I don't care AT ALL. All Kolechians get out, denial"

  • @IDESTROYER236
    @IDESTROYER236 Рік тому +4

    3:49 had me rolling.

  • @user-rk9su1jc4c
    @user-rk9su1jc4c Рік тому +3

    based streamer playing on difficulty they enjoy

  • @stanleytheworst8485
    @stanleytheworst8485 Рік тому +5

    the papers please me, good video

  • @spooksmcgee8790
    @spooksmcgee8790 Рік тому +4

    Based and Document pilled.

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 Рік тому +3

    Lost to papers OMEGALUL

  • @MeWhne
    @MeWhne Рік тому +1

    My favorite Finnish UA-camr.

  • @mrmora1673
    @mrmora1673 Рік тому +1

    Very interesting that albino is actually the nicest government worker in arstoska

  • @eliot6989
    @eliot6989 Рік тому +1

    Albino coming back after fucking up the last time so hard just to redeem himself is funny

  • @WikiED
    @WikiED Рік тому +3

    Difficulty affects only that it gives +20$ a day, the only thing it'd change is that while ppl do the skip-pay-skip-pay necessities Albino would just pay for more of them. No real gameplay change.

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Рік тому

      so its required to get the best ending since you need cash cash money to escape with jorjis passports

  • @frogge47
    @frogge47 Рік тому +6

    14:37 is basically the 21 century

  • @phiphi2209
    @phiphi2209 Рік тому +1

    That Doc edit was perfect lol

  • @nanoco1000
    @nanoco1000 Рік тому

    i'm so glad you came back to this game :)

  • @jellyraider7536
    @jellyraider7536 Рік тому

    The first guy you get after a rule is added is always clear.

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen Рік тому +2

    what's the song at 2:01 called? I've wondered for a while now but couldn't find out

  • @garygilbenson
    @garygilbenson Рік тому +1

    doodlez did great with this

  • @theterribleanimator1793
    @theterribleanimator1793 Рік тому +4

    as soon as the game starts getting dificult he gives up. Sad.

    • @LozerLudo
      @LozerLudo Рік тому +3

      i don't remember very well but i think in the first papers please video he said he has dyslexia or something that makes reading harder from what i recall. Could be wrong tho.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 Рік тому +3

      @@LozerLudo thats coping and you know it.
      Also i'm joking, the game deriberately doesnt tell you stuff and makes rules ambigous or poorly explained and youre supposed to figure it out on your own. I dont blame him for getting it wrong thrice in a row.
      He is still cringe tho.

  • @haikuheroism6495
    @haikuheroism6495 Рік тому +2

    literally ragequit lmao

  • @I6_Luke
    @I6_Luke Рік тому

    At this point it's not even Papers Please.
    It's Give Me Papers.

  • @afrightenedsloth
    @afrightenedsloth Рік тому

    Albino… The Rain World calls to you…

  • @trosiss
    @trosiss Рік тому +2

    made me open my steam at 14:37

  • @CryonicVevo
    @CryonicVevo Рік тому

    Happy Yakuza Friday Albino

  • @heavywithsecrets
    @heavywithsecrets 8 місяців тому

    >immediately becomes racist in a position of power
    the bino we all know and love

  • @poundweed3499
    @poundweed3499 Рік тому

    That "Albino you fucking idiot" intro was foul💀

  • @lordospice8985
    @lordospice8985 Рік тому

    Someone learned how to use the scanner XD

  • @AnotherSkeletor
    @AnotherSkeletor Рік тому +3

    Paradiznuts, gotem
    also: 15:49, idź się jebać, kolego.

  • @secrom36
    @secrom36 Рік тому +1

    Bino villain arc

  • @the_voices_wont_stop
    @the_voices_wont_stop Рік тому +2

    As a terrorist i am offended by this video

  • @LemmahDisapproves
    @LemmahDisapproves 11 місяців тому

    Unemployed streamer gets filtered by the concept of actual job

  • @sokmalinowy6038
    @sokmalinowy6038 Рік тому

    why albongos neck hurt??!! vampire?!?!?!

  • @wiizyy3333
    @wiizyy3333 Рік тому

    did you do surgery to your vocal chords or something?

  • @redmist6630
    @redmist6630 Рік тому

    glory to artstotska

  • @Zamerel
    @Zamerel Рік тому +1

    I love you Doodlez

  • @LoneCactus-VEVO
    @LoneCactus-VEVO Рік тому

    Based eastern european discrimination, glad to see we're not the only ones that hate ourselves.

  • @alecdevlin2991
    @alecdevlin2991 Рік тому

    3:47 lol the only fans card

  • @FinalTry
    @FinalTry Рік тому

    Great Video. Anybody have an idea on when Fear and Hunger 2 Vids are coming?

  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener Рік тому

    bingo didn't detain the hunam trafficker, it's so joever

  • @l3dcobra120
    @l3dcobra120 Рік тому +1

    I just 100%'d this game last night after owning it for 8 years and albino uploads it the next day. What the fuck

  • @ayemate2945
    @ayemate2945 Рік тому +3

    Me gusta ver como el Señor Not Albino se le pasa algunas informaciones algo obvias, estoy seguro que se esfuerza mucho! 😄

  • @smugskeletor193
    @smugskeletor193 Рік тому

    Remember, no Kolechian

  • @kamajamalaks
    @kamajamalaks Рік тому

    Finally, Albino slop

  • @gold_goblin3272
    @gold_goblin3272 Рік тому +2

    Who's editing it!!!
    😏You sexy AhA

  • @boqk
    @boqk Рік тому +2

    Can a brotha get a paper, please?

  • @anthonyjr100
    @anthonyjr100 Рік тому

    Anyone know the name of that ghibli esque song in the intro?

  • @Toast_5588
    @Toast_5588 Рік тому

    paper

  • @shwn8286
    @shwn8286 Рік тому

    yeah

  • @emptyelephants
    @emptyelephants Рік тому

    please papers

  • @sparky3341
    @sparky3341 Рік тому

    mr bino what happened to fear and hunger 2

  • @wearenumberone1111
    @wearenumberone1111 Рік тому

    I thought he didnt like speedrunning games

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa Рік тому

    Go white boy go!

  • @Gutswitdaboof710
    @Gutswitdaboof710 Рік тому

    I don’t even give a fuck what game I’m watching I just want to see funny Norwegian man play something and make it silly as fuck

  • @santinor.c.1365
    @santinor.c.1365 Рік тому

    how did he install mods ?

  • @Teomile
    @Teomile Рік тому

    Fear and hunger 2 when? 😶‍🌫️

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Рік тому +11

    The EasternFans edit was great.

  • @thecreep7777
    @thecreep7777 Рік тому

    Fuck the editor for the steam messanger sound at 14:36

  • @noel3850
    @noel3850 Рік тому

    noita?

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 Рік тому

    7:15 🤣🤣

  • @GamesforCykits
    @GamesforCykits Рік тому

    Based opion i agree with the not albino oh boy

  • @Noname-m7q8w
    @Noname-m7q8w Рік тому

    Timofey is a real name, btw. My parents named me that way :)

  • @meisuiscooler
    @meisuiscooler Рік тому +3

    Need longer edited videos

  • @impactpremium1053
    @impactpremium1053 Рік тому

    Song at 0:11?

    • @baslaven848
      @baslaven848 10 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rBA9Gqpk_Po/v-deo.html

    • @Chabascus
      @Chabascus 2 місяці тому

      Reflections by Toshifumi hinata

    • @impactpremium1053
      @impactpremium1053 2 місяці тому

      @@ChabascusThank you joly sheibse

  • @jaba2739
    @jaba2739 Рік тому

    Smash content when?

  • @peppereater2637
    @peppereater2637 Рік тому

    more PP

  • @blobvisfan666
    @blobvisfan666 Рік тому

    13:03 Yo can anyone tell me what he said here? Seems to have cut it out because it was too based, judging by the chat.

  • @basketcaseface813
    @basketcaseface813 Рік тому

    I farted

  • @monkeyking2721
    @monkeyking2721 Рік тому

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @guttvarg3973
    @guttvarg3973 Рік тому +1

    gæming

  • @lettersandnumbersand
    @lettersandnumbersand Рік тому

    You are a handsome ass man bro have a nice day

  • @deimos4393
    @deimos4393 Рік тому

    Maggot man

  • @meisuiscooler
    @meisuiscooler Рік тому

    please

  • @Echok2ller
    @Echok2ller Рік тому

    Jorji is so funny

  • @emilymccown7678
    @emilymccown7678 Рік тому +4

    14:36 swag transgender moment

    • @thesoftone
      @thesoftone Рік тому

      chat wasnt so swag about it tho :/

    • @emilymccown7678
      @emilymccown7678 Рік тому

      @@thesoftone eh, i don't expect everyone on the internet to be kind and accepting people, believe it or not. still unfortunate though

  • @Raf99
    @Raf99 Рік тому

    Gg

  • @nou8913
    @nou8913 Рік тому

    Huh?
    Huh?

  • @KatLovesUU
    @KatLovesUU Рік тому

    balls

  • @dhomic
    @dhomic Рік тому +1

    Dhomic

  • @groovy8469
    @groovy8469 Рік тому +3

    📄

  • @misterman2672
    @misterman2672 Рік тому

    Play Ultrakill