Everything Wrong With Madame Web in 22 Minutes or Less

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  • @jblanisme972
    @jblanisme972 5 місяців тому +2298

    I’m more invested in the sin counter falling slowly towards the bottom of the screen than the actual ending climax of this movie

    • @thefriesofLockeLamora
      @thefriesofLockeLamora 5 місяців тому +155

      It caught me off guard and then I nearly popped a rib laughing 😂.

    • @muigogitoultrasonic3947
      @muigogitoultrasonic3947 5 місяців тому +25

      @@thefriesofLockeLamora Same

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  5 місяців тому +347

      So were we.

    • @stevekirkpatrick1612
      @stevekirkpatrick1612 5 місяців тому +25

      Didn't even notice it at first either

    • @Rosebud076
      @Rosebud076 5 місяців тому +31

      I watched it fall because I wasn’t interested in what was happening on the screen 😂

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 5 місяців тому +1631

    "With responsibility, great power will come." The writers must have been incredibly proud of themselves for thinking of the laziest line ever.

    • @churt4490
      @churt4490 5 місяців тому +130

      I mean, there’s lazy and then there’s going out of your way to Yoda a line that didn’t need to be Yodaed lazy.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 5 місяців тому +52

      this is on the high school level of low effort for putting the quote in your own words

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  5 місяців тому +410

      "A boat will need a bigger us." - Some future Jaws movie probably.

    • @mrmidnight2194
      @mrmidnight2194 5 місяців тому +37

      ​@@CinemaSins or "Home Phone" in the future ET remake.

    • @r.carter8378
      @r.carter8378 5 місяців тому +19

      That's not how this works... Uncle Ben

  • @doctor-malcolm
    @doctor-malcolm 5 місяців тому +1315

    There needed to be 100 sins for Ben apparently jumping into the river from the bridge, freeing Cassie from the car underwater, and dragging her back to shore offscreen. Because that 100% did not happen.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  5 місяців тому +476

      We are not opposed to you adding sins to your head canon. We just ask that you please register any additional sinning with your local Bureau of Sins to avoid possible confusion.

    • @astrayingmay
      @astrayingmay 5 місяців тому +136

      @@CinemaSins you monster. you’ll cause sinflation.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 5 місяців тому +59

      ​@@CinemaSinsencouraging bureaucratic red tape [ding!]

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 5 місяців тому +11

      @@astrayingmay Sinflation?! LOL!!! Good one!!

    • @skylarmattox1130
      @skylarmattox1130 5 місяців тому +13

      These replies are crazy😂

  • @JamesRossmeissl
    @JamesRossmeissl 5 місяців тому +535

    Okay, the sin counter falling asleep was pretty funny

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 5 місяців тому +27

      Definitely the best joke of this video.

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 5 місяців тому +12

      Meh...

  • @babbiification
    @babbiification 5 місяців тому +425

    Only surprised there was no sin for a computer in 2003 with 9 flatscreen monitors. I was there in 2003, the monitors were thiccc.

    • @spektral79
      @spektral79 5 місяців тому +16

      Ha, good point, however the first flat screen monitors started to become more popular in 2000/2001…just a bit pricey. I had one in my dorm in 2001.

    • @Brolic__nerd
      @Brolic__nerd 5 місяців тому +6

      They've existed much longer than that.... first time seeing one was 1995.

    • @Eyesorecrymore
      @Eyesorecrymore 5 місяців тому +3

      I know flat screen plasma TV's were around in 2001/2002. $8000!

    • @ctmdarkonestm
      @ctmdarkonestm 4 місяці тому

      and on DSL

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 місяців тому +816

    Not even Miguel O'hara and The Spider Society acknowledge this movie's existence at all.

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 5 місяців тому +67

      It's not a canon event.

    • @rogeliopringle7005
      @rogeliopringle7005 5 місяців тому +36

      He knew it be a dead universe soon anyway lol😂 Oh what could've been but never was.

    • @deadpoolrockz6410
      @deadpoolrockz6410 5 місяців тому +32

      Not even 90's Animated Madame Web and Beyonder acknowledge this movie's existence.

    • @Coolcoolcooldude
      @Coolcoolcooldude 5 місяців тому +35

      I hope Loki sees this universe and says, "OK, this universe can be pruned."

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +5

      @@virgilhawkins5680 Luz Lane from the Citadel of Lois Lanes would refuse to allow this to be canon.
      Even Jimmy Two Canons would not accept this as a canon event.

  • @maxweber06
    @maxweber06 5 місяців тому +246

    13:50 "I've never said this before in my entire life, but you're a good teacher." What is this dialog?! Who talks like this??!

    • @omalor
      @omalor 5 місяців тому +12

      it's supposed to mean that she sucks in school.

    • @eren278
      @eren278 5 місяців тому +18

      We know what it’s supposed to mean. The dialogue and delivery is just so unnatural

    • @tagir9123
      @tagir9123 5 місяців тому +6

      The same one who says: "its a good thing you had no idea today was the day you were going to die"

  • @jasonsmith2759
    @jasonsmith2759 5 місяців тому +2847

    Sin #1, this movie exists

    • @MichaelSuperbacker
      @MichaelSuperbacker 5 місяців тому +34

      Exactly

    • @HaxawWorkshop
      @HaxawWorkshop 5 місяців тому +18

      Just too much ugh in this one

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 5 місяців тому +21

      And good thing I wasn't interested in watching the movie.

    • @dday906
      @dday906 5 місяців тому +6

      Beat me to it. 😂

    • @treechenho
      @treechenho 5 місяців тому +4

      A callback to a simpler time

  • @M.H.I.A.F.T.
    @M.H.I.A.F.T. 5 місяців тому +191

    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the man who was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders right before she died.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 5 місяців тому +391

    You missed Ezekiel's assistant saying "I didn't know we were going after teenagers". Like, she was ok with killing 3 people based on a random dream her boss had, but them not being adults is where it crosses the line?!

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 5 місяців тому +13

      🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️Sins for your manic fit nervous breakdown

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 місяців тому +13

      You put more thought process than the writers did into the script.

    • @maryannclementiii-uw5pk
      @maryannclementiii-uw5pk 5 місяців тому +18

      He also missed the part where she finds the teenagers by using technology to do a facial recognition trace based on the shapes of their masks. The masks they wore in a dream her boss had about the future.
      He honestly missed most of the most insane parts of the movie somehow. Like, he mentioned them dancing on the table, but made no mention that the point of that scene is for Sydney Sweeney's character to overcome her shyness by dancing for some random boys WHILE ACTIVELY ON THE RUN FROM A MURDERER.

    • @symphonydmr
      @symphonydmr 5 місяців тому +2

      That's where I stopped at, was at the dream, I'm like "this is what he scared of?!" I was done 😭🤣💀

    • @TheNikoNik
      @TheNikoNik 5 місяців тому +3

      @@maryannclementiii-uw5pk He missed the part where that was his problem

  • @ItsYuhBoyyyy
    @ItsYuhBoyyyy 5 місяців тому +347

    Surprised this wasn't just the entire movie uploaded to UA-cam

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 5 місяців тому +17

      They want to be better than this movie and not be lazy.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 місяців тому +497

    *"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!"* - Madame Webb said calmly

    • @radbman5932
      @radbman5932 5 місяців тому +30

      *”THE BABY GETS BITTEN BY A BUG!”*

    • @stephaniex90
      @stephaniex90 5 місяців тому +41

      BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID!

    • @Voradorek84
      @Voradorek84 5 місяців тому +28

      I CAN SEE THE FUUUTUUUUUURE

    • @radbman5932
      @radbman5932 5 місяців тому +25

      *PETER GETS MARRIED, BUT DOESNT CAUSE HE CANT EVER BE HAPPY”

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 місяців тому +11

      “WHERE IS MY SPYDER? THEY TOOK MY SPYDER!”

  • @adamj.cuthbert7528
    @adamj.cuthbert7528 5 місяців тому +129

    The sin counter slowly sliding down the side of the screen was pretty funny.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 місяців тому +268

    I'm more surprised that Spider Tribe sent Cassandra Webb back to USA than keep her and raise her as one of their own in the Amazonian forests.

    • @donutpredator4945
      @donutpredator4945 5 місяців тому +32

      Now that would have been a good movie to see

    • @GlenNewsome
      @GlenNewsome 5 місяців тому +30

      I spent the whole movie asking my kids how she got back from the Amazon with her mom's effects in the first place. I couldn't get past it.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 5 місяців тому +14

      @@donutpredator4945 No joke! The movie of how she got back to America would have been better than the everything in this movie for sure.

    • @marce.t8732
      @marce.t8732 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@GlenNewsome Right! How did a hidden tribe of spider people alert the American embassy there was a baby who needed to be taken back to the States?! 😅

    • @RockinDave1
      @RockinDave1 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, no primitive tribe that happens on a lone, stricken white devil/woman is saving her. Saving her for themselves maybe! ☠

  • @lloydhendric1281
    @lloydhendric1281 5 місяців тому +23

    Finally somebody said something about the truck driving like a maniac towards the river.
    This has driven me nuts since seeing it.
    Thank you so much.

  • @CaptainJ62
    @CaptainJ62 5 місяців тому +61

    Schroedinger’s movie: I know this movie exists because I saw it in theaters, and because I just watched this video, but also, if you told me this movie was just a hallucination we all had, I would potentially believe you.

  • @waynenewark5363
    @waynenewark5363 5 місяців тому +91

    Do they ever say what Ezekiel did with the spider and what he's been doing for 30 years?

    • @horrorjunky4life50
      @horrorjunky4life50 5 місяців тому +38

      No. They also don't mention what curse he is under which makes no sense to me.

    • @tagir9123
      @tagir9123 5 місяців тому +17

      And how he barely aged a day? Is not aging just a thing for mutants?

    • @titanguy7316
      @titanguy7316 5 місяців тому

      That’s what I was wondering too. So sure, you’re supposedly powerful and immortal (until the visions with the girls) now…and what’s your grand end plan to go to all this work for?”
      - just become an aristocrat/2003 billionaire and bang chicks from the NSA, for reasons, just ‘cause I can.

    • @samimotag
      @samimotag 4 місяці тому

      the spider is at his house. it's in the opening scene

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 місяців тому +160

    "My mom was at the Amazonian to research spiders before she died." - Madame Webb

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +12

      My future son will grow up on Earth and be the long-awaited chosen one of all Kryptonians after we find out our planet is going to explode.
      -- Krypton, probably

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 5 місяців тому +4

      "I know kung fu"

    • @patrickdoyle6201
      @patrickdoyle6201 4 місяці тому

      Where has she been since she died?!🤔😹😂

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 4 місяці тому

      @@patrickdoyle6201 Patagonia.

    • @patrickdoyle6201
      @patrickdoyle6201 4 місяці тому

      @@protorhinocerator142 🤪😹💀☠️

  • @SteveJ0966
    @SteveJ0966 5 місяців тому +41

    Let's be honest I'm never going to watch this movie, but I feel I've got all I need from it out of your commentary. Thank you.

    • @pa4o93ir49
      @pa4o93ir49 5 місяців тому +1

      It’s a decent movie

    • @guntherabrahamowicz4659
      @guntherabrahamowicz4659 5 місяців тому

      @@pa4o93ir49 Yep, most of it is enjoyable until the ending, which I have to admit was disappointing.

    • @Omegavision79
      @Omegavision79 5 місяців тому +2

      And even that's not much, because the plot is awful, the characters vapid, and the logic absent

  • @doctor-malcolm
    @doctor-malcolm 5 місяців тому +95

    I think this is the most excited I've ever been for a CinemaSins vid.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 5 місяців тому

      Sins, as always for vanilla sex

    • @alexward42069
      @alexward42069 5 місяців тому

      lol

    • @tagir9123
      @tagir9123 5 місяців тому

      Ikr, I DIED waiting for this all through spring

  • @Ktotheile
    @Ktotheile 5 місяців тому +93

    Cinema Sins was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 5 місяців тому +1

      There's no crying in baseball movies like moneyball

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 місяців тому +37

    I'll admit, all I could focus on was the slowly collapsing sin counter during the latter part of the video

  • @Brewcityking
    @Brewcityking 5 місяців тому +162

    Literally could’ve just started the video with “everything” and an ♾️ sins…. And gave us 45 seconds of cats playing with string.

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +2

      No fair making a cinema sins against this video.

    • @FelixxileF1990
      @FelixxileF1990 4 місяці тому +3

      I would've been happy with that video.

  • @andydoms2001
    @andydoms2001 5 місяців тому +52

    A superhero movie that has very little superheroing, 100 sins.

  • @matthewmulugeta5265
    @matthewmulugeta5265 5 місяців тому +50

    This movie’s greatest sin was having Mike Epps and Adam Scott and not giving us the Friday/Step Brothers crossover nobody asked for

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 5 місяців тому

      Sin for Mike Epps being America's only acceptable negro as if there aren't plenty of other talented entertainers available

    • @roelven1282
      @roelven1282 5 місяців тому +6

      nope the greatest sin... .was not using Sidney Sweeneys... talent

  • @averydavis1012
    @averydavis1012 5 місяців тому +88

    Dakota Johnson delivers all her lines like she just took a couple of Benadryl and is on the verge of falling into a deep sleep and until then she is struggling to remain alert and coherent.

    • @huntressmma1822
      @huntressmma1822 5 місяців тому +25

      Is it just me or does she look and act exactly the same in every movie she's in?

    • @madquest8
      @madquest8 3 дні тому

      She's trying to forget those movies where she was hooked up with a millionaire who she shared zero chemistry with in a relationship which bared no resemblance to an actual master slave coupling.

  • @cbolanz1
    @cbolanz1 5 місяців тому +69

    When Casandra said "I'm the magnificent Marvelous Mad madame web" I freakin died of laughter

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 місяців тому +6

      How old would someone have to be to even get that reference?

    • @cbolanz1
      @cbolanz1 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jasonblalock4429 probably 10

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 5 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@jasonblalock4429pretty much anyone of drinking age should be old enough.
      Edit: never mind. that movie is way older than I thought it was.

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but she stole the dance and most of the song from Burger King.
      ua-cam.com/video/3oK-AzJH2Bw/v-deo.html

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 5 місяців тому +1

      To quote Captain America, “I understood that reference!”

  • @Enterprise1701J
    @Enterprise1701J 5 місяців тому +82

    LOL I was listening without watching for a bit. Turned back to see the sin counter apparently fell to pieces at “mehhhh” 😅 freakin comedy gold.

    • @JurassicJoey17
      @JurassicJoey17 4 місяці тому

      I bet you just made that up lol

    • @Enterprise1701J
      @Enterprise1701J 4 місяці тому

      @@JurassicJoey17 I’m too boring to have thought of it randomly 😆

  • @jeffscott3186
    @jeffscott3186 5 місяців тому +25

    About to start watching this and before I do I want to congratulate the crew of Cinema Sins for compressing this into 22 minutes rather than the 120 minutes I expected.

    • @patrickdoyle6201
      @patrickdoyle6201 4 місяці тому

      They fell asleep just like the Sin Counter and everyone else who watched this movie!🤪😹

  • @SShortyduwaaap
    @SShortyduwaaap 5 місяців тому +82

    The "meh" after the later sins...😂😂😂

  • @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu
    @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu 5 місяців тому +79

    Making this video was probably super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @rogershark9223
      @rogershark9223 5 місяців тому +17

      Making videos is tight!

    • @marce.t8732
      @marce.t8732 5 місяців тому +14

      I would appreciate it if you would get alllll the way off my back about it.

    • @phoenixnyc
      @phoenixnyc 5 місяців тому +14

      Wowwowwowwow.....wow!

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому

      So did you literally just watch someone else's video, copy all the mistakes they found, paste it all together haphazardly, and expect us to like and subscribe to boost your views?
      Hey shut up so check out that drooping sin counter!
      THAT'S THE THING FROM THE OTHER VIDEOS BUT IT'S DROOPING
      It is the thing from the uh huh that.

    • @yourlifeisagreatstory
      @yourlifeisagreatstory 5 місяців тому +3

      The inconvenience of having to watch it…

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster 5 місяців тому +56

    Ezekiel's vocal audio in the movie was so scuffed that he was (poorly) dubbed over in the final cut, and it is VERY distracting.

    • @BLACKPOWER2457
      @BLACKPOWER2457 Місяць тому +2

      I was waiting to see a comment about this. I watched this movie ironically when it came out with a few friends at the theater on release, and we literally couldn’t stop laughing about the dubbed actor

  • @redbearddan2000
    @redbearddan2000 5 місяців тому +24

    I can't get over the fact that Morbius writers were hired again by Sony to write this movie with even worse result

    • @Ruffian_Xion
      @Ruffian_Xion 5 місяців тому +9

      This was written by the Morbius writers? Well that explains a lot.

  • @kainxjm
    @kainxjm 5 місяців тому +42

    Not enough sinning on how Dakota Johnson doesn't know how to open a Pepsi can.

    • @ellicel
      @ellicel 5 місяців тому +6

      They only had the one can so no opening it from scene to scene 😂

    • @alexisyanez8666
      @alexisyanez8666 5 місяців тому +1

      Honest trailer

    • @kainxjm
      @kainxjm 5 місяців тому +1

      @@alexisyanez8666 Didn't see it but, if they mentioned it in that, big props.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 місяців тому +16

    Makes you wonder if Madam Web is the reason Peter’s life is so cursed now.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 місяців тому +32

    The real Madame Webb is Joan Lee, the wife of Stan Lee.
    Change my mind.

    • @patrickdoyle6201
      @patrickdoyle6201 4 місяці тому

      Having the girls from EUPHORIA & the FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY in this movie yet I honestly enjoyed the Stan & Joan Lee cameos in APOCALYPSE more, should tell you. ...*YOU DONE ED-UP A-ARON!*🤪😹

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 5 місяців тому +68

    Disinterested sin counter is now my favorite sin counter (second only to dying sin counter).

    • @horrorjunky4life50
      @horrorjunky4life50 5 місяців тому +1

      Which movie is dying sin counter under?

    • @talandelana6873
      @talandelana6873 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@horrorjunky4life50there was a fast and furious destroyed sin counter

    • @PushThatMakesYaMove
      @PushThatMakesYaMove 5 місяців тому +4

      There was also a TEN OF THESE FUCKING MOVIES counter for Fast X

  • @MrJackrp1995
    @MrJackrp1995 5 місяців тому +10

    Additional sin, if Ezekiel determined that the girls would kill him in 10 years when they get their powers, WHAT IS THE RUSH?? You got 10 years to take these girls out. And why all at once? You can pick them off one at a time

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 5 місяців тому +65

    Surprised this is 22 min long. Seems like it would be way longer.

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +9

      It should technically be longer than the actual film.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 місяців тому +14

      That was probably all they could manage before falling asleep from boredom.

  • @kevinbcannell
    @kevinbcannell 4 місяці тому +8

    Honestly deserved a bonus round for when Ezekiel’s dialogue is ADR 😅

  • @darknightrelics
    @darknightrelics 5 місяців тому +10

    Fun other sin that’s never discussed: it’s not poison, but venom. Poison is if you indigest it, venom’s if it bit you.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 5 місяців тому +57

    "I won't let them destroy everything I built" "I came from nothing"
    Zeke, buddy, here's a tip: NO ONE wants to be murdered, you don't need a reason to not wanting to be killed.

  • @multiverse_media2023
    @multiverse_media2023 5 місяців тому +58

    Sin #1 should be making this movie in the first place… and NOT INCLUDING SPIDER-MAN!

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 місяців тому +15

    "This movie exists"
    *700,000,000 sins*

  • @suavaciousadoration5074
    @suavaciousadoration5074 5 місяців тому +9

    Sydney Sweeney says "We're being kidnapped" not very loudly, with no one listening. And that's why the entire police force is after them now

  • @DrewskiGames24
    @DrewskiGames24 5 місяців тому +28

    Lmfao I love the uninterested Sin Counter

  • @sleepysera
    @sleepysera 5 місяців тому +6

    The sin counter slowly drooping off the screen was hilarious. An apt description of how it felt to watch this movie 😅

  • @CraftySouthpaw
    @CraftySouthpaw 5 місяців тому +13

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the movie's epic opening line, "I agreed to provide security for your group because I thought you were close to finding THE SPIDER." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 5 місяців тому +13

    I had a stray kitten show up two days ago and I've been wondering what to name him. I wonder no longer. His name is Ponkidoo.

  • @balisongdemon8889
    @balisongdemon8889 5 місяців тому +12

    blockbuster has become movie shorthand for "were back in time now"

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 5 місяців тому +21

    The way the sin counter just kept falling down😂😂

  • @lupinzar
    @lupinzar 5 місяців тому +9

    Anytime Adam Scott was on screen I couldn't stop thinking of his Parks & Rec character. The two characters have the same first name and his mannerisms are very similar. That was the only fun I had watching this movie, thinking of an entirely different TV show.

    • @maryannclementiii-uw5pk
      @maryannclementiii-uw5pk 5 місяців тому +3

      His was probably the best casting in the movie. It's a shame they kind of wasted him. You could actually make a decent movie with these characters, but this wasn't it.

    • @joshuahoward4556
      @joshuahoward4556 5 місяців тому +2

      As for the name, he's Uncle Ben, so the name had to be that no matter what. Just a funny coincidence since he played a popular Ben character elsewhere

  • @moppelr
    @moppelr 5 місяців тому +10

    By the way, you don't have to check the pulse before you start CPR. The person will complain if they have one. One sin for the master of sins. Great vid nontheless.

    • @Erika-us2ws
      @Erika-us2ws 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes you do. It’s the second step after slapping the shoulders and loudly asking if they’re ok

    • @cameronabell76
      @cameronabell76 2 місяці тому

      @@Erika-us2ws Checking for a pulse is extremely difficult even for a medical professional in a situation like this - it's not taught at all as part of CPR training. (I've actually gone through training on CPR multiple times and I now *give* bystander CPR training myself).

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 5 місяців тому +6

    Cinemasins, the Alastair Sim Christmas Carol is the best version. Me and my family watch it every year, alongside the Polar Express. The real sin is the fact she’s watching it in summer.

  • @blackonyx1
    @blackonyx1 5 місяців тому +10

    I literally just came back from the eye doctor and lost it at your eye doctor joke at the beginning😂😂😂

  • @d00mbr07
    @d00mbr07 5 місяців тому +23

    Oh man, this ones gonna be a reeeaaal doozy, *buckles the fuck up*!!!
    Please sin the dance movies from the late 90s/early 00s.....you know the ones. Step up and You Got Served (and many more) have had it easy for TOO LONG

  • @lordzombieboy
    @lordzombieboy 5 місяців тому +6

    The meh counter's storyline was the best thing I have seen today

  • @nexusgaminguniverse3722
    @nexusgaminguniverse3722 4 місяці тому +9

    Why only spiderman has his own multiverse...why we don't hear capverse,ironverse,hulkverse,thorverse???

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 5 місяців тому +13

    14:26 despite what the crappy writers want you to think, Cassie is not the lead suspect in anything. The cops never got more than a basic description of her, ie "female, 30s, long brown hair".
    It's like the writers wanted the audience to believe there was some actual tension over being on the run from the law without there actually being any tension, so that they didn't have to go to the effort of coming up with clever explanations for how she got to the Amazon, or home again.

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 5 місяців тому +17

    You could have just chalked it up to "this movie exists" and given it 1000 sins for that to save 22 minutes.

  • @Ihartwalrusguy
    @Ihartwalrusguy 5 місяців тому +77

    The biggest sin of all is not including that one line in the trailer “he was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died”.
    Sony are fucking cowards.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 5 місяців тому +8

      They never heard of periods or commas have they?

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 5 місяців тому +1

      I wish I had bought stock in Amazon back then. I'd be a gozillionaire.
      Live and let learn.

  • @michaelcarbone6101
    @michaelcarbone6101 26 днів тому +1

    “Why are you doing this?” Like mother like daughter 😕

  • @mattchew6426
    @mattchew6426 5 місяців тому +5

    I've never heard of "industrial strength fireworks". How did that slip by the sin counter. What "industry" uses fireworks, instead of explosives? Is there a festive demolition industry that I missed out on a job opening in? Somebody scripted that line, and apparently they know something that I don't...smh

  • @soontobekiller6318
    @soontobekiller6318 5 місяців тому +4

    I am sad not to see the sin counter count the many times Ezekiel seems to care about being in his suit. It doesn't make sense to me. I thought the suit might protect his identity but then he just takes off the mask at random times and even tries to kill them in the subway, in front of people, and THEN goes to put on the suit... like what?

  • @UserTheLion7722
    @UserTheLion7722 5 місяців тому +11

    Ur first sin or maybe even a 100 should've been "this movie exists"(ding)

  • @leannkennett905
    @leannkennett905 5 місяців тому +3

    I’d like to address one sin in particular. It was the sin about Casie and Ezekiel having different powers. That shouldn’t be a big deal because it is plausible that they both have different powers because of how they both reacted to being dosed with the venom. Kinda like how people are born with different abilities naturally (like some people are born to make a free throw from center court due to hand eye coordination and height while others are not.) and yes the fact he was dosed with the venom directly and she was not could also have an effect on how potent her dose was. She could have extremely strong visions of the future because she was born predisposed to being a naturally more perceptive person for example but all her abilities overall including her visions are weaker than they otherwise would have been simply because she had an indirect dose. Meaning had she gotten a direct dose her visions would have been much stronger and more instantaneous.

  • @slendertv3616
    @slendertv3616 5 місяців тому +5

    The sin counter drooping is more interesting than the movie

  • @blaux
    @blaux 3 місяці тому +1

    6:45
    To actually answer your question, yes. When there's no burning buildings, or people getting hurt, firefighters go out and perform "pre-incident surveys" on commercial buildings, and some residential areas, taking note of the contents, topography, structure type, etc.

  • @bbrown333
    @bbrown333 5 місяців тому +5

    The sing counter falling was hilarious!

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue 5 місяців тому +2

    I've legitimately been waiting for this one.

  • @joelbest2424
    @joelbest2424 5 місяців тому +11

    Also, what did they have on Jill Hennessy that made her accept the role of nameless murder vixen?

    • @mroctober3657
      @mroctober3657 5 місяців тому +1

      Whatever it was, they also used it to compell her into RoboCop 3.

    • @noctambule5726
      @noctambule5726 5 місяців тому

      Exactly this! She is early 2000 television queen!

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 5 місяців тому +1

      She was in Exit Wounds with Steven Seagal. She has no shame.

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 5 місяців тому +2

    “If you take on the responsibility, great power will come.” I’m sure the writers were partying all night after coming up with that amazing line.

  • @stevekirkpatrick1612
    @stevekirkpatrick1612 5 місяців тому +3

    How do you make such a review and manage to make it be LESS than this movie's run time? That's a truly remarkable feat.

  • @Joshudan64
    @Joshudan64 5 місяців тому +1

    I knew this was gonna be a fun one, but the sin counter melting from disinterest was way more than I expected!

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 5 місяців тому +6

    0:15 Well, this is Marvel licensed by Sony, and not the MCU. So of course they’re not doing the 3D one.

  • @mikeangle18s2
    @mikeangle18s2 5 місяців тому +28

    FINALLY waited months for this movie to be sinned, even begged them on insta to sin the hell out of it

    • @JohnMovieGuy
      @JohnMovieGuy 5 місяців тому

      Persistence pays off. Took me a year to get them to FINALLY Sin Dodgeball A True Underdog Story

    • @tagir9123
      @tagir9123 5 місяців тому

      I begged twice

  • @samrichards5642
    @samrichards5642 5 місяців тому +4

    How this movie made it out of this without over 100000 sins is beyond me 😂

  • @TrustTheShooters
    @TrustTheShooters 2 місяці тому +1

    4:56 A Barney Stinson reference?! Mega bonus points

  • @peterbyrne7348
    @peterbyrne7348 5 місяців тому +6

    What exactly are "industrial strength" fireworks? Are they using them in steel mills or something?

  • @billhumiston9888
    @billhumiston9888 5 місяців тому +2

    This was the funniest installment yet; the falling sin counter was priceless!

  • @mets78
    @mets78 5 місяців тому +4

    Whoa, hang on. I draw the line at any besmirching of the Alastair Sim version of A Christmas Carol. That is THE one!

  • @wendydabee
    @wendydabee 26 днів тому +2

    The unattended campfire made me lose my shit, what a terrible message to have in your movie!

  • @GauravKhatri
    @GauravKhatri 5 місяців тому +84

    Fun Fact : You never saw the movie ! You are watching it here for the 1st time ! 😂😂

    • @Hikari_to_Yuri
      @Hikari_to_Yuri 4 місяці тому +3

      It's been like that for a while on this channel for me

    • @Andoryusumisu
      @Andoryusumisu 4 місяці тому

      Saaame!😁

    • @GhostRider-sf6vr
      @GhostRider-sf6vr 3 місяці тому +1

      For most of them yeah but I saw this one with my wife unfortunately. Been dying for this sims video to come out

    • @dariusdafigga
      @dariusdafigga 2 місяці тому

      You aren’t watching the movie. you’re watching a brief satirical recap of it, most of the time without the movie audio

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 4 місяці тому +2

    CINEMASINS, PLEASE KEEP THIS COMMENT OPEN!
    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (21:47): Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Columbia Pictures, 2006)
    2 (21:50): Friends, "The One with Phoebe's Husband" (season 2, episode 4; NBC, 12th October 1995)
    3 (21:53): Animaniacs, "Goodfeathers: The Musical" (season 1, episode 4B; Fox Kids, 16th September 1993)
    4 (22:04): The Breakfast Club (Universal Pictures, 1985)
    5 (22:07): Friends, "The One with Unagi" (season 6, episode 17; NBC, 24th February 2000)
    6 (22:09): Fifty Shades of Grey (Focus Features, 2015)... you know, I once saw a GOOD film with Dakota Johnson called Cha Cha Real Smooth for Apple TV+
    7 (22:21): Wayne's World (Paramount Pictures, 1992)
    8 (22:29): Titanic (Paramount Pictures, 1997)

  • @matthewdekker6064
    @matthewdekker6064 5 місяців тому +4

    Just to clarify, this really isn't a "Marvel" movie, in a literal sense. Notice how it said "In Association With" in small letters above "MARVEL." This is purely a Sony movie, and Marvel/Disney themselves have nothing to do with it. Sony owns the rights to these characters, while Marvel/Disney own the rights to the live-action Spider-Man himself (temporarily). That's why Sony literally cannot include an actual Spider-Man or Peter Parker in any of these movies - it's not that they don't want to (they'd certainly love to), they just legally aren't allowed to do it. Their plan was to eventually get the rights to the Spider-Man character back and have a big movie with Spider-Man and all of these other characters - I think the plan was actually to collaborate with Disney/Marvel on it. But now that all these movies have been so terrible, I don't think Marvel/Disney wants to do anything like that anymore.

    • @Ruffian_Xion
      @Ruffian_Xion 5 місяців тому +2

      " But now that all these movies have been so terrible, I don't think Marvel/Disney wants to do anything like that anymore." I don't think it would bother them.
      Their own poorly received, shit-show TV series don't seem to be stopping them from making more poorly received, shit-show TV series.

  • @haileyw6883
    @haileyw6883 5 місяців тому +2

    I've been waiting for you guys to do this movie. Amazing, never fails!

  • @huzaifakhambhati8767
    @huzaifakhambhati8767 5 місяців тому +6

    15:47 'in charge of PUBIC bathroom tampon dispensers' wtf lmaooooo

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker 5 місяців тому +2

    The fact they would make such a movie 🍿!!!!

  • @StuffedGamer
    @StuffedGamer 5 місяців тому +3

    I'd say it was missing a Sin for the NSA security requirements to have only 6 characters for passwords

  • @SlevinKalevera
    @SlevinKalevera 5 місяців тому +2

    Me seeing this in my recommended videos "OH GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!"

  • @KevThrawn85
    @KevThrawn85 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm honestly surprised at how short this video is. It feels like it should be longer than the entire LotR trilogy with how horrific this film is.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 4 місяці тому +1

    I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOVIE IS EXISTS!

  • @birdmanoo0
    @birdmanoo0 5 місяців тому +6

    As someone who worked at a place that was dangerous if it caught fire I can say, yes. The fire department would likely know what was inside the burning building if the place was a known danger.
    Anytime anyone had to call the fire department for whatever reason we would get 3 different fire departments come to check it out and they knew the dangerous stuff they had to deal with in case of fire.

  • @skullkid2083
    @skullkid2083 Місяць тому +1

    How is it not a sin where she left the 3 girls in the woods to read a book

  • @edwardleemiller-eo8jp
    @edwardleemiller-eo8jp 5 місяців тому +3

    Ah yes. Madame Web. A character that exists solely because some idiot decided that Spidey needed his own version of Professor X.

  • @lionelhutz5902
    @lionelhutz5902 5 місяців тому +2

    Missed a perfect opportunity for the dubbed scenes after the sin counter for Milhouse's "When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?!?"

  • @brutalthegod
    @brutalthegod 5 місяців тому +35

    lol this is gonna be funny 0:01

  • @BILLLI2288
    @BILLLI2288 5 місяців тому +1

    16:10 I died at that Aaron bur reference

  • @StampitisDP
    @StampitisDP 5 місяців тому +4

    For years I watch you guys then watch the movie then watch you guys again...lol 😂😂

  • @martinboyle9163
    @martinboyle9163 5 місяців тому +13

    "No."
    Let us pray for no sequel or Morbius crossover.