Supermarkets used to be pleasant places. I remember being a toddler in the mid-seventies and they still looked like this and had this warm & cozy feel. Now I hate the cold atmosphere of today’s supersized supermarkets.
No kidding! It seems u take your life in your hands when you ho to a supermarket or wherever nowadays just look on u tube and see the trailorpark trash fighting at the walmarts and such!!!!!!!!!! Its getting dangerous to just go grocery shopping!!!!!
@@billchambersmarquez1964 I was just gonna say Walmart and then I finished reading the rest of your comment. I remember one day at the store this lady using a cane could barely push the shopping cart. I remember her because she was next to me as she was looking for a motorized cart. She finally found one and then I saw this lady trying to get up from the cart to get plastic bags ( I stopped to help her)in the produce section. Suddenly out of nowhere this lady about 20-25 years old walked in glaring at the lady saying she couldnt find a motorized cart. She kept saying "Cain't find s*** cart even tho she was fixin to die because she just came back from dialysis"; she went on to say, " dam people ain't even sick and using the carts",- all the while glaring at the older disabled lady . This young lady could walk better than I and she wanted to guilt the older disabled lady of her cart. She kept yelling and carrying on ( I must admit I was nervous). I know it wasn't wise ( for my safety) but for the safety of humanity and this older disabled lady and most definitely faith in God- I stayed with the nice lady and said to her " don't worry". Finally the psycho left ( Thank God). And where did this happen? At Walmart mid- afternoon, it doesn't matter what time you go to avoid ugly, it's there and everywhere.
I'm not sure who that would be now, but I'm certain it would involve a dark ally and "street pharmacist" would be the answer to where the products in question come from.
Why is this in quotes? Are we pretending someone else said it? I don't understand. Plus Joan didn't know where to find the weirdos, the kid did, and 1963 supermarkets didn't sell booze. Wtf.
I hear you, after she got that weirdo and said, "I wanted a red one!" this is what I expected. SLAP! Joan: There! Look, look in the mirror! WHo do you see?! Girl: A weirdo. Joan: And What color is that weirdo in the mirror? Girl: Red. Joan: There, there's your red weirdo!
This is my favorite commercial/video clip of Joan, it's funny, and shows she did have a human side. I heard she wrote the script for this herself, since she was the board chair of pepsi.
Mikey O'Reilly Both ladies are wearing gloves in the commercial although I’m sure you’re correct about Joan being a germaphobe. That and she was probably protecting her hands from the elements being that she was also vain. I still like the classy aspect of it.
It wasn't that unusual at the time. My grandmother, well into the 1980s, wouldn't be caught dead in her little downtown Main Street shops without her white gloves and hat
I think most people have no idea how old school people acted. Joan was definitely old school. Shed eat a 20th century man for breakfast. 21st century men wouldn't stand a chance.
@@ticketyboo2456 Other actresses and family friends who knew Crawford confirmed that she abused Tina. Just because you like a stranger who lies for a living that doesn't mean they're not horrible human beings.
@@samalahenry The issue is that many people have come forward to dispute events that Christina wrote about, including the abuse allegations of clothing for boarding school, the gardening, finding acting jobs for Christina, the list goes on. The truth seems to be somewhere in the middle, but we may never know.
@@samalahenry Three people said that Joan was strict. Not abusive, strict. June Allyson, Helen Hayes and Lana Turner (who is the last person to comment on mothering, considering her daughter was a murderer.) There are many more people who called bullshit on Tina's story. Myrna Loy, who had worked with Christina and knew what a brat she was. Philip Terry who raised Christina for six years. Betty Barker and Billie Greene, Joan's secretaries who were present in the house. Christina said Greene was present during the choking incident and was quoted as saying 'Stop, you'll kill her.' Greene herself said this was nonsense, and nothing of the sort had occured. Doug Fairbanks Jr, Vincent Sherman, Marlene Dietrich, Katherine Hepburn, Carleton Varney, Ann Blyth, Cesar Romero, Gary Gray. Other two childred, Cathy and Cindy, also denied. So yeah, quit with the 'family witnessed the abuse' shit. Three people said it happened, 12 people said it didn't. Also, this is Christina's 1977 sworn deposition, which contradicts the whole book.: www.christinacrawfordlied.com/documents_1977_christina_contestofwill I'm not throwing darts in the dark, there's proper legal proof here.
@@preetakumar6593 Doug Fairbanks Jr, Vincent Sherman, Marlene Dietrich, Katharine Hepburn (I fixed your spelling), Carleton Varney, Ann Blyth, Cesar Romero, Gary Gray didn't live on the premises. They may have visited, but all they really knew about the situation was what Joan told them. Twins Cathy and Cindy weren't even born at the time Joan adopted Christina, and they were two years old when Christina was packed off to boarding school. The twins could only know of their own experience, not Christina's. Regarding Greene, were it me, I would be profoundly ashamed if it were known that I had interceded in such a mess, and not told the authorities what was going on that day, and on others. But, as Helen Hayes said, it was pointless to try to change Joan, and she might even react with more cruelty.
Of course, Joan needed the salary she earned with Pepsi, so her motivations for doing this kind of stuff are obvious, but she was such a sport about it. She did all these crazy promotions with grace and professionalism. Too bad she wasn't being offered any good film roles at this time. I'm sure she would have rather been on a soundstage.
I suspect she made Pepsi do this so she could be in them! Also, by doing them she justified her salary with Pepsi. I'm sure execs were like "just let her do them so she won't bother us." Most other Pepsi commercials then and now were geared towards a more youthful audience. I doubt teens in the late 60's had a taste for Joan Crawford. She certainly didn't appeal to "those who think young".
@@DCGuy1997 Well Baby Jane, Strait Jacket were popular with the teen crowd so it's not unbelievable or implausible that Joan had that demographic even into the late sixties or near the end of her life especially with retrospectives and fan mail.
I can't help but be amused by the way Joan snatches on to that crank with her gloved hands and torques it, almost like she's picturing Christina's neck.
I remember when this commercial came out, I was 7 years old and it freaked me out then and still does today. Her vibration was scary at this age. The eerie music didn't help and I could feel her incredible sadness emanate from the screen. I was 7 and sensed all that. Incredible. If you will recall, she started out in silent pictures! So, she had been around a long time. 1925 was her first film so at this point she had been in show business 44 years! Old Hollywood been long gone and so were most of her friends. At this age she should have been great at being "granny joan" but since she did not cultivate a healthy relationship with her kids they couldn't stand to be around her and I think that feeling was mutual. Her estate was valued at $2 million back then which in today's converted rate is $8 million. The two youngest kids only received $77K a piece which converts to $347K today..
I feel you. It does come across eerie. She lacks that motherly instinct, so it comes across as pretense- which can even make a crying baby cry more. I had wondered how much the two youngest had received. Hopefully they invested wisely because even the 6 digit number worth day is not alot due to inflation.
Joan standing at the register is how you present a star - perfectly lit, center of the frame, head carefully turned in profile. She knew exactly how to present herself, probably telling the ad director exactly how to do it.
Alison Kemp it was a discussion on UA-cam where Shirley temple and other child actors were talking about the abuse and pedophila in the entertainment industry and someone said heather o rourke did die just from and illness she was abused physically and she was injured during an attack which ruptured her organs and that’s what killed her. I was trying not to say exactly what was said so I don’t get in trouble with UA-cam this is alleged.
How many fucking times can she walk by the Pepsi? LMFAO And I was a kid then and I NEVER saw a Pepsi vending machine in a market. Laundromat yes...but not a supermarket...
I'd swear they were trolling her by having a willful blonde child as her co-star. This really lapses into surreal when she starts saying supermarkets are now God. I wonder just who this was being marketed to. It reminds me of some sort of Incredible Shrinking Woman excerpts.
Things this commercial makes me wanna do: - Eat Spanish Sausage - eat bacon - Eat…the whole deli…yeah…just…just raid the whole deli the fuck - Eat rubber weirdoes - Make bratty kids eat weirdoes - Have a long island ice tea - Contemplate God in the grocery line Things this commercial DOESN’T make me wanna do: -Make me want a Pepsi
She must have been sober at the beginning of the day, when she over-enunciates "sausage" (01:57) but then at the end she sounds like she's had a few when she starts rambling on about the glories of godly supermarkets (02:50). You can almost hear the ice cubes clicking in her glass...
haha - I was thinking exactly the same thing. Still, this was an interesting look back to a time when people in general were more civil and (some) people actually dressed up like a lady to go to the supermarket. With the triumph of militant feminism and communism that's all pretty much gone now.
sorry to say but true--the women on the streets now look like street walkers and the men like garbage collectors--spaghetti straps and flip flops instead of pearls and grace: 'anything goes' a poorer society for sure!
This was the 60's and kids calling adults by first name?? The one thing I remember most about those days we could not call adults by their first name, unless it was like "Aunt Joan" or something in that nature.
My dear 84yo aunt told me just a few weeks back that she and my mom wore little white gloves when they went to shop in downtown Indianapolis, back in the day.
Most housewives in the 60's were either on uppers like Black Beauties and/or Miltowns which were tranquilizers. You're right, I think they're on Miltowns and there's a fog rolling in.
Little girl: "It's reddddd" Joan: "Red, like the welts on your ass you little brat!" You could tell by the time she did the voice over she was drunk af. 😂😂 Slurring her words like a mother.
It's 3 AM I have a test tomorrow and I'm watching Joan Crawford walk through a fucking supermarket in 1969.
I’ve been there, my friend. Joan Crawford escapism is what it’s called. lol
Henry de Havilland - Did you pass?
here's to shopping drunk with joan
Same. *Same.*
Henry de Havilland Lol!!!!
I wish everything was narrated by Joan Crawford.
even trog?
Supermarkets used to be pleasant places. I remember being a toddler in the mid-seventies and they still looked like this and had this warm & cozy feel. Now I hate the cold atmosphere of today’s supersized supermarkets.
No kidding! It seems u take your life in your hands when you ho to a supermarket or wherever nowadays just look on u tube and see the trailorpark trash fighting at the walmarts and such!!!!!!!!!! Its getting dangerous to just go grocery shopping!!!!!
@@billchambersmarquez1964
I was just gonna say Walmart and then I finished reading the rest of your comment.
I remember one day at the store this lady using a cane could barely push the shopping cart. I remember her because she was next to me as she was looking for a motorized cart. She finally found one and then I saw this lady trying to get up from the cart to get plastic bags ( I stopped to help her)in the produce section. Suddenly out of nowhere this lady about 20-25 years old walked in glaring at the lady saying she couldnt find a motorized cart. She kept saying "Cain't find s*** cart even tho she was fixin to die because she just came back from dialysis"; she went on to say, " dam people ain't even sick and using the carts",- all the while glaring at the older disabled lady . This young lady could walk better than I and she wanted to guilt the older disabled lady of her cart. She kept yelling and carrying on ( I must admit I was nervous). I know it wasn't wise ( for my safety) but for the safety of humanity and this older disabled lady and most definitely faith in God- I stayed with the nice lady and said to her " don't worry".
Finally the psycho left ( Thank God). And where did this happen? At Walmart mid- afternoon, it doesn't matter what time you go to avoid ugly, it's there and everywhere.
Could you imagine going shopping with the film queen of the century?? :-D
Txboy85A I imagine it all the time. :)
Txboy85A Would she have allowed me to get a wire coat hanger? I want a green one.
+Txboy85A Rock Hudson picking up a few boys at the market!!!
I'm not sure who that would be now, but I'm certain it would involve a dark ally and "street pharmacist" would be the answer to where the products in question come from.
Yeah but Bette was too busy
"I should have known you knew where to find the weirdos AND THE BOOZE!"
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Haha!!
Why is this in quotes? Are we pretending someone else said it? I don't understand.
Plus Joan didn't know where to find the weirdos, the kid did, and 1963 supermarkets didn't sell booze. Wtf.
"And where do you think you come from? Never mind, don't answer just eat your weirdo. Let's carry on." Omg Joan 😂
Hahaha "Never mind, don't answer just eat your weirdo." That might be one of the weirdest sentences I've ever read.
Drama queen/junkie
It was a rubber keychain.
This was both soothing and creepy at the same time. I kept expecting Joan to explode in a fit of rage.
You've watched Mommie Dearest too many times.
It was more creepy than soothing, with more than a hint of Stepford Wives.
Mediolanum Hibernicus - 😂🤣😂
I hear you, after she got that weirdo and said, "I wanted a red one!" this is what I expected.
SLAP!
Joan: There! Look, look in the mirror! WHo do you see?!
Girl: A weirdo.
Joan: And What color is that weirdo in the mirror?
Girl: Red.
Joan: There, there's your red weirdo!
elgrigorio1 - 😂🤣😂
This is my favorite commercial/video clip of Joan, it's funny, and shows she did have a human side. I heard she wrote the script for this herself, since she was the board chair of pepsi.
wow - definitely a side i'd never imagined! i was 9 when this came out and getting ready for man to walk on the moon!
"Just eat your weirdo"😆
Little Girl: "Look, Joan. Brand new wire hangers!"
😂😂
SLAP!
Joan: NO! NO WIRE HANGERS! NO WIRE HANGERS!
CRASH! Now Clean Up YOUR MESS!
Good one
60 years old and still a beauty.
No she was 84 in the video.
Imagine Joan having a disagreement with the store manager?
- DON’T FU*K WITH ME FELLAS! -
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😂😂💯
This aint my first roundup at the rodeo 😂
"where do you think you come from?" "nevermind" ICONIC
Kudos to Joan for holding back from teaching that spoiled little brat a lesson
She did it off-camera.
She had a wire hanger in the car for just that purpose.
I went shopping today dear guess who I saw at the checkout. ......JOAN CRAWFORD!
That would be awesome
They would show her at the meat department. “Oh my. Look at All of this raw meat. Christina will LOVE it!!”
Christina was locked in the trunk while the actor child took over.
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🥩 🤦🏼♀️- I'm sorry. It's not funny. But I couldn't resist to add to your comment 😂
😆 You are so wrong for saying that! 😆
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Joan was still beautiful as she got older
"Nevermind, just eat your weirdo." lmao!
Just a minute dear, Aunt Joan needs to hit up the liquor aisle
"Never mind dont answer, just eat your wierdo"😂😂😂 me as a grandma
Joan made supermarket seem like a classy and glamorous place to be.
She made them seem like a scary place to be.
It used to be back in the 40s-50s men and women used to dress properly to ho to the grocery store not like the slobs u see today!
"Like a hot dog - only Spanish."
Joan never could get her hands on Cesar Romero's Spanish hot dog!
She must had thought of her latin lovers from back in the day.
Shopping with white gloves
Des Misc A lady exuding class- it’s what is missing in today’s society.
@@Blondie727 more like her compulsive dislike of filth and germs.
Mikey O'Reilly Both ladies are wearing gloves in the commercial although I’m sure you’re correct about Joan being a germaphobe. That and she was probably protecting her hands from the elements being that she was also vain. I still like the classy aspect of it.
It wasn't that unusual at the time. My grandmother, well into the 1980s, wouldn't be caught dead in her little downtown Main Street shops without her white gloves and hat
Better than a mask. 😜
“What are you buying?”
“Oh, this and that, and a carton of cigarettes.”
Helga! When you buy the chorizo you have to move the stewmeat! I'm not mad at you - I'm mad at the cow.
Mamacita
That’s hilarious!! 😂😂. She did look a little pissed as she was throwing that meat around. 😂😂
Lmao
I'm sorry, Miss Crawford.
Yes!
She reminds me of my grandma-beautiful
I think most people have no idea how old school people acted. Joan was definitely old school. Shed eat a 20th century man for breakfast. 21st century men wouldn't stand a chance.
It's all fun and games until the kid tells Auntie Joan she likes Coke better.
That would get a few lashes with a wire clothes Hanger.
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Say what you want about Joan Crawford, she was always a classy lady with style in public and carried herself the same way.
Saxon C I agree. Her spoilt adopted daughter wrote crap about her but we only have her word for it.
@@ticketyboo2456 Other actresses and family friends who knew Crawford confirmed that she abused Tina. Just because you like a stranger who lies for a living that doesn't mean they're not horrible human beings.
@@samalahenry The issue is that many people have come forward to dispute events that Christina wrote about, including the abuse allegations of clothing for boarding school, the gardening, finding acting jobs for Christina, the list goes on. The truth seems to be somewhere in the middle, but we may never know.
@@samalahenry Three people said that Joan was strict. Not abusive, strict. June Allyson, Helen Hayes and Lana Turner (who is the last person to comment on mothering, considering her daughter was a murderer.)
There are many more people who called bullshit on Tina's story. Myrna Loy, who had worked with Christina and knew what a brat she was. Philip Terry who raised Christina for six years. Betty Barker and Billie Greene, Joan's secretaries who were present in the house. Christina said Greene was present during the choking incident and was quoted as saying 'Stop, you'll kill her.' Greene herself said this was nonsense, and nothing of the sort had occured. Doug Fairbanks Jr, Vincent Sherman, Marlene Dietrich, Katherine Hepburn, Carleton Varney, Ann Blyth, Cesar Romero, Gary Gray. Other two childred, Cathy and Cindy, also denied.
So yeah, quit with the 'family witnessed the abuse' shit. Three people said it happened, 12 people said it didn't.
Also, this is Christina's 1977 sworn deposition, which contradicts the whole book.: www.christinacrawfordlied.com/documents_1977_christina_contestofwill
I'm not throwing darts in the dark, there's proper legal proof here.
@@preetakumar6593 Doug Fairbanks Jr, Vincent Sherman, Marlene Dietrich, Katharine Hepburn (I fixed your spelling), Carleton Varney, Ann Blyth, Cesar Romero, Gary Gray didn't live on the premises. They may have visited, but all they really knew about the situation was what Joan told them. Twins Cathy and Cindy weren't even born at the time Joan adopted Christina, and they were two years old when Christina was packed off to boarding school. The twins could only know of their own experience, not Christina's. Regarding Greene, were it me, I would be profoundly ashamed if it were known that I had interceded in such a mess, and not told the authorities what was going on that day, and on others. But, as Helen Hayes said, it was pointless to try to change Joan, and she might even react with more cruelty.
Of course, Joan needed the salary she earned with Pepsi, so her motivations for doing this kind of stuff are obvious, but she was such a sport about it. She did all these crazy promotions with grace and professionalism. Too bad she wasn't being offered any good film roles at this time. I'm sure she would have rather been on a soundstage.
I suspect she made Pepsi do this so she could be in them! Also, by doing them she justified her salary with Pepsi. I'm sure execs were like "just let her do them so she won't bother us." Most other Pepsi commercials then and now were geared towards a more youthful audience. I doubt teens in the late 60's had a taste for Joan Crawford. She certainly didn't appeal to "those who think young".
@@DCGuy1997 Well Baby Jane, Strait Jacket were popular with the teen crowd so it's not unbelievable or implausible that Joan had that demographic even into the late sixties or near the end of her life especially with retrospectives and fan mail.
Honey Joan was rolling up that grocer aisle looking fresh . I love the gloves . SMART
"Who ever heard of a red weirdo??" Joan did, and probably screamed "TROG!!!" at it in preparation for her 1970 movie, LOL!!!!!
I'm sure Hedda Hopper mentioned them frequently to Joan.
that was one of the weirdest things I've watched in decades
60's was the weirdest decade ever u can even heat the strangeness in the music guess too much drugs in that time
That because you suffer from IRS - (Inversion Reality Syndrome) 😘
Now I just keep thinking of Joan in FEUD using every opportunity to promote Pepsi and doing Bette's head in 😂😂
I doubt very highly if Miss Joan Crawford EVER really went into a supermarket lol
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Absolutely not .
Anyone who read even a portion of her book that was published before she died , knows what a pretentious snob she was
Carol Anne did the bitchwork.
I can imagine Joan telling that little girl:
“You are not getting up from that table until you’ve finished that lobster “
I love when Joan tells the girl to eat her weirdo. hahahahahahahahahahaa Mom said it was made of rubber.
I bet Joan had one swig of Pepsi too many right before that shot.
Hahahaha she probably wanted the little girl to get intoxicated.
...and that little girl grew up to be MADONNA!
Madonna, who didn't include Joan's name in the "Vogue" rap.
@@vinnym5607 Probably because Joan made her eat a Weirdo that was made out of rubber! 🤷🏻♂️
Is there any truth to this because...thats kinda cool
LMGAO!
@@tomsperduti2967 laughing my gucking ass off!
I've been dying for someone to explain Spanish sausage for ages. 😑
Brad - It's like a hotdog, only Spanish.
I'm sure Joan had quite a few!
I believe it's called chorizo
Joan: " Oh stock boy, could you show me where you keep the Comet cleanser" ?
Dang... that sandwich is the 💥
*I'm surprised she didn't beat the store manager with a salami for having wire shopping carts!*
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LMAO
hahaha
NO WIRE SHOPPPING CAAAARRTS!!!
Ahahahahahaha!!!!!! Good one!!!!!!!!
Joan Crawford shopping at Safeway!
this is CLASSIC !!!!
Joan looks great here, say what you will about her but she stood up straight and held herself with pride, beautifully dressed always
Just like Vampira.
@@SymphonyBrahms No Cruella Deville.
I wanna go grocery shopping with Joan Crawford!
IF a "weirdo" was plastic, why did Joan say "eat your weirdo"...
ANYTHING WITH MISS CRAWFORD IS A TREAT THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH
I can't help but be amused by the way Joan snatches on to that crank with her gloved hands and torques it, almost like she's picturing Christina's neck.
Cathy and Cindy: how could you tell such wicked lies about mommy dearest!
I remember when this commercial came out, I was 7 years old and it freaked me out then and still does today. Her vibration was scary at this age. The eerie music didn't help and I could feel her incredible sadness emanate from the screen. I was 7 and sensed all that. Incredible.
If you will recall, she started out in silent pictures! So, she had been around a long time. 1925 was her first film so at this point she had been in show business 44 years! Old Hollywood been long gone and so were most of her friends. At this age she should have been great at being "granny joan" but since she did not cultivate a healthy relationship with her kids they couldn't stand to be around her and I think that feeling was mutual. Her estate was valued at $2 million back then which in today's converted rate is $8 million. The two youngest kids only received $77K a piece which converts to $347K today..
Your unfocused blathering freaks me out.
I feel you. It does come across eerie. She lacks that motherly instinct, so it comes across as pretense- which can even make a crying baby cry more.
I had wondered how much the two youngest had received. Hopefully they invested wisely because even the 6 digit number worth day is not alot due to inflation.
Yeah - and her two younger kids received zero.
How I miss the days when we food shopped in gloves, heels, and a hat
WE..is not Joan.
Bruh i wish i could travel back in time and go grocery shopping with Joan I love her
Joann Crawford could sure put on an act.
this is so bizarre and wonderful at the same time !
All I can say is, "WOW." Thanks for uploading.
The narrator who starts speaking at about 3:30 is Jackson Beck, the same narrator of Woody Allen's mockumentary "Take The Money And Run."
Joan standing at the register is how you present a star - perfectly lit, center of the frame, head carefully turned in profile. She knew exactly how to present herself, probably telling the ad director exactly how to do it.
Real life:
Kid: Why are you doing that?
Joan: (Wraps hands around her throat) STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!
That little girl looks like the Poltergeist girl...Heather O' Rourke.
She sure does!
Poor Heather...she suffered needlessly.
@@EYE_GOTCHA did you hear the rumor of what actually killed her?
@@ivan72087 what rumour
Alison Kemp it was a discussion on UA-cam where Shirley temple and other child actors were talking about the abuse and pedophila in the entertainment industry and someone said heather o rourke did die just from and illness she was abused physically and she was injured during an attack which ruptured her organs and that’s what killed her. I was trying not to say exactly what was said so I don’t get in trouble with UA-cam this is alleged.
I love Joan Crawford❤️
The music at the beginning can also be heard in the Russ Meyer films Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and Cherry, Harry & Raquel
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! THIS AIN'T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO!"
How many fucking times can she walk by the Pepsi? LMFAO And I was a kid then and I NEVER saw a Pepsi vending machine in a market. Laundromat yes...but not a supermarket...
Little girl, if you knew the kind of mother "Joan" was you'd run for the hills instead
I believe she had ownership stake in Pepsi
the kid wanted a weirdo...........She got Joan
This comment section is brutal.
Yep, and later that day she got a spanking with wire hangers!
And what's worse, she's got three more at home!! : )
I like your name.
In real life, Joan was a natural redhead. So when the kid asked for a red weirdo, she really got her wish!
I'd swear they were trolling her by having a willful blonde child as her co-star.
This really lapses into surreal when she starts saying supermarkets are now God. I wonder just who this was being marketed to. It reminds me of some sort of Incredible Shrinking Woman excerpts.
Supermarkets are God, then they show people pillaging a supermarket. Weird!
Ha! I thought the same thing. Were there any “out-takes” where she slaps the girl and then says “You love it don’t you?!”
She meant we worship materialistic 'stuff'. Not an educated woman, so didn't articulate it well, but smart.
Joan was so beautiful.
What a wonderful shopping experience for that child, Joan was wonderful with children.
Is that sarcasm?
I laughed harder at this comment than anything else I’ve read on YT.
You twist it, Joan. Brilliant
Yeah....I laughed at that. Thought the same thing.
"Don't fuck with me fellas!"
That last minute looks like the inspiration for the game show SUPERMARKET SWEEP.
Joan was about to start slapping the poltergeist girl!
It's 2018 and Joan is still shopping for paella.
É 2021
I wonder if she ever found that Spanish Sausage she was looking for.
@@tonyktown She found it.
Joan’s car at 0:15 is a 1969 Ford Country Squire station wagon.
Joan Crawford driving a station wagon... yeah, highly unlikely 😂
Things this commercial makes me wanna do:
- Eat Spanish Sausage
- eat bacon
- Eat…the whole deli…yeah…just…just raid the whole deli the fuck
- Eat rubber weirdoes
- Make bratty kids eat weirdoes
- Have a long island ice tea
- Contemplate God in the grocery line
Things this commercial DOESN’T make me wanna do:
-Make me want a Pepsi
"Don't f*ck with me fellas!!....this isn't my first time at the rodeo".
As a grocer for most my adult life, that shopping spree at the end would give me PTSD
Did you see the ceiling lights? I have one, they are cathode tubes.
GET THE GODDAMNMED COMPANY TO PAY THE BILL!
She must have been sober at the beginning of the day, when she over-enunciates "sausage" (01:57) but then at the end she sounds like she's had a few when she starts rambling on about the glories of godly supermarkets (02:50). You can almost hear the ice cubes clicking in her glass...
haha - I was thinking exactly the same thing. Still, this was an interesting look back to a time when people in general were more civil and (some) people actually dressed up like a lady to go to the supermarket. With the triumph of militant feminism and communism that's all pretty much gone now.
sorry to say but true--the women on the streets now look like street walkers and the men like garbage collectors--spaghetti straps and flip flops instead of pearls and grace: 'anything goes' a poorer society for sure!
Don't forget pajama bottoms and fuzzy slippers, this is what I see at the supermarket, in the afternoon too.
fat people on scooters
LOL! Love it!
"I'm looking for SPANISH sausage. I'm tired of the pale sausages, I'm ready for some dark sausages."
LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
If all else fails, try some zucchini.
@@stache1954 Glad SOMEONE got our allusion to Sebastian's famous line from 'Suddenly Last Summer'.
@@brkitdwn Don't you mean eggplant?
She's so captivating.
Fabulous profile shot at the register.
This was the 60's and kids calling adults by first name?? The one thing I remember most about those days we could not call adults by their first name, unless it was like "Aunt Joan" or something in that nature.
Joan probably demanded it.
@@sharksport01 You're probably right.
Very true.
"and where do you think *you* come from?" 😂😂😂 oh my god
I'm surprised they didn't have a shot with Joan watching the lobster being boiled alive.
“But all this red juice comes out when I push on it!”
“Well then… DON’T push it!” lol
It's her gloves. I miss daily gloves; only the Queen and Princess Royal still wear daily gloves!
My dear 84yo aunt told me just a few weeks back that she and my mom wore little white gloves when they went to shop in downtown Indianapolis, back in the day.
@@annedavis6090
Did they have luncheon at Ayres Tea room?
@@sharksport01 lovely days gone by.
Why does this make me feel so sedated?
Watching Joan cures depression and anxiety.
Most housewives in the 60's were either on uppers like Black Beauties and/or Miltowns which were tranquilizers. You're right, I think they're on Miltowns and there's a fog rolling in.
@@Deva7 That's funny. Were you being facetious?
@@andytaylor5476 "what a drag it is, getting older"🤫
Normality and Reason can positive effects on those suffering from intense mood swings of the typical borderline personality. 😜
The last scene reminds me of people clearing out the supermarket during pandemic
Little girl: "It's reddddd"
Joan: "Red, like the welts on your ass you little brat!"
You could tell by the time she did the voice over she was drunk af. 😂😂 Slurring her words like a mother.
Funniest shit 😂😂😂😂
Expected the ending to show Joan pushing the girl in the cart right into the traffic.
What are you shopping for, Joan?
JOAN: Oh sausages , tomatoes, mussels..but NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRR
"Don't FUCK with me FELLAS!"
Would have been funnier if Bette Davies was on the check out
HAAAAAAAHAHAAAaaaaaaaa!!! 👏🏻🤣🤣🤣
That would have Been hysterical!!!!!! But just be out of the way of flying daggers!!!!!!
Notice how Joan keeps her gloves on. Its want only the style back then but she had an keeping clean clause.
That makes sense.
Crawford, Texas. I wonder if Joan Crawford was so rich, that she owns a town named after her? Must be true with lots of money you can buy anything.
salchicha española muy buenaaaaaa
So cute Joan with the little girl
I'd sure love to see both of these promo films, instead of chunks of each!
I wonder if Joan had a coupon for that Pepsi 6 pack at the checkout