Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place
I'm a lucky man 😎. First: I had the huge honor to be treated by one of the ASMR Superstar: Mr. Asim 😎. Second: I just survived 😜 🤣🤣 . Thanks a lot Asim, it was a huge pleasure 🙏🏻. At 20:00 I comment on this gorgeous service 😉
Emperor Palpatine: "Have you heard of the tale of Lord ASIM? He was so powerful with the force he could kill someone and bring them back to life in the same massage." Anakin: "Meh......tell me about Pink Barber again"... Palpatine: "Tonic?"
I dont know why. But this intro was clean 😂 those Asim hand movements and just everything about it is relaxing. And that endging with kiss on fingers and touching his chin is just beautiful.
His facial expressions make me think he can see demons attacking his clients aura and he is battling against them through massage and cracking.
Prolly accurate
Ahh most people see it as Asim wanting to kill the client but I like this different take on the lore
No. He sees money and knows, show must go on. But i think, it is a good feeling to be massaged in this way.
You get IT!
I thought this too 😂 I was like is this guy a massage pro or an exorcist?
3:30 we will rock you
3:31
Haha good one
Omfg I kept tapping the timestamps and made it so he just kept slapping the dudes head 😂
I'm dead.
Pqp morri aqui kkkkkkkk
Really rare to see people like him.... 👀 His enthusiasm is really fun to watch 🥺
3:31 repeat for the beat
You made my day 🤣
We will rock you.
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
We will we will rock you😂😂🔥🔥
" we will we will CRACK you " !!!!
3:30 my dad seeing if the watermelon’s good
tomás Ramos mat
Hahahahah
Hahahs
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
😭😭😂😂
5:02 he thought he was done but they told him to keep going
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He wants all the bad negativity and demons out his aura
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or he was surprised he didn't snap his neck 😂
fact
2:26 "I like ya cut g"
😂😂🤣
🤣
🤭🤭🤭🤭
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
🤣🤣🤣
I'm a lucky man 😎. First: I had the huge honor to be treated by one of the ASMR Superstar: Mr. Asim 😎. Second: I just survived 😜 🤣🤣 . Thanks a lot Asim, it was a huge pleasure 🙏🏻. At 20:00 I comment on this gorgeous service 😉
Good look wearing The Baba tshirt...we miss Baba...."Relax!!!"
What an amazing nice t-shirt the cosmic barber Baba sen!!
Extra large shirt to cover the belly
I m glad you re still alive...few make it 😂
You actually paid a visit to Asim? To me he is the mad barber.
*Marvel:* 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
*Me:*
This comment is the best one ever
and most anticipated xD
Assasims Creed
Agree ajajaj
Why who are these guys?
0:44 when your dad finds out your still awake a 3am
This deserves way more likes
Gzuz 187 and?
@@Gzuz-qc4jd then*
@@Gzuz-qc4jd are u the real Gzuz 187er?
You're
Imagine your job is literally just traveling all over the world & getting massages...he has it made
Why don’t u start your own channel like him? What’s stopping u?
chi chi True True
Being first on the bandwagon.
Having 500k subscribers is
A hell of
A headstart
chi chi all 10,000,000 asmr channels out there now
M
That’s not his main source of income, but it is one! Hard work will allow you to live like this
4:57 Well done 47, go to the extraction point.
Not the Hitman Reboot I expected.
😕😕😕
In all seriousness, Asim is really focused on his work. This isn't any normal job for him, what he's doing is performing art.
PoorlyDrawnFace Silly faces aside, he's good at what he does.
He also knows he's on camera
@@splinterbyrdthat's even better. I'd be concerned if he kept making those faces when there's no camera in sight. Time and place for everything.
5:40 All the girls I ever gave a Valentine card😔
Thats sad :(
fao
lmao
Darn
F
2:25 my dad when I came home with bad grades
😂
LOLOOOOOOOOLLOLOLLLLLLL
Jajjsjsjsjjsnnzjs
Hahahhahahahahsh
LOL NHAAHJNDTL
8:18 my creepy uncle when he passes behind me at the dinner table
Wha-- same lol
I'd let him.
Your uncle loves you
Bruhhh
Gay?
0:43 me about to eat some chicken wings
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha!
HAKAJJA
😂😂😂😭
❤️😂
-how are you?
- how are you?
- I'm fine
-I'm fine...
Hahahhahaa
Asim don't speak english?
imagine you open your eyes and see him looking at you like this: 7:20
I have created ASMR channel. Please spare your valuable time and watch my videos. #Thriveasmr
Id probably roll on out of there.
I'd not stop laughting🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Call 911 😭
14:12 Masimo got a bit rusty, judging by the sound
Hahaha I was expecting a slowly snapping sound but then I went down in laughter. Just like in a cartoon or a sitcom.
Lmfaoo Lmfaoo
Bahahaha
Crossover of the year ♥️
Dr. Gabriele Benedetti when are you going to visit Asim and be next like Massimo ?
Oh it’s you!
I still think you two were the best crossover but this is a solid 2nd!
Manchi tu!
Dr. Gabriele Benedetti oddio gabri
Didn’t know asim liked to cosplay as Ricardo
Nice ninja profile picture
No just no
Jackrob186 yes just yes now accept that mental image you have no choice here
Please no
No. Ricardo cosplays as Asim
We need Asim being playable in Mortal Kombat
Hahahahahahaahah thank you man..
Then first he will give massage to scorpion
FATALITY
Fight
😅🤣
17:48 the barber let the intrusive thoughts win 😂😂
4:37 “let me check if he’s still alive”
Hahahahahaha "after all you never know ..." "I want to be paid myself" xD
ahahahahahahaha now it's me to be dead...after seen this
"Oh not enough"
09:49 well that escalated quickly.
"Im gonna try that on a girl"
With his oily hands on his clothes..
Fellow Noah. I wish you peace and happiness.
NoahNeverSleeps another Noah here I wish both of you a long lasting beautiful life
Me: walks into Asims shop
Asim: so you have chosen death
😂
ua-cam.com/video/rZVjKlBCvhg/v-deo.html cake or death ?
Callum Thomson 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Slap hand before covid : 6:13
Slap hand after covid : 6:15
Ded
5:03 “ Nice, he is alive! “
😂😂
Tuga ❤️
the crack be fake
A - Assassin
S - Skilled
I - In
M - Massage
DooN lmfao best comment
TheWatchingEye yes
Rush hour 4 is going to be good
@Aziz Lobby and he loves hanumaanji
Asim looks like a Pirate. Just missing Jack Sparrow now.
And also like Kendrick Lamar xDD
Jack FATrrow
No , Asim looks like Milos ..
@@boobajoba2622 I dont see it tell me more
Dummyweird Never mind
Bone: exists
Indian barbers: I'm gonna crack that.
Joints* they’re cracking the synovial fluid in between the joints that are connected to the bones 😎😃👍🏼
The pop of the bubbles inside the fluid is what makes the cracking noise
Anyone else dying out of laughter reading the comments and checking all those time stamps ? 😂😂💀💀 i'm cracking up. Ya'll made my day. Thanks.
Yup these comments are too good lmao
Yeah. Been checking the timestamps instead of trying to fall asleep. 😁
🤣🤣🤣
Exactly doing that 🤣
😀😂😃
2:05 West siiiiiddddeeeee
Ayeeeee
Ayeeeeee
Lmfao
Faders
Bruh
Ayyyyye!
0:49 ricardo milos v2
дум chilllllll...😂😂😂😂
дум translate
Xavier medina you don’t get it?
jajajjajajaj C mamo buena esa we estubo buenisima salu2 pa
ahauahaua
9:44 when she says her back hurts ....
16:38 how its ends
😂
Underrated comment 🤣
😂😂😂
Bro💀
LMAOOOO
Fuuk 😂😂😂
17:24 Firelord Asim killing the last airbender
What was the purpose of that? xD
😂😂😂😂
@@MA-my2wu To show dominance
@@urfrndjenn lol shut up Jenn
lol bc hes bald too
1:27 *Slaps paper sheets aggresively*
Ouch why papa Asim slap my cheek so hard
@@コジフォクソ 😳
Ivo Nunes 😳
Kurdt Cocaine 😳
Bro can I one shot of your cocaine quota
9:49 when my homie says he’s a virgin
LMAOO
bro?
Underrated comment, this is too funny😂😂
Homies help homies
Stop ples 😞
1:27 ... me after finishing juice 🧃
How you kept a straight face when that man was gripping your chest is beyond me!!!!!
4:58 neck break
400 exp
Double kill
Activating tactical nuke
I believe it's a cultural thing. Men without shirts is just men without shirts.
@@7ANIBAL5646 😂😂
6:14 I gave five to my friend and remembered about covid.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does this only have 33 likes... one of the best 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂👌
hahahah
15:41 when you try to remember the password your enter while ago 😂
Lmaoooooo
HAHA
Underrated comment 🤣
Hahahaha
😭😂
My head at school after getting a fresh cut:
13:32
4:34 his facial expression tho bruh🤣🤣 it's like he want to slap him so bad..bt can't do it...
Ik lol
The synthesized sound is not real 😂😂😂😂😂
I have created ASMR channel. Please spare your valuable time and watch my videos. #Thriveasmr
Emperor Palpatine: "Have you heard of the tale of Lord ASIM? He was so powerful with the force he could kill someone and bring them back to life in the same massage."
Anakin: "Meh......tell me about Pink Barber again"...
Palpatine: "Tonic?"
Tonic indeed
6:14 Me and my boss after getting paid
🤣🤣🤣
@Dimas A.Wardana wtf
@Dimas A.Wardana Are u serious?
@Dimas A.Wardana BAAAAASSSSEEEDDDDDDD
Dimas A.Wardana ahahahahhahah
17:40 he's got the whole world in his hand.
😂
Ah I didn't see you already time stamped the moment 😅
Asim explains : how to crack someone's neck without breaking it step by step tutorial
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Girl: Can you massage my back
Me- 17:39
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:58
Quickly looks at mirror to make sure he hasn’t killed him. Turns to camera and pulls thumbs up for reassurance hahaha
Asim is probably like, this guys famous can't kill him lile the others. Can only use 20% of my power. 😂🤣
Lol..
Iol fakyo
Bold of you to assume that's 20% Of his power
Who's the guy ??
He looks familiar
3:30 WE WILL WE WILL ROCK U
Hahahahaha
Brilliant 👏
2:25 Me if I crack my morning egg
🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂
Bruh the sound of it sounds like how egg cracks
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:30 we will we will ROCK YOU!!
😂😂
underrated comment
@@Shahan777B cz its copied
@@manavbws who's the original vperson who made the comment?
LMAO I JUST BUSTED UP IN BED 💀
20% = Massage
80% = Reaction
I love how after every crack he lets go and looks like he's ready to run for a paramedic
14:42 when you're driving your Harley but it's a bald guy
This has me laughing so hard at 5:13 am😂
😂😂😂😂
BROOO THE FACES AS HES DOING IT😭😭
Asim only used 1% of his power
😂😂😂 What about rest
5:40 when I ask a celebrity "can I have your autograph"
LMFAOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂
This 😂
Très drôle 😄
I love Asim’s showmanship and entertainment that goes along with his massage! Peace be with you all from the USA! :)
2:25 my mom when i tell her i got an F from a test
FUQ😂😂😂
Omg hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaah😂😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
hahaha he did "the egg trick" we used to do when we were kids
Im dead bahahaha
Dude is like the most intense masseur ever, look at the fire in his eyes. It as if there's an internal war or battle in his mind.
16:50 prom night
avener28 I rarely chuckle at UA-cam comments.... but this was good
avener28 haha
Ahahaha
avener28 Why? I don’t get it
@@MS-37 someone didn't get to second base on prom night..haha
04:59
- yes!! Got it
He survived!
Lol hahaha
I love the fact that he's wearing baba sen's T-shirt , it's a nice tribute to the passed away legend. Maybe asim could use some of that cosmic energy?
I noticed too
@barta235 what?
3:41 be carefull asim.. it will start fire
the therapist: indian axel rose doesn't exist
indian axel rose:
Psychologists deal with meds, you mean a therapist
@@KazzieBB Yea, thx.
@@KazzieBB it's psychiatrist's that prescribe medication. Psychologists don't give meds
He looks more like Steve Van Zandt
13:32 look how red his head is😂
Blood circulation at it's best
Soon he'll have full head of hair
Lmfao 🤣
4:55 when I asked my boss for summer holidays
Tobi Top 😂😂😂good one
Holy shi* it’s 1 am and this comment was so funny for no reason I almost peed my pants😂😂😂😂😂
Summer Vacation ?
Asim's reactions to the cracks is like taking out pieces of a Jenga tower and hoping it doesn't fall on you.
RamenFox he’s always like “whoa! His heart is beating still “
Lmao
20:16 the way he stand is funny 🤣
Powerfull pose 😎
He is an stand user
Yare yare daze
Stop ^
Silvio stand
My girl checking if I'm alive after the double twist gawk 3000 19:44
Gross
16:40 thank me later
LOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG
Foreplay 🤣🤣
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
19:44
Masseur: Say something!
Client: What?
Ahahah
He’s more like where’s my money ?
Massimo is the most massaged man on the surface of the Earth. Probably he has no more bones in his body but jelly....
Jesus Christ can I come to heaven
@Jesus Christ so .....Are you prophet or a god ??
@@سالم-ش9ت6ي He is a carpenter
18:50 my man clearly hasn't had a girl in a while
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
16:40 I thought that I was in UA-cam🤣
16:30
I wonder if he massages Woman the same way....
Hawt
Feminists are saying that man and woman are the same.
@@Michallo50 modern problems require outstanding moves
If it was a female, this video would be on a different site.. if you know what I mean..
@@elixrl4568 🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
4:32 Lmfao that sound.
Why did it end so quick 😭
With that stare lol.
Is a fake sound, dont know why this guy use fake crack sounds...
Yes he does add cracking sounds.
I dont know why. But this intro was clean 😂 those Asim hand movements and just everything about it is relaxing.
And that endging with kiss on fingers and touching his chin is just beautiful.
*When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object..*
You made my day HAHA
Opiate wow what an epic sentence.
Hilarious 😂
Vinay Dn 😂
Is that from agadmator???
This video for me is the same as watching Messi and Ronaldo playing at the same team.
😂🤣
I was reading your comment at 6:15 which aligns itself perfectly in my head imagining the two of them
K Reyn ok “tough” guy
Asim looks like the only thing holding him back from going super saiyan is his bandana
2:30 i thought he slapped him😭
I swear the way Asim approaches his massage targets is predatory. Like a lion gazing upon a gazelle's left buttcheek
Almost like hes gonna take revenge of every single bone in you
Why must it be the left cheek
@@regirock7313 it is always the left buttcheek...
@@regirock7313it knows what it did
This is what really happens in boys locker room
Do they end up exchanging phone numbers?
*Sandusky has entered the chat
Just because thats what happens in your kinda locker room, doesn't happen everywhere
What's a "lockeroom"
Comic Forts hmm nah
17:39 how I’m trying to be but she playing
Lowkey he violated this man 😂
We're just not gonna talk about how perfect the thumbnail is for this video?
9:07 When you are working drive thru and your manager tells you to close the window.
Chup be chutiye
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:02, I miss you so much baba sen...
What he is dead?
Mehdi Safer yes
William why? I cant find any information about his death
Джорно Джованна i think it had to do with something heart related, i’ll try and find it.
@@giornogiovanna228 ua-cam.com/video/dopu9W6odIE/v-deo.html
6:14 that was one aggressive high five
16:39 when she only lets you to play with them.
😂
Lol 😂
Bruh 😂
5:00 The Moment where Asim realized that his Patient has survived ;-) I love him ^^"
06:20 when she wants to hold hands. .
I can’t help my self from saying this but man this comment section cracks me up 😂
This video is so good, i love Asim's focus and theatrics. The guy has serious talent and that massage i can only be jealous of!
3:30 buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday.
Was waiting for someone to say this xD
Someone PLEASE make a remix
Was looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣
Blood on your face big disgrace
R.I.P Baba Sen
Didn't recognize the T-Shirt until now.
2:14 Looks like a gypsy reading from a crystal ball. His power is slowly intensifying.
Gypsies emigrated from India, so you're not far of true
@@cornelcon5267 and from romania lol
I know it’s late but I absolutely love that he has a Baba Sen shirt, I loved that guy, amazing triple crossover