as a straight guy i have definitely seen guys in the pool or just around and im thinking to myself that i can really see the appeal. especially if you see muscles moving, those are fascinating. but im totally staight.... no homo
To be fair i'm illegal in all countries. I have commited SEVERAL war crimes and violated the Geneva ''Convention'' (more like the Geneva Suggestion) many times.
My old childhood friend told me he's bi, but jokes on him, I am too, and he showed me this song when we hung out for the first time in a while. So there's that.
This song went from being very straight, to having some gay thoughts, to being bisexual and then to full on homosexual. The whole sexual spectrum in a song... Epic.
@@comradeeverclear4063 nah you're just being doodoo and don't know what they mean. It's okay to be wrong sometimes, we all make mistakes man. Please do better. SO uh, here's an explanation.... -Pansexual basically is like bisexual (same and different genders attraction but we knew that right), there isn't as much of a delineation as you think. Some people with this kind of attraction might even identify with both bi/pan or neither, or something else entirely. It can be a mess, but it's okay because we all respect each other and the labels we choose that fit best for us. -Polyromantic, well that's just wanting a romantic relationship with multiple genders (not all), probably not all at once, but I don't know their life. -Asexual is just on a different spectrum. People can lack sexual attraction and not want to have sex with people, be indifferent about it regardless of gender, be absolutely repulsed by sex, etc. Some asexual people are aromantic and don't seek out romantic relationships either, but that's not this person. -Panromantic is wanting a romantic relationship with all genders, probably not all at once, but once again, I don't know this person's life. Pretty sure being able to explain this is proof that it makes sense, at least to those of us who actually try to understand each other's labels. Probably won't ever check back here, don't bother asking me for follow up questions.
@@tourtle1497 the country's top scientists are using every available theorem, technique, and computer to help crack one of man's most recent, and yet unexplained mysteries.
*Piemations is gay* is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2019, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.
@Piemations I can completely relate, I just came out as bi, and I remember seeing some gay porn and thinking “man people who are bi are lucky, some of this is hot!” somehow I didn’t figure it out till a year later Btw, this is hilarious! Good job!
I didn't realize I was gay until middle school when guys would wear gym shorts and things started to show, but I was pretty sure after I caught myself staring a couple times
Big shaq: Man's not hot
Piemations: Men are hot
@@loremipsum2237 you even english bro
zach Daniel I didnt see your comment, sorry
zach Daniel Stoll?
I'm rewriting the last comment
You stoll my comment
As in you got to the video before me and made this comment
@@loremipsum2237 well if he or she came before you than he or she did not steal and wtf is stoll dont you mean steal
Its been up for 15 minutes and its already age restricted lol
That was quick
Age restricted an his new video, Wow
Yep
snowyoreo663 kinda shows the homophobic nature of you tube
Yeah let us kids watch songs about men
When you handshake a guy for more than 5 seconds
this post made me exhale deeply through my nose XD
Yep pretty much
I'm not a man but I can strangely agree
the music came on after i read the comment
😂
Girl 1: I think he might be into you
Girl 2: Ikr, his signals are so on point
Guy:
Memento mori
Remember your death, remember you are mortal
Gay:*
Relatable
Lmao
**Spoiler**
This vid might be gay.
WHAT!?!??!?!??!????!??????!??!!!!!????!???!?
HUHUJUHHIHHUHUHUHH
*NANI*
Bruh
HMMMMMMMN
nobody:
Companies during Pride Month:
Companies when Pride Month ends: *this video is age restricted*
We
This is 𝙩𝙤 true
666'th line
Including the disclaimer
So.... How was the conversation with Zach when you guys came up with this idea?
oh god
“Hey how about we make a song about this”
Wtf
Plot twist kuledude thought of it
I know right
Historians would say that this is a song about friends.
Happy friends
@@Quader00 omg they where roommates
Homiesexuals
The greeks basically
@@GreenEyedPsycho I think that was the Romans.
Producers: how gay do you want it to be?
Piemations: *Y E S*
He IS the producer.
@@flytrapYTP r/whoooosh
@@danielsteger8456 that doesnt make sense
Daniel Steger Bruh makes no fucking sense
@@friedrice1022 it doesnt make sense becuase you need a high iq like mine to understand it, cringe
*starts sweating*
@@danielthegamer256 a masterpiece
@KH4KH3 LMFAO LOL.
@@paranoidise6458 okay it is a very good one LMFAO LOL.
Friends: “What songs do you listen to?”
Me: “Ummmm..... well you see..... erm”
Add a "s" and a "p" in that "erm"
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 god dammit I thought for a second this was posted 49 years ago, I’m frickin dumb lol
Rock, heavy metal kinda stuf....
“I.. Listen to men..”
“That’s not a theme though…”
“We’ll you see, *it is..”*
When you accidentally look at another dudes butt for 0.001 second.
WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off! Thanks for being jealous, dear dude VCASUAL
AxxL sadly this is age restricted and I am 17
Looks at ass for 0.001 seconds:
*I HAVE BIG DOUBLE GAY*
as a straight guy i have definitely seen guys in the pool or just around and im thinking to myself that i can really see the appeal. especially if you see muscles moving, those are fascinating. but im totally staight.... no homo
It got age restricted lol 😂
Are you really surprised by that?
Lol filthy frank never get age restricted
@@dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub yea because youtube is scared of restricting him
@ForestofTooMuchFood agreed
you dont say?
"given its not illegal"
70+ countries: allow us to indroduce ourselves
"I'm illegal in 70+ countries"
"I'm gay"
@@markusscheidt5327 hehe, you are a walking crime. That’s kinda funny to think about.
@@nolifeconsolegamer Thats actually pretty sweet.
To be fair i'm illegal in all countries.
I have commited SEVERAL war crimes and violated the Geneva ''Convention'' (more like the Geneva Suggestion) many times.
@@vrabb9030 oh shit
"Why focus on that trash when you can get out there and smash"
Can I get an amen?
City Guard amen sister
I was on this part when I read this comment xD
Shouldn't you ber helping me defeat that dragon and d trap it in the castle. In skyrim
Amen
ahole
2019 is looking pretty great so far
Yes...yes it is
Lol
Hahaha
BÖRK?
Bork what in the world does that mean???
My old childhood friend told me he's bi, but jokes on him, I am too, and he showed me this song when we hung out for the first time in a while. So there's that.
Interesting way to say "Long time no see". Must have been funny
Nobody cares
WeDoALittleTrolling that was a certified not trolling move
@@callmekarter ok
@@BussTyrone nobody asked you
When you watch JoJo once
Ayy it's Justin back at it again with the JoJo.
aye
HALLO JUSTIN Y
DAMMIT JUSTIN!
@@yochristal How about you stfu idiot. no one cares about your opinion
It’s a bit strange both the singers in this song are FRIENDS.
yea..... “Friends”
i honestly they were brothers for some reason
And also roommates
Historians say that they were really good friends
If you’re not a bit gay for your best friend, are you even friends? Lol
This song went from being very straight, to having some gay thoughts, to being bisexual and then to full on homosexual. The whole sexual spectrum in a song... Epic.
me, who's pansexual and polyromantic, as well as my partner, who's asexual and panromantic:
@@cake_9510 you mean cakesexual?
@@cake_9510Neither one of those things makes any single semblance of sense. 😂
@@comradeeverclear4063 nah you're just being doodoo and don't know what they mean. It's okay to be wrong sometimes, we all make mistakes man. Please do better.
SO uh, here's an explanation....
-Pansexual basically is like bisexual (same and different genders attraction but we knew that right), there isn't as much of a delineation as you think. Some people with this kind of attraction might even identify with both bi/pan or neither, or something else entirely. It can be a mess, but it's okay because we all respect each other and the labels we choose that fit best for us.
-Polyromantic, well that's just wanting a romantic relationship with multiple genders (not all), probably not all at once, but I don't know their life.
-Asexual is just on a different spectrum. People can lack sexual attraction and not want to have sex with people, be indifferent about it regardless of gender, be absolutely repulsed by sex, etc. Some asexual people are aromantic and don't seek out romantic relationships either, but that's not this person.
-Panromantic is wanting a romantic relationship with all genders, probably not all at once, but once again, I don't know this person's life.
Pretty sure being able to explain this is proof that it makes sense, at least to those of us who actually try to understand each other's labels. Probably won't ever check back here, don't bother asking me for follow up questions.
@@KirbyFanDudethought pansexual meant you like to fuck pans
I like you
*Teleports aways*
*Teleports back*
No homo....
*Teleports away*
teleports behind you
Nothing personal kid
But I must go all out
Just this once
Whichever will it be
SP33DFR34K Ack
“Staring at some guys ass in the park,”
Best quote... *ever*
Marla McEnaney firstftftdtd
"Here i am, deep in a guy"
Midget09 why’s u edit it? Wasn’t here I am balls deep in a guy?
@@joyfuljay6829 no just deep
@@joyfuljay6829 also that was VERY quick how the hell did you see that?
Thank goodness Mike commented "no homo" at the end of the video.
*That makes being deep in some guy null and void.*
Lol
How?
Yes
@@Professor_Rock
That's just how it works
Nintendo Hero Academia
no I don’t think it does clear him but whatever
I really love when it says "pan, gay, bi... does it matter? Fuck whoever you want".
So pan
UA-cam, why was this in my recommendations?
Do you know something about me I don't?
Michael Offner since you made this comment, they must have been correct
64 likes... getting awfully close there...
Give him a like if you want to support him being gay
In my recommendations too *CrAp*
UA-cam: (under breath ) maybe
No one is talking about how we watched a man clutched his bouncing cheeks for straight 2 minutes
Those 2 minutes weren't so straight after all, if you know what i mean.
2 gay minutes
NO WAIT 2 BI MINUTES
This is more catchy than any of us want to admit
I know, right? :D
Someone had to say it
I listened to it THREE times its so catchy
I'm willing to admit it.
I think I'm getting addicted to this song
And today, Piemations openly identifies as bi and has a boyfriend.
Great times we live in. :)
It was a year ago... but damm
He good human
So if he was hetero and had a gf would those be terrible times?
@@Kaczer94 No.
@@Kaczer94 no one said that
This should be the only official way to come out
Lowkey someone should make a girl version 👀
@@gibgabs2899 it won’t be as funny
@@tableentertainment7644 I’m sure I can think of how to make it funny. That or someone else
@@gibgabs2899 ok
"But who gives a crap
Why focus on that trash
When you could get out there and smash
Yeeeeah"
*My gaydar is going through the roof*
Lol
Dude, get that out of here now! You need the upgraded version, the homometer. Gaydar can only handle so much
@@matthewcole395 where can I buy one of these homometers
@@ShmingleNuts I got mine from a random drop playing Tf2
The office
Wow, That’s hot! That’s hot!
Yaahahaahahahaa
But ain't it *rewind time?*
Ahhhhh HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
2:15 It’s rewind time!
Can’t lie
This song is a bop
Ong
Because men are real hot
Your pfp.
also yeah
Oow can relate even tho I'm a chick
So are men
he really put "heteroflexible" in the description lol
who the fuck does that orther then me
piemations
2015 - Meet the Amazing Pyro
2019 - *Men are Hot*
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Idk why this is funny, its just the natural evolution of things
You're name is The Cereal but ur pfp is a pie
????
How the mighty have fallen.
Nobody:
Piemations: men are hot
UA-cam: AGE RESTRICTIONS
1:22
UA-cam be homophobia
@@Flufferpup que extremly gay sex
@@I_Am_Very_Scary technically not
not with the new youtube rule -_(._.)_-
This song made me scream without the S
The what
Nice.
Ohoohohoho
@@dingdong896 it means com
@@arandomchannel_6878 Ik
No homo but this song slaps
THAT ASSS
Chillin some people just want to watch the world burn
Hah I fixed it
Shit, a gacha
Like men s butt
It's all good he said no homo
I hope my mom doesn’t look at my watch history...
Same I hope mine doesn't either 😂
Same.
You can delete stuff from your watch history
@@tomykong2915 Yeah but that takes the fun out of it
Just delete it for you watch history.
I can’t believe ZachxFuller actually fucking sung this
Wut the hell is ur pfp
Guys I think he’s trying to tell us something
Probably just a hypothetical
It literally said at the beginning of the video that it’s not
@@pedrosolis6794 sarcasm, friend
Pedro Solis yeah I know, it’s a joke
Pedro Solis it’s a joke
I cant tell if this is a hiding in plain sight confession or he just joking
Nah, it’s fr. He came out as bi on his twitter
This is foreshadowing for the rest of 2019
Time to delete my search history
yea
Yea probably should
e
That time again huh?
MOM DONT TAKE MY PHONE YET I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
This video is questioning my sexuality
StickMaster500 so you gay?
@@cameronshow no, I should ask you that
StickMaster500 this video is making me question my life
YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!
StickMaster500 dude ur everwere u must be a legind
Historian says they were good friends
The good friends:
I've never felt more uncomfortable with anything up until I heard the 'sex noises'
not gay but.....
$20 is $20
Yes money is money
The dollar sign goes before the number
Ok
I get paid 50 just for 3 hours
But yes $20 is $20 (¬
Floor is floor
Big Shaq: Mans not hot
Piemations: hold my beer.
Annnd your my new god.
D-did you just say "pieanimations" you uncultured swine
Me
mans very hot
*What people mention : You wrote pieaimations instead of piemations!*
*I think you need your glasses..*
God forgive me for this joke.
Piemations. More like.....
Creampiemations
I'm not forgiving you.
More like bi-mations
1:22 Me when No Nut November ends.
It was the nastiest part of the song 😂
Sorry, but i can't seem to find the funny
You have extreme gay sex?
*éřŕöŕ* *emcee* yes
Tanner Peterson yes
Welp,
Time to clear my search history
💦
Don't delete it add onto it
Lol
You mean help?
Agreed
can we just take a moment to appreciate that the booty jiggles at the same time the beat does.
yes
ohhhh yesss
as soon as i saw it i scrolled into the comments
NO!
Almost got me to stare at a butt for 2 minutes straight
-Hey let's smash bros !
-You mean PLAY Smash Bros ?
-...
I feel like this was more of a confession than artistic expression
Is this offensive or progressive??
Yes
@@francescocostanzo8225 wtf is that response XD
@@miguelcabreracastro6968
Its Offensively progressive
so both
@@miguelcabreracastro6968 check out r/inclusiveor
Neither
surpassed every single expectation this track is just as hot as men
Some come out of the closet.
Some force a guy's ass to sing a song for them.
You disappear for months and this is what you come back with.
Best youtuber, undoubtedly.
Yes
This video was posted so late, I forgot to kiss my homies goodnight
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I can see your ready for one punch man season two!!!
I swear this shit slaps every time.
*unsubscribed but its written in bold*
What if.
What if I found this song.
Because.
My brother.
Sent it to me.
Oh
Ohno
Aegis plot twist he sent it to his sister
He might be gay.....just a thought.
Hes calling you gay.
boy do i have news for you
"The following song is not portraying, or hinting at anything about the performers' sexualities..."
*kappa intensifies*
is this a castle swimmer reference?
@@adityanorbert841 nope, piemations are bi
@@blitz7488 Kinda knew that
official theme song for married middle aged men on grindr
*Are you trying to send us some kind of encrypted message?*
It will take hours of decoding to figure it out
@@tourtle1497 the country's top scientists are using every available theorem, technique, and computer to help crack one of man's most recent, and yet unexplained mysteries.
Age-restricted based on UA-cam not being ready to come out.
Lol
:P
my little sister: what are you watching?
me: *nothing*
my little sister: why are laughing?
me: ....
Uhhhh... Just a funny video.
😂it got to the point where even my own dog looks at me sideways now
My brother walked in on 1:24
Thanks.
Boo Boo XD
KH4KH3 XD
Fuck that unfortunate
@KH4KH3 Congratulations, your parents now think you have the big gay.
RIP
We all have these thoughts once in a while... twice a year... 4 times a month... 8 times a week... 16 times a day... I’m looking at one right now...
I thought it was a man's not hot parody
I was wrong so so wrong
2 years later, still a banger
Totally agree
LGBTQ People: How do I tell my parents I'm (insert LGBTQ choice)?
Me: give them this video, and say you wrote it.
What does tge Q stand for?
@@thatguy763 oh thanks (im a czech so ima have to google it so i can understand that)
Parents: We accept your choice in sexuality, but we don't appreciate copyright infringement so we're disowning you.
LGBTQ+ Actually means, LETTUCE, GAY BACON TOMATO.
Play the melody on a guitar and sing it
Leaked footage of new North Korea Anthem
But I’m kin jong un
The rumor come out:does Piemations is gay?
*Piemations is gay* is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2019, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.
Ah, a fellow game grumps fan!
Ultimate Corgi God but wasn’t that just a general meme for a while
A question that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Nah he a gay furry for sure
Me: Doctor, I think i'm a homosexual
Doctor: Why do you think that?
Me: *plays video*
Doctor: *writing on clipboard* "Gay af"
No Items * *cummitting suicide* *
*how can you tell
@@koiunhscx126 asdf movie, i see what u did there
_relatable_
K O I U N H S C X , RAINBOWS! and dis song.
So uh, why did. What gave... How did you...
*WHY*
ProSkillzGod 96 he wrote this while questioning his sexuality 😂
Im questioning why i like this so much 🤣
I love the message they convey from 1:30.
I might be into guys but
No homo
Just to be clear
With Pie's twitter pic I think this music was just a tool to come out in the most epic way
Watching two minutes of a butt making a beat has never felt so traumatizing.
This was uploaded on my birthday and that’s when I knew I was bisexual 😂😂🤣
I’m pansexual and that’s fucking hilarious
@@Glys_The_Creeper why does that feel like a copy pasta
I knew I was bi before I watched this video
so your 2 years old?
if you haven't already realized this I a joke
Ironically Piemations is Bi now.
Wait really?
@@gvgtv896 yeah, he really was trying to tell us something with this song lmao-
@@m.dagasan bianimations oh yeAaaaaah
he now has a boyfriend:0
Huh. Neat!
I guess you could say that this song is pretty
Deep
Mike came out bi months back and I think it's actually really powerful to be expressing himself for who he is deep inside.
the best part is i wrote this song when i still thought i was straight. I guess i know where the inspiration came from lmao
@Piemations I can completely relate, I just came out as bi, and I remember seeing some gay porn and thinking “man people who are bi are lucky, some of this is hot!” somehow I didn’t figure it out till a year later
Btw, this is hilarious! Good job!
*deep inside dat ass*
I didn't realize I was gay until middle school when guys would wear gym shorts and things started to show, but I was pretty sure after I caught myself staring a couple times
@@Piemations hi
*PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
Shroompie1235 ___ *brofist*
Marzia: *WALKS IN THE ROOM*
*Ahem*
This kinda summarized puberty for me.
*COUGH* -GAAAAAAYYYYY- STRAIGHT *COUGH*
Wait u f### a guy during puberty....noice XD
Same
@@hapitoons5874 that's a story for another comment section.
Yep same here
Never thought that after almost two years, I can relate to this
How did he find a guy to blow that fast?
J goodrich Grindr
Or a gay friend who was willing to have some fuk with his curious friend
Male prostitution
@@dannyvalentine8315 if it's so easy than why can't I get a romantic partner
lejla midzic obviously it’s because you’re exceptionally ugly or socially incapable.
Was this an idea or experience?
Idk but im sure scared of it
Probably both
*b o t h*
Netflix series: *Has nothing else to show after 2 seasons*
Suddenly the main character:
1:23
... We're not gonna talk about this?
... Okey.
Too... Gay...
Eyo
Aggh
Ooho
ahhhh
Panda The Commanda
*0_0*
I WAS LOOKING FOR AN EXACT COMMENT LIKE THIS THINKING THE SAME THING
I love how the gayer it is the brighter the flames
“If your life had theme music, what would is be?”
Me:
Exactly
69 likes
Totally not Cliche
Most likes I’ve ever gotten
@@yeehaw4739 👌
Lol i love it
Technically this song says “IM GAY”
goddamit piemations, your pushing me into an odd direction
Tf is that supposed to mean
Piemations: “Men Are HOT”
Big Shaq: “MAN CAN NEVA BE HOT”
Who do I believe...?
Dexter Williams Uh big Shaq if straight and a guy, But piemations if you are a guy and you like guys
😰
thanos
You should believe in god and whatever sexual things the priests say. The basement in the church has candy.
Piemations
skip to today and Piemations has a loving boyfriend
Wait really?
@@jacobdoolan4978 yup
@@overlordswapi594 lmao
Thats honestly adorable lmao
Nice. Love to hear it.
I think its funny because piemations has a boyfriend now lol
I saw his twitter, does he have a new one or did they break up? I saw his post about aromanticism but im not sure lmao
1:34
That escalated quite quickly
Is the music video on pornhub?
Calakipmar probably
This has a better plot than most gay porn.😅