So the dead hamster was moved to the new freezer and the plant that was purchased to bury the hamster in (??) is now dead, and it too is now in the freezer. Alex's Family 2024! 😂
Honestly if I was helping move things out of the freezer into a new one. If I saw one of the items was a dead hamster I would've taken it outside and chucked that sumbitch as hard as I could and let an eagle devour it. "Hey there's a dead hamster. Wanna see something cool?" *YEET*
I love that time when Ellis was talking about how he wasn't gonna be a selfish prick by using all of a certain resource for himself, and then you hear Nick in the background say "Do it".
OMG! I'm running a campaign atm that doesn't take itself too seriously and I was looking for an idea for the leader of the cult my players are investigating right now. And this is perfect!
The hamster in the freezer thing is exactly why my parents came up with the “predator pets go in the ground, prey pets go in the greenbin” rule. For those not in the know, the greenbin is for compostable waste here in the great state of California. That rule began after we started raising backyard chickens because they just die so randomly sometimes.
Jake giggles like a mass murderer, Ellis leads seagulls to war, Cath nukes everyone and steals everything, Gabby warns ships with her fog horn, and Alex eats pets with gravy... WPE everyone!
When they were talking about dnd my first thought was "I would be a bard cause I'm a musician with ADHD" and then Gabby just chimes up and it all makes sense
The bugged drilling sounds kind of like an enderman getting mad in minecraft, so now I'm just imagining a swarm of angry drills coming after you because you looked at them
If Gabby is starting up an aquarium, I would highly suggest she gets java Fern as her first plan. They don't need to be planted in the soil. It can just be stuck to a rock or a piece of wood and they're borderline unkillable.
Oh god when Alex made that cheese joke I almost burst out laughing to which I almost dropped my freshly made steaming hot instant coffee all over the dog 😂🤣. Note to self and others, don’t hold a hot cup while walking when watching WPE.
The conversation of Gabby's mom knowing what a button plug is and comparing it explaining things to parents made me think of the story where Jake's mom was locking up the house and said his chubb was stiff XD if you know, you know
Cath and Gabby both saying "Alex" at the same time 3:23 was hilarious, and also happens a lot I feel Elis and Alex doing the same thing with "Bard" at 10:59 too 🤣
The coordinate clip just reminds me of a Minecraft video where Ellis yelled at Jake for forgetting the coordinates. How does Jake have this bad of a memory?
0:01 Jumpscare. Poor Cath 0:17 Jake runs over penguins :( 0:27 “I’m not even being cold” -Jake, 2024 0:50 Update on hamster lore 1:48 WPE communication 2:19 P.O. Box? 3:06 Roast gerbil (warning: animal death) 3:29 Best time to cut out 3:50 Background Nick 4:07 Jake’s parents vs Gabby’s parents + Buttplugs 5:25 WPE communication + Cath can’t talk 6:00 Gabby’s fish 6:28 Jake steals Cath’s suit 6:49 Shortest stream ever 7:24 Gabby’s weird dream 8:03 Ellis and the “man look” + Cath’s mayo 8:40 Jake steals Cath’s suit, pt 2 + Jake logic 9:50 Why Ellis was quiet 10:12 Alex doesn’t get the joke 10:40 What DnD class would WPE be? 11:41 Finishing the game + Bugged credits
Trusting people on the internet to NOT be psychopaths... ehhhh I'm not sure that's a bet I'd take. Now Jake could still just be lazy, but this is one area where I think he MIGHT have a legitimate excuse.
Well actually having car keys weighted by a lot of other keys, in case of older cars can seriously fuck up the ignition. ( If you have the wireless key then It's whatever ) 😂😂😂
Hm, so the plant where they're supposed to bury the dead hamster died? Maybe that's the reason for the new freezer, to get enough room to put the dead plant in... Maybe Alex's sister is planning on buying a tree next to bury both the hamster and the plant in...
Just to be sure, I would actually plant an entire forest. If Alex's sister would only buy one tree, it would probably die before she could bury the hamster and the plant.
Get a detachable keychain, Jake, one that splits into two halves. I have my car keys on one half, house keys and a couple others on the other half. I keep them together majority of the time, but it's nice to have the option to separate them and usually do while driving! 🔑👍
When it comes to the whole keychain thing, No! Keep your car key and house key separate. That way, if you loose your car keys, you don't ALSO loose your house keys! Hell, why do you think I have my credit card and cellphone in separate pockets?
The last few years, I'd worry slightly less about laxative biscuits and more about those Apple tracking disc things and weird creeps trying to find where you live. I think that's one of the reasons a lot of people have been closing P.O.Boxes, as they're easy to hide in things and gets around the whole "keep your address separate from the Box thing".
Alex is getting faster with the insults. soon he'll be telling them ahead of time, record them, and then play them when the moment arises. aka when Jake dose a Jonk, Cath dose a Cath, Elise dose a well actually, and Gabby says burglary
"Pedo arm". That's a pretty specialized piece of kit. Not much good for drilling, but it's marvelous at diddling. I believe it comes with the NAMBLA Pack DLC. It's SORT of like a Grappling Arm!
I kinda think that Cath would be a sorcerer on the account they are so vocal about "natural talent" and wizards would have a "silent but deadly" kinda fighting style.
Okay that conversation just made me think of what if the local grocer also sold butt plugs and their in-house brand is called Everyday Essentials. Damn right it is!
On explaining butt plugs, me my grandma my mom and my uncle were playing cards against humanity and my grandma got a card that said fisting. She said she didn’t even know what that card was, so we said to ask, and she straight said fisting. All three of us burst out with laughter because it was the most random thing ever.
“LEAVE ME ALONE!”
‘Bugged drilling’
*”Aaaahhhhhhhh!”*
*’BUGGED DRILLING’*
*AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*
😂
u forgot the *akira*
@@Freeze-n-Frost that friggin drill drove me insane during the lives 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀
So the dead hamster was moved to the new freezer and the plant that was purchased to bury the hamster in (??) is now dead, and it too is now in the freezer. Alex's Family 2024! 😂
At this point, the old freezer would've made a more suitable coffin for it. Jut bury the whole thing in the garden 😂.
Honestly if I was helping move things out of the freezer into a new one. If I saw one of the items was a dead hamster I would've taken it outside and chucked that sumbitch as hard as I could and let an eagle devour it.
"Hey there's a dead hamster. Wanna see something cool?"
*YEET*
psychopaths, all of em
Nick being audible in the background is always my favorite part
I love that time when Ellis was talking about how he wasn't gonna be a selfish prick by using all of a certain resource for himself, and then you hear Nick in the background say "Do it".
That drilling sound is going to appear in my dreams now, thank you Gabby and Alex!
Gabby: "Every story that starts with 'I had a dream' is usually pretty boring."
Martin Luther King Jr.: "Am I a joke to you?"
No, his speech was "I _have_ a dream", so different rules apply.
@@DaWrecka Alright, she gets a pass this time 😂
Gabby is against the civil rights movement, we thought we knew her.
@@illuminatedstonepersonisp6869 Her *designs* for the future of civil rights are pretty *graphic*
@@DaWreckaafter he got shot, he had the dream
Alex would definitely be a warlock but instead of being subservient he'd bully the patron into giving him powers
he's a fey warlock who's locked his patron in his basement
The terrifying entity feeling Alex say "I CAST HORRIFICAL BRAIN ANEURYSM!" On Gabby's pet goblin
OMG! I'm running a campaign atm that doesn't take itself too seriously and I was looking for an idea for the leader of the cult my players are investigating right now. And this is perfect!
I heard an odd sound at the end, realized it was the drill sound, and immediately thought: “Oh! You pieces of shit!” And almost died laughing.
The hamster in the freezer thing is exactly why my parents came up with the “predator pets go in the ground, prey pets go in the greenbin” rule.
For those not in the know, the greenbin is for compostable waste here in the great state of California. That rule began after we started raising backyard chickens because they just die so randomly sometimes.
9:16 I wouldn't put it above Jake to forget the one set of both keys in the car and then lock himself out of the car 😂
Jake just needs to attach both sets of keys to him, like how mittens are on babies coats 😆.
@@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 He'd somehow find a way to lose it still, this is Jonk we're talking about 😂
@@cattymouse4996 Knowing Jonk, he'll find a way to eat both of them. It's the best way to keep people from nicking them after all 🤣.
He’d drop them outside the car and lock himself in the car. And then panic call Gabby for help.
@@Retr0Nerd I want to make a comic of this, this is gold
Jake giggles like a mass murderer, Ellis leads seagulls to war, Cath nukes everyone and steals everything, Gabby warns ships with her fog horn, and Alex eats pets with gravy...
WPE everyone!
Cath screaming ALEX and then adding 'they obviously ate it with mayonnaise' is hilarious.
Instant Jake was talking about being afraid of P.O box psychopaths I thought "but you already have Alex..."
Alex is more of a women's changing room creep than a PO box psycho.
2:05 Oh, now i want the full version of Gabby playing spongebob songs in moments like this 😂
2:04 *
2:04
When they were talking about dnd my first thought was "I would be a bard cause I'm a musician with ADHD" and then Gabby just chimes up and it all makes sense
It wouldn't be right without the drilling, you made the frozen hamster proud
Cath sounds really cute when she does that little sheepish "No..." ❤😂
0:08 (just in case)
Heh, sheepish
If you'd pack an insulated box with dry ice, I'd pay shipping to feed the frozen hamster to my snake
Kinda dark but I’m here for it. Only if you filmed it for science.
@@tacothecat1604 would do, then would post on whatever socials they use
The bugged drilling sounds kind of like an enderman getting mad in minecraft, so now I'm just imagining a swarm of angry drills coming after you because you looked at them
Flushed my toilet as the bugged drilling started. Had to take my earbuds out since I thought my toilet was malfunctioning.
Just the flucking drilling at the end killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes! BRING ON THE DRILL! 12:00
Gabby being hyperfixated on aquariums and fish is so relatable. Putting new plants into an aquarium is a valid reason to get excited
If Gabby is starting up an aquarium, I would highly suggest she gets java Fern as her first plan. They don't need to be planted in the soil. It can just be stuck to a rock or a piece of wood and they're borderline unkillable.
I’ve heard they’re as unkillable as mint
Like they’ll die, but you’ll never get rid of them, they’ll just keep coming back lol
Alex is actually becoming funnier and funnier as time passes, maybe a couple years from now, he might have a friend... maybe
Jake would be a human fighter... He's fighting all the Humans 😂
Nah he's fighting the english language and loosing.
@@crossfox255 Oh the irony.
2:04 for SpongeBob
the stomping on the penguins and not realizing it till u killed half the population lol
3:34 I can't believe alex immediately save that moment XD
Man came in with that clutch save.
Oh god when Alex made that cheese joke I almost burst out laughing to which I almost dropped my freshly made steaming hot instant coffee all over the dog 😂🤣.
Note to self and others, don’t hold a hot cup while walking when watching WPE.
I've laughed so hard my ribs started to hurt. The hamster lore is incredible
i got hurt when alex didnt got the joke about the bard and the dragon and the ending its just beautiful
You all have no idea how hard I laughed when watching this. Thank you, WPE, you all have made my day a whole hell of a lot better.
My birthday messege made it into the video cause Gabby talked over Ellis, that's actually one of the best birthday presents I've had
At this rate we're going to need a compilation soon of Gabby talking over Happy birthdays
Damn I get lucky with catching uploads early.
I thought something was wrong when I saw "no views" and then saw it was uploaded 30 seconds ago haha
Same
The conversation of Gabby's mom knowing what a button plug is and comparing it explaining things to parents made me think of the story where Jake's mom was locking up the house and said his chubb was stiff XD if you know, you know
You mean butt plug right, not button plug?
That sound in the end, made me neveous. Was playing minecraft while also seeing the video, and thought an enderman was going to attack me.
Cath and Gabby both saying "Alex" at the same time 3:23 was hilarious, and also happens a lot I feel
Elis and Alex doing the same thing with "Bard" at 10:59 too 🤣
1:38 thrilling updates to the dead hampster saga
The fact they are also refrigerating a dead plant is hysterical
Tiny fish jesus died for our fins
The coordinate clip just reminds me of a Minecraft video where Ellis yelled at Jake for forgetting the coordinates. How does Jake have this bad of a memory?
YOOOOOO, I WAS A PART OF THE VIDEO!!! MUCH LOVE!!!
Ah, so subnautica with the drill noises
Alex would be a college of whispers bard. He does psychic damage to people just by talking. Love you Alex 💜
Not her own husband casually saying his wife jumping = an earthquake lmfao.
Gabby, I got the Bard joke, instantly 😂
0:01 Jumpscare. Poor Cath
0:17 Jake runs over penguins :(
0:27 “I’m not even being cold” -Jake, 2024
0:50 Update on hamster lore
1:48 WPE communication
2:19 P.O. Box?
3:06 Roast gerbil (warning: animal death)
3:29 Best time to cut out
3:50 Background Nick
4:07 Jake’s parents vs Gabby’s parents + Buttplugs
5:25 WPE communication + Cath can’t talk
6:00 Gabby’s fish
6:28 Jake steals Cath’s suit
6:49 Shortest stream ever
7:24 Gabby’s weird dream
8:03 Ellis and the “man look” + Cath’s mayo
8:40 Jake steals Cath’s suit, pt 2 + Jake logic
9:50 Why Ellis was quiet
10:12 Alex doesn’t get the joke
10:40 What DnD class would WPE be?
11:41 Finishing the game + Bugged credits
Tbf, 2 sets of keys mean you can double the amount of keychains!
7:23 Gabby just completely dissing MLK Jr.'s most famous speech without even intending too
5:53 as someone that gets chronic migranes i can sympathise greatly 😅
how did we get to a dead fish tank to a tiny jesus 7:57
Whenever I think of Subnautica 2 the one thing that will be on my mind is
Dead Hamster in the Freeze.
Thanks WPE Crew!!!
Trusting people on the internet to NOT be psychopaths... ehhhh I'm not sure that's a bet I'd take.
Now Jake could still just be lazy, but this is one area where I think he MIGHT have a legitimate excuse.
🐹Fun fact. Microwaves were invented to reanimate frozen hamsters.🐹
Genuinely, I’m 100% serious, look it up, it’s a Tom Scott video.
Well actually having car keys weighted by a lot of other keys, in case of older cars can seriously fuck up the ignition. ( If you have the wireless key then It's whatever ) 😂😂😂
Would Jake be the type to hang a ton of crap on a keyring along with a few keys?
10:15 me too, I’d go anywhere with Al-An. I love him so much.
Hm, so the plant where they're supposed to bury the dead hamster died?
Maybe that's the reason for the new freezer, to get enough room to put the dead plant in... Maybe Alex's sister is planning on buying a tree next to bury both the hamster and the plant in...
Just to be sure, I would actually plant an entire forest. If Alex's sister would only buy one tree, it would probably die before she could bury the hamster and the plant.
2:36 I’m Canadian and that is “stereotypical”, but a true Canuck will appreciate it
Nick in the background 😂😂 he’s quickly becoming the best part of the video without even doing much
I can never look at Sainsbury's the same way with this new knowledge about butt plugs 😂😂
Thank you! My aunts funeral is today, I need this
Get a detachable keychain, Jake, one that splits into two halves. I have my car keys on one half, house keys and a couple others on the other half. I keep them together majority of the time, but it's nice to have the option to separate them and usually do while driving! 🔑👍
I'm just here for the seagull squawks. I would pay money to have that as my ring tone.
8:24 You just made my Alexa add that to my cart you bastards 😂
😂
The drilling in the end had me absolutely *cackling*
They did Dumpling a cold dirty😂
When they started talking about Sainsbury, I hear Cadbury the entire time. Those were some VERY confused moments and weird imagery in my head. 😅
Not to worry kids, I've played D&D since before any of you were born and never heard that joke. Love the content!
3:06 NOOOO, OHIO, WTF?? That's hoorrridddddd!!
Jake: "It's not my fault!"
*proceeds to admit fault*
When it comes to the whole keychain thing, No! Keep your car key and house key separate. That way, if you loose your car keys, you don't ALSO loose your house keys!
Hell, why do you think I have my credit card and cellphone in separate pockets?
i swear to god, some cop is gonna come to Alex's house and investigate the freezer and thinks its a serial killer
That ‘HA HA HA’ gabbie said around the screen was hilarious, would love if everyone’s subtitles were more sporadic and wild plz.
0:37 Sounds like some Yoda would say
Alex's laugh when he heard Jake was stomping the penguins XD
The last few years, I'd worry slightly less about laxative biscuits and more about those Apple tracking disc things and weird creeps trying to find where you live. I think that's one of the reasons a lot of people have been closing P.O.Boxes, as they're easy to hide in things and gets around the whole "keep your address separate from the Box thing".
Alex is getting faster with the insults. soon he'll be telling them ahead of time, record them, and then play them when the moment arises. aka when Jake dose a Jonk, Cath dose a Cath, Elise dose a well actually, and Gabby says burglary
11:13 I love DND. Just not my group, lately
"people are not psycopaths"
*PTSD from undertale and SWATers kicks in*
Alex would be the culty cleric or warlock, but he'd come off as a door to door proselytizer: have you heard the good iä iä of our lord and ftaghn?
at this point the freezer is going to have its own ecosystem and unique flora and fauna
I could see gabby being a swarm keeper druid because beeeeees but also bard is very fitting
"Pedo arm". That's a pretty specialized piece of kit. Not much good for drilling, but it's marvelous at diddling. I believe it comes with the NAMBLA Pack DLC. It's SORT of like a Grappling Arm!
I came for the hamster update
I kinda think that Cath would be a sorcerer on the account they are so vocal about "natural talent" and wizards would have a "silent but deadly" kinda fighting style.
Alex would definitely be a Bard in dnd but he would just constantly spam Vicious Mockery
Note to self, Jake is on to me he knows about the laxative biscuits, must think up new plan
The drilling sound on the end is the 🍒 on top!
Hey, I caught this in just under an hour! Love how cute Cath sounds. Also, I’m glad you didn’t forget about the dead hamster.
Gabby's building a watch tower so the penguins don't get underfoot again
Okay that conversation just made me think of what if the local grocer also sold butt plugs and their in-house brand is called Everyday Essentials. Damn right it is!
2:40 Ellis people are that psychopathic. I remember a German youtuber opening up a po box and someone send him human feces
The Torpedo is looking at me funny
Sainsbury's taste the diffrence joke had me cackling 5:18
On explaining butt plugs, me my grandma my mom and my uncle were playing cards against humanity and my grandma got a card that said fisting. She said she didn’t even know what that card was, so we said to ask, and she straight said fisting. All three of us burst out with laughter because it was the most random thing ever.
7:24 ... Martin Luther King Jr's "I have a dream" speech
Jonk likes trains gobby is into fish tanks XD
ahh, the return of the ghost drill
Alex's crazy is starting to rub off on the rest of them. Hehe, Alex is rubbing off on Jake hehehehehehe
The crew not getting the dnd bard joke hurt my soul imo
The freezer hamster corpse is gonna be mummified at this rate.