This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd. Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state. This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget 2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund) 3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already. 4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years. I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
"Masebedakwe ilotjwala ongabazi... Yabon' njengoba kuyi-weekend Ziyasha"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
This guy is one hell of a storyteller my word. I can't get enough of his stories
This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
This guy is the type of guy you don't want to provoke. I tell you🤞.
now just imagine what type of monsters do they have ejele if leli tyma says he would rather die than go back there
Andahleka...ndimoyika ngok...
😂😂😂
True
😂😂😂
"yebo ngyaphila ngoba ngyahamba" eyy🚶♂
L
Love his stories so much 😂😂"uzosina ulambile"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
How did u handle them
how did you deal with them really
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd.
Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
Phendula mshengu haw
@@andileshezi7494 ngiphedulile kwi comment phezulu nje. UAndile yena yedwa lo enuz 🤔
🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️ I love this guy hle , my brother thank you for ure reality.
😂😂I know this is serious but I've never laughed so hard indzaba yekushaya ingoma ngoba umuntu usuthe inyama ongayidlile 😂😂😂 This guy is good 👏👏
Very funny. But also very hurt and damaged. I think he is my best interview
"Uhlabe into ongayazi"🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂 Not the interviewer laughing as well, serious but hilarious as well.
Ay lensizwa ayisoze yaphindela eJele ngempela🤞🏾😅😂
This guy is too funny I could even hear the interviewer laughing 😂😂😂
"ubanika ikhanda bashaye ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"🤣🤣😂😂
Kuvubelwa utjwala ngama two litre nase badakwe yilotjwala ongabazi uzozwa 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
You'll be a wife, wear a skirt and make up😅
That's telling you that place is rubbish
🤣😂
ngithanda indlela ochazangayo ukhuluma isiZulu zu
He is a very good story teller
Ayikho into ekuthiwa isiZulu zu, kuthiwa isiZulu 'phaqa'
@@ayandantombela509 😂
And bayahleka ngiyadideka bahlekani coz thina sikhuluma kanje ilesi isiZulu ngqoooo akahlekisi ukuthi bajwayele laba bezinombolo
Yabona laa iNsizwa lee lobhiti uyabazi ubunzima
"angekhe usathi ndoda phinda lento oboyenza ejele, lento izokubuyisela ejele" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mmhhh this Guy is one hell of a storyteller my word, I can't get enough of his stories 😢😢😢
This guy is a legend. Good content
"Yebo ngiyaphila ngoba ngihamba"😂😂😂
Hahaha this is the best episode of this channel hands down. I've never laughed so much watching this channel. Great story teller
Ngingamlalela usuku lonke lobaba uyakwazi ukubeka I story
The last part 😂😂😂yokuquleka
Yabona leyo ingiqedile ngihleka noma ngingedwa ngihambha endleleni kumangale abantu ukuthi ngihlekani yooo😂
Into ebuhlungu ukuthi bathathe umuntu oziphilelayo bamenza isigebengu. Inzondo inkulu abayidalile
I have never laughed this hard🤣🤣
Bengibona 30min.... Ngingena ngigijima
Same here...ngoba those 3-5 mins videos ziyabhora
ngaze ngahleka and its not the first time listening to this story
We need more of his stories
"Nayingoma 😂😂 Kuyasinwa"
He is a good storyteller this man👊
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
16:02 kuyavutshelwa, kuvutshelwa utshwal ejele 😂
Impilo inzima😢
I love this guy story's, he tells it like it is.😀😀🙏🙏🙏🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
Aibo guys is this not uBaba kaBule? The infamous “Khahlela leyo ngane” baba ka Bule.
Ngiyamsola ubaba ka Bule 😅
Eiy angazi uphinde kangaki ukuthi "Angiyi ejele ngincamela ukufa " uyabona ukuthi uhlukumezekile kakhulu 😢😢eish Nkosi sivikele
We need more of his story's pleaseeeeee
Mmmh njengoba kuyi long weekend shuthi bazosina bazebavuvulale izinyawo abangawushay umthetho.
😂😂😂
Ayihlekisi tu lendaba,ibuhlungu shame. Khafane ucinge umntu omdala elayelwa ngumntana ukuthi makasine ngenkani
9:12 part yamadevu🙆🏽♂️🙊🤣
Please interview this guy again 🤣🤣🤣 "Wena uzozwa sehambile, NGEKE ULALE, NGEKE ULALE"
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
From 16:00 🙆🏼♂️🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh
Prison traumatized this guy 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this guy went through a lot in jail asoze
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulind uksina ube ulambile
🤣 🤣 🤣 Ingoma ulambile
Mnumzane ubnzima obhekane nabo abuyokulinganiswa nobamuntu. Sibonga izifundiso zakho nokuthi kukona konke lobunzima ubuntu bakho abuzange bukulahlekele. UQINE BABA.🤝
*Hleli uzonya vele* 🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂This was too funny
🤣🤣🤣 ngeke iye ejele lenkunzi kofa loyo oyobe ezomubopha okanye kufe yena
😂😂😂😂 I start laughing from that part up until the video ends
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state.
This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
Where will the money come from?🤔
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198
1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget
2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund)
3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already.
4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years.
I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Good question
And this guy is sure he rather die then go back to jail...and his so sure
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Duduzani🤣🤣🤣
LOOOOOOl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay wangibulala lomfethu, kuyagidwa eJele
Angikaze ngihleke kangaka yoo😂😂😂
@@MUSA-i3k4t 🤣🤣wabona lukhulu lomfethu
"BADAKIWE,BASINISA WONKE UMNTU"
Eyi impilo inzima nyani xakunje
😁😁😁😁 kwanzima ejele 😁😁😁
Prison has traumatized this guy he will never recover from this abuse
True
Ejele ngeke ngiye mina namanje ngsasho😂
Biggest lesson here Funda UkuLawula Intliziyo yakho muntu.❤Guard your heart
Ay! Kodwa liyakwazi ukubalisa eli khehla. And yavakala ingqwele kudaaaala igudla😅😅🤣. "Uyabona kuyaqhubeka, mina Ng'mbana namazambane lana. "Yabo' njengoba kuyiWeekend? Ziyasha! Bayasina......Badakiwe! Basinisa wonke umuntu." "iNTO OZOYISHAYWA!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
please have the videos in sequence or parts because we can’t follow the story 😭
You can’t follow the story Not we!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢this guy is a good story teller
Limlimeze engqondweni lobaba ijele namapsychologist angeke amsize
😂😂that “akuyi ngakwazi le emceleni ,Ama terrorist awadlali”
Ufuna ukuquleka 😂😆
Umondle imilomo yomibini☺️😊
Nje!
You can give this guy a vicious slap, he won't do anything he would prefer to run😂 just that he felt pain for nothing😭😭😭
Nah angboni dawg infoda Le kungacaca
23:16 ejele ngekengisaya!
wen'uzozwa esehambile ngek ulale...kamb ngila emanzini abilayo
Yah I'm sure this guy was a Gunya...his face is scary😂
ijele libuhlungu kona ngempela
God will bless you razo
Impilo yase jele irough😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Lendoda ihlukumezeke kakhulu, I wish there was many like him😂😂😂this how prison should be
Liyayi vula ingubo lingene..!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅Man is a league
Ithi ingane hlaba bo 🤣🤣🤣 usine into ongayazi
uHulumeni wobandlululo wakha amajele ewakhela abantu abamnyama. iJele libulala umqondo alilungisi lutho.
what must happen to criminals ke?should they go to therapy
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
Just pure madness
Great story teller
Yazi ngaboshwa iviki elilodwa ngafunga ukuthi ngeke ngiphinde okwenzeka lapha angikaze ngikutjelele muntu futhi angeke but i still have that anger.
Usiniswe ingane ithi ey hlaba bo 😂😂
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please uyahlekisa lobaba
Iyo ,iyahlekisa insizwa bo! Bathi susa isandla begadle nje! Hhayi bo...
good storyteller.
Yaz ngyafisa ukukbona Bhudwam wena.....😂
Isuthi , isuthi iskhaftini😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂ai Trevor Noah this one
Ayibo ngigidiswe ingoma ngilambile sebedakiwe hhayi kunzima
Yoooo kunzima guyz ejele ngeke 😢😢
Ngeke ulale 😂😂😂
Imnandi mpinda yoo it's tough guy's
Bambhebhile lona😂😂😂😂
Lutho, wolalela amanye amaVideo. Wabaxova ngenqindi wagcina ezinikelile washaya umthetho.
Lobutshwala Mase Buvutsheliwe Buzo Buyiswa Bubekwe Laa Buphuzwe, Awubutholi Wena Lobutshwala Buphuzwa Yilaba Bantu Abanikazi Balotshwala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emanzini abilayo😂😂
Eyi inzima indaba yasejele
Bhuti wami ngizithanda kakhulu izitori zakho ubuku army
21:31 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EYEKHANDA IYAHLEKISA
30 Minutes flew by.