Black Ops 3 Zombies - Ultimis Funny Dialogue

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  • @guaperryz596
    @guaperryz596 4 роки тому +4386

    "LITTLE NIKOLAI? ARE YOU HURT?!"
    "ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ"

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 роки тому +5885

    So,
    Richtoffen is sexually frustrated,
    Nikolai is aloof,
    Takeo is funnier than I imagined,
    And Dempsey is still as Marine as ever.

  • @zombikrieg4769
    @zombikrieg4769 4 роки тому +2947

    3:00
    Best. Quote. Ever.

  • @ThamTvMaster
    @ThamTvMaster 3 роки тому +592

    4:48 Bruh ,Dempsey Plan to Rule63 Richthofen

  • @madzoroark5396
    @madzoroark5396 2 роки тому +722

    2:45 I just imagine Richtofen running away, flailing his arms after he says this.

    • @Caden.
      @Caden. 2 роки тому +51

      Why do you make it sound so cute lol

    • @AdamRee-lx8uh
      @AdamRee-lx8uh 2 роки тому +7

      @@Caden. What?

    • @zacharycabanie3030
      @zacharycabanie3030 Рік тому +8

      @@Caden. that's kinda cringe that you said there...

    • @geraldspoonsman8411
      @geraldspoonsman8411 Рік тому +22

      One time I was playing der riese with my brother, when I was proning on the camping spot, I imagined Richtofen kicking his feet in the air

    • @Thecloaker_
      @Thecloaker_ Рік тому +7

      Literally my first thought.

  • @eggrollmemer8884
    @eggrollmemer8884 4 роки тому +5674

    GUYS HELP DEMPSEY IS IN MY ROOM

    • @placeholdername5289
      @placeholdername5289 4 роки тому +325

      tough luck

    • @quekivan8475
      @quekivan8475 4 роки тому +122

      F

    • @misteroof4066
      @misteroof4066 4 роки тому +178

      oh god he’s dead now remember kids if you dont get a new gun or you have no ammo with dempsey. well then your fucked and he is going to beat the living hell out of you with a empty gun

    • @eggrollmemer8884
      @eggrollmemer8884 4 роки тому +43

      Not.... dead... yet

    • @jarrekmorganson7327
      @jarrekmorganson7327 4 роки тому +98

      FBI OPEN UP

  • @Aginglight
    @Aginglight 4 роки тому +2100

    6:21 Little Nikolai, are you hurt? “No papa”

  • @hunsterification
    @hunsterification 4 роки тому +680

    " I wonder if this will turn richtofen into a hot chick?"
    -Tank Dempsey

  • @TheKirBoi
    @TheKirBoi 2 роки тому +895

    I love how at 5:58 you can hear Steve Blum cracking up at the line as he says it.

    • @kr1spiez
      @kr1spiez 2 роки тому +128

      he sounds like hes gonna bust out laughing but he has to stay in character

    • @AvectusDetmor
      @AvectusDetmor 2 роки тому +51

      When he says any that's the part that he is really trying to hold it in

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 Рік тому +7

      😂

    • @GhostwalkerSparrow
      @GhostwalkerSparrow Рік тому +26

      Wonder how many takes it took without him laughing

    • @BruhImNotDeadYet
      @BruhImNotDeadYet Рік тому +5

      ​@@kr1spiez"bust"

  • @jacobslater485
    @jacobslater485 3 роки тому +976

    1:16 that’s my favorite running gag on zombies. They made quick revive fish flavored literally every single character hates quick revive 😂😂

    • @jeffukarosta4500
      @jeffukarosta4500 3 роки тому +203

      Except Takeo. He loves the flavor.

    • @lukzthrash.5331
      @lukzthrash.5331 3 роки тому +47

      Thst goes accordingly LMFAO

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 2 роки тому +26

      @@jeffukarosta4500 That's cliche

    • @Minultima
      @Minultima 2 роки тому

      @@kamikaze4172 No one fucking gives a shit.

    • @datsmurf3438
      @datsmurf3438 2 роки тому +50

      @@kamikaze4172 bro takoe literally says he likes the flavor. There is quotes from him saying it tastes good.

  • @polarisreach8280
    @polarisreach8280 4 роки тому +1906

    5:11 me in a nutshell playing bo zombies

    • @31thieves
      @31thieves 4 роки тому +52

      All of us in a nutshell, u mean?

    • @oblivionspongebob947
      @oblivionspongebob947 4 роки тому +25

      I guess that means he just has pretty rotten luck. In Cold War Zombies I rarely get the box to move. Who else is bad at RNG here?

    • @justindalton8701
      @justindalton8701 4 роки тому +10

      @@oblivionspongebob947 me, since it qualifies as gatcha

    • @cryogenicdragon4282
      @cryogenicdragon4282 4 роки тому +4

      Mmmmmm hula girl

    • @FirebrandXVI
      @FirebrandXVI 4 роки тому +5

      Me when I get a Shieva, Drakon or SVG-100

  • @Kingy_TR
    @Kingy_TR 4 роки тому +641

    6:02 love how he broke character for a little bit

  • @Hahathiswasmade
    @Hahathiswasmade 4 роки тому +1233

    3:00 when you realise your the last one and you see how much teammates you have down

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 3 роки тому +394

    2:00 “eenie meenie mighty SHOTGUN!” Has to be my favorite Richthofen line

    • @Pyro-0369
      @Pyro-0369 2 роки тому +25

      War Vets finding a way to discipline their child:

    • @atommidas2002
      @atommidas2002 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @SaulBadWomen
      @SaulBadWomen Рік тому +5

      Are you sure not this 2:07

    • @Cr1msnF4dger
      @Cr1msnF4dger Рік тому +3

      The only German who appreciated shotguns, compared to his colleagues during World War 1

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Cr1msnF4dgerTrue...

  • @JL_OnDaTube
    @JL_OnDaTube 2 роки тому +552

    6:18 that is the greatest line I’ve never heard in zombies 😭😭😭

  • @caelanharris3657
    @caelanharris3657 4 роки тому +2447

    3:00 Richthofen’s line seems so natural

    • @themessiahgluesniffer
      @themessiahgluesniffer 3 роки тому +147

      Nolan north had fun with him

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 3 роки тому +52

      @@themessiahgluesniffer i remember him as the voice actor for soldier in expiration date

    • @LTAssassin
      @LTAssassin 3 роки тому +59

      @@FED0RA He also voiced Nathan Drake from Uncharted, David from the last of us, and the Penguin from batman: Arkham series.

    • @jenniferbarangan1502
      @jenniferbarangan1502 3 роки тому +22

      "I see one, two thr- oh sh-"

    • @gustavodiaz8635
      @gustavodiaz8635 3 роки тому +45

      2:04 best line from richthofen

  • @tobekke23
    @tobekke23 4 роки тому +508

    2:28 "my weapon is low on *HoUnOr* "

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 3 роки тому +16

      I mistook it for: "My weapon is low on humour"

    • @friedpixel7517
      @friedpixel7517 5 місяців тому +1

      I dont know why, but this is one of the funniest quotes to me

    • @hankthehunter
      @hankthehunter 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@friedpixel7517okay please explain to me why, Takeo is just not funny to me

  • @hyperspider198
    @hyperspider198 4 роки тому +1192

    7:41 must be the best Nikolai voice line

    • @TheLeo12010
      @TheLeo12010 3 роки тому +51

      8:31 is brutal, and the next one of Nikolai is the best for me

    • @badaboom8520
      @badaboom8520 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheLeo12010 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

    • @bulkysinetv6262
      @bulkysinetv6262 3 роки тому +9

      Little Nikolai?! U okaay? Yes papa🤣🤣

    • @AZlumpbox
      @AZlumpbox 2 роки тому +4

      I AM WARNING YOU, I AM FLAMMABLE. hehe, pull my finger

    • @mallard975
      @mallard975 Рік тому +5

      ​8:43 me when I'm 1 hit away from death

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya 3 роки тому +338

    5:19 I like how Nikolai just turns Scottish half way through this quote

  • @val15_
    @val15_ 2 роки тому +73

    1:03 tell me I wasn't the only one who died laughing when Richtoffen said "YeEss"

  • @Aginglight
    @Aginglight 4 роки тому +2707

    4:39 that’s the first time Takeo made me cry laughing 😂

  • @kvng_rvbby
    @kvng_rvbby 4 роки тому +341

    2:09 cries in Richtofen sounds

  • @truffly5520
    @truffly5520 4 роки тому +449

    8:14 I LIKE IT, I DO NOT KNOW WHY

    • @massharrasment8980
      @massharrasment8980 3 роки тому +5

      I read that in a Richthofen voice because it literally sounds like something Richtofen would say

  • @Nul1fy
    @Nul1fy 2 роки тому +129

    5:59 i like how he broke character with the laugh but they still kept it xD

  • @elpinchejuliannn
    @elpinchejuliannn 3 роки тому +416

    9:35 No fucking way did he actually tap the mic 😭

    • @Atomix96
      @Atomix96 2 роки тому +30

      There vid of him doing it, it's so cool

    • @JeffSkilling69
      @JeffSkilling69 Рік тому +7

      935

    • @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C
      @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C Рік тому +8

      ​@@Atomix96 PLEASE I CAN'T FIND IT

    • @Jmcallqe7
      @Jmcallqe7 Рік тому +5

      First of all WHAT MIC AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM

    • @Hayden.999
      @Hayden.999 Рік тому +11

      ​@@Jmcallqe7the mic the voice actor used to record the lines💀

  • @bunnimomo
    @bunnimomo 4 роки тому +552

    1:10 LMAO I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

    • @Nuhuh342
      @Nuhuh342 4 роки тому +13

      Rick is freaking gae

    • @calebjones1977
      @calebjones1977 4 роки тому +29

      @@Nuhuh342 it’s pronounced gæ

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 3 роки тому +8

      @@Nuhuh342 yes

    • @Nuhuh342
      @Nuhuh342 3 роки тому +6

      @@calebjones1977 ok

    • @itzfritz2644
      @itzfritz2644 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nuhuh342 i mean, it’s pretty obvious

  • @zytr8260
    @zytr8260 4 роки тому +252

    9:14 love this line btw.

  • @hekzin
    @hekzin 4 роки тому +1299

    Richtofen is literally the best Ultimis character.

    • @jadalomer1295
      @jadalomer1295 4 роки тому +74

      Nikolai's my fave especially, “that stripper must’ve stolen my money”

    • @Wrizzlordthe1st
      @Wrizzlordthe1st 3 роки тому +55

      you mean R-tofen

    • @vulpesinculta6493
      @vulpesinculta6493 3 роки тому +21

      *Nikolai has joined the chat*

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 3 роки тому +33

      I really can’t decide, their all so cool

    • @Ark9music.
      @Ark9music. 3 роки тому +16

      They all have their moments imo

  • @fiercedeity5734
    @fiercedeity5734 3 роки тому +279

    6:51 Gets me every time 🤣

  • @WhaleAndWasped
    @WhaleAndWasped 3 роки тому +132

    8:43 is a hard mood😂

  • @ispepsiokay411
    @ispepsiokay411 4 роки тому +1020

    2:05 *RICHTOFEN SOUNDS INTENSFIES*

  • @justcallmebeety
    @justcallmebeety 4 роки тому +935

    4:24 me talking to myself every day

  • @guywhoasked6046
    @guywhoasked6046 3 роки тому +995

    Richtofen is the masochist
    Dempsey is the bully
    Nikolai is the non serious kid
    Takeo is the Asian
    schools arent schools without em

    • @themessiahgluesniffer
      @themessiahgluesniffer 3 роки тому +45

      No richtofen is the gay kid

    • @guywhoasked6046
      @guywhoasked6046 3 роки тому +28

      @@themessiahgluesniffer when did he become gay

    • @themessiahgluesniffer
      @themessiahgluesniffer 3 роки тому +57

      @@guywhoasked6046 “IT IS SO WET AND SLIPPERY AND JOYFUL HAHA JUST LIKE YOU NIKOLAI”

    • @guywhoasked6046
      @guywhoasked6046 3 роки тому +11

      @@themessiahgluesniffer hes a masochist, look that up first

    • @guywhoasked6046
      @guywhoasked6046 3 роки тому +1

      @@themessiahgluesniffer the only thing that makes him gay is him being a nazi

  • @CoolingCashew31
    @CoolingCashew31 2 роки тому +180

    10:03
    Richtoffen: Now you can fit into gumball machine. And I could have a piece of you for a quarter. WHO HAS A QUARTER?
    Dempsey?
    Dempsey: *Monkey sound*

  • @dumbdead8835
    @dumbdead8835 3 роки тому +82

    5:19 that line brought back a lot of memories

    • @KinoDerToaster
      @KinoDerToaster Рік тому +1

      He sounded scottish as f* when he said that too.

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 4 роки тому +346

    1:59 "Eeny meeny mighty SHOTGUN!!!"

  • @FrancisHD
    @FrancisHD 4 роки тому +767

    5:54 Richtofen predicted D.I.E. Shockwave!

  • @cannivelt9943
    @cannivelt9943 4 роки тому +519

    I’ve never heard the “little Nikolai” line and now that I have my day is much better.

    • @PILLS__BTW
      @PILLS__BTW 4 роки тому +9

      Dude got hit in the nuts

    • @thenateshow4371
      @thenateshow4371 3 роки тому +9

      @@PILLS__BTW nah he just has a tiny version of himself in a pocket.

    • @AZlumpbox
      @AZlumpbox 2 роки тому +1

      @@thenateshow4371 or he just carrys a puppet of himself

    • @migek
      @migek 2 роки тому +1

      There are matroyshka dolls on moon aren't there maybe its related to that

    • @shanesphon4449
      @shanesphon4449 2 роки тому +2

      Nikolai is referring to his trouser snake dude

  • @IAmThatGuy..
    @IAmThatGuy.. 3 роки тому +47

    "Without bullets,I'll have to resort to. . . STAHBBING!"
    1:50

  • @devlyn1816
    @devlyn1816 3 роки тому +37

    I love how Dempsey just breaks the 4th wall way too many times.

  • @isaacfg6949
    @isaacfg6949 4 роки тому +613

    I need to find some ammunition! (Richtofen Noises) is my favorite

  • @Kageofyoutube
    @Kageofyoutube 4 роки тому +524

    6:10 my favorite Nikoli quote

    • @ultramanlo9991
      @ultramanlo9991 3 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a Gollum reference sorta of

  • @ghqst-_-3145
    @ghqst-_-3145 4 роки тому +208

    3:05 SO WE GONNA LET THIS SLIDE

  • @weponizedlemons711
    @weponizedlemons711 3 роки тому +130

    This is all that cold war is missing. Charming characters

    • @bigswagger
      @bigswagger 2 роки тому +4

      "who needs a deadshot daiquiri? what ever tf that is"

    • @lightninggreninja4676
      @lightninggreninja4676 Рік тому +3

      Captain Price, Mason, Adler, Woods, The dude from Die Hard, We don't have the OGs, but at least CW has those options compared to Vanguard. *Though, I can't lie, Snoop Dogg was an interesting option😂*

  • @team_portal_tag
    @team_portal_tag 3 роки тому +93

    10:03 Richtofen: now you can fit into a gum ball machine
    *he said that but then he realizes their are gumball machines on BO3*

    • @matthewphelps7384
      @matthewphelps7384 9 місяців тому +1

      I played BO3 and he for the longest time never said the line and i thought they removed the line... then he said it and i was happy lmao

  • @shisuiuchiha5249
    @shisuiuchiha5249 4 роки тому +319

    4:39 that made me laugh my ass off

  • @kraig436
    @kraig436 4 роки тому +154

    Most of Dempsey's quotes is either bitching to treyarch or threating the player

    • @cookies5817
      @cookies5817 3 роки тому +19

      Or hula gurl

    • @BB_The_Gamer
      @BB_The_Gamer 3 роки тому +13

      Mmmm hula girl.

    • @H33333
      @H33333 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe it’ll turn Richthofen to Hula Girl.

  • @ninjadragon4667
    @ninjadragon4667 3 роки тому +442

    1:47 & 2:17 - The mindset I wish to see more often, knowing when to improvise!
    2:04 - The Reality in matchmaking...

    • @Sgt.Peanut16
      @Sgt.Peanut16 2 роки тому +8

      I thought Richtofen said stahping 🤣

    • @deyontemyers4109
      @deyontemyers4109 2 роки тому +3

      JUST LET ME HAVE A TURN WITH THE BOX GUYS PLZ

    • @gg_mydog968
      @gg_mydog968 2 роки тому +3

      [Richthofen Sounds] 💀💀💀

    • @dragonsamurai453productions
      @dragonsamurai453productions Рік тому

      Tbh the resorting to stabbing dialogue is the funniest ultimus Richtofen line, in my opinion.

  • @aboiofcolor
    @aboiofcolor 3 роки тому +22

    2:31 "I'm warning you, I'M FLAMMABLE!!"
    **chuckle**
    "Pull my finger"

  • @AL-135
    @AL-135 3 роки тому +16

    "Maybe if walk around like a zombie, they will ignore me?" LMFAOO 9:24

  • @captain_fish_head
    @captain_fish_head 4 роки тому +776

    3:00 best line
    4:40 2nd best line
    8:14 3rd best line
    5:10 4th best line
    4:23 5th best line
    5:49 gay line
    5:52 another gay line
    6:05 6th best line

    • @bluelynxworld4748
      @bluelynxworld4748 4 роки тому +44

      "I see 1, 2, 3.... Oh shit"

    • @ghostafk1139
      @ghostafk1139 4 роки тому +31

      the quality of the gun is not as important as a bad motherfucker holding it. hahaha

    • @i3adl_4
      @i3adl_4 4 роки тому +3

      @@bluelynxworld4748 I see one to thr- oh shit

    • @i3adl_4
      @i3adl_4 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @tahiti1901
      @tahiti1901 4 роки тому +3

      That 2nd one is wholesome

  • @Yahrrmateyy
    @Yahrrmateyy 4 роки тому +563

    4:48 “Forshadowing”

    • @mirthless5603
      @mirthless5603 4 роки тому +7

      ?

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 4 роки тому +88

      @@mirthless5603 because he swapped souls with a girl

    • @stenthetombstone7915
      @stenthetombstone7915 4 роки тому +72

      @@yapyapthedestroyer2562 Oh that explains. Hey wait a min- 😰

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 4 роки тому +6

      @@stenthetombstone7915 it sounds weird, just look up the moon Easter egg

    • @stenthetombstone7915
      @stenthetombstone7915 4 роки тому +54

      @@yapyapthedestroyer2562 Yeah I know, I just sounded concerned as a joke since it made it sound like Dempsey was calling Samantha a hot chick 💀

  • @rubberducky9951
    @rubberducky9951 4 роки тому +260

    8:30 and the one after got me good 😂

  • @DiceBreaker101
    @DiceBreaker101 2 роки тому +86

    5:53 "If I had designed this, it would have sucked, and not blown. Ohoho!" Trust me it gets me sometimes because I get the joke.
    Also Richtofen could of just used the wonder weapon in the Tranzit crew map even though it sucks because it breaks.

    • @draconis191
      @draconis191 6 місяців тому +4

      I thought it meant that he designed the Jet Gun in the first place.

  • @Chucky_Martinez
    @Chucky_Martinez 3 роки тому +34

    3:19 Why did you have to hit me? I called timeout!

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 4 роки тому +182

    6:00
    Ice staff
    “Allow me to introduce myself”

    • @ChosoKam08
      @ChosoKam08 4 роки тому +9

      Upgraded ice staff: “allow ME to introduce myself”

    • @genericglogo6830
      @genericglogo6830 4 роки тому +9

      D.I.E Shockwave Bullet : Umm... I’ll let you guys handle this... Ima... just go... ok

    • @wierdosincorporated
      @wierdosincorporated 3 роки тому

      Air is better

    • @B11-n8v
      @B11-n8v 3 роки тому +1

      Winter's Howl: *Intense Crying*

    • @infinitezgamer419
      @infinitezgamer419 3 роки тому +1

      Lightning bow: step aside ladys

  • @Dan_CP2509
    @Dan_CP2509 4 роки тому +126

    1:42 Perfectly Cut Screams with Richtofen.
    8:37 When your school gives you a surprise Algebra test and you didn't study for it.
    6:27 My Vodka!

  • @sandstormraider9906
    @sandstormraider9906 4 роки тому +129

    The people who voiced them must have had a lot of fun

    • @scarlettkara2762
      @scarlettkara2762 4 роки тому +21

      They did. They had great, insanity-driven fun for a decade.
      In fact, they had so much fun that at one point Treyarch was like: huh, they seem to be having fun, why don't we have a group recording session for once just to try it out? See what happens?
      And they did!
      And then Treyarch ended up burning the recording of "maximum fun" and never holding such a meeting ever again. For the safekeeping of any remaining purity in the world.
      Fun story told by Nolan North and Steve Blum. Look em up with "retro replay" to hear more of such stories (they are wonderful dudes with awesome stories)

    • @criscabrera9098
      @criscabrera9098 9 місяців тому

      @@scarlettkara2762I can only imagine what was said these guys were already kinda of inappropriate and hilarious while separated that putting them all together was such good idea for comedy stand point but such awful and terrible idea for purpose of clean voice acting.

  • @onemanarmy9426
    @onemanarmy9426 2 роки тому +19

    It’s funny how Dempsey just breaks the fourth walls so many times it’s just hilarious

  • @Пвт.Димитрий
    @Пвт.Димитрий 3 роки тому +57

    5:48 SUSSY RICTHOFEN

  • @ItsGotenkzs
    @ItsGotenkzs 4 роки тому +95

    8:15 one of my favorite lines

  • @Nettingyournetworth
    @Nettingyournetworth 4 роки тому +448

    Demsey: "Hey player!! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!!
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 4 роки тому +48

    So this is what prolonged exposure to 115 does

  • @TheOnlyKaiden
    @TheOnlyKaiden 2 роки тому +32

    Richthofens line at 1:12 gets me every time 😂

  • @0.0_39
    @0.0_39 3 роки тому +97

    The fact that Richtoffen lost his german accent at 3:00 little bit makes it the best line

  • @welshdragongames888
    @welshdragongames888 4 роки тому +54

    “Where did all the colour go? Why is there no power? Who am I talking to?”
    (Heads in the background after that time) “please”

  • @javiermacias3401
    @javiermacias3401 4 роки тому +334

    Anybody else afraid of Dempsey now?

    • @Aginglight
      @Aginglight 4 роки тому +12

      Yes 😶😑

    • @rorya01ok37
      @rorya01ok37 4 роки тому +32

      No Dempsey is just self aware enough and realizes he keeps going into every map. He probably realizes hes immortal

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +8

      @@rorya01ok37 if he’s immortal, why did he die in Tag?

    • @Sentient-Noodle
      @Sentient-Noodle 4 роки тому +10

      @@3Guys1Video cutscenes

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sentient-Noodle damn...

  • @spamton3799
    @spamton3799 4 роки тому +265

    I love how Ultimis Richoften's whole joke is that he's gay.

  • @pizzabox3065
    @pizzabox3065 3 роки тому +48

    2:38 I am warning you I am flammable
    Pull my finger 😆 best line I need to use that lol

  • @tone9358
    @tone9358 2 роки тому +20

    7:09 bruh since 2010 I thought Nicolai was saying, “pretty & smelly, we in common.”

  • @ethanhoward8573
    @ethanhoward8573 4 роки тому +100

    4:12 Nikolai on the moon

    • @SeanW6661
      @SeanW6661 4 роки тому +7

      This was always one of my favourite Nikolai lines, few breaths left in your life? Sing a little song

  • @glytchthefox
    @glytchthefox 4 роки тому +62

    Dude, never realized Richtofen was so sus for Nikolai.... damn

  • @GreenVazio
    @GreenVazio 4 роки тому +47

    2:04: I need to find some ammunition! (Richtofen sounds)
    Best moment for him in my eyes

    • @gg_mydog968
      @gg_mydog968 2 роки тому +4

      Same 💀💀💀😭😭😭

  • @henrylahanmi9280
    @henrylahanmi9280 3 роки тому +8

    I like how Dempsey breaks the fourth wall so many times and threatens us to come to our living rooms.

  • @JovialMrFox
    @JovialMrFox 3 місяці тому +6

    “I see one- two- thre- oh shit.”

  • @Artobacco
    @Artobacco 4 роки тому +326

    3:12 made me laugh but Nikolai is still my favorite

    • @aboiofcolor
      @aboiofcolor 3 роки тому +8

      I will not explain this obvious world war II joke, otherwise it would make it unfunny

    • @fireguy4588
      @fireguy4588 3 роки тому +11

      @@aboiofcolor to be honest I don’t think people really want to hear an explanation about the spike trap covered in shit

    • @johngabriel334
      @johngabriel334 2 роки тому +3

      Its actually takeo

    • @Artobacco
      @Artobacco 2 роки тому +2

      @@johngabriel334 ? I know

  • @devilsmaycry9877
    @devilsmaycry9877 3 роки тому +179

    3:51 I find it funny to be last player alive and finish the game with Richthofen saying that and yet I don’t get what he means by that 😂

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett 2 роки тому +16

      I think because of his pain tolerance, he finds a zombies scratch to feel tickly.

    • @train_go_boom2065
      @train_go_boom2065 2 роки тому

      @@LilMcMoffett and hes horny

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 2 роки тому +3

      Masochism

    • @gg_mydog968
      @gg_mydog968 2 роки тому +1

      I swear That Voiceline in the German Dub Gets Me On My Stomach 💀😂😂😂

  • @sp00kie_d00kie
    @sp00kie_d00kie 4 роки тому +239

    9:14 is my fave

  • @ProjectDelta1
    @ProjectDelta1 3 роки тому +36

    4:40
    Character growth

  • @rong2962
    @rong2962 3 роки тому +66

    "Without bullets, i'll have to resort to... STABBING!" 1:47 my all time favourite

    • @_._---.
      @_._---. 3 роки тому +4

      SCHTABBING!

  • @user-bq7dt1sj2f
    @user-bq7dt1sj2f 4 роки тому +31

    Dempsey: *gets hit by zombie*
    also dempsey: Aight- Imma go and beat up the player

  • @radlouis5097
    @radlouis5097 4 роки тому +352

    3:04
    ...
    Umm, what has happened between Nikolai and Richtofen?

    • @javiermacias3401
      @javiermacias3401 4 роки тому +39

      I think they had ass s- oh god😂

    • @Martialarts9239
      @Martialarts9239 4 роки тому +80

      Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.

    • @captainzest6332
      @captainzest6332 4 роки тому +21

      You know damn well what happened

    • @BasicallyADemon
      @BasicallyADemon 4 роки тому +18

      I think i might know but i really don't wanna guess-

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 4 роки тому +13

      umm... probably will not explain it

  • @DashyShine
    @DashyShine 4 роки тому +354

    6:18

  • @Yipyipyay
    @Yipyipyay 3 роки тому +15

    I love how Dempsey is the only sentient one lmao

  • @ArrancarX5
    @ArrancarX5 2 роки тому +17

    9:50 "Nikolai Gets Max Ammo, and Max Vodka Too."

  • @AntonioGarcia-nq8xs
    @AntonioGarcia-nq8xs 4 роки тому +63

    1:27 me when they ask how much cheese I want in my pizza

    • @k1ngnewkid
      @k1ngnewkid 2 роки тому +6

      This is me every time.

  • @lowkeylard
    @lowkeylard 4 роки тому +69

    4:59 my favorite line there is in the entire ultimis story

  • @direwolf8080
    @direwolf8080 4 роки тому +91

    2:29 “My weapon is named Zuko!”

    • @rebeccahunt3821
      @rebeccahunt3821 4 роки тому +7

      Am I the only one that actually got this lmao

    • @lanceey5997
      @lanceey5997 3 роки тому +7

      *is that a avatar reference?*

    • @numbpyro44
      @numbpyro44 3 роки тому +4

      @@lanceey5997 yes 😂

    • @AgentKirito56
      @AgentKirito56 2 роки тому +1

      My weapon is named Azula 🤣❤❤🤣

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 роки тому +8

    4:40 - Hearing Takeo say that was so genuinely surprising, my drink went out my nose

  • @SuperMidnightkid
    @SuperMidnightkid 4 роки тому +196

    8:37 me trying to survive COVID living in New York

    • @aboiofcolor
      @aboiofcolor 3 роки тому +11

      Me reading about how many COVID related deaths are currently: 3:00

  • @thevoidomen9286
    @thevoidomen9286 4 роки тому +258

    5:52 he talkin about jet gun?? 😂

    • @mlfalcon3976
      @mlfalcon3976 4 роки тому +3

      Joke?

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 роки тому +8

      yeah, pretty much

    • @nameforgetter
      @nameforgetter 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @goeringgonzaga816
      @goeringgonzaga816 4 роки тому +8

      No the Decompressive isotopic Estrangement Shockwave

    • @thevoidomen9286
      @thevoidomen9286 4 роки тому +1

      The reason why I said jet gun is, because richtofen said if he designed that he would’ve sucked, so maybe he designed the jet gun 😅😂

  • @atlanticluciano
    @atlanticluciano 4 роки тому +38

    When i was younger I never knew that some of the quotes have sexual meanings

    • @aboiofcolor
      @aboiofcolor 3 роки тому +3

      Did your younger self ever have any questions for 8:31 ?

    • @atlanticluciano
      @atlanticluciano 3 роки тому +2

      @@aboiofcolor At one point yes

  • @mickjaegar2379
    @mickjaegar2379 2 роки тому +13

    9:30 Oh, that was a skill in Dead Rising.

  • @SONICX1027
    @SONICX1027 4 роки тому +46

    You can tell that the VAs had a lot of fun voicing the Ultimis crew

  • @Falcobird01
    @Falcobird01 4 роки тому +423

    1:16 I want an animation for this. 😂😂😂

    • @lonewo1f603
      @lonewo1f603 4 роки тому +3

      gacha XD

    • @Aginglight
      @Aginglight 4 роки тому +26

      No. Fu** Gacha

    • @ChosoKam08
      @ChosoKam08 4 роки тому +19

      No GACHa. NO GAY GACHA.

    • @lonewo1f603
      @lonewo1f603 4 роки тому

      well i mean i did say XD implying that i was kidding

    • @toasties_713
      @toasties_713 4 роки тому +12

      @@lonewo1f603 how does "XD" imply its a joke?
      That could be like
      "Lmao your an orphan now! XD"
      as you can see the "XD" Clearly made it a joke!

  • @comicalsquid9729
    @comicalsquid9729 4 роки тому +34

    Deadpool: Hey, you talking to the 4th wall, that's my job!

  • @Anigaming-dz5gh
    @Anigaming-dz5gh 2 роки тому +1

    i like how the characters were just so aware of the fact that they were in a game back then, now they're just oblivious

  • @lambsauce5825
    @lambsauce5825 3 роки тому +7

    I like how Dempsey is just breaking the fourth wall

  • @GAMER-RANGER
    @GAMER-RANGER 4 роки тому +28

    6:34 nikolai knows the Dempsey like explosions

  • @thegamingbonnie8426
    @thegamingbonnie8426 4 роки тому +25

    The Kino dialogue is so Nostalgic