The Siegfried Line - LYRICS - The German Parody

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 5 років тому +387

    Britain: "We make troll song"
    Germany: "Hold mein schnapps"

    • @Anmatgreen
      @Anmatgreen 5 років тому +11

      @@syncromash4543 Strange, only Hitler wrongfully assumes I am dead after every time he unsuccessfully tries to kill me.

    • @syncromash4543
      @syncromash4543 5 років тому +7

      Hermann Fegelein BUT YOU GOT SPRAYED BY AN MP40 is this a back to the future situation just turns out you had a crude German prototype of a modern bulletproof vest?

    • @Anmatgreen
      @Anmatgreen 5 років тому +4

      @@syncromash4543 Nah. I'm just a God. I'm immortal.

    • @familysawaya7133
      @familysawaya7133 5 років тому +2

      This 100% not FEGELEIN

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 4 роки тому +1

      Hermann Fegelein remember Me?

  • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
    @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 4 роки тому +140

    I unironincly find that köninggrätzer March part the best recorded version of that march.

    • @MauserKar98k
      @MauserKar98k Рік тому +2

      Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @nigstar1239
      @nigstar1239 Місяць тому

      For years I have tried to find a better one! I think that the performance+ the old recordation entail does that effect

  • @cloudfanlp4923
    @cloudfanlp4923 6 років тому +275

    1940er Disstracks are the best

  • @adrianwiechoczek7318
    @adrianwiechoczek7318 4 роки тому +132

    I love how both versions of this song claimed that each side will throughfully screw the another, but in another both sides ended in failure (British and French at fighting Germany in 1939 and 1940 and Germans at conquering Britain during Battle of England).
    It was like the God in Heaven just said to both: "Nope."

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 3 роки тому +4

      @Sans it originated in Britain

  • @jasminer117
    @jasminer117 5 років тому +117

    English translation:
    Well my boy, you thought of this too simple it seems -
    with the great washing day down by the German Rhine
    you also fairly peed your pants. No need to be sad!
    Soon we'll be soaping you down thoroughly, from top to bottom
    Hell, after the German washing day, you will no longer even need that washing!
    Whoever fancies to sing along to this ditty may do so,
    together with the second war reporting company
    until the washing day, until the washing day, that early in advance*
    My girl, fill me another pint
    And now dance and drink until the glasses are empty!
    Because when the great washing day is over
    I will come back home, I will come back home over the sea!
    *not sure whether that's correct, technically they're quoting a German saying here that apparently translates to "at the crack of dawn"

    • @shadownerd9701
      @shadownerd9701 4 роки тому +4

      @@gunnarthefeisty
      Soviet Union: You sure did.
      America: Yep. All by yourself with your own guns too! It's really impressive

    • @kaiserdoghelmii9348
      @kaiserdoghelmii9348 4 роки тому +3

      @@gunnarthefeisty ha, UK did nothing by themselves! :DD

    • @chevybradley4811
      @chevybradley4811 Рік тому +3

      @@kaiserdoghelmii9348 yea we did we defended europe til every last man

    • @AbulArbaIjun
      @AbulArbaIjun Рік тому +1

      "Herrgottsfruehe", literally translated: "Lord God earliness"
      "In aller Herrgottsfrueh" means: "At an ungodly hour". Maybe between 04:00 and 06:00 AM.

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 4 роки тому +101

    Who ever said Jerry didn't have a sense of humour?

    • @strigonshitposting793
      @strigonshitposting793 4 роки тому +9

      They’ve got a good one, I’ll say that much.

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@strigonshitposting793 they're just aggressively shy about showing it

  • @dallas6442
    @dallas6442 4 роки тому +86

    Meme`s in 2020: lmao
    meme`s in 1940`s: hold my beer

    • @strigonshitposting793
      @strigonshitposting793 4 роки тому +9

      “Hold my beer” I think you mean halte mein bier, soldat

    • @DavidMVTres
      @DavidMVTres 4 роки тому +3

      @@strigonshitposting793 ja mein kameraden.

    • @vaporwave2359
      @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому

      * wesse bier

    • @unsuisseegare1291
      @unsuisseegare1291 8 місяців тому +1

      @@DavidMVTres Ja, Kamerad (Kameraden is pleural, If you want to say it singular it's just "Kamerad", if you want to say it plural it's " meine Kameraden")

  • @GeneralDerpington
    @GeneralDerpington 7 років тому +47

    God damn do I love their marching songs

  • @panzerkampfwagenaufiid
    @panzerkampfwagenaufiid 4 роки тому +24

    The rick roll of the 40's

  • @wyrm2591
    @wyrm2591 5 років тому +98

    the first meme

    • @user11787-v
      @user11787-v 5 років тому +38

      the first "no u" by the 3rd Reich

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 4 роки тому +1

      Kilroy was here

    • @Tom-hz1pi
      @Tom-hz1pi 4 роки тому +1

      i'd like you to introduce you to Kremlin uni

    • @Tom-hz1pi
      @Tom-hz1pi 4 роки тому

      I can English at 12:30 in the morning

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 4 роки тому +1

      Ever heard of O.K?

  • @kelvyquayo
    @kelvyquayo 2 роки тому +14

    It would have been (almost) fun to see this performed.,, I wonder what they used to simulate Stuka sound lol

  • @thoughtbat
    @thoughtbat 2 роки тому +4

    Translation: "It's the first half, and we've got you"

  • @shooty3865
    @shooty3865 3 роки тому +18

    this song makes me want to go through belgium to get to france

  • @grenmaster1
    @grenmaster1 3 роки тому +20

    *When Operation Sea Lion is successful*

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 3 роки тому +4

      no no no,
      It’s
      *Wenn Unternehmen Seelöwe Erfolgreich ist*

    • @grenmaster1
      @grenmaster1 3 роки тому

      @@noelblack8159 *Ja!*

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 3 роки тому

      @@grenmaster1 gut...

  • @quangcaodo8864
    @quangcaodo8864 5 років тому +102

    I laugh when they switch to the tune of Prussien Gloria

    • @無-p8i
      @無-p8i 5 років тому +51

      That's bot Preussen Gloria that's Königgrätzer march

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 4 роки тому +1

      Smönsk no,
      Its real Music

    • @joecliffe5939
      @joecliffe5939 4 роки тому

      Smönsk it’s the same melody I thought

  • @benywidodo
    @benywidodo 2 роки тому +5

    Germans knew how to make any songs into marching song

  • @CreateGaming58
    @CreateGaming58 7 років тому +11

    My favorite time of year

  • @paulwilliams6159
    @paulwilliams6159 2 роки тому +13

    The British never did hang their washing on the Siegfried Line it took the Americans to do that & at great loss to themselves despite the fact the war was nearly over & the Wehrmacht was considered a defeated army.

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 4 роки тому +23

    This is truly hilarious

  • @DavidMVTres
    @DavidMVTres 4 роки тому +20

    "No u", said the Germans.

  • @mr.h1083
    @mr.h1083 5 років тому +38

    *VISBLE BRITISH CONFUSION*

    • @orangepekoe5243
      @orangepekoe5243 5 років тому +3

      Paul Gibson same with you mate

    • @strigonshitposting793
      @strigonshitposting793 4 роки тому +1

      Jerry? Defacing the songs of the British Empire? Well, we can’t have that! Someone phone up Bomber Command!

    • @arpdadawg1536
      @arpdadawg1536 4 роки тому

      i dont nee d sleep i need answers (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    • @LorenzoFerrari-d5e
      @LorenzoFerrari-d5e 5 місяців тому

      I can see them confused... The Krauts just took their Troll Song and made it theirs.

  • @strigonshitposting793
    @strigonshitposting793 4 роки тому +56

    God I love this. The first case of “No U” ever. However I am obligated to say that the original British one is better, given that it’s where I’m from.

    • @bosipatrol
      @bosipatrol 4 роки тому +1

      I dont know the first but I know Yankee Doodle came before this.

    • @vaporwave2359
      @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому +8

      Brittan is a great place but it's full of british people

    • @DoctorThomas23
      @DoctorThomas23 3 роки тому +2

      @@vaporwave2359 oh really? That sounds really bad...
      And I thought in Britain are only French...
      Well in Germany, where I live are of course no Germans, that would make no sense at all

  • @pepp418
    @pepp418 4 роки тому +162

    Unfortunately for the Germans, they needed more than a parody to hold their front.

  • @Rex_Productions0
    @Rex_Productions0 2 роки тому +5

    With the "Deutsch waschtag" is a little Ironic if youre in Ausschwitz

  • @axelavilaochoa3723
    @axelavilaochoa3723 4 роки тому +5

    Los ingleses: aaahh sos re troll xD

  • @sophiewnn9007
    @sophiewnn9007 4 роки тому +9

    It's kinda funny lmao

  • @Hhjik98
    @Hhjik98 4 роки тому +4

    What is the name of the final song?

  • @gabrielgatodelgado7514
    @gabrielgatodelgado7514 4 роки тому +4

    1940's shitpost

  • @chrisb9143
    @chrisb9143 3 роки тому +1

    ah, the sound of artillery before dawn...

  • @muwuny
    @muwuny 5 років тому +19

    Jokes on the boxheads, we hang it out on the Siegfried line.

    • @simon-xr9pw
      @simon-xr9pw 4 роки тому +5

      Ihr kittfresser seit aus eigener Kraft nie über Belgien hinausgekommen und wurdet in zwei Weltkriegen böse blamiert....ihr verdankt eure Existenz den roten genau wie Frankreich

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 роки тому +2

      Yes but you folks paid deerly for it! Jokes on you, teacozy!

    • @gordonballard9399
      @gordonballard9399 3 роки тому +1

      @@simon-xr9pw We conquered half of the world. And waht did Germany do? Start a World War and get destroyed. Long live the UK and the *NEW* Germany.

    • @simon-xr9pw
      @simon-xr9pw 3 роки тому +4

      @@gordonballard9399 Germany tried to get his property back and Fight communism the british declared the war. Also the british conquert only underdeveloped nations and maybe that is nothing to be proud of 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @gordonballard9399
      @gordonballard9399 3 роки тому +1

      @@simon-xr9pw but you can be proud of a Country which started a world war? And waht is better? Communism or Fascism?

  • @Tommychurchhill
    @Tommychurchhill Рік тому

    2 hour version when?

  • @wtco8883
    @wtco8883 5 років тому +1

    Fire

  • @MrApenator
    @MrApenator 4 роки тому

    und was war nix haben die aufgehangen ausser ihre gedärme ....

  • @WarAndThunder-li2iv
    @WarAndThunder-li2iv 6 місяців тому

    Ah, I see our fellow Germans have copied the Americans: copy your enemies songs and make them funnier.

  • @ehwar7148
    @ehwar7148 Рік тому +2

    First diss ever 😅😂😂 Deutschland erwache!!

    • @unsuisseegare1291
      @unsuisseegare1291 Рік тому

      Union Dixie was wrote during the US Civil War, 80 years before

    • @Dryhten1801
      @Dryhten1801 8 місяців тому

      ​@@unsuisseegare1291The North got embarrassed so bad in that war

    • @unsuisseegare1291
      @unsuisseegare1291 8 місяців тому

      @@Dryhten1801 ok and ?

    • @peg2legs90
      @peg2legs90 7 місяців тому

      @@Dryhten1801 Burning Sherman will disagree

  • @mabel8880
    @mabel8880 5 років тому +49

    The Nazis were evil, but they had humour.

    • @itsumierika5442
      @itsumierika5442 5 років тому +2

      yes this evil. but ilike nazi

    • @mabel8880
      @mabel8880 5 років тому +9

      @@itsumierika5442 Are you serious about liking Nazis? Please be a joke.

    • @bakist5540
      @bakist5540 5 років тому +14

      @@mabel8880 this was just a german army song NOT a song from the nazis. It didnt show anything political in it

    • @mabel8880
      @mabel8880 5 років тому +9

      @@bakist5540 But wasn't the German Army made up of Nazis during the war? Not all German soldiers were Nazis but a number of them were. Yes, this song ain't political but you get the idea that this was composed in WW2-era Germany.

    • @bakist5540
      @bakist5540 5 років тому +14

      @@mabel8880 so? It was composed in nazi germany. That doesnt prove anything. The majority of people in nazi germany were not nazis (they only supported hitler because their country got fucked after ww1.) And the only army units that were nazi loyal was the ss.

  • @Rieee140
    @Rieee140 2 роки тому

    Well
    1940 intensifies

  • @arnabkumardey6604
    @arnabkumardey6604 4 роки тому +1

    Who is Stuka??

    • @Vincentlpp08
      @Vincentlpp08 4 роки тому +13

      *Sturzkampfflugzeug

    • @geator9777
      @geator9777 4 роки тому +5

      A German dive bomber

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 роки тому

      A city in macedonië
      Štuka
      maps.app.goo.gl/ER5e86hAVX9RvJQAA

    • @impostors6905
      @impostors6905 3 роки тому

      Ur mom :P

    • @gunner7203
      @gunner7203 3 роки тому

      Its a German Dive bomber known for its trumpet to cause fear into the enemy
      ua-cam.com/video/2o7dkC8XWJ4/v-deo.html

  • @kelvyquayo
    @kelvyquayo 2 роки тому +1

    HAHAHHA. The German lyrics…. They say they need to do the Washing because they peed in their “Hosen”. 🤣🤣🤣
    Sorry.. it’s still funny. Sad af really

  • @margretfriedmann905
    @margretfriedmann905 2 роки тому

    Alle Mütter weinen um ihre Söhne...nie wieder Krieg...love and peace

  • @madjack7443
    @madjack7443 6 років тому +42

    Sorry I don’t speak loser of the war

    • @cloudfanlp4923
      @cloudfanlp4923 6 років тому +41

      you mean best Kill Death Ratio,right?Ok forget it,you have to be honest this is funny af.

    • @warrock5858
      @warrock5858 6 років тому +19

      1 against all

    • @bakist5540
      @bakist5540 6 років тому +2

      @@cloudfanlp4923 death to kill ratio is not victory

    • @cloudfanlp4923
      @cloudfanlp4923 6 років тому +13

      @@bakist5540 never claimed otherwise.

    • @cloudfanlp4923
      @cloudfanlp4923 6 років тому +10

      @@joelfredericks15 Ok first why did you write that?Second the Americans would have Big problems without Britain as without Britain they would lack the Airbases to deploy their Bombers (And so have still the Facilitys and Industry to keep producing Weapons,Planes,Armor and Synthetic Fuel),Germany would have all the Planes they lost in the Battle of Britain and against Free France alone Italy could do better.Also D-Day couldn't happen and the Soviet would have to face 100% of the German War machine instead of the 60-70% it had stood against in the Normal Timeline.American ships would have difficulty Staying supplied in the east Part of the Atlantic and I frankly doubt that the Americans would be able to destroy the Italian Navy as easily the British did in our timeline.All in all one could asume it would end with the Soviets Facing Hard Pressure from Germany and the Bigger Italian Reinforcements considering they do better in Africa when the British are taken out of the Equation.

  • @hardcrypt1542
    @hardcrypt1542 4 роки тому

    yeah lol you lost the rap battle the brits won the battle and the literal BATTLE!! 😂

  • @roiq5263
    @roiq5263 4 роки тому +1

    The British laughed last.

    • @eqbertfite2455
      @eqbertfite2455 3 роки тому +5

      Oh you'll see....

    • @lenny7773
      @lenny7773 3 роки тому +5

      By losing their empire

    • @Dryhten1801
      @Dryhten1801 2 роки тому +1

      @@lenny7773 And how much did Germany lose?

    • @ЭрикТкаченко
      @ЭрикТкаченко 2 роки тому

      the only one who laughed after this war was Stalin.

    • @Jack-Lad
      @Jack-Lad 2 роки тому +2

      @@ЭрикТкаченко no it was the small hat's they had the last laugh

  • @kumgang8569
    @kumgang8569 6 місяців тому

    und benutzt keine Messer. Das ist nicht deutsch!