Hermann Fegelein BUT YOU GOT SPRAYED BY AN MP40 is this a back to the future situation just turns out you had a crude German prototype of a modern bulletproof vest?
I love how both versions of this song claimed that each side will throughfully screw the another, but in another both sides ended in failure (British and French at fighting Germany in 1939 and 1940 and Germans at conquering Britain during Battle of England). It was like the God in Heaven just said to both: "Nope."
English translation: Well my boy, you thought of this too simple it seems - with the great washing day down by the German Rhine you also fairly peed your pants. No need to be sad! Soon we'll be soaping you down thoroughly, from top to bottom Hell, after the German washing day, you will no longer even need that washing! Whoever fancies to sing along to this ditty may do so, together with the second war reporting company until the washing day, until the washing day, that early in advance* My girl, fill me another pint And now dance and drink until the glasses are empty! Because when the great washing day is over I will come back home, I will come back home over the sea! *not sure whether that's correct, technically they're quoting a German saying here that apparently translates to "at the crack of dawn"
@@DavidMVTres Ja, Kamerad (Kameraden is pleural, If you want to say it singular it's just "Kamerad", if you want to say it plural it's " meine Kameraden")
The British never did hang their washing on the Siegfried Line it took the Americans to do that & at great loss to themselves despite the fact the war was nearly over & the Wehrmacht was considered a defeated army.
@@vaporwave2359 oh really? That sounds really bad... And I thought in Britain are only French... Well in Germany, where I live are of course no Germans, that would make no sense at all
Ihr kittfresser seit aus eigener Kraft nie über Belgien hinausgekommen und wurdet in zwei Weltkriegen böse blamiert....ihr verdankt eure Existenz den roten genau wie Frankreich
@@gordonballard9399 Germany tried to get his property back and Fight communism the british declared the war. Also the british conquert only underdeveloped nations and maybe that is nothing to be proud of 🤷🏼♂️
@@bakist5540 But wasn't the German Army made up of Nazis during the war? Not all German soldiers were Nazis but a number of them were. Yes, this song ain't political but you get the idea that this was composed in WW2-era Germany.
@@mabel8880 so? It was composed in nazi germany. That doesnt prove anything. The majority of people in nazi germany were not nazis (they only supported hitler because their country got fucked after ww1.) And the only army units that were nazi loyal was the ss.
@@joelfredericks15 Ok first why did you write that?Second the Americans would have Big problems without Britain as without Britain they would lack the Airbases to deploy their Bombers (And so have still the Facilitys and Industry to keep producing Weapons,Planes,Armor and Synthetic Fuel),Germany would have all the Planes they lost in the Battle of Britain and against Free France alone Italy could do better.Also D-Day couldn't happen and the Soviet would have to face 100% of the German War machine instead of the 60-70% it had stood against in the Normal Timeline.American ships would have difficulty Staying supplied in the east Part of the Atlantic and I frankly doubt that the Americans would be able to destroy the Italian Navy as easily the British did in our timeline.All in all one could asume it would end with the Soviets Facing Hard Pressure from Germany and the Bigger Italian Reinforcements considering they do better in Africa when the British are taken out of the Equation.
Britain: "We make troll song"
Germany: "Hold mein schnapps"
@@syncromash4543 Strange, only Hitler wrongfully assumes I am dead after every time he unsuccessfully tries to kill me.
Hermann Fegelein BUT YOU GOT SPRAYED BY AN MP40 is this a back to the future situation just turns out you had a crude German prototype of a modern bulletproof vest?
@@syncromash4543 Nah. I'm just a God. I'm immortal.
This 100% not FEGELEIN
Hermann Fegelein remember Me?
I unironincly find that köninggrätzer March part the best recorded version of that march.
Glad I'm not the only one.
For years I have tried to find a better one! I think that the performance+ the old recordation entail does that effect
1940er Disstracks are the best
LilAdolph
@@greedy_boi Ich Hock in meinem Bonker
1940's, oder komplett deutsch
Union Dixie would like a word.
I love how both versions of this song claimed that each side will throughfully screw the another, but in another both sides ended in failure (British and French at fighting Germany in 1939 and 1940 and Germans at conquering Britain during Battle of England).
It was like the God in Heaven just said to both: "Nope."
@Sans it originated in Britain
English translation:
Well my boy, you thought of this too simple it seems -
with the great washing day down by the German Rhine
you also fairly peed your pants. No need to be sad!
Soon we'll be soaping you down thoroughly, from top to bottom
Hell, after the German washing day, you will no longer even need that washing!
Whoever fancies to sing along to this ditty may do so,
together with the second war reporting company
until the washing day, until the washing day, that early in advance*
My girl, fill me another pint
And now dance and drink until the glasses are empty!
Because when the great washing day is over
I will come back home, I will come back home over the sea!
*not sure whether that's correct, technically they're quoting a German saying here that apparently translates to "at the crack of dawn"
@@gunnarthefeisty
Soviet Union: You sure did.
America: Yep. All by yourself with your own guns too! It's really impressive
@@gunnarthefeisty ha, UK did nothing by themselves! :DD
@@kaiserdoghelmii9348 yea we did we defended europe til every last man
"Herrgottsfruehe", literally translated: "Lord God earliness"
"In aller Herrgottsfrueh" means: "At an ungodly hour". Maybe between 04:00 and 06:00 AM.
Who ever said Jerry didn't have a sense of humour?
They’ve got a good one, I’ll say that much.
@@strigonshitposting793 they're just aggressively shy about showing it
Meme`s in 2020: lmao
meme`s in 1940`s: hold my beer
“Hold my beer” I think you mean halte mein bier, soldat
@@strigonshitposting793 ja mein kameraden.
* wesse bier
@@DavidMVTres Ja, Kamerad (Kameraden is pleural, If you want to say it singular it's just "Kamerad", if you want to say it plural it's " meine Kameraden")
God damn do I love their marching songs
The rick roll of the 40's
the first meme
the first "no u" by the 3rd Reich
Kilroy was here
i'd like you to introduce you to Kremlin uni
I can English at 12:30 in the morning
Ever heard of O.K?
It would have been (almost) fun to see this performed.,, I wonder what they used to simulate Stuka sound lol
Translation: "It's the first half, and we've got you"
this song makes me want to go through belgium to get to france
*When Operation Sea Lion is successful*
no no no,
It’s
*Wenn Unternehmen Seelöwe Erfolgreich ist*
@@noelblack8159 *Ja!*
@@grenmaster1 gut...
I laugh when they switch to the tune of Prussien Gloria
That's bot Preussen Gloria that's Königgrätzer march
Smönsk no,
Its real Music
Smönsk it’s the same melody I thought
Germans knew how to make any songs into marching song
My favorite time of year
The British never did hang their washing on the Siegfried Line it took the Americans to do that & at great loss to themselves despite the fact the war was nearly over & the Wehrmacht was considered a defeated army.
This is truly hilarious
"No u", said the Germans.
"calm"
"Nein, du"
*VISBLE BRITISH CONFUSION*
Paul Gibson same with you mate
Jerry? Defacing the songs of the British Empire? Well, we can’t have that! Someone phone up Bomber Command!
i dont nee d sleep i need answers (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I can see them confused... The Krauts just took their Troll Song and made it theirs.
God I love this. The first case of “No U” ever. However I am obligated to say that the original British one is better, given that it’s where I’m from.
I dont know the first but I know Yankee Doodle came before this.
Brittan is a great place but it's full of british people
@@vaporwave2359 oh really? That sounds really bad...
And I thought in Britain are only French...
Well in Germany, where I live are of course no Germans, that would make no sense at all
Unfortunately for the Germans, they needed more than a parody to hold their front.
Quite a nice roast
Nah the russians did the job
SCHTUKA
Imao
Against the britisch they hat Not a Problem 🤷🏼♂️
With the "Deutsch waschtag" is a little Ironic if youre in Ausschwitz
Los ingleses: aaahh sos re troll xD
que hace este tipo aca? Xd
¿Ka? XD
It's kinda funny lmao
What is the name of the final song?
1940's shitpost
ah, the sound of artillery before dawn...
Jokes on the boxheads, we hang it out on the Siegfried line.
Ihr kittfresser seit aus eigener Kraft nie über Belgien hinausgekommen und wurdet in zwei Weltkriegen böse blamiert....ihr verdankt eure Existenz den roten genau wie Frankreich
Yes but you folks paid deerly for it! Jokes on you, teacozy!
@@simon-xr9pw We conquered half of the world. And waht did Germany do? Start a World War and get destroyed. Long live the UK and the *NEW* Germany.
@@gordonballard9399 Germany tried to get his property back and Fight communism the british declared the war. Also the british conquert only underdeveloped nations and maybe that is nothing to be proud of 🤷🏼♂️
@@simon-xr9pw but you can be proud of a Country which started a world war? And waht is better? Communism or Fascism?
2 hour version when?
Fire
und was war nix haben die aufgehangen ausser ihre gedärme ....
Ah, I see our fellow Germans have copied the Americans: copy your enemies songs and make them funnier.
First diss ever 😅😂😂 Deutschland erwache!!
Union Dixie was wrote during the US Civil War, 80 years before
@@unsuisseegare1291The North got embarrassed so bad in that war
@@Dryhten1801 ok and ?
@@Dryhten1801 Burning Sherman will disagree
The Nazis were evil, but they had humour.
yes this evil. but ilike nazi
@@itsumierika5442 Are you serious about liking Nazis? Please be a joke.
@@mabel8880 this was just a german army song NOT a song from the nazis. It didnt show anything political in it
@@bakist5540 But wasn't the German Army made up of Nazis during the war? Not all German soldiers were Nazis but a number of them were. Yes, this song ain't political but you get the idea that this was composed in WW2-era Germany.
@@mabel8880 so? It was composed in nazi germany. That doesnt prove anything. The majority of people in nazi germany were not nazis (they only supported hitler because their country got fucked after ww1.) And the only army units that were nazi loyal was the ss.
Well
1940 intensifies
Who is Stuka??
*Sturzkampfflugzeug
A German dive bomber
A city in macedonië
Štuka
maps.app.goo.gl/ER5e86hAVX9RvJQAA
Ur mom :P
Its a German Dive bomber known for its trumpet to cause fear into the enemy
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HAHAHHA. The German lyrics…. They say they need to do the Washing because they peed in their “Hosen”. 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry.. it’s still funny. Sad af really
Alle Mütter weinen um ihre Söhne...nie wieder Krieg...love and peace
Sorry I don’t speak loser of the war
you mean best Kill Death Ratio,right?Ok forget it,you have to be honest this is funny af.
1 against all
@@cloudfanlp4923 death to kill ratio is not victory
@@bakist5540 never claimed otherwise.
@@joelfredericks15 Ok first why did you write that?Second the Americans would have Big problems without Britain as without Britain they would lack the Airbases to deploy their Bombers (And so have still the Facilitys and Industry to keep producing Weapons,Planes,Armor and Synthetic Fuel),Germany would have all the Planes they lost in the Battle of Britain and against Free France alone Italy could do better.Also D-Day couldn't happen and the Soviet would have to face 100% of the German War machine instead of the 60-70% it had stood against in the Normal Timeline.American ships would have difficulty Staying supplied in the east Part of the Atlantic and I frankly doubt that the Americans would be able to destroy the Italian Navy as easily the British did in our timeline.All in all one could asume it would end with the Soviets Facing Hard Pressure from Germany and the Bigger Italian Reinforcements considering they do better in Africa when the British are taken out of the Equation.
yeah lol you lost the rap battle the brits won the battle and the literal BATTLE!! 😂
The British laughed last.
Oh you'll see....
By losing their empire
@@lenny7773 And how much did Germany lose?
the only one who laughed after this war was Stalin.
@@ЭрикТкаченко no it was the small hat's they had the last laugh
und benutzt keine Messer. Das ist nicht deutsch!