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  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 2 роки тому +14644

    If you asked me "Remember when the Klan fought the Irish in Mexico?"
    I would have said "no." But I will answer that no longer.

    • @Pqndchannel
      @Pqndchannel 2 роки тому +222

      @@thesamurai9115 well hate to break it to you but many members of the KKK were Irish American immigrants.

    • @radec5437
      @radec5437 2 роки тому +366

      @Mars yes they were

    • @Pqndchannel
      @Pqndchannel 2 роки тому +162

      @Mars no they were a rich boy fraternity that despises the poor and the blacks. Most of them were rich second gen Protestant Americans, however there were a fair share of Catholics, especially French landowners in the South, around Louisiana and the old Spanish elites in the region.

    • @csolisr
      @csolisr 2 роки тому +140

      I didn't expect the Klan to take the side of the godless solely to spite the Catholics, but turns out it happened

    • @knightoffailure1869
      @knightoffailure1869 2 роки тому +402

      @@Pqndchannel Nope, that's revisionism. Not only was the KKK largely composed of poor whites, but it was also fiercely and explicitly anti-Catholic (or Papist as they preferred to call it). There were certainly racist Catholics in the colonial Americas, including Louisiana plantation owners, but they were a small minority there and weren't well liked by Protestant southerners, including being actively opposed by their Klan, which saw Irish immigration as a threat to their culture.

  • @domesday1535
    @domesday1535 2 роки тому +5938

    imagine the peace conference with the pope, the grand wizard, some mexican dudes, and a drunk irishman

    • @Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387
      @Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387 2 роки тому +391

      Probably a lot of cussing and 3/4 drunk

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 2 роки тому +563

      Pope: So the Church...
      Wizard: Fuck the Papacy
      Mexican (mostly Mestizo here) dudes: Gringo
      Irishman: I'm gonna need more whiskey for this shit.

    • @shawnv123
      @shawnv123 2 роки тому +85

      lmao shit would be hilarious

    • @figtree_video_archive
      @figtree_video_archive 2 роки тому +59

      I would like to actually have a movie where a scene of this appears.

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger Рік тому +112

      So a Klansmen, a Catholic, a drunk Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar

  • @dbensdrawinvids8390
    @dbensdrawinvids8390 2 роки тому +794

    The KKK fighting the Pope in Mexico is somehow the most Mexican thing I can think of.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 Рік тому

      American history is SO boring because they didn’t have civil wars (but why) or surrealism or tyrannical government

  • @itande0551
    @itande0551 2 роки тому +15514

    As a Mexican, that is the least complicated civil war, the Reforma War, the French Intervention and mainly the Mexican Revolution were quite more complex and weirder to understand

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 2 роки тому +560

      yeah this one is just funnier

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 2 роки тому +648

      Hey remember when Napoleon III. put a Habsburg, the brother of Franz Joseph of the Austrian Empire on the mexican throne and this emperor made a former dictator his marshall only to loose against Abraham Lincoln- backed revolutionists? Or the time when Mexico had to defend their borders against illegal immigrants from the USA? Post- columbian history of mexico is just one big mindfuck, i'll stick to pre- columbian history.

    • @AlphaArcturus101
      @AlphaArcturus101 2 роки тому +186

      Its because they're not meant to be understood, but to be *Feels~~~*

    • @nativechatter999
      @nativechatter999 2 роки тому +485

      so the title should be: "least complicated civil war in Mexico be like:"

    • @itande0551
      @itande0551 2 роки тому +123

      @@nativechatter999 To be honest, yes

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 2 роки тому +8129

    Ireland: "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS"
    KKK: "WE DON'T GOT ANY"

    • @rellekkanperspective7508
      @rellekkanperspective7508 2 роки тому +405

      LOL

    • @thebluedeadlymox7364
      @thebluedeadlymox7364 2 роки тому +288

      this is cursed af but not as cursed as Chan Santa Cruz, that thing literally was never meant to exist.

    • @mfelix3511
      @mfelix3511 2 роки тому +1119

      context for anyone who's not aware: "black and tans" does not refer to people of colour, it refers to the British police in Ireland which wore black and tan coloured uniforms. A lot of people think 'come out ye black and tans' is a racist song because of this line, but it's actually anti-British and anti-imperialist, which is incredibly based.

    • @thebluedeadlymox7364
      @thebluedeadlymox7364 2 роки тому +130

      ​@@mfelix3511 i have it on my music list, a real banger.

    • @PhantomEagle..
      @PhantomEagle.. 2 роки тому +35

      @@thebluedeadlymox7364 What is Chan Santa Cruz

  • @celeridad6972
    @celeridad6972 2 роки тому +6899

    Ireland not only claiming the "Defender of the Faith" title but accepting a cobeligerant war against one of the great powers is the Chadest move EVER!

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 2 роки тому +548

      That wasn’t the first time irish troops fought against the US in Mexico, remember the st patrick battalion during Mexican American war

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 2 роки тому +157

      During the fennian raids Irish forces also stood against America and Canada in border raiding to pressure Irish independence

    • @nilsteegen33
      @nilsteegen33 2 роки тому +225

      I mean the Klan is cool and all but calling it a great power is a stretch

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 2 роки тому +21

      Even though it just defender of the faith tier II nowadays

    • @Morty143
      @Morty143 2 роки тому +74

      @@nilsteegen33 i think he talked about America

  • @averageviewer6279
    @averageviewer6279 2 роки тому +7823

    This is the most hoi4 shit I've ever seen irl

  • @samuell3bara888
    @samuell3bara888 2 роки тому +7347

    As a Mexican and a History nerd, i can confirm that Mexican Lore is the closest thing to Metal Gear Solid's Lore.

    • @wastedtime9417
      @wastedtime9417 2 роки тому +550

      You may have just convinced me to become a Mexican history nerd with only one statement.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 роки тому +213

      ¿METAL GEAR?

    • @BentoPascual
      @BentoPascual 2 роки тому +454

      ​@@walrusArmageddon well france once fought mexico because a debt over some cakes, that war was called "la Guerra de los pasteles" that means "the Pastry War"

    • @TheBshwckr
      @TheBshwckr 2 роки тому +280

      That part when Madero’s brother warns him about betrayal from his best soldier, ignoring it but then the dude actually betrays him, tells Madero he should’ve listened to his brother and kills him only to set up events to lead to another dictatorship twice longer than the first one.

    • @fvez_
      @fvez_ 2 роки тому +67

      @@BentoPascual bro i rlly thought they were fighting over cakes my dumbass

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 роки тому +7508

    Imagine having internationally recognised Christian pirates as your allies.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 роки тому +5022

    A certified Mexican classic

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 2 роки тому +37

      I wish a horrible year to the mean people who talk bad to me online.

    • @kamikazefilmproductions
      @kamikazefilmproductions 2 роки тому +121

      @@I_worship_AxxL greek moment

    • @Emxguy99
      @Emxguy99 2 роки тому

      @Άγγελος Γατζιάς lol wut

    • @olivia6632
      @olivia6632 2 роки тому +1

      Certified Jericallo momento

    • @der_dingo
      @der_dingo 2 роки тому +1

      That's Ace Combat for ya.

  • @kevinkirby4305
    @kevinkirby4305 2 роки тому +1773

    To anyone wondering. This civil war is where "Viva Cristo Rey!!" Comes from. A martyr said that before he was executed

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +260

      Viva Cristo rey is pretty common since medieval times, but yeah, the Meme comes pretty much from this war and the badass Cristeros

    • @kevinkirby4305
      @kevinkirby4305 2 роки тому +81

      @@Fulcrox exactly. Bro, i had no idea the KKK helped THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT lmao

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +43

      @@kevinkirby4305 Those Clowns never surprise me..well except for this one Jajajajajaja

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 2 роки тому +201

      He wasn’t just any martyr he was literally a child, he was in his teens when he was executed.

    • @kevinkirby4305
      @kevinkirby4305 2 роки тому +54

      @@ericktellez7632 I wish they taught us this history in America...

  • @Bakademic
    @Bakademic 2 роки тому +902

    Fun Fact: The Mexican Revolution was such a good dam shit show, that Christro Rebellion is often counted as being a continuation of that conflict. There is still a lot of debate for historians for when the Mexican Revolution ends.

  • @dingusdean1905
    @dingusdean1905 2 роки тому +5237

    Mexican history be like "General Blanco de San Sebastian led the revolt against Emperor Juan Carlos Pablo Javier Braganza IV de Hapsburg y Orleans and established the Mexican Empire. His rule was marked by corruption and endemic poverty which led to the Revolution of Feb. 12 where peasanty under command of Francisca Maximiliano overthrew the Junta and instituted a dictatorship, which was marked by corruption and endemic poverty. After loosing the 12th Mexican-Comanche-American war, Francisca was overthrown by General Raul Pedro de Gorgonzola, who established a oligarchic dictatorial republic marked by corruption and endemic poverty

    • @Ebenandre
      @Ebenandre 2 роки тому +823

      hmmm seems to be a theme going on here

    • @Zeldaytal
      @Zeldaytal 2 роки тому +329

      They were better with Spain

    • @swaus9442
      @swaus9442 2 роки тому +868

      Who is this corruption guy and why he's so important to the plot

    • @thenew4559
      @thenew4559 2 роки тому +74

      This is a perfect summary.

    • @DiocletianLarius
      @DiocletianLarius 2 роки тому +331

      @@Zeldaytal En realidad no, España administró pésimamente sus colonias, que funcionaban más como centros de explotación de recursos y construcción de iglesias que otra cosa. Si hubieran financiado e invertido en territorio americano no solo hubiesen creado sus propios EEUU y Canadá, sino que también habrían mantenido la lealtad de sus colonos durante las guerras independentistas.
      Colonias importantísimas como la Villa Imperial de Potosí (cercana a una de las minas de plata más importantes del continente) terminaron desarrollandose mucho peor q otras ciudades anglosajonas más tardías y menos relevantes (tanto en riqueza como en cultura) como Boston

  • @clorox2595
    @clorox2595 2 роки тому +1781

    Peace in our time.

    • @louissteven8862
      @louissteven8862 2 роки тому

      @@LordBackuro if germany did not into poland state of war

    • @isaiahvaldez3330
      @isaiahvaldez3330 2 роки тому +6

      @@louissteven8862 you mean Czechoslovakia?

    • @d.esanchez3351
      @d.esanchez3351 2 роки тому +11

      Peace was never an option
      -Mexico
      What about anchulss?
      Oh that's terrible, i condemn it.
      But... Weren't you pro war?
      Only when is me against myself... USA and France are sometimes invited too.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 2 роки тому +2

      no more brother wars ;)

  • @pepsdeps
    @pepsdeps 2 роки тому +2787

    If I had a penny for every time that Ireland supported Mexicans in a war in which the United States was on the offensive side, I'd have two pennies....which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice!

  • @bacon_1866
    @bacon_1866 2 роки тому +6726

    Who would win:
    Bois who wear cone shaped blankets
    Or
    The Pope approved bois who wear cone shaped blankets

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 2 роки тому +463

      Well the pope approved bois also got Ireland so

    • @ObtuseGoose2
      @ObtuseGoose2 2 роки тому +147

      @@craigstephenson7676 the Irish are catholic, so this was expected 😂😂😂

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 2 роки тому +312

      @@craigstephenson7676 Ireland was super Catholic back then (as in super obedient of every word coming from the Vatican). Many Irish volunteered in the Spanish Civil War too, and most of them to help the fascists, because the Pope-approved bois with cone-shaped blankets told them that Jeebus doesn't like godless communists or something.

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 2 роки тому +66

      @No Commentary Gaming They repealed the ban on abortion from the constitution a few years ago, and legalised same-sex marriage. They have been slowly becoming more secular for quite some time now.

    • @goncaloferreira8543
      @goncaloferreira8543 2 роки тому +169

      @@blede8649 And it turn out they won so maybe they were right about the whole "Jeebus" not liking godless communist.

  • @bolle9810
    @bolle9810 2 роки тому +1468

    Also the leader of the Cristeros was a agnostic soap manufacturer

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 2 роки тому +534

      "Agnostic Soup Manufacturer" sounds like some reject band.

    • @gunnerr8476
      @gunnerr8476 2 роки тому +232

      Soap, not soup.

    • @felixbabuf5726
      @felixbabuf5726 2 роки тому +141

      I don't even wanna know what manufactured soup tastes like

    • @GastropodGaming2006
      @GastropodGaming2006 2 роки тому +86

      @@felixbabuf5726 like what chef boyardee does today

    • @salsaniggas8544
      @salsaniggas8544 2 роки тому +26

      The soap was made of juice

  • @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295
    @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295 2 роки тому +258

    Mexico gameplay: *delicious food and amazing culture*
    Mexico lore:

    • @d0stick-bm4ph
      @d0stick-bm4ph 7 місяців тому +1

      Funkytown: 🤫

    • @mexicoball42
      @mexicoball42 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@d0stick-bm4ph💀

    • @josem588
      @josem588 5 місяців тому +1

      American lore is SO boring

    • @Andy-i6f
      @Andy-i6f 4 дні тому

      @@josem588 Its actually very disturbing when you read into what happened to the natives...

    • @josem588
      @josem588 4 дні тому

      @@Andy-i6f the average thing considering pirate colonialism and his consequences

  • @PhoenixFires
    @PhoenixFires 2 роки тому +4480

    "Ayy yo, remember when the US and KKK helped the socialist, atheist government of Mexico against the Catholics who had backing from the Pope, Knights of Columbus, and Ireland?"
    We live in the joke timeline. There is no way this is the serious, primary timeline.

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 2 роки тому +281

      The US is a free Masonic government so its always been a joke and or economic zone.

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires 2 роки тому +192

      @@scutumfidelis1436 Mhm. Yep. We got another nutjob here on aisle 2, guys!

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 роки тому +104

      We certainly know how to have fun

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 2 роки тому +185

      @@PhoenixFires Yeah I'm sure the founders all being part of free masonry is a nothing burger.

    • @perniciousseizurehellio3438
      @perniciousseizurehellio3438 2 роки тому +131

      @@scutumfidelis1436 hes a dumbass who labels anyone who challenges what his government tells him as a conspiracy theorist

  • @ervandrafadhlil403
    @ervandrafadhlil403 2 роки тому +2209

    Dont forget Ireland, the true defender of catholicism

  • @extrasalt513
    @extrasalt513 2 роки тому +2120

    Broke: Cowboys vs. Indians
    Woke: Racists vs. Papists

    • @olivia6632
      @olivia6632 2 роки тому +101

      Racistas VS. "we sabes que estaria padrisimo? Cortarles las orejas a los pinches maestros"

    • @rubricatusseneca5770
      @rubricatusseneca5770 2 роки тому +61

      @@olivia6632 heretics vs. Jesusdiedforyoursinspilled

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 2 роки тому +241

      @@olivia6632 Racist vs "Si el gobierno nos quiere quitar el derecho a la fe y nos quiere imponer una educación atea, vamos a darles una calida bienvenida a sus maestros".

    • @Icenri
      @Icenri 2 роки тому +18

      @@Krafanio Basadísimo y cristopildoreado.

    • @cariltzitzimitl8546
      @cariltzitzimitl8546 2 роки тому +11

      @@Krafanio Cope^

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 2 роки тому +1476

    Irish tank driver: "Sir, the tank is out of ammo"
    Irish tank commander: "The tank *is* the ammo"

    • @Justanotherlemon
      @Justanotherlemon 2 роки тому +68

      That sounds pretty Irish to me.

    • @tacotuesday2489
      @tacotuesday2489 2 роки тому +13

      @@Justanotherlemon Where ya from?

    • @Justanotherlemon
      @Justanotherlemon 2 роки тому +28

      @@tacotuesday2489 ireland, outskirts of dublin

    • @tacotuesday2489
      @tacotuesday2489 2 роки тому +16

      @@Justanotherlemon Just to make sure your Irish.. What province is that?

    • @Justanotherlemon
      @Justanotherlemon 2 роки тому +25

      @@tacotuesday2489 leinster

  • @SpicyFiur
    @SpicyFiur 2 роки тому +1749

    United States & Ku Klux Klan
    vs
    Holy See Knights of Columbus & Ireland.
    Yep... makes sense.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 2 роки тому +98

      _and the madlads Were going to win against the US_

    • @milantoth6246
      @milantoth6246 2 роки тому +64

      would've never guessed the us and the mf klu klux klan supported state atheism smh

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 роки тому +69

      @@milantoth6246 they rather side with atheist rather than Catholic

    • @MrJack1992
      @MrJack1992 2 роки тому +30

      @@milantoth6246 the Ku Klux Klan in the 1920s had shifted itself as an organization from being an anti us movement into becoming a gentleman's club for white men. One of the cheif recruitment tactics was their anti Catholic rhetoric which had appealed to the mostly nativist south and Midwest which had anti Catholic sentiment come from anti Irish anti Italian sentiment.

    • @creative-name5279
      @creative-name5279 2 роки тому +8

      I still don't understand why the KKK got involved. I understand they don't like catholics, but what do they care who runs Mexico? It's full of non white people regardless.

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 2 роки тому +521

    Mexico got the history of a 1,000 year old nation in just couple of centuries.

    • @rolandshowmantv5929
      @rolandshowmantv5929 2 роки тому +120

      Decades, my friend, decades...

    • @pamusuri1
      @pamusuri1 Рік тому +22

      Mexico history from 1850 to 1940 is savage

    • @alexibm2477
      @alexibm2477 Рік тому +19

      @@pamusuri1Mexico’s history from the Middle Ages to today is WILD. I mean you could say that after the revolution we have never become a mess that big, but the Dirty War, the democratic transition of the 90s, the drug war and our potential jump to become a superpower are all also history in the making, tbh

    • @josem588
      @josem588 Рік тому

      @@alexibm2477 why Americans never make other civil war after 1865 like us that make the revolution of 1910

    • @alexibm2477
      @alexibm2477 Рік тому +3

      @@josem588 Dios sabrá. Pero pues nosotros Mexicanos hemos tenido (guerras civiles) la independencia técnicamente lo fue, las guerras Yaquis, las guerras Caste, la Revolución Texana, la Revolución Yucateca, la Guerra con EUA, la Guerra de Reforma, las dos Guerras con Francia, la Revolución, la Guerra Cristera, parte de la SGM, la Guerra Sucia, el Levantamiento Zapatista y la Guerra del Narco

  • @bezeleth3143
    @bezeleth3143 2 роки тому +648

    Fun fact:
    During the war a young Belgian traveled to Mexico and joined the cristero side, the name of that young belgian was Leon Degrelle.
    .
    .
    .
    The General of the 28th SS Division

    • @michaelk4896
      @michaelk4896 2 роки тому +150

      What a madlad lmao

    • @BeezyNgeezY-ul1nu
      @BeezyNgeezY-ul1nu 2 роки тому +24

      Screencapped so I can remember this and put my team ahead for trivia night in the future

    • @theactualtsl
      @theactualtsl 2 роки тому +47

      based

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 2 роки тому +72

      Leon Degrelle understood who the true threat was and fought against them

    • @fr.Angel21
      @fr.Angel21 2 роки тому +46

      He just looked up Elías Calles early life section.

  • @elvistek8687
    @elvistek8687 2 роки тому +340

    The most weird war of Mexico is the first french intervention or also named as the cake wars, when France declare war on my country for a cake shop.

    • @francoiscamy5066
      @francoiscamy5066 2 роки тому +125

      In France, we don't joke when we say that food is a serious matter.

    • @luis_zuniga
      @luis_zuniga 2 роки тому +55

      The funniest casus belli I've ever heard. Also, I think in English it's known as "The pastry war".
      Edit. typo.

    • @jasonbourne3796
      @jasonbourne3796 2 роки тому +35

      LET. THEM. EAT. CAKE. MISUOR

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 2 роки тому +65

      @@jasonbourne3796 if I had a nickel for every war France has started because of cake, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @freshblackmint
      @freshblackmint 2 роки тому +4

      @@francoiscamy5066 Where is my Clipperton?

  • @Cinnapupz
    @Cinnapupz 2 роки тому +471

    As a Mexican if Mexicans are good at anything it’s blowing small shit out of proportion and making it so complicated you need 5 flow charts

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 2 роки тому +53

      Okay, but France invaded the first time because of some cake, so

    • @WibblyWobblyChanel
      @WibblyWobblyChanel 2 роки тому +67

      @@johnfraire6931 to be fair, the French already wanted to invade and found the cake stuff to be a great excuse to do so

    • @SageofCancer
      @SageofCancer 2 роки тому +9

      @@johnfraire6931 Are we talking about booty for breakfast or an actual pastry of some kind

    • @anthonygonzalez5157
      @anthonygonzalez5157 2 роки тому +20

      @@SageofCancer yes

    • @khankhomrad8855
      @khankhomrad8855 2 роки тому +36

      No wonder Mexican novels have so many betrayals and convoluted plots.

  • @ZaldunUrdina
    @ZaldunUrdina 2 роки тому +719

    Probably one, if not the only, time the US helped a Latam socialist influenced government

    • @callusklaus2413
      @callusklaus2413 2 роки тому +188

      I never thought I would die fighting side by side with a socialist
      What about fighting alongside a friend?
      I just hate Catholics more, pinko, don't get any ideas

    • @pilenai
      @pilenai 2 роки тому +99

      @@fhornmichaelmac the amount of unbasedness 🤢

    • @henrywallace7996
      @henrywallace7996 2 роки тому +23

      @@pilenai Papist

    • @matheusadriel4177
      @matheusadriel4177 2 роки тому +53

      @@henrywallace7996 heretic

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 2 роки тому +38

      @@henrywallace7996 Infidel

  • @kevinkirby4305
    @kevinkirby4305 2 роки тому +729

    I never heard of "Knights of Columbus" they sound cool af

    • @reborn123.-.9
      @reborn123.-.9 2 роки тому +327

      They are a catholic fraternity who do charity and community work.

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 2 роки тому +263

      @@reborn123.-.9 damn and they were once literally wielding a weapons to war in mexico lol

    • @reborn123.-.9
      @reborn123.-.9 2 роки тому +229

      @@zondor8123 Mega Based

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 2 роки тому +28

      They're awesome

    • @cuentaprincipal3225
      @cuentaprincipal3225 2 роки тому +13

      is Colon not Columbus, spanish name...

  • @NatetheNerdy
    @NatetheNerdy 2 роки тому +1392

    "Who are our allies?"
    "America."
    "Ok, that's good, they always say they're out to defend democracy. Our fight must be noble. Anyone else?"
    "The KKK."
    "Oh no"

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 2 роки тому +371

      "Okay.. maybe its a little weird but... who are the enemies?"
      "The irish...."
      "... Weird? How c-"
      "And the knights of Columbus..."
      "What even the fuck?"

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 2 роки тому +10

      oh yes

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 2 роки тому +174

      @@thebreadster1500 “And the Holy See.”
      “The Pope?”
      “Yes. The Pope.”
      _silence_

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 2 роки тому +134

      @@NoTraceOfSense "........"
      "What are we fighting fo-"
      "I honestly have no fucking clue anymore"

    • @asnskwkfw2286
      @asnskwkfw2286 2 роки тому +19

      El Gobierno mexicano nunca dice no a un "aliado" que lo ayude a joder a los mexicanos

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 2 роки тому +1750

    Recuerdo que fui a una iglesia en Zamora Michoacán "La inconclusa" que tenía todas las paredes bien pintadas y mantenidas, excepto por una que se veía muy vieja y llena de agujeros, pues estos hoyos estaban hechos por balas de fusilamientos en la guerra cristera.

    • @patriciopincheira3552
      @patriciopincheira3552 2 роки тому +102

      Debió ser terrible lo que ocurrió en esa guerra

    • @octavio9074
      @octavio9074 2 роки тому +92

      @@patriciopincheira3552 Tu dime, en el sur la gente aveces cruzificaba a los extranjeros

    • @patriciopincheira3552
      @patriciopincheira3552 2 роки тому +17

      @@octavio9074 no lo se, yo no soy mexicano

    • @serdirtbagoftheleft4045
      @serdirtbagoftheleft4045 2 роки тому +76

      @@octavio9074 pues pinches cristeros les cortaban las orejas a maestros

    • @cuervocaley4036
      @cuervocaley4036 2 роки тому +69

      @@serdirtbagoftheleft4045 ps ellos no tienen la culpa solo se defendieron

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +469

    Damn, I never thought I could hear Ace Combat music in non-aviation related memes!

    • @Jakerage69420
      @Jakerage69420 2 роки тому +8

      Could you say which song this is specifically plz

    • @GarudaPhoenix0
      @GarudaPhoenix0 2 роки тому +21

      @@Jakerage69420 Ace Combat Zero - The Round Table ua-cam.com/video/MSckBZczS6c/v-deo.html

    • @Jakerage69420
      @Jakerage69420 2 роки тому +3

      Thx🙏

    • @Razgriz032
      @Razgriz032 2 роки тому +11

      @@Jakerage69420 many AC0 song has top-tier hispanic soundtrack

    • @martinwenzel3578
      @martinwenzel3578 2 роки тому +12

      They used it for that magnificent Spanish guitar. One of my fav AC soundtrack

  • @andreibaciu7518
    @andreibaciu7518 2 роки тому +176

    Everybody gangsta till the Pope goes crusading against the klan

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 2 роки тому +25

      Based

    • @AOitsAO
      @AOitsAO 2 роки тому +1

      People need to realize that this is Jesus Christ against Satan.
      Good vs Evil.
      Catholicism the one TRUE faith of Jesus Christ vs Satan's Freemasonry, Atheism, Protestantism, and ultimately Satanism.

    • @dudewhatfuck5604
      @dudewhatfuck5604 2 роки тому +1

      @@AOitsAO no, this is 'merica and the KKK vs Mexico, a clan of Paladins and the Irish. Read the title.

    • @VeryTerrySR
      @VeryTerrySR 2 роки тому

      @@AOitsAO yes we loved torturing people because they thought the earth was round in shape

  • @riceonpizza6096
    @riceonpizza6096 2 роки тому +612

    Average Latin American war

    • @salsaniggas8544
      @salsaniggas8544 2 роки тому +10

      Errrr nope, take a longer look on hispanic american military history

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 2 роки тому +3

      Justinian umh i report from the war with the goths the Italians are starving 10+ millions already died only around 2/3 milions remain and Belisarius had to eat other fellow soldiers to survive. Also Milan was brutally slaughtered since Belisarius didn’t arrive in time. And Genoa shared the same fate… umh and the soldiers in Naples used the civilians as body shield… said this we have almost defeated the goths but we had news that a northern tribe called the Longobards may intervenne.

    • @algumacoisa1232
      @algumacoisa1232 2 роки тому +14

      There is a Brazilian war where Garibaldi (the guy who unified Italy) fought in it, and nearly all the rebels in Brazil had some form of external help

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 роки тому +6

      Not enough CIA-sponsored genocidal dictators

  • @vhp4641
    @vhp4641 2 роки тому +139

    0:07 mr beast

    • @Quincius
      @Quincius 2 роки тому +11

      Wtf it genuinely looks like him lmfao

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 2 роки тому +13

      Tfw it's *possible* that The Taiping Rebellion's casualties outnumber Mr. Beast's subscribers
      (upper estimate of 100 million deaths vs. 86.9 million subs at time of writing)

    • @konstantine381
      @konstantine381 7 місяців тому +5

      Ayo im in tears

  • @eliii_lmao
    @eliii_lmao 2 роки тому +508

    dude, I'm a Mexican, and still didn't even know this happened. Our history was pretty much filled with conflicts that looked like those Gmod NPC fights which made stuff like Stormtroopers and Halo Spartans fight against an army of SpongeBobs and Anime girls, but in real life

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 роки тому +33

      Dude perfect I love the Gmod analogy haha

    • @JefeofSynarchism
      @JefeofSynarchism Рік тому +2

      Sounds like they're trying to cover it up.

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Рік тому +6

      ​@@JefeofSynarchism1 person not knowing about something doesnt mean theres a huge cover up going on, you need to stop reading so many conspiracy theories lol

    • @benlemon849
      @benlemon849 Рік тому

      Que ignorante eres, ponte a estudiar, no todo lo dicen en escuelas de gobierno

    • @juliansoto2651
      @juliansoto2651 Рік тому

      Yeah, is been suppressed by the mexican government, we've been saying that for 80 years.

  • @DanielGomez-xo1sh
    @DanielGomez-xo1sh 2 роки тому +427

    And it is an important part of the history of the Bajío Region. My great-grandparents married in their own house by an undercovered pirest because marrying in the Church may have had them getting executed.

    • @xSTTS
      @xSTTS 2 роки тому +19

      yeahhh mine too in valle de santiago,

    • @XavierbTM1221
      @XavierbTM1221 2 роки тому

      As it should be

    • @XavierbTM1221
      @XavierbTM1221 2 роки тому +1

      That is how it ought to be, carnal

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 2 роки тому +37

      It's crazy to imagine a time in Mexico where things like having Communion or owning a rosary could get you executed.

    • @RockNRollSurf
      @RockNRollSurf Рік тому +26

      @@XavierbTM1221 Makes me happy to see militant atheists cry and cope. Viva Christo Rey!

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 2 роки тому +595

    You should do the Guerra Grande/Uruguayan Civil War of 1839-1851 (ish) next . It started as a civil war between 2 Uruguayan parties and ended up involving the Argentine Confederation, Brazil, The UK, France, the Riograndense Republic, like 3 Argie civil wars, and fucking Giuseppe Garibaldi.

    • @majorcoat
      @majorcoat 2 роки тому +38

      Hey don't start something you can't finish. Atleast that's what I have been told.

    • @DiocletianLarius
      @DiocletianLarius 2 роки тому +61

      And utterly destroying the industrial power that was Paraguay in that times :S
      Plus having a big percentage of our male population massacrated in the front lines, thanks to Mitre being puppeted by British ambassadors

    • @francisco.repetto5701
      @francisco.repetto5701 2 роки тому +6

      Vamos argentina

    • @matheusadriel4177
      @matheusadriel4177 2 роки тому +49

      >paraguai
      >Industrial power
      Lmao

    • @blueberrybuttercake2942
      @blueberrybuttercake2942 2 роки тому +3

      @@DiocletianLarius Uruguay, not Paraguay

  • @michelobtheassortedmanatee818
    @michelobtheassortedmanatee818 2 роки тому +52

    When you realize a war less then a hundred years ago seeing knights dueling evil wizards claimed the lives of 250k

  • @Kedai610
    @Kedai610 2 роки тому +898

    Re: your description, nothing tops the Taiping Rebellion in terms of how horrible the conflict was vs. how stupid the causus belli were

    • @jujukasusuka6246
      @jujukasusuka6246 2 роки тому +167

      I am a brother of Jesus Christ and i disagree.

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 2 роки тому +82

      @DeathSeller 30 million dead or 30 million saved.

    • @jujukasusuka6246
      @jujukasusuka6246 2 роки тому +70

      @DeathSeller God will sort them out.

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 2 роки тому +34

      @@justiron2999 30 million raptured

    • @starfoxdelta
      @starfoxdelta 2 роки тому +42

      @@anbthree786 prematurely raptured

  • @ShadowAimai
    @ShadowAimai 2 роки тому +1293

    Fun fact: After trying to impose atheism, Calles left Mexico, and later on in his life turned to spiritism and began believing in some kind of deity actually existing.
    So those 400,000 people dead? All for nothing in the end.
    ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

    • @le_meme_man8983
      @le_meme_man8983 2 роки тому +131

      Based

    • @Guilherme-ms3ub
      @Guilherme-ms3ub 2 роки тому +156

      Certified schizo moment

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 2 роки тому +18

      what does him changing his personal beliefs later in life have to do with the state imposition of atheism in Mexico?

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 2 роки тому +145

      Loads of atheists become spiritual when they are close to death/get old.

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 2 роки тому +207

      @@Dell-ol6hb because the guy was an edgy atheyst before reddit and make a cicil war because os that

  • @majormissile5596
    @majormissile5596 2 роки тому +270

    I think most of Ace Combat Zero's soundtrack fits perfectly with Mexican history.

    • @yungapplewhite
      @yungapplewhite 2 роки тому +18

      It sure does, An ace combat/Gonzalez Bocanegra mix would be unfathomably based

    • @skeletonwguitar4383
      @skeletonwguitar4383 2 роки тому +6

      I think 7 nukes will suit em better to end those endless conflicts and rebellions in Mexico

    • @Ackerman673
      @Ackerman673 2 роки тому +11

      @@skeletonwguitar4383why do you want mexican anime?

    • @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192
      @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192 2 роки тому +25

      im so exited to watch the kkk guy fight the cathlic guy while zero ost plays in the back
      "religion, what has religion given us"

    • @drewtweedie7408
      @drewtweedie7408 2 роки тому +5

      thanks, was trying to find this piece

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 2 роки тому +281

    TFW you lose more men than the rebels

    • @alfredoalfaro5000
      @alfredoalfaro5000 2 роки тому +153

      Rebels were doing Holy Damage.

    • @gr8testsc0tsman31
      @gr8testsc0tsman31 2 роки тому +40

      @@alfredoalfaro5000 continues to deal damage even in the afterlife

    • @math3000
      @math3000 2 роки тому +57

      @@alfredoalfaro5000 I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND BULLETS ON MY SIDE!

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +45

      Rebels had the help of God
      Federals? Kuck Klux Klan lmao

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 2 роки тому +15

      The Klu Klux Klan is weak to holy damage while the Mexicans are resistant to racist damage

  • @Icebergeification
    @Icebergeification 2 роки тому +399

    The sad part is this wiki articale has since been heavily modified by which I mean censored to not include the kkk or the Columbus knights

    • @hrdshrdrck8727
      @hrdshrdrck8727 2 роки тому +114

      because his supposed participation is being very stretched to include it.
      its only based in a single source of questionable reliability, and even taking the source into account, their role does not merit inclusion in the infobox, if even a mention in the kkk article

    • @elemperadordemexico
      @elemperadordemexico 2 роки тому +49

      Wiki jannies

    • @surfboardjoker6299
      @surfboardjoker6299 2 роки тому +7

      @@hrdshrdrck8727 jannie

    • @hrdshrdrck8727
      @hrdshrdrck8727 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@surfboardjoker6299 did you tagged me in a two weeks old comment for that?

    • @surfboardjoker6299
      @surfboardjoker6299 2 роки тому

      @@hrdshrdrck8727 no

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 роки тому +49

    “This is for La Raza.” -Pádraig O’Houlian from Dublin, Ireland

  • @Locoinmysleep
    @Locoinmysleep 2 роки тому +201

    Had two great grandfathers who fought in this war. one died in combat, the other lost his left arm all the way to his elbow

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 2 роки тому +2

      which side did he fought for?

    • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 2 роки тому +5

      If they were for the Federalists, then they were Heroes. Mexico would have looked much different had they been given due support.
      If they were assumedly for the Catholics - they were dirty peasants. Just like those who burnt the Library of Alexandria to the ground.

    • @unhomesenzill4366
      @unhomesenzill4366 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      >Julius Caesar
      >dirty peasant

    • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 2 роки тому

      @@unhomesenzill4366 Absolutely false. Caesar didn’t even set fire to 25% of the Library, in fact - the Romans rebuilt the Library even larger. No. Those who set fire to the Library (more than once) were the Christians and Muslims.

    • @unhomesenzill4366
      @unhomesenzill4366 2 роки тому +5

      ..It's debatable how much of the library was destroyed by Julius, but the Library of Alexandria had declined greatly between the 1st century B.C. and 3rd century A.D. mainly because of the ravages like the 48 B.C. and 272 A.D. 'accidental' burnings and levellings of the library and its surroundings the pagan Romans caused during wars. The Romans did not have the money replenish the library they ravaged many times and let it fall into obscurity. Christians had no political power or influence to cause jack in that time period. I also doubt that the Muslims destroyed the library since the Library of Alexandria was gone for good by the third century and the Muslims were never in Egypt until 639 A.D.

  • @beaub152
    @beaub152 2 роки тому +199

    Ah yes Ku Klux Klan vs the Holy See in the proxy war in mexico, we've all heard about it

    • @mianoxide1199
      @mianoxide1199 2 роки тому +23

      I don't remember this episode of metal gear solid.

    • @wilsonso5784
      @wilsonso5784 2 роки тому +8

      @@mianoxide1199 "They have a KKK? Here?"

  • @pomagranitz701
    @pomagranitz701 2 роки тому +55

    Mexico: Gets in some random war
    Ireland 0.2 seconds later: I got you hommie

  • @sean035
    @sean035 2 роки тому +114

    Sadly Ireland didn't actually have much involvement other than cutting ties with the Mexican government, it was just added to the Wikipedia article as a joke

    • @mitch7890
      @mitch7890 2 роки тому +22

      UIMHIR A hAON ÉIRE. CHAMPION DOMHAN! 🥇🥇☝☝☝🇮🇪🇮🇪🥳🥳

  • @zorohibiki
    @zorohibiki 2 роки тому +104

    as a mexican i can say this isnt the weirdest war we ever had
    it could be in the top 10 but not the number 1

    • @MasterofRoflness
      @MasterofRoflness  2 роки тому +18

      whats number one

    • @zorohibiki
      @zorohibiki 2 роки тому +68

      @@MasterofRoflness its either the mexican revolution or the pastry war
      as far as i know the klan didnt participate in any way on those two but some of the details are still really insane
      for example during the revolution we got a president that was in office for only 45 minutes
      and the pastry war started because some mexican soldiers eat a lot of cake without paying at a french restaurant

    • @brunopat3044
      @brunopat3044 2 роки тому +28

      @@MasterofRoflness
      is "La guerra de los Pasteles"
      It begin when Mexican soldiers destroy a french bakery and France got mad

    • @marioa4288
      @marioa4288 Рік тому +10

      ​@MasterofRoflness
      Mexico vs guatemala
      Mexico allies:
      United states
      Soviet union
      China
      Cuba
      Guatemala allies:
      Honduras
      Nicaragua
      El salvador

    • @marioa4288
      @marioa4288 Рік тому +3

      ​@MasterofRoflness
      Mexico vs guatemala
      Mexico allies:
      United states
      Soviet union
      China
      Cuba
      Guatemala allies:
      Honduras
      Nicaragua
      El salvador

  • @LechonPark
    @LechonPark 2 роки тому +41

    People often forget that this was just barely a century ago.

  • @julianpichardo5045
    @julianpichardo5045 2 роки тому +63

    For those who don’t know- the Song is “The Round Table” from Ace Combat Zero

  • @kaibean8046
    @kaibean8046 2 роки тому +93

    The simulation theory is looking more plausible each day, if that simulation was made by Paradox.

    • @sjwarialaw8155
      @sjwarialaw8155 2 роки тому +33

      Historical Mode is OFF for sure in our timeline.

  • @seardrax527
    @seardrax527 2 роки тому +96

    My great grandmother was kidnapped in this war. By the Cristeros. They didn't do anything to her, they just picked her up and left her across the country. It took her 10 years to come back to her parents.

    • @JoaoVitor-wp9zg
      @JoaoVitor-wp9zg Рік тому

      Was she a tortoise?

    • @imtheman84
      @imtheman84 Рік тому +28

      So they literally just grabbed a random woman and... Left her? Like, no ransom or anything?
      Was that some kinda "prank"?

    • @imaginehavingpfp5779
      @imaginehavingpfp5779 Рік тому +49

      ​@@imtheman84A small ammount of trolling

    • @Raphie009
      @Raphie009 Рік тому +14

      Wish she could've written a book about her (mis)adventures finding her way back home.

    • @neft5449
      @neft5449 Рік тому +4

      ​@@imaginehavingpfp5779we do a minor amount of trolling

  • @bentocamargoscorrea3574
    @bentocamargoscorrea3574 7 місяців тому +10

    an atheist, a mexican, a racist, an american, a priest and an irishmen walk into a bar

  • @Fulcrox
    @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +401

    FunFact: Some angry murican deleted the KKK from the factions involved in the war but forgot to delete their actual involvement lmao

    • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 2 роки тому +48

      They also deleted Ireland.
      DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO ERASE HISTORY, FRIENDS. THE VERY SAME WHO BURNT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ARE THOSE WHO WISH TO CENSOR HISTORY.

    • @eldattackkrossa9886
      @eldattackkrossa9886 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon wym the very same? i don't think anglo wikipedians lit that on fire, plus it was more of a gradual decline. who cares about history when you can pretend something sounds cool though

    • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 2 роки тому +7

      @@eldattackkrossa9886 Completely false. I’m sure you’re one of those who will say Julius Caesar burnt the Library down, however.

    • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
      @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 2 роки тому +6

      @@eldattackkrossa9886 324 CE onward the Library indeed saw decline and ceased any resources or work in order to upkeep it - throughout the time the Library would be raided, books burnt, parts of the Library destroyed (by Parabolani and their predecessors, and later Muslims)
      BUT it wasn’t just the Library of Alexandria. No. These Libraries were systematically destroyed in the name of Christianity. The Library of Antioch being one of the very last.
      EDIT : 324 to 391. Meanwhile it took from 391 to the 900s to forcibly and violently destroy Hellenic worship and convert everyone. The Laconians, aka the Descendants of Spartans, were the very last to hold out. They were eventually all destroyed by a Greek Priest and his armies for refusing to baptize their children.

    • @eldattackkrossa9886
      @eldattackkrossa9886 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon what? I literally just said it was a gradual decline, why would I say that?

  • @dudemevill1699
    @dudemevill1699 2 роки тому +137

    I never thought the Knights of Columbus were actually a part of world history. My dad's one of them

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 2 роки тому +12

      Nowadays they're just a charity firm.

    • @1911dawg
      @1911dawg 2 роки тому

      Wait… what countries old flag is your pfp?

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 2 роки тому +5

      @@1911dawg I think it's the flag of a men's club/bathhouse in downtown Josette, Louisiana.

    • @1911dawg
      @1911dawg 2 роки тому

      @@maxpulido4268 ha. ha. ha.

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 2 роки тому

      @@1911dawg You say ha ha, I say brotherly love.

  • @sebastianprimomija8375
    @sebastianprimomija8375 2 роки тому +51

    *Mexico is in turmoil for the 1,000,000,000th time*
    Irishmen: Showtime!!!

  • @ikermittmann2041
    @ikermittmann2041 2 роки тому +105

    As a mexican, this is a tuesday morning.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 Рік тому

      And Americans live in a color and rainbow phantasy

  • @Sawta
    @Sawta 2 роки тому +29

    "Atheist? No, no, no! We're...uh, anticlerical."

    • @overlord165
      @overlord165 Рік тому

      *murders thousands of civilians* look how evil the Catholic church is!

  • @bgthereformer
    @bgthereformer 2 роки тому +755

    Mexico has civil unrest? I sleep
    I am Mexican I continue to sleep.

    • @crunchytoast4993
      @crunchytoast4993 2 роки тому +73

      Siesta

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 2 роки тому +8

      rip amigo

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 2 роки тому +6

      Plottwist: its the middle of the night

    • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
      @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 2 роки тому +9

      he take siesta

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 2 роки тому +11

      Sleeping like a baby whith the sounds of gunshots/Durmiendo como un bebé mientras suena una balacera
      (btw, it actually happened to me when I was 5... in Peru, wich isn't as fucked up as Mexico, but still)
      Saquenme de latam, no quiero pensar que los cohetes que tiran en navidad terminaron dejando a alguien tirado en la esquina si sabes a lo que me refiero.

  • @realhuman2958
    @realhuman2958 2 роки тому +45

    Grand Wizard vs Pope sounds like something that would happen in Europe

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 роки тому

      Nah Europe aint about wizards, its all bout witches and "get that protestant a** outta here"

  • @callmejose8965
    @callmejose8965 2 роки тому +261

    That's why as a Mexican immigrant when people ask what my race is I genuinely look at them and say
    "Dude I got no fucking idea"

    • @AOitsAO
      @AOitsAO 2 роки тому +6

      Nah man. Tell them this:
      "I'm not a hellbound Darwinist who believes colors are races and that some people are inferior to other people. I don't believe in the LIE and made-up social construct of race. I believe in Jesus Christ and His one true church, the Holy Catholic Church."
      That should get them to stfu... or go *RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* that's when you just walk away.

    • @Draefend
      @Draefend 2 роки тому +32

      @@AOitsAO Race is not just skin color. It’s a whole plethora of genetic variables

    • @AOitsAO
      @AOitsAO 2 роки тому +1

      @@Draefend Not “just” skin color… WOW how scientific. Says who? Oh and wow a plethora how accurate and totally non subjective which can change in an instant when two people procreate. Ok so when does one stop being part of the “black” race? After the *look* “white” enough? 🤦‍♂️ How many variables is enough?
      There is no correct answer other than race being COMPLETELY made up with ZERO evidence to back it up. It’s a problematic and prejudice social construct and NOT AT ALL biological or scientific. But go ahead and answer these questions you Darwinist.

    • @Draefend
      @Draefend 2 роки тому +2

      @@AOitsAO How do you think forensic scientists are able to identify the race of skeletons? Through bone structure. Compare an albino African to an albino Caucasian and you'll immediately be able to tell the difference. "White" and "Black" are American concepts. Actual genealogists separate humans into three categories: Negroid, Caucasoid, and Mongoloid based on skull shape. For instance, the Sami people of Finland have pale white skin but a mongoloid skull and double eyelids. So they aren't classified as "White" because they're literally Asiatic. The Catholic Church tortured people for believing the earth was round, what do you know about science?

    • @davidstenn2871
      @davidstenn2871 2 роки тому +1

      @@Draefend There are genetic differences between peoples, but "race" is an 18th century social construct that shoehorns wildly different ethnicities into one group

  • @tummus1227
    @tummus1227 2 роки тому +112

    Bro is really milking this format, respect the grind

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 2 роки тому +36

    The Klan, Catholics, and Irishmen. It's basically Hellsing.

    • @ToluacheLoc
      @ToluacheLoc Рік тому

      Where racist comic relief feline

    • @jalpat2272
      @jalpat2272 5 місяців тому +2

      The abriged one of course but both still have a Romanian with his undead slaves.

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 2 роки тому +27

    Mexican soldier looking over at the weird guys wearing bedsheets: “Roberto, are we the baddies?”
    Mexican pirates: COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AN’ FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!

  • @khairulnabilakmal33
    @khairulnabilakmal33 2 роки тому +106

    Whoever installed the microwave inside of my jet is a goddamn genius. Holy shit look at those fucking utensils go

    • @mykalkelley8315
      @mykalkelley8315 2 роки тому +7

      What is this comment

    • @SolomonWayze
      @SolomonWayze 2 роки тому +4

      @@mykalkelley8315 Ref to this Max0r vid cuz of Ace Combat music ua-cam.com/video/Ox4VsczS-6Q/v-deo.html

    • @GPhipps
      @GPhipps 2 роки тому +1

      Considering some things I've seen and people I've met, I'm guessing that Schwarz Squadron in this scenario is the St. Patrick's Battalion?

    • @crutch517
      @crutch517 2 роки тому +5

      Didn't expect a Max0r reference lmao

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 2 роки тому +1

      Man if only the song is a little longer

  • @bababoiemate7062
    @bababoiemate7062 2 роки тому +148

    Certified Mexican Classic

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. 2 роки тому

      Certified copied classic

  • @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643
    @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 2 роки тому +44

    The music makes this better as now it feels like a fucking ace combat plot

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 роки тому +7

      It fucking SOUNDS like an Ace combat plot. Replace the KKK with Belka and everything is the exact same.

  • @ghost750x1
    @ghost750x1 2 роки тому +46

    Ace combat zero music with the KKK fighting Ireland in Mexico. You have absolutely made my day with this thank you

  • @ihatemotionblur_3255
    @ihatemotionblur_3255 2 роки тому +20

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS c̴̢̡̛̛͕̰̱͓̰̭̬̒͗̒͛̇̓̚ũ̵̠̙̣͉͎͖̙̮͍͔̓͛̽͑̈́͛̚ŗ̵̛̭̲̯̘͚͔͖̺̎̂̇͋̏͘s̶̨͚͓̱͉̣̻̜̒͂̓e̶̛̬̙̟̾̍̏̎ḍ̷̛̬͕͔̭̹̖̈̐͂͘ series, please do more!!!

  • @Fickets
    @Fickets Рік тому +22

    Marxists destroyed this Wikipedia page lol

  • @Fafuncho
    @Fafuncho 2 роки тому +73

    Brazilian republican coup d'etat was also a great meme, resumen:
    Dude deposed some random dude
    dude's friend says that the emperor was going to put one dude that fucked the girl he liked
    dude deposes emperor, becomes a dictator and breaks the economy printing money
    no deaths though because the emperor did not want to see his own people kill eachother

    • @math3000
      @math3000 2 роки тому +26

      Based Pedro II

  • @jesusaguilar5573
    @jesusaguilar5573 2 роки тому +38

    Simplest Mexican internal conflict be like:

  • @PeterPan54167
    @PeterPan54167 2 роки тому +29

    Ironically I knew a guy who says that he’s descended from confederates who went down to Mexico after the war , their children later ended up fighting for Cristero. Small world .

    • @MakoGarda
      @MakoGarda Рік тому +5

      Totally believable.
      For some reason, former confederates moved to Mexico and Brazil.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 Рік тому

      Based

  • @PrestonGarvey-j3g
    @PrestonGarvey-j3g 2 роки тому +27

    We weren't expecting special forces

  • @pitertauer3168
    @pitertauer3168 2 роки тому +25

    They made a movie about it, it's called "Cristiada"

  • @electroman1657
    @electroman1657 11 місяців тому +7

    the SEP: we know nothing about that conflict

  • @J4R0D
    @J4R0D 2 роки тому +76

    No one expects the Mexican Inquisition

  • @youtubeaccount6539
    @youtubeaccount6539 2 роки тому +52

    I wonder what complex geopolitical circumstances were needed for these alliances to arise.
    *KKK is chillin in southern Alabama and sees a small fire burning over the horizon. “The beacon is lit! The Mexican Secularists call for aid!”

  • @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799
    @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 8 місяців тому +5

    This is not even close as how crazy the Mexican Revolution really was:
    •Francisco I Madero claim he can speak to spirits.
    •Villa was a German adopted by a Mexican family
    •There was native tribes fitghting with bows, arrows and stone axes next to maching gunners.
    •Villas army got a Korean Samurai that lead an squadron of nurses that stole weapons from wound soldiers.
    •Zapatas generals were mostly his sibblings and half-sibblings (he got like 30)
    •It was a Half Canadian/Half Australian Zapatist soldier that create an army of Australians, Canadians and Brittish to try to invade the US.
    •The first transgender general fight in the Mexican revolution.
    •It was a black dude that was capture by the federal troops and ask to give the orders on his own execution, which was granted and he did it.
    •Victoriano Huerta has no idea what people was fighting for but he just believe if he won he would be president.
    •A native group was fithing cause they claim a local woman got powers, but they never meet this woman, as she was on the US at the time.
    I will continue but I am getting tired, the whole thing is just a big wtf.

  • @jesuscantumauricio3887
    @jesuscantumauricio3887 2 роки тому +56

    *As a Mexican guy, I thought that in the "Pastry War" (Guerra de los pasteles, a war between France and Mexico) the armies attacked each other with cakes and breads, but nope* LMFAO

  • @EannaWithAFada
    @EannaWithAFada 2 роки тому +21

    *Ireland literally just got its independence* alright lads, if ye need me I'm off helping the Pope fight the Grand Wizard in Mexico

  • @barneyboyle6933
    @barneyboyle6933 2 роки тому +174

    I’ve heard historians describe Mexico as the epilogue to the Spanish empire.
    Most of its civil wars occurred when Napoleon invaded Spain. The way Spain ran its colonies in Mexico was with overly-bureaucratic, top-down micromanagement which is an extremely common facet of Latin American politics. It’s why bribery is so common in their countries; because the only way to get through their government policies is to go around them.
    With Spain distracted the colonies fell into disarray and civil wars broke out everywhere. They weren’t so much “resistance liberator” conflicts as they were “power-vacuum warlord” conflicts.
    For comparison, Mexico and the US had roughly the same total population of ~8 million at the time, but America’s revolutionary war featured ~25k casualties whereas Mexico’s “revolution” featured a whopping ~400k. Point being, Mexico’s first revolution was more of a nationwide bloodbath than a purposeful overthrow

    • @estradadavilafernandojavie8684
      @estradadavilafernandojavie8684 Рік тому +8

      I don't know how Mexico manages to get away with so many casualties, in the war of secession the USA had a total population of just over 31M (including the Confederates) and they suffered between 620,000 and 1M casualties while Mexico in 1910 with a population of 15M just under half that of the American suffered between 1.5 and 2M casualties

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd Рік тому

      @@estradadavilafernandojavie8684 We like to fuck.

    • @gtripmusic2906
      @gtripmusic2906 Рік тому +6

      @@estradadavilafernandojavie8684 Plus the Mexican War of Independence was a bloodbath as well. Between 250k-500k making it one of the bloodiest in the Americas

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 Рік тому

      bribery exist in all countries barney, the west just engages in corruption that is extremely complex and well hidden while the rest of the world is either victims of western corruption or victims of low brow corruption which is better.

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Рік тому +5

      Wow! The fact that Mexico is still standing, more or less, is the real miracle.

  • @Nick-gf2nj
    @Nick-gf2nj 2 роки тому +46

    Viva Cristo Rey!

  • @ArchLars
    @ArchLars Рік тому +14

    Mexican Catholics: Catholic Spain, we need your help
    Spain: meh...
    Ireland: *WE ARE COMING TO SAVE YOU MEXICO!!!*

  • @hachiroku69
    @hachiroku69 2 роки тому +21

    Fun fact, the mexican map at 0:23 shows some states in red, orange and yellow, those who are red are the most conservative (and religious) states in mexico, followed by those in orange and the yellow ones

    • @el_equidistante
      @el_equidistante Рік тому

      no it doesn't

    • @yomilala8929
      @yomilala8929 Рік тому +1

      Mexico City is the least religious state in Mexico

    • @mxlibancap3115
      @mxlibancap3115 Рік тому +5

      ​@@yomilala8929 supongo que se referirá al México de ese entonces, recuerda que han pasado casi 100 años, muchas cosas cambian

  • @TonySopeano46
    @TonySopeano46 2 роки тому +16

    *CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*
    *CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*
    *CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*

    • @SuperPepecharlie
      @SuperPepecharlie 2 роки тому +5

      Source: believe me please

    • @TonySopeano46
      @TonySopeano46 2 роки тому +10

      @@SuperPepecharlie Let me guess, on your way to edit his wikipedia page and erase it, moshe?

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 Рік тому +3

      whats wrong with those guys, honestly.

    • @M4taPut4s
      @M4taPut4s 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kwazooplayingguardsman5615 having your sausage cut does things to small hat.

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrow 2 роки тому +27

    Mexican history is the closest thing to explaining the MGS lore

  • @avg_ale21
    @avg_ale21 2 роки тому +30

    As a Mexican, this is a certified "guerra Cristera" Classic

  • @relishschofield3924
    @relishschofield3924 2 роки тому +39

    *East and West Germany backed by USSR and Allies
    I prefer the real proxy war
    *North and South Korea backed by USSR and USA
    I said the real proxy war
    *Mexican Goverment and Cristerios backed by KKK and Holy See Knights of Columbus
    Perfection

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 2 роки тому +38

    "Round Table, nothing special, except everything is in Spanish for some reason and our planes have been replaced with donkey carts. Fox three is throwing an actual fox into another cart. Round Table is actually very special, now that I think about it." - AWACS

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 2 роки тому +19

    Is there any wonder why Mexico is the way it is today?
    It's kind of a miracle the country even exist.

  • @matheuspinho4987
    @matheuspinho4987 2 роки тому +141

    ¡Viva Cristo Rey! 🇻🇦🇧🇷🇲🇽

  • @tkraccoon1368
    @tkraccoon1368 2 роки тому +57

    Being executed and still keep the T pose truly a chad

  • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
    @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 2 роки тому +264

    As a mexican, i can confirm that the entire history of México is a huge meme full of ridículous shit and a lot of líes in they way it's taught, if i has to recommend a specific story it would be the one of the "niños héroes" which means children héroes, but they we're neither children nor héroes, check it out

  • @Justanotherlemon
    @Justanotherlemon 2 роки тому +20

    This is shitpost worthy, thanks for making a video about this, now I have some stories to share at dinner.

  • @Prussia1867
    @Prussia1867 2 роки тому +20

    They took off the knight of Columbus, ku klux clan, the holy see and ireland in the belligerents section in the beginning

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 2 роки тому +17

      wikipedia is such a trash website these days. Fuck all their mods

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 2 роки тому +14

      @@bierwolf8360 i swear Their mods think that anything that Is even remotely amusing, even If fully and demonstrably accurate, needs to be purged. I get trying to remain unbiased and stuff but they are going full circle now

    • @joyfulpolecat0745
      @joyfulpolecat0745 2 роки тому +1

      I mean spanish version

  • @dongholiothesecond3324
    @dongholiothesecond3324 2 роки тому +19

    less terrifying than Chinese civil wars but somehow more confusing

  • @ManofHalal
    @ManofHalal 2 роки тому +52

    Why did the crusades fail?
    The crusades:

    • @kffire12
      @kffire12 2 роки тому +22

      Perhaps I dont get the joke.
      Because this time the crusaders won

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +18

      Ironically, this one was sucessfull

    • @user-wb8iu1hl6i
      @user-wb8iu1hl6i 2 роки тому +2

      The medieval ones? Not really. Unless you’re talking about the Northern Crusades.

    • @user-wb8iu1hl6i
      @user-wb8iu1hl6i 2 роки тому +2

      @@Zeerich-yx9po Huh? The Holy Land was constantly being won and lost intermittently by the Christians and the Muslims over that period... I mean, why do you think it was called "The CrusadeS" and not "The Crusade". There was never a long period of uninterrupted Christian or Muslim control, especially not "centuries". And in the end, the Crusaders lost?

    • @thekingshussar1808
      @thekingshussar1808 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-wb8iu1hl6i The Crusades were mostly won in the European front. Christians regained control of the Iberian Peninsula and Southern Italy plus Sicily. The Crusades were mostly lost in the Levant, or former Eastern Roman Empire territories, especially after the Third Crusades.