Mexican Civil Wars be like
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2024
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If you asked me "Remember when the Klan fought the Irish in Mexico?"
I would have said "no." But I will answer that no longer.
@@thesamurai9115 well hate to break it to you but many members of the KKK were Irish American immigrants.
@Mars yes they were
@Mars no they were a rich boy fraternity that despises the poor and the blacks. Most of them were rich second gen Protestant Americans, however there were a fair share of Catholics, especially French landowners in the South, around Louisiana and the old Spanish elites in the region.
I didn't expect the Klan to take the side of the godless solely to spite the Catholics, but turns out it happened
@@Pqndchannel Nope, that's revisionism. Not only was the KKK largely composed of poor whites, but it was also fiercely and explicitly anti-Catholic (or Papist as they preferred to call it). There were certainly racist Catholics in the colonial Americas, including Louisiana plantation owners, but they were a small minority there and weren't well liked by Protestant southerners, including being actively opposed by their Klan, which saw Irish immigration as a threat to their culture.
imagine the peace conference with the pope, the grand wizard, some mexican dudes, and a drunk irishman
Probably a lot of cussing and 3/4 drunk
Pope: So the Church...
Wizard: Fuck the Papacy
Mexican (mostly Mestizo here) dudes: Gringo
Irishman: I'm gonna need more whiskey for this shit.
lmao shit would be hilarious
I would like to actually have a movie where a scene of this appears.
So a Klansmen, a Catholic, a drunk Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar
The KKK fighting the Pope in Mexico is somehow the most Mexican thing I can think of.
American history is SO boring because they didn’t have civil wars (but why) or surrealism or tyrannical government
As a Mexican, that is the least complicated civil war, the Reforma War, the French Intervention and mainly the Mexican Revolution were quite more complex and weirder to understand
yeah this one is just funnier
Hey remember when Napoleon III. put a Habsburg, the brother of Franz Joseph of the Austrian Empire on the mexican throne and this emperor made a former dictator his marshall only to loose against Abraham Lincoln- backed revolutionists? Or the time when Mexico had to defend their borders against illegal immigrants from the USA? Post- columbian history of mexico is just one big mindfuck, i'll stick to pre- columbian history.
Its because they're not meant to be understood, but to be *Feels~~~*
so the title should be: "least complicated civil war in Mexico be like:"
@@nativechatter999 To be honest, yes
Ireland: "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS"
KKK: "WE DON'T GOT ANY"
LOL
this is cursed af but not as cursed as Chan Santa Cruz, that thing literally was never meant to exist.
context for anyone who's not aware: "black and tans" does not refer to people of colour, it refers to the British police in Ireland which wore black and tan coloured uniforms. A lot of people think 'come out ye black and tans' is a racist song because of this line, but it's actually anti-British and anti-imperialist, which is incredibly based.
@@mfelix3511 i have it on my music list, a real banger.
@@thebluedeadlymox7364 What is Chan Santa Cruz
Ireland not only claiming the "Defender of the Faith" title but accepting a cobeligerant war against one of the great powers is the Chadest move EVER!
That wasn’t the first time irish troops fought against the US in Mexico, remember the st patrick battalion during Mexican American war
During the fennian raids Irish forces also stood against America and Canada in border raiding to pressure Irish independence
I mean the Klan is cool and all but calling it a great power is a stretch
Even though it just defender of the faith tier II nowadays
@@nilsteegen33 i think he talked about America
This is the most hoi4 shit I've ever seen irl
@cromancer 321 I am nuking them with my nukes that I built as glorious nation of Brunei!
Fun fact:the second cristada can actually happen in hoi4 although it's pretty rare even for the AI
irl: IReLand
Imagine playing HoI
@@0015v imagine going into debt just to fully experience eu4
As a Mexican and a History nerd, i can confirm that Mexican Lore is the closest thing to Metal Gear Solid's Lore.
You may have just convinced me to become a Mexican history nerd with only one statement.
¿METAL GEAR?
@@walrusArmageddon well france once fought mexico because a debt over some cakes, that war was called "la Guerra de los pasteles" that means "the Pastry War"
That part when Madero’s brother warns him about betrayal from his best soldier, ignoring it but then the dude actually betrays him, tells Madero he should’ve listened to his brother and kills him only to set up events to lead to another dictatorship twice longer than the first one.
@@BentoPascual bro i rlly thought they were fighting over cakes my dumbass
Imagine having internationally recognised Christian pirates as your allies.
and the irish
Based
Dangerously based
Who is the Christians pirates?
@@Steelers1180 i think he confused the knights of columbus, with the knights hospitalar, lol
A certified Mexican classic
I wish a horrible year to the mean people who talk bad to me online.
@@I_worship_AxxL greek moment
@Άγγελος Γατζιάς lol wut
Certified Jericallo momento
That's Ace Combat for ya.
To anyone wondering. This civil war is where "Viva Cristo Rey!!" Comes from. A martyr said that before he was executed
Viva Cristo rey is pretty common since medieval times, but yeah, the Meme comes pretty much from this war and the badass Cristeros
@@Fulcrox exactly. Bro, i had no idea the KKK helped THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT lmao
@@kevinkirby4305 Those Clowns never surprise me..well except for this one Jajajajajaja
He wasn’t just any martyr he was literally a child, he was in his teens when he was executed.
@@ericktellez7632 I wish they taught us this history in America...
Fun Fact: The Mexican Revolution was such a good dam shit show, that Christro Rebellion is often counted as being a continuation of that conflict. There is still a lot of debate for historians for when the Mexican Revolution ends.
Simplified answer 1920 kinda
March 2027
Also fun fact:
It's still happening.
It never did...
@@fr.Angel21 Fun fact: no its not dumbass
Mexican history be like "General Blanco de San Sebastian led the revolt against Emperor Juan Carlos Pablo Javier Braganza IV de Hapsburg y Orleans and established the Mexican Empire. His rule was marked by corruption and endemic poverty which led to the Revolution of Feb. 12 where peasanty under command of Francisca Maximiliano overthrew the Junta and instituted a dictatorship, which was marked by corruption and endemic poverty. After loosing the 12th Mexican-Comanche-American war, Francisca was overthrown by General Raul Pedro de Gorgonzola, who established a oligarchic dictatorial republic marked by corruption and endemic poverty
hmmm seems to be a theme going on here
They were better with Spain
Who is this corruption guy and why he's so important to the plot
This is a perfect summary.
@@Zeldaytal En realidad no, España administró pésimamente sus colonias, que funcionaban más como centros de explotación de recursos y construcción de iglesias que otra cosa. Si hubieran financiado e invertido en territorio americano no solo hubiesen creado sus propios EEUU y Canadá, sino que también habrían mantenido la lealtad de sus colonos durante las guerras independentistas.
Colonias importantísimas como la Villa Imperial de Potosí (cercana a una de las minas de plata más importantes del continente) terminaron desarrollandose mucho peor q otras ciudades anglosajonas más tardías y menos relevantes (tanto en riqueza como en cultura) como Boston
Peace in our time.
@@LordBackuro if germany did not into poland state of war
@@louissteven8862 you mean Czechoslovakia?
Peace was never an option
-Mexico
What about anchulss?
Oh that's terrible, i condemn it.
But... Weren't you pro war?
Only when is me against myself... USA and France are sometimes invited too.
no more brother wars ;)
If I had a penny for every time that Ireland supported Mexicans in a war in which the United States was on the offensive side, I'd have two pennies....which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice!
What a glorious comment! 😂
Love it!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!!!
@@HydraHolden I hate that I read it as the jingle
this
@@DepressedCrow Why hate it it’s a classic
Who would win:
Bois who wear cone shaped blankets
Or
The Pope approved bois who wear cone shaped blankets
Well the pope approved bois also got Ireland so
@@craigstephenson7676 the Irish are catholic, so this was expected 😂😂😂
@@craigstephenson7676 Ireland was super Catholic back then (as in super obedient of every word coming from the Vatican). Many Irish volunteered in the Spanish Civil War too, and most of them to help the fascists, because the Pope-approved bois with cone-shaped blankets told them that Jeebus doesn't like godless communists or something.
@No Commentary Gaming They repealed the ban on abortion from the constitution a few years ago, and legalised same-sex marriage. They have been slowly becoming more secular for quite some time now.
@@blede8649 And it turn out they won so maybe they were right about the whole "Jeebus" not liking godless communist.
Also the leader of the Cristeros was a agnostic soap manufacturer
"Agnostic Soup Manufacturer" sounds like some reject band.
Soap, not soup.
I don't even wanna know what manufactured soup tastes like
@@felixbabuf5726 like what chef boyardee does today
The soap was made of juice
Mexico gameplay: *delicious food and amazing culture*
Mexico lore:
Funkytown: 🤫
@@d0stick-bm4ph💀
American lore is SO boring
@@josem588 Its actually very disturbing when you read into what happened to the natives...
@@Andy-i6f the average thing considering pirate colonialism and his consequences
"Ayy yo, remember when the US and KKK helped the socialist, atheist government of Mexico against the Catholics who had backing from the Pope, Knights of Columbus, and Ireland?"
We live in the joke timeline. There is no way this is the serious, primary timeline.
The US is a free Masonic government so its always been a joke and or economic zone.
@@scutumfidelis1436 Mhm. Yep. We got another nutjob here on aisle 2, guys!
We certainly know how to have fun
@@PhoenixFires Yeah I'm sure the founders all being part of free masonry is a nothing burger.
@@scutumfidelis1436 hes a dumbass who labels anyone who challenges what his government tells him as a conspiracy theorist
Dont forget Ireland, the true defender of catholicism
Poland……
Britain..
@@tacotuesday2489 brishit
@@simohayha894 Bri-ush your teeth..
@@simohayha894 I love your name he’s a great man I must say
Broke: Cowboys vs. Indians
Woke: Racists vs. Papists
Racistas VS. "we sabes que estaria padrisimo? Cortarles las orejas a los pinches maestros"
@@olivia6632 heretics vs. Jesusdiedforyoursinspilled
@@olivia6632 Racist vs "Si el gobierno nos quiere quitar el derecho a la fe y nos quiere imponer una educación atea, vamos a darles una calida bienvenida a sus maestros".
@@Krafanio Basadísimo y cristopildoreado.
@@Krafanio Cope^
Irish tank driver: "Sir, the tank is out of ammo"
Irish tank commander: "The tank *is* the ammo"
That sounds pretty Irish to me.
@@Justanotherlemon Where ya from?
@@tacotuesday2489 ireland, outskirts of dublin
@@Justanotherlemon Just to make sure your Irish.. What province is that?
@@tacotuesday2489 leinster
United States & Ku Klux Klan
vs
Holy See Knights of Columbus & Ireland.
Yep... makes sense.
_and the madlads Were going to win against the US_
would've never guessed the us and the mf klu klux klan supported state atheism smh
@@milantoth6246 they rather side with atheist rather than Catholic
@@milantoth6246 the Ku Klux Klan in the 1920s had shifted itself as an organization from being an anti us movement into becoming a gentleman's club for white men. One of the cheif recruitment tactics was their anti Catholic rhetoric which had appealed to the mostly nativist south and Midwest which had anti Catholic sentiment come from anti Irish anti Italian sentiment.
I still don't understand why the KKK got involved. I understand they don't like catholics, but what do they care who runs Mexico? It's full of non white people regardless.
Mexico got the history of a 1,000 year old nation in just couple of centuries.
Decades, my friend, decades...
Mexico history from 1850 to 1940 is savage
@@pamusuri1Mexico’s history from the Middle Ages to today is WILD. I mean you could say that after the revolution we have never become a mess that big, but the Dirty War, the democratic transition of the 90s, the drug war and our potential jump to become a superpower are all also history in the making, tbh
@@alexibm2477 why Americans never make other civil war after 1865 like us that make the revolution of 1910
@@josem588 Dios sabrá. Pero pues nosotros Mexicanos hemos tenido (guerras civiles) la independencia técnicamente lo fue, las guerras Yaquis, las guerras Caste, la Revolución Texana, la Revolución Yucateca, la Guerra con EUA, la Guerra de Reforma, las dos Guerras con Francia, la Revolución, la Guerra Cristera, parte de la SGM, la Guerra Sucia, el Levantamiento Zapatista y la Guerra del Narco
Fun fact:
During the war a young Belgian traveled to Mexico and joined the cristero side, the name of that young belgian was Leon Degrelle.
.
.
.
The General of the 28th SS Division
What a madlad lmao
Screencapped so I can remember this and put my team ahead for trivia night in the future
based
Leon Degrelle understood who the true threat was and fought against them
He just looked up Elías Calles early life section.
The most weird war of Mexico is the first french intervention or also named as the cake wars, when France declare war on my country for a cake shop.
In France, we don't joke when we say that food is a serious matter.
The funniest casus belli I've ever heard. Also, I think in English it's known as "The pastry war".
Edit. typo.
LET. THEM. EAT. CAKE. MISUOR
@@jasonbourne3796 if I had a nickel for every war France has started because of cake, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
@@francoiscamy5066 Where is my Clipperton?
As a Mexican if Mexicans are good at anything it’s blowing small shit out of proportion and making it so complicated you need 5 flow charts
Okay, but France invaded the first time because of some cake, so
@@johnfraire6931 to be fair, the French already wanted to invade and found the cake stuff to be a great excuse to do so
@@johnfraire6931 Are we talking about booty for breakfast or an actual pastry of some kind
@@SageofCancer yes
No wonder Mexican novels have so many betrayals and convoluted plots.
Probably one, if not the only, time the US helped a Latam socialist influenced government
I never thought I would die fighting side by side with a socialist
What about fighting alongside a friend?
I just hate Catholics more, pinko, don't get any ideas
@@fhornmichaelmac the amount of unbasedness 🤢
@@pilenai Papist
@@henrywallace7996 heretic
@@henrywallace7996 Infidel
I never heard of "Knights of Columbus" they sound cool af
They are a catholic fraternity who do charity and community work.
@@reborn123.-.9 damn and they were once literally wielding a weapons to war in mexico lol
@@zondor8123 Mega Based
They're awesome
is Colon not Columbus, spanish name...
"Who are our allies?"
"America."
"Ok, that's good, they always say they're out to defend democracy. Our fight must be noble. Anyone else?"
"The KKK."
"Oh no"
"Okay.. maybe its a little weird but... who are the enemies?"
"The irish...."
"... Weird? How c-"
"And the knights of Columbus..."
"What even the fuck?"
oh yes
@@thebreadster1500 “And the Holy See.”
“The Pope?”
“Yes. The Pope.”
_silence_
@@NoTraceOfSense "........"
"What are we fighting fo-"
"I honestly have no fucking clue anymore"
El Gobierno mexicano nunca dice no a un "aliado" que lo ayude a joder a los mexicanos
Recuerdo que fui a una iglesia en Zamora Michoacán "La inconclusa" que tenía todas las paredes bien pintadas y mantenidas, excepto por una que se veía muy vieja y llena de agujeros, pues estos hoyos estaban hechos por balas de fusilamientos en la guerra cristera.
Debió ser terrible lo que ocurrió en esa guerra
@@patriciopincheira3552 Tu dime, en el sur la gente aveces cruzificaba a los extranjeros
@@octavio9074 no lo se, yo no soy mexicano
@@octavio9074 pues pinches cristeros les cortaban las orejas a maestros
@@serdirtbagoftheleft4045 ps ellos no tienen la culpa solo se defendieron
Damn, I never thought I could hear Ace Combat music in non-aviation related memes!
Could you say which song this is specifically plz
@@Jakerage69420 Ace Combat Zero - The Round Table ua-cam.com/video/MSckBZczS6c/v-deo.html
Thx🙏
@@Jakerage69420 many AC0 song has top-tier hispanic soundtrack
They used it for that magnificent Spanish guitar. One of my fav AC soundtrack
Everybody gangsta till the Pope goes crusading against the klan
Based
People need to realize that this is Jesus Christ against Satan.
Good vs Evil.
Catholicism the one TRUE faith of Jesus Christ vs Satan's Freemasonry, Atheism, Protestantism, and ultimately Satanism.
@@AOitsAO no, this is 'merica and the KKK vs Mexico, a clan of Paladins and the Irish. Read the title.
@@AOitsAO yes we loved torturing people because they thought the earth was round in shape
Average Latin American war
Errrr nope, take a longer look on hispanic american military history
Justinian umh i report from the war with the goths the Italians are starving 10+ millions already died only around 2/3 milions remain and Belisarius had to eat other fellow soldiers to survive. Also Milan was brutally slaughtered since Belisarius didn’t arrive in time. And Genoa shared the same fate… umh and the soldiers in Naples used the civilians as body shield… said this we have almost defeated the goths but we had news that a northern tribe called the Longobards may intervenne.
There is a Brazilian war where Garibaldi (the guy who unified Italy) fought in it, and nearly all the rebels in Brazil had some form of external help
Not enough CIA-sponsored genocidal dictators
0:07 mr beast
Wtf it genuinely looks like him lmfao
Tfw it's *possible* that The Taiping Rebellion's casualties outnumber Mr. Beast's subscribers
(upper estimate of 100 million deaths vs. 86.9 million subs at time of writing)
Ayo im in tears
dude, I'm a Mexican, and still didn't even know this happened. Our history was pretty much filled with conflicts that looked like those Gmod NPC fights which made stuff like Stormtroopers and Halo Spartans fight against an army of SpongeBobs and Anime girls, but in real life
Dude perfect I love the Gmod analogy haha
Sounds like they're trying to cover it up.
@@JefeofSynarchism1 person not knowing about something doesnt mean theres a huge cover up going on, you need to stop reading so many conspiracy theories lol
Que ignorante eres, ponte a estudiar, no todo lo dicen en escuelas de gobierno
Yeah, is been suppressed by the mexican government, we've been saying that for 80 years.
And it is an important part of the history of the Bajío Region. My great-grandparents married in their own house by an undercovered pirest because marrying in the Church may have had them getting executed.
yeahhh mine too in valle de santiago,
As it should be
That is how it ought to be, carnal
It's crazy to imagine a time in Mexico where things like having Communion or owning a rosary could get you executed.
@@XavierbTM1221 Makes me happy to see militant atheists cry and cope. Viva Christo Rey!
You should do the Guerra Grande/Uruguayan Civil War of 1839-1851 (ish) next . It started as a civil war between 2 Uruguayan parties and ended up involving the Argentine Confederation, Brazil, The UK, France, the Riograndense Republic, like 3 Argie civil wars, and fucking Giuseppe Garibaldi.
Hey don't start something you can't finish. Atleast that's what I have been told.
And utterly destroying the industrial power that was Paraguay in that times :S
Plus having a big percentage of our male population massacrated in the front lines, thanks to Mitre being puppeted by British ambassadors
Vamos argentina
>paraguai
>Industrial power
Lmao
@@DiocletianLarius Uruguay, not Paraguay
When you realize a war less then a hundred years ago seeing knights dueling evil wizards claimed the lives of 250k
Re: your description, nothing tops the Taiping Rebellion in terms of how horrible the conflict was vs. how stupid the causus belli were
I am a brother of Jesus Christ and i disagree.
@DeathSeller 30 million dead or 30 million saved.
@DeathSeller God will sort them out.
@@justiron2999 30 million raptured
@@anbthree786 prematurely raptured
Fun fact: After trying to impose atheism, Calles left Mexico, and later on in his life turned to spiritism and began believing in some kind of deity actually existing.
So those 400,000 people dead? All for nothing in the end.
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Based
Certified schizo moment
what does him changing his personal beliefs later in life have to do with the state imposition of atheism in Mexico?
Loads of atheists become spiritual when they are close to death/get old.
@@Dell-ol6hb because the guy was an edgy atheyst before reddit and make a cicil war because os that
I think most of Ace Combat Zero's soundtrack fits perfectly with Mexican history.
It sure does, An ace combat/Gonzalez Bocanegra mix would be unfathomably based
I think 7 nukes will suit em better to end those endless conflicts and rebellions in Mexico
@@skeletonwguitar4383why do you want mexican anime?
im so exited to watch the kkk guy fight the cathlic guy while zero ost plays in the back
"religion, what has religion given us"
thanks, was trying to find this piece
TFW you lose more men than the rebels
Rebels were doing Holy Damage.
@@alfredoalfaro5000 continues to deal damage even in the afterlife
@@alfredoalfaro5000 I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND BULLETS ON MY SIDE!
Rebels had the help of God
Federals? Kuck Klux Klan lmao
The Klu Klux Klan is weak to holy damage while the Mexicans are resistant to racist damage
The sad part is this wiki articale has since been heavily modified by which I mean censored to not include the kkk or the Columbus knights
because his supposed participation is being very stretched to include it.
its only based in a single source of questionable reliability, and even taking the source into account, their role does not merit inclusion in the infobox, if even a mention in the kkk article
Wiki jannies
@@hrdshrdrck8727 jannie
@@surfboardjoker6299 did you tagged me in a two weeks old comment for that?
@@hrdshrdrck8727 no
“This is for La Raza.” -Pádraig O’Houlian from Dublin, Ireland
Jajajaja
Had two great grandfathers who fought in this war. one died in combat, the other lost his left arm all the way to his elbow
which side did he fought for?
If they were for the Federalists, then they were Heroes. Mexico would have looked much different had they been given due support.
If they were assumedly for the Catholics - they were dirty peasants. Just like those who burnt the Library of Alexandria to the ground.
@@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
>Julius Caesar
>dirty peasant
@@unhomesenzill4366 Absolutely false. Caesar didn’t even set fire to 25% of the Library, in fact - the Romans rebuilt the Library even larger. No. Those who set fire to the Library (more than once) were the Christians and Muslims.
..It's debatable how much of the library was destroyed by Julius, but the Library of Alexandria had declined greatly between the 1st century B.C. and 3rd century A.D. mainly because of the ravages like the 48 B.C. and 272 A.D. 'accidental' burnings and levellings of the library and its surroundings the pagan Romans caused during wars. The Romans did not have the money replenish the library they ravaged many times and let it fall into obscurity. Christians had no political power or influence to cause jack in that time period. I also doubt that the Muslims destroyed the library since the Library of Alexandria was gone for good by the third century and the Muslims were never in Egypt until 639 A.D.
Ah yes Ku Klux Klan vs the Holy See in the proxy war in mexico, we've all heard about it
I don't remember this episode of metal gear solid.
@@mianoxide1199 "They have a KKK? Here?"
Mexico: Gets in some random war
Ireland 0.2 seconds later: I got you hommie
Ireland: I shall help thee, mate!
Sadly Ireland didn't actually have much involvement other than cutting ties with the Mexican government, it was just added to the Wikipedia article as a joke
UIMHIR A hAON ÉIRE. CHAMPION DOMHAN! 🥇🥇☝☝☝🇮🇪🇮🇪🥳🥳
as a mexican i can say this isnt the weirdest war we ever had
it could be in the top 10 but not the number 1
whats number one
@@MasterofRoflness its either the mexican revolution or the pastry war
as far as i know the klan didnt participate in any way on those two but some of the details are still really insane
for example during the revolution we got a president that was in office for only 45 minutes
and the pastry war started because some mexican soldiers eat a lot of cake without paying at a french restaurant
@@MasterofRoflness
is "La guerra de los Pasteles"
It begin when Mexican soldiers destroy a french bakery and France got mad
@MasterofRoflness
Mexico vs guatemala
Mexico allies:
United states
Soviet union
China
Cuba
Guatemala allies:
Honduras
Nicaragua
El salvador
@MasterofRoflness
Mexico vs guatemala
Mexico allies:
United states
Soviet union
China
Cuba
Guatemala allies:
Honduras
Nicaragua
El salvador
People often forget that this was just barely a century ago.
For those who don’t know- the Song is “The Round Table” from Ace Combat Zero
Tank you
*"This is the round table. Dead men's words hold no meaning"*
@@quirinoguy8665 >
Thanks, it's a banger
The simulation theory is looking more plausible each day, if that simulation was made by Paradox.
Historical Mode is OFF for sure in our timeline.
My great grandmother was kidnapped in this war. By the Cristeros. They didn't do anything to her, they just picked her up and left her across the country. It took her 10 years to come back to her parents.
Was she a tortoise?
So they literally just grabbed a random woman and... Left her? Like, no ransom or anything?
Was that some kinda "prank"?
@@imtheman84A small ammount of trolling
Wish she could've written a book about her (mis)adventures finding her way back home.
@@imaginehavingpfp5779we do a minor amount of trolling
an atheist, a mexican, a racist, an american, a priest and an irishmen walk into a bar
FunFact: Some angry murican deleted the KKK from the factions involved in the war but forgot to delete their actual involvement lmao
They also deleted Ireland.
DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO ERASE HISTORY, FRIENDS. THE VERY SAME WHO BURNT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ARE THOSE WHO WISH TO CENSOR HISTORY.
@@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon wym the very same? i don't think anglo wikipedians lit that on fire, plus it was more of a gradual decline. who cares about history when you can pretend something sounds cool though
@@eldattackkrossa9886 Completely false. I’m sure you’re one of those who will say Julius Caesar burnt the Library down, however.
@@eldattackkrossa9886 324 CE onward the Library indeed saw decline and ceased any resources or work in order to upkeep it - throughout the time the Library would be raided, books burnt, parts of the Library destroyed (by Parabolani and their predecessors, and later Muslims)
BUT it wasn’t just the Library of Alexandria. No. These Libraries were systematically destroyed in the name of Christianity. The Library of Antioch being one of the very last.
EDIT : 324 to 391. Meanwhile it took from 391 to the 900s to forcibly and violently destroy Hellenic worship and convert everyone. The Laconians, aka the Descendants of Spartans, were the very last to hold out. They were eventually all destroyed by a Greek Priest and his armies for refusing to baptize their children.
@@TheAncientMysteriesBeckon what? I literally just said it was a gradual decline, why would I say that?
I never thought the Knights of Columbus were actually a part of world history. My dad's one of them
Nowadays they're just a charity firm.
Wait… what countries old flag is your pfp?
@@1911dawg I think it's the flag of a men's club/bathhouse in downtown Josette, Louisiana.
@@maxpulido4268 ha. ha. ha.
@@1911dawg You say ha ha, I say brotherly love.
*Mexico is in turmoil for the 1,000,000,000th time*
Irishmen: Showtime!!!
again !
As a mexican, this is a tuesday morning.
And Americans live in a color and rainbow phantasy
"Atheist? No, no, no! We're...uh, anticlerical."
*murders thousands of civilians* look how evil the Catholic church is!
Mexico has civil unrest? I sleep
I am Mexican I continue to sleep.
Siesta
rip amigo
Plottwist: its the middle of the night
he take siesta
Sleeping like a baby whith the sounds of gunshots/Durmiendo como un bebé mientras suena una balacera
(btw, it actually happened to me when I was 5... in Peru, wich isn't as fucked up as Mexico, but still)
Saquenme de latam, no quiero pensar que los cohetes que tiran en navidad terminaron dejando a alguien tirado en la esquina si sabes a lo que me refiero.
Grand Wizard vs Pope sounds like something that would happen in Europe
Nah Europe aint about wizards, its all bout witches and "get that protestant a** outta here"
That's why as a Mexican immigrant when people ask what my race is I genuinely look at them and say
"Dude I got no fucking idea"
Nah man. Tell them this:
"I'm not a hellbound Darwinist who believes colors are races and that some people are inferior to other people. I don't believe in the LIE and made-up social construct of race. I believe in Jesus Christ and His one true church, the Holy Catholic Church."
That should get them to stfu... or go *RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* that's when you just walk away.
@@AOitsAO Race is not just skin color. It’s a whole plethora of genetic variables
@@Draefend Not “just” skin color… WOW how scientific. Says who? Oh and wow a plethora how accurate and totally non subjective which can change in an instant when two people procreate. Ok so when does one stop being part of the “black” race? After the *look* “white” enough? 🤦♂️ How many variables is enough?
There is no correct answer other than race being COMPLETELY made up with ZERO evidence to back it up. It’s a problematic and prejudice social construct and NOT AT ALL biological or scientific. But go ahead and answer these questions you Darwinist.
@@AOitsAO How do you think forensic scientists are able to identify the race of skeletons? Through bone structure. Compare an albino African to an albino Caucasian and you'll immediately be able to tell the difference. "White" and "Black" are American concepts. Actual genealogists separate humans into three categories: Negroid, Caucasoid, and Mongoloid based on skull shape. For instance, the Sami people of Finland have pale white skin but a mongoloid skull and double eyelids. So they aren't classified as "White" because they're literally Asiatic. The Catholic Church tortured people for believing the earth was round, what do you know about science?
@@Draefend There are genetic differences between peoples, but "race" is an 18th century social construct that shoehorns wildly different ethnicities into one group
Bro is really milking this format, respect the grind
It's a fun format
The Klan, Catholics, and Irishmen. It's basically Hellsing.
Where racist comic relief feline
The abriged one of course but both still have a Romanian with his undead slaves.
Mexican soldier looking over at the weird guys wearing bedsheets: “Roberto, are we the baddies?”
Mexican pirates: COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AN’ FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
Whoever installed the microwave inside of my jet is a goddamn genius. Holy shit look at those fucking utensils go
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@@mykalkelley8315 Ref to this Max0r vid cuz of Ace Combat music ua-cam.com/video/Ox4VsczS-6Q/v-deo.html
Considering some things I've seen and people I've met, I'm guessing that Schwarz Squadron in this scenario is the St. Patrick's Battalion?
Didn't expect a Max0r reference lmao
Man if only the song is a little longer
Certified Mexican Classic
Certified copied classic
The music makes this better as now it feels like a fucking ace combat plot
It fucking SOUNDS like an Ace combat plot. Replace the KKK with Belka and everything is the exact same.
Ace combat zero music with the KKK fighting Ireland in Mexico. You have absolutely made my day with this thank you
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS c̴̢̡̛̛͕̰̱͓̰̭̬̒͗̒͛̇̓̚ũ̵̠̙̣͉͎͖̙̮͍͔̓͛̽͑̈́͛̚ŗ̵̛̭̲̯̘͚͔͖̺̎̂̇͋̏͘s̶̨͚͓̱͉̣̻̜̒͂̓e̶̛̬̙̟̾̍̏̎ḍ̷̛̬͕͔̭̹̖̈̐͂͘ series, please do more!!!
cursed?
Marxists destroyed this Wikipedia page lol
Brazilian republican coup d'etat was also a great meme, resumen:
Dude deposed some random dude
dude's friend says that the emperor was going to put one dude that fucked the girl he liked
dude deposes emperor, becomes a dictator and breaks the economy printing money
no deaths though because the emperor did not want to see his own people kill eachother
Based Pedro II
Simplest Mexican internal conflict be like:
Ironically I knew a guy who says that he’s descended from confederates who went down to Mexico after the war , their children later ended up fighting for Cristero. Small world .
Totally believable.
For some reason, former confederates moved to Mexico and Brazil.
Based
We weren't expecting special forces
They made a movie about it, it's called "Cristiada"
For Greater Glory is awesome
the SEP: we know nothing about that conflict
No one expects the Mexican Inquisition
I wonder what complex geopolitical circumstances were needed for these alliances to arise.
*KKK is chillin in southern Alabama and sees a small fire burning over the horizon. “The beacon is lit! The Mexican Secularists call for aid!”
This is not even close as how crazy the Mexican Revolution really was:
•Francisco I Madero claim he can speak to spirits.
•Villa was a German adopted by a Mexican family
•There was native tribes fitghting with bows, arrows and stone axes next to maching gunners.
•Villas army got a Korean Samurai that lead an squadron of nurses that stole weapons from wound soldiers.
•Zapatas generals were mostly his sibblings and half-sibblings (he got like 30)
•It was a Half Canadian/Half Australian Zapatist soldier that create an army of Australians, Canadians and Brittish to try to invade the US.
•The first transgender general fight in the Mexican revolution.
•It was a black dude that was capture by the federal troops and ask to give the orders on his own execution, which was granted and he did it.
•Victoriano Huerta has no idea what people was fighting for but he just believe if he won he would be president.
•A native group was fithing cause they claim a local woman got powers, but they never meet this woman, as she was on the US at the time.
I will continue but I am getting tired, the whole thing is just a big wtf.
*As a Mexican guy, I thought that in the "Pastry War" (Guerra de los pasteles, a war between France and Mexico) the armies attacked each other with cakes and breads, but nope* LMFAO
Tenks
*Ireland literally just got its independence* alright lads, if ye need me I'm off helping the Pope fight the Grand Wizard in Mexico
I’ve heard historians describe Mexico as the epilogue to the Spanish empire.
Most of its civil wars occurred when Napoleon invaded Spain. The way Spain ran its colonies in Mexico was with overly-bureaucratic, top-down micromanagement which is an extremely common facet of Latin American politics. It’s why bribery is so common in their countries; because the only way to get through their government policies is to go around them.
With Spain distracted the colonies fell into disarray and civil wars broke out everywhere. They weren’t so much “resistance liberator” conflicts as they were “power-vacuum warlord” conflicts.
For comparison, Mexico and the US had roughly the same total population of ~8 million at the time, but America’s revolutionary war featured ~25k casualties whereas Mexico’s “revolution” featured a whopping ~400k. Point being, Mexico’s first revolution was more of a nationwide bloodbath than a purposeful overthrow
I don't know how Mexico manages to get away with so many casualties, in the war of secession the USA had a total population of just over 31M (including the Confederates) and they suffered between 620,000 and 1M casualties while Mexico in 1910 with a population of 15M just under half that of the American suffered between 1.5 and 2M casualties
@@estradadavilafernandojavie8684 We like to fuck.
@@estradadavilafernandojavie8684 Plus the Mexican War of Independence was a bloodbath as well. Between 250k-500k making it one of the bloodiest in the Americas
bribery exist in all countries barney, the west just engages in corruption that is extremely complex and well hidden while the rest of the world is either victims of western corruption or victims of low brow corruption which is better.
Wow! The fact that Mexico is still standing, more or less, is the real miracle.
Viva Cristo Rey!
Incredible bravery and faith
Mexican Catholics: Catholic Spain, we need your help
Spain: meh...
Ireland: *WE ARE COMING TO SAVE YOU MEXICO!!!*
Fun fact, the mexican map at 0:23 shows some states in red, orange and yellow, those who are red are the most conservative (and religious) states in mexico, followed by those in orange and the yellow ones
no it doesn't
Mexico City is the least religious state in Mexico
@@yomilala8929 supongo que se referirá al México de ese entonces, recuerda que han pasado casi 100 años, muchas cosas cambian
*CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*
*CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*
*CALLES WAS A SEPHARDI JEW*
Source: believe me please
@@SuperPepecharlie Let me guess, on your way to edit his wikipedia page and erase it, moshe?
whats wrong with those guys, honestly.
@@kwazooplayingguardsman5615 having your sausage cut does things to small hat.
Mexican history is the closest thing to explaining the MGS lore
As a Mexican, this is a certified "guerra Cristera" Classic
*East and West Germany backed by USSR and Allies
I prefer the real proxy war
*North and South Korea backed by USSR and USA
I said the real proxy war
*Mexican Goverment and Cristerios backed by KKK and Holy See Knights of Columbus
Perfection
"Round Table, nothing special, except everything is in Spanish for some reason and our planes have been replaced with donkey carts. Fox three is throwing an actual fox into another cart. Round Table is actually very special, now that I think about it." - AWACS
Is there any wonder why Mexico is the way it is today?
It's kind of a miracle the country even exist.
¡Viva Cristo Rey! 🇻🇦🇧🇷🇲🇽
Evil cristeros be like: Muerte diablo sirviente
@@olivia6632 yes
@@olivia6632 Be gone mason fanatic.
@@olivia6632 cringe
Viva Cristo Rey🇻🇦
Being executed and still keep the T pose truly a chad
Is the Cross sign.
Jesus
It's the cross sign your muppet. Infantile cunt
As a mexican, i can confirm that the entire history of México is a huge meme full of ridículous shit and a lot of líes in they way it's taught, if i has to recommend a specific story it would be the one of the "niños héroes" which means children héroes, but they we're neither children nor héroes, check it out
@@Martian_1336 fuck My writing
@boneless oh si esa, jaja en mexico no hay politicos buenos al parecer xd
Santa Ana was a living meme... Windows Taxes
@@cartercollier990 doors, dogs, horses and carts
Why aren't them heroes? They were a bunch of teenagers who died fighting grown U.S. army men to defend their military base
This is shitpost worthy, thanks for making a video about this, now I have some stories to share at dinner.
They took off the knight of Columbus, ku klux clan, the holy see and ireland in the belligerents section in the beginning
wikipedia is such a trash website these days. Fuck all their mods
@@bierwolf8360 i swear Their mods think that anything that Is even remotely amusing, even If fully and demonstrably accurate, needs to be purged. I get trying to remain unbiased and stuff but they are going full circle now
I mean spanish version
less terrifying than Chinese civil wars but somehow more confusing
Why did the crusades fail?
The crusades:
Perhaps I dont get the joke.
Because this time the crusaders won
Ironically, this one was sucessfull
The medieval ones? Not really. Unless you’re talking about the Northern Crusades.
@@Zeerich-yx9po Huh? The Holy Land was constantly being won and lost intermittently by the Christians and the Muslims over that period... I mean, why do you think it was called "The CrusadeS" and not "The Crusade". There was never a long period of uninterrupted Christian or Muslim control, especially not "centuries". And in the end, the Crusaders lost?
@@user-wb8iu1hl6i The Crusades were mostly won in the European front. Christians regained control of the Iberian Peninsula and Southern Italy plus Sicily. The Crusades were mostly lost in the Levant, or former Eastern Roman Empire territories, especially after the Third Crusades.