This is getting ridiculous! - Real swordsmen react to MORE Mcdojo SWORD VIDEOS

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  • @EmeraldEyes1776
    @EmeraldEyes1776 10 днів тому +340

    It's funny watching Shad giggle at the stupidity while Tyranth is just slowly dying inside.😆

    • @GenJuhru
      @GenJuhru 10 днів тому +23

      Has been Tyranth's expression with these series, like this is so dumb I just can't--

    • @BullseyeBenR
      @BullseyeBenR 10 днів тому +15

      Yeah they definitely complement each other 😂😂

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 9 днів тому +3

      @@GenJuhru Exactly! I love his attitude!

    • @someoneme7057
      @someoneme7057 9 днів тому +7

      With the sheer amount of crap Shad reacted to on Knights Watch, laughter is a mere coping mechanism.

    • @Kargoneth
      @Kargoneth 9 днів тому +2

      I agree with Tyranth.

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys 10 днів тому +453

    As a stage actor, I’m familiar with staged sword combat. I took a class, and the first thing our instructor said was “real sword fights end in seconds. And if that happens on stage, the audience will want their money back.”

    • @LawlietCTN
      @LawlietCTN 10 днів тому +34

      Exactly, and we learn how to "fight" in a completely different way. we have to exagerate our strikes to make it easier for the "opponent" to see what's coming to him, so every move that can be sick on stage are pretty useless on fights.
      Staged combat with or without sword are something so different from just combat. and the less choregraphy you prepared beforehand, the more you'll have to telegraph your strikes.
      it's a complicated balance between realism and risk taken.

    • @cavalieroutdoors6036
      @cavalieroutdoors6036 9 днів тому +26

      It's nice to hear from stage actors *why* things are choreographed as they are.

    • @staceymalchow4528
      @staceymalchow4528 9 днів тому +13

      The stage combat group I participated with in a Renaissance Faire company tried choreographing a fight utilizing the Talhoffer style and it was horrible, lol. The maneuvers were incredibly straightforward, and that was the problem. Technically perfect and legal, but very underwhelming from a general audience viewpoint. "Clang clang dead" doesn't sell tickets...

    • @redtiger7268
      @redtiger7268 9 днів тому +17

      I used to teach martial arts and do stage demonstrations. On stage our movements were huge and choregraphed. It looked great but then we would tell the audience "now in real life it looks nothing like that" We would then gear up and do a sparing match. You could see some of the moves but everything was much tighter, faster and the hits would actually land.

    • @TomFranklinX
      @TomFranklinX 9 днів тому +23

      Unarmored sword fights end in seconds. Fights can be prolonged by quite a while by adding armor.

  • @MrSerphy
    @MrSerphy 10 днів тому +148

    "We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" -kung pow

  • @undermanned983
    @undermanned983 10 днів тому +156

    Literally Wimp Lo, we trained him wrong as a joke.

    • @zachariaravenheart
      @zachariaravenheart 9 днів тому +6

      Ah, again with the squeaky shoes. . .

    • @TaterKing1
      @TaterKing1 9 днів тому +5

      @@zachariaravenheart im bleeding, making me the victor.

    • @andrewcox4166
      @andrewcox4166 9 днів тому

      Woah!

    • @solemnwaltz
      @solemnwaltz 6 днів тому +1

      I'm a man, too, ya know

    • @huskiefan8950
      @huskiefan8950 23 години тому

      I love that his first name is WIMP. Fitting.......😂

  • @TheSly77
    @TheSly77 9 днів тому +89

    The second one was demonstrating Emperor Palpatine sith lightning technique. They are truly lucky he held back and only used paper string.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 9 днів тому +9

      Never seen Palpi roll on the ground though.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 9 днів тому +2

      The thumbnail for this looks awesome.
      Maybe Tien taught him the Solar Flare technique.

    • @patrick_j_lee
      @patrick_j_lee 9 днів тому +4

      More like a Spider-man LARP

    • @TheSly77
      @TheSly77 9 днів тому +3

      @@patrick_j_lee 🤣🤣 pocket webs!!! Brilliant

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 9 днів тому +1

      @@TheSly77 must have needed to refill good cartridges.

  • @stephenseay3878
    @stephenseay3878 9 днів тому +15

    This stuff really works. I just tried it in the mirror and I fell for it every time.

  • @MidnightLasers
    @MidnightLasers 9 днів тому +15

    Turn based combat is wild

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 10 днів тому +93

    What do you call a Magician that loses his magic?
    Ian.
    Merry Christmas to all.

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 10 днів тому +14

      Ian was Gandalf

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 9 днів тому +6

      Thanks for that gift of humor. Merry Christmas!

    • @CurtisStackhouse
      @CurtisStackhouse 8 днів тому

      Cracker jokes, love 'em

  • @joshuataylor516
    @joshuataylor516 10 днів тому +43

    "All that guys has to do is step back.." No, all that guy has to do is LITERALLY ANYTHING but comply fully.

  • @Darkstar48508
    @Darkstar48508 9 днів тому +24

    this is why challenging people for their dojos needs to be a thing again, as funny as these are

    • @floorruglara
      @floorruglara 9 днів тому +7

      McMaster: and what makes you think, you could even stand a chance against me ?, I have fiiiftteee yeeaars of mastery
      Student: but master, I have been learning, I've trained all week, mastering an ancient, forbidden technique
      McMaster: what!? No, it can't be?
      Student: it is, master, the one you told us to never study, the forbidden technique that none were permitted to learn, ........ Yes, I speak of the 'that' technique, ....... Of how to hold the dam thing!, today, master, the student will surpass the master
      McMaster: nooooo, there was a reason you were told to never study that technique, it was forbidden for a reason.
      (Wow that was actualy kinda fun to write out, hope people get a laugh out of it. Also @Shad and @Ty, feel free to use that as script for an awesome scene sometime if you want, saw one of your short movies recently, good stuff 😃❤️).

  • @scottgozdzialski6478
    @scottgozdzialski6478 9 днів тому +16

    I practiced akido for a few years with a sheriff deputy. We would practice all our techniques on people of different sizes and non compliment actors. There was one guy who was 320 lbs and 6'5". He was just stand there till you made him move. Great training. One day I went to an akido conference and all the training was set up where the slightest touch made people fall over. It was so unrealistic, but the other people thought it was great.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 10 днів тому +63

    I was told in my childhood that the McDojo was invented by Ronald McDonalds

    • @GenJuhru
      @GenJuhru 10 днів тому +5

      Not Micky Dees

    • @wedgeantilles8575
      @wedgeantilles8575 9 днів тому +4

      I can confirm, that's why my grandma told me as well!

  • @chrisbaker8533
    @chrisbaker8533 10 днів тому +29

    When the mall ninja evolves into the mcmaster..then it is time to open the mcdojo annd train other mall ninjas in the secret arts of the mcninja.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 9 днів тому +26

    back when I was just learning to fight, one of the guys I learned from said there's a term for the pose when you overextend an attack and then freeze. it's called "I'm a baby harp seal, club me" All of the opponents in the videos seem to have mastered that pose.

  • @ZttackFrmBhind
    @ZttackFrmBhind 10 днів тому +42

    The first video was a hidden cam into a very secret "The Flash Fight School".
    Clearly the sensai has access to the Speedforce and is teaching the students how to defend themselves when they can move the speed of light.

    • @jklolnikampoop
      @jklolnikampoop 7 днів тому

      lol yes it explains the purple pink hair

  • @lvkeyne
    @lvkeyne 10 днів тому +38

    It's politeness-jutsu. One wouldn't disrespect a senile senior by resisting their moves.)

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia 10 днів тому +59

    2:11
    Remember! If someone lunges at you, misses, and stops, you CAN touch their sword.

    • @rd_gyes7484
      @rd_gyes7484 9 днів тому

      Counting Coup

    • @shinrailp1416
      @shinrailp1416 9 днів тому

      The guy just taps the sword like "No bad boy, bad!"
      And the twist after that what even was that? Dude looked like he was training a dog.

  • @canislupus6216
    @canislupus6216 10 днів тому +71

    my video started in German and the introduction was "Hello, I am Shadow and I am a Tyrant" 😂

    • @damachinen
      @damachinen 10 днів тому +4

      Haha.😂

    • @GLJosh
      @GLJosh 10 днів тому +11

      Shadowtyrant that would be a great name for their fusion Pokemon.

    • @lvkeyne
      @lvkeyne 10 днів тому +9

      Shadow and the Conqueror.)

    • @LicensetoShill
      @LicensetoShill 9 днів тому +2

      Sonic 3 marketing is getting out of hand

    • @TheViralInfekT
      @TheViralInfekT 9 днів тому +2

      Since when does that feature exist? Never reallized that it is possible to change the audio stream to AI translated ones. Not that I want it for English, but it could be useful in general.

  • @avilgraves
    @avilgraves 10 днів тому +28

    I love you guys. So much Bullshido online. I'm glad you have each other to "push" each other to become even better. Many go too long with what they teach and have never been "checked". I study movement in order to manipulate another's movement. I like what you offer as combat instructors. Plus you are both fun to watch. Thanks for being entertaining as well as factual. Sincerely, your brother in arms.

    • @Jigglysaint
      @Jigglysaint 10 днів тому +6

      Ah yes, Bullshido. Kind of like Ninjank.

    • @avilgraves
      @avilgraves 9 днів тому +2

      @Jigglysaint I've never heard of Ninjunk, but I can only smile and have a sense of curiosity...Vas is dis?

  • @Peak_Aussieman
    @Peak_Aussieman 10 днів тому +47

    5:43 pocket sand!

    • @Brazyer
      @Brazyer 10 днів тому +17

      Wizard casts White Phosphorous.

    • @Peak_Aussieman
      @Peak_Aussieman 10 днів тому +1

      @@Brazyer "There's one they fear, In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... Dragonborn! RUS FUDAH!

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 9 днів тому +12

      He spidermanned them while shouting "pizza".

  • @glennhills3476
    @glennhills3476 10 днів тому +9

    This video had me laughing so much. Your reactions are Brilliant. I have learned so much from you guys I'm annoying my friends by pointing out some of these things. Awesome video and as always great content Shad

  • @albertofui
    @albertofui 10 днів тому +15

    In kenjutsu there are some dodge movements, but first, you also have your own sword, and you either, are attacking back while dodging or, are also blocking with your sword

    • @glasletter3111
      @glasletter3111 8 днів тому

      Kenjutsu just translates as "swordplay". This is just saying "fighting with swords involves two people" effectively.

    • @albertofui
      @albertofui 7 днів тому

      @@glasletter3111 Its not swordplay, it's actually swordsmanship, or art of the sword, depicting methods and techniques. And about fighting with swords, what I was saying was that, to stop or handle an armed attacker, you would better have something to block or attack while dodging, if not, would be better to run or get really close, as described, instead of trying to grab the sword.

    • @glasletter3111
      @glasletter3111 7 днів тому

      @@albertofui allow me to correct myself. It MEANS swordplay. It can be translated into several different words, but the parts mean "sword" and "technique/method". "Jutsu" is actually difficult to get 1.1, hence why translations aren't always consistent. I have lived in Japan for years and am fluent in the language, so I'd hope you'd trust that I have a BIT of knowledge on the subject 😁
      And yes, that's what they said in the video.

  • @GLJosh
    @GLJosh 10 днів тому +14

    What I learned from this video, being Spider-man is a get way to defend against a sword.

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 9 днів тому +4

      As long as you shout "pizza" while doing it, yes.

  •  10 днів тому +15

    4:00 that person with their head on their hand, in the most impossibly BORED pose, realizing they signed up for some BULL.

    • @RogaineForEwoks
      @RogaineForEwoks 9 днів тому

      Maybe the rest of the stuff is good. You just gotta get through twenty minutes of sensei idiot doing his thing?

  • @nickbutler9831
    @nickbutler9831 9 днів тому +5

    Step one fighting against a sword without one, run

  • @kevinmorrice
    @kevinmorrice 10 днів тому +53

    i like to imagine that somewhere theres one mcdojo video thats real, just to mess with peoples heads

    • @Iryukasa
      @Iryukasa 10 днів тому +10

      I hope so,but its at LEAST a good video 😂

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 9 днів тому +2

      The silly string one could be a candidate for the one real mcdojo video. Substitute the sillystring with some embers from a fire or a strong acid and maybe just back up rather than rolling forward like a dark souls character.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 9 днів тому +2

      @@Alex_Fahey or POCKET SAND

  • @jypsridic
    @jypsridic 10 днів тому +7

    A video where you try out these techniques would be great, just go step by step "If they complied up to this point here's how it would fail.......moving on if they complied to the next point here's how it would fail.....if they complied even further it would still fail, here's how...."

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest 10 днів тому +38

    If you can dodge a sword stab, then you can dodge a ball.

    • @ZttackFrmBhind
      @ZttackFrmBhind 10 днів тому +9

      Does this extend to wrenches?
      I need to dodge a lot of wrenches...

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 10 днів тому +11

      @@ZttackFrmBhind The wrenches are the first stage, swords are second stage and a firearm is the third stage.

    • @yesway980
      @yesway980 9 днів тому +3

      'Go balls deep'

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 16 годин тому +1

      @@JustTooDamnHonest
      I thought cars were the 2nd stage

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 16 годин тому

      @@twinodoom That is if you want to be an all star dodgeball players.
      The second stage in the art of swordplay is dodging pocket knives, prison shivs and kitchen knives.

  • @SmokeyTheHeir
    @SmokeyTheHeir 10 днів тому +12

    Calling it out now, #3 the magie shield one was the most believable

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 10 днів тому +20

    You know, I'm gonna try some of these techniques, so someone can time how many times I get stabbed in thirty seconds.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 9 днів тому +3

      Go for the record! You can do it!

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 9 днів тому +2

      Julius Caesar only got what, 13? You can surely do better!
      (This is sarcasm and ongoing joke, btw. YT overlords of deletion)

    • @comradebork
      @comradebork 9 днів тому

      THIS DOMAIN FOR SALE

  • @JaggedStoneOfficial
    @JaggedStoneOfficial 9 днів тому +5

    If it were this easy to dodge a sword, I would win every match of Chivalry 2

  • @TrueFork
    @TrueFork 9 днів тому +3

    I think part of it may be "sensei did it, so we will preserve this technique for future generations to figure out"

  • @pfarrell6210
    @pfarrell6210 10 днів тому +8

    Didn't mythbusters already discredit the catching sword trope? You'd lose the skin off your palm and the very least

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 9 днів тому

      You can get some control of a Katana barehanded because it's single-edged. Doesn't mean it's either easy or advisible. Always better to go for the wrist.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs 7 днів тому

      That "technique" was invented by fiction to show that characters are superhuman badasses, but at some point people decided it was real if you just practice enough.

  • @l3zl13
    @l3zl13 9 днів тому +10

    The purple haired guy looks like an old master from Dragon Ball. The problem is that he also believes he is like that. :D

    • @lancepabon
      @lancepabon 9 днів тому +1

      He's the "last real ninja". 😅
      Go to a bunkai group, they go crazy if you say anything bad about him😂

    • @Perceval777
      @Perceval777 2 дні тому

      @@lancepabon Yeah, that's Hatsumi, he claims to be a master of ninjutsu... His McDojo is full of Westerners and it's like a cult.

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 9 днів тому +5

    If magic can beat Superman, magic can beat a sword.

  • @Blackpheonix99
    @Blackpheonix99 5 днів тому +1

    14:11 Tyranth be like: "bro I can move cancel" 😂🤣😂

  • @TheRugghead
    @TheRugghead 9 днів тому +2

    2:34 4th Dan blackbelt uses Chi mind tricks to force you to miss

  • @baeber
    @baeber 10 днів тому +9

    the ancient art of bullshido

  • @hectorlibreros5209
    @hectorlibreros5209 10 днів тому +7

    Keep up the work please!!! You are amazing

  • @septemberforajedi7701
    @septemberforajedi7701 9 днів тому +4

    My favorite is seeing the (Masters) who are so high on their own farts when they actually do come across a resisting opponent their whole reality changes. When you see that, look in their eyes is priceless

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs 7 днів тому +1

      I've never seen such a thing. They always just say the person was a "bad student" and keep teaching their bullshido.

  • @keasterthegreat
    @keasterthegreat 10 днів тому +4

    Great video. I guess the reaction videos must get more love from the YTA than the original content stuff. Love it all either way and you guys are great. Keep fighting the good fight.

  • @EclipseWarlord
    @EclipseWarlord 9 днів тому +2

    Love the sword as the screen divider

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 9 днів тому +2

    I am reminded of going to a martial arts weapon demonstration as a teen where the team demonstrated the features of various popular martial arts weapons, yes, including nunchaku. and at the end of the demonstration, the leader sent his backup dancers out into the aisles between the audience with instructions to all attack him at once, so he could demonstrate the weapons that were superior to them all. the superior weapons, of course, were marshmallows colors to appear to be rocks when he started throwing them into the audience.
    then aw all had a good laugh.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 9 днів тому

      The wisest of martial art masters never forget the techniques of their ancestors. Even if those ancestors lived in caves.

  • @padoco73
    @padoco73 9 днів тому +2

    Just a note about the awards in the background...
    You can buy trophies...then you're good at everything.

  • @Bonesawisready926
    @Bonesawisready926 9 днів тому +2

    As someone who trains Muay Thai, we've had these McDojos around for decades. It's just hilarious when someone coming from these places comes into where I train looking for sparring sessions. It usually doesn't end well for them.

  • @ObviouslyVickers
    @ObviouslyVickers 10 днів тому +18

    No lost limbs!? Darn it!

    • @gerbo8018
      @gerbo8018 10 днів тому +4

      To be fair if it was real they probably would. I mean if they grab a sword with their bare hands ... you can twist it before they grab it and just cut their hands.

  • @Extanglia
    @Extanglia 10 днів тому +5

    SHADIVERSITY FOREVER!!!!

  • @disgruntledtaco3640
    @disgruntledtaco3640 9 днів тому +3

    The things people are willing to believe is terrifying

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 9 днів тому +3

    I'm so glad I never enrolled in any kind of McDojo when I was younger

  • @PrutusCansur
    @PrutusCansur 10 днів тому +1

    You guys never fail making my drive home with public transport an enjoyable one
    Edit: I just noticed you guys are using a sword now to separate the two screens! Nice!

  • @Riftrender
    @Riftrender 10 днів тому +4

    Tyranth sounds like a dark swordsman or overlord name.

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 9 днів тому +3

    You're correct Masaaki Hatsumi, Founder of Bujinkan Ninja school, is the guy with purple hair & is considered a grandmaster by his students.

  • @jierdareisa4313
    @jierdareisa4313 9 днів тому +1

    I do really love ALL Shadiversity videos!!!! ❤

  • @captainhll9661
    @captainhll9661 10 днів тому +5

    Great content guys

  • @alexyehendal9495
    @alexyehendal9495 10 днів тому +3

    I would love to see a reenactment to what they do, but would really happen.

  • @Naptosis
    @Naptosis 10 днів тому +4

    I thought you were taking the mickey with the thumbnail! 😂

  • @barbarianlibertarian9200
    @barbarianlibertarian9200 10 днів тому +1

    Hey! I actually got this video in my recommended! First time that’s happened in a log while. Maybe the high volume method of output is working!

  • @LainK1978
    @LainK1978 9 днів тому +1

    I came in here thinking it was going to be about some character blocking magic blasts with their sword.

  • @EclipseWarlord
    @EclipseWarlord 9 днів тому +2

    8:55 the horizontal cut isn't part of the game mechanic Shad!

  • @mrpurple2943
    @mrpurple2943 9 днів тому +3

    I guess the sillystring could be makeshift Bolas, but idk XD

  • @JenEssitBroughman
    @JenEssitBroughman 9 днів тому +2

    That purple hair, I can't ever take someone with anime hair seriously.

  • @ZttackFrmBhind
    @ZttackFrmBhind 10 днів тому +3

    He got some of his own "streamers of death" on his head!!!

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 9 днів тому +1

    The first rule of using a sword: have fun and be yourself, apparently.

  • @Naptosis
    @Naptosis 10 днів тому +2

    5:51 These fellows must have been just playing around. Has to be surely.
    I _have_ made someone slightly stumble by bIasting them with 1,500 lumens at night - which is completely bIinding even after turning it off. Now I'm wishing I had silly string so I could have caused some crits.

  • @mpix2000
    @mpix2000 10 днів тому +6

    Guys you're not getiing it! It's in Bullettime!! This is Neos perspective
    BTW: i'd luv to film your next fight! said it before!

  • @jurassicaddict8492
    @jurassicaddict8492 9 днів тому +4

    Cant wait to see Shad and Tyranth do a demonstration of what you should, and shouldnt do on the off chance some shmuch actually does attack you with a sword.

  • @shrouded8797
    @shrouded8797 9 днів тому +1

    You guys HAVE to fo a video demonstrating how these would play out with a noncompliant opponent.

  • @shamashin3542
    @shamashin3542 9 днів тому +2

    I got some martial arts training nd we trained with some small knives but you never grab the knife you always go for the arm or wrist; but that is only if you cant run from the fight

    • @ModernDayKnight03
      @ModernDayKnight03 9 днів тому

      Same here, and my instructor told me that if you do end up in that situation... Be prepared for injury!
      Oh yeah, and if the attacker is after your money or phone, it's more important to avoid a fight than to lose material posessions.

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey 10 днів тому +2

    7:52 when Wile E coyote gets a sword... Sounds kinda like his over the cliff yell 😅😂

  • @ooston1990
    @ooston1990 9 днів тому +1

    8:59 as someone who has literally never used a sword, switching to a horizontal cut was my first thought as well. These are so funny.

  • @rolandswift4311
    @rolandswift4311 9 днів тому +2

    I think the second clip might be out of context. I think this is supposed to be rehearsing for a fight scene in a play, because it plays out a lot like some clips I've seen about a couple samurai fighting a spider demon(either a tsuchi-gumo or ushi-oni, I cant remember which) who shoot webs at them to tangle them up.

  • @pkun80
    @pkun80 9 днів тому +1

    Showed it to kiddo, he was watching it, and after about halfway he stopped giggling, after the vid he said "I simply couldn't even laugh anymore since their fail exceeded that level"

  • @krayne2084
    @krayne2084 10 днів тому +1

    Awww I liked that action pose in a previous thumbnail lol

  • @musicfanatic24
    @musicfanatic24 9 днів тому +2

    … what? Is happening?
    I’m in Tyranth’s camp: frustrated and exasperated

  • @JacobGreen-j9b
    @JacobGreen-j9b 9 днів тому +3

    About 2:02 only Asoka Tano has sirvived that. So, if you're not a Jedi, d&D character, or a super hero, please don't try it if your life depends on it succeeding.

  • @Just_Pele
    @Just_Pele 10 днів тому +1

    Tyranth looks thrilled.

  • @Max_Flashheart
    @Max_Flashheart 10 днів тому +1

    The double palm sword catch is my favourite I encountered from a friend learning "martial arts" when I was studying Iaido. So we got the bokken out so he can show me how it works. It doesn't and it really can hurt your head and hands.

    • @lordyathnon
      @lordyathnon 8 днів тому

      Brandon Sanderson uses this in one of his books, but they call it the Last Clap, and it usually fails. Like, if you're about to die you might as well try something, lol

  • @ulfhedtyrsson
    @ulfhedtyrsson 10 днів тому +6

    Bro, this shit cannot be real.

  • @Yuy_V.2
    @Yuy_V.2 9 днів тому +1

    8:00 it's called PLOT ARMOR and pretty much every protagonist have it

  • @Bosnerdly
    @Bosnerdly 9 днів тому +4

    NEVER underestimate how stupid people can be when they want to believe...

  • @MmXlover
    @MmXlover 9 днів тому +1

    With you trying this there needs to be two videos, the test and a mcdojo done right where you use last ditch moves like deflections and tackles.

  • @IvGorin
    @IvGorin 9 днів тому +1

    New sword-splitter looks great 👍

  • @martinhope6542
    @martinhope6542 10 днів тому +7

    I remember at an Ikedo class one the pressure piont submissions weren't working on me, yes I could tell where they wanted me to go but could resist it as was stronger than the teacher ended up getting gas lite into submission but the main one was I was asked to punch with intent to there head slightly to thier left and they were meant to intercept and throw me or something well I throw the punch throw the the target area and back to strike position so fast the only thing about them that moved was thier hair from the wind generated from my fist and was told "no no no your pulling your punches, you need to stop where hit the target and leave you fist there.

    • @theKingmaker108
      @theKingmaker108 9 днів тому +2

      That's... something. Follow though is important when punching.

    • @yesway980
      @yesway980 9 днів тому

      Weird how you can't spell Aikido.

    • @martinhope6542
      @martinhope6542 9 днів тому +1

      @yesway980 I'm dyslexic, is that weird?

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 9 днів тому +2

      Sounds like Yonkyou. The pressure point can indeed be difficult to find and the pain isn't that bad. It can be still an effective leverage and esp. with some Atemi it's a workable technique.
      Unfortunately that's often not how it's taught quite often. Many schools like to make you believe that you suddenly have some magical control over your opponent and can make him go in circles around you. You can if they aren't stronger than you and don't have pain resistance but it's a stupid ellaboration that messes up a working technique.

    • @martinhope6542
      @martinhope6542 9 днів тому

      @kaltaron1284 it definitely has it's place and some are more effective than others but there's no guarantee and shouldn't be relied upon I don't think.

  • @LolbertXD
    @LolbertXD 9 днів тому +1

    Hey guys, i just bougt my first longsword, a "Windlass Battlecry Bosworth Longsword" i would love a destruction test from you guys with the same sword.

  • @justinpyle3415
    @justinpyle3415 9 днів тому +1

    Bro the first video would have me demanding my money back

  • @pascal7876
    @pascal7876 10 днів тому +1

    I'd really like to see the alternative moves for self defense done by you guys

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 9 днів тому +1

    At least they could have used pocket sand as a defense.

  • @vsm1456
    @vsm1456 10 днів тому +1

    old manuscripts or treatises sometimes have some questinable illustrations. can it be that these two old guys are reenacting stuff like this? or they mean to show some mythological characters with superhuman speed and strenth?

  • @Jet-lx8uh
    @Jet-lx8uh 9 днів тому +1

    the first one reminds me of loony tunes running off a cliff, and the other character just points down smugly to remind the antagonist that gravity is about to kick in again.

  • @joshuascott3428
    @joshuascott3428 9 днів тому +1

    Maybe the silly string was meant to simulate chain lightning and they were just role playing

  • @Reegeed
    @Reegeed 18 годин тому

    You have the sword split screen. But when you do cameras in the corners, you can use horizontal flail with chain hanging on the side to make some nice frame.

  • @sparkieT88
    @sparkieT88 9 днів тому +1

    The first clip is just Steven Segal from mad tv

  • @FioreLiberi
    @FioreLiberi 10 днів тому

    I think I see the confusion around clips 1 and 4.
    You see Shad they are actually lv. 9 wizards obviously casting “Power word : No Touchies”. Since the wizards weren’t wearing their pointy hats, you can’t expect the swordsmen to have immediately recognized the situation.

  • @mr.mcgurt2679
    @mr.mcgurt2679 9 днів тому +1

    Those hoodies though, I want one.

  • @rjshadow4321
    @rjshadow4321 9 днів тому +3

    there is only one way to win when someone with a sword is attacking and that's if you see a weapon get the f out of the area before the attack happens.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 9 днів тому +1

      Theres always the good old fashioned cowboy draw...

  • @DrakeFoulZeff
    @DrakeFoulZeff 3 дні тому

    This is absoluety something id love to see shad do more of. Getting their take on these whackos is hilarious.

  • @maasbekooy901
    @maasbekooy901 10 днів тому +1

    Nice, sword in the middle

  • @AnthonyMShadows
    @AnthonyMShadows 9 днів тому

    Honestly, that first "demonstration" would be perfect in a fantasy show/movie if the Sensei was a vampire fighting against a normal human opponent, and you wanted to show how badass the vampire character could be. But that's really the only time it makes logical sense.

  • @LawlietCTN
    @LawlietCTN 10 днів тому +2

    The 5:54 technique might actually works, depending on what you throw at your opponent.... but only once.... if you are still close to them within the 10 secs after, your finished ^^

    • @Lithanify
      @Lithanify День тому

      They tell you how it works... POCKET SAND!

  • @davidrussell6767
    @davidrussell6767 9 днів тому

    It is nice to finally be getting recommended shad again on a regular basis!