It's funny because his dad thinks he had the potential to waste.
@@SalemTechsperts Does your dad knows that you are the greatest technician to ever live?
"Is this G5 really G shit" had me dying 😂
had the AMD version and its G shit. In the end it received the New Vegas welcome and never returned.
Solution?
Slap the fan power cable directly to the battery💀
@@SalemTechspertsElon musk wants to hire you to design the thruster for starship
Better to connect it to something like the speaker so it doesn’t waste your battery while the laptop is off
The exotic butters caugh me off guard, nice reference 😂😂
"goes into PowerPoint mode when under stress" is also a pretty fitting description for the first laptop I ever owned.
You'd think it could go at warp speed with the special NCC-1701D magic sauce.
@@-Kozloff I hate to be that guy, but PTM has similar performance to liquid metal while being easier to apply!
I have the G5SE version( the same shell with all AMD chips) when I was doing repaste I found out it has so many thermal pads with their protective films still on. So it explained why it was getting overheated all the time. Quality workmanship from Dell.😂😂😂
By using your sisters toothbrush to clean it out....
brother i dont have a sister
Exotic Butters reference?
You earned this sub like a muthaf****a.
Will you ever apologise for spreading false information about UA-camrs doxxing?
I have one. It does overheat. I removed the grill to allow air flow better and ut dropped like 8 celcius. A cooling base helped by 3 celcius. So it works better now but the Dust and cat hair will become a problem. Its been 4 months.
This is EXACTLY what I had to do with mine that’s used as my media center
Oddly enough, some laptop do work better when the grill removed. Pretty sure I did that on my old Asus and Acer and it work pretty well.😅
Forgot to add, mine is g5 se, you can (barely) use the alienware command center app and press f7 to activate performance Mode, which turns the fans on with full power. And wanted to clarify, I just removed the metal Part of the vents in the back panel, thats what i meant for grill, not the back panel entirely (not native english speaker). I hope it helps other struggling with this pc
Have you tried undervolting? I was able to take 205mv off the CPU and it dropped my temps by 10 degrees.
“By using your sisters toothbrush to clean it out” 💀
-greatest technician that ever lived
Maybe you should have used the NCC-1701-E Thermal Paste. It truly is the Sovereign of thermal pastes.
Definitely gonna wanna skip the NCC-1701-F iteration, though...that got recalled to be discontinued early on due to "problems". But that new NCC-1701-G iteration...idk, that looks kinda tiny compared to the last three, it's like the D, E, & F are Scooby-Doo at various ages, while the G is Scrappy-Doo...
@@DragoonMSRight? I mean we are 2 Enterprises remaining between what we have now and that absolutely girthy as a Toshiba Quasimoto that is the Enterprise-J
@@SalemTechsperts Yes, it keeps your phaser arrays cool under their own fire and yet is less sticky than a divorce lawyer's keyboard.
I have an older model of g5. It was always overheating and I was using Noctua NT-H1. The only solution I could find was to use thermal grizzly liquid metal and the temps are okay now.
I used to have one of these. Dell has the worst support I’ve ever seen, who refused to believe that it was an issue. They sent a repair guy to “fix it”, and all he did was lock the screen at 60hz(should be 144). Eventually, I just had to keep it on low performance mode all the time. At default settings, it can easily hit 100c running games. Never buying a Dell product again.
dell is dogwater when it comes to gaming laptops unless you’re paying premium for an Alienware which is good but overpriced as hell
the only sensible buys from dell are the XPS and inspiron stuff
Latitude stuff* Inspiron is also dogshit. Not as dogshit as HP and Ideapad though.
My Vostro ran for 14 yrs though thier service was outstanding i really don't know how it is but better than HP for sure
The vostro Latitude and XPS or solid the Inspiron metal body build is good as well.
Removing the grill helped with overheating, but dust and cat hair may be an issue.
infinite greatest technical thats ever lived 😂😂😂😂😂
Man ngl that exotic butters really made me crack a laugh
The fact he prob shoots his vids on a phone is crazy good work bro respect
FR I shoot all my vids on my phone and I'm the worst cameraman to ever live
No one gonna comment on the doors theme as background music??? 💀💀💀 It does hit hard
We should bring back the suitcase laptops. Those things were beefy as hell and practically incapable of overheating.
@@keleeeSuitcase laptops were full desktops with an LCD and a place to stuff the keyboard etc. Plus a handle to lift it . Fitting a 4090 GPU in one would be easy!
@@keleee More convenient than a full desktop that would be transported in multiple parts .
you can pretty much build one yourself these days, just requires a bit of modding.
This channel discourages me from buying any brand of laptops at this point
My girlfriend has one. It had a failing ssd within the second year, and I just opened it up yesterday to clean it. They're not good laptops.
In dell's defense, some of the new Dell work laptops are decent. In hp's defense, the hp envy I have had been in good shape for about 7 years it is an aluminum body, so that helps with the hinges not breaking.
@rypsterhc8673 had one and the GPU started dying in July of last year. It was only 17 months old. And also had a non-gaming HP laptop that just died after 1.9 years, when it was sent back from manufacturer repair it was too slow to use. 80x slower than before it broke
If you’re interested in a g5 , read my comment, As a owner of one of these, the fix is get a laptop cooler, drops about 10c-12c, 25$ for the cooler, bought mine for 375$ on eBay , also replacing the stock ssd to one with a heatsink is a must. Things are quirky but for sub 400$ and is on par with some high end systems , it’s a trade off I’m willing to have. Now I’m not an intense gamer, it is a spare system Just in case something were to happen to my main pc, or I want to play games at a friends house , so your mileage may vary. I highly recommend to fellow technicians, not to those who aren’t willing to spend hours pulling your hair out. Also the 2nd ram dimm slot randomly shuts off sometimes lol. Worth under 450$, anything more, buy something nicer.
Every word in every short is highly relatable 😢 love this channel tho. 😂
Exotic butters are a dangerous sign, look out for scoopers
This guy is waking up and reviving the freaking doors community.
Nice Enterprise reference 👍.
I actually have the G5 SE and I was forced to use a Laptop Fan but even then temperature was 80c on peak games.
And yes, the bottom panel is something that blocks airflow.
The greatest technician the greatest technician the greatest technician
Dell G5 owner here. The heat management on the laptop is universally terrible unless you want it as a combo skillet. I "fixed" my laptop's overheating without sparing any performance by buying an aftermarket laptop cooler that has an aluminum grated surface with vents. G5 can now run full throttle and charge without overheating concerns.
Take the dust filters out of the bottom case, they restrict the airflow significantly on most Dell models.
I had a G3 some years ago. And it overheated so much that it melted the internal VGA cable. They fixed it for me for free. But it kept over heating…💔
But it was the best budget gaming laptop for me 🙌.
Now I’m super curious as to why it’s overheating. If it’s not dust, what is it?😂
The CPU needs to be undervolted and the fan curve needs to be more aggressive. But Dell disabled the option to do either of those things.
Not the exotic butter😭😭😭
the greatest dust cloud that ever liged
first my mother, then my sister, bros pulling my whole family
*I hear "exotic butters" and knowing that is from fnaf* me: Subscribes immediately.
I'm getting Doors PTSD from this song. Truly, the best technician that ever lived.
whoever has heard the doors elevator theme, is a true legend
This is the moment of THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT’S EVER LIVED
The 'Your battery is very low' at the end got me 🤣
Exotic butters 💀
Just saw a short from you from 8 months ago, your enthusiasm really has quadrupled over just 7 months XD
As someone who has a G5 and has the exact same internal structure when I took the laptop apart, these laptops are so bad at cooling unless you put the fans at max the whole time
You have to disable turboboost on those laptops to keep them from baking themselves
I remember this, my friend had one that died cause of Dell's terrible BIOS updates.
So originally it had decent cooling though people complained about the fan noise, so they lowered the fanspeed and made the system overheat. People complained again and gave a BIOS revert FOR A LIMITED TIME!
So the final BIOS version is a low top fan speed that'll 100% kill your system and there was nothing you could do about it.
...Gj dell...
Immidiate channel subscription for the FNaF referance. Made my day.
My (free) XPS 9570 has the same cooling for an i7-8750H and 1050 Ti. The i7 can boost to 80W, and that ALONE is too much for the cooling. There is also a dGPU in there.
But surprisingly the biggest problem seems to be that the power delivery stuff has ZERO cooling, so that overheats and then everything else slows down too.
And I can't forget to mention that the battery discharges while "running" games.
Thanks for reminder to clean up my laptop's vents
Didn't do that for some time so I have to do it today
As a G5 owner it’s great except the small bottom vents. But recently for some unknown reason the LDC screen cable randomly broke, other than that it has served me well
"NCC-1701D" *Star Trek Mind activated*
One thought I had is, if it originally had liquid metal on the CPU, perhaps it needs that to transfer the heat properly.
I love the sister location jokes
The way to fix this is u rip the dust filters off to open up air flow it works a treat I have the same laptop
I have a Dell G3 same generation, removed the dust filter for better airflow, installed dell power management or whatever it's called to change the fan curve preset. Now it's much louder and I don't place it on anything except for a clean desk but temps are okay.
I clicked for the Star Trek reference, and I was not disappointed! :)
Yes. I have that exact model. If you put something underneath it it won't go nuts. Also turn off turbo boost in the bios. The laptop can't handle it.
I have a G7 and been playing on it for 4 years with average 20-50 hours a week. Even when overclocking, the worst that happens is that it shuts down, but it still works. Only issue now is horizontal lines on display when running 60 hz using ddr.
"Exotic Butters..."
No, really, what the actual fuck was that?!
It's actually thermal pads. They didn't remove films from those at the assembly plant. That's insane
I have a second hand G5 and it having a terrible hinged which i super glued back twice and i just put it against a box and hits 80 to 90, though i haven't cleaned the mesh using the toothbrush. Anyday the battery may give me a lovely surprise as it's bit bloated.
I have a G7. I have tormented it and kept it running straight for basically 5 years straight, squeezing maximum performance at every turn. The best heating trick I use is just raising it off the ground with two thin blocks of wood.
It’s reduced to a potato now but this is primarily due to storage being 2gb spare.
Blud summoned a whole entire community with *EXOTIC BUTTERS*
The best solution is to apply Phase Change Material (PCM) like Honeywell PTM7950, Upsiren PCM-1. Replace the thermal pads with thermal putty Upsiren UX Pro and performing undervolting.
Check for separation , try thicker high quality pads , run the diaplay in a lower resolution and check for compatibility issues like bottlenecks due to cpu load. You could lower the power profile as well and set the fans to run at 80-100% at all times. Check if adding extra thermal pads to transfer heat to the pipes would help. Add pads to the memeory chips and hard-drive. Run it on low quality appearance as well. How the battery performing? Could it be over heating and or dead causing constant power draw ? Lower the ram oc, cpu oc and gpu oc too
Thermal paste which works great on desktops cpu usually sucks when being put into laptops. Like Noctua NT-H1 and MX4/MX5, nobody uses that for laptops. You could use Kryonaut or PTM7950 from Honeywell, which is very popular in the gaming laptop scene.
Idk how but he sounded like he voiced the "exotic butters" voiceline
I have a mid-2012 MacBook Pro that I thermally modified (removed the metal backplate and used the bottom case part instead) (The MacBook Pro has Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut Extreme) and well it doesn’t overheat. The MacBook automatically adjusted its fan curve over months of use and the second the cpu cores hit 85c under load the fans start spinning.
Imagine opening the computer case, cleaning the vents, putting new thermal paste and the computer still same
Fun fact: every laptops with i7 10th gen overheat, the high end CPUs of this gen are built to run around 80/90°
Your dad must have extremely high standards if *the greatest technician that has ever lived* doesnt meet his expectations.
I've always liked that you have Roblox Doors music playing in the background on your gaming laptop videos
Exotic butters gave me a crazy nostalgia hit.
i almost rolled to the endless void of space when i saw taht he has RTX 2060
(still laughing)
exotic butters once again makes a grand return
Those things really do suck right out of the box. They probably would make a good outside laptop if its subzero out
Genuinely entertaining ty
“Power point mode” is a great phrase. I noticed you accidentally installed Doors instead of Windows. 👀
Most important parts of a gaming laptop
-Dust
-Overheating
*-Exotic butter*
Things like this make me glad to have NitroSense, adjustable fan speeds are a godsend
Anyone else notice the paste was called 1701-D? Like the Enterprise?
serviced many of those laptops, the Issue is that those were designed for much lower specs like a 1660ti, and they forced the MAX -Q Designs, you can have them work no issues if you set the power targets to the lowest point (like a 55w tdp on the gpu), and having them a ventilated base,
this has happened since 2005 lol, they're trying to fit a lambo v10 into a vw beetle chassis and not fitting enough cooling
Yo! A Star trek reference by my favorite shorts youtuber!
I ran into an HP Envy 3D that was like that out of the box. The customer eventually sold it.
This looks like a signal filter somewhere is defective..
Yeah, I write thhis comment using exactly this model. Temp management is a mess but it survived 4 years and counting.
I have one too, on resource demanding games it does over heat ofc, but which laptop doesn't, it's been in service for a year now and I'm satisfied with it.
I have a G3 with the same frame/cooling setup, but a 6 core 9th Gen i7 instead, and a GTX 1650. Even with me redoing the thermal paste and cleaning out the vents/heatsinks it still spins those fans like a mofo if you're doing anything intensive or using the dGPU. Mine will throttle itself pretty easily at 100c, so it makes sense that a newer system with a significantly more powerful GPU using the same cooling setup would constantly be shitting the bed.
i was not ready for an "exotic butters" while listening to the greatest technician that has ever lived
This guy has the best intrusive thoughts
I’m i the only one that noticed that you literally showed his product key in part of the video
The issue with old G5 and G7 is the optimization that was made. Basically the only way to fix the overheating is undervolting, and that's about it. Different from the newer G15 model that had an actually decent heatsink, and even with that it can hit 100c temps under heavy gaming. But if you undervolt it will also work smooth. So yeah, no one knows what Dell had in mind to not put a heatsink that can endure the heat produced.
(Some ppl do crazy heatsink mods, but it's too advanced and kinda expensive)
The person that messed with liquid metal messed up cooling. You may have to add a layer of metal sheet between core and heatsink.
That exotic butters was on point
What aggravates me the most is this thing overheats brand new out of the box, just like many other gaming laptops. Then they disable undervolting (so you have to manually edit the BIOS which is sketchy af) and don’t give you the ability to manually control the fan speed (the fans don't kick on until the thing is at 100c for like 30 seconds ffs). You CAN download a 3rd party program and a bunch of plugins to help, but WTF? It’s like buying a Lambo and having it governed at 75mph.
Thermal pipes degraded.
The entire first part made sense, idk what governed is! Though
@@Gomer._. When an engine is governed, it is limited in power by something other than the engine itself. Most rental go karts are governed to be significantly slower than they can be.
"The fans don't kick in until reaching 100 C"
Sounds like a MacBook syndrome before M1
Old g5 issues .Dell g15 doesnt have these. You cannot undervolt ryzen versions but you can lock the tdp and temp then it automatically undervolts. I use ryzen controller to do this.
You can use alienware commandcenter (if you have it)to maually do fan curves