They would be late on the first months rent 😂 Not responsible enough. The funny thing is people who don’t speak the language come here, figure out what is needed and open stores in their neighborhood.
So true. I purchased a tub of ice cream from a small Montego Bay outlet only to find it full of frozen water. Went back the following day, and the shopkeeper refused my entry because it had been raining, and I was dripping wet! On another occasion, accompanied with my girlfriend, I visited a surf & turf restaurant also in Montego Bay. Little did I know that I had to pay them $59 in advance! The surf turned out to be tiny sewage crabs the size of a match box, and there were no turfs - BBQ beef. We just decided to leave without eating a thing. I didn't even ask for my money back. Hobbling behind us was a fellow waving his arms. I thought he'd come to give us our money back, but instead, he demanded the payment for the service charge!
“ you don’t hear about inflation innat , recession innat living in America & just knowing that the Uk mandem know the struggle rn got me In tears 😭😭😂😂😂😂free everybody from the inflation badness
@@user-vw6bk4pb4lit doesn’t matter, he’s supporting black owned business, which we all need to be doing. You’d rather buy cheap poop covered drinks from the Asians but not a freshly imported but slightly more expensive drinks from the black man.
The best part is that people come here, don’t speak English and still can figure out how to open a corner store. You know who cant and has been here for a long time? 😂 too irresponsible
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The man in the background thinking you're crazy 😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
😂😂😂😂
I get such secondhand embarrassment but I love these skits Dylan and his bros don't care who watches when they film, they still continue.
Mad A to the rescue you know 😂
He tapped he’s nuts he’s straight bonkers…. Crazy
Mad A put two man in headlock dont mess with bro 😤😂
50 bags💀😭
😂😂😂😂
The way he looked bare pissed off that he had to stand up 😂😂😂😂😂
They would be late on the first months rent 😂 Not responsible enough. The funny thing is people who don’t speak the language come here, figure out what is needed and open stores in their neighborhood.
I can’t tell if that white man was acting or actually there to shop😂
Quick cameo ting big up Jack 😂
Dude looked so confused 😂
So true. I purchased a tub of ice cream from a small Montego Bay outlet only to find it full of frozen water. Went back the following day, and the shopkeeper refused my entry because it had been raining, and I was dripping wet!
On another occasion, accompanied with my girlfriend, I visited a surf & turf restaurant also in Montego Bay. Little did I know that I had to pay them $59 in advance!
The surf turned out to be tiny sewage crabs the size of a match box, and there were no turfs - BBQ beef.
We just decided to leave without eating a thing. I didn't even ask for my money back. Hobbling behind us was a fellow waving his arms. I thought he'd come to give us our money back, but instead, he demanded the payment for the service charge!
This original as heck brodie, i fw it hard
u don't fw it soft⁉️
@@yeet-- 💀
Please say you're American
Huh?
Yes
50 Bags 😂😭😭😭😭
Let’s be honest, Mad A just did it for a bit of a laugh and exercise. The true owner of the roads 😤
50 bags?!! Had to look it up but I believe that’s £50k! Man ain’t ramping with his protection fee 😁
XD yeah "bag" means thousand. Guy's out here saving lives for deposit money. I dunno if he's a hero or a villain at this point
Rhyming slang - bag of sand = a grand.
2 cups of magnum for £5 💀💀
NAAAAH HE NEEDS A SHOW SERIES THIS GUY IS TOO FUNNY
Yeah this is first time I seen him and he’s spot on. 👌👍
Mad A unlocked teleportation abilities?😭
Mad A learned Instant Transmission, he’s as strong as Dragon Ball Z characters now 😂 It’s over
i lost it when he ran in the shop
this was really well executed man
We love Daryl and his geezer mode 😂😂😂 us black brits man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 i carnt breath this guy too much man said "2 for 5£ slapped man with 2 cups of maggy 😂😅😂
aaaah this videos is acc too accurate😭😭😭. 2:43 man said "Bossman close the shop"😂 I Shouldn't even be laughing at that one 💀
Mad A😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The bit when man run in the shop he act like he don’t see nothing then charge man 50 bags 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯your life would have got taken 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ you don’t hear about inflation innat , recession innat living in America & just knowing that the Uk mandem know the struggle rn got me In tears 😭😭😂😂😂😂free everybody from the inflation badness
I aint laughed at a skit in years until i watched this
Mad A is the goat without ever speaking
hahahahaha man made a point at the end tho, 50 bucks for having your life saved is fair enough
50 bags, not bucks. That's 50 thousand. Bags of sand = grand.
@@bibblybobbly9951 oooh holy shii i thought he said bucks, english isn't my first language so I didn't know about bags thank you mate
"Make sure you roll dangerous yeah" 😂😂😂
*Start making short movies 😂😂😂 you’ll go clear*
LOOOOOOOOOL mad-a on a Batman ting 😂
You are definitely underrated? The sheer chaos was executed to perfection 😅😂
The way those hoods just _slidddd_ backwards out of the shop, like the dude had them in a Vulcan Death Grip or something... 😆
Never heard of Magnum Tonic Wine before, had to look it up. I’m sure the customer wanted Magnum ice creams of course 😂
Luvvv my Ugandan brothaaaa ❤
This shopkeeper is hella shady
From when he’s playing the j hus in the background 😂😂that’s only on UA-cam and soundcloud uno
Man used his cig to bill it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You might be the first to notice 😂🤝
@@JustDylanTV broo that was too funny man keep the content coming bro 🤣🤣🤣🔥
Lucky to actually have one near me, discovering Nigerian Fanta was the best thing to happen to my flavour impoverished white mouth in February
How much is that Fanta though?😅
@@user-vw6bk4pb4l £1.30 I think
@@user-vw6bk4pb4l9.99😂😂😂😂
@@user-vw6bk4pb4lit doesn’t matter, he’s supporting black owned business, which we all need to be doing. You’d rather buy cheap poop covered drinks from the Asians but not a freshly imported but slightly more expensive drinks from the black man.
@@DatActiveGuyStop making assumptions...
Mad A always handling business in silence 😭
nahh the maggy one killed me🤣
Man said two cups and then drank the magnum 😂😂😂
I miss these kinda videos 😭😭🔥🔥
A man said roll dangerous at the end 😂😂
Swear that’s angry shop keepers shop 😂
2 cups Magnum for £5 when a bottle cost a fiver! 😂😂😂
when I lived in Hackney late 1980s shopping on Mare Street was like that,
it was nicknamed the murder mile back then, snorting fun and guns broh,
We need the African skits back
Bruh, by throwing that Turkish Marlboro pack on the table, you literally exposed the shop selling illegal tobacco! 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it was his own personal deck, no evidence officer 👮
Ur a fed
Biggest fed making comments like this
total fed
this guy needs to be in movies fr 😭😭
Disturbingly accurate but funny.
Makes me wish I was born in 1885 though.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can see this with certain man still 💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
forgot how funny this guys skits were
I wouldn't worry, owning a corner shop involves early mornings & hard work!
This is good man.
Customer speaking a proper English dialect. Good lad.
Good work bro love the vids 😂
“this my brudda mad a, he’s mad, he’s tapped, he’s crazy”
He reminds me of the Mario jump sound when he says "alright!?"
Bro eyes do all the acting. He literally doesn’t need to say anything. Jean get over here and look at this
My guy 😆👀
You just made me open it g 😂😭
50 bags 😂😂😂😂
This brudda never fails 😂😂😂
Why have I never seen a black corner shop worker? Only just realised
There's actually a few in brum
@@ramowick2583 fair enough, in London they're all south Asian with some white ones on occasion
Bro charged 50 bags for helping him not die😭😭😭😭
And they wonder why they’ve be left behind.
Mad A hero arc
They would never own one, most of them don't like work.
This shops 3 mins away frm my yard😂
Yo yo yo I can't have dem roadmenz in mah shop
It would pretty much be like that 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂. Consistency bro
Roll dangerous 😂
I would laugh but it is way too close to the truth of what it is like in this country now
lost it on the magnum bit
Don’t know what to do for you my brother.
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I just watched my corner shop 😂
Probably accurate in londonstan.
Whinging everywhere are we
Love your content but plz drop more
Ohh so thats what Antony (Mad A) Martial is doing nowadays 😂
Ay, what's that track in the beginning
😂😂😂 Neva miss
Hilarious 😂
2:00 a what...? 😂
Is 50 bags. 500quid or 50.grand?
I missed this genius
ok but why have i experienced the drink and parcel one..
50 bags! Really ‘bro lol 😂
And you're black! 😂 Oh my God what a (also Somali) culture.
make sure you roll dangerous.
Totally 💯's, hilarious
Buddy store gonna get rob or burn down by a disgruntled customer
Does anyone realize the guy who knew me didn't own an actual store just sone guy who sat inside a room filled with lounge shit
Dilly dally 😂
Yeooooo🙌🏿bless up brother
Mad A unlocked teleportation abilities?
that is ONE TO ONE like in berlin but the clerks are white (and black too tbh)
That shit was too funny gotta hand it to ya
As if they'd come into work
The best part is that people come here, don’t speak English and still can figure out how to open a corner store. You know who cant and has been here for a long time? 😂 too irresponsible
i knew this guy lived in enfield
hold on 19.49 for some disarono out in the states you paying 25-30😂😂
did u see the man 🤣🤣
Lemme get a remmi.