My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone. I like hands.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
The close door button is there so if you need to get away from someone you can go to the elevator and quickly close the door to keep them from getting to you this is super helpful if you’re super unlucky and you’re being chased by a serial killer and you need to escape in the elevator 😅
Workers at haribo be like: Guy: ok haribo, we have a red gummy bear, what is this flavor to you Haribo: hmmmmm..... guacamole with 10 nachos that have cheese and are soggy Guy:OMG IT IS NOT GREEN Haribo:wdym it is green Guy:ARE YOU COLORBLIND Haribo:please calm down Guy:ok here a yellow one, what flaavoe is this Haribo:yellow water with paper sinked into it and then the guy ate the paper and pooped out it Guy:yea- YOU KNOW WHAT HARIBO IM SO SICK OF THIS GOLDWN FLAVOR???? YELLOW BUT STRAWBERRY???? RED
The Mona Lisa one is crazy tho-
I mean its a woman
It is very normal compared to other things...
*Who the duck wants to make a tank pregnant?*
JoJo refference
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@Diskette.we didn’t have to know your entire everyday lore
@@Da_Cute_Emergency_Foodthat's a jojo reference
I hope the mailbox is just a paper shredder 💀
ikr
Tennis ball bfdi profile picture
@@liamhfjonerealhello my friend how are things with your mom and dad
W pfp
"YOYLECAKE" ahh pfp 💀
The red one is RASPBERRY 💀
that's not that bad compared to green being strawberry
69 likes don't like and thats crazy
@@charlesjaja6751somebody ruined it
@@Jose4la aw
@@charlesjaja6751sorry it's not my fault
Clearly there are a lot of yoshikage Kira’s out there
H a y a t o
Killer queen!!!
They have an entire mailbox for yoshikage kira😭😭😭😭
HA I was just about to say something like that
Strawberry
My name is Kira yoshikage I'm 33 years old...
Yeah correct.
Oh you got here before me
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I like hands.
HELP.. 😭😭
When he mentioned Mona Lisa, I KNEW someone was gonna say this
Bro did he do a love letter from Kira?
Is that a jojo refrence
womp womp
Kira is definitely the guy who's still sending love letters to Mona Lisa
jojo reference _breaking down_
HI
Sanji laughing in the corner
@@Elitesima you son of a SIMP!
Blow me up using killer queen right now right here!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Did bro just summon the whole total drama fandom? 😀
Nah he summoned the whole JoJo fandom
J o j o
Technoblade Never Dies😭
Kira yoshikage lore:
They really made a mailbox for Yoshikage Kira to simp over her hands
Jojo reference goes insane 😂😂
If kira knew about the mona lisa mailbox it would explode
NOT THE TOTAL DRAMA CONFESSIONAL.
I just noticed it
The green HAR-EE-BO?
what in the america-
i used to pronounce it like that
**Kira yoshikage theme intensifies**
Me fr
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@HollowGhost64I ain’t reading alla dat
@@oostersam30you will read "allat" cause "allat" is peak
"something that would make sense" *proceeds to show a baby ogre from shrek*
real 💀
😭
I mean… they are tasty
The monalisa is a painting of a married woman and also her name is lisa gheradini or lisa delgicongo
"Im Simping over a green frog" - The entire UA-cam community
FR(og)
This comment feels like something Natalia from his discord will say
@@Itz_Glitzy lol true 🤣🤣
Mona Lisa is hot ngl 💀💀💀
What the
wtf
What the actually fuck💀
Thats Kira Yoshikage, go get 'em lads!
bro she’s dead ☠️
I can’t be the only only person who noticed the total drama island confessional
"Mona lisa receives millions of love letters"
Blonde purple suited office worker: *sweats profusely*
I CANT EB THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW HIM IN THE TOTAL DRAMA CONFESSIONAL
Brro rlly thought he was sneaking that total drama island confession booth
That’s what I’m saying
Just realized
i didnt know the mona lisa had them size 3D knockers 😏
i would write some unspeakable things to a zero two painting 😳
WHAT
WHAT
Same tbh
I can confirm it did 5x my salary, I went from $0 all the way to $0!
Wow I need to do sub
It works! I got $-5 to $-25
New flavor unlocked: Green Strawberry
the true meaning of: "this whole generation is a simp"
The magazine gen was too sober.😂
Using the word Simp in 2024 is honestly crazy bro
@@JorgeMaquiver what.
He makes me laugh all the time😂😂😂❤❤
I’d honestly steal the painting for… research purposes 🗿🍷
🗿
Kira Yoshikage BOKI
Yeah, they definitely won’t be getting the hands back when you’re done
,, Omg im ganna read them so bad '' 💀
IM STILL PISSED ABOUT THE HAIRBO STRAWBERRY THING! WHY THE HELL IS IT GREEN?
Because raspberry is red?
@@Child_In_A_T-26 well then make it pink
@@wwooaahh fair point
I thought that there are the flavors of each color on the back😅(green is apple flavor)
@@apolonio-ku5hf Apple sadly isn’t a flavor
The elevator one is because the button still works for emergency workers.
I love how badly he spells subscribe😂😂😂😂
I would fall for Mona lisa too ngl
Another random fact: California produces 80 percent of the worlds almonds.
This deserves sub
Extra fun fact: The national animal of wales is a dragon
Bro why is Kira sending all the love letters
The haribo gummies strawberry thing ruined my childhood
Did you know that the national animal of Wales is a dragon
The last one made no sense, truly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wales national animals is a dragon
We becoming Kira with this one
Bro did us dirty with the thumbnail 💀
Day 4 of asking for the *MODS TIER LIST*
The close door button is there so if you need to get away from someone you can go to the elevator and quickly close the door to keep them from getting to you this is super helpful if you’re super unlucky and you’re being chased by a serial killer and you need to escape in the elevator 😅
i've never been more proud to be a scotsman
As a Scottish person, we’re all Broneys you gotta trust me
Ayo the shreak baby at the first one 💀
meanwhile me in wales knowing that hes gonna be talking about my animal on the welsh flag
strawberry in candy is usually green cuz... the original red dye... was banned...
I guessed the strawberry flavor the first time, LET'S GOOOOO
1500's: what a beautiful painting
2024: s i m p s
I knew I wasn’t tweaking when my close elevator door wasn’t working..
Me too, I was like when I was younger, “Why is the strawberry flavored green gummy bear green when strawberrys are red?”.
I think youve summoned cheappickle in a unicorn costume
Fun fact: there is also a unicorn on the Canadian coat of arms
Amazing thumbnail
BRO WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN I SAW AN ADD FOR LOTION😂😂😂😂😂
TOTAL DRAMA CONFISINALL
I think the mona lisa one makes sense- probably kira yoshikage’s letters
Kira yoshikage literallybjerked off the hands of mona lisa (JJBA, DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE)
They have the closed door button in case a murderer on the way
Fun fact, you can get a unicorn hunting license.
The fact it had a baby as a flavor is crazy i would not recomend doing that
Yup, that's right, we like unicorns!
How they do fun facts be like:
Fun fact: 3d deez nuts is a toad
“As a gummy bear fan I knew
It was strawberry “
Said only me
My name is yoshikage kira-
You are going on a hit list for saying haribos like that
As someone with a strawberry allergy, i agree that the first one is insanely stupid.
I fw with you so much, pls don't die 🙏🏾😭😭
The national animal of Scotland is a fucking unicorn LMFAO😭🙏
Bro, what were the creators of the gummy bears thinking with strawberries what the creators eat the top of them?😂
The reason Scotland's animal is a unicorn is because we're better jk it's very goofy
Here in Australia the green gummy bear is actually green apple
The only reason I see the green Haribo gummy is flavored strawberry is because the person who made the flavor was color-blind? IDK. :\
"you can 5x your monthly salary by subscribing"
man 0x5 is still 0
“Who are they trying to appeal to me? Because it’s working”
Kira is the only one using the mailbox
Fun fact: in the first seconds of the video theres a qr code that leads to 3deez's discord server
meanwhile wales with a dragon as their national animal
Tbh the national animal of scotland picture u did was cute
when he said SO BAD he looked from a analog horror series
CONTINUE LONG FORM CONTENT🙏🙏
'' atachiwa Kira yoshikage... '' ahh mail box 😾💥
Mona lisa???? JOJO REFERENCE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yeah, our national animal is a unicorn, makes no sense.
THE SECOND MONA LISA GYATT DAYUM
Workers at haribo be like:
Guy: ok haribo, we have a red gummy bear, what is this flavor to you
Haribo: hmmmmm..... guacamole with 10 nachos that have cheese and are soggy
Guy:OMG IT IS NOT GREEN
Haribo:wdym it is green
Guy:ARE YOU COLORBLIND
Haribo:please calm down
Guy:ok here a yellow one, what flaavoe is this
Haribo:yellow water with paper sinked into it and then the guy ate the paper and pooped out it
Guy:yea- YOU KNOW WHAT HARIBO IM SO SICK OF THIS GOLDWN FLAVOR???? YELLOW BUT STRAWBERRY???? RED
The mona lisa is a jojo refference
BRO IS JUST A PAINTING 😭💀
The Mona Lisa is like half the size of other paintings
you've just gained a subscriber
Fudge you the national animal Scotland is a unicorn, but that just makes it unique
That is the most Scottish thing i have ever heard
It's disappointing that there's actually mona lisa R34
"The monaliza one be like"
I am yoshikage kira i am 33 years old.
When he did the pause thing it looked like he was crying