Trump LIVID About Election Results, Fetterman Beats Dr. Oz & Herschel Unfazed and Unintelligible

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  • The CMA Awards aired on ABC, Democrats were riding the high after election night even though they probably lost the House and could still lose the Senate, MAGA-Land was expecting a big victory, we are still awaiting results from a couple of key states including Arizona and Nevada, it appears Lauren Boebert of Colorado might be out of a job, Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock are headed to a runoff and Herschel remains unfazed and unintelligible, at the Governor level Democrats had their best midterm since 1986, John Fetterman beat Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania and Trump is said to be livid over the loss, prevailing wisdom among Democrats and Republicans is that they might have done better without Trump, Rudy Giuliani provided some excellent election day coverage, five states voted on whether slavery should be banned, recreational cannabis was on the ballot in a number of states, and focus now shifts to who will run in 2024, including someone who just entered the world of board games to burnish his financial credentials.
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  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +2847

    Any time Trump is angry, you know democracy is safe. Also, WTF, Georgia? First no Stacy Abrams, now a possible Herschel Walker? Seriously?

    • @slimkim2506
      @slimkim2506 Рік тому +108

      Agreed

    • @Tris-Mimi
      @Tris-Mimi Рік тому

      Georgians don’t deserve her

    • @mort8143
      @mort8143 Рік тому +85

      Georgia's on my mind.

    • @harryh5620
      @harryh5620 Рік тому

      yeah. People here are idiots. And they worship football players.

    • @squid_fish
      @squid_fish Рік тому +177

      It catches FL vibes for questionable elementary education

  • @kevinathans4191
    @kevinathans4191 Рік тому +306

    I think I got dumber trying to figure out what Walker was saying...

    • @alexisfrank3585
      @alexisfrank3585 Рік тому +7

      That reminds me of that line in Billy Madison 🤣. Great comment👍

    • @preciousbeautyj1043
      @preciousbeautyj1043 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому

      No blue wave either! Roe vs Wade and Jan 6 committee doesn't help democrats after all in this mid term election. No republican is unseat in the house and Senate probably gonna be the same 50 / 50 😂😂

    • @alexisfrank3585
      @alexisfrank3585 Рік тому

      @@POPCORN_BRAWL Maybe he was listening to the Let It Be album before his speech??? Dig a Pony??? That's all I got🤷‍♀️

    • @plansaremeanttochange
      @plansaremeanttochange Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @marykaybrewster
    @marykaybrewster Рік тому +66

    I often worry about normal people I know that live in Georgia (and Florida)
    I am sorry for you. A thing like MTG is bad enough but Herschel Walker is even more embarrassing. Pray for the pastor!

    • @victoriafoster9202
      @victoriafoster9202 Рік тому +1

      Yes, we are accepting prayers!!

    • @76ersball
      @76ersball Рік тому

      Nice thought at least half of us have it together. and Thankyou Jesus I guess the State Supreme Courts in Georgia are pretty smart. Peace

    • @BombShopUniverse
      @BombShopUniverse Рік тому

      Yeah because California, NYC, Portland are great examples of how well YOUR people lead a state. You're sick in the head

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid Рік тому

      Two words: Joe Biden. Two more Raphael Warnock. phony minister OK four, you got a bonus.

  • @greyeaglem
    @greyeaglem Рік тому +139

    Rudy pointing to GA and calling it WI (more than once) had me rolling. I can't believe Jimmy didn't point that out. Wisconsin wasn't even on the board.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Рік тому +4

      I _think_ to (just this once) be fair to Re-Count Chuckula it was obscured by the Shure mic - just under under GA! He jabbed at it a few times with his er... little stick. 😂

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Рік тому +5

      @@221b-Maker-Street yeah, I agree I think it was obscured by the mic, but that whole Rudy video had the feel of 1990's public access TV 😂.

    • @debb8321
      @debb8321 Рік тому +2

      thank you for that additional laugh! 😄

    • @BarbaraMatteau
      @BarbaraMatteau Рік тому

      I know, I thought the same!

  • @ForAnAngel
    @ForAnAngel Рік тому +288

    The most disappointing result for me is Stacey Abrams losing again.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Рік тому +44

      Beto and Ryan too 😢

    • @anitakeegan7950
      @anitakeegan7950 Рік тому +28

      Me too! I was so hoping for Beto & Tim. Bummer!

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому +6

      George Soros crying 😂😂

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Рік тому +27

      ​@@Saiputera Its trump you're seeing crying there mate.

    • @hainedogg
      @hainedogg Рік тому

      Shocker

  • @davidmcc6666
    @davidmcc6666 Рік тому +1364

    There isn't one person outside America who would vote for Herschel Walker. What's wrong with these people?

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Рік тому

      Yay no more racism ..crime is still rampant and inflation is out of control but we did it America !! All hail the woke weakies

    • @jonathankhare2966
      @jonathankhare2966 Рік тому

      UK voted for Boris Johnson and Philippines voted for Duerte. Don’t underestimate how widespread stupidity can be.

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Рік тому +1

      Answer: Idiots.

    • @SanLKyou
      @SanLKyou Рік тому +125

      Lack of critical thinking and logic.

    • @secondone6833
      @secondone6833 Рік тому +83

      What's wrong???? THEY'RE insane 🤣

  • @r123brown
    @r123brown Рік тому +6

    Thank you Jimmy for keeping me sane over the last 6 years

    • @shaunrichards4821
      @shaunrichards4821 Рік тому

      Lmao you call this little weird b***h sane

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  • @williamroark
    @williamroark Рік тому +6

    Hershel Walker is in NO WAY “QUALIFIED” to even BE on that stage!!!! 🙄
    GOOD JOB GEORGIA 🙄😡

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  • @gemini2332
    @gemini2332 Рік тому +35

    Hi, foreigner here. Every time Walker speaks I can only hear Boomhauer from King of rhe Hill and a Banjo. Please put subtitles. The idea of him addressing your congress makes me cry from laughter

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому +3

      Thanks for caring!

    • @brokenangel2224
      @brokenangel2224 Рік тому +2

      I feel the same way, and I'm an American.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +4

      Sorry hun, in order to use sub titles, SOMEBODY has to be able to understand what he's saying...🤪

    • @gemini2332
      @gemini2332 Рік тому +1

      @@p.j.m.d.1948 🤣🤣

    • @gemini2332
      @gemini2332 Рік тому +2

      @@p.j.m.d.1948 you reminded me of a clip i saw on the daily show of Desi interviewing news translators for overseas audience. Their facial expressions after watching trump speeches. I cried

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 Рік тому +1660

    As a Georgian, believe me, us reasonable ones know how insane this is and are thoroughly ashamed. But remember that Brad Raffensburger has put SO many rules in place to make voting harder. We are more of a majority than it looks like. They get where they are by screwing with the rules.

    • @P90X490104
      @P90X490104 Рік тому +51

      Is there any way around those rules for the runoff?

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому +73

      Man, so very sorry to hear that! Here's hoping you all can get that repaired in the future. God bless!

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Рік тому +22

      *WE reasonable ones

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому

      No blue wave either! Roe vs Wade and Jan 6 committee doesn't help democrats after all in this mid term election. No republican is unseat in the house and Senate probably gonna be the same 50 / 50 😂😂

    • @paulweston8408
      @paulweston8408 Рік тому +90

      Thank you to all the sane voters in America!!! Since Georgia made it a crime to give someone in line a bottle of water, we get it's hard. Thank you again for 2020...minus MTG!!! THAT ONE IS NOT FORGIVABLE.

  • @andrealenze8161
    @andrealenze8161 Рік тому +79

    “All knocked up” 😂😂😂 Good one Jimmy, sorry it seemed to go right over your audience’s head

    • @katc6128
      @katc6128 Рік тому +4

      Hahaha I noticed that too. Wake up audience :P Jimmy was on a roll tonight!!

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Рік тому +1

      Maybe they are similar to my older sister (i am female, 50+)
      She, our grandmother and i used to love to watch the tv show “The Golden Girls.”
      One of them would tell a joke, my grandmother and i would start laughing, but not my sister.
      Several minutes later, my sister would start laughing, she finally got the joke.

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 Рік тому

      If youre scared to lose to your own ego then you're not winning for anybody

  • @RRyan-pq5xd
    @RRyan-pq5xd Рік тому +2

    Jimmy...always ON POINT. Keep calling out the clowns.

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 Рік тому +923

    Listen to Herschel. Imagine that being your coworker. Imagine him in a congressional hearing, questioning people. Imagine him having a say in your social security, healthcare etc. George Wallace said it best "putting Herschel Walker in office makes as much sense as putting an ashtray on a motorcycle..."

    • @aandyherr817
      @aandyherr817 Рік тому +9

      I know people like that…

    • @korndog6221
      @korndog6221 Рік тому

      Just imagine fetterman that is what u call brain damaged when you can't even complete 3 sentences

    • @traceykoontz2868
      @traceykoontz2868 Рік тому +20

      That nails it.

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 Рік тому +19

      Perfectly said, sorta like "throw out the Hershel with the bathwater" 😏

    • @0utcast
      @0utcast Рік тому +25

      walker is the real life example of your coworker who wears a plastic helmet.

  • @odcrpo
    @odcrpo Рік тому +37

    What is Hershel even saying? Train wreck

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Was he out there looking for dead people again oh wait that was Joe Biden sorry

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden Рік тому

      Imagine listening to that and thinking, "I want this man as my senator." I wish Georgia wasn't part of our union, imagine those kinds of people. I don't want to live with those chimps.

  • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
    @Lon.BedStuyforLife Рік тому +11

    6:40 I love when that lady in the background realized that she was being recorded and she BOUNCED! She was like, "I just came here to get a coffee and a sandwich. I don't want to be on camera!" And what is most ironic is that at that same time, Oz was talking about all the support for him from the people behind him! 👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣

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  • @kiowahorse2561
    @kiowahorse2561 Рік тому +9

    Anyone else notice that Giuliani's whiteboard didn't even have Wisconsin's initials written on it?? He was pointing at Georgia. Lmao

  • @lhoward9593
    @lhoward9593 Рік тому +662

    Whenever Trump is angry, an angel gets its wings...

    • @pauljenner2680
      @pauljenner2680 Рік тому

      what are you saying no angels have wings, lol, well from this point they will get their wings for every corrupt demonrat that goes to jail, that;s a hell of a lot of wings

    • @MB-rr1fb
      @MB-rr1fb Рік тому +22

      @Savior Money magat

    • @johne.8939
      @johne.8939 Рік тому +8

      MagaMagaMaga….. feeling triggered by the boogeyman?

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia Рік тому +15

      @Savior Money cringe.... I hate when jokes don't land. I feel embarrassed for you.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому

      No blue wave either! Roe vs Wade and Jan 6 committee doesn't help democrats after all in this mid term election. No republican is unseat in the house and Senate probably gonna be the same 50 / 50 😂😂

  • @andremadeira6916
    @andremadeira6916 Рік тому +514

    So good to know America hasn't gone full insane. Australia appreciates the good influence

    • @BD-eu1id
      @BD-eu1id Рік тому +26

      The bar is so low now… sigh.

    • @leadoucet1432
      @leadoucet1432 Рік тому +28

      So does Canada

    • @polardiscoball
      @polardiscoball Рік тому +1

      lump is now just a weak marginalized ‘want to be’ fascist 😌
      Not a leader
      hump is political suicide 😊
      DeSantis is now the future of American fascism. 😊
      See y’all at the book burnin tonight? 🔥

    • @Caa310
      @Caa310 Рік тому +9

      Here here!

    • @mort8143
      @mort8143 Рік тому +4

      Yep. I'm more worried about a christian Tehran replacing Washington, than Albanese and what's his name?

  • @ramonwilts
    @ramonwilts Рік тому +5

    Well done friends.
    Love from Holland, Europe.

  • @iansampson2477
    @iansampson2477 Рік тому +78

    It's not so much a red wave as a blue middle finger.

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +4

      There's a T-shirt idea..

    • @charronrose68
      @charronrose68 Рік тому +1

      Yet red is like your period, no one wants that ever lmao lmao

    • @charronrose68
      @charronrose68 Рік тому

      @@stratostatic goofball

  • @juliebrown4576
    @juliebrown4576 Рік тому +171

    Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel for helping add some humor to all this craziness!

    • @subscribo2059
      @subscribo2059 Рік тому +4

      Biased

    • @fredricos9468
      @fredricos9468 Рік тому

      Jimmy stopped being funny when he became an extension of the leftwing news media.

    • @juliebrown4576
      @juliebrown4576 Рік тому +2

      @@fredricos9468 Not to me but to each their own! If I didn’t think he was funny I just would stop watching.

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Рік тому +2

      @@subscribo2059 truths you don’t like are not bias.
      That’s you being willfully ignorant.

    • @tylercornberry
      @tylercornberry Рік тому +2

      Is it humor or a hit piece? When is he gonna make fun of Bidan and every thing he messes up daily? Like begging the saudis for oil and they said no? Oh that’s right. Because you are biased and have no real need to have actual humor.

  • @nellyrasberry
    @nellyrasberry Рік тому +188

    Omg, that "Donald Trump biggest looser compilation" made me clap and laugh out so loud. Loved it

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Рік тому

      I want Jimmy to air that as a commercial on Fix News during pTucker

    • @patmc2916
      @patmc2916 Рік тому +3

      same here! made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Рік тому

      He endorsed over 200 people

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Рік тому

      And you think pissy pants demented patient in the White House is a good pick! How sick. Just like Kimble to make fun of Georgian culture and accent.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Рік тому +5

      I picture him shriveling up like Pennywise when they keep calling him "clown!"

  • @rckkeller9437
    @rckkeller9437 Рік тому +604

    Which is worse…that Herschel walker thinks he is smart or…that anyone that has listened to him and still voted for him.
    This is embarrassing for our country. So sad.

    • @morrisonreed1
      @morrisonreed1 Рік тому +1

      you dont get it , people dont like Warnok with good reason . its just not part of your intake conduit

    • @abelmontalvo4052
      @abelmontalvo4052 Рік тому +18

      @@morrisonreed1 what is the good reason?

    • @johnsay7216
      @johnsay7216 Рік тому

      @@morrisonreed1 so just because of a petty reason, they would rather elect a mouth-breathing idiot into office?
      Wow... just, wow...

    • @johnjohn37371
      @johnjohn37371 Рік тому

      Ok Kyrie, you don't agree with me, so you don't get it...not even possible you have a point, you can't if you don't agree with me. Good lord, man?!

    • @sahb4049
      @sahb4049 Рік тому

      @@abelmontalvo4052 He's a preacher.

  • @DavidPerry-ui2qz
    @DavidPerry-ui2qz Рік тому +471

    Could literally listen to them calling him a loser all night. So gratifying!!! 🎉🎉😂😂

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +16

      The thing that Donald absolutely can't stand.
      It's fantastic!

    • @ThisWholeWorld100
      @ThisWholeWorld100 Рік тому +1

      but he wins...TDS is scary

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Рік тому +10

      I hope we keep hearing that after his criminal indictments.

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Рік тому +7

      @@ThisWholeWorld100
      He won once…by a fairly slim margin.

    • @ShortFuseFighting
      @ShortFuseFighting Рік тому

      not only is it gratifying but also, keep in mind...to a normal, well adjusted human beings this would just slide off (i got millions of dollars, why am i even doing this?who cares)...but to a narcissistic sociopath like trump this hits WAY harder than how it would the rest of us. its amplified into oblivion. trump is the purest essence of ego. this is worse than jail for him (matter of fact, i'd go as far as saying he wouldnt even mind jail all that much because it would make him a martyr...a persecuted folk hero. in his mind, he'd be like jesus or something. and that would sustain him). so take your victories where you can and rejoice in this moment and keep in mind that this hits him harder than you could even begin to imagine. a sane human being could never relate. you dont need a wrecking ball to absolutely eviscerate a fragile house of cards like trump...the gentlest of breeze hurts a million times more because it exposes how little it takes to make him crumble into nothing...

  • @kimbird7606
    @kimbird7606 Рік тому +5

    Now OZ can move back to New Jersey, but wait, did he ever really live in PA?

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 Рік тому +1

    3 Doors Down was like, "We're still gonna get paid, right?!?!" LMAO ... I feel like that line deserved WAY more love than it got. That was awesome!

  • @MM2PuppyDog
    @MM2PuppyDog Рік тому +69

    We Canadians are exhausted about the US elections too... But you are welcome here 😉

    • @mogreen8684
      @mogreen8684 Рік тому +8

      We wish it were that easy.

    • @tomjones5650
      @tomjones5650 Рік тому +1

      Omw thanks 😊

    • @0utcast
      @0utcast Рік тому +2

      if walker wins i will seek refuge in canada. i have a skillset (nursing) so you guys should be able to give me citizenship. walker winning is a redline from which there is no return.

    • @SoloForTruth
      @SoloForTruth Рік тому

      @@0utcast good get out. Walker for the win!

    • @jackieedmondson8422
      @jackieedmondson8422 Рік тому +1

      This is not true. My son got his welding degree IN Canada and he had a lot of sponsors that wanted to hire him but the Canadian government does NOT want Americans.

  • @denillefleming2942
    @denillefleming2942 Рік тому +83

    Louisiana has the highest rate of incarcerated per Capita in the world! That "slave labor" is a huge business!

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +1

      Another sad thing is, Republican politicians own stock in this country's corprate prisons.

    • @mc-rn8ro
      @mc-rn8ro Рік тому

      Way to use the same logic the Confederate States used to defend FULL slavery in the 1800s, Dude.
      “It’s a huge industry!! What are we supposed to do?! STOP exploiting people?!” YES. EXACTLY.

    • @johnnamkeh1290
      @johnnamkeh1290 Рік тому

      Something left out of this is that the Louisiana amendment was completely useless because it exempted prison complexes. That's why the sponsor even advised against it; because it would be harder to get an actual ban on slavery in if it was passed.

    • @Heather-xz8fk
      @Heather-xz8fk Рік тому

      It is awful. Slave labor. Plus they are convicted felons so they cannot vote.

  • @gigiarmany4332
    @gigiarmany4332 Рік тому +5

    "Trump is so angry at Melania they are no longer sleeping in separate beds"..😂🤣🥳🤣💥🔥🤣🥳I spit my drink, fell out my chair & laughed myself into an asthma attack.. THANK YOU ..I needed that..😂😅🤣🥳

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  • @brianlevine249
    @brianlevine249 Рік тому

    So glad Jimmy is still talking about Trump. Let's never forget! Jimmy should keep talking Trump for the next 50 years

  • @whitneyv.8211
    @whitneyv.8211 Рік тому +45

    Oh my 😅 the governor of Wisconsin is adorable

    • @sherrybirchall8677
      @sherrybirchall8677 Рік тому +2

      Holy Mackerel! I have to agree, which is only one reason I voted for him, and I'm so jazzed too!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +249

    "The biggest loser"
    I love the idea of him hearing that over, and over, and over again.

    • @gaileastwood6540
      @gaileastwood6540 Рік тому +11

      Yeah that’s gotta be a ketchup throwing word….And I love it!

    • @nellyfrittata8319
      @nellyfrittata8319 Рік тому +9

      Feels good

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому

      No blue wave either! Roe vs Wade and Jan 6 committee doesn't help democrats after all in this mid term election. No republican is unseat in the house and Senate probably gonna be the same 50 / 50 😂😂

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому

      His biggest narcacist hang-up.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, imagining this actually soothing for me

  • @tommyosuccess7919
    @tommyosuccess7919 Рік тому +8

    I love your show,! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @KKP7557
    @KKP7557 Рік тому +2

    I live in Wisconsin and I am very happy to have boring Gov. Evers for a second term. He vetoes all the stupid 💩 the Republican Legislature tries to enact into law. We've already lived through the Scott Walker regime and Michels would have been more of the same.

  • @murraymadness4674
    @murraymadness4674 Рік тому +984

    I just can't image Walker in the Senate...it is just insane to think anyone would vote for him, and be proud when he speaks at a senate debate.

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Рік тому +26

      how bout Fetterman?

    • @Shinycelebi
      @Shinycelebi Рік тому +118

      @@lesliechow6866 Fetterman is recovering from a stroke, what's Oz recovering from? You want a guy who doesn't know PA that well to run your state? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @knowledgeispower5142
      @knowledgeispower5142 Рік тому +12

      @@Shinycelebi con-art-itis

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому

      He's just a useful idiot to the GOP. Nothing else.

    • @donnieboughton1730
      @donnieboughton1730 Рік тому +35

      Ngl it would be hilarious to see walker attempt to filibuster...🤣

  • @dameoftruth4022
    @dameoftruth4022 Рік тому +38

    They are applauding, pretending to know what the hell he just said.

  • @bonteski2997
    @bonteski2997 Рік тому +1

    Stop the COUNT!

  • @jesusk1358
    @jesusk1358 Рік тому +1

    What's wrong with USA? How can that dude even be on a ballot?

  • @jambay4785
    @jambay4785 Рік тому +23

    Want to be the first to call it the "Midterm Rejection"

  • @population-_-420
    @population-_-420 Рік тому +80

    Voted blue this midterm 🌊

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 Рік тому +14

      Im voting blue forever

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Рік тому +4

      and the country is going down the toilet, thanks!

    • @weindafieldhouse8619
      @weindafieldhouse8619 Рік тому +3

      Nice things are going so good right now!

    • @alexisfrank3585
      @alexisfrank3585 Рік тому

      @@lesliechow6866 Just the MAGA poop is going down the toilet so don't worry so much😉

    • @zannelily
      @zannelily Рік тому

      @@weindafieldhouse8619 how?

  • @JH-gv7uk
    @JH-gv7uk Рік тому +1

    Great bit Jimmy! 😊

  • @jsully8076
    @jsully8076 Рік тому +84

    Herschel Walker has applesauce for brains.

    • @peter9477
      @peter9477 Рік тому +4

      Nope, just applesauce....

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +5

      He took some nasty hits on his melon back when he was playing football.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      You would s*** your pants if you walked up to you

    • @ThatPatriot
      @ThatPatriot Рік тому

      You misspelled Fetterman

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease Рік тому +3

      @@ThatPatriot 👈waaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! 😜😂🤣😅

  • @thumperthegreat5788
    @thumperthegreat5788 Рік тому +46

    Jimmy is always great but that last skit with the Monopoly board has me crying from laughing so hard. “Did he really say that?” “No but he will.” 😂😂😂 Never stop doing what you do Jimmy.

  • @gabrielmarks6369
    @gabrielmarks6369 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy has the best Trump jokes 🤣😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @michaeln2044
    @michaeln2044 Рік тому +298

    😂😂😂😂 Damn Trump wasn’t even a candidate, and he had all the networks calling him a loser 😅😅😅

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +35

    Looks like Rudy got banned from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

  • @blizz2795
    @blizz2795 Рік тому +1

    WHAT?!? It's pretty sad and sick that 88% of the evangelical Christians voted for Walker over a pastor.

  • @mufflejoy
    @mufflejoy Рік тому +47

    Manure. For Senate. Lord help us.

  • @jamesp8459
    @jamesp8459 Рік тому +54

    A relief to know the country is rejecting Trumpism. As a right leaning independent, this is the first election where I did not vote for a single Republican since 2004. Most of them have gone completely insane.

    • @5000rgb
      @5000rgb Рік тому +4

      This is the first election where I didn't feel dirty voting for nearly all democrats.

    • @susanqtips
      @susanqtips Рік тому +1

      BOY, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. I can't wait until the word Trump is only used in Bridge ( You know. Like No Trump!)

    • @gezim6682
      @gezim6682 Рік тому

      I agree, but I couldn't vote for democrats in Texas, they're out of line.
      As a conservative, we gotta figure out how to get Trump out of republican party... slowly but surely.
      He doesn't realize he's helping democrats win. We can't have that happen again.

    • @TeeLocky
      @TeeLocky Рік тому +1

      I agree with you 100%, I have a lot of conservative views but I can't support MAGA Republicans. Honestly, I believe John Kasich would have made a great president.

    • @sherryj738
      @sherryj738 Рік тому

      Right on!

  • @daletroncasablancas7870
    @daletroncasablancas7870 Рік тому +1

    This whole segment RULES.

  • @MrBugPop
    @MrBugPop Рік тому

    Wow! I have two new board games on my Christmas list!🤣🤣Family game night will never be the same!

  • @rottingcorpse6002
    @rottingcorpse6002 Рік тому +297

    You know Trump is losing his mind being called the biggest loser of the night. He absolutely hates being called a loser.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +41

      Trump may hate being called a loser but he does it so well,and so often.

    • @I21oIoIl3
      @I21oIoIl3 Рік тому

      Who would have thought a deranged narcissist incapable of critical thought would make a poor leader.

    • @tnbrfller
      @tnbrfller Рік тому

      Poor twumpums, i'll bet he filled his Diapers with orange poops.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Рік тому +18

      I bet his dad used to call him that

    • @littleredwitch
      @littleredwitch Рік тому +11

      Especially after having spent all that money on spray tan and hair dye. That hurts!

  • @Syclone0044
    @Syclone0044 Рік тому +186

    I’m in Wisconsin and Tony Evers is awesome as governor!! They’re laughing how he’s “boring” but boring turns out to be exactly what you want in your government!! Prior to him we had Scott Walker who was a jerk and constantly in the news. With Tony Evers for the past 4y I’ve kept saying “Man I love this guy. He just does his job and you never hear anything about him at all!!” Looking forward to enjoying 4 more years of his governing scandal- and controversy-free.

    • @sherrybirchall8677
      @sherrybirchall8677 Рік тому +23

      Holy mackerel! Me too! Tony Evers is the best.

    • @michellewilson2995
      @michellewilson2995 Рік тому +15

      That is awesome. I wish all of them were like that

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +10

      People are saying the same thing about Josh Shapiro in Pa. He is going to be a great Governor. All of a sudden, he's an up and coming star. We here in Pa. know how awesome he is and are blessed to have him

    • @patevans3709
      @patevans3709 Рік тому +22

      Gov. Evers is wonderful! I am deeply disappointed Ron Johnson was reelected--Mandela Barnes would have worked very hard to improve the lives of those in Wisconsin. Now Ron Johnson will work harder to screw them out of social security and medicare--while filling his own pockets!

    • @cheapcraftygirlsweepstakes2338
      @cheapcraftygirlsweepstakes2338 Рік тому +4

      I love him!

  • @shimmerglittershinesparkle
    @shimmerglittershinesparkle Рік тому

    THANK U FOR A BALANCED FIRST 2 MINS OPENING AND SOME HONESTY.

  • @mariealv4888
    @mariealv4888 Рік тому +1

    I can't wait for Trump DeSantis debate..

  • @exextrovert
    @exextrovert Рік тому +778

    We must begin to support the Raphael Warnock Runoff Campaign immediately… A Herschel Walker senate seat would be a disgrace to our country.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +23

      I will be donating

    • @carladehaas7866
      @carladehaas7866 Рік тому +41

      That citizens voted for Walker is a disgrace to our country.

    • @aandyherr817
      @aandyherr817 Рік тому

      @@doloresrodriguez6715 citations or it didn’t happen!
      Tho, walker has been known to do drugs and beat his wife, aswell as kids!
      It’s fairly publicly known and you just slanders warnock for nothing lol
      Walker literally beat his wife- you’ve got nothing
      MAGA LIES

    • @Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970
      @Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Рік тому +15

      Raphael Warnock is the disgrace, my man.

    • @Magnum_Express
      @Magnum_Express Рік тому

      more than the guy we got running the country now? hard to believe.

  • @clodomirgoncalves5503
    @clodomirgoncalves5503 Рік тому +66

    Bo Bo the Clown as a bathroom attendant! Freaking brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 Рік тому

      But given how Lauren Boebert is reasonably attractive I can also see her as a Fox News correspondent as she could be alongside Jeanine Pirro as one of the few non blonde women at Fox News.

  • @shirleymeerson
    @shirleymeerson Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “It’s like a riddle a troll makes you solve in order to cross the bridge “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @wintersbattleofbands1144
    @wintersbattleofbands1144 Рік тому

    Honestly, the nightshow comics are the best news source.

  • @barbarawalsh2875
    @barbarawalsh2875 Рік тому +158

    I thought it was particularly charming of John Fetterman to have crudites for his guests at his victory party.

    • @tallotta1
      @tallotta1 Рік тому +3

      Goodnight everybody!

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Рік тому

      Yay no more racism ..crime is still rampant and inflation is out of control but we did it America !! All hail the woke weakies

    • @Third_eyee
      @Third_eyee Рік тому +3

      Hello, good night everybody!

    • @teresalapier9354
      @teresalapier9354 Рік тому +4

      Did he?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Рік тому +4

      @@Third_eyee And what a good night it was! 🤣

  • @carolynslist6118
    @carolynslist6118 Рік тому +46

    Omg The Monopol-ye skit was absolutely brilliant (as was Nahtzee)! Please give a bonus to whomever came up with that! The kids were absolutely amazing, too!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Рік тому +1

    It was a great day for America ... POWER TO WOMEN!

  • @FacheChanteDeux
    @FacheChanteDeux Рік тому +1

    Knock. Knock...-what is Walker smoking? Mihnureeee.

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 Рік тому +204

    Interesting that PA came through really fast.. election workers I thank you!!

    • @gracem7633
      @gracem7633 Рік тому

      Well it's pretty easy to vote in a dead guy.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Рік тому

      No blue wave either! Roe vs Wade and Jan 6 committee doesn't help democrats after all in this mid term election. No republican is unseat in the house and Senate probably gonna be the same 50 / 50 😂😂

    • @hainedogg
      @hainedogg Рік тому +4

      Workers... Stealers. Same same, right?

    • @tracynewton5796
      @tracynewton5796 Рік тому +1

      @@hainedogg is that why they are called the Pittsburgh Steelers????

    • @meroinheroin
      @meroinheroin Рік тому +7

      @@hainedogg lol cope

  • @Thechozengamer734
    @Thechozengamer734 Рік тому +108

    To anyone is reading this I hope you all have a great day

    • @DylanPattyn
      @DylanPattyn Рік тому +6

      You as well :)

    • @brian.longoria
      @brian.longoria Рік тому +5

      Thank you sm you too 🙏🏽

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +6

      I wish you the same, kind stranger!

    • @CCash623
      @CCash623 Рік тому +5

      Thank You hun, right back at you.😃

    • @mort8143
      @mort8143 Рік тому +4

      Thanks digger. Beautiful day here in Canberra.

  • @stormynatero1385
    @stormynatero1385 Рік тому +1

    LMFAO!!!!!!!
    You should manufacture that board game as a collectable !!!!!

  • @angrybeluga1697
    @angrybeluga1697 Рік тому +3

    You know people are still cleaning the ketchup and chicken nuggies off the walls at Mar a Lago 😂

  • @junglebyte
    @junglebyte Рік тому +57

    "The red wave has begun!" - Lauren Boebert, yesterday
    "You want fries with that?" - Lauren Boebert, tomorrow
    ~ Jeff Tiedrich

    • @SoloForTruth
      @SoloForTruth Рік тому

      It actually did…. Wasn’t a total wave but ..

    • @dinahwilliams352
      @dinahwilliams352 Рік тому

      We hope!!

    • @shirleydierolf7112
      @shirleydierolf7112 Рік тому

      There are many, many waitresses with more brains than Bobert and they don't have to strap on a piece to do their jobs. Didn't her restaurant lose their lease?

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому +126

    Fox News: The red wave is coming!
    The red wave: *a bottle of ketchup thrown at the wall in Mar-A-Lago*

  • @margaritapagan5659
    @margaritapagan5659 Рік тому +1

    God, please don’t let Walker win the runoff. He is the most unfit person to do litigation for the US!

  • @angeliqueellis2979
    @angeliqueellis2979 Рік тому +1

    “Recount-chocula”😂😂😂😂

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl Рік тому +65

    @3:18 A great line that should have landed harder with the audience:
    "...They thought they had this thing all knocked up!"
    Kimmel's digs at Walker are often brutal, sometimes stealthy, but always funny.

    • @boatbyrd
      @boatbyrd Рік тому +7

      I caught it!!! Was very slick!!! 😂

    • @azilbean
      @azilbean Рік тому +3

      I thought the same thing! Comedy gold and they missed it!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +101

    There was a Red Wave… of MAGA Tears! 😭

  • @jostrong2385
    @jostrong2385 Рік тому +2

    I wish I could give more than just a thumbs up. I laughed so hard. Thank you Jimmy!

  • @donjosegomburza835
    @donjosegomburza835 Рік тому +2

    What kind of human voting for Walker?

  • @innocentrage1
    @innocentrage1 Рік тому +69

    Love Jimmy and Colbert

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Рік тому +5

      I love the 'Jimmies' and Colbert

    • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
      @AroundTheWorldWithEase Рік тому +1

      @@poorthing Fallon's show isn't my fave, although I like him, and esp W/Timberlake, but after t**** attacked him, a guy who said hardly a thing about him, I felt so protective; and so did the other 185 late night hosts, that was great .❤

    • @GlenMACWilliam
      @GlenMACWilliam Рік тому +3

      …and Seth and Noah.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Рік тому +147

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 ❤️👍

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

      Best talk show is Greg Gutfeld. Ratings don't lie.

  • @LeoFeldman-jx5ux
    @LeoFeldman-jx5ux Рік тому +1

    The fact that Herschel had almost 50% tells you a lot of the state of family values.

  • @MybestLucky
    @MybestLucky Рік тому

    I am so upset about Stacey and Beto. At least you made me chuckle tonight despite my grief.

  • @ACR7791
    @ACR7791 Рік тому +18

    From NZ...glad America is not completely insane

    • @mogreen8684
      @mogreen8684 Рік тому +1

      Thanks Anita. Cheers from America!

  • @Lafata44
    @Lafata44 Рік тому +118

    Trump and Walker cannot utter one well constructed sentence, ever, why do some Americans like that?

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Рік тому

      and Joe Biden is Shakespeare

    • @carlanderson7091
      @carlanderson7091 Рік тому

      Some Americans tend to be cattle. Whatever the herd does, they do.

    • @Lafata44
      @Lafata44 Рік тому

      @@lesliechow6866 Compared to Don the Con, yes.

    • @Third_eyee
      @Third_eyee Рік тому +4

      Idk Fetterman also can’t speak, yeah he had a stroke but still, it’s like we picked the most brain dead candidates on both sides

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Рік тому +8

      Fetterman and Biden?

  • @chillywillie6283
    @chillywillie6283 Рік тому

    That red wave conservatives were predicting was a red strain on Trump tablecloth after him eating a cheeseburger.

  • @anderswiik7432
    @anderswiik7432 Рік тому +1

    As a European living in the US,it's just mind boggling the open corruption in US politics,I mean any corporation can buy a senator to block whatever deal that doesn't gain them.And it's all part of the game 🙈Even in many poor countries that kinda corruption would get that senator prison time.And y does the people here keep voting for multi millionaires that has no clue what living paycheck to paycheck means? It's truly bizarre.

  • @rnelson0525
    @rnelson0525 Рік тому +21

    Has Oz gone back to New Jersey yet?

  • @okkietrooy6841
    @okkietrooy6841 Рік тому +1

    I had/have no idea what Walker was talking about. I thougth for a moment that I had suddenly forgotten all my english. I was scared for a moment that I had selective memory loss or a detoriation of my ability to understand things. Fortunately Kimmel came back and I knew I was OK.
    I find it embarassing that I, as a non-native speaker, am far more proficient in the english language than a candidate for US senate.

  • @Fonz13109
    @Fonz13109 Рік тому

    Lol more Herschel and my pillow man plz😂😂😂

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 Рік тому +156

    Guiliani isn't just stuck in the attic, he's hanging in the belfry with the other bats

    • @barbaragalliera9846
      @barbaragalliera9846 Рік тому +5

      I thought Guiliani died?

    • @SanFernandoValleyRose
      @SanFernandoValleyRose Рік тому +7

      Hey don't dis the Bat Population. They are very smart animals. It's rudy tootee who is the weird one. I think he has early onset dementia.

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 Рік тому +3

      Don't insult the Bat Population like that. The Bat is a very intelligent and powerful being and it should be respected!

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 Рік тому

      Hes hangingnin the basement they shouldve saud..like they said about Biden.

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 Рік тому

      @@barbaragalliera9846 I thought Guliani was in jail?

  • @rayleblanc7209
    @rayleblanc7209 Рік тому +9

    The last time I heard the phrase "Holy Mackerel" was in a story about a teacher reading from the book Chicken Little. After reading the line when the chicken says "The sky is falling, the sky is falling". The teacher asks one of her young students on what they thought the farmer might say. The child responded, "Holy Mackerel a talking chicken". The teacher was unable to contain herself from tearful laughter.

  • @maryduarte3248
    @maryduarte3248 Рік тому

    Thanks

  • @abh15funk
    @abh15funk Рік тому

    Monopol-Ye... That was so hilarious ! 🤣😂😅

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Рік тому +247

    Last time trump got whooped this bad it involved Stormy Daniel’s and a rolled up magazine.

    • @redpyramid9697
      @redpyramid9697 Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh Рік тому +3

      And he enjoyed that one. Not this time.

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 Рік тому +4

      I'm waiting for Trump's prison whooping.
      Not with a magazine, but with an old Sears-Roebuck catalog. Christmas edition.

    • @edge918
      @edge918 Рік тому +1

      chump is a loser. he always has been. he will always be. his legacy will be that he was the dumbest loser all his life..

    • @Stoneytroll
      @Stoneytroll Рік тому

      What a bunch of morons you r

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Рік тому +579

    Herschel's story about the kid in horse manure is just a little less ridiculous than him being tied in a race to become a US senator.

    • @joellafortune7221
      @joellafortune7221 Рік тому +5

      Factssssss

    • @taylorkeane2295
      @taylorkeane2295 Рік тому

      Must be china's bad air

    • @jamezllwyd7561
      @jamezllwyd7561 Рік тому

      Spoken by a true Uncle Tom.

    • @weedthepeople2795
      @weedthepeople2795 Рік тому +1

      If anyones a puppet or a figurehead, its this guy.....and being tied in the race?? I get party loyalty but come one, this dudes not qualified, to say the least

    • @mrstree6504
      @mrstree6504 Рік тому +5

      Too many hits on the field

  • @cop2506
    @cop2506 Рік тому +2

    Georgia should be like “PULL UP IF YOU A BAD B!TCH! VOTE! VOTE WARNOCK!!

  • @sandragruhle6288
    @sandragruhle6288 Рік тому +84

    Both Herschel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Greene went to U of Georgia. For those parents who feel your kids won’t get into college, there you go!

    • @greenbaygurl2975
      @greenbaygurl2975 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sandragruhle6288
      @sandragruhle6288 Рік тому

      @@greenbaygurl2975 Did you have a Lieutenant Charles from the Sheboygan area in your background? A Jim Benson?

    • @dianelengyel568
      @dianelengyel568 Рік тому

      Alot of good that college education did for those 2 dummies

    • @greenbaygurl2975
      @greenbaygurl2975 Рік тому

      @@sandragruhle6288 Not to my knowledge, it's my married name but my husband has never mentioned any of those names. He is not from the US.

    • @sandragruhle6288
      @sandragruhle6288 Рік тому

      @@greenbaygurl2975 I asked only because I had him, such a nice man, as a college student, and his gorgeous daughter married our student teacher who was really a “hottie.”

  • @chrismitchell9338
    @chrismitchell9338 Рік тому +456

    Wisconsin would have been in big trouble if Evers lost. Well done best Governor Evers.

    • @bigdog7419
      @bigdog7419 Рік тому +1

      evers has run Wisconsin into the ground

    • @alexisfrank3585
      @alexisfrank3585 Рік тому +9

      Nicely done🤓👍

    • @lynndimit7865
      @lynndimit7865 Рік тому +46

      I'm happy we have Gov. Evers... but how did we let Johnson back in there... Sen. Johnson is an embarrassment to our state!!

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Рік тому +4

      Wisconsinite here, we woulda been fine without him

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +22

      Now if we can get Ron Johnson out of there!

  • @beccawiley6684
    @beccawiley6684 Рік тому +1

    Underrated 3 Doors Down joke!😂

  • @binhhuynh5979
    @binhhuynh5979 Рік тому

    When did GA stands for Wisconsin? Rudy is a legend! LMAO. 😂😂😂

  • @denoir3
    @denoir3 Рік тому +59

    I love this show

  • @djbenje4019
    @djbenje4019 Рік тому +68

    OMG. That was the most hilarious episode JK's ever done. Whoever is responsible for the writing is just brilliant. Virtually non-stop kickers, they were going by so fast, I almost couldn't keep up. Continuous laughing... Bravo Jimmy~

    • @breakerwizard302
      @breakerwizard302 Рік тому

      sad life

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet Рік тому +1

      I listened twice, I was laughing so much

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet Рік тому +5

      Breaker Wizard sorry you’re having a sad life

    • @katc6128
      @katc6128 Рік тому +1

      Yeah eh, Jimmy was on a serious roll tonight!! 🔥😂

  • @queencityminis
    @queencityminis Рік тому

    Verifying the signatures is what takes forever.