Your boy that’s pushing 30 with no driving licence:
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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“Ran over couple kids….the system is so corrupt” 😭😭😭😭
Ofc its corrupt..he's still not in jail😂😂
@@tedmarcasio418 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@@tedmarcasio418 ☠
Ur pretty
@@tedmarcasio418 LOL 😂😂😂😂😭
"Drunk driving, ran over some kids; you know the system, it's so corrupt".
How did he just throw away that line so perfectly!
Hahaa was looking for this comment
As soon as he said I read it😭😭
you guys have no sense of humour it seems
@@temposetter1091 maybe you just dont understand
Ninja got experience 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i'll walk it, 3-5 working days i'll be there" im dead lmfao
I thought he said walking💀
I've heard 3 to 5 walking days 😀
if he said business days it wouldve been better
Are you dead for real bro? Was it that funny you're lmfao'ing? You're so edgy and cool with your slang bro. Thanks for quoting something we all heard in the video by the way.
Fuckin drone.
He said walking days, that was the whole joke line
'this is a club not Heathrow airport' 😂
Just imagine how it would be being friends with him irl, you wouldnt be sure if he was acting like a character from his skits or if he was actually being himself 😭
Imagine you're the character he's portraying
@@yugatrasclart4439 right.
U would cause you’re his friend and know what he’s normally like lmao 😭
What do you mean, the whole reason this is funny is cause there’s literally always one guy like this in every friend group 😂
“Don’t die for oonts oonts music” lmaoo 😭😭
was hoping someone made dis comment😂😂
*untz untz
@@sour3000 grown man worrying about another grown man’s spelling? 🤨
@@rimakazoku9243 I doubt the first man is grown. 🙄🤣
Damn this hit a bit deep... I'm getting my licence this year on god
Same, uber gave me a good excuse when asked why i don't have a license
man I'm 19 and I feel real bad that I can't drive
@@shalem8536 don't worry, just do your lessons take your test and pass....fast
@@shalem8536 23 here and said that but now I don't wanna pay for fuel so finding motivation hard
@@JamaicanToast lol thanks
He went for the"Does this look like an immigration center" 😭😭😂
Tbf if it's in London or Birmingham then yes.
Understand that this guy has single handedly composed a (video) encyclopedia of the social trends, group dynamics and human behavior of the first half of the 21 century. People in the distant future will study this type of material.
Oh shit he has... It's not JUST comedy 🔥
dont have too much hope on the human race having a distant future lmao
@@amersalha4743 hey then would you mind signing ur property papers to my name, since u anyways see no future?
LOL triggered! that passport bit got me 😂 & You forgot the “I know how to drive I just don’t have a license”
Iwl I use that line 😂
Literally used that line to a ting yesterday 💀
@@gooner3681 😂😂😂😂ting😢😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my favourite line "I can drive both manual and automatic" 😆
I used to say that too, surprised he didn’t say it 😂
I literally lost my passport because I took my passport to a gig haha
Another classic!
I like how he just tryna live life with out the licence but then the whole world reject"s him the corrupted system man
“Does this look like the immigration center?!” Took me out 😂😂😂
"Don't die for oonts oonts music"
Had me rolling 😂😂😂
I’ll be there 3-5 working days 😂 😂 had me in stitches
It's the chicks with no car that got the highest expectations lmao
And they will say things like “I can’t link a guy that doesn’t drive” .smh
@@blondon1050 jokers😂
@@blondon1050 they all do the same thing it’s dead 💀 it’s always the damaged goods that act like this
@@blondon1050 they all do the same thing it’s dead 💀 it’s always the damaged goods that act like this
@@mehyeah2931damaged goods is crazy 💀
Get a bicycle instead, think how much you'll be saving on fuel and insurance. 😂
3 of the worst type of people in humanity.
1) Murderers 2) Rapists and 3) Bicycle Drivers 😂
@@akbarmalik5661 i didn't know we drive bicycles... 😂
@@akbarmalik5661 ☠️
@@akbarmalik5661 damn guess no pedophiles on ur list
@@SourceHades It is in Amsterdam where it rains more... Just need to educate yourself on the possibility.
“3-5 working days I’ll be there” 😂🤣
Your crowd voices always get me 😂
I almost choked on my Drink when he pulled out the Passport. 😂
"Just Hold it down for me 5 - 10 years" 😂
“It’s a club, not Heathrow airport” 😂
I'm in my 30s and trying to get my licence at this grown age.. Its peak
Aint alone dawg
GL tho
UPDATE: I passed my driving test I still can't believe it Alhamdulillah
@@f1guy447 MashAllah
@@f1guy447mashallah brother
The passport at the bar/club is soooooo real 🤣
“Seats are matching your eyes and dat” 🤣
"let me get a snap" hahahahhahahahah, so real
Luv luv luv. I passed my test at age 41 lol
Congrats
This hit deep.....if only the uk didn't make driving lessons abhorrently expensive, 300 for all the tests, 1500 bare min for lessons, another 1500 for the car, then petrol, then parking, insurance, MOT, congestion tax, tickets, permits etc. If you had parents who were willing to pay all that good on you but my bum ass has to stay taking the bus😂
Driving is pretty easy, you dont really need an instructor to learn imo
@@azuresky7453my dumbass would probably crash into 50 cars 💀
In some countries its a requirement to have 30+driving hrs with and instructor..... @@azuresky7453
His laugh makes it 100x funny 🤣
Yep thats me. I had a bad experience with a mentally ill driving instructor. Let my temporary license expire when i was 20. Now I'm 27 but I can finally drive. Some People can really ruin your life.
Did s/he touch you up or something during lessons.
Could of Just got another instructor you wet lettuce
Bro my driving instructor was a POS. He was just this aggressive, angry old dude who didn’t explain anything well. Honestly UA-cam was a better teacher than him lol but I used it as motivation to quickly get my license and tell him to fuck off, I only stuck it out because I paid him in advance.
My driving instructor was nuts, he genuinely believed that he had fought in the American civil war in a previous life and would spend my lessons telling me all about the battlefields, musket smoke and the PTSD he suffered as a result of it 🙄🤣
Nice blame others for your failure
Mans said make sure u bring your oyster card💀💀💀
This is fucking hilarious, real talk though, with rising fuel prices and other bs, as someone who's pushing 30 themself, makes me want a money sink vehicle even less.
senior citizens gonna start riding skateboards
@@LomiKo LMAO
Exactly, people are clowning on these people but really I think they're the smart ones.
Electric cars exist bro
@@LomiKo LMAOOO
Icl I was dying when bro brought out the passport 😭😭😭😭
How’s this guy both so funny & accurate every time! 😂
I have no boys like that… oh no! I AM THE BOY 😭😭
Nah fr this guy is too talented and he's got the hard work to go w it 👏🏼💯❤️ he's defo going places man this guy needs his own show!!
I've literally been told before to bring my oyster card. 😂 Meeting at Paddington tomorrow to test the Elizabeth line 💀😂
*mans been consistent for over a year now and every vid bangs. Respect*
'you know the system man, its so corrupt'😂
That “you know the system, it’s so corrupt” line is one of the greatest lines I’ve heard delivered.
Does this look like an immigration centre ah mate ur underrated af
“It isn’t an immigration centre mate” 😂😂
Man's just fighting that global warming
_the seats are matchin' your eyes and that_
this has ali g energy
Good shit brother, like the consistency 👏
This hits home so hard bro😂
I feel you brother 😪 🤣
I lost it when he brought his passport to the club 🤣
“Don’t die for oonts oonts music” 🤣🤣🤣
Anybody else noticing how Apna be doing big numbers not too long after he drops a vid. I love how we’re so engaged with his content 💀. Keep up the great work bro 💯
I died when he pulled out his passport 💀
Mans got caught lackin with the passport 😂😂
“this ain’t the immigration center g” 😂😂😂
im 21 and have a drivers license but cant drive... first ride after i got the drivers license i drove with my parents into the center of the city and did a little mistake and my engine turned off and literally everyone on the street honked at me.. xD yep never again im going to be 30 and still ordering ubers i am never driving
Lmao that sounds nerve wracking asf.
I feel attacked
Friends like this make me grateful I don’t have any friends
The seats are matching your eyes and that lmao
Got a license but no car thats a tough one
What was the fucking point in that ur gonna
Forget how to drive by the time you save up like the 8grand it costs to even start driving
@@chungusfungus9779 Thats not true it quickly comes back after small bits of practice and then you can get rid of somethinng that we have in sweden that says 2 first years of your license you can much more easily loose it from speeding and other minor things
Turned into Gary real quick at the end 😂
As a 24 year old with no licence...damn bro
Chin up king, lords never drove their own carriages
Our shame is also equivalent to our green environmental contribution- every bus and metro ride is staving off that lvl9 air quality
@@brandon-toddhutchinson3798 appreciate the kind words man and you are damn right 😅
@@brandon-toddhutchinson3798 made me feel better 😭
I'm the same bro, I just never really liked driving.
@@KingKhan-vo4zg Me too but it makes life so much easier...It's a family car anyway so maybe I'm better off lol
Who needs a car fam, gas be straight theft nowadays init
When he lent over and done the video and giggs come on. This gives me jokes everyday!! 😂😂😂
“Remember to bring your oyster… steam head” 😭😭
3 words
He don't miss 🔥
The audacity of him pulling up on the bus 🚌 for a date after he shows his passport for I’d at the club 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has to be my favourite one, too relatable on some parts XD
"Bring your Oyster" 😂😂
Last part is when your dealer says "come mine"
I been driving for about 12 years without a licence
u in the uk?
“Don’t die for unts unts music”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Don’t die for ooozz ooozzz music” brudda I swear you need to do stand up 😂😂
"Does this look like the immigration centre?"🤣🤣🤣
You didn’t have to come for me like this😂
Lmfao the bus scene killed me 🤣🤣🤣
i feel called out by that title
Bro im 32 no licence. Let alone a car.
I Just turned 31 and got my driving licence, so this is spot on
I feel personally attacked 😂
"ran over a couple of kids" 🤣
this was the funniest thing i saw today man 😭
Doesn’t look like the immigration center mate I’m fuckinf dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3-5 WORKING days, I'll be there,that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video felt personal 🤣 time to get my license
"The seats match your eyes and that"
Somebody call my next of kin cus I'm DEAD 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Movin like a transfer uni student with the passport
Once again proving there's levels to this.
How have you posted this one day after I passed my driving test 🤣
Congratulations
@Toffilliano Mariano Just keep calm, make sure you check blind spots,
you should be fine!
@@JamaicanToast 🙌
@Toffilliano Mariano you can do course to get your license within a week
@Toffilliano Mariano TBH mine didn’t feel that long, don’t rush cause you’ll probably make mistakes. Good luck!
“Does this look like an immigration centre?”😂😭
This will be me in a couple of years
25 now. One day I’ll get it I swear
22 and I'm licenseless.
No one REALLY cares if people have a license or not. It's not a thing😂
Jah know I need to get on that fr…need fi get dat before mi turn 20
1:38 rah she a menace lmao
“The seats are matching your eyes” 🤣
“The bus seats are matching your eyes and that” 💀
"you tryna hop in the back seat 👹" 😭😂🙅🏼♂️
americas infrastucture so car centric bro
”does this look like the immigration center m8” 😭😭😭 BRUH
“Who’s picking me up” words that make me shudder
Bro im runnin 30 without one too
LOL that big dutty stinking laugh is an undeniable win.
Man said 3 to 5 working days I be there 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel attacked by this clip 😭