Don't let the baby drive a truck!

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @kommissarleber8527
    @kommissarleber8527 2 роки тому +1849

    "My family told me not to get a drivers license".
    Thank you, Miko family. Thank you.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 2 роки тому +126

      They really do know the Elite driving would end.

    • @jashirei7581
      @jashirei7581 2 роки тому +64

      And to think she's the eldest sibling

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 2 роки тому +71

      @@jashirei7581 I like to imagine Miko IRL is essentially Umaru. She just shrinks into goblin baby mode.

    • @helowgaes7544
      @helowgaes7544 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂 bruh im dying right now

    • @Mestari1Gaming
      @Mestari1Gaming 2 роки тому +7

      Elite family! :D

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 2 роки тому +1041

    “I think I’m a good driver, I could get my license”
    Immediately pancakes a sedan

    • @reverseltetris
      @reverseltetris 2 роки тому +37

      Miko : I think I'm good at this
      Narrator : she is not

    • @ckmishn3664
      @ckmishn3664 2 роки тому +13

      She's going to learn from the game, get in a car in Japan, and start driving on the right side of the road.

    • @natenime9975
      @natenime9975 2 роки тому +2

      @@flipflop2628 bro sedan itu tipe mobil. diluar juga nyebutnya sedan. Lol lu kocak

    • @ZenOuji007
      @ZenOuji007 2 роки тому +1

      @@natenime9975 ketawan bgt gblk nya ya bun anak itu. . . .

    • @natenime9975
      @natenime9975 2 роки тому +2

      @@ZenOuji007 wah udah dihapus komennya dong kwkwkw

  • @DT-diztortion
    @DT-diztortion 2 роки тому +1076

    When Miko looks back to see the car she smashed, then turns back around and begins to philosophize 🤣

  • @ジャガ丸くん-j1s
    @ジャガ丸くん-j1s 2 роки тому +210

    Miko: "Hey, You know the rules right?!! You just hit me, you've done something bad. You understand?!!"
    Bjork Truck Driver: "Ma'am, you're driving on the wrong side of the road."

  • @WHY-em4tv
    @WHY-em4tv 2 роки тому +265

    Seems like she's treating driving games like GTA.

  • @Sturmjaeger
    @Sturmjaeger 2 роки тому +155

    When other vehicles crash into Miko, it's their fault.
    When Miko crashes into other vehicles, it's also their fault.
    Elite Double Standard!

  • @OhKeh
    @OhKeh 2 роки тому +538

    Miko is the only member I know who flips their model around.
    Always leads to super funny moments! lol

    • @Sturmjaeger
      @Sturmjaeger 2 роки тому +97

      The advantage of always using a 3D model.

    • @koholos
      @koholos 2 роки тому +26

      Several other EU2 players also do it - the girls from Honey Strap and Alice from Nijisanji, mainly.

    • @amunago080
      @amunago080 2 роки тому +37

      @@koholos who?

    • @damusdeshi622
      @damusdeshi622 2 роки тому +35

      Mio did too in her Bus Simulator streams 😅👍

    • @Reyko563
      @Reyko563 2 роки тому +16

      Gura also did it

  • @IMOJIST
    @IMOJIST 2 роки тому +11

    › crash into a car
    › look back
    › "sometime there's peak and valley"

  • @sendaljepitseribu108
    @sendaljepitseribu108 2 роки тому +178

    mikochi driving
    truck rolled sideways
    mikochi: " wow, look, the sky is so blue"
    trully elite ways to calm yourself :)))

  • @okamisamakun
    @okamisamakun 2 роки тому +232

    A grown adult woman being told by her family not get a driver's license LMAO A literal adult babu IRL

    • @45p52
      @45p52 2 роки тому +28

      Unless you wanna show off your whip or live in the countryside i wouldn't drive in jp either. Hassle driving in packed cities

    • @casteanpreswyn7528
      @casteanpreswyn7528 2 роки тому +9

      @@45p52 yeah, bikes are way better, as is public transportation. Especially with ebike technology getting better and better.

    • @theianeia
      @theianeia 2 роки тому +5

      Public transportation in Japan is top notch. They don't really need a car to get around.

    • @C.Q.Q
      @C.Q.Q Рік тому +1

      @@theianeia That in fact only apply to area around Tokyo and Osaka. Nagoya, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima are still somewhat viable without a car but that's pretty much the limit.

  • @juanmfrutos87
    @juanmfrutos87 2 роки тому +90

    "Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen"
    Yes you can Miko, with this ancient technique called "hitting the brakes". You should try it sometimes, especially when driving a 20ton truck over the speed limit.

    • @MvAJambi
      @MvAJambi 2 роки тому +8

      But that's not the Elite way my guy

    • @damightybenstein
      @damightybenstein 2 роки тому +7

      The other cars are her brakes lmao!

  • @moritzschmidt8186
    @moritzschmidt8186 2 роки тому +255

    Love the longer edited content! Your translations help me alot to keep up with miko's shenanigans, really thankfull for your work! Keep it up

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche 2 роки тому +41

    Miko: "Nyahallo!"
    Also Miko: **Proceeds to crash and kill all present**

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 2 роки тому +335

    I mean... I don't have a license as well, but I rarely crash in that game. It's actually quite relaxing. How did she even end up 9 hours from destination before unlocking any long distance perks. I mean, I know, she blindly ended up sailing away on a boat... but that is actually more impressive than anything.

    • @luxie8097
      @luxie8097 2 роки тому +124

      it is impressive she took a 3km local delivery and turned it into a scenic tour around the south of the UK lol

    • @healme69420
      @healme69420 2 роки тому +40

      U dont question Elite way 🤣

    • @kathartik9000
      @kathartik9000 2 роки тому +23

      Did she even use the GPS on the first half? If not then I'm impressed.

    • @bmanpura
      @bmanpura 2 роки тому +35

      @@luxie8097 "Sometimes there are things that can't not happen." - Elitedanye Truck Simulator, 2022

    • @Gigi-zr6hp
      @Gigi-zr6hp 2 роки тому +7

      Don't question the way of the elite

  • @sansnom5269
    @sansnom5269 2 роки тому +39

    Fun fact : Botan said on Game Station she listens a lot of Björk and alternative rock.

  • @tomtomartom
    @tomtomartom 2 роки тому +158

    Miko: My family told me not to get a driver's license
    *A few seconds later*
    Also Miko: *ram a sedan*
    *A few moments later*
    Miko again: *caused a traffic chaos in a T-junction*

    • @bmanpura
      @bmanpura 2 роки тому +10

      Listen to your mom, Mikochi.

    • @bunkerzero
      @bunkerzero 2 роки тому +1

      Jack knifes

  • @AlannaZackrison
    @AlannaZackrison 2 роки тому +82

    Miko driving anything always makes me laugh. 😆

  • @Nematoda4ever
    @Nematoda4ever 2 роки тому +63

    i think this show the reason why her family forbid her to take drive lisence test, she really got easily distracted.... lol

  • @GuyWhoNeedsAWind
    @GuyWhoNeedsAWind 2 роки тому +48

    LMAO I'm dead, the way she was blocking other car on the highway. 🤣

  • @alexbelcher2206
    @alexbelcher2206 2 роки тому +23

    Life lessons from Miko: as long as we’re alive it’s fine

  • @BlindRamb0
    @BlindRamb0 2 роки тому +6

    3:50 is pretty relatable in America

  • @Wolfy1012
    @Wolfy1012 2 роки тому +14

    "I think I'm pretty good at this!"
    Immediately processes to crunchy some family in a Volvo.
    Sasuga Elite Baby

  • @shizzzxd
    @shizzzxd 2 роки тому +18

    this is why you don't leave an elite baby unattended

  • @adamantine001
    @adamantine001 2 роки тому +9

    0:40 I like how she really expected it to happen but still act surprised

  • @benardlowe
    @benardlowe 2 роки тому +39

    Life of a 35P: get beaten by pro wrestler and taken on a "totally not dangerous" ride with Mikochi
    Love Miko's road rage

  • @AsterYami
    @AsterYami 2 роки тому +54

    This was hilarious and amazing from beginning to end. Thank you so much for translating clips of Miko. Miko's always priceless.

  • @prussianpolydactyl836
    @prussianpolydactyl836 2 роки тому +12

    1:05 And every road user in the world is thankful to Miko's family.

  • @marktheshark5733
    @marktheshark5733 2 роки тому +10

    So this is the baby driver everyone was talking about

  • @RezaMaulana98RM98
    @RezaMaulana98RM98 2 роки тому +23

    Miko really treats everything like its GTA whether it's motorcycles (Ride), GT3 cars (ACC), and now lorries in Euro Truck 😂

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 роки тому +4

    "This is too fragile" Miko says whilst ramming a truck going at 68kph straight into the sidewalk.

  • @ssjokg4952
    @ssjokg4952 2 роки тому +4

    "People have lives don't they" is what a psychopath would say in a moment of clarity.

  • @gfmol845
    @gfmol845 2 роки тому +5

    5:00 This has all the energy of the classic: ¨AAARGGGHH!! You broke my leg!! Now you have to give me money to pay for the hospital!!¨

  • @GrahamMilkdrop
    @GrahamMilkdrop 2 роки тому +26

    Never fails to make me laugh. 100% success rate. All hail Elite Miko!

  • @SuperParaKoopa
    @SuperParaKoopa 2 роки тому +23

    And of course Miko is an absolute menace on the road.
    When she just started spouting about life having "peaks and valleys" after ploughing through a car I just started cracking up. Truly an elite

  • @NickTheMemeDaddy
    @NickTheMemeDaddy 2 роки тому +6

    1:18 Straight up flattened an entire family

  • @HalfCelestial88
    @HalfCelestial88 2 роки тому +4

    Elite baby can't drive...The moments of Miicomet during GTA say otherwise.

  • @impossible7163
    @impossible7163 2 роки тому +9

    That one BGM will destroy my brain one day. Nyahallo~ Nyahallo~

  • @pimposki6232
    @pimposki6232 2 роки тому +6

    i like to imagine bjork watching this and swearing at her computer in icelandic

  • @davidh884
    @davidh884 2 роки тому +6

    Miko's family are out here saving lives, preventing Miko from driving is like preventing a natural disaster 🤣

  • @melrakan
    @melrakan 2 місяці тому +1

    "Hey, that car just passed by me!"
    Elite road rage!

  • @dhiyatul
    @dhiyatul 2 роки тому +5

    2:21
    Imagine you just driving your car and you hear this laugh in a truck near to you

  • @AzazelSylphson
    @AzazelSylphson 2 роки тому +3

    "I think I'm pretty good at this whole driving thing"
    Proceeds to run over little Timmy and his mom, Karen.

  • @satorudo
    @satorudo 2 роки тому +2

    Most people: ETS is relaxing and calming
    Miko: THIS IS GTA6

  • @SkyL1ne32
    @SkyL1ne32 2 роки тому +10

    My god this Elite can't keep her eyes on the road for 10 seconds, always getting distracted by stuff 🤣.All the more we need to protecc her

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 Рік тому +1

    "Take that Björk! Your music is nonsensical and self indulgent!"

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 2 роки тому +2

    Whenever Miko gets behind the wheel, her *_GTA V fight or flight instict_* kicks in.

  • @paulandersbullecer3152
    @paulandersbullecer3152 2 роки тому +2

    Miko's family saved us from elite destruction. Miko would just drive like this

  • @bunkerzero
    @bunkerzero 2 роки тому +2

    Love the back of the head prospective! Makes it cuter and funnier!

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus Рік тому +3

    Miko is so fucking funny.
    She just literally runs over a car and while looking out the window at whats left of it, she's like "Lives have peaks and valleys. Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen."
    Man I lost it.

  • @InkPanda
    @InkPanda 2 роки тому +2

    5:34 LOL she said my name

  • @neros1277
    @neros1277 2 роки тому +1

    Headline: Japanese woman wrecks havoc in Europe while driving a truck

  • @EvenlyDay
    @EvenlyDay 2 роки тому +1

    She's treating the game like GTA in first-person view.

  • @seventhheaven7594
    @seventhheaven7594 2 роки тому +4

    To think that this is the same person that got 5th place in the last mario kart tournament

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 2 роки тому +3

    Drags a car for half a kilometer, then doesn't even look at it as she drives away. Savage.

  • @vangvull999
    @vangvull999 2 роки тому +3

    You know shit got real when miko just showing her back

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 2 роки тому +2

    "I could have a drivers license" she says, shortly before driving *over* someone in their car

  • @xrickolim
    @xrickolim 2 роки тому +2

    1:52
    Yeah, don't worry.. Everything is fine

  • @shota-wiem3252
    @shota-wiem3252 2 роки тому +4

    I can't imagine how many people have died if Miko drive on the road

  • @terranempire2
    @terranempire2 2 роки тому +2

    Suddenly Truck-kun has an Elite face

  • @aceantoniosiquijor5194
    @aceantoniosiquijor5194 2 роки тому +1

    Truck Manufacturers: Our trucks are durable!!
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    ELITE MIKO: THIS IS SO FRAGILE!!

  • @Duplucky5
    @Duplucky5 2 роки тому +3

    It makes me laugh so hard. I love her thought "If I'm still alive, it's ok, too bad for theses people I killed in that truck crash." lmao.

  • @ribs5993
    @ribs5993 2 роки тому +4

    Ah yes Miko life truly does have it's ups and down. Like how one moment you can be enjoying a relaxing drive and the next you take out a family of 4 in a sedan

  • @WeirdSatay
    @WeirdSatay 2 роки тому +3

    I'd like to sincerely thank Miko's family for suggesting her not to get a driving license.

  • @NightmareOfSolomonShira04
    @NightmareOfSolomonShira04 2 роки тому +1

    She says she has no drivers license because her family told her not to get one, but I can imaging that she never saw how traffic works either lol.

  • @sacryx5702
    @sacryx5702 2 роки тому +5

    I love watching as her money progressively goes down and eventually into debt from all the damages she does to society.

  • @SaigaTenshi
    @SaigaTenshi 2 роки тому +5

    And another 35P gets hospitalized. I told you guys to be kind to Miko XD

  • @hteekay
    @hteekay 2 роки тому +2

    Miko sure showed her family why she don't need driver license to drive

  • @coffeeinhandproductions3238
    @coffeeinhandproductions3238 2 роки тому +1

    I like how perfectly suited Miko's 3D model is for driving sims such as this. Baby has serious road rage issues lol.

  • @justinbooth5056
    @justinbooth5056 2 роки тому +2

    I laugh so hard at Miko's content but only on these games she has no business playing XD

  • @yoshiro3549
    @yoshiro3549 2 роки тому +2

    when you thought there is only gas pedal on a car

  • @kayodias3355
    @kayodias3355 2 роки тому +2

    Sakura Miko at the wheel is constant danger!

  • @Nomans_Nomen
    @Nomans_Nomen 2 роки тому +4

    This is like letting Yoshiko from “Aho Girl” drive a semi truck. Actually, I almost can’t tell Yoshiko and Miko apart…

  • @_cooleststar_
    @_cooleststar_ 2 роки тому +13

    Hahaha the poor car that was ran over was in view at the right mirror 1:32

    • @zetta8277
      @zetta8277 2 роки тому +5

      This was hilarious lol and Miko saying shit happens was a nice touch lol.

  • @icypath07
    @icypath07 2 роки тому +4

    1:08
    Miko: *That's why I put you guys at the back and drive this.*
    1:54
    Us 35P: *Wait who daFAQ let the baby dri-*

  • @ryugatsuchiya9018
    @ryugatsuchiya9018 2 роки тому +1

    her family told her not to get a driving license. 4:56- now you know why.

  • @LuckeeStrikee
    @LuckeeStrikee 2 роки тому +1

    its bjork

  • @x16it17
    @x16it17 2 роки тому +9

    as long as we alive, it doesn't matter.😂

  • @SaigaTenshi
    @SaigaTenshi 2 роки тому +5

    Miko got Bjorked

  • @HoloFix
    @HoloFix 2 роки тому +2

    LOL Miko and her driving skills OP. Hilarious when she wouldn't let that car pass her. XD

  • @A-Letter
    @A-Letter 2 роки тому +1

    Miko driving like if she goes under 55, chat in the back explodes (but she's considering it)

  • @zantou_namakura
    @zantou_namakura 2 роки тому

    1:19 at this point im just stunned, wide eyed, and deeply concerned

  • @maeschder
    @maeschder 2 роки тому +2

    She actually has an advantage not having a license.
    That means she wont try to drive on the left like the scrubby Japanese.

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 2 роки тому +5

    Mikochi once said that she knows we love her pon moments that's why she intentionally plays into it. That doesn't make it less fun though. 🤣

  • @KDannXII
    @KDannXII 8 місяців тому

    Miko: "I don't have a driver license"
    Everyone: For the good of the public, please never get one.

  • @sinner506
    @sinner506 2 роки тому +1

    1:55 Narrator: "It was not daijobu"

  • @xpanji
    @xpanji 2 роки тому +38

    how to join isekai

  • @islangkay7297
    @islangkay7297 2 роки тому +6

    is this another meaning of "Baby in Car" sticker?

  • @PrismZet
    @PrismZet 2 роки тому +2

    I DESPERATELY need a Hololive long haul trucking endurance stream, all the girls trucking for like 20 hours lol

  • @grumpycup4762
    @grumpycup4762 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first time I've ever heard the word Björk (Birch) be pronounced as B-York.
    Truly I have been blessed this day.

  • @JosephtheOG5
    @JosephtheOG5 4 місяці тому +1

    Welcome to Russia baby Miko!

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +2

    She might not be the best as trucker, but she would be absolutely Elite in a tank

  • @vonxiasin8160
    @vonxiasin8160 2 роки тому +1

    So this is the person who responsible for thousands of people getting Isekaied

  • @Umi_Oni
    @Umi_Oni 2 роки тому

    Miko: FAQ BJORK
    Bjork:
    *Erratic flute noises
    Ayyyyaaamaaalaaaiiivveee yooohoo armia wunnnn
    *Uncomfortably fast drumbeat starts
    *Instant brassline enters en forte

  • @vespaia2166
    @vespaia2166 2 роки тому

    I only get this philosophical during heavy traffic lol

  • @jeanhunter3538
    @jeanhunter3538 2 роки тому

    Watching people without driver’s licenses playing driving sims/games is always great

  • @zeonb
    @zeonb 2 роки тому

    Miko: I'm good at this
    Also Miko: crashes against a car

  • @mathology5710
    @mathology5710 2 роки тому

    1:47 This gave me flashbacks of "Grape Stomping Lady Falls" video.

  • @AvernGostir
    @AvernGostir 2 роки тому +2

    I swear i meet at least one Miko on the road every day or at least people who drive in a similar fashion...

  • @mrii114
    @mrii114 2 роки тому +2

    Did Miko really tell a stoplight to 'Don't get in the way'?

  • @koholos
    @koholos 2 роки тому +9

    When I was considering getting my CDL, I practiced on this game.
    Not sure it’ll help you get a regular driver’s livense, though. Especially if you keep rolling your truck,