JAKE PAUL STRIKES YOUTUBERS (ASOT)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- pull out your ipad kids, today's a spicy video
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Intro / outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
Thanks for rating the video five stars, and yes. I did steal the thumbnail from pewdiepie
by the way, here's my new twitter so you can preemptively block me ► twitter.com/PyrocynicalVEVO
Pyrocynical the internet is a series of tubes.
Pyrocynical I rate it 6/5
Pyrocynical First like yay... jk it's a cancer comment ;D
Pyrocynical we have the same red camo fidget spinner
pyro, ASOT is the best thing that happened to this channel
" _No 15 year old French girl option? I'm quite disappointed._ "
*~Pyrocynical*
link 2 ur profile pic pls
Unicorny _ wtf
Trifler Triflington 14*
Aislinn Garrett 13*
-1*
Lmao "a good friend of mine Dolan Dark, who runs the account planet Dolan"
NinjaPatroll Honestly, the channel is a guilty pleasure of mine.
Troin
Which one?
Brobot 500 Planet Dolan.
NinjaPatroll lol
I like Planet Dolan as well. especially Hellbent.
I love the chats in his livestreams lol.
"go play in traffic" "look at the gaps between his teeth"
Been a while since we had a good scandal like this, it was bound to happen...
ProtoMario but prootooo why are you here?
BAH PRAUTA AUUUUUUUGH
why are you here and why have i not seen your videos
No kidding
ProtoMario but proto I didn't know you watched pyro
Al Buuuuut shibb... wait a minute
like a great man once said "I'm gay"
Yes
And the more lesser great man, jumped down, and said “I’m gay”, while piercing the sun with the words of great wisdom
Ain't that a kick in the head?
Sulfuric Acid pretty sure Adolf hitler said that mate
@@thatoneguy7980 yes? there was no question
If christian burns is "famous" then pewdiepie must be god
ThatOneGuy the fricken security guard has more followers on both his fan and real account. lmao
then what is the security guard
imagine nofuckers as an A-list celebrity
ThatOneGuy my namea cheff
He is
>respecting other peoples opinions
>the internet
Pick one.
tfw u greentext on youtube mfw mfw mfw mfw mfw mfw mfw mfw >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
huh...can I just,take both?
Internet
kharmainyoface Both :/
kharmainyoface I'm not going to make a choice because in reality I can have both
Who is this cute little Jeff and how tight is her Mirelurk den.
Mr. Bones Pretty tight dude, it has 5 mirelurks with 3 mirelurk hunters and kings and also some kid in a jumpsuit wielding a nuke launcher
It has a few softshell mireluks you can say.
the mirelurk queen 😏
@@jonahhilmon9178 dear...GOD..
Took me a week to realize ASOT meant A series of tubes
Goddammit I'm an idiot
Jebus Kist it took me one year.
It took me a minute.
I was today years old when I realised that
I was today years old bitch
it took me to stumble on this comment, thanks btw
L- lemme
G- get uhhh
B- boneless pizza wit a
T- two liter coke
That1pear sorry B *2L MACHINE BROKE*
i didn't know this was this relevant?
Uuh pizza don't got bone on it
That1pear rip boneless pizza meme was funny for 1 second - 2 seconds
Two liter coke machine 🅱roke
L- lemme smash
G- get uhhh
B- boneless pizza wit a
T- two liter coke
hey have you heard of lgbtq+
well im the b
*_boneless_*
That's about half true
i identify as a teo litre coke man
TWO LITER COKE Br0K3
L- lets
G- get down to
B- business to defeat
T- the huns
"every cell division" lmao
All the mitosis going on, every time a cell moves a planck length, every time a cell dies, all the cell actions, recorded by an I-Phone
Old pyro sounds like such a nice and genuine dude
I wonder where it all went wrong
It all went wrong when he bought a fidget spinner.
I'm a weird normalist. he became one with the memes
SonicGamer Shush he's just expressing himself
Pyro has a brilliant mix of comedy and intelligence. He is an older LtCorbis with less of an ego. Ever since his face reveal videos, he has stepped up his content and knows what is good for his fanbase, and what topics are redundant (just like IDubbbz)
Clorox Bleach I love you
This person is smart. I applaud you.
With less forehead more importantly.
Clorox Bleach YOUR PROFILE IS A DEAD MEME
Getting really tired of his shit with Pewdiepie though- like is he even trying with it anymore? Pewdiepie himself already makes fun of what he does. Like, try something new.
2016 pyrocynical... when i thought he was a 60 year old man
I thought 2016 Pyro was a 12 year old boy with a voice changer
Pyrocinical explaining how to deal with drama was kind of a foreshadow bro.
When pyrocynical starts “crying” when he remembers his 250,000 special when he said he praised the fans
At least he’s honest
England is my G E N D E R
I sexually identify as an England.
crumpets
i love you
vasnikos England is my house.
England is my neighborhood 8)
When the intro says the internet isn't just something where u dump stuff
Any way to get Pyro's attention? I really need a serious subject about pedophilia on the Xbox community to be addressed, but everywhere I go, I get turned away.
I'm hoping maybe this could get heard.
like this to get his attention.
Unwound Doll Pyrocynical subreddit should work, I know this has been mentioned on there but try and get your point across.
He has an insta
No u
PS4?
Lol console peasent
"Montage parodies are still coming, i've got at least two more in the works right now"
i'm not taking this out of context so you better follow through with this
pause at 6:22 and you see "proud to be a fidget spinner"
Lol
You can lol
#BringBackPyrozellam8
Bring back Pyrozella
Stay #Pyroful
i third this
2017 pyro: just to warn you that was 2016 pyro.
2018 pyro: just to warn you that was 2017 pyro.
2019 pyro: just to warn you that was 2018 pyro.
2020 pyro: just to warn you that was 2019 pyro.
2021 pyro: just to warn you that was 2020 pyro.
2016 pyro: So guys we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers.
I know this will inevitably get buried in the trash comments but honestly I don't care, since there's a small chance it will be seen. I really enjoy this channel, despite how ridiculous things can get. Theres a lot of news channels and comedy channels but none quite like this. I truly enjoy this channel and it makes my day better to see new pyrocynical videos. So uh, if you do see this Pyro, thanks man, I really enjoy your content, you're doing great, keep it up pal.
+Datturtledaug fuck yourself
+Kudos my name jeff?
I, too, appreciate the lesbian.
Is you're nama jeuff?
My nama jeff
I just noticed ASOT means A Series Of Tubes... I am an idiot for not noticing sooner.
I noticed this too four weeks ago. I feel dum-dum
Sameee
Same
i always fucking think your house is the fucking disco in hotline miami with those lights.
Carlton it's a lesbian strip club
Fenixx or 10 million fire flies
are you guys sure it isnt the gay club that got shot in Orlando?
Carlton no...because one Thicc, blond lesbian survived and now she is making videos on UA-cam
Carlton Its a east German night club
2:06 Damn right, someone recorded my atoms picking on a black bacteria.
5:34 took his own advice there
Yeah and it worked i need to write that down
what is gay? lol
weed
Weeaboo
watching jake paul.
Steve Shives
You
I'm happy there are people like Pyro who can keep an objective view on a situation and still address both sides equally, whilst still keeping the spicy memes in tact
6:24 "god created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"
I am gay but the lgbt+ community has gotten a little sensitive recently. I of course don't neglect the fact that we have gone through so much shit just to be looked at normally, but that doesn't mean we have to complain, we should put on a brave face and take on the worlds bullshit and bigotry.
HA gAAAAAAAAy
Baydos Potato i agree, too many people make up being gay or bi or lesbian just because they want to be special. But not every member of the lgbt community wants to be special, i like to believe that the people that do want to be special are a smaller group and they just yell louder than the rest of us
Manuke I entirely agree, people need to stop being so sensitive. Of course there is hate and bigotry in this horrible world, but still, a lot of people treat everything as an insult to their sexuality, it's idiotic.
Hugh Mungus wow you added so much to this comment chain
Hugh Mungus keyboard warrior
When are you doing a face reveal?
Probably never
So guys, we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers. The fact we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal. 250,000 subscribers and it's still growing
I'm going to be honest, at first I thought ASOT meant " and some other things"
ASOT
A- please
S- Stop
O- Making
T- Cancer
Or "As Seen On TV".
lesbian lol
weed lol
cocaine lol
Not all opinions are equal. The results of having a certain opinion can dictate what you can and cannot do. Sometimes opinions are not just closed to the back of your head; THEY EFFECT OTHER PEOPLES LIVES. This is called growing up, to realise not every opinion should be treated equally like the difference between a political view and your view on pizza toppings.
"We've got to have money..." XD (I wish written language wasn't so primitive that I can't explain the way he spoke)
Exter * "We've gOt to have... mONEy..."
Yeah that's funny hey XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
'you do not treat a human being like a dog'
proceeds to cuss out the security guard and call him ugly
1:19
*we are in the generation now where every action you do,every cell division in your body is recorded on someone's iphone*
I was a air conditioner,i'm a shitty old meme now.#proudtobeachromatinmaterial
#ProudToBeBigSmoke
The strikes are dropping like a godchurch
Christiian Burns looks like Mr. Burns had a baby with Jake Paul
my name jeff
mi nombre es jeff
ich heisse jeff
ja se zovem jeff
je m'appelle jeff
Mano vardas Jeff
wait leafyishere is a lesbian i thought he sexually identified as a tumor.
Tornado Darkness Who is leafyishere?
he sexually identifies at a snake.
no he is sexually identified as csgo skin
holy shit pyro was right
This Guy leafy IS the extra chromosome
wait
i actually stopped playing my hardbass for this video
why did i get a trap remix nursery rhyme song as an ad
I can imagine someone descending into Hell and hearing the lyrics to "It's Everyday 🅱️ro". Somebody get on that FanFiction.
TheMegaMantine YT your profile pic is a fucking legend
sonic spidey Thx bro
#ProudToBe non-binary Apache Helicopter
Alan Hisoka #ISupportYou man
oops
Alan Hisoka what are your preferred pronouns our lord?
Austin Werner Apachemaster911Hesheit
Konstantin Lazarevic I would If it wasn't Gay
LGBT
Lets Getsome Beautifulpussy Tonight
MLGBT
Minecraft
Lesbians
Go
Baywatch
Trippin'
0:35 song is called trinity by 009
Thank me later
THANK YOU! I was searchin this song for many months but i couldnt find due to not knowing the name of the track or of the artists... it was so annoying. Thank you dude
Lorenzo Ruotolo YOURE A FUCKING LEGEND DUDE
Lorenzo Ruotolo THANK YOU OMG IV BEEN LOOKIN FOR THAT SONG FOR EVER
if you were back between 2007-2011
You will have heard the shit out of this
But you weren't so the name is Trance-Dreamscape 009
literally just type in "that UA-cam song"
Geoff*
How does he do the dolley zoom at 6:30?? That shouldn't be possible!!
"This may come across as a little bit biased, because it's coming from a lesbian"
is he a real lesbain
Ben Edery No it‘s just a running joke on his channel
imagine if pyro actually gay. lol.
G- MAN he is gay though
MeralThePrincesses hes lesbian nigga
+Nate “Hailstorm” Nixon what is your profile pic
skylurker it's shaggy from Scooby Doo
But I don't where my friend found or did to this to make it look the way it does
Where is Scarce?
Link 22 not here.
Scarce has got to the point of no return... he's turned into Kermit the frog
I would just like to point out that the song Lando Bright used (at 3:37 ish) is from a great game called Crysis 2. The fact no-one has pointed this out yet is beyond me.
How's it going everyone, flashbang here.
England is litty
Sir Smiles is it also your city?
Sir Smiles the place to get a kitty
J-joke
A-all
K-kids
E-estimate
P-poo
A-and
U-u
L-love
Joe
Yeah I'm LGBTQ
L- You would not
G- Believe
B- Your eyes
T- If
Q- *TEN MILLION FIREFLIES*
why :(
Lantutt202 HAHA
Minecraftfan99690 your name makes me want to subscribe
I fuckin love that song
Lantutt202 My name Jeff
Stretched the outro so it would hit over the 10 minute mark ;)
Jake paul the type of dude to turn his plate instead of his fork when he eats spaghetti
Anyone remember the UA-cam Heroes thing or whatever it was called
The shitty action figures they were trying to push?
Without Night lmao good one
6:35 so guys we did it
L- let's
G- get down to
B- business
T- to defeat the hans
Kid Squid420 *huns
"I just care about people"-Christian Burns, the ironic statement of 2017
The song at 0:37 is Dreamscape - 009 Sound System
thank you my man
2007 in a nutshell lol
No it's Darude-SandStorm
Okey
Jake Paul possesed a human from the city of England.
Nick Crompton
I miss old pyro
the word "the" exists you know.
+Smeow time what sort of black magic is this "the" you speak of?
+Raptor_Bacon Pls help am fat tried everything to get anorexic even chaos majik dosnt 2work.
+Smeow time was any of that english?
+TheUndying Wrath Girl Eats Sand
don't worry pyro, everyone is shitty when they first start UA-cam.
but hes still shitty
Yeah Jake Paul striking UA-camrs is cool, but have you ever had *GARLIC BREAD?*
Almost 2 million subs and we're still waiting for the 1 million subs special edition face reveal. I think Pewdiepie will do another penumbra playthrough before we get the 1 million sub video at this point.
Then you realize that you could terminate channels. about 420 of them on my hitlist.
L - Lettuce
G - Gravy
B - Bacon
T - Tomato
Danger Noodle well i love lgbt!
When he cringes at 2016 pyro but that was the best pyro
i'm not joking, i was on the brigde on Dying Light just 2 minutes before i saw this clip of him diving into da water... #RandomShit
1:48 my favorite episode of the Simpsons
geoff
Was he high when he made that follow-up video? Seemed like he was on angeldust!
I don't like #ProudToBe, because why should you be prideful of your sexuality...
You're straight
You're gay
You're bi
It doesn't matter, just live, and judge people by their actions, not what "quirky" sexualities, genders, or needless qualities one flaunts for no apparent reason.
We have prides to show social conservative bigots that we will not go away because they want us to, that we will no longer allow conversion therapy to take place in this country, to let them know we intend to keep the right to get married.
Mikana K well the lots of the Republicans actually want to strip us of our hard earned rights. You know, how they do not want us to have kids because there will be no mother/father BUT they do not attack single parents that do not have a spouse of the opposite sex. Oh, maybe about how they want to take away our right to get married. Or even how they wants the torture and damage of LGBTQ+ children to remain legal. Also we have the right of speech and expression so you and other people being pissy will not stop flamboyants.
Star Killer Its about respect in the end isn't it? Clearly being annoying and flamboyant isn't getting you your way and is just in fact getting more people who would have, if not totally agreed with you at least tolerate you without a problem, annoyed and against you. If people acted respectable while being proud of themselves and not shoving it in others faces then maybe they'd get treated with more respect along with what they stand for.
I only like the L part of LGBT
+Alex Rivera L=🖕
When did Pyro replace Scarce
Just after tied him and put him in a cardboard box then mailed him to Keemstar.
Top 10 Anime betrayals...
Pyro's city is england.
And his generic ass shirt's collar is poppin'!
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget it, boyee!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I.,
Horatio the Horat so bigga!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shake it like a seizure, hold up,
Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!)
Breathe that reefer in my lungs.
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
COMMIEZ *insert laugh track*
shit looks like the early 2016 time portal opened again
*T H A T O L D M E M E S M E L L*
COMMIEZ still a better love story than Shrek he's swag
GRAND DAD
R
A
N
D
D
A
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I gotta say I kinda miss 2017 pyrocynical. He’s evolved a lot but this version of him was also great
*E N G L A N D I S M Y G E N D E R*
G E N D E R I S M Y E N G L A N D
Yes I can rap and no I'm not from Compton
D A T ' S M Y B O . . . E N G L A N D
TBH if I saw pyro in real life I would bow down to him and tell him "my master"
What is gay? Lol.
"stay away from me"
HE KNEW
0:43
0:36 song name?
CyberGuy In CyberSpace Darude Sandstorm
old meme dude
Darude Memestorm
Gingbro OMG THANKS FINALLY SOMEONE TELLS ME THANK YOU DAD
Pyro > Keemstar
=*
pesdepiee > jontrrpn
Onions Have Layers.
A brave Ogre 6969
the last part of video is so heartwarming
I like 2016 pyro :(
How's it going everyone, flashbang here.
I kinda agree with one of the comments, I paused the video and it said "I don't have anything against gay people, or lesbians, etc, I do have something against it when their treated like victims of society."
Well when you read the comments I can see where their coming from
I see where you’re coming from, but in some ways, they are victims of society, especially because of the influx of people putting them down, even to this day. Ofc they should be treated like normal humans and not be treated like royalty when nothing significant happened (especially now when more and more people are being less disrespectful to them) , but there’s nothing wrong with celebrating them for putting up with hate and disrespect (like I.e women, black people, etc.)
because we are lmfao
many non-lgbt+ people hold the privilege of talking shit about us, even as a sour joke, and sometimes we are told by those people what we can and can’t do, or say what isn’t right
Cyrsclin everyone develops a victim complex, but those in my community who speak about how we need justice are not faking their victim title
we have struggled for long enough
Just love the guy who comments on burns say ‘you should play in the traffic’