There once was a man named John Pork Who loved to eat meat with a fork He'd cook up a feast Of pork, beef, and beast But his doctor said, "Your heart's in a bad torque!"
John called me while I was breaking goofy ahh game record and I lost it because of him he is an big bully when I declined his call I heard log noise form minkraft and almost died
You made a terrible mistake John pork is 75 m away from your location John pork is 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 John pork is 1 m away from your location John pork is here you killed John pork,s body disappeared.
Hold on are these like actual fortnite things? Like people made it in creative or something idk I don’t really play that game anymore Because this is actually really impressive tbh
@@gu-TT0 damn that’s crazy. I remember a couple years ago in season 7 there wasn’t much to do but it was still fun. Crazy how much the game changed, maybe I should check it out again
the smirk emotion paired with the fact that she is bent over (which is commonly seen as a sexual position) is why we think of the sex and stuff when we see this. also it appears as if she is stuck and needs help and this will definitely lure in our inner instincts of protecting our specie's survival and this may relate to why we think of a sex because we don't want our species to die out so we think about reproducing. the smirk emojition is almost a smile indicating happioness and we are at our highest point if happyness when we are having a sex but the fact that the emoji is looking to the side and the eye brows are looking up could indicate an alternative motive to the normal smile face, which further increases our thoughts on sexual desires. this is because when we look away from someone, it is ususlly because we are nervous. if we were smiling normally, why would we look away ? in conclusion, there are a lot of different factors in why have such sexual thoughts abt such a simple every day task / action and we can not point to one reason as to why it is this way. maybe it is because the female is in a vulnerable state or maybe because the word "help her" is ambigous and could mean many things. but it is up to yu to decide my friends.
@@VEEINZ furthermore I would like to add, statistically speaking, a huge portion of humanity will definitely choose that option. Likely due to dopamine overdose. I would also like to add a fact, of course not to offend anyone who isn't on my side but the majority of the people who just observed the event would likely research the exact code of the fortnite map. Unfortunately dwelling themselves down to doing horrendous acts.
And here we see the backstory as to why no one was answering John porks calls on the day he died, he jump scared them with funni Fortnite maps and in return his friends and the poles were prancing him by not answering his calls, truly a sad and totally avoidable event, just sad all around for all parties involved. Hope you all are staying strong as a result to his passing. Just rennet heaven is a more beautiful place now with him up there. God bless you all. And remember one like = one prayer for John pork
GUYS!! DO NOT CALL JOHNATHAN PORK AT 3 AM!!!! WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE 😧😧‼️‼️
thank you arcade ass, it’s 2:59 am in my time zone and i almost called him, you saved my life
@@thememe4u close one 😔👍👍
Yeah don't call me guys it's very annoying 🗣️
@@ArcadeAssassin John Pork is nothing compared to Saul.
Daniel give me coffee 저어덛
as a close friend of John Pork, he tends to get quirky at night
Piggy:
"Uh the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"
How do you know 🤨
@@Simongravitrax read my comment
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This is truly one of the John Pork moments of all time!
So funny 😐
@@BigYosh Liverpool fans🤣🤣🤣
So True
My favourite part was when john pork porked everywhere
And this has truly been one of the Liverpool seasons of all time
I would not have thought that John, in addition to being part of Peppa's family, has to do with the bite of 87 🤯🤯
John Pork looks like a character Seth Rogan would play. I can imagine answering the phone and just hearing his laugh
my favorite part was when john pork said "its porkin time"😢😢😢😢 truly one of the moments of all time
and then john porked all over the pigs
And porked all over the place. 😢😢 simply superb. Bravo Vince 👏👏👏
Certified John Pork moment
That jumpscare scared me so bad until I fell of the chair 😰
I Would Answer In A Heartbeat For Mr John Pork
All jokes aside, these maps are animated and modeled greatly
Can u animate models in Fortnite?
@@dhaysisdanaluli yea with the new unreal update
*both?*
If you dont pick up the call, John Pork will subjugate the human race with his porcine pals
john pork when joe beef arrives💀
I am actually a close friend to John Pork, and accidentally sending the wrong fartnight map happens to him often
Him when my sibling eats pork
Wait until Pohn Jork calls 📞
The ironic subscribe animation always cracks me up 😂
Guys!! Did you hear? John Pork is in the hospital after the being beat by a gang and he’s survived!
As john porks father, I can confirm that he does get a bit... Funny at night...
There once was a man named John Pork
Who loved to eat meat with a fork
He'd cook up a feast
Of pork, beef, and beast
But his doctor said, "Your heart's in a bad torque!"
"A plague o' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!"
-Mercutio
Romeo and Juliet
0:21 let's raise a fund for stuck on a washing machine person
John Pork my beloved
@BallerFormhitgameroblox no
People are finally waking up to the reality of John Pork
Let's hope John Pork never come to my house and knock at my door at night ...
As a john pork i can confirm that I'm indeed goofy ahh.
this 44 sec video has more emotions than the Titanic
John pork may be a bit clumsy, but at least he wouldn't mess with anyone with guns!
Right?
I cry when he said “it john pork time” and pork them all
the pig on the pole got me rolling on the floor
John pork, does get a bit quirky at night 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
this video had no significant impact on my life
John pork won't leave me alone
I will forever John Pork
The jumpscare at the end looks funny instead of scary. Also, why John Pork keeps on calling me?
PLS ACCEPT THIS TELEPHONE 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I loved it when john pork said "its porkin time" then porked all around the place
NOT RUEBEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
bro founded a new trend in tiktok
Honestly creative 2.0 make even more thing’s. And some of them feel like it’s not fortnite
Who you picking up for
John pork or the noise
omacaaahhh jon pokksss
Freddy foozbar moment
finally, a funny arcade assassin video
im just happy that there was no amogus
If only this fellow knew about the monday left me broken cat and smurf cat and strawberry elephant
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR- (fnaf beatbox plays)
What did I just watch
Everyone is on the uefn train now
Was that the bite of 87
I wanted Freddy to do his iconic twerk dance 😠
I live in the Philippines and i show this to my mom and pretends it's someone calling named John Pork 😂
"Observar" is a Portuguese Brazilian word, so... *BRAZIL MENTIONED* 🔥🔥🔥
John Pork knew about the first map
Makes a lot of sense
Bro look like technoblade💀
OH MY GOD! JOHNATHAN PORK!
Two nights at Alfredo's
John called me while I was breaking goofy ahh game record and I lost it because of him he is an big bully when I declined his call I heard log noise form minkraft and almost died
"Gaming"
what. I’m screwed… I’m so screwed. OH NO HELP 😞😞😔😟😨😦
Freddy Fapbear
Daniel give me coffee 🦠 🎉😮🎉😮😮😂
You made a terrible mistake John pork is 75 m away from your location John pork is 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 John pork is 1 m away from your location John pork is here you killed John pork,s body disappeared.
balls
J O H N P O R K I S C A L L I N G
❤❤❤❤
Freddy's sus bear
Sorry that is my neighbour
wow, creative mode got crazy since i left.
I am kinda hungry.........
it feels like yesterday we were playing in that fortnite tournament. its mctastyyy
0:03
El cochiloco
Daniel Give me coffee
NOOOOOO EN YA NOMAMES
John pork stopped the suspicious activitie in fortnite 😂😂😂
No
"fnaf is a good game ☝️🤓"
no he isnt
You're right
💀💀
BUCH
Truly one of the best Arcade Ass videos ever 👏🥲🤧 Also I heard that John Pork died. Please guys like this comment so John's soul can RIP
👇👇👇
Bro liked his own comment _💀_
@@theschnozzler nah bro wasn't me
@@theschnozzler It was me
Hold on are these like actual fortnite things?
Like people made it in creative or something idk I don’t really play that game anymore
Because this is actually really impressive tbh
yea, those are actual maps. creative has changed alot lately
@@gu-TT0 damn that’s crazy. I remember a couple years ago in season 7 there wasn’t much to do but it was still fun. Crazy how much the game changed, maybe I should check it out again
@@Iamworm you should check the game out imo, the game is free anyway so u have nothing to lose even if u end up not liking it
GIVE ME THAT CHUN-LI MAP CODE
Please tell me that that fortnite map of Chun li Does Not actually exist.
It’s not accepting??!!
that fortnite map got removed
Who is John pork
John Pork took everything from me. I am now Muslim, my name is now Jawed Beef. I will have my revenge.
A FREAKING MASTERPIECE
Oreo smith
Help her
“Help her 😏” 💀
💀💀💀
@bfdifireyfan3595 Nah.
the smirk emotion paired with the fact that she is bent over (which is commonly seen as a sexual position) is why we think of the sex and stuff when we see this. also it appears as if she is stuck and needs help and this will definitely lure in our inner instincts of protecting our specie's survival and this may relate to why we think of a sex because we don't want our species to die out so we think about reproducing. the smirk emojition is almost a smile indicating happioness and we are at our highest point if happyness when we are having a sex but the fact that the emoji is looking to the side and the eye brows are looking up could indicate an alternative motive to the normal smile face, which further increases our thoughts on sexual desires. this is because when we look away from someone, it is ususlly because we are nervous. if we were smiling normally, why would we look away ?
in conclusion, there are a lot of different factors in why have such sexual thoughts abt such a simple every day task / action and we can not point to one reason as to why it is this way. maybe it is because the female is in a vulnerable state or maybe because the word "help her" is ambigous and could mean many things. but it is up to yu to decide my friends.
@@VEEINZ furthermore I would like to add, statistically speaking, a huge portion of humanity will definitely choose that option. Likely due to dopamine overdose. I would also like to add a fact, of course not to offend anyone who isn't on my side but the majority of the people who just observed the event would likely research the exact code of the fortnite map. Unfortunately dwelling themselves down to doing horrendous acts.
@@VEEINZ woah
I don’t know why he would think it would be ok to send the Chung li getting stuck in washer map 💀
Does somebody have that map
@@kdera7698 💀
@@kdera7698 I'd rather have the FNAF map 🗿
i don't think something "unusual" could happen. Unless they have created a mod where the "unusual thing" happens 💀💀💀
@@BaldersOficial the map got banned so probably
I have no idea what a John Pork is but this video was like watching my life flash before my eyes.
My name is litetally John pork 💀💀💀
hi john pork!
i think that counts as child abuse
And here we see the backstory as to why no one was answering John porks calls on the day he died, he jump scared them with funni Fortnite maps and in return his friends and the poles were prancing him by not answering his calls, truly a sad and totally avoidable event, just sad all around for all parties involved. Hope you all are staying strong as a result to his passing. Just rennet heaven is a more beautiful place now with him up there. God bless you all. And remember one like = one prayer for John pork
Bro came back to life 💀
Piggy
“Four Fortnights at Freddies” - Sun Tzu, the art of war
Anyways pls don’t look at the map code at the start wrong one
JOHN PORK IS ALIVE????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀
John pork awayls ruins the best part :(
Ah hell naw john pork in fordnite now ☠☠☠
I played this video without my headphones and my mom thought someones phone was ringing.