Pump University - Episode 1 (Health 101)
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
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Pump University where vegetables are not allowed to be eaten only smoked.
You can smoke lettuce and nothing else
@@enicaeduard we can smoke all veggies ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@kartikahluwalia4795 you can't smoke a tomato .
I WANNA ENROLL
Lol
Lil pump really out here using 100% of his brain power.
If this is him at 100% I'd hate to see what he's like using less than that
Paradox Apollo yea just like when he said *70*
Only real og Pump fans know
@@wafflezombie167 yes lmao
Wait he has a brain?
Dwl
1:40 "You will lose a lot of brain cells after watching this video" quoted Professor Pump
@Dat Boii huh, never contemplated that.... Hes so "Woke" lmao
@Dat Boii Why are you so triggered he never said he was dumb holy shit.
@@averageballfan3168 Stfu
Fact
I cannot agree more
(doesn't go to a university so he makes his own)
1000 IQ moments
Rank Adventures he was in harvard tho
@@kekw4630 REALY IS HE GRADUATE
Lil pump is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow and see how long he slept
Fuck me thats great idea. I might try that tonight
XD
Tried it ... Not working tho
Lmfao
Your Funny af
“You will be losing a lot of braincells watching this video”
-Lil Pump 2019
Well atleast hes self aware
Oh shit i ruined the 420 likes that you had FUCK im a terrible person
The only righful thing he said in the whole vid
StaphE kiddo Don’t worry
Carl Skovgaard hej
I love how they cut him off before he can finish eskeet😂😂
"We're healthy because we're happy." That's actually a really good moto and is probably true.
If bacteria wants to enter your body just say no, it needs your consent
@@Fritz-the-Brat Is that rape?
Akali Nara yes
He is not a rapper.
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 bacteria enters through your holes
Pump dropped out of Harvard to star his own university
start*
@@zt9894 damn, you're that type of person...
TKChamp BROScastle fr
TKChamp BROScastle this nigga acting like we dont know what it is💀
@@neelambhardwaj4551 you got me😂😂😂
Lil Pump before making this video: *Looks up what a university is*
and he still didn't get it
That's disgusting lol
soundcloud.com/prototype_666/cherry-ft-blessings-prod-eggy
He went to Harvard tho
@@alexhellstrom6105 that's according to him
Low-key this dude has one of the best and funniest personalitys in the rap game right now
What are you 14
@@zachlusk798 you cant deny pump is funny af
@@zachlusk798 what are you 16 and trying to be rebelian piece of shit that try to be cool only because your max 2 years older
no df he dont
Nowy Pro like I care how you think I am fuck boi
"You will be losing a lot of brain cells today"😂😂😂🥶
Me: Searches up what a vegetable is.
*Pump University wants to know your location*
who tf doesnt know what a vegetable is??
@@kobepomare8732 That's the point of the joke
Lmaooooo
*FBI OPEN UP!!!*
🤣
My house is 70 miles from pump university, and I'm driving at 70 miles per hour, so I'll be there in *70 hours*
hope this blows up lol
This is soo stupid it should get a lot of likes
70 nigga
Di Cicilia Beats 6ix9ine logic
Di Cicilia Beats 70 nigga
Lil pump the type of guy to cook his meat in the fridge
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾 this deserves more likes
Your comment is funny more than the whole video lol
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來調味食物煮的時候 1618763015
Thank you, I can pass my math exam now
Lmao
Taikamuna muitaki suomalaisii tääl
chicken wings
Moi
Yea
i don’t know why i like this video so much
Moonlayer
Moxas Same man, same
Same
Pump has a chill and funny personality. He doesn't seem like a try hard here he just goes with the flow
wasup moxas
THIS NEEDS TO BE AN ADULT SWIM SHOW NOW
01:21 best advice i ever received
Lil pump the type of person to try to drown a fish
Tf
You can drown a fish, depends if it’s a fresh water fish or salt water. Lil fact 4
Lone Wolf mums 🤣🤣
I want to peel cereal
Lil Pump is gonna put Harvard out of business in the school game.
Yee
In the UNIVERSITY game
Tbh lol
Versaucey My Music is so trash it’s funny : ua-cam.com/video/ZBZCPEbLJWo/v-deo.html
This seems like it should be on the Eric Andre show
Fr it's just missing the "we'll be right back" at the end
when the
*I actually love this so much 😂😂*
I have already watched this 50 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Can't stop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Fruits are evil👿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD ttf
@@nikos4689 bro what lmao
I cheated on the SAT by watching this video
o shit it 8oone the lesbian traffic cone
Love your videos
Lmao
soundcloud.com/prototype_666/cherry-ft-blessings-prod-eggy
вы кто
Hope I get a scholarship!,Shit I cared
_•BRAYLIN_• H Me too
Me 3
Wrong...your not supposed to care
Straight from the admissions office sorry you’ve been denied you cared too much
I'm dropping out of Harvard to go to pump university
"You will lose a lot of brain cells watching this video"
I should've listen to him.
The nostalgia be hitting different
2020: pump, the musical
2021: pump, the cartoon
2022: pumps gaming channel
Ok a gaming channel would actually be lit
Gaaaaang
I Hope xD
2020: pump, the musical
2021: pump, the cartoon
2022: pump R.I.P.
*Genuine Homo Meme God 😂 lol*
Much dank doesn't even have to edit this...
Bet
I still wanna see an edited version tho
If he did he would make brain cells go extinct
u know he still bouta hop on it tho lol
S leaderz yeah definitely mate
I lost 90% of my braincells watching this video. ESSKEETIT!!!!
"You will be losing a lot if brain cells watching this video" WE WERE WARNED. 😂
"You Will Loose A Lot Of Brain Cells Watching This" This Is as Real As It Gets.
Host Meme Review.
Yess
no
Yeah,why not?
how, homie can't even read
Yes. We need to make this a thing!
Weed grows in the dirt too
-"I GUESS I WONT SMOKE WEED ANYMORE"-
1:06 y's the banana going towards the peach
@Sherri T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me btw I'm not a fan of lil pump anymore
He is not a rapper
He is more like lil trash
“You will be losing a lot of brain cells by watching this video” at least he’s self aware.
He's pretty damn funny tbh
nobody tell him that weed grows in dirt
Oh word 😂😂😂
@@dmiitry5391 you so dumb lol he said dirt is yuck ffs
hydroponics
Dmiitry/ FemaleRespecter what if he eats an edible
cocaine is a plant you don't gotta snort it you can do the 100$ bill thing
🎶🎵Chicken wings, chicken wings, chicken wings, chicken wings, chicken wings (ooooohhh) i spent ten racks on chicken wings 🎶🎵
"My chicken wings cost more than you're rent (it doo)
"You're mom live in a chicken wing"
Lil pumps university teachers watching like: 👁👄👁
Lil Pump dropped out of nursery at age 15
Nah he got expelled from nursery for giving little kids lean
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lil pump is the type of guy to say “I have more chromosomes than you”
Holy shit! Haha
He probably does have more chromosomes than us.
Probably can’t pronounce that word.
Hey B i don't doubt it
*i have more chromosomes then you
Pump University walked so Hustler's University could run
The barbie jeep part had me dying. This dude litterally can be anything he wants and hes a youtube proffessor drivin a jeep XD
Damn i lost more braincells than the casualties in the both world wars combined
@@504daniel7 can u just take the joke dude
0Friendly_Neighborhood_Giant 0 get out ur heart i was joking too
@@504daniel7 lol you roasted the man with his own thing XD
well he warned you
aatman panda if ur watchin lil pump u didn't have many brain cells to start with so is it even a loss ??
I think my braincells are on crack after this.
did someone say On Crack
We need more episodes lmao these too funny PERIODT 🤣❤️
“You will be losing a lot of brain cells in this video”
Finally he says something right 😂
Shitt, i think i gained some braincells watching this
Lmao💀
Then again maybe not
ua-cam.com/video/bTs-o3RHzKc/v-deo.html
You’re not the only one who did
Wow he actually has a great sense of humor
I Got No Jams. ikr
He actually has 10iq.. So do you! Or you are just 10 years old. Never the less 10 is the magic number
ge0rge why you hatin fam.
@ge0rge yes my iq is 10...*10*10=1000, take the L
Or his writers do
00:12 I like his honesty xD
its been a year, im re watching the series. its currently 2 am and i am cackling. this is not normal. i have officially lost my sanity.
If he did a gaming channel in the future I wouldnt be suprised
.
He's a horrible "rapper" but dis fire bruh
Dylan Strada, are you dumb, nigga?! Lil Pump mzfk, one of the coolest and freshest young rappers on the planet, bitch;)
So, sorry for my filthy language, please😅👌
X had one lmao
‘’ you will lose alot of brain cells watching this video’’
😂🤣
Sweet looking to go into nursing and finally found a video that explains a lot, thanks Dr Pump
These are some of the best comments ever! Where else could you get enough material for a book on one UA-cam page?
1719: Humans are going to be 100 times smarter than us in just 300 years!
2019: PUmP UniVErSitY
Xd
ESSKEETIT
Lil pump, the kind of person to fail Pump university
silence fortnite pfp
Rip Juice WRLD
atleast he knows we will lose braincells
uwu what you have uwu in ur name i don’t think you should be one to talk
dang
to all the artists and producers. keep up the great work. keep grinding, i'll see yall up there one day.
C lil pump is onviously smarter than we all thought hes all doin this as a joke and yk wat its funny as hell
Never seen a rapper turn into a UA-camr its usually the other way
I would say marshmallow, but he’s a edm artist.
Jamal Suain no, xxxtentacion did videos as well, he did the helping hand challenge
Cause his album flopped lol
@TONALD DRUMP I mean I'm a fan, and not looking to defend X and argue. But I got one question, Is this necessary
@TONALD DRUMP you're too edgy! you may cut EARTH.
Harvard: i m the best university in the world
Pump university: hold my beer
omine OL Lol 😂😂😂😂
Hold my molly
omine OL 😂😂😂😂
Harvard is the best with bullshit courses and liberal professors
Harvard: we da best
lil pump: hold my lean
lil pump the type of guy to steal a ballon in free balloon day
The edits and his personality make this pretty funny to me honestly 😂
How you beat the system
Only eat chicken wings
Why the hell do I always see when I watch a video
The Gaming cornflake KFC is sposoring the vidéo
@@forhonorplayer1861 jtai repérer français
Chief Sosa ba quoi j’aime bien lil pump donc ESKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIT !!!!
@@forhonorplayer1861 non trankil esketiiiiiiiit
We need Dr. Grandayy up in here.
Kadz it doesn’t feel like a real video it feels like a grandayy
reply to my comment or else ill eat all ur cookies boi
LIL PUMP'S THE BEST RAPPER CURRENTLY DOIN TIME BEHIND BARS, FACTS.
This is the first time I've heard him talk in full sentences.
Ok hes officially trolling now he might as well just start yt
Where do I enroll?
Hey Sharney
T
ulkgfuhjklkmä
Enrollment link in description box ua-cam.com/video/cpWcA-j8yN4/v-deo.html
how
These are how many brain cells I lost.
👇🏼
only 4?
lil pump at the start of the video: ESKIT- I died-
2012- the worlds gonna end
2019 - lil pump university
Pretty much shows hows it going down
_HOW DO I ENROLL._
Just give him like 18 k eskittt bucks a month and u in
You must own 30 Gucci watches
*FR THO* hah
SBU...... Slap a Bitch University taking applications.
Didn’t you listen at all you don’t give a fuck at all you don’t go to University in the first place
Finally ''Lil Pimp'' has opened his university!
I'll be attending his university soon. Sounds very educational and it's ranked one of the best
"You will be losing a lot of brain cell by watching this video."
at least he is honest...
Lmfao that's what I thought
Your everywhere
Lil Pump for president 2020 👏👏 🇺🇸
Aqui é Brasil porra!!!🇧🇷🇧🇷
No
@@pauldienach5545 Br krl
Lol
Isso é Brasil porra
Man I love this series so much man, I remember watchin them for the first time 2 years ago wit my homies. Wish he made more casual vids like these😂
my boi pump knows about health he def gonna save us from corona
Bro you should upload these kind of vids rather than songs lol
Kimleri görüyorum
Vayyy
.
Yeh
Agree
Not gonna lie, he is a better comedian than singer
He is actually funny
TEA
I totally agree! He needs to do more of these videos.
Totally agree, this wasn't funny at all 😂
I took most of his music as borderline comedy tbh, i mean i cant believe someone unironically say: "white rice, fortnite, pew pew pew, red light"
The editing here makes it very enjoyable
Thanks to this video, i am now immune to corona
I love when Lil Pump is sober and his autism is showing up
Same😂😂😂
Brook Lin same 2
Brook Lin Hes not sober
Please let there be a dozen of these episodes.
0:30 who needs a lambo when we got this
My man actually has talent foe comedy tho. I wont be suprised if he opens a comedy channel
Just like his songs.
Short af and over the top 😂
Lmaoo Facts
His self awareness is making him more likeable.
ya no shit dumbass this is stage 1 of making people like him. Embracing the meme. Making fun of yourself. People dig that shit. Kinda common sense
@@John-qt8km you good?
Sit down sir
@@sharvin0161 honestly no man, it's only 10:51 am and I can't stop crying.
@@alexdeanda927 I'm lying down in fact
I love the bit were he shouted ESKEDE!!!!!
Lil pump is the type of person to sell his TV for TV speakers.
Looks like Harvard's not the best anymore.
I thought Harvard was the best too, but my cousin said that Oxford is the best University like as in the Elite of the Elites go there, now I am not sure if my cousin is right, but it doesn't sound too far fetched that Oxford could be a little bit better than Harvard, but yeah I do know that Harvard is the shit, because I also used to think that it was the best school, before my cousin told me otherwise lol
Roger Schwarzinger it aint that deep bruh
@@fendiblunx I know lmao it's just a statement 😂LMAO
Roger Schwarzinger long assss statement
@@quandisimofantastico9057 I guess you don't like long statements 😂
A degree from Pump University is more prestigious than any Ivy League university
Unnamed mi music Rapido-Lil Cala in my canal
Unnamed FW MY MUSIC ON SPOTIFY
”Yung Vikk”
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT❤️
Maybe when I’m in pumps school I would be a honor student hahahaha
Pump is that type of guy to unplug your life support to charge his phone
I just passed all my finals and SATs by watching this.
Thanks professor pump!!
PrettaeeRicky it’s profesor pump
World Of Art-Kemo my guy, I go to pump university, don’t tell me what to do
*Lil pump a day*
*Keeps the brain cells away*
Standards In life 💀 💀 💀
Tommy Craze sup bro
This is the best comment of 2019
Vic Arthropoda haha
Tommy Craze haha your vids awesome
Lil pump is the type of guy to call someone and say "sorry I cant talk right now".
Lil Pump is the type of guy to add water to water and call it Diluted H2O