Him: *Pins me against a tree and tells me where to kick.* Me: Why would I kick there when you have two knees I could go for instead and force you to collapse. Followed by striking your eyes and then break your nose with a palm heel strike? Him: Wait, what? Me: What? There are times I would love to punch that guy. But I am amazed at your talent and am interested in the story.
I'm still in shock in the character diffrence. Like in a good way but like Yargwin: sweet, paranoid, lovely and stressed. And this man is like sweet at some moments but also very mean, instigator, funny and just opened about everything. It's funny but at a same time I'm stil like this is the man that voiced Yargwin:D Also great audio
This is... going to be a thread. Anygays, we're three minutes in and SIR DO YOU NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE TOILET. BASIC HYGIENE. (also im already turning the listener into her own seperate character instead of 'me' hahdkd)
we gotta love the blunt anti-hero trope~ such a fun audio as always! These two have such a fun dynamic and I'm so excited to see where they go! amazing sound design and great acting! Well done!!
Him: that wasn't the only thing she broke Me:????? your heart, myb??? Him: We had s-x! Me: What the f could you have broken?!?! Some of these moments are just too relatable for me Especially when she followed him around after he told her about the spores (I seriously hope he just made that up to scare her T_T otherwise I would never close my eyes ever again)
Him: It's a good thing no one can see us in this position... Else they might think I was doing unholy things to that holy body of yours- Me: OH PLEASE DO~ Him: I don't care that there's not any pillow, just find a comfy spot and- Me: Say no more! *full on launches into cuddle mode and tackles him in a hug while curling up on his lap and sleeping*
YAAAAAAAAS THE SEQUEL, I HAVE AWAITED THEE. This dynamic is terrible and I'm here for it lol Loooool if I'm expected to sleep in a tree, he's definitely going to find me on the ground the next morning. Him, talking about spores: Me: Soooo facehuggers, but my odds are better if I wear the hood of my cloak securely over my face, got it. "I can know things sometimes!" I'm *cackling* NOT ME, DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT. I even read the title, send help x////x ("Never, under any circumstances, believe a bastard" reminded me so much of the part of Romancing the Stone where she says, "I'd forgotten the first rule of the west: bastards have brothers", I'm awful) These two...have so much to work out. Which I'm sure they'll do. In a variety of ways 🤣🤣
"Wake up babe, a new GBA audio just dropped!" This is... so, so good! I love where you are taking this story and can't wait to see where it goes from here. When can we expect the novel to drop? Because I would totally buy it, lol. But really, just hearing it acted out is such a delight. I was grinning the whole time. About a minute in and I was like, damn, this guy is such an asshole (but in a VERY entertaining way) and then I remembered oh yeah, it's literally in the title. Pfft, haha!
Albus- ‘well, you took your sweet time…let me guess, #1 turned into #2’ 😏 Me- ‘THAT’S NONE OF YOU’RE BUSYNESS!!’ 🤬 man i want to sock this guy in the face😂 you did a GREAT job voicing him tho, you have skill
when he started talking about Sandy I immediately made a face of disgust, because he seemed to try to show himself with it as if instantly we were going to do the same
I have an idea , you know how the listener is like a religion's person right? Well I have a guess on why there are how there are . How about the listener used to be just like him but something happened and they had to change every single thing about them.
Ahem......my gender fluid butt is a girl today.... OvO IDC! IMA GIRL TODAY!!! I love ur voice.....how tf are u AMAZING AT VOICE ACTING!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! i still love ur voice
Why does every audio they say brother.... Me: why why why why me Me who does not have a brother but has three sisters The video: oof Me: 😑🥲 I hate this I hate it when they say I have a brother which I don't
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him : “your hot when your angry”
me : “i’m about to get real fuggin gorgeous”
🥲
🤣🤣🤣 Ikr.. OMG..
I really.. REALLY.. wanna stab him.. in the eyes.. 🥲
He rly got me upset n wanna punch him.. but the story is too good.. 🤣
that sounds so much like dean winchester
I NEED that time stamp
@@zhongli159 12:27
"What could be so important that you have to lug around that thing?" "My industrial strength hairdryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"
A fellow spaceballs fannnnnnnn
That was my first thought!
BAHAHHAHAHAH
“Bring some water!”
“WATER MY ASS!!! BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO BISMOL!!!!!!!”
YESSSSSS I LOVE THIS REFERENCE
Clearly he didn’t realize how heavy emotional baggage is - or that it’s very difficult to drop 😅
This comment aged irony as hell 🤣
@@bigdadbeefsticks Very Irony. So Irony that it tastes like blood
I like to imagine that we never actually speak, our expressions are just enough for him to understand what we wish to say
I like to imagine most listeners being mute or knowing ASL I like to picture them just furiously signing at the speaker😭
Him: *Pins me against a tree and tells me where to kick.*
Me: Why would I kick there when you have two knees I could go for instead and force you to collapse. Followed by striking your eyes and then break your nose with a palm heel strike?
Him: Wait, what?
Me: What?
There are times I would love to punch that guy. But I am amazed at your talent and am interested in the story.
"We train to fight and fuck" god that line just cracks me up
I'm still in shock in the character diffrence. Like in a good way but like Yargwin: sweet, paranoid, lovely and stressed. And this man is like sweet at some moments but also very mean, instigator, funny and just opened about everything. It's funny but at a same time I'm stil like this is the man that voiced Yargwin:D
Also great audio
Albus: What do I look like a restaurant
Also Albus, asking us to buy a boutique
Me: WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A BANK
I keep re-listening to this series. I'm like 90% sure I could recite each episode word for word
Sameee
SAMEEE😭😭
ME TOO 😭😭😭
Sameee
same im so so so sad about the end😭😭😭😭
Me, who has been called a Tsundere on several occasions: *my time has come*
No but seriously, cant wait to be an absolute little bitchboy lmao
This is... going to be a thread.
Anygays, we're three minutes in and SIR DO YOU NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE TOILET. BASIC HYGIENE. (also im already turning the listener into her own seperate character instead of 'me' hahdkd)
Wahoo shes got combat skill (eh too a certain degree at least)
Jhcgkckh no because this is funny
him: gets closer and pins me against a tree
me: 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
we love a good rude yet loving and caring warrior
Oh he's insufferable. I love him ♥️
we gotta love the blunt anti-hero trope~
such a fun audio as always! These two have such a fun dynamic and I'm so excited to see where they go! amazing sound design and great acting! Well done!!
Him: that wasn't the only thing she broke
Me:?????
your heart, myb???
Him: We had s-x!
Me: What the f could you have broken?!?!
Some of these moments are just too relatable for me
Especially when she followed him around after he told her about the spores (I seriously hope he just made that up to scare her T_T otherwise I would never close my eyes ever again)
He probably broke her back 💀
@@a_dumb_lebean7962 but I thought HE had something broken?
Maybe he got his back broken 💞
I imminently knew what he broke. She broke his 🍆
the way I actually started dodging when I heard him attacking 😰-
That’s scary 😟
Genuinely laughed at "You hate both?"
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS HAS TO BE A SERIES
"YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE THEM! CHEW AND SWALLOW!"
side eye *cuckles* PFFFF-
I’ve listened to this an unhealthy amount of times
The thumbnail turned out so good!! Albus is definitely going up the ranks as one of my favorites.
Him: It's a good thing no one can see us in this position... Else they might think I was doing unholy things to that holy body of yours-
Me: OH PLEASE DO~
Him: I don't care that there's not any pillow, just find a comfy spot and-
Me: Say no more! *full on launches into cuddle mode and tackles him in a hug while curling up on his lap and sleeping*
You mean she didn't carry her pillow in that suitcase? Sacrilege!
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!
I THINK THIS MIGHT ALREADY BE MY FAVORITE SERIES
0:56
Me: NO we are not pulling another Arkov-
My heart won’t be able to take it 😭
Him: still have the scares
Me: hm Kinky!
Same
Him: “I hate you so much *falls asleep*”
Me:*opens one eye* but I love you”
YAAAAAAAAS THE SEQUEL, I HAVE AWAITED THEE. This dynamic is terrible and I'm here for it lol
Loooool if I'm expected to sleep in a tree, he's definitely going to find me on the ground the next morning.
Him, talking about spores:
Me: Soooo facehuggers, but my odds are better if I wear the hood of my cloak securely over my face, got it.
"I can know things sometimes!" I'm *cackling*
NOT ME, DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT. I even read the title, send help x////x
("Never, under any circumstances, believe a bastard" reminded me so much of the part of Romancing the Stone where she says, "I'd forgotten the first rule of the west: bastards have brothers", I'm awful)
These two...have so much to work out. Which I'm sure they'll do. In a variety of ways 🤣🤣
Oml!!! I LOVE these series pls a part three would bless me for a month😫😫😫
"Wake up babe, a new GBA audio just dropped!"
This is... so, so good! I love where you are taking this story and can't wait to see where it goes from here. When can we expect the novel to drop? Because I would totally buy it, lol. But really, just hearing it acted out is such a delight. I was grinning the whole time. About a minute in and I was like, damn, this guy is such an asshole (but in a VERY entertaining way) and then I remembered oh yeah, it's literally in the title. Pfft, haha!
Why’s is this reminding me of Trevor Belmont from Castlevania!?!?
Thank you! I literally just noticed that!
0:56 hearing this gave me war flashbacks 😭😭😭
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!
Again amazing video. I'm in love with all the atmosphere and of course voice 😌
Why do I see Trevor Belmont without actually seeing him?
Me: enjoying ✨
Him: woman 😒
My feminism: excuse u 🙂
Me: I'm blind i guess 🤣
This is satisfying my Space Pirate withdrawal
Albus: But just so you know I still want to be paid.
Me: *sarcastically* No duh, dude.
LOL 4:47 bro fr said "women ☕"
im in NEED more of this content bro istg
He better be lying about the spores lol
Him:Can’t walk a mile without break
Me being able to walk 14 miles one way and 14 miles back without a break: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of u
“How many time have you listened to this”
*yes*
YES HE‘S BACK
This audios was pretty funny ngl🤣 and it had a great ending. Amazing job Good Boy Audios
Albus- ‘well, you took your sweet time…let me guess, #1 turned into #2’ 😏
Me- ‘THAT’S NONE OF YOU’RE BUSYNESS!!’ 🤬 man i want to sock this guy in the face😂 you did a GREAT job voicing him tho, you have skill
when he started talking about Sandy I immediately made a face of disgust, because he seemed to try to show himself with it as if instantly we were going to do the same
IVE NEVER BEEN SO HYPED MAN!!
He reminds me so much of Trevor from Castlevania, I love it❤️
I knew I wasn't the only one that thought that!
in that suitcase i be carrying my whole bed and mattress can’t go nowhere without it 😔
Turns out a wild bear stole the bed and mattress
ALYBSSS❤❤❤❤❤
Never much of a writer.... *Glares* on with the story!!!
OMFG ITS FINALLY HERE YES AHH MADE ME DAY
YAY I LOVE THIS GUY
Oh my lord I’ve been gone all day I haven’t checked UA-cam amazing video
Please continue this series!
please have a part 2 for this!!!
Please I need a another part😫😏
I have magic supplies in my bag sir!
MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
The baggage?
I will not drop it...
Why?
That’s for me to know and you to never find out
Imma ‘bout to drop kick this man in not self defense
😡😡😡😤
Looking forward to the next installment
Yay part 2!!
Ooo part two yesss❤️
I'm gonna wait for more of this
B I s c u i t
We need part 2…in crying dying for it
I love this story i need part 3
It soo good 👍
Nah I love this so much
0:23 okay swears in
German
Awesome!!
Awesome!💙
I love and hate this man so much
FUCK YEAH
LETS FUCKIN GOOO
finally 😔❤️✨
GAAAH ... wanna hear! But ... but ... watching Dune atm. *starts considering which is more important *
I have an idea , you know how the listener is like a religion's person right? Well I have a guess on why there are how there are . How about the listener used to be just like him but something happened and they had to change every single thing about them.
Ahem......my gender fluid butt is a girl today.... OvO IDC! IMA GIRL TODAY!!! I love ur voice.....how tf are u AMAZING AT VOICE ACTING!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! i still love ur voice
Why he kinda look like Jim Hawkings 😩
Just me?
Ok 💀
Tsundere 🤣
can you make more pls
Part 2 pls
Why does every audio they say brother....
Me: why why why why me
Me who does not have a brother but has three sisters
The video: oof
Me: 😑🥲
I hate this I hate it when they say I have a brother which I don't
I'm sorry but part 2 please!!!
Part 2?
This is so weird