So after Gavin catching a snippet of Johnson's monologue, I had to go out and look up a video for the full version. For those that are curious enough to know the whole thing, but not curious to find your own UA-cam video, I transcribed the dialogue from the very beginning, when Michael accidentally triggered and skipped the drive. I tried to capture Johnson's mannerisms and particular emphasis, so the quotation marks are for slightly emphasized euphemisms and the italics are strongly emphasized by Johnson's dialog. "Hey Chief, kept the seat warm for ya. Hell yeah, get in here! Yeah, welcome to the party, Chief. Damn aliens, killed all my men. Glad you're here! Take the fight to 'em, show 'em who's boss! The marines, they're badass, it does get a little...lonely though...at the top. By yourself, know what I mean Chief? Soldiers dying, left and right, and only ourselves left over. Ahh, but you're not really alone are ya Chief? You got Cortana with ya. Speaking of which, good to have you here ma'am. Pleasure, even. Chief, you got any uhh...got any cool features in that helmet of yours? Got any access to any...in-fight movies? Heh, yeah man! Any wifi? Access to, uhh, 'UNSC flicks'? _Suit got any other features?_ Things can get pretty stressful out in the battlefield. Sometimes ya gotta _unwind._ That suit able to...give you a 'helping hand' for times when you need to _destress?_ Not that that's any of my business sir, just...a little curious is all. And hey Chief, we're friends man. Heheh, yeah. Friends. Best of friends, badass friends! Heh, yeah man! You know, you can tell me anything. I'm here for ya. Ope, hold that thought, Chief! Get out and hit the button! I'll wait right here. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Good work sir, get back in, let's get going! Nice work out there sir. Brought a tear to my eye. I just want to let you know, this ride has meant the world to me. I've never been able to...feel so close!..to anyone in my entire life! The time we spent here today - talking, hanging out - I'll never forget it, but you complete me in more ways than I thought a man could. Whoa, uh, where's the road?! AHHHHHHHHHH--"
Maybe you put the underscores after the periods, question marks, and explanation points? I think that's why it didn't go through italicized, same as things don't get bolded by the *, unless you put it after the periods and comas.
Like Bryon says, in order to use italics, bolds, and underlines, there can't be anything before and after the symbols used. Place the underscore after the ? mark and the sentence will italicize.
That would be InfernoPlus. He's made some other wacky mods too, like custom destructible minecraft multiplayer maps for Halo 3, and working on more still, like his own version of cursed Halo 3.
13:23 - 13:42 has to be the funniest shit I've seen in Cursed Halo so far. Just Johnson talking to Gavin and that ending is so fucking good. "WHERE'S THE ROAD?!"
It can be easy to just replace guns with new guns that do different stuff and call it Modded Halo, but that Johnson bit took some actual effort. That was the funniest thing I never expected out of this playthrough
@reconz-em6gj I know, it was so disappointing to see. At times I think it’s on purpose, to get people to watch the next video because these Play Pals videos are the only videos on Lets Play that people actually watch. Their views otherwise are abysmal, not a single video over 250k views in what feels like years.
Michael and Gavin don't have to enable any skulls, but I want to advise everyone that turning on the physics-boosting skull with this mod is hilarious and makes toolguns even more OP.
Spent the whole time laughing my ass off 💀🤣 Somebody give the modder whatever they need to make these cursed games even better! “Where’s the road?!!!!”
343 has actually specifically fixed glitches that have prevented InfernoPlus from making his insane mods. It's the reason why he actually put out fully destructible Minecraft maps for Halo 3. MCC team being based as usual.
As soon as I saw the Hoglet on the elevator, I knew what was going to happen because Ray tried the same thing too when he played Cursed Halo many years back and the same thing happened
I honestly think you guys would have so much fun doing a things to do at the beginning of this level and just throwing a bunch of d20s with the infinite ammo skull on. There's so much you're not seeing because you're not throwing enough d20s... like so much
This episode is where the titles are finally getting to me. I checked the channel yesterday to see what was uploaded and saw this, but had no clue it was Cursed Halo. Originally thought it was Challenge Accepted. Seeing it now it’s partially my fault for not putting it together, but if I as someone actively looking for these videos can’t even tell at first glance what a video is going to be about, how the hell do they expect to get viewers back or create new ones with these terrible titles and thumbnails?
They're trying to appeal to general funny moments viewers with algorithm pleasing titles thumbnails, higher chance someone will find one of the individual videos and then circle back to episode 1 in the playlist rather than clicking on a video that says it's Part 5 of a series. I understand what they're trying to accomplish but I do agree that it's dumb
I wish there was some way to know before clicking that this is Cursed Halo. I always watch the Cursed Halo videos, but if it's just some random clickbait title/thumbnail, then I'm likely to skip over it and miss it.
for future reference, the sequence break was when you return to this place and you're going backwards. all you have to do is just get low on the bridge to trigger the load zones. just to be safe, from the that bridge onwards, it's best to fly as low to the ground as possible 'cause there may be some load zones in the tunnel or even outside..... but I think the bridge is the most major one
They really need to do something to identify this as Cursed Halo in the title. There's pretty much no way to tell this is a part of that series at a glance unless you're already watching it. The elite and grunt model they used in the thumbnail aren't even from the Halo they're playing
idk if it works in co-op, but if you double tap the flashlight button you can do a spin kick and if you hit jump and flashlight at the same time you'll do a flying kick.
I love the random jump cuts. It's like how much did I miss? Who knows? The editor is they only one who knows what's going to be funny for everyone. I also love not numbering the parts just make it as confusing as possible for the viewer.
4:30 Can you pull me? 16:35 You can get back in your Banshee 19:22 We got some Hoglettes! 21:00 Piss City 25:22 OH TOOL GUNS!!! 32:07 Win then fail 38:35 LET ME LIVE!!!!
Please do better titles/thumbnails that make it clear this is an episode in the Cursed Halo play pals series. Like the super bunny man series has been doing.
Yeah I almost missed it because I thought it was something else, like GMod or something. I also missed the last episode by a couple days before I realized it was Cursed Halo as well. They should be promoting this series MORE because it does so well! If they are worried about it getting more views than the other stuff, then they should instead try to get MORE views with it so that it brings new people in that would be more willing to check out the other videos. And if every new person doesn't stick around to watch the other stuff, then maybe they should actually think about restructuring things to make the channel popular again?
I was waiting and waiting and waiting for part 3... turns out it was uploaded 10 days ago! I think my eyes skimmed over the thumbnail and it didn't click until it was recommended to me.
I wish you could reload the PP Gun (or Piss Gun as they call it) by drinking some water. Yes, I know that Plasma Pistols use Batteries instead of ammo and batteries can't be refilled like ammo but still
I'm so happy Gav sat through the Johnson bit
Were friends now chief lol
It's almost seems like they are trying miss things at times
i knowwww i was getting a heart attack when michael hopped out i was like hes gonna miss the best part😭 good thing gaving hopped back in🤣
When your uber driver keep talking
Oh shit where's the road ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Johnson's "Where's the road!? AHHHH" got me cryin
When your uber driver keep talking
I really, really, REALLY hope that the guy that made Cursed Halo got David Scully to do those lines.
"We're friends, right?" Poor guy
So after Gavin catching a snippet of Johnson's monologue, I had to go out and look up a video for the full version. For those that are curious enough to know the whole thing, but not curious to find your own UA-cam video, I transcribed the dialogue from the very beginning, when Michael accidentally triggered and skipped the drive. I tried to capture Johnson's mannerisms and particular emphasis, so the quotation marks are for slightly emphasized euphemisms and the italics are strongly emphasized by Johnson's dialog.
"Hey Chief, kept the seat warm for ya. Hell yeah, get in here! Yeah, welcome to the party, Chief. Damn aliens, killed all my men. Glad you're here! Take the fight to 'em, show 'em who's boss! The marines, they're badass, it does get a little...lonely though...at the top. By yourself, know what I mean Chief? Soldiers dying, left and right, and only ourselves left over. Ahh, but you're not really alone are ya Chief? You got Cortana with ya. Speaking of which, good to have you here ma'am. Pleasure, even. Chief, you got any uhh...got any cool features in that helmet of yours? Got any access to any...in-fight movies? Heh, yeah man! Any wifi? Access to, uhh, 'UNSC flicks'? _Suit got any other features?_ Things can get pretty stressful out in the battlefield. Sometimes ya gotta _unwind._ That suit able to...give you a 'helping hand' for times when you need to _destress?_ Not that that's any of my business sir, just...a little curious is all. And hey Chief, we're friends man. Heheh, yeah. Friends. Best of friends, badass friends! Heh, yeah man! You know, you can tell me anything. I'm here for ya. Ope, hold that thought, Chief! Get out and hit the button! I'll wait right here. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
Good work sir, get back in, let's get going! Nice work out there sir. Brought a tear to my eye. I just want to let you know, this ride has meant the world to me. I've never been able to...feel so close!..to anyone in my entire life! The time we spent here today - talking, hanging out - I'll never forget it, but you complete me in more ways than I thought a man could. Whoa, uh, where's the road?! AHHHHHHHHHH--"
doing gods work
Maybe you put the underscores after the periods, question marks, and explanation points? I think that's why it didn't go through italicized, same as things don't get bolded by the *, unless you put it after the periods and comas.
Like Bryon says, in order to use italics, bolds, and underlines, there can't be anything before and after the symbols used.
Place the underscore after the ? mark and the sentence will italicize.
I think you have to put underscores for each _individual_ word, not whole sentences?
@00dawn _Not necessarily. A complete sentence, and even a paragraph is fine, as long as the underscore are the very first and last of characters._
Johnson screaming as they fell into the pit has to be one of the best things to happen in this mod.
Whoever made this mod needs a medal. Like. Seriously.
That would be InfernoPlus. He's made some other wacky mods too, like custom destructible minecraft multiplayer maps for Halo 3, and working on more still, like his own version of cursed Halo 3.
@@AllHailMe12431I thought he was doing cursed halo 2 and then 3
13:23 - 13:42 has to be the funniest shit I've seen in Cursed Halo so far. Just Johnson talking to Gavin and that ending is so fucking good. "WHERE'S THE ROAD?!"
“WHERE’S THE ROAD?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
"Where's the road!?" -Sergeant Johnson, seconds before disaster.
I wonder what the disaster was
I ALMOST spit out my food to the turret pull. That was hilarious
It can be easy to just replace guns with new guns that do different stuff and call it Modded Halo, but that Johnson bit took some actual effort. That was the funniest thing I never expected out of this playthrough
I'm honestly just as impressed with the custom reload animations. Pouring salt on the salt rifle or throwing the prop gun in the air
And the d20s are a beast all their own, that took a huge amount of effort just to get working.
Gavin: "The pain hurts!"
🤣
The thrust gun to the feet was genius 😂
Iron man Gavy
12:55 yes they are new lines they got a VA to record new lines for him
Pretty sure it was an impersonator.
This feels a lot more cut up than it usually does
The Johnson bits are the best. Glad Gavin got to hear some of it whenever Michael stopped talking lol
I wish they would replay the level just to listen to and experience his full dialogue
Great episode the Johnson bit had me dying. Pls throw more D20s though, like as soon as you get them. There’s so much content in them
There’s a special tool gun you should look out for. It comes out of the “take a chance on me” d20’s
1. Crossbows
2. Tool Gun: Explosive
3. Throw more D20s and check what dropped.
@reconz-em6gj I know, it was so disappointing to see. At times I think it’s on purpose, to get people to watch the next video because these Play Pals videos are the only videos on Lets Play that people actually watch. Their views otherwise are abysmal, not a single video over 250k views in what feels like years.
I can't wait til the library and what comes after it.
That only works in solo player for the library, if you are talking what I think of...
@Spectrum-Video when I played coop the only thing missing was the Karate kicks. All of library and after was there the same.
"I pissed on my own face and then on your back" got me 💀
You guys missed the coolest gun in the game, super big magnum. It’s in the Johnson suicide hog room on the right when you first enter
I wish they labeled these as cursed halo in the titles. Been waiting on a new one for a while only to realize that it's been out for a while.
Haven’t watched Let’s Play in awhile but that Johnson bit was one of the funniest things I’ve seen 😂
Look up his full dialogue because it is even better when it’s heard in it’s entirety
Going through a hard time rn, this upload helps me forget for a little. Thank you
So many golden moments in this one.
"The pain hurts!" - Gavin
"Oh, no, it's stuck. The piss!" -Micheal
"[screaming]" - Sgt. Johnson
And now they’ve unlocked a new understanding of the game
The ominous beeping of the quad laser cubes coming towards Michael near the end followed by him screaming was amazing.
Michael and Gavin don't have to enable any skulls, but I want to advise everyone that turning on the physics-boosting skull with this mod is hilarious and makes toolguns even more OP.
Please don't cut gaps, halo stuff like this and also are best long and with everything left in.
Spent the whole time laughing my ass off 💀🤣 Somebody give the modder whatever they need to make these cursed games even better! “Where’s the road?!!!!”
343 has actually specifically fixed glitches that have prevented InfernoPlus from making his insane mods. It's the reason why he actually put out fully destructible Minecraft maps for Halo 3.
MCC team being based as usual.
As soon as I saw the Hoglet on the elevator, I knew what was going to happen because Ray tried the same thing too when he played Cursed Halo many years back and the same thing happened
After they finish the cursed campaign, they should do multiplayer.
"theres no guns" he says while surrounded by crossbows
To be fair: not guns, technically.
13:35 Johnson
I wish there were less cuts, I wanna see everythinggggg
I can't wait for them to reach The Library and the "mission" after it lol
"I don't know what he's talking about" says the guys that won't stop talking over NPC dialogue.
The tool guns are the ultrahamd of cursed halo
**Gavin throws a D20**
The mod: THIS WORLD SHALL KNOW PAIN
Where's the road ahhhhhhhh I'm in tears
So happy Gavin found the Johnson dialog, inferno plus paid a guy on 5er for that dialog lmao
I honestly think you guys would have so much fun doing a things to do at the beginning of this level and just throwing a bunch of d20s with the infinite ammo skull on. There's so much you're not seeing because you're not throwing enough d20s... like so much
This episode is where the titles are finally getting to me. I checked the channel yesterday to see what was uploaded and saw this, but had no clue it was Cursed Halo. Originally thought it was Challenge Accepted. Seeing it now it’s partially my fault for not putting it together, but if I as someone actively looking for these videos can’t even tell at first glance what a video is going to be about, how the hell do they expect to get viewers back or create new ones with these terrible titles and thumbnails?
They're trying to appeal to general funny moments viewers with algorithm pleasing titles thumbnails, higher chance someone will find one of the individual videos and then circle back to episode 1 in the playlist rather than clicking on a video that says it's Part 5 of a series. I understand what they're trying to accomplish but I do agree that it's dumb
When gavin used the pull gun on Michael's turret i did a spit take for the first time in year's 😂
Johnson: "Where's the road AHHHHHHHH"
Gav: *just losing his shit*
Me: *also losing my shit*
I can't wait until you play the library
The grunt with thrusters at 29:16 “Not again!!!” 😂😂😂
More nades
Gavin gets into the Ghost, immediately starts death-blossoming
I lost my mind playing through this level. Those jackals are a nightmare
The Johnson ride is this version of the mod's equivalent to the Keyes Pistol fiasco, and I'm so goddamn glad Gav got to see it.
that johnson bit made me laugh the hardest in a long time. especially when he said "where's the road" and started screaming. did not expect that.
According to a Reddit comment, "Inferno (Creator of the mod) hired a voice actor to voice/impersonate Johnson to record ... new lines."
I wish there was some way to know before clicking that this is Cursed Halo. I always watch the Cursed Halo videos, but if it's just some random clickbait title/thumbnail, then I'm likely to skip over it and miss it.
It's remarkable how little they know about GMod (e.g., the thruster gun) despite how many hundreds of hours they have spent playing GMod 👏
for future reference, the sequence break was when you return to this place and you're going backwards. all you have to do is just get low on the bridge to trigger the load zones. just to be safe, from the that bridge onwards, it's best to fly as low to the ground as possible 'cause there may be some load zones in the tunnel or even outside..... but I think the bridge is the most major one
Absolutely lost my *SHIT* when Johnson drove off the bridge.
" Where's The Road ? " - S.G.T. Johnson R.I.P. 13:40
They really need to do something to identify this as Cursed Halo in the title. There's pretty much no way to tell this is a part of that series at a glance unless you're already watching it. The elite and grunt model they used in the thumbnail aren't even from the Halo they're playing
last words from Michael "Thrust the jackal and move on"
I just noticed grunts have colors corresponding with their weapons. Yellow = piss, blue = tool.
idk if it works in co-op, but if you double tap the flashlight button you can do a spin kick and if you hit jump and flashlight at the same time you'll do a flying kick.
Tha karate stuff is disabled for co op sadly
I can’t wait for The Library.
Michael is in a tunnel lol
Push me, pull you?
Had me in stitches
The pain hurts!
Out of context, that's dumb, but here, it's hilarious
I love the random jump cuts. It's like how much did I miss? Who knows? The editor is they only one who knows what's going to be funny for everyone. I also love not numbering the parts just make it as confusing as possible for the viewer.
Missed the chance to use the thrusters to fly up the elevator shaft y'all clipped through.
the first part has some real LASO energy
I love this so much
They should do Cursed Halo Again LASO
13:35 Damn, I cried laughing!
Favorite cursed halo so far 😂
22 year later. HALO is still the best!
Gavin: "I'm in Johnson's Small Hog!"
21:05 ah yes, the piss room. classic halo. a pissy little piss game.
If you understood the grappling hook/Blaine's shoe reference, you know you're an OG RT viewer.
44:44 Right here for anyone who's curious.
Damn em does great work
Why would they not leave Face Cam on in the corner? I would love to be seeing their expressions as they laughed their asses off through this.
Honestly i think they need to make an entire halo mod with just these tool guns in it 😂
Oh fuck yes.
4:30 Can you pull me?
16:35 You can get back in your Banshee
19:22 We got some Hoglettes!
21:00 Piss City
25:22 OH TOOL GUNS!!!
32:07 Win then fail
38:35 LET ME LIVE!!!!
Whoever made cursed halo and put the Johnson bit in…..thank you! T
broo they misses the kitted wraith it had like a crown above the driver seat of wraith shots
Please do better titles/thumbnails that make it clear this is an episode in the Cursed Halo play pals series. Like the super bunny man series has been doing.
This. They've been dogging the LASO series titles as well and its annoying.
@@ThatGuyCrOwn facts play pals is the only thing worth watching in all of roosterteeth now
Yeah I almost missed it because I thought it was something else, like GMod or something. I also missed the last episode by a couple days before I realized it was Cursed Halo as well. They should be promoting this series MORE because it does so well! If they are worried about it getting more views than the other stuff, then they should instead try to get MORE views with it so that it brings new people in that would be more willing to check out the other videos. And if every new person doesn't stick around to watch the other stuff, then maybe they should actually think about restructuring things to make the channel popular again?
LOVE this series so much 💙💙💙💙
I was waiting and waiting and waiting for part 3... turns out it was uploaded 10 days ago! I think my eyes skimmed over the thumbnail and it didn't click until it was recommended to me.
Good episode, but it would've been nice if it weren't so heavily cut up.
Gavin accidentally dropping the Banshee on Michael was just perfect.
"where's my Banshee" ..... comedic genius by accident
Can’t they play the cursed Halo mods in a custom game? Cause a full match with the crew and these mods would be amazing
"That's the thing about urine, they're always making more." -Michael Jones, 2023
"The pain hurts" - Gavin Free, 2023
Can we PLEASE number these? It's so hard to keep track sometimes.
The best series!
Are there unedited full plays of this? I'd pay
I wish you could reload the PP Gun (or Piss Gun as they call it) by drinking some water. Yes, I know that Plasma Pistols use Batteries instead of ammo and batteries can't be refilled like ammo but still
When your uber driver keep talking
wish they had higher volume. can't hear anything in the game
Michael is so funny
Extremely happy they finally got to use the different tool guns!! Any word on that Remnant let's play?