EU trash here, I remember like atrioc wishing I had glasses when I was a kid, i went to the eye doctor and purposely chose the blurry lenses that they flip, hoping I would get glasses. They said my vision was fine, completely normal. I later learned I had pretty bad astigmatism in both eyes and now need glasses. I literally lived my life blurry for 21 years because when I was a kid wished I had glasses.
my ex girlfriend told me she liked when my beard grew long, so i let it grow out, but had to eventually cut it because my mom said i looked like al queda
I moved from a place that gets no sun to los angeles when I was around 8. I remember a girl said my pale legs look weird in shorts. I have only been wearing jeans ever since and I'm 24.
My at the time girlfriends mom came into my work and I had a blue work shirt on and she said I look good in blue, now I love wearing blue shirts and I get a huge confidence boost. This was 8 years ago.
I used to wear a shirt from a band i like that had 5 pictures of them as kids in black and white. It was my favorite shirt cuz they were my favorite band. Someone asked if it was a memorial shirt for kids that died in a shooting and i havent worn it since
i bit my nails as a bad habit for as long as i can remember. And at the age of like 24, a girl i was crushing on and lowkey online stalking her tumblr, said it was a pet peeve of hers. And it made me break the habit. lmao
That glasses thing is real, I always loved them and I was the only person in my family with good vision. When I finally stopped being able to see I was hyped and happily spent many hours shopping for the perfect pair of glasses which I still wear like a decade later just swapping the lenses out.
When I was about eight my mother asked if I wanted to pick out my own clothes for a change. When I was done she just laughed, and I haven't bought a piece of clothing or worn anything other than jeans and a t-shirt since (outside work/formal events where it's obvious what the 'uniform' is). Fortunately I have a big family so every Christmas I get enough clothes to tide me over I'm 32
I spent the first 28 years being chill, but then 3 different guys independently called me monkey looking in the span of like 5 weeks. And when the second guy made the comment, he had a full-blown conversation with the first guy about how much they agreed. But i didn't let it affect me. My freakishly long arms that make me look like a monster aren't news
Borrowed a jumper from someone and a girl complimented it so I basically just ended up never returning it lmao (they were chill with me keeping it in the end).
I was tryna date a girl who told me to wear my at the time long hair short and I said No. I told her to dye her red dyed hair black and she sayd No. I got friendzoned before anything happened. Months later I met her again. Her hair was black and mine short. We laughed about it. Even though we firmly disagreed on each others suggestion, we clearly cared about it a lot. After that we were together bofore I moved to south pole
Bro holy shit 3:50 story of my life. I swear every argument I’ve ever had with my gf has been over me “making small talk” and then it being wildly misconstrued as toxicity 😭😭
I can pretty much guarantee that you'll get "cyclops-like powers" by continually shining a laser into your eye. But more in the one eyed monster, no depth perception, way.
I literally told my friend nice hat today because he wore the enron hat. Didn't even know that we both watched Big A till I saw him wear it for the first time.
On god I was talking about this with a guy and a girl a couple days ago and like… if you’re a girl and you just want to kill a guy, tell him he smells bad. Like he doesn’t even HAVE to smell bad. In fact it works better if he doesn’t, but he will probably change his whole routine to fix a problem he doesn’t have. He will think he’s stunk for a long ass time and no one ever told him. As long as a guy didn’t like, just work out or do something where he thinks he would smell, he’s done.
In 11th grade someone said “ I just realized _me___ is actually pretty funny” and 6 years later I became an Atrioc twitch chatter! U can make do anything with the right motivation!
A woman at a bar dogged my aviator frame glasses and said I looked like a predator, then tried to continue a conversation with my roommate. I guess too many people saw The Lovely Bones. My roommate and I talked to other people and left her alone with her extra loud thoughts.
I was talking to a friend about how cargo pants are making a comeback, and I suggested maybe he could try to make cargo shorts work for the summer since he said all he has in his wardrobe is jeans. But he used to be a huge tech bro and apparently, when he was in freshman year of college, two frat guys he didn't know walked by him and said, "Nice cargo shorts," ONE TIME and he was so traumatized he resolved to literally never wear cargo shorts again LOL
I got a buzz cut recently and have gotten a lot of compliments from people around me for it but then a few days ago I saw a TikTok of a woman saying dudes getting a buzz cut is an instant glow down and tons of comments were agreeing with her so now I'm growing it out again. Yeah I've got great priorities
Got a compliment from one of my teachers when I had my hair up in a half updo like.. 10 years ago, and it's still my go-to. Also, I bought a new pair of pants last week and wore it to work the day after, then one of my students said "why do you always wear those pants?"💀 never felt so insecure about my own style, I think about it every day.
In high-school I used to wear blue jeans almost every day because my mom would just only by blue jeans and once someone coined the nickname “bluejeans” and I haven’t worn a pair of blue jeans in about 6 years
when i was like 9 i really liked this girl in my class and she wore glasses. i told my mum i needed to go to the optometrist & i purposely got all the questions wrong in the hopes of also getting glasses. i did not get glasses
recently in hasans chat i said i was having a bad time and opened up about my anxiety and i got like 3 @'s for my twitch usernames of just totally random folks hoping i felt better. i certainly remember those when it comes to messages; its been a year since a girl called me cute :(
I started drinking black coffee cuz a crush in college said she loves black coffee. Only reason I drink it til now lol. Luckily my wife also loves black coffee so thanks, that one crush
I had something similar in a different way. I once got mistaken for a girl (which is already crazy if you know what I look like) because I had flatiron my long hair and the delivery person didn't see my face, so when I was finish doing whatever it was and came back inside the house my mom told me about it. I kept my long hair cause fuck it, but it's been a while since I ironed it out. (I just likes how it lookslong.)
in 10th grade a girl said she liked my deodorant. I have been rocking Old Spice Swagger without change since. I am now approaching 30. I do not anticipate changing my deodorant until they discontinue the flavor.
I for 90% of the occasions wear a adidas bottom. My dad told me to not wear it, my mom told me to not wear it, my friends told me to not wear , pretty much everyone told me I should wear something else. Still haven't changed my clothing choice and I will never change it.
my ex gf hated when i wore my super baggy camo cargo pants but I think it was cuz girls would constantly compliment them when we were out in public so I didn't care cuz everyone else likes it lmao
One time when I was young I decided to stare at the sun because I thought that it making you blind was a myth. Now, somehow, I have the best eyesight in my family. Even my identical twin has glasses and I don’t. (Don’t stare at the sun tho)
In my last year of high school, a girl I had a crush on said she liked my long eyelashes and I've been riding that high ever since - that was almost 9 years ago
Don't wear a red shirt with tan pants. Every female from 22- 42 will laugh and state that you look like a target employee. The only thing this does is make them feel clever for only associating those colors with the target brand and those kind of people don't need to bolster their confidence.
EU trash here, I remember like atrioc wishing I had glasses when I was a kid, i went to the eye doctor and purposely chose the blurry lenses that they flip, hoping I would get glasses. They said my vision was fine, completely normal. I later learned I had pretty bad astigmatism in both eyes and now need glasses. I literally lived my life blurry for 21 years because when I was a kid wished I had glasses.
😂 no way
It's so real, like you have no idea how clear the world is supposed to be
As someone with double astigmatism, I literally can't see the big E at the top of the chart when I go to the eye doctor
One time in 7th grade a girl I had a crush on said she liked my troll face shirt and it set me back socially at least three years
nahhh this isn't a compliment she ruined your life
Lmao detrimental
"Glizzy this or China that" 😂😂😂😂
a couple of weeks ago a woman called me well built and i haven’t stopped thinking about it
I think you will fit into the *gears* of society quite well my friend!
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625almost like he's a *cog*
You never know how compliment starved you are until you remember when your last compliment was
I cant remember mine
@@Ryan-mr3zfyou have a cool name, Ryan :)
@@matthewjalovick LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@matthewjalovick Matthew is a cool name too. It's a name for cool people I reckon.
@@matthewjalovickGIGACHAD
i remember the last compliment i got was over a year ago when a homeless man said i was 'a handsome young man' and i've cherished that memory since
my ex girlfriend told me she liked when my beard grew long, so i let it grow out, but had to eventually cut it because my mom said i looked like al queda
Mom takes priority
You should own the look, al queda-chic
I moved from a place that gets no sun to los angeles when I was around 8. I remember a girl said my pale legs look weird in shorts. I have only been wearing jeans ever since and I'm 24.
Get a fake tan, but only for your legs.
@@tmmnago2722 Go for the reverse farmers tan instead, great conversation starter.
My at the time girlfriends mom came into my work and I had a blue work shirt on and she said I look good in blue, now I love wearing blue shirts and I get a huge confidence boost. This was 8 years ago.
2:42 no way i made it in a big a clips video. i will cherish this moment for the rest of my life
Ok little tree boy
I also got the tree comment once and it too lives rent free in my head.
@@coletravers9959 it’s unrecoverable
I thought for sure he was wearing brown pants and you were just roasting him lol
Real
I used to wear a shirt from a band i like that had 5 pictures of them as kids in black and white. It was my favorite shirt cuz they were my favorite band. Someone asked if it was a memorial shirt for kids that died in a shooting and i havent worn it since
Bruh. WHAT? TF?!!
Big A when talking about pizza toppings: 'Finally a non-controversial question!'
Chat killing each other over pineapple on pizza:
bug a: 🐛
@@behindbigm Lmao I didn't even realise my typo
i bit my nails as a bad habit for as long as i can remember.
And at the age of like 24, a girl i was crushing on and lowkey online stalking her tumblr, said it was a pet peeve of hers.
And it made me break the habit. lmao
Lmao
The thing about Debate Lords in your DMs is so fucking relatable lol.
9:00
I am getting hungry looking at that pizza while im eating
That glasses thing is real, I always loved them and I was the only person in my family with good vision. When I finally stopped being able to see I was hyped and happily spent many hours shopping for the perfect pair of glasses which I still wear like a decade later just swapping the lenses out.
When I was about eight my mother asked if I wanted to pick out my own clothes for a change. When I was done she just laughed, and I haven't bought a piece of clothing or worn anything other than jeans and a t-shirt since (outside work/formal events where it's obvious what the 'uniform' is). Fortunately I have a big family so every Christmas I get enough clothes to tide me over
I'm 32
Tldr: glizzy this, china that
I spent the first 28 years being chill, but then 3 different guys independently called me monkey looking in the span of like 5 weeks. And when the second guy made the comment, he had a full-blown conversation with the first guy about how much they agreed. But i didn't let it affect me. My freakishly long arms that make me look like a monster aren't news
Borrowed a jumper from someone and a girl complimented it so I basically just ended up never returning it lmao (they were chill with me keeping it in the end).
2:24 One of my friends once wore a turtleneck and we roasted him so hard that he has not worn a turtleneck again to this day
I was tryna date a girl who told me to wear my at the time long hair short and I said No. I told her to dye her red dyed hair black and she sayd No. I got friendzoned before anything happened.
Months later I met her again. Her hair was black and mine short. We laughed about it. Even though we firmly disagreed on each others suggestion, we clearly cared about it a lot. After that we were together bofore I moved to south pole
Wait wait, south pole?
Bro holy shit 3:50 story of my life. I swear every argument I’ve ever had with my gf has been over me “making small talk” and then it being wildly misconstrued as toxicity 😭😭
The outro music is back!!
YOOOO THE OUTRO IS BACK!!!
Another Brandon “Fuzzbeard” Ewing classic
OMG 5:30 that boi from chat is just like me. I never thought I would hear someone with a situation so similar to mine.
I can pretty much guarantee that you'll get "cyclops-like powers" by continually shining a laser into your eye. But more in the one eyed monster, no depth perception, way.
ah yes, the benchark of any pizzaria, the simple pepperoni pizza.
Im colourblind, and one time i was wearing a red top with green pants without knowing, and I got called a watermelon
5:22 tbf i used to shine a flashlight in my eyes as a child and i have near 2020 vision and i am the only one in my family who doesnt need glasses
I'm genuinely concerned about that pizza slice
YESSSSS OLD OUTRO SONG IS BACK🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Ya I got a compliment on my hair at work one time and it made me the most confident I’ve ever been for a week
dude who said glizzy this or China that definitly burnt you
I literally told my friend nice hat today because he wore the enron hat. Didn't even know that we both watched Big A till I saw him wear it for the first time.
On god I was talking about this with a guy and a girl a couple days ago and like… if you’re a girl and you just want to kill a guy, tell him he smells bad.
Like he doesn’t even HAVE to smell bad. In fact it works better if he doesn’t, but he will probably change his whole routine to fix a problem he doesn’t have. He will think he’s stunk for a long ass time and no one ever told him. As long as a guy didn’t like, just work out or do something where he thinks he would smell, he’s done.
I picked up an I am Kenough hoodie and i have gotten so many complements on it, wayyy more than any other piece of clothing ive ever worn
4:55 I remember someone in history saying blue eyes were perfect as well.... Wonder who.
2:39 That exact same thing happened to me & I haven't worn that since
I used to look at the sun as a child. It's very bright until it goes dark
One time I wore smiley face pyjama pants with a Mr Happy tshirt and someone called me Mr Happy and I never wore it again
In 11th grade someone said “ I just realized _me___ is actually pretty funny” and 6 years later I became an Atrioc twitch chatter! U can make do anything with the right motivation!
Came for the Glizzy this, left with the China that, Yes Atrioc!
It’s crazy to me this dude went to college right up the street from spinato’s pizzeria and didn’t even mention it.
Why is it so awesome to listen to atrioc? I'm basically the same age but feel like he's older
yeah
A woman at a bar dogged my aviator frame glasses and said I looked like a predator, then tried to continue a conversation with my roommate. I guess too many people saw The Lovely Bones. My roommate and I talked to other people and left her alone with her extra loud thoughts.
I was talking to a friend about how cargo pants are making a comeback, and I suggested maybe he could try to make cargo shorts work for the summer since he said all he has in his wardrobe is jeans. But he used to be a huge tech bro and apparently, when he was in freshman year of college, two frat guys he didn't know walked by him and said, "Nice cargo shorts," ONE TIME and he was so traumatized he resolved to literally never wear cargo shorts again LOL
I got a buzz cut recently and have gotten a lot of compliments from people around me for it but then a few days ago I saw a TikTok of a woman saying dudes getting a buzz cut is an instant glow down and tons of comments were agreeing with her so now I'm growing it out again. Yeah I've got great priorities
I got 3 compliments on my hat during my vacation it’s probably my favourite hat
Got a compliment from one of my teachers when I had my hair up in a half updo like.. 10 years ago, and it's still my go-to. Also, I bought a new pair of pants last week and wore it to work the day after, then one of my students said "why do you always wear those pants?"💀 never felt so insecure about my own style, I think about it every day.
A girl once told me that is was weird that I drank milk on a daily basis. I've had less than 5 more glasses since then in 2020 💀
A classmate once told me I have nice eyes 5 years ago. Man do I miss her
In kindergarten a girl said I had hairy legs and to this day I still rarely wear shorts, I'm 26.
A girl said I look like the weeknd and I’ve been smiling all week
Tomato Cheese Peperoni is crazy. No sauce just tomato? (7:40)
Men ought to compliment each other more they never do that from my experience.
I watch surgery videos for fun and that pizza slice is 10000x worse.
A girl told me I looked like a cross between Vin Diesel and Boss Baby
In high-school I used to wear blue jeans almost every day because my mom would just only by blue jeans and once someone coined the nickname “bluejeans” and I haven’t worn a pair of blue jeans in about 6 years
Buffalo Mozzarella with Fresh Tomatoes are the absolute shit.
This video perfectly sums up why I transitioned
atrioc got too real with the pizza debate at the end. im just watching these videos to forget about real life man
I still remember I had a crush on a girl for all of middle school just because she complimented my Minecraft shirt once.
I think the best pizza is with pickles only
i was trying a new deodorant in high school and a girl said i smelled good and its been the only deodorant ive used for the last 8 years
YOU NEED TO TRY PINEAPPLE AND PEPPERONI. Just trust. You got the sweet, the spicy, the umami. Trust
I didnt like my chest hair until the first girl I hooked up with told me she liked it and then I never worried about it ever again.
for women it's different because instead of getting no remarks about your looks, you get constant remarks about it
I wore a long red shirt with a white collar and someone said I look like Bill Gates. Never worn again
when i was like 9 i really liked this girl in my class and she wore glasses. i told my mum i needed to go to the optometrist & i purposely got all the questions wrong in the hopes of also getting glasses. i did not get glasses
recently in hasans chat i said i was having a bad time and opened up about my anxiety and i got like 3 @'s for my twitch usernames of just totally random folks hoping i felt better. i certainly remember those when it comes to messages; its been a year since a girl called me cute :(
This is exactly how I got my beard too 🤣
I don't like pepperoni on pizza... never have, never will.
I started drinking black coffee cuz a crush in college said she loves black coffee. Only reason I drink it til now lol. Luckily my wife also loves black coffee so thanks, that one crush
Where can I find atrioc merch these days?
I had something similar in a different way. I once got mistaken for a girl (which is already crazy if you know what I look like) because I had flatiron my long hair and the delivery person didn't see my face, so when I was finish doing whatever it was and came back inside the house my mom told me about it. I kept my long hair cause fuck it, but it's been a while since I ironed it out. (I just likes how it lookslong.)
Does anyone know what the theme that usually plays in these videos is? It’s banging.
How does he pull up random pictures from 10 years ago so quickly
I remember being told by a girl I liked they liked my long hair. Didn’t get a haircut for months and have had long hair ever sonce
in 10th grade a girl said she liked my deodorant. I have been rocking Old Spice Swagger without change since. I am now approaching 30. I do not anticipate changing my deodorant until they discontinue the flavor.
I won’t lie, I just wear non prescription blue light glasses, I just like how I look in them
7:55 ..
Thank goodness he doesn't mention the sin... pineapple on pizza 🤮
wait where can I find Atrioc merch?
Bankrupt hoodie sounds funny
A girl told me my face looked like the moon pie logo😭😭😭
I for 90% of the occasions wear a adidas bottom. My dad told me to not wear it, my mom told me to not wear it, my friends told me to not wear , pretty much everyone told me I should wear something else. Still haven't changed my clothing choice and I will never change it.
bro u look lame cuz ur stubborn why are you proud of that lol
@@kams7822 I am not even denying that there are other clothing options that would look better on me. But the adidas bottom is just too comfortable.
everyone said my youtube merch shirt looked nerdy so i stopped wearing it even though it was my most comfy shirt and now i cant find it :((
my ex gf hated when i wore my super baggy camo cargo pants but I think it was cuz girls would constantly compliment them when we were out in public so I didn't care cuz everyone else likes it lmao
One time when I was young I decided to stare at the sun because I thought that it making you blind was a myth. Now, somehow, I have the best eyesight in my family. Even my identical twin has glasses and I don’t. (Don’t stare at the sun tho)
if you think that pizza pic looks bad you have never had good pizza, I feel sorry for you
5:53 What does he mean with "Drake"?
A twitch emote i think, search it up
it's the twitch emote of Drake clapping. you can see chat spamming it on the left.
@@crediblesalamander8056 Ah, okey 😄 Thank you!
In my last year of high school, a girl I had a crush on said she liked my long eyelashes and I've been riding that high ever since - that was almost 9 years ago
26 minutes and no dislikes? Bro popped off 😎
Also pineapple on pizza slaps and if you don't like it you're a philistine with unrefined tastes. Pineapple and pepperoni pizza is peak
See now someone gonna jump in and attack saying that ham actually goes better with pineapple then pepperoni. Been a while so I can't add to it.
It’s me, I’m the boyfriend
It’s true
I liked glizzy this but china that was better for sure for sure.
Don't wear a red shirt with tan pants.
Every female from 22- 42 will laugh and state that you look like a target employee.
The only thing this does is make them feel clever for only associating those colors with the target brand and those kind of people don't need to bolster their confidence.
Hey Atrioc I know a pizza spot
Pepperoni is gross, doesnt even taste like meat, just a ton of spices in grease