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  • @nomad_five7637
    @nomad_five7637 3 роки тому +1044

    Perfect response to the grounded kid who removed all of the labels from the canned food. ALL of that is YOUR dinner until they're gone!

    • @togglemutt9892
      @togglemutt9892 3 роки тому +46

      Happened to me for different reasons
      Effective punishment

    • @tjj1977tjj
      @tjj1977tjj 3 роки тому +43

      PARENT LEVEL 1000000

    • @ST-cy6we
      @ST-cy6we 3 роки тому +60

      Yeah that's what I was thinking. "Pick a can, open it and that is your dinner whateverthefvck it is"

    • @josephlarrybradley508
      @josephlarrybradley508 3 роки тому +9

      Zed: You Complain about UA-cam and Do NOT Keep your Videos Current on Rumble.. F U

    • @1carus63
      @1carus63 3 роки тому +15

      @@ST-cy6we imagine it’s like horseradish 😂

  • @corndogink2424
    @corndogink2424 3 роки тому +285

    The "I'm going to keep wearing a mask" people remind me an awful lot of the "I'm moving to Canada" people.

    • @evanarmont
      @evanarmont 3 роки тому +24

      I wish they had moved to Canada

    • @Magavynhigara
      @Magavynhigara 3 роки тому +6

      Trust the science.

    • @rocosuavez
      @rocosuavez 3 роки тому +14

      except they never moved here and we have enough idiots here of our own , You elected Biden now keep em on your side ...LOL, We have Drudope ...we are dummies too the only fun thing he did was decriminalize pot ...A little fact about Quebec ,you can not sell pot its still illegal only the government can sell pot ,and you can not sell paraphilia, t-shirt ,poster with a pot leaf its a trademark infringement or copyright ,they also run the casinos ,the liquor stores and lottery...ahhhh the smell of money

    • @marcodesforges7709
      @marcodesforges7709 3 роки тому +3

      @@evanarmont nnnnnnnooooooooo please we have to much surtout au Québec.

    • @evanarmont
      @evanarmont 3 роки тому +6

      @@rocosuavez we didn't elect Joe biden, they voted for him, not us

  • @richardsqueeze
    @richardsqueeze 3 роки тому +2276

    I'm having a hard time believing 9.8 million people watched the oscars this year.

    • @ralphvelthuis2359
      @ralphvelthuis2359 3 роки тому +165

      Probably a lot of bot watchers.

    • @deepwildblue74
      @deepwildblue74 3 роки тому +153

      Some were sleeping during the show and others lost the remote during the entire process, others.....you can't help them

    • @richie9878
      @richie9878 3 роки тому +142

      Half are youtubers that want to make a reaction video to it.

    • @JarJarWookie
      @JarJarWookie 3 роки тому +12

      That sounds about right for the number of people 50 years and over that watch it out of habit.

    • @felixcat648
      @felixcat648 3 роки тому +49

      All off Bidens mail-in voters watched the Oscars, from their graves. Its true.

  • @ladymorgonna
    @ladymorgonna 3 роки тому +76

    I laugh every damn time you put Nancy up there saying morning...... I lose before the game even starts lol

    • @annespencer1856
      @annespencer1856 2 роки тому +2

      My favorite part of the show!

    • @ab62051
      @ab62051 Рік тому +2

      Actually, it (she...whatever ) makes me want to puke...

  • @lizzyjeanne
    @lizzyjeanne 3 роки тому +183

    If my kid took all the labels off the cans, he would be having “mystery dinner” every night until they are gone.

    • @DHarri9977
      @DHarri9977 3 роки тому +8

      He should have taken it to the next level and switch the labels the mom would have been going nuts for weeks.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 роки тому +4

      Same!

    • @Lammy4ever7
      @Lammy4ever7 3 роки тому +5

      This was actually what I had in mind. Force-feed him that slop. Who knows? You might accidentally discover some genius recipes that way.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 3 роки тому +4

      Nope. We'd play a game called -- Name That Can. The rules, I randomly pick a label out of one of the labels that are cut off. Then the kid has to guess which can it goes to. For every wrong guess you open a can your pour it into a bowl. You keep going until they pick the right one.
      When they finally "win" you stir all those ingredients together and prepare them according to the directions on the label you chose. Any directions on any recipe on the label can be chosen by the gameshow host. His dinner that night is a bowl of that swill.
      On the first night they might get the cold clam chowder fruit cocktail and peas medley. On the second night you rig the game by knowing the label ahead of time and removing that can -- resulting in every can that's left being poured into the bowl. Bonus torture if the prep on the instructions were to use a blender or mixer.
      When he accuses you of cheating, you tell him there was no rule against anyone eating any of those cans of food during the day.
      I would turn the whole event into a learning experience.
      But really, if it were my kid, I'd pick one of his favorite toys and roll over it with the car while he watched. Nothing like seeing one of your prized possessions be obliterated. As a reminder, I'd later take the pieces and put them in a clear jar on his disk. I would leave it there and specify that it will only get replaced with some other item that one of his transgressions resulted in. If the kid does anything to move that jar or it's contents, you keep rolling over the kids possessions until the lesson is learned. You can even warn him ahead of time, "I wouldn't do that Johnny, that's a PlayStation5 offense."
      You teach a lesson about the real world -- if you destroy someone else's property, they're morally justified in destroying yours. People often preach against eye-for-an-eye actions, but the real world doesn't function that way. Game theory has already proven that tit-for-tat strategies are optimal for maintaining balance between 2 parties.
      A parent's primary job above all others is to teach a child that every choice has a consequence. The longer lasting that consequence to the child, the longer they'll remember it. My whole home world was my toys when I was younger. If I knew that one of my toys was forfeit when I did wrong, I would not have repeated the act which caused it.

    • @porterdaniel5513
      @porterdaniel5513 3 роки тому

      That was my favorite of the memes in this one 😆. Freaking epic meltdown prank from the kid..

  • @thevector663
    @thevector663 3 роки тому +134

    Land o' Lakes is my favorite, because as it was explained to me, the company "got rid of the Native American but kept the land." 🙄

    • @_bando_
      @_bando_ 3 роки тому +1

      Wowww 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mistye8485
      @mistye8485 3 роки тому +8

      It’s crazy because about a decade ago the left complained about commercials, magazine, toys etc being mostly white. Now you get to see interracial relationships on these things. But now it’s racist to have an Indian, Which was one of the most important Indians in our history, to have her on the food package? Uncle Ben and aunt Jemima same story.

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay 3 роки тому +1

      I've been saying this since it happened.

    • @crissyfox553
      @crissyfox553 2 роки тому

      👍🏽👏🏽😂

    • @sonnyg8729
      @sonnyg8729 2 роки тому +2

      Then the company is racist… BOYCOTT LAND OF LAKES
      but in all seriousness they should have kept her there, you know for REPRESENTATION

  • @RegularTennesseeJoe
    @RegularTennesseeJoe 3 роки тому +135

    Our local Walmart has 4 regular checkouts that are never open. They also have 20 self checkouts always open. That is the future of higher minimum wage.

    • @moosedawg71
      @moosedawg71 3 роки тому +4

      OMG, IKR?! But that's why they have 20 auto checkouts, Walmart can't afford to sell all that Made in China stuff if they have to pay their employees $15 an hour, so they fire them all because they have the automated ones and only need 1 person to watch them for when people can't figure out how to use them.

    • @MarcyTrivette
      @MarcyTrivette 3 роки тому +5

      There is literally a dozen regular checkouts at Walmart and whenever I'm there not even half are open. Self checkout it is! Walmart actually does pay their employees well as far as what they pay per hour. But, if you're a cashier, that higher hourly pay doesn't matter because you won't get to work many hours. I don't think it's the same for the other employees besides the cashiers. My husband's aunt is a greeter at Walmart and she works full time and makes $17/hr. Lesson: If you want to work at Walmart, don't be a cashier.

    • @laurakane2252
      @laurakane2252 3 роки тому +3

      I just saw a story about the Walgreens I think it was, in California and they are closing 17 stores because they are losing that much money to stealing and the cops don't follow up on those crimes. I imagine insurance is hard to get.

    • @krisbatz4803
      @krisbatz4803 3 роки тому +2

      I always ask to get rung up. Even if it's 1 item. I love it

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 3 роки тому +1

      @@laurakane2252 California made crime literally legal, so that's unsurprising.

  • @andrewthecelt3794
    @andrewthecelt3794 3 роки тому +165

    If my kid pulled all the labels off the cans, they're having mystery breakfast every day until it's all gone.
    Maybe it's peaches, maybe creamed corn, maybe dog food, don't care, they're eating every last bite.

    • @LilyHarvest
      @LilyHarvest 3 роки тому +6

      exactly! they would NOT do that again! lol

    • @deewilson888
      @deewilson888 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Dad is that you??!!!!

    • @BeeKaye
      @BeeKaye 3 роки тому +5

      🤣👍🏼💪🏼

    • @phoradio1277
      @phoradio1277 3 роки тому +20

      People who have been truly poor love Unlabeled Can Roulette. The key is to get good at the "shake" My sister has an uncanny ability to find yams😂

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 3 роки тому +904

    Anybody else waiting for Biden to say "That's all folks!"

  • @mcalo2000
    @mcalo2000 3 роки тому +38

    7:18 there’s a lady at my job that smokes and puts her mask back on between drags of her cigarette. Pulls it down takes a drag exhales then puts mask back over mouth and nose until next drag. It’s hilarious

    • @tuppybrill4915
      @tuppybrill4915 3 роки тому +8

      She should keep the mask on when exhaling, she would get more of her money’s worth out of the ciggies.

    • @rippinlips1133
      @rippinlips1133 3 роки тому +1

      Record that and post

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 3 роки тому +53

    Did anyone else notice Heels Up Harris nodding while Burisma Joe was mumbling along?

    • @jonm9538
      @jonm9538 3 роки тому +5

      It looked like Pelosi was nodding of too. I think that's their strategy. Bore the hell out of everyone then pull your bullshit while they are sleeping.

    • @THEforeigner3
      @THEforeigner3 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, I was going to comment on that too! She is the Yes Man for the Pelosi/Obama regime, LOL

  • @vegasrenie
    @vegasrenie 3 роки тому +97

    When my son retired from the Navy after 12 years, he used the G.I. Bill and went to college. He got his bachelors and his MBA. I guess I call that smart, because he has zero college debt.

    • @cherylmcelveen2817
      @cherylmcelveen2817 3 роки тому

      When you fight the bankers wars for them being rewarded is not out of the realm of possibility.

    • @cherylmcelveen2817
      @cherylmcelveen2817 3 роки тому

      *outside of the realm of possibility.

    • @d.johnson9957
      @d.johnson9957 2 роки тому

      @@cherylmcelveen2817 When you go to college and walk out with a huge debt and worthless piece of paper, the odds of you being a leftist are not out of the realm of possibility.

    • @d.johnson9957
      @d.johnson9957 2 роки тому

      Don't bother pointing out my grammar faults, I don't give a d@mn.

    • @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7
      @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7 Рік тому

      Most of my college tuition was paid for by academic scholarships. I just made sure to keep a high GPA, 3.8, & 3/4 of my tuition was paid.
      I went for a total of 8 yrs & 1/2 was at a private university, so it would've been really expensive without those scholarships. There's many other types of scholarships too.

  • @thomashinchliff2173
    @thomashinchliff2173 3 роки тому +217

    I was out walking my dog the other day and the local high school students were out having soccer practice...all wearing masks while running around outside. I then proceeded to walk into the gas station with my dog and no mask to buy a drink with no hassle. Our institutions of power are completely stupid.

    • @thomashinchliff2173
      @thomashinchliff2173 3 роки тому +3

      @Lucian Babb hahaha I love this comment

    • @SouthDenverDave
      @SouthDenverDave 3 роки тому +2

      .....and corrupt!

    • @bamahama707
      @bamahama707 3 роки тому +1

      It's not just the institutions of power that are stupid...

    • @DHarri9977
      @DHarri9977 3 роки тому +5

      The left media has convinced the young that they are smart by wearing a face mask making them superior while not asking questions.

    • @alanploetz7100
      @alanploetz7100 3 роки тому

      @@bamahama707 right? It's the people who should be institutionalized because they thought it was a good idea to vote these citiots into positions of power.

  • @majorblitz7219
    @majorblitz7219 3 роки тому +181

    The next time a millenial makes fun of you for being a boomer, remind them they are the warning lable generation for a reason.

    • @SpiritOfHalloween31
      @SpiritOfHalloween31 3 роки тому +17

      Even though I unfortunately am a millennial, I completely agree with this. My generation is a disgrace.

    • @picklemetimbers3003
      @picklemetimbers3003 3 роки тому +10

      Exactly. If only the boomers would have taken the time to teach the millenials....

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 3 роки тому +14

      @@picklemetimbers3003 Some of us did. That's why there are many based millennials.

    • @DoktorJammified
      @DoktorJammified 3 роки тому +5

      @@picklemetimbers3003 No amount of teaching can help against vanity and 5 minutes of tiktok fame.

    • @SpiritOfHalloween31
      @SpiritOfHalloween31 3 роки тому +14

      @@picklemetimbers3003 My parents are boomers so I grew up with a lot of core values at least. I can't even connect to anyone in my generation. Everyone is too damn busy on their smartphone and it really bugs me. Especially when it comes to dating. Its like everything feels far removed and disconnected. I can't stand texting and driving either and I get very angry when people do that. I also appreciate a lot of things from the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. Hardly anyone in my generation does. I wish as a society we could go back to an art deco style, I wish things were the way they used to be before SJWs, woke crap, 3rd wave feminism, TikTok, etc. I wish my current generation wasn't cringe, they've even ruined the damn fedora.

  • @alexmcdonald7695
    @alexmcdonald7695 3 роки тому +24

    Funny thing about Land O Lakes: they took the Native out of the picture but kept the land :/

  • @Red-Pilled_Steel
    @Red-Pilled_Steel 3 роки тому +96

    I love when people come to our shop freaked out and ask: "You guys don't have to wear a mask?"
    Me: "No, we just ignore it. Just like you ignored that sign in front of you that says EYE AND HEARING PROTECTION REQUIRED."

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 3 роки тому +12

      That shits funny, how come no one goes into employee only areas anywhere else besides shops? Imagine just walking into the kitchen at chili's.

    • @bananasmcduck630
      @bananasmcduck630 3 роки тому +2

      @@halfassranch8363 I've been a chef for 20years and I've lost count of the number of drunk people who've walked into the kitchen usually they are trying to give the kitchen a tip sometimes they are just looking for the bathroom either way very inappropriate

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 3 роки тому +2

      @@bananasmcduck630 wow no shit that surprises me.

  • @skipmars7979
    @skipmars7979 3 роки тому +205

    To the kid that ripped labels off cans: These are now your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 6 days.

    • @hayleybartek8643
      @hayleybartek8643 3 роки тому +7

      "You want to eat? Go pick out a can and open it."

    • @SUPERULTRAMAGNUM
      @SUPERULTRAMAGNUM 3 роки тому +4

      my first thought

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому +4

      Were any dog food?

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 3 роки тому +1

      Easy to solve that little problem.

    • @gerilynne1955
      @gerilynne1955 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing. But the parents would probably be reported for child abuse. 🙄

  • @lancer717
    @lancer717 3 роки тому +100

    I saw a “Karen” at a crackle barrel with a “I got vaccinated” sticker. I looked down at her little over weight son eating candy.
    She cares SO much about health 🙄. People who push the vaccine have bigger health issues to worry about. My aunt yelled at me for being at the gym and not being vaccinated lol. Meanwhile she drinks 5 cans of cola a day lol

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 3 роки тому +9

      My mom believes in all the nonsense, but she is elderly and needs me. When she asked if I am going to get vaccinated, I simply said "No." and she didn't challenge it. The moral? Karen behavior occurs when women can get what they need from men through government force, and disappears otherwise.

    • @lisad6106
      @lisad6106 3 роки тому +7

      Yep no mask or vaccine will protect anyone ignorantly feeding themselves sugar poison. I see it all the time. Can't fix stupid.

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 3 роки тому +8

      I hugged my grandma without a mask and my mom scolded me, I said "Well she got the vaccine so she should be safe, right?" It shut her right up!

    • @newfoundling9275
      @newfoundling9275 3 роки тому +3

      My dad yelled at me for not getting the vaccine, I had a deadly allergic reaction to the flu shot....

    • @lancer717
      @lancer717 3 роки тому +4

      I’m not an anti-vaxxer. I just don’t understand why they shun us for not getting vaccinated. When the government says “stay home - wait for a vaccine” ....it’s a sales pitch. NOT health advice. I’m not a doctor but I am a Certified health coach. I haven’t gotten the flu in 7 years after taking D3 (plus other vitamins and minerals). I believe in optimizing the body first. Of course if you’re old and already very sick, then you have to take more precautions and look into necessary vaccines/medication. Be safe everyone. ✌🏽 ❤️ 🕊

  • @MarkRVillano
    @MarkRVillano 3 роки тому +74

    The guy playing dead to scare his wife:
    Imagine if she walked in the door, saw him laying there and then did a little dance while she called the life insurance company to report her claim.

    • @TaaxiCaab
      @TaaxiCaab 3 роки тому +10

      A life insurance salesman called me years ago trying to sell me his stuff. I told him I don't believe in life insurance because I'd be betting against myself that I was going to die and they were betting on me to live and keep paying them. Besides, I can't use the money if I'm dead. He asked, "What about your wife??" I replied that I didn't want to give the bitch another reason to kill me. That was how the call ended.

    • @MarkRVillano
      @MarkRVillano 3 роки тому +5

      @@TaaxiCaab My ex wife wanted me to get a life insurance policy and I said, "What do I need one of those for? You're going first."

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 2 роки тому

      lmao

  • @porterdaniel5513
    @porterdaniel5513 3 роки тому +14

    So my brother, whom had been in Oregon for about 5 years before me, got me to unknowingly go into the health department my first full day in Eugene, and pick up a "Starter Kit". When I come out I punch him in the mouth. This so called starter kit is a pack of needles, a box of matches, a candle, a metal cap. I found out the hard way he was a h addict. He's 8 years clean now thank God

  • @jennyferb.r.h.9460
    @jennyferb.r.h.9460 3 роки тому +30

    "Let's make Facebook the next Myspace" loll

    • @spittinvenom9671
      @spittinvenom9671 3 роки тому +4

      And accessible only on AOL

    • @mrblueun1080
      @mrblueun1080 3 роки тому

      I have never subscribed to FB. Never will !! Screw Zuckerturd

  • @leannhenry9191
    @leannhenry9191 3 роки тому +69

    I'm a 70 year old truck driving woman and I love it.

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 3 роки тому +5

      Mad respect girl!!! We need you ♡

    • @nonamejohnson4809
      @nonamejohnson4809 3 роки тому +4

      You're a badass

    • @flipnasty2296
      @flipnasty2296 3 роки тому +2

      Keep on Truckin!! That's awesome

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 роки тому +5

      I knew a girl in a trucking family, who when the truck stop hookers banged on her door would yell: "Send over your brother!"

    • @BJMauck
      @BJMauck 3 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah!!

  • @kimberlyfrost4730
    @kimberlyfrost4730 3 роки тому +44

    Yep, my son is one of the dumb ones. Almost 5 years into his service and he's getting close to getting his bachelor's degree while having no debt from it.

    • @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7
      @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7 Рік тому

      Most of my college tuition was paid for by academic scholarships. I just made sure to keep a high GPA, 3.8, & 3/4 of my tuition was paid.
      I went for a total of 8 yrs & 1/2 was at a private university, so it would've been really expensive without those scholarships. There's many other types of scholarships too.

  • @mauricecooper9016
    @mauricecooper9016 3 роки тому +112

    I paid for the police officer’s meal behind me in the drive thru a few nights ago while doing Uber Eats. Only did it because he was a cop

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 роки тому +1

      But how do you know?

    • @graciescottsdale
      @graciescottsdale 3 роки тому +5

      Awesome!

    • @melteague117
      @melteague117 3 роки тому +8

      God bless, back the Blue!

    • @mikester24622
      @mikester24622 3 роки тому

      He may have been there just getting food for the inmates.

    • @Shawnabin
      @Shawnabin 3 роки тому +2

      @@madtabby66 how do you know what? How much it is? Ask the cashier, they have it all rung up when the person behind you ordered.

  • @mr.e1944
    @mr.e1944 3 роки тому +33

    In my day, everything was scary for kids (including McDonalds characters). Our toy guns looked like real guns. We had candies that looked like cigarettes. We could apply fake tattoos from gum ball machines. The comics were scary, the movies were scary. I still fondly remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom with people eating monkey brains and scarabs and hundreds of snakes. Conan the Barbarian chopping people’s heads off. No safety stuff. Seat belts were optional. Even the glue for making model kits could make you high. It was a great time to be alive!

    • @laurafranich4807
      @laurafranich4807 3 роки тому +1

      I think kids still like to be scared. My 8 year old granddaughter loves scary movies and videos.

    • @deepwildblue74
      @deepwildblue74 3 роки тому +2

      In Cuba there was a double hill that we called the Flag, we purposely look to ride them on with the bicycles because brakes will not work and the adreline for the speed was high. No one thought we could die neither care, fearless and bold

  • @WatPoh
    @WatPoh 3 роки тому +84

    Saw where a high school track coach took the bullet and got fired for refusing to make his team wear masks during training and meets. We need more people like that. The only thing that bothered me was the kids didn't back him up and quit the team.

    • @edantonuk690
      @edantonuk690 3 роки тому +12

      Mom an dad probably made that decision for them

    • @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure
      @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure 3 роки тому +2

      Wow thats fucking ridiculous

    • @mmercier0921
      @mmercier0921 3 роки тому +5

      I am against mandatory masks... but I got the right to wear my billy the kid bandanna everywhere now. Now I can avoid security cameras when I shit kick other annoying maskoids in public.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 роки тому +2

      That's what happens when they're raised by libtard parents.

    • @mmercier0921
      @mmercier0921 3 роки тому +1

      You never take one for the team if the team is all retards. Just go with the flow and rear your retards to attack on command.
      Works with dogs and really dumb humans every time.

  • @user-pe9gz8si8k
    @user-pe9gz8si8k 3 роки тому +30

    I joined the Air Force and saw more of the world than my whole family. I don’t regret it at all

  • @gwenj5419
    @gwenj5419 3 роки тому +51

    "I transitioned from the kid my classmates beat up to the woman they all run in horror from." Did you ever consider boxing or karate lessons?

    • @captainhyrule9741
      @captainhyrule9741 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist he's only pretending to be transgender cause he knows the bullies don't want be cancelled for picking on a transwoman

    • @Bayloy
      @Bayloy 3 роки тому +1

      Right LOL! Dudes defense was a wonder bra and maybelline! Hahahahaha

  • @stevewilliams1260
    @stevewilliams1260 3 роки тому +123

    To the parent of the kid who de-labeled the cans.
    Now he can eat 1 can everyday for supper and it will be his surprise for the day. Enjoy your food kid

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 3 роки тому +1

      The kid pulled that for being grounded, the parent does this and they wake up without a foot

    • @stevewilliams1260
      @stevewilliams1260 3 роки тому +2

      @@-hello6177 then the child went wake up the next day

    • @uncbadguy
      @uncbadguy 3 роки тому

      My kids would have learned the hard way too.

  • @likilikiki
    @likilikiki 3 роки тому +29

    That pay it forward dude should be an actor, he was hella funny 😂😂

  • @NotaVampyre111
    @NotaVampyre111 Рік тому +1

    After I got out of the Navy, the government paid me to go to college for four years with the G.I. Bill. Plus I got to travel all over the world while in the Navy seeing, doing and learning about things I'd never see anywhere else. It also gave me the self confidence and maturity I needed back then. Now that I am an older man, The VA is paying for nearly all my medical bills. As a cancer survivor, that's well over $80,000. Talk crap all you want about the military but it worked out well for me.

  • @pauljojo6855
    @pauljojo6855 3 роки тому +297

    There's no police problem. There is a civilian behavioral problem.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 3 роки тому +24

      There's most certainly a police problem. They will stand down during a riot if ordered. They will attack peaceful civilians engaged in legit protest if ordered. They serve whoever cuts their paycheck.

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 3 роки тому +1

      I mean... You technically right.

    • @alanploetz7100
      @alanploetz7100 3 роки тому +7

      There should be a more judicious use of the word "civilian." I think you meant criminals.

    • @kibblenbits
      @kibblenbits 3 роки тому +6

      @@palaceofwisdom9448 Just like anyone else who has had to work for a living. It's criminal politician's who are the problem..

    • @CIorox_BIeach
      @CIorox_BIeach 3 роки тому +7

      Eh, I think there is a police problem. They think they can demand your ID (search and seizure) even if they didn't see you do anything/you weren't accused and they act incredibly threatening on purpose. They also give the very strong impression that you're not allowed to have a gun outside of your house and won't do anything about theft.
      Need to get rid of the police and replace them entirely with the Sherrifs dept. which is elected.

  • @krevor4095
    @krevor4095 3 роки тому +129

    Request: Have an extended version of the Pelosi Sunday Morning clip (includes the guy asking her the question just before) so people are reminded. She wasn't being nice and pleasant. She was being delirious.

    • @Hippoopi
      @Hippoopi 3 роки тому +12

      That robotic reset was epic!

    • @Kaidhicksii
      @Kaidhicksii 3 роки тому +10

      She's a devil.

  • @357Addict
    @357Addict 3 роки тому +91

    To the kid who removed all of the labels
    Parent: I know what you will be eating for the next 2 weeks. Pick one and enjoy.

    • @condew6103
      @condew6103 3 роки тому +1

      This was a gag wedding gift back when my parents got married in the 50s.

  • @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7
    @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7 Рік тому +2

    The bug on that kid's back is just a stick insect/bug. We have them here in Utah.
    They're totally harmless, they just look pretty crazy & they're big. They don't bite, sting or attack ppl at all.
    They're actually very gentle, slow-moving & docile. They're kept as pets by some ppl & they'll sit & chill in your hand. Ppl actually have to be careful not to hurt them bc they're kinda delicate.
    They're fascinating too. When it's breezy outside, they sway side to side to mimic a real stick. Looking & acting like a stick is their camouflage for self-defense.

  • @jonm9538
    @jonm9538 3 роки тому +79

    Fun fact: when my dad got alzheimers he started sitting very very close to the TV, just like Chuck Schumer. It was the first sign of an irrevocable decline.

    • @Lucinda_Jackson
      @Lucinda_Jackson 3 роки тому +8

      My mother didn’t sit close to the TV, but she jacked the volume WAAAAY up!

    • @onionhead5780
      @onionhead5780 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lucinda_Jackson What?!!!!

    • @Lucinda_Jackson
      @Lucinda_Jackson 3 роки тому

      @@onionhead5780
      Evidently your reading skills are lacking??

    • @berrdeddy2775
      @berrdeddy2775 3 роки тому +1

      I guess Chuck has been doing this for decades.

  • @PC-uh6hk
    @PC-uh6hk 3 роки тому +49

    My girlfriend wanted to go to one of those restaurants that make your food right in front of you so I took her to subway.

  • @ftniceberg874
    @ftniceberg874 3 роки тому +221

    Fun fact: saint George Kirby had a higher oxygen saturation in his blood them the majority of the world forced to wear face diapers.

    • @jrosa7319
      @jrosa7319 3 роки тому +20

      Nice irony - calling him Kirby like Pelosi did.

    • @akdonlh9924
      @akdonlh9924 3 роки тому +15

      I thought George Kirby was a vacuum salesman

    • @michaelredwine5074
      @michaelredwine5074 3 роки тому +1

      He was hyper ventilating.

    • @Thumpster59166
      @Thumpster59166 3 роки тому +13

      At least he's sober now, right?

    • @benh6452
      @benh6452 3 роки тому +17

      Point being you don't suffocate to death with a high blood/oxygen

  • @unpopularopinion333
    @unpopularopinion333 3 роки тому +3

    If my kid cut the labels off of all the canned goods, he'd be eating mystery cans for every meal until they're gone.

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK 3 роки тому

      "What do you want for dinner today, honey.? Go pick a can"...

  • @AzerinaM
    @AzerinaM 3 роки тому +134

    There are a lot of people that join the military TO go to college. ❤️🇺🇸

    • @KM-wf9yx
      @KM-wf9yx 3 роки тому +3

      She meant Collage, isn't that how people with Collage degrees spell College? That is what I see on bumper stickers, they say "I go to Collage" or "My daughter goes to Collage"!

    • @AzerinaM
      @AzerinaM 3 роки тому +3

      @@rikvis or… now think of this.. it was a typo! Omg.. that NEVER happened to you I bet. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @AzerinaM
      @AzerinaM 3 роки тому +1

      @@KM-wf9yx oh.. turns out I spelled the shit right..ffs.. lol.. next time just hush.

    • @MelindadelosSantos
      @MelindadelosSantos 3 роки тому +2

      I regret the day my ex-boyfriend kept me from joining the Air Force.

    • @robertvanmeter5442
      @robertvanmeter5442 3 роки тому +1

      Why are we paying taxes to a government to uphold laws and protect our citizens n rights when its obvious they are not doing any of those and are arming our enemies and helping Other countries and their selves and neglecting veterans ignoring the poor and impoverished breaking laws like their better than we are when they are the worse people on the planet? Dissolve the government and rid our military of power hungry generals who commit treason and pay our taxes to the military to uphold laws and protect America! They have to do all the hard work with nothing to show for it cause politicians use them and forget them!

  • @baileylanore
    @baileylanore 3 роки тому +46

    I don’t think I’ve even held a mask in my hands for about two months. I’m from Idaho and we’ve never really cared.

    • @deepwildblue74
      @deepwildblue74 3 роки тому +10

      Funny note
      Store: sign says you are required to wear a mask!
      Me: I am wearing it in my hand, sign does not say I have to wear it on my face

    • @deborahangel8761
      @deborahangel8761 3 роки тому +4

      We rock, don't we?! Idahoans, that is 😃

    • @lettymoore3714
      @lettymoore3714 3 роки тому +5

      In rural Pennsylvania no one cares that I don't wear a mask. It is only when I go to Philly that people start noticing. We are being separated into two groups by the media and the elite. The power mongers will do anything to maintain control of the people.

    • @TheSouldead1
      @TheSouldead1 3 роки тому +2

      That’s why I love living in my little town here in southwest Idaho. Downside is that it’s hard to find a place to fish since all of a sudden people that have never fished or rarely go are everywhere and trashing all of the good spots.

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo 3 роки тому +1

      @@deepwildblue74 Where I'm at in South Carolina, same thing. Sign says mask required. Difference is, I don't even take it out of my pocket.

  • @Gr1mm4
    @Gr1mm4 3 роки тому +95

    Friends don't let friends watch the Oscars, do the right thing and smash their TV, it's for their own good.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t hurt the TV, set up UA-cam on it and watch Zeducation together!

    • @animeyhem9780
      @animeyhem9780 3 роки тому +1

      Or better yet, tell them it's the Oscar's and surreptitiously switch on MST3K...

    • @unacceptablefinnrazelle697
      @unacceptablefinnrazelle697 3 роки тому +1

      The Oscars will give you brain cancer, I'm pretty sure.

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому

      @@animeyhem9780 I watch that too...better movies.

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому

      @@unacceptablefinnrazelle697 Or diarrhea...

  • @mikeb2496
    @mikeb2496 3 роки тому +14

    Buddy did the G.I. Bill, 2 year degree, became a licensed surveyor, now heads the department in a multimillion dollar engineering firm.

  • @kimnolen7644
    @kimnolen7644 3 роки тому +55

    True story - Once at Wal Mart at Christmas time, I asked someone why they didn't hire more help for the holidays and someone told me that they tried to, many people applied, but couldn't pass the drug test.

    • @misscleo378
      @misscleo378 3 роки тому +6

      Many businesses in my area are hiring, but they are experiencing the same issue with having applicants who are either unwilling to take a drug test or do not pass.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 3 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of our local police department. They had trouble getting enough applicants so they just kept lowering their standards until they had a full class.

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 3 роки тому +11

      @@misscleo378 \ And they want 15hr for every low end job. Idiots

    • @secretidentitynetwork3085
      @secretidentitynetwork3085 3 роки тому +3

      No business is going to tell me what I can do on my own time. Conservatives, if anyone, should understand this.

    • @vikingmike947q8
      @vikingmike947q8 3 роки тому +3

      @@secretidentitynetwork3085 same here! I worked for a security company once and the owner said that he was thinking of enacting a drug test policy and asked me what I thought. When I told him that nearly everyone would be fired , everybody smoked weed. he asked even you?! I said yes! He said well that's not going to happen now! He knew that we all worked very well and were very professional in our jobs and realized that the companies who did and fired good employees for that were ridiculous and overstepping their reach and now he endorses people's right for privacy off work hours! Sometimes people do use their heads for more then just a hat rack!

  • @symphobic
    @symphobic 3 роки тому +132

    "People just join the military, because they're too dumb to go to college..."
    Actually, there are people who join the military, so they can pay their college tuition. A lot smarter IMO than student loans.

    • @rogercarpenter418
      @rogercarpenter418 3 роки тому +2

      @@louielee5599 was confused too apparently the Op deleted it. Glad you said something.

    • @sdafasdfsagasfesa298
      @sdafasdfsagasfesa298 3 роки тому +1

      The thing is the military does IQ tests or a version of it, most of the people going into college these days I guarantee they wouldn't pass it. Most of which are coming out even more dumb than they went in.

    • @RealGalaxyGamers
      @RealGalaxyGamers 3 роки тому

      The military is not for everyone!

    • @randallmidgley7589
      @randallmidgley7589 3 роки тому

      Was a time when to go to uni there was a standard to reach, now the only limitation is your ability to get student loan.

    • @tweakypoppy
      @tweakypoppy 3 роки тому +1

      Unless you end up going to war.

  • @menarenotwomen
    @menarenotwomen 3 роки тому +61

    12:18 all Walmarts are changing their stores to only have 1-3 actual cashiers and the rest will be self-checkout. This is what happens when you can’t spell your own name but demand $15/hour

    • @armandotorres6879
      @armandotorres6879 3 роки тому

      Long ass lines at self check out tho, walmart employees are incompetent (not all) but yeah, sucks going during busy hours

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому +7

      @Joshua Adams / This is what happens when corporate America is calling the shots, but never actually entering a store or doing their own grocery shopping. My store manager said the Walmart board sees it as a way to cut costs & boost profits. They are constantly changing the rules of the employees who actually “work”, to justify their own fluff jobs (just like the government).

    • @shadowbanned58
      @shadowbanned58 3 роки тому +4

      I had an employee get mad at me and have a mental breakdown because I forced him to do some simple math at the check out. I think I scrambled his widdle pea brain!😆 I told him what the change was before hand and he couldn't even figure it out on the cash register! There's definitely some real winners at wally world!

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому

      @@shadowbanned58 / Probably was a college graduate that couldn’t find a job in their field of education!!!

    • @shadowbanned58
      @shadowbanned58 3 роки тому

      @@cide3197 No, this dude was just a brainlet.

  • @jcs6206
    @jcs6206 3 роки тому +22

    Every time he mumbled?
    People would die of alcohol poisoning within 15 minutes.

  • @thomasnickel8808
    @thomasnickel8808 3 роки тому +7

    Feels strange to be so fully hydrated.

  • @markab1382
    @markab1382 3 роки тому +41

    I lost on “Let’s get ready to mumbleeeeeeeeeee”!

  • @davetally4832
    @davetally4832 3 роки тому +284

    I joined the military out of high school because I come from a very poor place and they gave me an opportunity to serve the country I love and prepare myself for a better future. I learned Mandarin Chinese in 15 months... I lived in Japan for 3 years, and now I am graduating with an Engineering degree, have a stable job offer and no college debt. I hate being this stupid....
    edit: Oh, and I own my own home and have significant savings.

    • @bassman5123
      @bassman5123 3 роки тому +24

      Well, people like that girl are too stupid to realize that on average, members of the military are more highly educated than is the general public. And one of the major reasons for this is that they have programs specifically for college (The GI Bill, the Army College Fund, etc.) And when our troops are sent to war some of them even say, "I didn't sign up for this, I'm in the college program., man." It's an old military joke for a reason!

    • @1958dbc
      @1958dbc 3 роки тому +5

      U jes a raycist

    • @justinsmelser1783
      @justinsmelser1783 3 роки тому +4

      I wanna be your friend! 😎👍

    • @hiimauntjonithebodyinsider9452
      @hiimauntjonithebodyinsider9452 3 роки тому +2

      The part I detest is all them vaccines they sabotaged our men with & yes women now too! Also is a curse for a woman to be in combat! before I married Robert he went to boot camp & after they shot him up with all them vaccines he was never the same in fact was so whacked out he could not serve & was let out on a general discharge. I don't remember him mention those at all & I learned about THEIR evil devices to ruin family I don't think there is one good thing in any them experimental is what Obama told Trump they were. I hate this hell hole & fight everyday the war on our health & liberties in Jesus name!

    • @Pandolcee
      @Pandolcee 3 роки тому

      What branch did you go into?

  • @skyboggie8253
    @skyboggie8253 3 роки тому +19

    Grew up watching the twilight zone now I'm living it!

    • @carlrice6989
      @carlrice6989 3 роки тому +1

      "Imagine if you Will,,, A world that believes IF you send Money to the Government,,, they can change the Temperature on Earth "

  • @brendastraley8829
    @brendastraley8829 3 роки тому +2

    THE DOG IN THE FACE MASK LMAO, you got me.

  • @lancehayes9071
    @lancehayes9071 3 роки тому +27

    Some joined the military to escape the idiocy of public schools.

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому +1

      Some join the military to “get an education”.
      Not like the idiots that rack up student loans they can’t pay back & can’t find a job in their area of expertise after they graduate!!!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 роки тому +1

      I bugged my nephew to go into support. You can come out with an incredibly well paying trade.

    • @lancehayes9071
      @lancehayes9071 3 роки тому +1

      Definitely learned more in the Corps than I was ever taught in public school.

  • @handimanjay6642
    @handimanjay6642 3 роки тому +28

    Our daughter at 3 peeled a bunch of labels. She got to choose the “side” at dinner time for a few weeks and it never happened again.

    • @thehalverwifey
      @thehalverwifey 3 роки тому +1

      Haha! That's great! 😂 Parenting WIN!! 😎

  • @ijones1201
    @ijones1201 3 роки тому +59

    Land'o Lakes actually kicked a Native American off her land and took it for themselves.

    • @srdavis37
      @srdavis37 3 роки тому +3

      Haha.. I love that meme!

    • @deborahangel8761
      @deborahangel8761 3 роки тому +2

      Irony so thick you can cut it with a butter knife 😆

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 роки тому +1

      Whose land? Natives had no legitimate claim to the land they were found squatting on. If it really was their land they'd have defended it! If you can get kicked off then it really isn't your land.

  • @bertfaze135
    @bertfaze135 3 роки тому +2

    When Biden mumbled the build back better I though of baby back baby back ribs. 😆😂

  • @Mrader1983
    @Mrader1983 3 роки тому +52

    That satan sun gets me every time.

  • @PhillyFan20
    @PhillyFan20 3 роки тому +77

    Went for a run yesterday and saw someone running with a mask on. I shook my head. No way in hell would I run or exercise with a mask on.

    • @lancer717
      @lancer717 3 роки тому +2

      Yea tell me about it. Although I’m forced to wear one at the gym. And yes, they check our temperature every time (which is ok).

    • @MsBizzyGurl
      @MsBizzyGurl 3 роки тому +4

      I smile and wave. Eventually the oxygen reduction might just kill them.

    • @maryf3219
      @maryf3219 3 роки тому +3

      Yes! And how about those 'news' reporters who are standing outside, alone, on camera wearing masks!

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 3 роки тому +3

      @@maryf3219 While the camera person doesn't have one on.

    • @shatara42
      @shatara42 3 роки тому +1

      I've seen single-wrapped masks that had specific warning labels "do not wear during exercise"

  • @ChristianRocker
    @ChristianRocker 3 роки тому +208

    I'm a terrible person, I laugh every episode and never do the punishment...

  • @rweakley
    @rweakley 3 роки тому +3

    That looks like an Australian stick bug. I was shocked seeing one when I deployed to Darwin. I got a pic with one on my shoulder! They have some crazy animals over there.

  • @jbrownjetmech-4783
    @jbrownjetmech-4783 3 роки тому +8

    Can you imagine how badass AMERICA would be if we replaced California with Japan.

  • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
    @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 3 роки тому +49

    I was just serving Jury Duty last week. One of the juror's husband tested positive.
    She was "fully" vaccinated (as they call it) and so were the other jurors.
    They all lost their minds. They wondered if she could get tested before coming back. Literally freaked out.
    Like holy shiet.

    • @urbanothepopeofdeath
      @urbanothepopeofdeath 3 роки тому +9

      OVER 9,000 HAVE TESTED POSITIVE AFTER TWO WEEKS OF BEING FULLY VACCINATED. 132 HAVE DIED BUT NOT NECESSARILY FROM THE VACCINE

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 3 роки тому +8

      PCR testing was never intended to be used to diagnose disease. The rate of false positives is at least 80% when running the test around 40 cycles. Now can people understand how this phony pandemic was foisted upon the world? It's just idiotic to get tested for the virus if a person isn't having any symptoms (unless people enjoy being quarantined for 10-14 days for absolutely no reason).

    • @SweetMamaG
      @SweetMamaG 3 роки тому +1

      Just curious...what was the crime? Was he or she convicted?

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 3 роки тому +1

      @@SweetMamaG Civil suit. Medical Malpractice.
      I sat through 7 weeks of lectures from some of the top medical minds. The head of the neurology department at Yale. One of the top internal fetal medicine specialists in the country from Ohio State. Top placental pathologists. Etc.
      Ended up being a hung jury because we had 4 people who were old dumbasses who couldn't be convinced with logic no matter how hard I tried in deliberation. 4-4 after 4 days of deliberation, ended in mistrial.
      Biggest waste of 2 months of my life. lmfao

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 3 роки тому +2

      @@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli I have sat on three juries and you pretty much described all of them.

  • @jeremy4046
    @jeremy4046 3 роки тому +131

    I know a guy with "Johnson" as a last name that when he was graduating high school he printed 1000 invitations and mailed them to random people named Johnson on the opposite coast figuring they would not show up in person to his graduation. Got over $8000 sent to him.

    • @vikingmike947q8
      @vikingmike947q8 3 роки тому +9

      Goddamn, that is genius!

    • @IdratherbeinHobbiton
      @IdratherbeinHobbiton 3 роки тому +6

      Dammit I wish I had thought of something like that!!🤣

    • @mattirondog549
      @mattirondog549 3 роки тому +4

      Legend.

    • @AstanaxKnight
      @AstanaxKnight 3 роки тому +7

      Well, that was better than the wedding invitation I got from a fellow military buddy by the name of Brown. He was marrying a woman whose last name was Johnson. The invitation was for the Brown Johnson Wedding.

    • @ernsttrekiew198
      @ernsttrekiew198 3 роки тому +6

      @@AstanaxKnight HAHAHA! I clipped a newspaper wedding announcement some 40 years ago for the 'Cocke - Hunt' wedding. Still have it!

  • @FIRE0KING
    @FIRE0KING 3 роки тому +56

    As a guy in the military, I'm gonna wear my mask as long as possible.
    To hide my facial hair.

  • @johnf2539
    @johnf2539 3 роки тому +27

    "Today I gave an iPhone and $500 to a homeless guy" - I laughed.

  • @shroumpf1032
    @shroumpf1032 3 роки тому +37

    my answer to the kid ripping the labels on food cans : "now you'll eat each and everyone of these cold (no heating) one meal at a time; while we have take out in front of you"

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 3 роки тому

      Lmao dude you didn't have to add the no heating part we understand what cold means.....

    • @shroumpf1032
      @shroumpf1032 3 роки тому

      @@halfassranch8363 take the can cook it and let it go cold again is not allowed either was what i meant
      sorry about not being able to transmit properly but glad i made you laugh still ^^

  • @muzzlevelocity4397
    @muzzlevelocity4397 3 роки тому +79

    Thank God everything was scary when I was a kid. It is no wonder that the losers today cannot cope with any form of hardship whatsoever.

    • @kajoregister9851
      @kajoregister9851 3 роки тому +5

      I have no idea how old you are, but I am creeping up on 54 this year & I know exactly what you mean LOL they wouldn't have lasted a weekend

    • @1223jamez
      @1223jamez 3 роки тому +2

      Amen! Went through some hard knocks but learn from a high school teacher who said , “there’s no such thing as a free lunch “! That was when teachers taught. That was 1980 and I am 60!

    • @moosedawg71
      @moosedawg71 3 роки тому +2

      IKR?! The scary shit we saw and did as kids made us TOUGH!

    • @MarcyTrivette
      @MarcyTrivette 3 роки тому +1

      True! I'm 41 and wasn't ever coddled or constantly protected from scary stuff as a kid. I don't do that to my own kids either. I have 5 kids, ages 22, 19, 16, 12 and almost 4. I've never tried to overly protect them from scary stuff. Hell, I even scared the shit out of the older ones once or twice when they were growing up! It was all in good fun!😂

  • @KiiJay
    @KiiJay 3 роки тому +1

    0:35 are you tryna kill me through over hydration?! LOL

  • @JaymanNVK
    @JaymanNVK 3 роки тому +26

    Making breakfast on Sunday and listening Zeducation is now a tradition

  • @crimesforkibble6912
    @crimesforkibble6912 3 роки тому +39

    "We have to do more than just Bilbo Baggins"
    ~Joe Biden~

  • @tammyturner5775
    @tammyturner5775 3 роки тому +43

    2020 turned 21 and got drunk. That explains all this. 😂

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому +2

      PERFECT !!!

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 3 роки тому +3

      Hope it doesn't become an alcoholic, it's been drinking A LOT this year.

    • @cindystafford2011
      @cindystafford2011 3 роки тому +2

      That's a good one

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому

      DUI = Democrats Under Investigation 🤣👍😂

  • @pipoargenti6912
    @pipoargenti6912 3 роки тому +3

    17:39 I sit that close to the tv everyday since a decade

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 3 роки тому +363

    "Who sits this close to the TV?"
    Wh pulls up a kitchen chair with no arms and no back cushion to watch an hours long program? Does he not own a sofa? Or a La-Z-Boy?

    • @ericmol5698
      @ericmol5698 3 роки тому +3

      Hey Karen
      Are you an INFJ p personality type?
      I'm being serious, look it up on UA-cam.
      I'm that type. It's very rare but I think I can see it in you.

    • @girlwriteswhat
      @girlwriteswhat 3 роки тому +11

      @@ericmol5698 Good guess. I've done the test more than once, and I usually come up INFJ, but once came up INTJ or INFP (I forget which).
      I actually like the Myers-Briggs questionnaires, because the questions don't seem morally loaded. They're pretty mundane. Which means you won't feel like you're being judged on your answers, so you're more likely to be honest.
      You'd be surprised how many people will lie or exaggerate even on an anonymized test if the questions have any hint of moral judgment in them.

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 3 роки тому +2

      I moved, and didn't bring my computer chair or recliner with me. They were falling apart, and I didn't want to pay the movers the cost in weight to move them. When I moved into the house, there were other, more important things to do with my money, so I used my money to fix other things. So, I just used a kitchen chair and some tv trays for the keyboard and mouse for about a year until I had the money to get a new chair, desk, and recliner.

    • @PremiumUserUltra
      @PremiumUserUltra 3 роки тому +2

      Hey Karen 💖⚘

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 3 роки тому +12

      "Who sits this close to the TV?"
      A half-blind, senile, power-mad old fart who loves to virtue signal. But that IS Chuck Schumer, so...maybe Im being redundant?

  • @georgeohwell7428
    @georgeohwell7428 3 роки тому +101

    I would just continue the punishment by making the kid eat mystery soup for dinner until its all gone.

    • @naomireaves3742
      @naomireaves3742 3 роки тому +4

      Good idea! That's the perfect punishment! Even let them pick the can! Haha 😂

    • @JuliaB1955
      @JuliaB1955 3 роки тому +4

      I think it's too late for that kid. If he-she-it has reached that level of spite and disrespect, I see broken soup bowls in that mom's future.

    • @johnd5336
      @johnd5336 3 роки тому +3

      This is how you make a "decent" human, keep up your common sense!

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 3 роки тому +1

      Sneak in a can of dog food, stewed prunes......

  • @ethanoldenburg6645
    @ethanoldenburg6645 3 роки тому +39

    I'm HELL-bent on that Japan and California swap now. 😂

    • @american6183
      @american6183 3 роки тому +3

      That is genius. I'm sure at least 40 states would vote for that.

    • @ethanoldenburg6645
      @ethanoldenburg6645 3 роки тому

      @@american6183 I'm sure the leftists there wouldn't mind being so far left that they're on the other side of the ocean 😂

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, that it brilliant. Japan would be safer and california would get the communism they want. Just let the normal californians out first.

    • @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7
      @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7 Рік тому

      Ikr!!!

    • @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7
      @RulyaBaruchHashemMorrigan7 Рік тому

      ​@@ethanoldenburg6645 Haha, right!
      We could also just tell them if they don't agree with the swap, then that makes them ethnocentric racists against Japanese.
      They'll fall for literally anything wording it that way. 🤣

  • @ravenmage1859
    @ravenmage1859 3 роки тому +4

    The no traffic was nice, but I miss the part of covid where I had an airtight excuse not to have to engage in social activities with friends and/or family. Quarantine was peaceful, and every weekend was mine to do as I wished.

  • @philipthon3349
    @philipthon3349 3 роки тому +50

    One of the reasons that I joined was to get money for college without having to take out student loans. I owed nothing after graduation.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому +9

      And I bet you didn't have a gender studies degree!

    • @OrphanPuncher
      @OrphanPuncher 3 роки тому +2

      Thats ok. I took out a student loan and after my college fucked me figuratively they offered to pay it back before I even paid my portion of it so I got a free 7k for them getting me removed from my courses

  • @richmcintyre1178
    @richmcintyre1178 3 роки тому +56

    Grandpa may not know the difference between HDMI-1 and HDMI-2 but he can change a tire!!

    • @travisn346
      @travisn346 3 роки тому +5

      Grandpa can cook on cast iron too.

    • @onespoiledpup2019
      @onespoiledpup2019 3 роки тому

      Absolutely!!

    • @johnmackey2240
      @johnmackey2240 3 роки тому +2

      That is such a great comment! I'm 35 and when I told the girl I'm currently dating not to go blow $70 on an oil change, that we could stop by the auto parts store on my way to her house and I would do it before we went out to eat, she thought I was suddenly a damn Ferrari mechanic. She said, "people can still change their own oil?"

    • @richmcintyre1178
      @richmcintyre1178 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnmackey2240 That is so sad isn't it. I taught my sons how to change the oil in our car when they were in their early teens.. Can you imagine an easier job LOL.

    • @johnmackey2240
      @johnmackey2240 3 роки тому +1

      @@richmcintyre1178 The most difficult part of that job is getting an over tightened oil filter off after a lube shop cranked it down unnecessarily hard. I was sort of tempted to play into how impressed she was, but I couldn't think of a way to make changing oil sound more technical and complicated than it is. Lol

  • @AJStarhiker
    @AJStarhiker 3 роки тому +23

    I joined the military because I didn't know what to take in college.
    Then went to college and used the GI Bill to skip the loan debt trap

    • @proehm
      @proehm 3 роки тому +1

      And you learned some sort of a trade to fall back on too.

    • @jamess5154
      @jamess5154 3 роки тому

      I had a degree when I joined and the AF paid for 3 more. Talk about job training.

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 3 роки тому

      It’s always someone that’s unqualified to join the military that says dumb shit like that. People act like being trans is the only thing stopping them medically from joining the military. I recruited for 3 years. There’s a shit load of things that can prevent you from enlisting. Broken bones and asthma are just the tip (and you’ll get the whole 10” of green weenie when you join).

    • @davidwilson9257
      @davidwilson9257 3 роки тому

      Amen, AJ. I entered the year after they killed the GI Bill (1977). I made an allotment deduction and paid for my college that way. What little college debt I had was paid off in less than five years.

  • @trayolphia5756
    @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +3

    18:45 it’s similar with phones and smart devices
    My dad was forced to give up his trusty Nokia brick he’d had for years when the 3G network got shutdown here in Australia…I visited my parents to find my 19 year old sister getting frustrated trying to explain basic app stuff on his new Samsung…and dad was getting increasingly and increasingly frustrated with how my sister was forgetting to factor in that he didn’t have the majority of underlying comprehension to simply “just use it”
    Before things exploded, as I could see dad was on the verge of verbally ripping her head off, I cut in with “hey, show some respect! You’re frustrated at having to teach him something so easy and taken for granted…? Never forget, he had to teach US how to use a TOILET AND A SPOON!”
    She shut right the hell up

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 3 роки тому +38

    That kid who removed the can labels, just earned himself an ass whoopin, on top of the extension added to his grounding

    • @SaintPatrick33
      @SaintPatrick33 3 роки тому +8

      Id tell them their dinner each night is to pick a can, and that's what they get. No takebacks. Better hope they keep the dog food in a different place...

    • @righty-o3585
      @righty-o3585 3 роки тому

      @@SaintPatrick33 I get ya, that could work, but it might not

  • @cliff1808
    @cliff1808 3 роки тому +67

    6:21 i was at my first track meet and it was raining so me and my friends all got under one umbrella and we didn’t have masks on and when the meet was over, my mom yelled at me and said she almost made me stay at my dads house because she was disappointed in me for not SoCiAl DiStAnCInG.
    lost all respect in a matter of seconds

    • @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs
      @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs 3 роки тому +8

      Your dad is your punishment?! I would have called him on the spot and asked when he could pick me up. Right in front of my mom. I wish my ex wife would make that kind of threat to my kids, and so do they.

    • @cliff1808
      @cliff1808 3 роки тому +1

      @@icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs i should’ve done that, but i think that would’ve gotten my ass beat.

    • @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs
      @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs 3 роки тому +6

      Just laugh in her face while she does it. No matter how much it hurts. Takes away all her power

    • @cliff1808
      @cliff1808 3 роки тому

      @@icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs haha thanks for the advice. gonna ask her if i can dye my hair so this’ll be useful if she tries anything
      also you seem really cool any chance you can adopt me?

    • @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs
      @icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs 3 роки тому +1

      @@cliff1808 you'd do better to patch your relationship with your own father.

  • @danielpryde7548
    @danielpryde7548 3 роки тому +32

    Me loosing Zed's challenges every week and not doing the punishments: "You have no power here"

    • @mkaylor121
      @mkaylor121 3 роки тому +2

      The quote is "you have no power over me"

    • @danielpryde7548
      @danielpryde7548 3 роки тому +1

      @@mkaylor121 Maybe I'm quoting something different? 😂

    • @mkaylor121
      @mkaylor121 3 роки тому +1

      I know it's all good I was quoting the Labyrinth

    • @danielpryde7548
      @danielpryde7548 3 роки тому +2

      @@mkaylor121 Hahahaha, I was quoting LOTR. :D

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 3 роки тому

      @@mkaylor121 Hes quoting Theoden :)

  • @skotw3247
    @skotw3247 3 роки тому +3

    My state needs to give out clean rolling papers lmao i always forget to buy them 🤣

  • @CampinMum
    @CampinMum 3 роки тому +56

    That drinking game could induce hyperhydrosis🤣

    • @jam2190
      @jam2190 3 роки тому +2

      Damnit, I was about to say this

    • @marlboro9174
      @marlboro9174 3 роки тому +1

      Hyperhidrosis, ?!?

    • @CampinMum
      @CampinMum 3 роки тому

      @@jam2190 🤣

    • @CampinMum
      @CampinMum 3 роки тому +3

      @@marlboro9174 Too much water, happened during raves a lot...

    • @interestingengineering291
      @interestingengineering291 3 роки тому +1

      Well you took the words out of my mouth

  • @dion3501
    @dion3501 3 роки тому +14

    Loved the silence with the "out of your league guy"
    There are no words

  • @brentrichards1200
    @brentrichards1200 3 роки тому +24

    All those folks that want free school, free housing, and free healthcare should just join the military.

    • @nlm6183
      @nlm6183 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, thats not going to happen because then they'd be required to do stuff, like work.

  • @kajoregister9851
    @kajoregister9851 3 роки тому +30

    HOLY CRAP! That compilation of the likes & dislikes in Biden’s address- I MADE THAT!

    • @Secter84
      @Secter84 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, okay...and I invented butter...it's true!!

  • @elliottsmith8792
    @elliottsmith8792 3 роки тому +202

    I'm quarantined right now and I tested negative to show my school that I'm not a problem and they wouldn't let me go to school. Take your kids to a private school. Don't get stuck not giving your kid a full education because it isn't.

    • @thewordforever4839
      @thewordforever4839 3 роки тому +16

      You are infected with conservatism though so no school for you!

    • @lukewarmwater6412
      @lukewarmwater6412 3 роки тому +27

      if you want your kid to have a full education, you have to send them to a private school, not because of covid, but because public schools suck.

    • @jeffgo5742
      @jeffgo5742 3 роки тому +30

      Schools are like toilets. No one likes the public ones

    • @tomjefferson2024
      @tomjefferson2024 3 роки тому +6

      Do you have a Policeman guarding your Door and won't let you outside? Free people can not be quarantined.

    • @elliottsmith8792
      @elliottsmith8792 3 роки тому +6

      @@tomjefferson2024 I have broken quarantine already. Don't tell Whitmer.

  • @littlevader2748
    @littlevader2748 3 роки тому +122

    Zed: There will be no laugh you lose video next Sunday.
    Me: But it's tradition.

    • @ajcarr1965
      @ajcarr1965 3 роки тому +9

      It's Mother's Day. Tyler's giving his Mom a break from punishment.

    • @proehm
      @proehm 3 роки тому

      Oh man, no breakfast?

    • @ajcarr1965
      @ajcarr1965 3 роки тому

      If you laugh, you lose & must do the punishment. I'm saying his mama probably laughs (& loses) a lot-- especially at the memes with Tyler's face photoshopped. Wouldn't you, if he was your kid?-- so he's giving her a break on Mother's Day. 'Mkay? Not sure y'all all grasped the nut of my subtle, brilliant wit.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 роки тому +1

      It's "Tradition?" Like the ex-con Illinois ex-governor, who said that about election fraud? LOL

    • @ajcarr1965
      @ajcarr1965 3 роки тому

      @@elultimo102 your comment is irrelevant to the subject

  • @VinnyMartello
    @VinnyMartello 3 роки тому +172

    Whenever there’s a closed jar in the house my wife will simply look at me say “husband do your job.”

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 3 роки тому +9

      So you take it outside and throw it in the trash?

    • @VinnyMartello
      @VinnyMartello 3 роки тому +49

      @@howardsmith9342 I summon the forces of patriarchy and higher wages and I open the damn jar. LOL

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 3 роки тому +16

      @@VinnyMartello You win the internet for today...

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 3 роки тому +15

      I ask my hubby nicely to open the jar, and if he would pretend to struggle doing it, just a little, to make me feel better lol

    • @VinnyMartello
      @VinnyMartello 3 роки тому +33

      @@sarasunshinemt4444 My wife has it all figured out. She knows I have grip strength since I'm a lumberjack so she doesn't waster her time with jars and heavy things. LOL Shes my best friend and we make fun of eachother all the time. It's how marriage should be.

  • @buckman72
    @buckman72 3 роки тому +1

    The guy on the floor to scare his wife got me!

  • @leeprism9564
    @leeprism9564 3 роки тому +11

    In Switzerland, they too give out free needles, but fine you if you take out the trash after 10 pm, causing noise.

  • @juliebaker6969
    @juliebaker6969 3 роки тому +176

    They actually had a female athlete pass out at the finish line from lack of oxygen from wearing a mask during a track meet this last week.

    • @deelo7179
      @deelo7179 3 роки тому +7

      No. Way. 🙄

    • @YedolfWesler
      @YedolfWesler 3 роки тому +19

      Bet they didn't blame the mask

    • @dirtcop11
      @dirtcop11 3 роки тому +13

      That was at a track meet in Oregon. Her coach was POed at the state for requiring masks. It could have killed her.

    • @USSResolute
      @USSResolute 3 роки тому +14

      I'm pretty sure that working all day with one of those on is an OSHA violation because it recycles toxic air.

    • @troysears2860
      @troysears2860 3 роки тому +7

      I saw that clip and am glad she's ok.the way her face bounced off the track she's lucky to not have broken her jaw or knocked out any teeth.

  • @adorabledeplorable5105
    @adorabledeplorable5105 3 роки тому +108

    Every time I see a picture of Schumer sitting in any chair or couch , he reminds me of those gargoyles on medieval churches .

    • @andygrove4059
      @andygrove4059 3 роки тому +4

      Come on Man . . I liked THAT cartoon

    • @andygrove4059
      @andygrove4059 3 роки тому

      Come on Man . . I liked THAT cartoon

    • @michaelnash1067
      @michaelnash1067 3 роки тому +6

      He's the Joker
      Nancy is Cat woman
      Nadler is the Penguin
      Schiff is the Riddler
      Hillary is Poison Ivy

    • @michaelnash1067
      @michaelnash1067 3 роки тому +5

      Three guesses who Batman is??
      Billlionare rich guy who fights for the common man

    • @zackcoggins9752
      @zackcoggins9752 3 роки тому +6

      @@michaelnash1067 - I respectfully disagree.
      Nancy would be Poison Ivy since she's actively sacrificing American prosperity to virtue signal over the environment.
      Hillary would be Talia Al'Ghul because of her sinister behavior and connection to assassins.
      Tulsi Gabbard would be Catwoman because despite being associated with the villains she's the hot one the other villains hate, who usually does the right thing in the end.

  • @z3r0714
    @z3r0714 3 роки тому +4

    It's good to see your subs and views going up Zed! I'm glad you're still monetized as well. Good for you man. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @DoctorPhobos
    @DoctorPhobos 3 роки тому +10

    For the past couple years I've been a veteran student at college. I overheard one lecture where the professor said that people join the military for the paycheck.
    My friend had to stop me from going in to educate this professor on reality.

    • @donnawojdacz6969
      @donnawojdacz6969 3 роки тому

      And that is why stupid people become college professors

    • @armysniperman80
      @armysniperman80 3 роки тому

      well he wasn't wrong. Lets face it, the best and brightest of each graduating class arent signing up for the military.

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому

      Paychecks?? We got paid?? I thought stylish uniforms, luxury rooms with indoor plumbing and gourmet chipped beef on toast plus exotic travel to scenic Mississippi was all we got...

  • @imclueless9875
    @imclueless9875 3 роки тому +40

    havent had facebook in over 15 years, best decision of my life.

    • @SgtRudySmith31bRet
      @SgtRudySmith31bRet 3 роки тому +1

      2009 for me and it's great!

    • @imclueless9875
      @imclueless9875 3 роки тому +1

      @@SgtRudySmith31bRet right?! honestly was the smartest decision ive ever made. I knew it was gunna be a shit show!

    • @markvineyard9831
      @markvineyard9831 3 роки тому +1

      I have never been on Facebook.

    • @graciescottsdale
      @graciescottsdale 3 роки тому

      Since 2015 for me

  • @hewmanbeing
    @hewmanbeing 3 роки тому +48

    That Japanese lad with all the girlfriends, what a legend 😂

    • @pokeypuppy2083
      @pokeypuppy2083 3 роки тому

      I heard about a guy that did that here. He's now a congressman.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure that would be legal here

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 3 роки тому +1

      I can't get over that lying about your birthday constitutes fraud in Japan. I wonder if it applies to other things like lying about your age?

  • @packetgeek
    @packetgeek 3 роки тому +5

    Concerning the bit about grandparents and switching from HDMI1 to HDMI2: it's not that they don't know how to do it, they just believe that the grandchild should put in his time as the tv remote, just as they did when they were in middle school.

    • @Secter84
      @Secter84 3 роки тому

      My grandfather didn't have tv when he was in middle school ...or even highschool for that matter