Something funny about this is that Diavolo probably can't understand most of the things this characters are saying, because speedwagon and Dire most be speaking english, maybe Diavolo can speak english but he probably didnt understand what stroheim was saying, stroheim most have been speaking german, he literally just saw a cyber nazi with a machinegun in his body shotting at him and speaking nonsense, Diavolo most be thinking that he have finally gone crazy
There is guy called Will A. Zeppeli, this guy knows hamon, hamon>physical injurie, however making it useless, but then he just grab the Zeppeli hat in a way to honor him. Best waifu, can't change my mind.
due to his frustration, he had become a drinker and he hitchhiked for a car that was about to run over a dog when suddenly ua-cam.com/video/6SU_sp5KGVk/v-deo.html
emerald splash has more range, but thunder cross split attack is the perfect combination of offense and defense, it's going to be unstoppable force (emerald splash) vs immovable object (thunder cross split attack)
Underestimating opponent in a nutshell Dire Straitzo: YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLITO ATTACK!! Von Strokeim: YOU FOOL GERMAN'S SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD Noriaki Kekyoin: You Fool no one can deflect the emerald splash Yuya Fucgami: You Fool! highway star still remember your scen- A Ghiaccccccccccccc: You Are Naive! U Will never escape from the Hitman team!
What if diavolo dies in stone ocean, he kills pucci in self defence thinking that he is free from his loop death, but he finaly gets killed by idk jotaro? Or some prison guard and come back to the loop making that all lives in stone ocean AND ITS CANON, (sorry 4 bad engrish im latino lol)
Jolyne Kujoh NSFW Speedrun: ua-cam.com/video/AUqxyq0ABLk/v-deo.html
S e c e n d
R e p l y
T h i r d
R e p l y
Kono diavolo
Finally... After years... AN OPPONENT WHO CAN'T DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
*thunder cross split attack
I think he means in one if the infinite deaths diabolo will be killed by the Emerald SPlAsh
Petar Mitkov but that would be everybody
Jouta kujo kills diavolo making him cannon
In one of his death he deflects the emerald splash and dies because of a heart atack.
You came for the Thunder Cross Split Attack,
You leave after you witness the world's number one German technology
*You fell for it, YOU UTTER FOOL!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!*
-- SS Colonel Dire Von Stroheim
Stayed for Speedwagon
i came looking for coper
but i found Gold
@@NebulaOldChannel best waifu
What makes this even more funny
It’s all cannon
Yeah, it can fire.
@@carachamadofinger4640 komedi
@@veryoriginalname7932 koumehdi
Infinite universes, infinite ways to die
Y know theres a universe where he died from emerald splash
At this point... Diavolo is going to lose his mind...
Considering hes been dying for almost 19 years, I think that point already passed
Eventually, Diavolo stopped thinking
It's been too many years, so it was before your point, but it was the same point, what is this loop of point?
There is a death where he lives a peaceful life
@@dragcoldbruh4981 it's canon
Eventually, Diavolo stopped thinking.
@Stefan Ostojic don't worry it's a 16
@@Jumpman16 thats 4 × 4
Diavolo : Am I just dreaming ? But-
Dire : *YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL ! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK !*
You fell for it, utter fool! Spinning Thunder Cross Hat Attack is the best in the world!
You fell for it, utter buffon! Thunder Cross Split Attack is the best in german science!
Something funny about this is that Diavolo probably can't understand most of the things this characters are saying, because speedwagon and Dire most be speaking english, maybe Diavolo can speak english but he probably didnt understand what stroheim was saying, stroheim most have been speaking german, he literally just saw a cyber nazi with a machinegun in his body shotting at him and speaking nonsense, Diavolo most be thinking that he have finally gone crazy
AAAAAAND IT'S CANON
Nah everybody speaks Japanese in the jojo universe
@@dodoarks3186 not funny
didnt laugh
@@hawaianmobster1579 it wasn't a joke it was facts
@@hawaianmobster1579 o k .
0:40 Remember when Speedwagon did this like once in the show and never again?
He was too OP to use that move there won’t be any villain to stay alive
There is guy called Will A. Zeppeli, this guy knows hamon, hamon>physical injurie, however making it useless, but then he just grab the Zeppeli hat in a way to honor him. Best waifu, can't change my mind.
Speedwagon was the only character in the original universe capable of using the Spin from parts 7 and 8
@@carachamadofinger4640 what if speedwagon is able to have hamon ability and combine it with his blade hat, should be epic
@@rznizzddn5572 Yes. Just yes.
Scary enough that all of this can actually be canon.
Yeah
I love it so much that Dire didn't even hit him. He just scared the fuck out of him so badly he fell in front of a car and died.
Diavolo shot in the dick by Hol Horse is canon
Why
Just...why
@@jrovy3807 He dies infinite times, so any way we say he dies is canon
What if actually Dio killed Diavolo by punching a hole into his stomach with ZA WARUDO
Then Noriaki Reroreroin could still be alive???
His ass getting torn by Trish's cock Is real
1:45 when stroheim said *loud German noises* I felt that 😔
Oh ok can u still feel now cuz I think I liked how it felt it was…..different
This is great it isnt funny its just great
GREATO DAZE
I'm actually surprised how you remembered the Ogre Street scene from Phantom Blood because most of the JoJo community don't so good on u
Phantom Blood is probably my favourite part, to be honest :)
@@MostlyJoJoMemes lol,I love that part
@@MostlyJoJoMemes wow
@@MostlyJoJoMemes me too
Wait what, the JoJo community don't usually care about that part? It's one of the best things I've remembered from part 1
I love how German science is one of the most popular JoJo memes 🤣
Diavolo: I fear no man, but that thing, *A SPINNY HAT, A GUY CROSSING HIS ARMS, AND SOME GERMAN SCIENCE* It scares me.
we all know the rules
if diavolo dies in it, it's canon
It would be great if Diavolo experience every death in JOJOBA so far
due to his frustration, he had become a drinker and he hitchhiked for a car that was about to run over a dog when suddenly
ua-cam.com/video/6SU_sp5KGVk/v-deo.html
Im not getting fooled
King Kfcrimson
It’s Kars saving a dog tho
It’s not a troll
@@payforoxygen you could've Rick rolled us
I know right, aren't I a great guy
insert SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT
(watch my videos)
Came for the Thunder Cross Split Attack, stayed because Speedwaifu and Stroheim also appears
Next: Diavolo gets killed by Gyro's Steel Balls.
My JoJo dreams in one video. You should’ve added the crushing wall that killed Caesar but instead of Caesar, it was Diavolo.
I can almost feel the terror on Diavolo's face when he saw Stroheim
Ironically if diavalo dies, *_It counts as canon_*
Remember; he dies _infinite_ times, meaning anything you can think of (as long as the result is his death) is actually canon
when you relize that diavolo live happy life and die from aging sometimes
2:02 Diavolo was Just like "WTF!!!??!?!?" at that point 🤣
This diavolo stands no chance against the true power of German science
I absolutely love how much terror is instilled into Diavolo by the intimidating force that is German science
1:42 Why do I love this fucking scene
"Stay back!"
"BRRRRAKA MONO GAAAAAAAAAA!"
I don't know why but the Stroheim one has me laughing so much!
Diavolo gets killed by senater phillips car as it speeds down the sidewalk at full speed
Dio: oh just a loser
Diavolo technically still escaped the Thunder Cross Split Attack, but Dire fixed it by sending a car his way
This is Diavolo's 69th, 420th, and 69420th death.
I love infinite deaths. You can make anything canon.
Oh my just think of all the other deaths
Getting crush by ambulance
Getting his arm sliced off by Kars
Or worse eating baby poop
Oh *gad*
Road Roller?
i cant stop laughing at the beginner ng part xD
1:29 YOU FELL! FOOL! THUNDER SPLIT CROSS ATTACK
Who would win:
Emerald Splash
Thunder Cross Split Attack
emerald splash has more range, but thunder cross split attack is the perfect combination of offense and defense, it's going to be unstoppable force (emerald splash) vs immovable object (thunder cross split attack)
@@egg9709 basically they would pass right through each other
**shows meme with a guy pressing two button but don't know what to choose**
German science would win since it's the best in the world
@@milkyjuice646 yes
One of Diavolo's death in infinite death loop.
Diaolo: survives knife circulating inside his body.
Also Diavolo: Dies to a spinning hat
Giorno: resets diavolo to zero
Diavolo: what? What? What?
King crimson: 👁️👄👁️
Diavolo used king crimson to skip part 1 and 2 so this is the irony
All fan-made Diavolo deaths and everyone else is canon in Araki's eyes.
Diavolo's fate was one of the most satisfying yet scariest things ever.
Perfection
The fact that even this is canon.
diavolo died there for it's cannon
Always remember that all diavolo death are canon
Underestimating opponent in a nutshell
Dire Straitzo: YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLITO ATTACK!!
Von Strokeim: YOU FOOL GERMAN'S SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Noriaki Kekyoin: You Fool no one can deflect the emerald splash
Yuya Fucgami: You Fool! highway star still remember your scen- A
Ghiaccccccccccccc: You Are Naive!
U Will never escape from the Hitman team!
Gold i love it its been a year now but where is emerald splash?
one of diavolo's death in his infinite death loop
If Diavolo dies, it's canon
1:37‐2:15 The invasion of Yugoslavia 1941 in a nutshell
German Science for the win
Now make Danny killing Diavolo using a furnace
So he also wasn’t able to deflect the 20 m emerald splash
I like how a video of diavolo dying is canon no matter how fucked up the deaths are
kakatta na aho ga!
This diavolo death canon is This is the only time the split attack was useful
So Diovalo dies in every possible way? Diovalo Paradox
Stroheim killed Diavolo because the italians betrayed germany
How many times do i have to tell you if diavolo dies ITS CANNON
"(Canon?)"
It's all canon my g
When you ender pearl in real life 0:06
As long as Diavolo Dies, its canon.
Since diavolo die this is canon
Sekai Ichiah............
This is Ridiculously Cannon since he dies Infinitely! XP
Diavolo death 42069: rock
Your get new sub
narciso anasui is just like diavolo but with for some reason with shoesoles on the costume glooed
If diavolo dies it is canon
The best part about this, is that it’s canon
THIS IS CANON!!!!!!
What if he is killed by himself in one of his infinite deaths
I fell for the THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
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YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Where is emerald splash ?
koreWAA
Did you just got 3 kill stream? By one video? At one person?
You know, I was pretty sure Polnareff was the one who did the Thunder Cross Split Attack.
Yes it is canon
This is Canon
Everybody gangsta til they bring out the Nazi
If diavolo dirs its cannon
If Diavolo it's cannon
But diavolo got killed by a car, not THANDA CROSSA SPLITO ATACK
Remember if diavolo dies anything is cannon(idk if any1 alreads typed this but ok)
Imagine the doom slayer lol
Best part it’s actually cannon
This is cannon
I like how, in the jojo universe, the people who fought against nazis also fought against nazi cyborgs
Diavolo died in it so it's canon
Canon
What if diavolo dies in stone ocean, he kills pucci in self defence thinking that he is free from his loop death, but he finaly gets killed by idk jotaro? Or some prison guard and come back to the loop making that all lives in stone ocean AND ITS CANON, (sorry 4 bad engrish im latino lol)
1:04😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 1:52
Diavolo died so is Cannon
Just keep in mind that
This is all Canon
Technically it is canon because Diavolo will die infinitely