@@samuelraymond5852 Still probably the worst subclass in all of dnd before they revised it. At least in the revised version it has its own turn and you can revive your pet instead of getting a new one (though nothing stopping you from RP a replacement as a revival)
Vex embraces Alura and whispers to her before she leaves "We have this carpet that we really would like to get re-enchanted, you know, when you have some time. . ."
The line that brings joy to their faces during a fight is turned on its head when referred to Gilmore. It always means something is really close to death- usually one or so hits away from death.
This episode is testament to the skills of Matt Mercer. He's created an npc either by design or accident that's so embedded in the world he's created and so cherished by his players that they use a sixth level heal spell on him without a thought and he's the first guy they look to see is okay. His wellbeing brings tears to their eyes and it's simply joyous from a viewer's perspective to see such investment. Awed. Simply awed.
dontbelievethehype69 their joy when they saw him at the speak easy last episode was genuine, vac flirting, genuine, comic relief at torchure scenes "Gilmore a glorious goods" an ingrained part of the story. A few even looked for him WHEN the dragon was coming. It does not surprise me too much.
i played dark heresy for several years and created a nameless npc which people called "Doorboy" he eventually got a name and now has been spread across 5 other campaigns created by my friends it still brings a tear to me every time i hear him in another campaign im just like "i made that"
@@bradreinier3792 All. The. Time. I remember one of the last Battle Royale's where he got screwed almost round 1 (was it round 1?). That was the lesson, though. If you want to play a Gunfighter, play a Halfling.
I'm so convinced that Liam/Vax's face when they found Gilmore was completely sincere. Both Vax and Liam love Gilmore, and they've known the character for years... both the player and the character have a stake in him. And even if Liam wasn't really sad/worried, that was some damn fine acting.
"I'll be coming back as a barbarian if I die." -Ashley Johnson Little did she know, one year later, she would be starting a new campaign as a barbarian.
I'm just going to stop reading the comments. They're full of comments from people who have already seen everything and they're ruining the show for me.
The party meeting the looters: We’re not gonna kill them, just beat them up :) Percy: *Tears someone apart with his gun* Keyleth: *Literally strikes someone with lightning* Grog: *Satisfied Craven Edge noises*
@@Zalied Yeah, the party is *not* on the same wavelength about who does and doesn't get killed. Plus those looters were assholes too stupid to avoid a fight, so they pissed off the group and really had it coming.
The party: We should try to be quiet, don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves. Percy: *Pepperbox goes brr* Keyleth: *Summons giant lightning bolt, creating unnatural storm clouds*
Boy, let me just say, Vasselheim is probably the safest place in the world for everyone right now. A whole city containing the most powerful clerics and most experienced monster slayers in the world.
And seeing as there's the main temple of bahamut located there, you can bet that if those Dragons have a go at it, EVERY SINGLE Metallic Dragon in the World is gonna want their hide.
Not to be a buzzkill but his words were "...my instinct was to GRAB the children", and you can see Sam holding from making an inapproriate joke XD 2:30:03
@John O Do you not realize this episode was made 4 years ago? How is them making jokes 4 years ago in bad taste because of things that came out about people unrelated to them?
meanwhile, vox machina ran away immediately to save their own hides even though they were the strongest people in the place, not even THINKING about saving anyone around them. how the hell are they considered heroes?
Holy shit that guard is the real hero. “We might’ve been attacked by ancient dragons last night, but I’m only doing my job. *rejects more money from Vex*”
@@dragonheart1236 Beholders are easily defeated.. that center eye would be the easiest squishy target for an archer IRL. Don't even have to be within the Beholder's range to kill it with a hail of arrows. Reality would be hilarious, since adventurers start at the level of an Olympic athlete, at level one. They're literal demigods in our world, spellcasters just walking WMDs. It's not a lore issue at all, Beholders are actually functionally less powerful than most mid to end campaign adventurers. That and they're sapient so a particularly clever everyday person can talk the beholder into burying itself under a mountain of rumble by convincing it the walls are earth elementals sent to spy on it by it's rivals. 😂 Plus it's a game.. reality doesn't apply, that's boring AF.
gil is the fucking best and vox machina don't deserve him. to think that he risked his life to save a bunch of disgusting lowlifes who didn't even THINK about taking anyone else with them or trying to save any of the innocents being massacred when they fled instantly to save their own hides.................... like, WOW. seriously. wow.
"If you found a way to become a dragon, that would be sexy."I don't care what his preferences are, I'm going to marry Gilmore my damn self. He fought a dragon alone and lived. He's amazing.
And he's a badass. A level 14 sorcerer going toe to toe with a superbuffed ancient dragon. That's a minmax with 18s across the board or some shit like that.
Liam's very real reactions to seeing Gilmore near death and being brought back gave me chills, thinking about what he was dealing with at the time. D&D can bring out some damn powerful emotions.
@@METALGEARMATRIX I believe his mother died of cancer around this time. Or was still struggling at that point. It is also why he teared up at a letter during a previous Critmas.
@@Ailieorz he had tweeted around the time explaining how dnd and rp in dnd helps him deal with real shit. Everyone does it different. Glad he got through it
@Lollipoploopz I wouldn't be surprised if he is. Gilmore sounds like the type of man to engage in bisexual relationships. I also wouldn't be surprised if he wound up marry a metallic dragon and having half dragon offspring. Yet I can definitely see Gilmore marrying a brass, silver, or gold dragon. Yet for some reason I do see him marrying an ancient silver dragon.
@@zacharygadzinski3147 i remember seeing somewhere that he indeed marries a dragon but i dont remember where i saw it. It was some sort of metallic i dont remember the type either
I think this is my favorite episode solely because of how excited Travis gets when he finally crits. He is like a child in a candy shop, and when Travis is happy everyone is happy.
matt is such a genius for giving them those thugs to fight in the first half of the episode. these guys have seen their entire world crumple down in the last two episodes, they needed a win, and some low-level looters to beat up for going through their friend's shop was exactly that
"If Gilmore is gone, we'll just help ourselves to anything useful that's left in the shop" "Hi, we're helping ourselves to the useful stuff in this shop" "*gasp* LOOTERS!" PC-centred morality continues to be hilarious
@@johnnye87 True enough, until they revealed themselves to be dragon collaborators and the party went from "let's knock them out" to "gut them like fish". Rightly.
Today our heroes massacre what equates to traumatized, newly oppressed peasants with worlds fewer resources and capability than themselves who were simply doing what they felt they had to in order to survive the dragon that just obliterated 1/4 or so of the city. Heroes…
Collaborators’ is inaccurate. Peasants without the resources or god-like abilities the party has. Peasants who just lived through a MASS casualty event, same as the party. Vox Machina failed these people too.
how can they justify killing those looters when the dragon was the one forcing them to? the flippant way they treat human lives is honestly disgusting and grog was the most despicable of the bunch. killing other people for "therapy"? what a fucking psychopath.
@@SocialistSadako In the real world, yes. That would be despicable. And there are games that are set up to be very negotiation-heavy, where you would be rolling for perception, insight, diplomacy and deception most of the time, with very few combat scenarios thrown in. As a video game example, the Deus Ex games come to mind where you can really complete the game as a pacifist (outside of the boss fights). Even here, the group goes for the diplomatic solution nearly as often as they take the combat option (when such an option exists). Matt talked about the idea of having encounters play out as combat vs. diplomacy in the last episode's DM talk session. This one, felt like more of a "the players needed the catharsis of a win after the sequence of losses", and the DM obliged. Are you not enjoying the series as much as you thought you would? It's ok to not like something. Even the Critical Role website talks about how some of the themes may not appeal or be outright triggers for some viewers, and it is perfectly ok to skip them or not watch the series altogether. Life's too short to do things you don't enjoy!
@@SocialistSadako It's a fucking game asshole. Some way you would kill multiple npcs in Gta out of boredom or for fun. No difference. Its not like their committing a real life warcrime.
@@randomonlineuser6401 just a tip I dunno how far ahead of me you are but if you see the ana person in another chain just dont say anything. All they try to do is spread as much negativity for like 0 reason so yes.
His reaction to not only one but two Thordak figures is the most adorable thing in this world. I'm literally just replaying laughing harder every time.
@@InquisitorThomas he is (in 2018) 36 years old. Marisha is 29. Liam and Sam and I believe also Taliesin are in their early forties. Laura and Travis are both 32 (?). And I forgot Ashley:/
@@kartermeijer6813 Laura is in her late 30s isn't she? I seem to recall her birth year being 1981 which would make her 37 in 2018, Travis is there same more or less. Liam was born in 1976 making him 42 in 2018, Sam is born the same, for the rest I cannot remember. EDIT:from what I could find Matt Mercer was born in 1982 making him 36 in 2018 (same as me actually, well technically a few months older as he was born in June) and Marisha was born in 1989 making her the youngest member of the Critical role team (well at least from the people whose birth dates I know)
00:03:30 - Bacon Jerky Jokes 00:01:05 - Announcements 00:06:25 - Review of what happened last week 00:09:25 - GAME STARTS 00:14:14 - Alura, Keyleth and Grog don't have any teleportation abilities left 00:15:58 - Drake's awesome 00:18:10 - Grogs Dirty Mind 00:19:59 - Vox Machina's planning skills at its finest 00:21:53 - Vox Machina's real planning 00:22:15 - Grog actually comes up with a good idea 00:27:25 - Brothel Time? 00:28:50 - Keyleth out rolls Matt 00:30:50 - Whispers from sneaky Vex / Grog promoting Gilmore 00:32:30 - Drake is so f**king cool! 00:33:27 - Scanlan regrets not taking a dump 00:35:20 - Grog makes cow jokes 00:36:50 - Where’s the skull? 00:38:38 - Grog is a simple-minded person 00:41:45 - It must be love for Vex to give up money 00:45:30 - Smells like Jerky 00:47:33 - Trinket Logistics 00:57:00 - Welcome to the Half-Orc ; Garthok played by Jason Charles Miller 01:04:40 - Vex & Vax whispers 01:10:20 - Gilmore’s is in rubble 01:13:50 - THERAPEUTIC ASS KICKING 01:16:47 - Vex 01:19:24 - Percy 01:22:20 - Their turn 01:26:40 - Keyleth 01:29:35 - Garthock 01:32:00 - Grog & Craven Edge 01:34:45 - Scanlan takes a different approach to combat 01:35:40 - Vax 01:36:57 - Pike 01:39:27 - Vex & Trinket 01:43:00 - Percy 01:46:23 - Their Turn 01:49:30 - Keyleth 01:50:55 - Garthock 01:53:07 - Grog & Craven Edge It’s a Blood Boner Massacre 01:57:05 - Scanlan Intimidation Song 02:01:00 - Combing through the shop ruins 02:07:45 - BREAKS STARTS Artwork / Drama Club 02:19:00 - BREAKS ENDS 02:20:30 - Reunion Get the tissues ready 02:46:26 - Team Keep & Team treasure Garthok's Dilemma 02:48:35 - Garthok, Master Rogue 02:50:53 - Grog is the best babysitter 02:55:55 - Scanlan's Deflection 02:56:40 - Scanlan is a lost little boy 02:58:45 - Gilmore is Motherf**king awesome 03:04:30 - GAME ENDS 03:23:20 - CRITMAS STARTS 03:24:00 - Plushie adoption: Marisha - White Tiger , Matthew - Penguin, Taliesan -Turtle, Liam - Shark, Ashley - Butterfly, Sam- Orangutan, Lucas - Sea Lion, Travis - Elephant, Laura - took hers with her 03:27:30 - Bonsai Penguin in a jar 03:29:08 - Book, books & more books 03:30:45 - Orthax plushie! 03:32:30 - Greg feeding Matt’s addiction 03:40:30 - Payden also feeding Matt’s addiction 03:45:05 - Matt's Elephant Seal Impression 03:48:55 - The Most Epic Book 03:55:22 - CRAVEN EDGE 04:11:47 - Matt’s face 04:23:54 - Big Ending => THORDAK 04:26:08 - But wait… There’s more Mercer is a Big Dorky Kid
@@33link333 And then 36:52 is the direct question and no one figures it out - it's great. Taliesin and Travis both just are so focused on each other that they have noooo clue Laura Bailey fucked them up.
Watching this after game of thrones finale... (Spoiler alert I guess) It's really something when you realise that a voice actor in a live DnD game can make the horrors of a city attacked by dragons feel more real than an ultra high budget tv show...
I think it was HP Lovecraft or somebody who said this, but your mind paints the most vivid of horrors that a direct description could never capture. Whatever you're imagining is a hundred times worse than what anybody could write.
I'd argue perspective is the key. Retell the narrative of the looters and you see a bunch of peasants struggling to survive attacked by a very powerful group of 1%ers. These looters would have died as fast as the civies on the greyskull lawn.
Gilmore is my favorite NPC after that guy that sold Percy a Hog's head of gun powder and it was an actual hog's head !!🤣 Matt is a genius and I would love even a 10th of those minis he gets! Yes, Gilmore would be a sexy platinum dragon!🤯😍
Credit goes to those in comment just bringing to the top 14:14 Grog doesn't have any teleportation abilities left 15:58 Drake's awesome 19:59 Vox Machina's planning skills at it's finest 21:53 Vox Machina's plan B 27:27 Grog has a one track mind 30:44 Vex is a sneaky motherfucker / Grog's obligatory advertisement 32:30 Drake's so cool 33:28 Regrets 38:38 Grog is a simple-minded person 41:43 Vex is in love 47:33 The problem that is transporting Trinket anywhere 1:13:42 Garthok seems trustworthy 1:32:00 Grog and Craven Edge 1:34:45 Scanlan takes a different approach to combat 1:53:08 Grog massacres 1:57:13 Scanlan intimidation 2:19:51 Post-break 2:23:33 Oh my god, the feels 2:46:26 Garthok's Dilemma 2:50:53 Grog is the best babysitter 2:54:43 Scanlan is very easily swayed 2:56:40 Scanlan is a lost little boy 2:58:45 BAMF Gilmore 3:00:43 We need more kids on Critical Role
I'm noticing, years later, that nowhere in the comments does anyone mention Percy's intuition about how large criminal organizations would function after a collapse of civil structure. Just... Kind of brilliant.
This is my first watch, so I'm not sure, but if you're referencing what happens later, as well as it might be Taliesin Jaffe's intuition, it can also be that Matt Mercer just listened and thought it was a nice idea ;P
@@facjad955 I think it's the latter... it was such a sound theory put forth by Taliesin/Percy and I think Matt was like "yoink!". Although... Matt IS brilliant too and is quite capable of writing such immersive theories into his stories.
@@morinvisualdesign4358 Either of those could be the case. It could also be that Taliesin has read some of the Discworld books. Terry Pratchett's thieves' guild in Ankh Morpork was basically a legitimate business organization in much the same way as Taliesin is describing.
@@MrMikado282 yeah, no... thats not what would happen. without getting into spoilers for everyone else who doesnt know but a dragon having a magic nullifying orb with it? yeah, thats bad news.
Just looking at Liam's face while the whole scene with Gilmore. I can't not tear up. Just seeing his distraught face is heartbreaking. Although this is probably one of my favorite episodes now.
ashley saying "i'm coming back as a barbarian if i die" is the equivalent of travis losing the first round against that half orc because he came back with one hit point
Honestly as great as Vox Machina is I've looked at the characters of the Mighty Nein and I'm so looking forward to it because it seems the group got really creative with the characters. Going to miss VM when I finish though.
@@Ston3D.FreeN7 Characters are the best part of C2. Plot threads really didn't grab me for most of the first half of the campaign, but the characters kept me hooked from ep1. You'll love it.
If Travis used stones endurance during that match he would have won. I was so passed lol. Same when he didn't rage during the arm wrestling. They were converting from pathfinder so it's understandable lol. I like when they forget things because it makes it genuine.
Oh my God, I'm so glad Gilmore made it.... Strange how attached one gets to these characters. Speaks volumes about the emersion Matt Mercer and friends create in this. Simply amazing!
And even more amazing when it's an NPC rather than a main character. And I mean that not to discount Gilmore as Just an NPC, but to credit Matt's amazing ability to make us deeply care as much about an NPC as the main character we follow and associate completely with the people who play them
@Sammy Sergenko*SPOILER* remember when pumat went with them to aid in battle and was holding off enemies and they wondered if he was ok? Sam imitated pumat: "OPEN THE DOOR! IM DYYYING!" I laughed so hard at that scene.
Ik I'm years late but I'm still baffled no one even bothered to realize that the dwarf with allura was a thunderbrand! Kept thinking they would've realized and talked about it but def understood with everything else going on
@@mattpiemonte2826 To be fair, Thunderbrand family was somewhat important mostly to Tiberius, for everybody else it was just "that dwarf family with magic users".
And the fact that Gil said Vax’s face was the last one he wanted to see before he died and gahhhhh. I ship them with Keekee so much and I love them and I LOVE GILMORE SO MUCH
@@PrincessMeggala0913 tired: RP-ing romance between two characters wired: RP-ing a polyamorous relationship Seriously, though, I would love to see that 😅
The way Liam looks absolutely heartbroken when Vax sees Gilmore and rushes over to him breaks my heart. He really cares for him and that's so wonderful to see!
i believe that at that moment there was an unknown choice between the treasure on the well and Gilmore. If they had chosen to pick the treasure, Gilmore would died, and they would get some powerful stuff. I prefer them saving Gilmore.
I know i am MANY years late, but goddamn the way Mercer crafts these characters to get the cast to love them. Gilmore, Allura, and Jarret are three prime examples of this. The players would legit cry if anything bad happened to them.
Better story, worse visuals. I choose the better story. At this point it is a lot like an audiobook, but the story is often completely above my expectations unlike most audiobooks I've read.
00:03:30 - Bacon Jerky Jokes 00:01:05 - Announcements Wizard World Portland (Feb 20th / Day 1 & Feb 21st / Day 2 with everyone minus Liam Colorado Anime Fest (feb 12/13/14) with Marisha & Matthew Amazing Arizona Comicon (feb 12/13/14) with Taliesin DM Tips - Social & Non-Combat Encounters (Feb 5th) Kaizokucon in Cork, Ireland Day 1 / Marisha Day 1 / Matthew Mercer Day 2 / Matthew Mercer Day 3 / Marisha & Matthew DEAD (Zombie Found Footage) - Loot Crate February 2016 Theme Video with Matthew 00:06:25 - Review of what happened last week 00:09:25 - GAME STARTS 00:14:14 - Alura, Keyleth and Grog don't have any teleportation abilities left 00:15:58 - Drake's awesome 00:18:10 - Grogs Dirty Mind 00:19:59 - Vox Machina's planning skills at its finest 00:21:53 - Vox Machina's real planning 00:22:15 - Grog actually comes up with a good idea 00:27:25 - Brothel Time? 00:28:50 - Keyleth out rolls Matt 00:30:50 - Whispers from sneaky Vex / Grog promoting Gilmore 00:32:30 - Drake is so f**king cool! 00:33:27 - Scanlan regrets not taking a dump 00:35:20 - Grog makes cow jokes 00:36:50 - Where’s the skull? 00:38:38 - Grog is a simple-minded person 00:41:45 - It must be love for Vex to give up money 00:45:30 - Smells like Jerky 00:47:33 - Trinket Logistics 00:57:00 - Welcome to the Half-Orc ; Garthok played by Jason Charles Miller 01:04:40 - Vex & Vax whispers 01:10:20 - Gilmore’s is in rubble 01:13:50 - THERAPEUTIC ASS KICKING 01:16:47 - Vex 01:19:24 - Percy 01:22:20 - Their turn 01:26:40 - Keyleth 01:29:35 - Garthock 01:32:00 - Grog & Craven Edge 01:34:45 - Scanlan takes a different approach to combat 01:35:40 - Vax 01:36:57 - Pike 01:39:27 - Vex & Trinket 01:43:00 - Percy 01:46:23 - Their Turn 01:49:30 - Keyleth 01:50:55 - Garthock 01:53:07 - Grog & Craven Edge It’s a Blood Boner Massacre 01:57:05 - Scanlan Intimidation Song 02:01:00 - Combing through the shop ruins 02:07:45 - BREAKS STARTS Artwork / Drama Club 02:19:00 - BREAKS ENDS 02:20:30 - Reunion Get the tissues ready 02:46:26 - Team Keep & Team treasure Garthok's Dilemma 02:48:35 - Garthok, Master Rogue 02:50:53 - Grog is the best babysitter 02:55:55 - Scanlan's Deflection 02:56:40 - Scanlan is a lost little boy 02:58:45 - Gilmore is Motherf**king awesome 03:04:30 - GAME ENDS 03:23:20 - CRITMAS STARTS 03:24:00 - Plushie adoption: Marisha - White Tiger , Matthew - Penguin, Taliesan -Turtle, Liam - Shark, Ashley - Butterfly, Sam- Orangutan, Lucas - Sea Lion, Travis - Elephant, Laura - took hers with her 03:27:30 - Bonsai Penguin in a jar 03:29:08 - Book, books & more books 03:30:45 - Orthax plushie! 03:32:30 - Greg feeding Matt’s addiction 03:40:30 - Payden also feeding Matt’s addiction 03:45:05 - Matt's Elephant Seal Impression 03:48:55 - The Most Epic Book 03:55:22 - CRAVEN EDGE 04:11:47 - Matt’s face 04:23:54 - Big Ending => THORDAK 04:26:08 - But wait… There’s more Mercer is a Big Dorky Kid
"Scanlan's Attempt at intimidation" Dude, if I heard that from a gnome trying to control a friend of mine, damn right I would drop my weapons! If I was a girl: drop my pants too
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I know this is a year later but iv seen u on every video. Love what you do.....you shouldA put the timestamps before your message. At least on mobile they are hidden behind the see more button so when scrolling your comment can be easily missed
42:43 Honestly, how has no one in the part tried courting Jarrett? The players all obviously love the guy- heck, he's only been mentioned a few times and I've got a dumb crush on the kid!
"Ah.. Its always what I assumed I'd see in my last moments..." *OOF.* LIAM. LIAM WHY. WHY MUST YOU TRY TO ROMANCE KIKI. I love Keyleth, but GOD DAMN BOI, THAT MADE MY HEART FLUTTER AND IT WASN'T EVEN DIRECTED AT ME.
I think the comics explained how Vax harbored feelings for Keyleth for the first time. If you haven't read, what's next is somewhat a "spoiler" if you're looking to pick up the comics. I mean, yeah, it was a typical, cheesy love at first sight but it was a genuine feeling that, given Vax's background, caught him off guard. I don't know how accurately the comics portray Critical Role's early sessions before the show, but Keyleth does give off this silly, awkward and naive disposition, and having the "trust no one" kind of personality of Vax from working with criminals, I'm guessing the fact that this very silly lady who saved his life and then just openly conversed with him without giving off any inkling of deceit really left a mark on him. His relationship with Gilmore, on the other hand, was as he explained it to Gilmore. Vax was dancing with Gilmore, enjoying it while the music lasts. But, as all things, it's bound to stop and Vax's recent dance with Death led him to contemplate what he really values.
Spoilers...(kinda) Later on in the campaign (I don’t remember what episode) but I think they ask her what ever happened to the skull and she does tell them that she gave it to Allura to keep safe and they’re all okay with it (it was many episodes later and had forgotten about it)
The amount of times I've checked his wiki to see where he's from or if he grew up at some point in England. I'm English and his accent is so accurate for some parts of the UK
On recent episode of dirty laundry on dropout he does an Irish accent, I had tonlook up to see where he was from, cuz 8 forgot duh he's American. I don't know how good it is, but it fooled me.
''I open my toys Marisha... You should know this. I don't buy them for collecting, I buy them for puhlaying'' that whole reaction piece is just *chefs kiss*
For someone who's got such a crush on her it seems like the last thing Vax wants to do is have an actual conversation with her. I'm sure Vaxleth gets better along the way, but so far I absolutely understand Keyleth's confusion and frustration at this man who makes a big confession and then never hangs out or communicates.
@@tiril6681 Standard "I have no idea how dating works" protocol. You tell your crush how you feel, then you back off to give them space. You reason that either they're not interested, in which case you've saved them the awkwardness of having to tell you by giving them a wide berth, and if they're interested, well... now they know you are, so they only have to tell you and you can try and work it out. Not saying it's particularly effective, but that's generally the train of thought.
@@Papadragon18 but keyleth tried talking to him multiple times and he always responds with “not now, kiki” i really hope it gets better because right now their relationship is so annoying to watch
I love that Matt said their actions affected what happened to Gilmore. If they had gone for the loot first and then gone to find him, he would have been dead. Thank the gods they went looking for him first. Don’t know what they (or I) would have done if he didn’t make it.
Given that Jarrett doesn't really sleep much, as evidenced by previous episodes, as well as his dedication to orders, I'm pretty sure he's secretly a Warforged.
So, Gilmore managed to duel a Gigantofucking red dragon, and survive. I think they just need to get Gilmore to each of the other cities that're being attacked, and wipe out the "lesser" ancient dragons, one by one. Get dunked on, Drogon!
+johnjoe donnelly Vox machina only did a little damage to that dragon. These things are mountains of HP and damage. The giant red one is about Demi-god level of toughness probably. It's the sort of dragon that countries mobilise their entire army to hold off.
johnjoe donnelly He just looked at the dragon funny-like. I think the Dragon hadn't heard of Gilmore's Glorious goods, otherwise he'd have just left Gilmore alone and wanted to shop at his fine establishment instead. ^_^
The way Matt looks at the camera after looking in the big box he gets for Critmas you'd think it's either a really good gift or a severed head, he's in such awe there at what he's seeing, like he can't believe his eyes.
Love how everyone really gets into the mindset of their characters and their body language mimics how their characters are feeling. Travis, Liam, and Marisha especially, they really get into it and it's awesome.
The way he hides his laugh behind his hand makes me laugh so hard. Poor man, having to keep a straight face through all the funny shit they come up with
Matt's crazed excitement over minis always makes me smile, cause he's just all "You can sleep! I'll open minis >:333" and Marisha is just nodding like a tired mom its the best
Good lord what I would pay to see the entire animated fight of Gilmore fighting that god-damned dragon. That's gotta be some Dumbledore vs Voldemort sh*t if I ever heard it.
2 scenes I needed: Scanbo and Gilmore vs Thordak... Got one, now I need the second, wishing on a star (? The cast loves Gilmore to death so I guess its gonna happen but im worried bc they never mention it again...
Grof, Scanlan, or Vax: "Bring me a small boy!" Everyone [cringing]: "WHOA, YIKES, WTF MAN" Gilmore: "Bring me *_all_* the small boys!" Everyone [swooning and fangirl-screaming]: "YOU GO, GILMORE!"
That's the best part about RPing. There is no difference. You are your character and your character is you. Liam is the embodiment of that idea and it's amazing to watch! :)
I think his emotions when they found Gilmore were real. His mother died of cancer 2 months before this episode. He has said in more recent interviews that the game taking this dark turn was hard on him but ultimately helped him process his feelings and grief.
@@bellareichardt1733 hope this is better. No more spoilers sorry to those that read this before I edited it you made a valid point was not what I intended. I think Liam was talking about the tomb episode not this one that is why he crushed the card for the armor he was legit not happy about it but his mother was still not doing well at the time of this episode as well as he has said that Gilmore meant a lot to him Liam not just to Vax. I would also like to point out that I do agree that his emotions in the more where are real.
He managed to hold is own temporarily against a dragon larger than ancient dragon (maybe a great wyrm), though a short period of time I know of entire parties who can't claim such a feat.
1:56:55 After Grog's display of double-crit barbarian might, and Ashley says, "I'm coming back as a barbarian if I die." I just smile wondering if this is perhaps the inciting moment of inspiration for Yasha. 😄
Sam is always late because gnomes have a movement of 25 where as everyone else has a movement of 30-60
Yes!!! 😁 This!!! 😆
That is some serious dedication to roleplay lol
Always in-character.
And Pike as a gnome just scrys
sigh... the dash action is right there... :P
Scanlan: I would like to cast *Pass without a Trinket*
Trinket is definitively being more useful lately. He has better ac and resistance and his two attacks are normally more than Vex's 1
@@samuelraymond5852 uh, vex gets two attacks though
@@geckoman4462 But she has to trade one of them to let trinket attack so trinket will get his attacks, and vex will get one vs vex's two.
@@samuelraymond5852 Still probably the worst subclass in all of dnd before they revised it. At least in the revised version it has its own turn and you can revive your pet instead of getting a new one (though nothing stopping you from RP a replacement as a revival)
@Ch4rl3magn3 TRINKET IS A BOY ! (In Laura Bailey's voice)
Also it's Vex not Vax.
Vex embraces Alura and whispers to her before she leaves "We have this carpet that we really would like to get re-enchanted, you know, when you have some time. . ."
I'm guessing she handed off the skull to Alura with a sleight of hand check.
@@krispinkeyes6542 Almost certainly. Mercer has confirmed that the skull is in Allura's grasp.
She whispered, "Don't forget to shop at Gilmore's Glorious Goods."
I'd like to talk to you about your towers extended warranty.
“Never pay full price”
Gilmore saying that he tried looking for them in all the chaos just shattered my lil heart
he's just the best
NPC gets a sixth level "Heal"... GM did something right when building up Gilmore.
He did. He really did
I will preface it with saying he would get it even despite that but...
it's dnd. You can live without 1 slot for a day.
Xellos Kaczor a 6th level slot tho!
Judging by how they heal each other using far less a 6th lvl on an NPC means love
Everyone's faces when Matt said he was "looking pretty rough" was so intense.
"Gilmour is looking pretty rough"
The sentence not a single critter ever wanted to ever hear
You're damn right!
"How will we find allies to fight these Drag-" "VENGEANCE FOR HARMING GILMORE!" *army cheers* "Oh, that's how."
The line that brings joy to their faces during a fight is turned on its head when referred to Gilmore. It always means something is really close to death- usually one or so hits away from death.
@@TheSansationalSans good job on explaining the obvious
Matt: says that
*everyone disliked that.*
April 6, 2016 1:56:56 Ashley: "Oh man I'm coming back as a barbarian if I die."
Present Day: "Um, I would like to rage?"
So let it be written. So let it be done!!
Present-er day: Oh no
as it is said so shale it be
I was just going to comment that XD
@@CJMGalaxy Even present-er day: oh noooo
Ashley: "I'm coming back as a barbarian if I die."
*One campaign later*
Was just about to comment on that 🤣
First character I ever played was a Barbarian and I miss her
Me: aww, hi Yasha!
Came here looking for this comment!
100% what I came to write in the comments 💁
I've seen artwork of Yasha really cool looking character. Can't wait to get to Mighty Nein.
This episode is testament to the skills of Matt Mercer. He's created an npc either by design or accident that's so embedded in the world he's created and so cherished by his players that they use a sixth level heal spell on him without a thought and he's the first guy they look to see is okay. His wellbeing brings tears to their eyes and it's simply joyous from a viewer's perspective to see such investment. Awed. Simply awed.
dontbelievethehype69 their joy when they saw him at the speak easy last episode was genuine, vac flirting, genuine, comic relief at torchure scenes "Gilmore a glorious goods" an ingrained part of the story. A few even looked for him WHEN the dragon was coming. It does not surprise me too much.
i played dark heresy for several years and created a nameless npc which people called "Doorboy" he eventually got a name and now has been spread across 5 other campaigns created by my friends it still brings a tear to me every time i hear him in another campaign im just like "i made that"
It's Gilmore darling. It's not Emon without Gilmore! :)
The Dungeon Master does not decide which NPC will become the most cherished. The player's do.
@@garrettbradford4791 mercer making the NPC a certain way and personality a certain way. Isn't up to the players most of the time.
"he walked us precisely where we wanted to go. There is NOTHING clever about that trap."
Too funny. You guys are great.
What's funny is that I read this comment at the start of the episode and knew exactly who said it without you specifying 😆
This is several years late, but can we just take a moment to appreciate Matt's gift of voicing even animals noises so accurately?
They found his weakness in Campaign 2: Horns! But yes, he is absolutely great at every other sound effect/voice.
So many bear noises.
hes scarily good at sad bear noises
I know he voiced the Beastmaster Rexxar in Warcraft, but I gotta wonder now if he also voiced Misha the bear.
His expert bird comes later too! Dude is gifted
I love the gradual madness of stickers amassing on Sam's proportionate mug lol
Wait till you see the disproportionate madness that is Scanlan's... *mug* in 2023.
the fact that someone just gifted him a giant tankard and Sam went "I'm gonna make this my entire personality" is my favourite thing about it all xD
Wil Wheaton, when someone rolls a double digit: "What's that like??"
Taliesin Jaffe, when someone rolls low: "Wow, I didn't know it went that low."
Exactly
To be fair, Taliesin Crit Fails nearly as often as he Crit Hits. Those gun jams screw him all the time. Like in the Battle Royale.
@@Joemantler came to say this people pointed out how often he crit but he ficks up his guns so often
@@bradreinier3792 All. The. Time. I remember one of the last Battle Royale's where he got screwed almost round 1 (was it round 1?).
That was the lesson, though. If you want to play a Gunfighter, play a Halfling.
@@Joemantler yeah he needed the luck perk just for jams l
I'm so convinced that Liam/Vax's face when they found Gilmore was completely sincere. Both Vax and Liam love Gilmore, and they've known the character for years... both the player and the character have a stake in him. And even if Liam wasn't really sad/worried, that was some damn fine acting.
Hes a beast.
Anyone else cry at this part?
Nah, it was later confirmed in a Talks Machina episode that Liam was just as worried and devastated about Gilmore as Vax was, haha.
A stake in him :^)
@@handsome0_0rob haaahahah
"I'll be coming back as a barbarian if I die." -Ashley Johnson
Little did she know, one year later, she would be starting a new campaign as a barbarian.
Both Laura and Taliesin said something similar about Tieflings in an earlier episode as well. I love how they foreshadowed these new characters.
I legit just read that as she was saying it. Haha
How about a spoiler warning next time?
Charles Winters you find out her characters class in the first episode of campaign 2. I don’t think it really counts as a spoiler
I'm just going to stop reading the comments. They're full of comments from people who have already seen everything and they're ruining the show for me.
The party meeting the looters: We’re not gonna kill them, just beat them up :)
Percy: *Tears someone apart with his gun*
Keyleth: *Literally strikes someone with lightning*
Grog: *Satisfied Craven Edge noises*
I mean that was always grogs plan he made no indication he wasn't going to rip and tear that's just grog lol
@@Zalied Yeah, the party is *not* on the same wavelength about who does and doesn't get killed.
Plus those looters were assholes too stupid to avoid a fight, so they pissed off the group and really had it coming.
The party: We should try to be quiet, don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves.
Percy: *Pepperbox goes brr*
Keyleth: *Summons giant lightning bolt, creating unnatural storm clouds*
"Satisfied Craven Edge noises" :)) I lost it!
Didn’t Trinket bite someone’s head off?
Boy, let me just say, Vasselheim is probably the safest place in the world for everyone right now. A whole city containing the most powerful clerics and most experienced monster slayers in the world.
And seeing as there's the main temple of bahamut located there, you can bet that if those Dragons have a go at it, EVERY SINGLE Metallic Dragon in the World is gonna want their hide.
They advertise WormWood Gaming more than Gilmore's Glorious Goods. This is unacceptable Vox Machina. Step up your Glorious advertising game.
"sorry when they attacked my instinct was to protect the children" DAMN Gilmore is a badass!!!
Not to be a buzzkill but his words were "...my instinct was to GRAB the children", and you can see Sam holding from making an inapproriate joke XD 2:30:03
@John O omg you just made my day 😂
@John O To be fair, Grog was the first to ask if he can find a young boy back in Vassalheim.
@John O Do you not realize this episode was made 4 years ago? How is them making jokes 4 years ago in bad taste because of things that came out about people unrelated to them?
meanwhile, vox machina ran away immediately to save their own hides even though they were the strongest people in the place, not even THINKING about saving anyone around them. how the hell are they considered heroes?
Holy shit that guard is the real hero. “We might’ve been attacked by ancient dragons last night, but I’m only doing my job. *rejects more money from Vex*”
Jarret is the best!
You know shit gets serious when Vex gives away money.
+1234kalmar That's practically one of the seven seals!
+Christian Lay seven seals is all just christian propoganda
Too bad she didn't kiss Jerred
+King Lord Sure, but a lot of things are just someones propaganda. It doesn't mean you can't use it as a metaphor. Lighten up.
+King Lord propaganda? Wow what an idiot. It's just religious text dude chill
Percy's face when Vex is trying not to kiss Jarrett, oh my god. I'm dying
A beholder looks pretty sweet right now eh
Well, beholders are kind of cute
K’Varn’s looking pretty wimpy at this point.
Regular beholders aren't that scary.. give me a Death Tyrant any day, but I am a DM and do love some undead nightmares LOL
@@azarinevil in all reality, no party should be able to defeat a beholder in a straight up fight. But, that's a lore issue.
@@dragonheart1236 Beholders are easily defeated.. that center eye would be the easiest squishy target for an archer IRL. Don't even have to be within the Beholder's range to kill it with a hail of arrows. Reality would be hilarious, since adventurers start at the level of an Olympic athlete, at level one. They're literal demigods in our world, spellcasters just walking WMDs. It's not a lore issue at all, Beholders are actually functionally less powerful than most mid to end campaign adventurers. That and they're sapient so a particularly clever everyday person can talk the beholder into burying itself under a mountain of rumble by convincing it the walls are earth elementals sent to spy on it by it's rivals. 😂 Plus it's a game.. reality doesn't apply, that's boring AF.
"Someone made a plushie. Of the dark shadow of my soul" man I love Jaffe
*Instantly snuggles it
Gil literally went back to duel a dragon looking for these guys... that's something.
gil is the fucking best and vox machina don't deserve him. to think that he risked his life to save a bunch of disgusting lowlifes who didn't even THINK about taking anyone else with them or trying to save any of the innocents being massacred when they fled instantly to save their own hides.................... like, WOW. seriously. wow.
@@SocialistSadako bro how the hell did you watch 40 episodes of this hating the entire ensemble cast? lmfao why are you even here?
@@SocialistSadako they spent a 6th lvl spell on an npc what are you talking about
@@SocialistSadako I'd leave you behind for sure. What a complainer.
@@SocialistSadako most of their alignments are neutral good or chaotic good. Don't expect them to sacrifice themselves to save one or two people
"If you found a way to become a dragon, that would be sexy."I don't care what his preferences are, I'm going to marry Gilmore my damn self. He fought a dragon alone and lived. He's amazing.
And on that probably falls into the category "Elder Wyrm" to boot, so yea, he's a beast.
I mean Gilmore an amazing human. But I’m pretty sure Keyleth can turn into a dragon.
Also, have y’all SEEN Gilmore’s pinup calendar art??? Whew.
I can imagine in the prologue Scanlan heads back to emon.
"Do you remember what you said after the dragons came?"
And proceeds to cast true polymorph
Song Dragon probably
"If you find a way for me to become a dragon, that would be sexy!" I love Gilmore so much. :D
I bet if Gilmore turned into dragon he would be the sexiest and most fabulous dragon to ever exist in Exandria.
Scalie
i've never related to one man more honestly. he says the things the rest of us are unwilling to say
And he's a badass. A level 14 sorcerer going toe to toe with a superbuffed ancient dragon. That's a minmax with 18s across the board or some shit like that.
My theory is still that he actually is a steel dragon.
Liam's very real reactions to seeing Gilmore near death and being brought back gave me chills, thinking about what he was dealing with at the time. D&D can bring out some damn powerful emotions.
I'm out of the loop, what as he dealing with!
@@METALGEARMATRIX I believe his mother died of cancer around this time. Or was still struggling at that point. It is also why he teared up at a letter during a previous Critmas.
It does make you wonder how much of that was real and how much was acting
@@Ailieorz he had tweeted around the time explaining how dnd and rp in dnd helps him deal with real shit. Everyone does it different. Glad he got through it
@@HooliganDeem Which critmas?
"Scanlan will be here shortly."
Such a lame joke... still cracked me up.
Oh my goodness...
Get out. take your thumbs up and get out.
novice 101 :D
Kapuchu THAT WAS A JOKE!?
I think it was :P
Damn... Gilmore faced off against Thordak himself? He's a real badass
No joke. Might have caught the worse end of it, but he squared off with a big whoopass Red Dragon. Serious Captain Kickass points there.
Level 20 casters yo
@Lollipoploopz I wouldn't be surprised if he is. Gilmore sounds like the type of man to engage in bisexual relationships.
I also wouldn't be surprised if he wound up marry a metallic dragon and having half dragon offspring. Yet I can definitely see Gilmore marrying a brass, silver, or gold dragon. Yet for some reason I do see him marrying an ancient silver dragon.
@@zacharygadzinski3147 lol i actually have exactly that in a private fan fic.
@@zacharygadzinski3147 i remember seeing somewhere that he indeed marries a dragon but i dont remember where i saw it. It was some sort of metallic i dont remember the type either
I think this is my favorite episode solely because of how excited Travis gets when he finally crits. He is like a child in a candy shop, and when Travis is happy everyone is happy.
Totally true. Especially in the recent episodes, Guy really sways the room,
matt is such a genius for giving them those thugs to fight in the first half of the episode. these guys have seen their entire world crumple down in the last two episodes, they needed a win, and some low-level looters to beat up for going through their friend's shop was exactly that
"If Gilmore is gone, we'll just help ourselves to anything useful that's left in the shop" "Hi, we're helping ourselves to the useful stuff in this shop" "*gasp* LOOTERS!"
PC-centred morality continues to be hilarious
@@johnnye87 True enough, until they revealed themselves to be dragon collaborators and the party went from "let's knock them out" to "gut them like fish". Rightly.
Na it tracks. They know Gilmore would have wanted them to use his stock against the dragons instead of letting the dragon have it. @@johnnye87
Today our heroes massacre what equates to traumatized, newly oppressed peasants with worlds fewer resources and capability than themselves who were simply doing what they felt they had to in order to survive the dragon that just obliterated 1/4 or so of the city.
Heroes…
Collaborators’ is inaccurate. Peasants without the resources or god-like abilities the party has. Peasants who just lived through a MASS casualty event, same as the party.
Vox Machina failed these people too.
Thieves: Ambush!
Grog obliterates two people in one turn
Grog: I love therapy.
how can they justify killing those looters when the dragon was the one forcing them to? the flippant way they treat human lives is honestly disgusting and grog was the most despicable of the bunch. killing other people for "therapy"? what a fucking psychopath.
@@SocialistSadako In the real world, yes. That would be despicable. And there are games that are set up to be very negotiation-heavy, where you would be rolling for perception, insight, diplomacy and deception most of the time, with very few combat scenarios thrown in. As a video game example, the Deus Ex games come to mind where you can really complete the game as a pacifist (outside of the boss fights).
Even here, the group goes for the diplomatic solution nearly as often as they take the combat option (when such an option exists). Matt talked about the idea of having encounters play out as combat vs. diplomacy in the last episode's DM talk session. This one, felt like more of a "the players needed the catharsis of a win after the sequence of losses", and the DM obliged.
Are you not enjoying the series as much as you thought you would? It's ok to not like something. Even the Critical Role website talks about how some of the themes may not appeal or be outright triggers for some viewers, and it is perfectly ok to skip them or not watch the series altogether. Life's too short to do things you don't enjoy!
@@SocialistSadako It's a fucking game asshole. Some way you would kill multiple npcs in Gta out of boredom or for fun. No difference. Its not like their committing a real life warcrime.
@@randomonlineuser6401 just a tip I dunno how far ahead of me you are but if you see the ana person in another chain just dont say anything. All they try to do is spread as much negativity for like 0 reason so yes.
I think Ana is Orion..... everytime, every episode I see a comment... I think this
Laura/Vex is smooth as all hell with that sleight-of-hand move to Allura. Nice.
It was so smooth I only realized what she did by looking at the comments
Oh *that's* what that whisper was!
Matt Mercer is the happiest 34 year old boy in the world.
His reaction to not only one but two Thordak figures is the most adorable thing in this world. I'm literally just replaying laughing harder every time.
Agreed
He’s 34?! And this comment is two years old?! *HE’S 36?! MAYBE 37?!*
@@InquisitorThomas he is (in 2018) 36 years old. Marisha is 29. Liam and Sam and I believe also Taliesin are in their early forties.
Laura and Travis are both 32 (?). And I forgot Ashley:/
@@kartermeijer6813 Laura is in her late 30s isn't she? I seem to recall her birth year being 1981 which would make her 37 in 2018, Travis is there same more or less. Liam was born in 1976 making him 42 in 2018, Sam is born the same, for the rest I cannot remember.
EDIT:from what I could find Matt Mercer was born in 1982 making him 36 in 2018 (same as me actually, well technically a few months older as he was born in June) and Marisha was born in 1989 making her the youngest member of the Critical role team (well at least from the people whose birth dates I know)
00:03:30 - Bacon Jerky Jokes
00:01:05 - Announcements
00:06:25 - Review of what happened last week
00:09:25 - GAME STARTS
00:14:14 - Alura, Keyleth and Grog don't have any teleportation abilities left
00:15:58 - Drake's awesome
00:18:10 - Grogs Dirty Mind
00:19:59 - Vox Machina's planning skills at its finest
00:21:53 - Vox Machina's real planning
00:22:15 - Grog actually comes up with a good idea
00:27:25 - Brothel Time?
00:28:50 - Keyleth out rolls Matt
00:30:50 - Whispers from sneaky Vex / Grog promoting Gilmore
00:32:30 - Drake is so f**king cool!
00:33:27 - Scanlan regrets not taking a dump
00:35:20 - Grog makes cow jokes
00:36:50 - Where’s the skull?
00:38:38 - Grog is a simple-minded person
00:41:45 - It must be love for Vex to give up money
00:45:30 - Smells like Jerky
00:47:33 - Trinket Logistics
00:57:00 - Welcome to the Half-Orc ; Garthok played by Jason Charles Miller
01:04:40 - Vex & Vax whispers
01:10:20 - Gilmore’s is in rubble
01:13:50 - THERAPEUTIC ASS KICKING
01:16:47 - Vex
01:19:24 - Percy
01:22:20 - Their turn
01:26:40 - Keyleth
01:29:35 - Garthock
01:32:00 - Grog & Craven Edge
01:34:45 - Scanlan takes a different approach to combat
01:35:40 - Vax
01:36:57 - Pike
01:39:27 - Vex & Trinket
01:43:00 - Percy
01:46:23 - Their Turn
01:49:30 - Keyleth
01:50:55 - Garthock
01:53:07 - Grog & Craven Edge It’s a Blood Boner Massacre
01:57:05 - Scanlan Intimidation Song
02:01:00 - Combing through the shop ruins
02:07:45 - BREAKS STARTS Artwork / Drama Club
02:19:00 - BREAKS ENDS
02:20:30 - Reunion Get the tissues ready
02:46:26 - Team Keep & Team treasure Garthok's Dilemma
02:48:35 - Garthok, Master Rogue
02:50:53 - Grog is the best babysitter
02:55:55 - Scanlan's Deflection
02:56:40 - Scanlan is a lost little boy
02:58:45 - Gilmore is Motherf**king awesome
03:04:30 - GAME ENDS
03:23:20 - CRITMAS STARTS
03:24:00 - Plushie adoption: Marisha - White Tiger , Matthew - Penguin, Taliesan -Turtle, Liam - Shark, Ashley - Butterfly, Sam- Orangutan, Lucas - Sea Lion, Travis - Elephant, Laura - took hers with her
03:27:30 - Bonsai Penguin in a jar
03:29:08 - Book, books & more books
03:30:45 - Orthax plushie!
03:32:30 - Greg feeding Matt’s addiction
03:40:30 - Payden also feeding Matt’s addiction
03:45:05 - Matt's Elephant Seal Impression
03:48:55 - The Most Epic Book
03:55:22 - CRAVEN EDGE
04:11:47 - Matt’s face
04:23:54 - Big Ending => THORDAK
04:26:08 - But wait… There’s more Mercer is a Big Dorky Kid
Bump!!
Thank you
Thank you!
So at 04:11:37... What was in Matt's box to make him look like that??
#boost
There's never enough credit given to Laura Bailey for being savvy enough to give Allura the skull. That was a badass move.
That was the first cupcake!
It was so smooth I didn't realize what she'd done until Percy asked where the skull was
Would you mind giving a timestamp?
I can't even remember how exactly she did it.
@@33link333 30:50 :) It starts with her doing a "counter whisper" as Matt calls it and I honestly don't think *anyone* knew what she was up to
@@33link333 And then 36:52 is the direct question and no one figures it out - it's great. Taliesin and Travis both just are so focused on each other that they have noooo clue Laura Bailey fucked them up.
Watching this after game of thrones finale...
(Spoiler alert I guess)
It's really something when you realise that a voice actor in a live DnD game can make the horrors of a city attacked by dragons feel more real than an ultra high budget tv show...
That actually blows my mind, I never really thought about that!
Sadly well said lol
As Vax would say, you just need to make it Metal..
The right soundtrack really make or breaks it ;)
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I think it was HP Lovecraft or somebody who said this, but your mind paints the most vivid of horrors that a direct description could never capture. Whatever you're imagining is a hundred times worse than what anybody could write.
I'd argue perspective is the key. Retell the narrative of the looters and you see a bunch of peasants struggling to survive attacked by a very powerful group of 1%ers. These looters would have died as fast as the civies on the greyskull lawn.
Oh no, Vax's reaction to seeing the ruins of Gilmore's place. There's so much love and pain there.
"But, if you found a way for me to become a dragon that would be sexy"
Worth the healing spell for that line alone.
Well, Fizban's Treasury has added Draconic Transformation to 5e, so....
@@Zombiewithabowtie Go on…
Gilmore is my favorite NPC after that guy that sold Percy a Hog's head of gun powder and it was an actual hog's head !!🤣 Matt is a genius and I would love even a 10th of those minis he gets! Yes, Gilmore would be a sexy platinum dragon!🤯😍
@@Zombiewithabowtiesay it again slower
Was Gilmour being a dragon a fan theory before this? Or just something Sam thought of? Because I'd half-wondered it myself before.
Credit goes to those in comment just bringing to the top
14:14 Grog doesn't have any teleportation abilities left
15:58 Drake's awesome
19:59 Vox Machina's planning skills at it's finest
21:53 Vox Machina's plan B
27:27 Grog has a one track mind
30:44 Vex is a sneaky motherfucker / Grog's obligatory advertisement
32:30 Drake's so cool
33:28 Regrets
38:38 Grog is a simple-minded person
41:43 Vex is in love
47:33 The problem that is transporting Trinket anywhere
1:13:42 Garthok seems trustworthy
1:32:00 Grog and Craven Edge
1:34:45 Scanlan takes a different approach to combat
1:53:08 Grog massacres
1:57:13 Scanlan intimidation
2:19:51 Post-break
2:23:33 Oh my god, the feels
2:46:26 Garthok's Dilemma
2:50:53 Grog is the best babysitter
2:54:43 Scanlan is very easily swayed
2:56:40 Scanlan is a lost little boy
2:58:45 BAMF Gilmore
3:00:43 We need more kids on Critical Role
thanks
Commenting to boost
I love how Vox Machina continuously forgets the AC of their opponents so they become equally excited each time when Matt says "That just hits". XDD
I'm noticing, years later, that nowhere in the comments does anyone mention Percy's intuition about how large criminal organizations would function after a collapse of civil structure.
Just... Kind of brilliant.
I mean. He’s lived through several civilizations collapsing, so makes sense to me. 🤷♀️ 😉
I thought that too! Made me wonder if that was scripted, it was so astute! I'm on my second binge through this campaign. What an amazing series!
This is my first watch, so I'm not sure, but if you're referencing what happens later, as well as it might be Taliesin Jaffe's intuition, it can also be that Matt Mercer just listened and thought it was a nice idea ;P
@@facjad955 I think it's the latter... it was such a sound theory put forth by Taliesin/Percy and I think Matt was like "yoink!". Although... Matt IS brilliant too and is quite capable of writing such immersive theories into his stories.
@@morinvisualdesign4358 Either of those could be the case. It could also be that Taliesin has read some of the Discworld books. Terry Pratchett's thieves' guild in Ankh Morpork was basically a legitimate business organization in much the same way as Taliesin is describing.
Omg that look of terror in Matt's eyes when they thought about bringing Thordak to the orb was hilarious.
Thordak is defeated, everyone celebrates.
Much later, Vecna is going to use his breath weapon.
@@MrMikado282 yeah, no... thats not what would happen. without getting into spoilers for everyone else who doesnt know but a dragon having a magic nullifying orb with it? yeah, thats bad news.
What the time stamp
@@sepho3070 He'd just be a giant lizard at that point, which throwing him Into the orb would likely kill him, then vecna just has a new pet.
@@portwins1219In typical Matt Mercer style, he doesn't really react at all, but it starts at 20:00
Just looking at Liam's face while the whole scene with Gilmore. I can't not tear up. Just seeing his distraught face is heartbreaking.
Although this is probably one of my favorite episodes now.
what person of Irish decent HASN'T offended their ancestors
James Vann I'm not even Irish and I've probably offended them
It’s kind of a right of passage for our people.
I'm speaking English so they probably hate me.
I think I did when I decided that I didn't like Guinness.
@@ShroomRPG people disappoint their Irish ancestors every time they say Guinness is Irish, it's owned by the English. Drink Murphy's!
ashley saying "i'm coming back as a barbarian if i die" is the equivalent of travis losing the first round against that half orc because he came back with one hit point
And solidified what class he was gonna pick when they fought the orcs in Vasselhiem
Honestly as great as Vox Machina is I've looked at the characters of the Mighty Nein and I'm so looking forward to it because it seems the group got really creative with the characters. Going to miss VM when I finish though.
@@Ston3D.FreeN7 Characters are the best part of C2. Plot threads really didn't grab me for most of the first half of the campaign, but the characters kept me hooked from ep1. You'll love it.
If Travis used stones endurance during that match he would have won. I was so passed lol. Same when he didn't rage during the arm wrestling. They were converting from pathfinder so it's understandable lol. I like when they forget things because it makes it genuine.
This episode is the definition of "Your death is sponsored by Gilmore's Glorious Goods"
Oh my God, I'm so glad Gilmore made it....
Strange how attached one gets to these characters.
Speaks volumes about the emersion Matt Mercer and friends create in this.
Simply amazing!
And even more amazing when it's an NPC rather than a main character. And I mean that not to discount Gilmore as Just an NPC, but to credit Matt's amazing ability to make us deeply care as much about an NPC as the main character we follow and associate completely with the people who play them
@Sammy Sergenko*SPOILER* remember when pumat went with them to aid in battle and was holding off enemies and they wondered if he was ok? Sam imitated pumat: "OPEN THE DOOR! IM DYYYING!"
I laughed so hard at that scene.
Oh my goodness. Liam crying and putting Gilmore in his lap....
we all need an Allura in our life. The way she dragged Keylth back from breakdown in the last episode's scrying.
That sounds like what I’d be doing in this situation
Ik I'm years late but I'm still baffled no one even bothered to realize that the dwarf with allura was a thunderbrand! Kept thinking they would've realized and talked about it but def understood with everything else going on
@@mattpiemonte2826 To be fair, Thunderbrand family was somewhat important mostly to Tiberius, for everybody else it was just "that dwarf family with magic users".
when Vax was hurriedly talking to Gilmore, it sounded a bit like he was trying to reassure himself too. i started crying ;w;
vax/gilmore has such a great dynamic. :/
And the fact that Gil said Vax’s face was the last one he wanted to see before he died and gahhhhh. I ship them with Keekee so much and I love them and I LOVE GILMORE SO MUCH
@@PrincessMeggala0913 yesss
@@PrincessMeggala0913 tired: RP-ing romance between two characters
wired: RP-ing a polyamorous relationship
Seriously, though, I would love to see that 😅
@@PoetaRossa Fanfiction JUMPED on that shit.
The way Liam looks absolutely heartbroken when Vax sees Gilmore and rushes over to him breaks my heart. He really cares for him and that's so wonderful to see!
Oh God, when Matt said "Gilmore is looking pretty rough" my heart just stopped
I think everyone's did. The faces at the table were pretty much pure horror.
i believe that at that moment there was an unknown choice between the treasure on the well and Gilmore. If they had chosen to pick the treasure, Gilmore would died, and they would get some powerful stuff. I prefer them saving Gilmore.
@@Anegor oof, I think everyone does
I absolutely love how Matt makes each characters back story such a big part of everyone's adventure. it really gets everyone invested in each other
I know i am MANY years late, but goddamn the way Mercer crafts these characters to get the cast to love them.
Gilmore, Allura, and Jarret are three prime examples of this. The players would legit cry if anything bad happened to them.
Seeker Aasüm too
I'm not a player and I would definitely cry
also uriel
If Jarret dies, it'll only be because that was his _job._
Otherwise, that man is going to live forever.
Binge watching this show makes anything on Hulu and Netflix look like a joke. Plus this is infinitely more creative and interesting.
Better story, worse visuals. I choose the better story. At this point it is a lot like an audiobook, but the story is often completely above my expectations unlike most audiobooks I've read.
"I resist the urge to just mug down with him..."
-Vex'ahlia
00:03:30 - Bacon Jerky Jokes
00:01:05 - Announcements
Wizard World Portland (Feb 20th / Day 1 & Feb 21st / Day 2 with everyone minus Liam
Colorado Anime Fest (feb 12/13/14) with Marisha & Matthew
Amazing Arizona Comicon (feb 12/13/14) with Taliesin
DM Tips - Social & Non-Combat Encounters (Feb 5th)
Kaizokucon in Cork, Ireland
Day 1 / Marisha Day 1 / Matthew Mercer
Day 2 / Matthew Mercer
Day 3 / Marisha & Matthew
DEAD (Zombie Found Footage) - Loot Crate February 2016 Theme Video with Matthew
00:06:25 - Review of what happened last week
00:09:25 - GAME STARTS
00:14:14 - Alura, Keyleth and Grog don't have any teleportation abilities left
00:15:58 - Drake's awesome
00:18:10 - Grogs Dirty Mind
00:19:59 - Vox Machina's planning skills at its finest
00:21:53 - Vox Machina's real planning
00:22:15 - Grog actually comes up with a good idea
00:27:25 - Brothel Time?
00:28:50 - Keyleth out rolls Matt
00:30:50 - Whispers from sneaky Vex / Grog promoting Gilmore
00:32:30 - Drake is so f**king cool!
00:33:27 - Scanlan regrets not taking a dump
00:35:20 - Grog makes cow jokes
00:36:50 - Where’s the skull?
00:38:38 - Grog is a simple-minded person
00:41:45 - It must be love for Vex to give up money
00:45:30 - Smells like Jerky
00:47:33 - Trinket Logistics
00:57:00 - Welcome to the Half-Orc ; Garthok played by Jason Charles Miller
01:04:40 - Vex & Vax whispers
01:10:20 - Gilmore’s is in rubble
01:13:50 - THERAPEUTIC ASS KICKING
01:16:47 - Vex
01:19:24 - Percy
01:22:20 - Their turn
01:26:40 - Keyleth
01:29:35 - Garthock
01:32:00 - Grog & Craven Edge
01:34:45 - Scanlan takes a different approach to combat
01:35:40 - Vax
01:36:57 - Pike
01:39:27 - Vex & Trinket
01:43:00 - Percy
01:46:23 - Their Turn
01:49:30 - Keyleth
01:50:55 - Garthock
01:53:07 - Grog & Craven Edge It’s a Blood Boner Massacre
01:57:05 - Scanlan Intimidation Song
02:01:00 - Combing through the shop ruins
02:07:45 - BREAKS STARTS Artwork / Drama Club
02:19:00 - BREAKS ENDS
02:20:30 - Reunion Get the tissues ready
02:46:26 - Team Keep & Team treasure Garthok's Dilemma
02:48:35 - Garthok, Master Rogue
02:50:53 - Grog is the best babysitter
02:55:55 - Scanlan's Deflection
02:56:40 - Scanlan is a lost little boy
02:58:45 - Gilmore is Motherf**king awesome
03:04:30 - GAME ENDS
03:23:20 - CRITMAS STARTS
03:24:00 - Plushie adoption: Marisha - White Tiger , Matthew - Penguin, Taliesan -Turtle, Liam - Shark, Ashley - Butterfly, Sam- Orangutan, Lucas - Sea Lion, Travis - Elephant, Laura - took hers with her
03:27:30 - Bonsai Penguin in a jar
03:29:08 - Book, books & more books
03:30:45 - Orthax plushie!
03:32:30 - Greg feeding Matt’s addiction
03:40:30 - Payden also feeding Matt’s addiction
03:45:05 - Matt's Elephant Seal Impression
03:48:55 - The Most Epic Book
03:55:22 - CRAVEN EDGE
04:11:47 - Matt’s face
04:23:54 - Big Ending => THORDAK
04:26:08 - But wait… There’s more Mercer is a Big Dorky Kid
Thanks!
I love how detailed this is!
Literally doing God’s job
"Scanlan's Attempt at intimidation"
Dude, if I heard that from a gnome trying to control a friend of mine, damn right I would drop my weapons!
If I was a girl: drop my pants too
"Blood Boner Massacre" reminds me of the RvB season 2 finale when Sarge goes "I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder!"
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@@elmyrv A Brown is out here doing the lord's work, just for the love of the game.
I know this is a year later but iv seen u on every video. Love what you do.....you shouldA put the timestamps before your message. At least on mobile they are hidden behind the see more button so when scrolling your comment can be easily missed
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@35:24 Travis: "It's a moo point...it's like a cows opinion, it doesn't matter." - Quoting Joey from Friends, who also has an intelligence of 6 😂😂👏👏
Lmao 🤣😂 wow I didn't catch that. Thanks for pointing it out
GROG DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
2:24:10 the PHYSICAL REACTION everyone had to finding gilmore hurts me, they care SO MUCH
42:43 Honestly, how has no one in the part tried courting Jarrett? The players all obviously love the guy- heck, he's only been mentioned a few times and I've got a dumb crush on the kid!
I REALLY wanted Vex to just smooch him. It was perfect!!
@@opalsandwhiteroses saaaaame, jarrett is the best. wish vex would've kissed him.
I definitely would have lol
Probably too inappropriate trying to start a relationship with someone who works for you.
The pure joy in Matt at his thordak mini is heartwarming and infectious. And the look on Marisha's face at seeing it is just awesome
I'm LOVING Grog's new devastating abilities! AND Travis' thrill in using them!
"Ah.. Its always what I assumed I'd see in my last moments..."
*OOF.* LIAM. LIAM WHY. WHY MUST YOU TRY TO ROMANCE KIKI. I love Keyleth, but GOD DAMN BOI, THAT MADE MY HEART FLUTTER AND IT WASN'T EVEN DIRECTED AT ME.
Vax x Gilmore is such a better couple than Vax x Keyleth.
I think the comics explained how Vax harbored feelings for Keyleth for the first time. If you haven't read, what's next is somewhat a "spoiler" if you're looking to pick up the comics.
I mean, yeah, it was a typical, cheesy love at first sight but it was a genuine feeling that, given Vax's background, caught him off guard. I don't know how accurately the comics portray Critical Role's early sessions before the show, but Keyleth does give off this silly, awkward and naive disposition, and having the "trust no one" kind of personality of Vax from working with criminals, I'm guessing the fact that this very silly lady who saved his life and then just openly conversed with him without giving off any inkling of deceit really left a mark on him.
His relationship with Gilmore, on the other hand, was as he explained it to Gilmore. Vax was dancing with Gilmore, enjoying it while the music lasts. But, as all things, it's bound to stop and Vax's recent dance with Death led him to contemplate what he really values.
vax has two hands
@@sofiaf5222 this is such a valid comment
@@sofiaf5222 I approve of this comment 10/10
i don't think i realized this watching this the first time but vex totally gave the skull top allurah when she was doing her whispering to Matt
bRUH I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER THAT UNTIL I SAW YOUR COMMENT
SHE TOTALLY DID-
Spoilers...(kinda)
Later on in the campaign (I don’t remember what episode) but I think they ask her what ever happened to the skull and she does tell them that she gave it to Allura to keep safe and they’re all okay with it (it was many episodes later and had forgotten about it)
YUP!
Taliesin going through Critmas with a turtle on his head, hugging a plushie of an evil demon is a mood
The only Mood
The most Mood
@@neapettledicoin4853 Taliesin does not create the mood
Taliesin is the mood
In my opinion, this episode locked it in stone for me. Gilmore is one of the best NPCs ever.
“This is it, 100 more episodes to go, I cannot stop now.”
- Me, 10 December, 2019
Right behind ya.
Mad Irishman I’m with you too!
Same!
I’m here two days before Christmas 2019
Me December 24, 2019
Gilmore’s moment of SHEER EPIC reminded me of the “You don’t even have a sword” “I don’t need one” scene from Merlin. Anyone? No?
Totally
Five years later but YES
I'm so used to Liam talking as Vax that whenever he talks normally it sounds like a British person speaking in an American accent
Oh my god, I always think the same thing! His actual accent doesn't sound real.
The amount of times I've checked his wiki to see where he's from or if he grew up at some point in England. I'm English and his accent is so accurate for some parts of the UK
Just wait til you hear his german accent as Caleb 😂😂 gave me whiplash going from C2 to C1 lol
On recent episode of dirty laundry on dropout he does an Irish accent, I had tonlook up to see where he was from, cuz 8 forgot duh he's American. I don't know how good it is, but it fooled me.
@@secularhuman5006 OH MY GOSH! For real though! My friend is German and says he does a brilliant job.
1:37:00
Pike: does anybody need healing?
Everyone: no were good
Pike: time fow attack
I lost it
she's so damm cute.
"your hugs are forfeit" is the most wholesome villain line I've ever heard. 3:31:26
Awwwwwwww, Gilmore smiles instinctually when we sees Vax. These two, I swear. OTP, man.
''I open my toys Marisha... You should know this. I don't buy them for collecting, I buy them for puhlaying'' that whole reaction piece is just *chefs kiss*
I would watch a four hour livestream of Matt playing with his minis. It’s adorable and I love him.
anyone else seriously get weepy or emotional watching Liam's face when they found Gilmore? Just me? ;_; ok
My face started leaking too
Yup...sniff...yup. Only you. (covers face)
I feel like the Vaxleth slogan is: "And... I walk away."
For someone who's got such a crush on her it seems like the last thing Vax wants to do is have an actual conversation with her. I'm sure Vaxleth gets better along the way, but so far I absolutely understand Keyleth's confusion and frustration at this man who makes a big confession and then never hangs out or communicates.
@@tiril6681 Standard "I have no idea how dating works" protocol. You tell your crush how you feel, then you back off to give them space. You reason that either they're not interested, in which case you've saved them the awkwardness of having to tell you by giving them a wide berth, and if they're interested, well... now they know you are, so they only have to tell you and you can try and work it out.
Not saying it's particularly effective, but that's generally the train of thought.
Vax most utilized quotes
“And…. I walk away”
“I pull [so and so] aside, and say… (proceeds to monologue)
The whole moody yet somewhat arrogant edgelord routine is getting old for me at this point
@@Papadragon18 but keyleth tried talking to him multiple times and he always responds with “not now, kiki”
i really hope it gets better because right now their relationship is so annoying to watch
I love that Matt said their actions affected what happened to Gilmore. If they had gone for the loot first and then gone to find him, he would have been dead. Thank the gods they went looking for him first. Don’t know what they (or I) would have done if he didn’t make it.
Given that Jarrett doesn't really sleep much, as evidenced by previous episodes, as well as his dedication to orders, I'm pretty sure he's secretly a Warforged.
Jarrett is legit hella sexy and I honestly can't choose between him and Gilmore XD
I wanna see that Jarrett x Gilmore fan art!
OrionX700 do those exist in this game lol?
he can be a Mystic, the Immortal order has a focus which removes the need to eat, drink, sleep and breathe.
cody beaird idk about 6 months ago, but there's an Unearthed Arcana for Ebberon that has a warforged race in it
So, Gilmore managed to duel a Gigantofucking red dragon, and survive.
I think they just need to get Gilmore to each of the other cities that're being attacked, and wipe out the "lesser" ancient dragons, one by one.
Get dunked on, Drogon!
+Liesmith he lived nothing ever said he managed to harm the dragon like vox machine awith the white one
+Liesmith I bet it was all charm attacks.
+johnjoe donnelly Vox machina only did a little damage to that dragon. These things are mountains of HP and damage. The giant red one is about Demi-god level of toughness probably. It's the sort of dragon that countries mobilise their entire army to hold off.
Spacecookie that's what im saying Gilmore didn't even touch thordak
johnjoe donnelly
He just looked at the dragon funny-like. I think the Dragon hadn't heard of Gilmore's Glorious goods, otherwise he'd have just left Gilmore alone and wanted to shop at his fine establishment instead. ^_^
"Come on up, it wasn't even locked"
Be still my heart, Vax
"If you find a way for me to become a dragon, that would be sexy" is probably Gilmore's best/sexiest line, and that's a high bar.
Man I love Scanlan so much. Sam does such an excellent job at playing that character. He's just having a blast
The way Matt looks at the camera after looking in the big box he gets for Critmas you'd think it's either a really good gift or a severed head, he's in such awe there at what he's seeing, like he can't believe his eyes.
Love how everyone really gets into the mindset of their characters and their body language mimics how their characters are feeling. Travis, Liam, and Marisha especially, they really get into it and it's awesome.
Matt laughing as Grog & Scanlan discuss if brothels are open right now, at half price for a clearance sale is sending me 27:27
The way he hides his laugh behind his hand makes me laugh so hard. Poor man, having to keep a straight face through all the funny shit they come up with
Matt's crazed excitement over minis always makes me smile, cause he's just all "You can sleep! I'll open minis >:333" and Marisha is just nodding like a tired mom its the best
Grogs PTSD kicking in when Percy says "Make him shave" 😆 1:46:47 Travis is so good at beeing Grog.🤩
Good lord what I would pay to see the entire animated fight of Gilmore fighting that god-damned dragon. That's gotta be some Dumbledore vs Voldemort sh*t if I ever heard it.
Well, we're getting an animated series so... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Fingers crossed! Season 2 probably
2 scenes I needed: Scanbo and Gilmore vs Thordak...
Got one, now I need the second, wishing on a star (?
The cast loves Gilmore to death so I guess its gonna happen but im worried bc they never mention it again...
"i dont buy them for collecting, i buy them for playing" Matt Mercer everyone the biggest kid we could ever meet.
loved it when he started making the dragons talk to each other
"I will release you from this prision" so good xD
@@DubhMornie
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@@Ziaotic 4:26:53
@@DubhMornie
thank you stranger
Laura choosing to wrap Red Panda Trinket around her neck is the biggest foreshadowing to campaign 2 ever
I can't believe they just burn a 4th level spell to polymorph him.
Gilmore: "my first instinct was to grab the children."
Me: "grog was right there is no correct way to say that."
Lead the children to safety might be better I'd say..
Grof, Scanlan, or Vax: "Bring me a small boy!"
Everyone [cringing]: "WHOA, YIKES, WTF MAN"
Gilmore: "Bring me *_all_* the small boys!"
Everyone [swooning and fangirl-screaming]: "YOU GO, GILMORE!"
@@SomeUA-camTraveler I guess if you are charismatic enough, people will overlook anything, even pederasty...
Let's not forget "Bring me your smallest, most helpless child!"
@@shypup5675 *Feeblest
Liam’s robot voice was so good it freaked me out until I remembered they’re all voice actors lol
He does it for like 30 minutes straight in his one shot. Sounds so close to a speak and spell it's crazy.
I love the snap to aggression over Gilmore's shop.
"Hindsight is 10......... Uh other number" - Grog 😂
liams acting is so good half the time i cant tell if his facial expressions are genuine or hes acting
That's the best part about RPing. There is no difference. You are your character and your character is you. Liam is the embodiment of that idea and it's amazing to watch! :)
if you can't tell when he's acting... how do you know if it's good? **twirls mustache villainously**
Yeah its amazing last episode i wasnt sure if they were for reals mad at each other or just rping
I think his emotions when they found Gilmore were real. His mother died of cancer 2 months before this episode. He has said in more recent interviews that the game taking this dark turn was hard on him but ultimately helped him process his feelings and grief.
@@bellareichardt1733 hope this is better. No more spoilers sorry to those that read this before I edited it you made a valid point was not what I intended. I think Liam was talking about the tomb episode not this one that is why he crushed the card for the armor he was legit not happy about it but his mother was still not doing well at the time of this episode as well as he has said that Gilmore meant a lot to him Liam not just to Vax. I would also like to point out that I do agree that his emotions in the more where are real.
Based on the fact that heal barely did anything to Gilmore, he's gotta have like 500+ hp
He managed to hold is own temporarily against a dragon larger than ancient dragon (maybe a great wyrm), though a short period of time I know of entire parties who can't claim such a feat.
Didn't you know Gilmore is the ancient sparkle dragon
I feel like gilmore has to be a level 30 enchantment wizard
somebody in the comments a few episodes ago said that he has a lot of traits that a bronze (?) dragon has. Maybe it was silver. One of the metallics
Gilmore is a demigod who gains power from how much he becomes more fabulous
1:56:55 After Grog's display of double-crit barbarian might, and Ashley says, "I'm coming back as a barbarian if I die." I just smile wondering if this is perhaps the inciting moment of inspiration for Yasha. 😄