"I was an accident after my mother got sloppy with birth control" caught me off guard bc i was not looking at the screen at the moment and then "my new baby brother he was conceived after my mother had a botched tubal ligation procedure" im just over here like huh what
you guys should do this with a girl, so Crainer gets emotionally invested, also name her Karla, that'll be funny, since Slogo will just be ruining the kids life
Bring back Gang Beast,Gta customizing cars,Peekaboo,Bad guys at school,Wobbly life,Gta races,who's your daddy,witch it,Clone drone in the danger zone,Zookeeper simulator,Gartic phone,Gmod bomb tag,Human fall flat,Raft and Uno!!!!
0:00 least chaotic slg intro 🤣
Fr😂
8:09 crainer:listen here son drugs are bad for you but if your gonn do em, give me some as well 💀
I LOST it there! 😂😂😂
I just went to the comments after that
💀💀the intro was not I was expecting 💀💀
same
Yeah💀💀💀
Yeah💀💀
Crainer as a woman gotta give props to editors
Fr
"I was an accident after my mother got sloppy with birth control" caught me off guard bc i was not looking at the screen at the moment and then "my new baby brother he was conceived after my mother had a botched tubal ligation procedure" im just over here like huh what
7:28 Best joke this year that josh made😂
7:12 slogo:why am i 70?
Crainer: your my sugar daddy dude
Please do more of bitlife slogo and crainer!!
Pls
YESSSSS
Yeee
It’s not bitlife it’s life simulator bit life is a way other game
@@primiselmauy1844 how come it said bit life at the tip of the screen then?
The intro💀😭😭😭💀💀💀
8:09 Crainer casually telling his “kid” to do dr*gs and give him some too💀
3:42 WHATTTT?!?!
I was literly just getting to that part as I read this comment 😭😭
How the hell did it "shatter" bro.I can feel the pain from here💀
@@MasterKaiju69420hahahaha ur balls are tiny asf
Slogo: Thats my Boy
@@LuckyFox-qu4bm holy....
3:42 WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3:51 is crazy 😂😂😂
Imagine a actual kid named corn temple vegetab
Corn temple vegtab 0:40 😂
-15:54 ‘Crainer’: I like having intercals(or however you spell it)
Josh: oh my God
you guys should do this with a girl, so Crainer gets emotionally invested, also name her Karla, that'll be funny, since Slogo will just be ruining the kids life
11:29 as a bisexual i loved the "double chances" joke
ikr lmfaoaoa
1:01 I’m the cat, apparently 🥲
This had me lmao! 😂 Crainers reactions to things are so funny. 😂
who loves the way slogo manipulates crainer
Are we gonna talk about josh being 55 at the start and crainer 21?????
Crainer “ You can’t call a kid corn “
Cherry Island - Calls his Horse Carrot 😂
❌❌❌❌Spoiler Blocker❌❌❌❌
Thank you!
Thx
Heros don't always wear capes
W
W
This was so funny we need a part 2!
YESSSSSSS I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER 😭
@@Sammy_84937 SAME EVERY TIME I PLAY BITLIFE I ALWAYS END UP IN JAIL
@@caityy1334 😭
@@caityy1334 bruuh
@@caityy1334 We need more bitlife videos comment on his new videos #morebitlife
This is probably one of the best videos here lmao
And if you want more BitLife videos comment on his new videos #morebitlife
7:44 he is crainers kid afterall
12:10 crainer lets out his inner semon
1:59 (CRAINER) “I’m a independent woman”
11:26 - Imagined being rejected by both genders 🤣
🔥🔥🔥shippers about be fast with this one🔥🔥🔥
Crainer calling slogo daddy is probably the least chaotic thing that happens on their channels
Call me daddy got me dying😂😂😂😂😂
I have no idea how much this means I like your videos
❤❤ 🙂😇
8:03 hilarious 😂😂😂
Aaayyy Yyyyoooo!😮 3:40
I LOVE these interactions with crainer and slogo hahahaa
I didn't realize there were so many people who watch Josh that didn't know his name is Joshua Temple. Guys he also has a middle name, Its "Robert".
I love how uncensored they are
Bro what 💀
You are first
if crainer or slogo had a child then i hope they dont treat the child as a bit life simulation
0:03 we’re having a baby
Crainer 😊😳😕☺️
3:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's his job 😂😂😂😂😂
Crainer popping out babies 🤣
1:54 No wonder why Crainer will have another kid 9 months after Karla
wait he gonna be father again?
@@vishalpattnayak904 We don't know yet
I missed watching bitlife content now SLG's doing it👀
Same comment on his new videos #Morebitlife
#morebitlife
Dude this video made me laugh so hard 😭😭
Me too bro comment on his new videos #morebitlife
Same I loved it, #morebitlife
@@rhysbiggins4683 ❤️❤️❤️
BRO THAT THUMBNAIL 💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿
3:37 dad’s here and I tell u to kick him😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing at slg 0:00 😂😂😂
Dad age is 55 and mom age is 21 💀💀💀 thats 34 years of difference
I thought nobody else noticed 1:10
start: crainer call me daddy coz we're having a baby ☠
Bro literally created juice wrld not gonna lie
3:41 Wtf BITLIFE 😳😳😳😳😳😳
JOSH - WHY AM I 70 AND YOU ARE 20
CRAINER-YOU ARE MY SUGAR DADDY
7:12
"You Are my Sugar Daddy Dude" "Intro 0:00" 🤐
The intro was wow also i expected them to be together in this vid cuz sometimes crainer can be sus towards slogo sometimes so yeah
This got me weak 🤣 through the whole video
"crainer call me daddy......" I dont need to hear more.😂.
Why did he live longer in the life of crime😂😂
Can we talk about how cute Josh looks shaved?
real
He looks like 2016 Josh
i pray for the safety of any future children of josh and crainer
Fun Fact: This is one of the oldest versions of Bitlife, They just need to update so there are more things they can do
Totallyy favorite videooo of ALL TIME!11!!!1!
Same #morebitlife
0:00 They're writing their own Wattpad atp
How did nobody notice that josh shaved his beard
that intro is crazy 💀💀
This was so chaotic
you guys are decent players but keep up the good work kids
I couldn’t stop laughing when Crainer stated it this way 4:11
Lol and also congrats on the second child Crainer!
Stopping kids from saying “first”
Please part 2 PLEASE I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER
They should do another one of these videos
I can't stop looking at the thumbnail😂😂
Please more of this game
Never let Slogo and Crainer get together
1:55😂 3:40😂 17:34😂
7:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved this couldn't stop laughing do more
Bring back Gang Beast,Gta customizing cars,Peekaboo,Bad guys at school,Wobbly life,Gta races,who's your daddy,witch it,Clone drone in the danger zone,Zookeeper simulator,Gartic phone,Gmod bomb tag,Human fall flat,Raft and Uno!!!!
6:33
sibling instincts
The intro 💀
I bet out of context crainer pt. 3 is coming soon. Lol
Yo I was born on September 12 same as corn😂😂😂😊
The second kids....i hope nor u rest in peace buddy
I was so excited when I read the title
Dude omg same
I can't imagine Josh as a parent 😭
0:02 CRAINER CALLED ME DADDY CUZ WE'RE MARRIED
I LOVE YOU PLAYED BITELIFE AGAIN!!!
YESSSS
#morebitlife
i did not expect joshs face was shaved
The fact that Crainer has a kid is worrying
Slogo real name is Josh temple 😮
Yeah...Joshua Robert Temple
It’s rare to hear Singapore in this simulation and btw I’m a proud Singaporean.
The intro:
“CRAINER CALL ME DADDY”
WOAH JOSH..😧
more guess who with jelly pls
The fact that the mother and father have a 34 year age gap
i once hoocked up 127 times in the GAME not real life
WHAT
I love your videos 🎉🎉😊
Like good new video slogo and crainder
i can barely wait for crainers kid