HardLore: Zuma from KRUELTY Ranks American Fast Food
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2023
- Colin and Bo welcome back Zuma, vocalist and guitar player of Kruelty from Tokyo, Japan.
Zuma's passionate opinions on American fast food are responsible for HardLore's most watched clip of all time, so we figured it only made sense to have him break down ALL of his thoughts on what it's like to experience American Cuisine while on the road in the states with Kruelty with this comprehensive TIER LIST.
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“The Midwest has no honor” might be the best quote from the show ever
Fucking immense
@@kingjoseph5901they just don’t care, no heart
Especially in reference to fast food. Incredible
I need a Harms Way/Kruelty collab shirt that says that on the back.
FUCKING DIED LMFAO
I would love to see the Hardlore guys visit Japan and have Zuma take them around his favorite food spots.
Make it happen guys. Gofundme the plane tix we don’t give a fuck
YES
Zuma's Goregrind diarrhea joke was fucking hilarious
I think Zuma needs to be on the show at least once a month. LEGEND
Especially with his humor. the Goregrind diarrhea joke was hilarious
He's Incredible. I can't wait to see them at the Eagle Aerie in Henderson
Damn, Zuma’s english accent had me cry laughing. Has to be top moment of Hardlore so far. The ‘wOt eLsE?’ got me.
Zuma is a straight up rogue with that Denny's pick.
I was taking lessons with him when I was 14, and it's actually crazy how he remains the same no matter how old he gets or what language he speaks. Am super proud of ya and all the best from Tokyo, Zuma!
I want regular check-ins with Zuma to see how this list changes over the next year or so
I am now a Kruelty fan. Zuma is a treasure. Brutally honest and real. Colin and Bo are great together, throw in Zuma and you have the perfect storm.
Kruelty are hard as fuck
You can trust someone who values Wingstop very highly. Zuma is the man.
Not even ten minutes in and I laughed so hard that I thought I might throw up.
"The Midwest has no honor". Holy shit.
Eating salmon from Denny's sounds insane to me haha
Bo truly doing the lore’s work and shouting out the always beautiful Chicago Diner.
But what about Waffles, though?
I could listen to these 3 rank anything for hours
Kruelty has always ripped but with Zuma on guitar and vox they are untouchable 🤘
the master killer of fast food tier lists
"I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas, and Whataburger is TRASH" absolutely sent me. Great ep, great guest. Kruelty rips.
Zuma joking in his second language is literally insane. I can’t believe he’s never studied/worked in the US or Canada
Dude Zuma is funny as fuck 😂
As an Englishman, I can confirm that’s exactly how we sound 😂 spot on Zuma lad!
"I will order 2 chickens... w0t else?" 💀
That first convo about shirts reminded me how much I regret not picking up a Kruelty shirt on that Bogg tour 🤦🏻♂️
Brother, you have to try Mapo Tofu. It's kinda like soft tofu stirfried with beef and pork chunks with a sauce thats kinda like hot and sour soup, but more savory. Serve over hot rice. Recommend Pine and Crane for that.
Colin yelling at Zuma "GET MORE SAUCE". 🤣🤣🤣
I can't express how much I admire this man's realness XD he just says it like it is lmaooo
23:52 him finding all the shake flavors sent me
This is one of my all time favorite episodes - literally multiple LOL moments 😂
Zuma doing his British guy for the pod. Amazing.
Met Zuma selling merch in Winnipeg. One of the realest dudes I've ever hand the honor to fist-bump lol.
They'd just finished their set for Manitoba Metal Fest and were getting ready to head right over to the Handsome Daughter for an after-show.
Two shows in one night is hard as fuck!
JPHC 🤘🖤🔥
Zuma segment every month please We need to keep up on him
“As a native Texan, I cannot stand for Whataburger” is CRAZY
The shit we take for granted. I have a bojangles a mile down the road from my house.
Every ad I got on this was for fast food spots 👍🏻
Zuma coming in hot with the only correct Chipotle opinion
“Do you shit yourself”? should be a staple question 😂😂😂
y'all gotta get on that penn station train it's fire man
Easily 1 of the best HL episodes ever. The “third man” has been mentioned before, I think Zuma is that person! Kruelty Fried Chicken on a shirt, plz
im thoroughly enjoying this
I’m a Pizza Hut kid also…they paid us to read back in the day..,I mean I never got anything but they legit bribed us kids to read with pizza…out here educating and feeding little mfers
I use to love a pan pizza from the Hut
Genuinely fucking heartbroken that I couldn’t make it to the Vancouver show, goddammit. If Kruelty comes back to Vancouver, they should come eat at the IHOP that I work at
Easily one of the best episodes to date. The gore fucking grind bit had me crying 😂
This is awesome, this is HardLore!!
Master Killer episode
This has to be one of the funniest episodes omg 🤣🤣🤣
57:25 the Big Mac meal in Argentina costs half that price. Around 7 USD (with large fries and large Coke, although I don't think it's as big as the US cup).
hate to break it to yall but Pepsi owns Pizza Hut not Dominos, or at least they used to cuz the restaurant dept broke off from PepsiCo and is now just called called Yum. they own KFC, Taco Bell, and Long John Silvers as well. thats why all those restaurants only have Pepsi products in them
Love the G.I.S.M. shoutout. This sounds crazy but 20 years ago I would get Jumbo Jack's over whoppers. They were $1.25 and were tasty.
Native Texan here. In my teenage years/early 20’s, Whataburger was the place to be after shows. 10-15 years ago, it was the best place on earth. Even 5 years ago it was still pretty damn good. It’s definitely gone downhill since they started putting em in different states. Sad. His take is very understandable.
24:53 he’s real as fuck for that
Fuddruckers still exist in Texas! You guys can get it when you play there in January
Very common Kruelty W
I feel like this format with the fellas from Gridiron would be very loud, but like, in the good way.
We need Zuma to be the third host
"There's sick thoughts going up there..." 😂😂😂😂
we still have a couple fudruckers down here in south florida, an absolute treat
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ZUMA DOES NOT LIKE WHATABURGER! WHAT DID HE ORDER ?! NEEDS TO TRY AGAIN 😭😂
This is THE episode. Zuma is him.
Holy shit, Zuma is legit the funniest mf ever
carrot cake milkshake at chicago diner is what heaven tastes like
zuma's choices really show how well bad word of mouth works. baja fresh is certified dope!
please do the jolliibee mukbang soon!!
You guys speak with straight up good ol’ American dialect/candor, but Zuma keeps the pace with vibes and humor. “The Midwest has no honor” lmao
This was fucking great! Going to see Kruelty on the 20th 🤘🤘🤘
this is my favorite episode ever. Zuma rules.
This episode is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
CT is getting its first Raising Cane's in Enfield in the next month or 2
I can’t wait for it, if CT gets an In n Out I will be there seven days a week.
@@brandonowen2502 we have something even better... Duchess. Sadly the closest is 40 min from me
Here in small town Kokomo, Indiana, I'm getting one 2 blocks from my place! I'm fucking pumped
@@_gorezone_have you had Joella’s though?
big respect.. huge
Every time someone mention little ceassers I have to mention that I worked there in highschool and they never cleaned the pans and stored them on the floor.
17:07 unforgivable
25:45 Bo, yall in Harms Way played at The Beehive in SLC on this last tour, if you ever come back to Utah you gotta try the vegan milkshake at the restaurant at the front of the venue, Mark of the Beastro! Kicks so much ass.
14 dollars for a meal at McDonalds???? I had one today in Norway for 11.50 they say Norway is expensive???I had In and out and Ihop in LA in 2019 it was Killer.Funny show😂
"two trays, all dogs" JFC this episode was hilarious.
Kruelty fucking rips and they came all the way from Japan to play my shithole town on the sanguisugabogg tour. You best believe I’m buying 4 shirts haha. too bad they didn’t have child sizes or I would have bought 4 more for my kids!
Zuma rules 🙏🏻
how do i spell the desert that was refferenced at 29:24 ? (the one that tastes like Dr Pepper) great episode love ya mwah
It’s called almond tofu in English. He’s just saying it in Chinese
We actually just got a Bojangles in Columbus, Ohio!! lol
ITS HARDLORE TIME
This is gonna be good 🫡
Need some more Colin Soprano
that tan line is crazy
Ayo a steaming bowl of Mapo Tufo on rice IS THE FUUUUCKING MOVE, shouts Zuma lol
As a texan the Whataburger disrespect won't be tolerated
ORLANDO!!!! Hell of a show
“Too healthy”😂😂😂😂
They know what we want
51:31
Whataburger UNDER Subway?! 🤯😮💨
Criminal
can yall please do a day with zuma in japan
Yeah yeah yeah
Colin was genuinely hurt by the Taco Bell take.
As was I. But he redeemed everything with that In N Out dunk.
I cannot stand by this Qdoba slander. More flavor in a single chip than all of Chipotle and I'll die on that hill.
this video is a huge slap in the face to the south east
Definitely agree with him about KFC Thailand ❤
Gore fucking grind man
mani the GOAT
Damn Zuma I was using that clip to validate my love for Little Caesars for weeeeeks
I'm from Ohio, and I've never had skyline chili
1:53:07 ORLANDO MOSH REPRESENT
My man. That shaqaroni is nothing to fuck with!!
I hate to break it to you boys but dominos is a Coke chain.
Zuma is the #1 Stunna
2 trays all corn dogs! Mad Man.