Something similar happened to my mom. She was making my sister's bed, just like every morning. But it's a home-made bed, and it's very high, you need the (also home-made) ladder to access it. I remember coming back from school and hearing screams from that room, where i found my mom desperately waiting for help. The ladder had fallen and she'd been trapped there for hours.
This video made me laugh so much!!! The scissors!!! Haha I would've been so upset as well. Your sister sounds hilarious climbing down the drain pipe after being out there for 5 minutes! Such an awesome video! :)
In college when I'm awake at 3 in the morning,I'm siting here watching UA-cam. So the scissor story seemed hilarious actually. I'm sorry for your loss. This made me laugh overall though! Can't wait to see you new video once it gets approved.
CHRISTINE I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I've been carrying a pair of lime green scissors in my bag since I was in elementary school and I'm a sophomore in high school. I've lost and found these babies for several times in my entire childhood and I would go on full panic attack mode every time. I feel your pain (even though it is a little exaggerated...)
I was in TEARS laughing from this. I can relate to the frustration of having something you've had for years taken from you. I feel this was a perfectly valid substitution for a "real video". :)
kinda a similar situation and just as scarring for me. I went to a one direction concert with my sister who is a huge fan and as we were going through security, the dude at the front went through my purse and pulled out my SD1 (a weapon that looks like a black thick stick used in aikido) and told me to throw it away. This was something that I had been carrying around for two years and I had to THROW IT AWAY. I have never felt so naked and helpless in my entire life.
Once I went to India for three weeks during the school year (in fifth grade) and I brought my school supplies with me because obviously I still had to do my homework, but before I even got there security took away my BLUNT KID SCISSORS. For three weeks, all assignments that required scissors meant me having to locate some and it took a long time. I was just really upset because those scissors were my favorite color (magenta) and I went the rest of the year without scissors.
Heathrow stole my darts that I had bought as a gift for my dad. Almost made me late because the darts where accidentally buried and they thought I was trying to sneak them on when I really had forgotten that darts would not be allowed on the plane.
Hahaha Christine you really make my day with your videos!! Your brother is really cool and you should make more videos with him cause you are extremely funny together;P
I like these kinds of videos Christine, where you're just telling us a story. And especially Paul, Paul is awesome. Don't apologize for it, you're fine. :) And I thought you were gonna vent your frustration on this new Google+ and UA-cam comments thing. Either way, I still really enjoyed it!
Tsa agents at Heathrow are super strict. Last time they tried question my 83 year-old grandma who doesn't speak English about her knee operation, which almost made us miss our flight. Not cool Heathrow, not cool!
I was reading City of Bones in the airport and I went through the security gate with it in my hand, one of the security guards just gave me a look but I was too invested in the book to see it. And then I was waiting for my mom and cousin to pass through when the guy suddenly comes near me and holds up his hand, asking me if he can look at what I'm reading. And usually I NEVER want people to touch my books and I am about to mutter "No..." when I realize that the guy is a freakin security guard. And so I unwantingly give it to him and as his hands brush against the cover and he starts swirling through the pages it hits me: He's looking for hidden drugs and shit. At last I couldn't wait anymore so I just slowly moved my hand back to the book and got it back. And I just looked at the guard with a NO NO face and I muttered "I wouldn't do something like that." And I guess he saw the raging need of murder in my eyes because he quickly went away and I have never wanted to kill someone from security so much before. I mean has people become so dumb that a 14 year old boy, reading a book for pleasure at the airport is SUSPICIOUS?! Have books just turned into objects that people use to smuggle drugs and look innocent?! I am sometimes Ashamed that I am living in the same generation as those people. They have destroyed the true meaning of books and what pleasure they can offer us!
So this one time I was coming back from Disneyland with my family and my brother was carrying a gun toy bought from the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction. He was fucking 10 years old, with a fucking toy, coming back from fucking Disneyland and they fucking took the gun toy away because it was a "gun replica". I was never so angry at the fucking security airports system in my life; like yeah, I'm gonna kill someone with my toy gun, I'm gonna make someone drown with my 110 milliliter cream, I will make someone eat to death with my jam glass. My brother obviously cried but hey! we avoided a possible murder from a 10 year old with a gun toy and the security's man child got a brand new Disneyland souvenir.
Your relationship with Paul reminds me of my relationship with my little sister (seriously, they're both so similar! Down to the cute braces!) and thanks for that story, Ill now carry scissors with me EVERYWHERE. Genius. Except when I go to heathrow this summer xD
I don't think we need to worry about Olivia. Sounds like she's going to be okay if any sort of weird attack/disaster happens. Also, I think I would have cried if someone had taken something from me that I've had that long HOW DARE THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
I was out on a bike ride with my friend and we had just gotten to my house. I had forgotten my key and we were really hot, so we pull the table out under the balcony, stack two chairs on top of it and one on top of the other, and she climbs up, goes over the balcony and tries both sliding doors. Both were locked so she went over to the window to the bathroom, which is like a foot by two feet with an outward opening glass. Its also like a yard away from the balcony. Somehow she worms her way through the window (which had a screen) and into the bathroom. And theres my mom, sittin on the toilet which in a kind of closet place in the bathroom, asking Sarah who she is and what the hell shes doing >:) it was the funniest thing ever
haha I can totally think of tons of situations where you need scissors in everyday life! We should all start caring them! The lady probably just took them because she wanted to start caring a pair in her OWN PURSE. You are brilliant Christine.
Omg Christine I love your style! I know you may not want to do this but it's just a request, do you PLEASE want to do a closet tour? I want to see your clothes because I love your style! :)
The balcony story is like something you'd see on TV and go "nah, that never happens in real life!" :D Also have you been travelling with scissors in your hand luggage all these years? Did no one ever tell you they were not okay? Like, I understand why it's so useful to carry them around all the time, but I wouldn't expect to be able to board a plane like that :D
FUNNY STORY...I think I was about 7 or 8 and my parents had jut bought me a red, glitter craft set. We were at an airport on our way to get on a fight to LA when the woman finds my scissors from my beautiful pack and takes them away. I'm devastated. My mom tells me their gonna mail it to my house. I NEVER GET THEM BACK. I am 15 now and I haven't seen them since. Dam you flight lady!!!!
I felt that way losing my scarf, I loved it so much and I got home and I'm just like, clutching my neck and feeling it dawn on me nooooo not my scarf *resigned* not as useful as scissors, maybe, but it was rainbow and so warm and my friend bought it for me
i remember one time my best friend was at my house and it was almost my birthday so my mom was bringing my presents inside. well it had rained the day before so our wooden stairs were wet and me, my sister, and my friend just walked out the door when my mom decides to come the stairs with an arm full of presents and she got to the top stairs and she slipped and fell all the way down and me my friend and my sister were killing ourselves laughing and then im like"OUR MY PRESENTS OK?!?" so im freaking out making sure my presents are ok & my mom was like "yeah i'm ok thanks for the concern" and we are all just killing ourselves laughing
You NEVER know when you need scissors. Truth. That security woman will feel pretty stupid when she's in need of an emergency haircut, and nobody'll help her. Nope. *No-one*
I was going to Paris through Heathrow with a friend in my school group and that same thing happened to her. It was hilarious. We call her Walkinh with scissors now
I could listen to you telling stories all day.
Something similar happened to my mom. She was making my sister's bed, just like every morning. But it's a home-made bed, and it's very high, you need the (also home-made) ladder to access it. I remember coming back from school and hearing screams from that room, where i found my mom desperately waiting for help. The ladder had fallen and she'd been trapped there for hours.
How tall is that bed?!
Tall enough to break something if you tried jumping off :p
This is my new favorite vid of yours!
I was having a really bad afternoon, this made it all better ;)
This video made me laugh so much!!! The scissors!!! Haha I would've been so upset as well. Your sister sounds hilarious climbing down the drain pipe after being out there for 5 minutes! Such an awesome video! :)
But that's why we love you!
your story videos are my favorite!! you are so funny and have the best stories, you should do more of them!!!
This video made me smile more than I have in a while ;D seriously one of my favorites.
In college when I'm awake at 3 in the morning,I'm siting here watching UA-cam. So the scissor story seemed hilarious actually. I'm sorry for your loss. This made me laugh overall though! Can't wait to see you new video once it gets approved.
I'm missing your videos too. I don't mind if they are not sketches, I really love watching your story telling videos, they are the best
omg i love you, christine! your videos are always hilarious ugh both stories made me crack up
You never fail to make me laugh Christine. Loved this video!!!
CHRISTINE I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I've been carrying a pair of lime green scissors in my bag since I was in elementary school and I'm a sophomore in high school. I've lost and found these babies for several times in my entire childhood and I would go on full panic attack mode every time. I feel your pain (even though it is a little exaggerated...)
I was in TEARS laughing from this. I can relate to the frustration of having something you've had for years taken from you. I feel this was a perfectly valid substitution for a "real video". :)
Oh Olivia
Greatest storytelling ever!
I got a jar of jam taken away from me at LAX. Sad times.
Sorry you just stuck in a jam
made my day better! thanks, christine!
even when you're apparently thrown off your creative schedule, you made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my bed :)
YOUR HAIR IS SO SILKY AND BEAUTIFUL HOW DO YOU EVEN
I love your hair soo much! ♥
This is SO funny!!! You are amazing!!
This is the kind of high quality content I look for.
I love how frequently you're posting now!
kinda a similar situation and just as scarring for me. I went to a one direction concert with my sister who is a huge fan and as we were going through security, the dude at the front went through my purse and pulled out my SD1 (a weapon that looks like a black thick stick used in aikido) and told me to throw it away. This was something that I had been carrying around for two years and I had to THROW IT AWAY. I have never felt so naked and helpless in my entire life.
I love your videos! Your hilarious and you give great book reviews!
Once I went to India for three weeks during the school year (in fifth grade) and I brought my school supplies with me because obviously I still had to do my homework, but before I even got there security took away my BLUNT KID SCISSORS. For three weeks, all assignments that required scissors meant me having to locate some and it took a long time. I was just really upset because those scissors were my favorite color (magenta) and I went the rest of the year without scissors.
Oh my this made me laugh so hard! Your family sounds hilarious!
Thanks Christine. You just made my day. :)
Heathrow stole my darts that I had bought as a gift for my dad. Almost made me late because the darts where accidentally buried and they thought I was trying to sneak them on when I really had forgotten that darts would not be allowed on the plane.
I love your laughs
That Olivia story 😂😂😂 that's AMAZING
I loved loled soo hard at the balcony story :') I'm in tears!!!!
Okay, the scissors story was kinda crazy and over-the-top, but I love the balcony story! Haha.
Hahaha Christine you really make my day with your videos!! Your brother is really cool and you should make more videos with him cause you are extremely funny together;P
I love your sweater it's cute
5:30 why he's not laughing 😂 that was so funny omg
dont worry Christine this videos are awesome
Haha this was hilarious! Mind you, mental laughs at 6:00 lol
OH MY GOD THE SCISSORS!!!!
I ADORE the shirt you're wearing!
LLS YOU ARE FREAKIN HILARIOUS
I was laughing so much you sound insane but it was funny
I like these kinds of videos Christine, where you're just telling us a story. And especially Paul, Paul is awesome.
Don't apologize for it, you're fine. :)
And I thought you were gonna vent your frustration on this new Google+ and UA-cam comments thing. Either way, I still really enjoyed it!
I feel like Olivia would be great on Survivor.
Tsa agents at Heathrow are super strict. Last time they tried question my 83 year-old grandma who doesn't speak English about her knee operation, which almost made us miss our flight. Not cool Heathrow, not cool!
Omg dying of laughter. 😂
Love this video!!!!! xx
I was reading City of Bones in the airport and I went through the security gate with it in my hand, one of the security guards just gave me a look but I was too invested in the book to see it. And then I was waiting for my mom and cousin to pass through when the guy suddenly comes near me and holds up his hand, asking me if he can look at what I'm reading. And usually I NEVER want people to touch my books and I am about to mutter "No..." when I realize that the guy is a freakin security guard. And so I unwantingly give it to him and as his hands brush against the cover and he starts swirling through the pages it hits me: He's looking for hidden drugs and shit. At last I couldn't wait anymore so I just slowly moved my hand back to the book and got it back. And I just looked at the guard with a NO NO face and I muttered "I wouldn't do something like that." And I guess he saw the raging need of murder in my eyes because he quickly went away and I have never wanted to kill someone from security so much before. I mean has people become so dumb that a 14 year old boy, reading a book for pleasure at the airport is SUSPICIOUS?! Have books just turned into objects that people use to smuggle drugs and look innocent?! I am sometimes Ashamed that I am living in the same generation as those people. They have destroyed the true meaning of books and what pleasure they can offer us!
Ayberk Ülgen yep,...
Man, I would feel sorry for you. But only mundanes say sorry for things that aren't their fault (wink, wink. Get my Jace reference?)
@@Nobody-vh1wt UR PROFILE PICTURE SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!
Love your make-up and your hair
That story about Olivia is so funny I was dying.
"How long were you out there?"
"Like five minutes."
omfg I can't stop laughing
This Made Me Laugh So Much! I Seriously Can't Breathe! Haha You're The Best :D
So this one time I was coming back from Disneyland with my family and my brother was carrying a gun toy bought from the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction. He was fucking 10 years old, with a fucking toy, coming back from fucking Disneyland and they fucking took the gun toy away because it was a "gun replica". I was never so angry at the fucking security airports system in my life; like yeah, I'm gonna kill someone with my toy gun, I'm gonna make someone drown with my 110 milliliter cream, I will make someone eat to death with my jam glass. My brother obviously cried but hey! we avoided a possible murder from a 10 year old with a gun toy and the security's man child got a brand new Disneyland souvenir.
Love your jumper
Your relationship with Paul reminds me of my relationship with my little sister (seriously, they're both so similar! Down to the cute braces!) and thanks for that story, Ill now carry scissors with me EVERYWHERE. Genius. Except when I go to heathrow this summer xD
I don't think we need to worry about Olivia. Sounds like she's going to be okay if any sort of weird attack/disaster happens. Also, I think I would have cried if someone had taken something from me that I've had that long HOW DARE THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
i love you christine
Christine: and how long have you been stuck there? Olivia: govt minutes. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
you and your brother have similar laughs
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.
Christine, the DIVERGENT TRAILER WAS JUST RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a drunk recount that is interrupted by a drunk flashback with a drunk out-take, which is absolutely adorable!
I was out on a bike ride with my friend and we had just gotten to my house. I had forgotten my key and we were really hot, so we pull the table out under the balcony, stack two chairs on top of it and one on top of the other, and she climbs up, goes over the balcony and tries both sliding doors. Both were locked so she went over to the window to the bathroom, which is like a foot by two feet with an outward opening glass. Its also like a yard away from the balcony. Somehow she worms her way through the window (which had a screen) and into the bathroom. And theres my mom, sittin on the toilet which in a kind of closet place in the bathroom, asking Sarah who she is and what the hell shes doing >:) it was the funniest thing ever
Damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂
makes my day when one of ur videos comes up in my subscriptions feed :P
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at your story xD
haha I can totally think of tons of situations where you need scissors in everyday life! We should all start caring them! The lady probably just took them because she wanted to start caring a pair in her OWN PURSE. You are brilliant Christine.
Omg Christine I love your style! I know you may not want to do this but it's just a request, do you PLEASE want to do a closet tour? I want to see your clothes because I love your style! :)
Seriously? ? Scissors on a plane in 2013.U should be more worried at how lax security here in the states let you get them to the UK.
happen to me too - though while i was coming back from athens
"I literally sound like a psycho" " I CARRY SCISSORS IN MY BAG" lmao!!!
MY guts are broken from laughing OMG!
The balcony story is like something you'd see on TV and go "nah, that never happens in real life!" :D
Also have you been travelling with scissors in your hand luggage all these years? Did no one ever tell you they were not okay? Like, I understand why it's so useful to carry them around all the time, but I wouldn't expect to be able to board a plane like that :D
"5 minutes" 😂😂😂 omg i'm dying everytime i watch this video😂😂
This was so delightfully random. :)
Your balcony story made me cry I laughed so hard :D I love Paul btw
FUNNY STORY...I think I was about 7 or 8 and my parents had jut bought me a red, glitter craft set. We were at an airport on our way to get on a fight to LA when the woman finds my scissors from my beautiful pack and takes them away. I'm devastated. My mom tells me their gonna mail it to my house. I NEVER GET THEM BACK. I am 15 now and I haven't seen them since. Dam you flight lady!!!!
I just happen to be in love with your relationship with your brother. Can I just say its super great
OMG my scissors have been taken of me through security too!!! It was horrible!
Their laughing fits literally kill me…
"Now, if I need to stab someone, I don't have them" That is literally the reason why they were confiscated XD
Holy shit, I carry scissors with me everywhere as well! Not even kidding. Haha, this was hilarious. You're the best, girl!
You're hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing!! :D
Why would you ever think you could take scissors onto a plane?!
Clearly she got to land in London with them, so she must've gotten on a plane with them beforehand.
I've gotten scissors taken from me at the airport too... it is not a fun experience. And oh my goodness, the balcony story... i die.
I would be upset if they DIDNT confiscate scissors from people on airlines...
I have never thought how helpful scissors could be. HAHA
You and Paul should prank Olivia and record her reaction! Or maybe not
Your necklace in the beginning of your vid looks like Elena Gilberts vervain necklace from be4 Elena became a vamp! I love your videos!!
THAT LAST STORY AT THE END OH MY GOD IT IS THE BEST THING IN Y LIFE
Your brother is adorable.
I felt that way losing my scarf, I loved it so much and I got home and I'm just like, clutching my neck and feeling it dawn on me nooooo not my scarf *resigned* not as useful as scissors, maybe, but it was rainbow and so warm and my friend bought it for me
Same thing happened to me. Didn't get them back, they were all 'yeah get them when you get back' (I live in London), but no. Nope... still waiting.
honestly breaking a window is cheaper than breaking a balcony😂
Not really, a few prices of wood vs. $1000 windows(at least the windows we have are that much)...the wood would be a lot cheaper to break
Your sister sounds like a super hero.
i remember one time my best friend was at my house and it was almost my birthday so my mom was bringing my presents inside. well it had rained the day before so our wooden stairs were wet and me, my sister, and my friend just walked out the door when my mom decides to come the stairs with an arm full of presents and she got to the top stairs and she slipped and fell all the way down and me my friend and my sister were killing ourselves laughing and then im like"OUR MY PRESENTS OK?!?" so im freaking out making sure my presents are ok & my mom was like "yeah i'm ok thanks for the concern" and we are all just killing ourselves laughing
You NEVER know when you need scissors. Truth.
That security woman will feel pretty stupid when she's in need of an emergency haircut, and nobody'll help her. Nope. *No-one*
The scissors literal same thing happened to me. I carry baby ones now.
SHE TOOK THE SCISSORS!!!
this video just KILLED me oh my gosh I am laughing so much and I'm ill and it hurts but I can't help it
please adopt me your family is awesome
I was going to Paris through Heathrow with a friend in my school group and that same thing happened to her. It was hilarious. We call her Walkinh with scissors now