THESE MEMES CURED MY ANXIETY! | TheRussianBadger Shorts Reaction
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“Like futanari isn’t gay!”
Cheers bro I’ll drink to that!
I did drink to that. That is just the Carfax tho
Cheers
It is in fact bisexual :)
@ I agree
"it's less gay than hetero because you don't have to stare at a guy's asshole"
A British person begging a scotsmen to come save them. Never seen that one before
Weird superpower: can bring toys to life, but they always have an existential crisis.
Sugar from One Piece shows how this would work
3:50
Well, that's one hell of a way to get introduced to this channel
29:01 I feel like Makari misunderstood what Badger said. He isn't saying "an MHA fan wanted to bang the frog girl from MHA, isnt that weird", he was referencing a story where an MHA fan tried to bang an actual literal frog at a zoo to "make Tsuyu real".
A story that was proven false.
Why does that sound lije something a mha fan would do
I absolutely love Makari's attitude of "F you we do it my way, I'm not legally allowed on the highway so there's no regulation". Something inspiring about it.
14:44 The stupidest superpower I ever came up with is basically higly specialized draw powers.
It's basically that if you're loosing in a game that includes cards in any way shape or form, if it's digital or material, if it's a tcg or a board game like Monopoly, you'll always draw a 4 of hearts.
Weird Superpower: the ability to make anything appear before me, but everything I materialize is made from Kinetic Sand.
The ability to transform into any animal, but only after spending a week inside a cocoon.
I mean, that's still a pretty neat power. You can become a sea-creature and explore the vast ocean (and then probably die, because nature is just like that)
14:40 Teleportation. But each time you teleport, you leave behind a fart or a poo depending on RNGesus.
You can teleport wherever... But you pop out of reality for however long it would take to walk there then appear there. No running, just, walking there
We talking straight line walking or curvature of the Earth walking?
@@MrJJandJim curvature.
@@firepuppies4086 Of course! Does it also take rest stops into account?
@@MrJJandJim no, the universe just calculates it and you "Wake up" at the destination like Click
@@firepuppies4086 Ok, lol.
Losing an F35 in flight? That's nothing. They've lost a Doom Turtle (Super Heavy Tank) that they parked... in the spot they parked it.
How?
Are they that blind to not see a tank in a middle of a parking lot with cars/trucks or did someone just stole the tank.
Oh, I never said it was in a parking lot. They drove it out for an on or near base field training exercise. Parked it, and apparently, nobody was assigned to bring it back or something. Then they, somehow, forgot where it was. Until a hunter found it and called the base.
But for the full story of the tank, look up The Doom Turtle - America's Only Super Heavy Tank by The Fat Electrician here on UA-cam. He does the story better justice than I can.
A washing machine company made a mini gun, Yeah.
And a calculator company help make a predicting rocket explosive
Don't forget, I'm pretty sure a calculator company made tanks too
@@Reineerus_The_Rat your right, they also helped with tanks and jets as well.
3:48 absolutely BASED
Google says a single tea bag is 1 calorie, a cheese burger is 303 calories.
32 cheese burgers are the equivalent of 9,696 tea bags.
That snort right after your take on Phonk. Oh, I like you already, Yes.
Great content as always but it mildly infuriates me that every time you made a reaction to a YTShorts playlist, instead of clicking the up and down arrow on the right side of the screen, you choose to click on the channel FIRST, then clicked on another shorts :v
Probably not techy enough to understand to use it efficiently
Ability to shapeshift however you want, but you have a 1 in 25 chance to retain one of the traits from your shift.
You can control anything you fear but you are two times more afraid of it
14:47 I snap my finger and something dies. It could be as small as an ant to something as big as a giraffe. It could be any living, breathing creature on this planet and it will die. But I have no choice over who it is and I'm on that list. Also, I am unaware that I have this ability.
FINALLY SOMEBODY REACTS TO HIS SHORTS I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOO LONG!!
My shitty superpower would be being able to teleport items limited to 5 feet, i would use it to just be a nuisance to my freinds day
3:48 I whole heartedly agree with this statement and will 100% die on this hill
"Likeing futanari isn't gay" whelp now to go busy myself
My crappy super power is that I'm constantly 3 minutes away from dying ... but every time I breathe the timer resets.
Your laugh is so chaotic, I love it! 😂❤
Laser vision. I am nearly completely blind. I can only see lasers. So to see anything someone has to shine a laser pointer directly into my eyes.
9:19
"Weird, but also immensely *_D E M O C R A C Y I N D U C I N G_* "
No, no, let them dive.
Human oils are flammable and every time it sneezes it releases a small burst of flame, flame resistant but not fireproof
4:03 congratulations I now feel like an idiot! 😂
The f35 is a computer with a fighter jet built around it, so it shouldn't be surprising
Ability to manipulate and control matter, and it's chemical makeup, like i could turn the molecules of a cinder block into those of a cheeseburger, turning a cinderblock into a cheeseburger, BUT everything only changes on my end. So say I do the cinderblock->cheeseburger thing, for everyone else I'm just taking bites out of a cinderblock.
You can summon a Fuda for one day of your choosing, but the next day, an NTR character close to someone you know
My crappy "made up" superpower- Percieve bad luck as fear inducing anxiety. You know something bad is coming and you are too scared to do anything about it.
So if Zenitsu had spider sense?
At this point, I'm convinced this is a Helluva Boss Character disguised as a VTuber. You cannot convince me otherwise.
14:59 I can spawn infinite bugs, but they all agro on me
My shit superpower: The ability to control ink, but ypu can't conjure it and it still follows the laws of physics, so you'll be able to draw on a flat surface with your mind, sure, but you'll have to do it in one line and quickly enough for it not to soak into the paper or dry out
My useless superpower would be “time stops but only when my eyes are closed”
@14:44
Mostly Impact resistance. Nothing can come in contact with you unless it's a certain location on your body and you don't know where it is, and every 3 hours, it changes.
My superpower is Hindsight. I can always see what the correct decision should have been, but only after the choice and consequences happen.
3:48 Liking futanari ISN'T gay tho. I'm pretty sure that is generally agreed upon.
Yeah, I think it's not gay.
As someone who likes both dick and tits, nah. Futa is blatantly gay because the dick is the POINT. People doing stupid-ass math (hurrrr a woman with a dick is MoRe HeTeRo than a guy) miss the point of why a person would want futa over a normal hetero situation in the first place. They're just lying to themselves if they really care about that argument.
It's appreciating male and female bits; I would argue it's not "gay", it's "bi/pan"
I mean, there was Phonk right after she said it, which must mean it’s true
@@VDiddy5000 *he
Lame superpower: The ability to fly... north.
15:00 shape-shifting but every time I shape-shift back into my human form I sneeze for 20 minutes
Weird super power-can last 4.5 hours in bed...but have a 178 hour recharge period.
7:12 yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss THE SCOTTISH
weird superpower: any fictional character can be real if I touch but as to be on a wednesday and it has to be a plushy to be real
"Is that all he has? Are we really about to go through all his shorts?"
The power of creation and destruction of everything on an subatomic level but the energy causing u to feel how ur body gets destroyed while it gets recreated constantly causing u imens pain permeantly while u stop aging and giving u true immortality.
My power:
Every second Glass of other I drink makes my muscles 3% bigger, but I split Half of what I drank
3:49 based, you're absolutely right.
There's a reason Florida is called the 'Dong/Bong Of America'... and it isn't just the shape
14:47 Had this talk with some acquaintances in HS. It was chug hot sauce, and be able to spit fire like a dragon…out of your ass. So like a damn cartoon.
I can breathe underwater but I have crippling thalasaphobia.
I can create anything I want but only on Friday at 12 while holding a can of empty coke a cola
15:04 every time I blink I can disappear for .5 seconds (and it stacks)
Stealing this from achievement hunter: teleport power but when I sneeze I randomly teleport somewhere.
UGH I CAN’T ESCAPE LETHAL COMPANY WHYY?! Why do I have to share a name with a plant monster that everyone wants to smash?!
I get super punches but it gets stronger the longer I hold it
You can read your own mind, but it has a slight delay, you can't turn it off, and can't ignore it. So your own thoughts and anything you say is pretty much always speech-jammed.
But at least you ACTUALLY know what you're thinking about.
Badger for the win!
35:45
Censorship turns this moment into something particularly embarrassing.
And of course, you had to see it twice...
I have the ability to become invisible, the problem is I have to sing aloud a song to become invisible.
Mine is that I have superstrength but it only works on good people.
I have two mental illnesses. ADHD abd Asperger's.
My useless superpower. Basically Teknoman Blade +. Only thing is, once i transform, i have 15 minutes of powers. I cross that and I start turning into a villain. 30 mins and I go full villain for the next 24 hours. If I return to normal within 15 mins, I cant transform for 24 hours AND I'm unconscious for at least 12 hours.
Stupid super power would be inconvenience 🤣
my shitty superpower is that i'm immensely attractive....to anything not human
I can go invisble with no time limit butt only when no body is looking at me (inculuding cameras)
That makes the power completely useless, though
@@greywolf9783 I am still invisble
You have all the knowledge of the universe. But if you even think on speaking it you have such an aneurysm that calling you a vegetable would be an understatement, forcing you to know how to cure cancer, how to time travel and you can’t explain to anyone
15:02
I would be able to enter and exit Video games. But be unable to interact with anything. So i'm basically in spectator mode
I can’t believe that Gmod is older than me 18:46
I can be invisible but only when no one is looking...
4:48
OK who had this on the Makari Quotes Bingo?
I've met some very stupid customers at my work. And i am 100% convinced that badger is dumber than all of them.
And one of them walked out of the arcade to ask me where the arcade was
The ability to teleport, but with a charge up time equal to how long it would have taken you to get there on foot.
Hitting 30 doesn't mean you've peaked as a gammer there is a literal grandpa who is really good at playing video games specifically one of the battle feild games so there is still hope for you
you can go into any video game and gain the powers of any character in it you want but the catch is you need to stay in the game for a month before you can change games or go into the real world. the reason this is bad is unless you go into a game and pic a character with respawning abilities when you die you die and you need to survive that game for a full month. its not a useful power but its fun and has a good limitation.
1:10 yes, can confirm
I can create anything out of thin air but i need materials needed for creating it and once the creation is destroy'd i will be forced to feel what it was going through
Where can i buy that table like dayum. Such juicy archi- AHEM
15:00 regeneration but I always have cancer
That's Deadpool lol
@@Chaos_Vergil I was thinking bone cancer to the point that it grows out of me but Deadpool is very on brand
@@Dokari-l9m ah, I see
Watch his older stuff, other react channels have done well watching them
Telekinesis but it only works on the color purple
I have 100% crit hit and damage but only on a Monday and if I'm thinking about memes
Always on time but everyone else is late
20:14 excuse me whaaaaaaaaaat?
31:45 Sounds like someone should scope out Grampa Gaming
badgers old stuff is really good
3:49
I totally agree B^
8:34 that is actually false I saw an interview of an a-10 pilot and he said that was false info
my shit superpower would be "randomly explosive touch" any inert item I touch with my fingers has a chance to simply explode upon contact. there's no control, no time to dodge, explosion differs according to the weight of the object.
Yes this includes clothing and tools, explosion can trigger at any time contact is made, meaning brushing yer teeth because a russian roulette.
caveat is it HAS to be a solid object. for instance opening the door of a car will only blow the door panel, not the whole car (mind you this can happen through domino effect).
I can create anything however It takes the same amount of time to make it as it would if I was building it from scratch
3:48 I mean that's just facts
dude is british and is confused about a kilometer
I eat in my car almost every day at lunch. My car is fairly clean, but I also work at an auto detailer, and I clean my car regularly. The moral of the story is to just clean up after yourselves ya degenerates
the power to control crap
Badger is the best!
30 year old era in gaming... imagine being in your 40s
le sigh~
Rushin Badjur
8:48 so you're saying that the recoil of the gau-8 can make an warthog fall? Just give it more engines.