Strong Acids Never Go Back Together (We Are Never Getting Back Together Chemistry Parody)

What are the strong acids? What is the difference between strong and weak acids? Why the heck are weak acids called weak when they hold together more than the strong acids? Lyrics by Victor Chen, music by Taylor Swift. Thanks to Mrs. Aguilar and Ms. Ladle for camera work. Thanks to Mr. Bingamon and Ms. A. Williams for puppeteer work.