Shad, im sure you've seen castello di amorosa in california. Its mostly authentic, though built with concrete and rebar in the walls, with rock/brick cladding throughout. What do you think of that type of construction? Do you consider it authentic enough to build in that manner? Probably saved alot of money and is stronger.
I'm pretty sure he built most of it before surgery. But yeah, sheesh Shad. Barely out of surgery and doing archery and construction projects. Be careful.
I just imagine that shad will be like 90 years old, hosting a medival festival, sitting on a massive throne in the middle of a huge castle baily raising his hands and just bellowing "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"
Well you see son, there was this man named Shad who got rich and decided to use his money to build castles, the construction workers were very confused and probably a bit scared since he would keep showing up screaming about machicolations and asking random people what the implications of dragons would be in a given scenario, he also carried a sword everywhere he went. I don't think asked questions and if anyone did I don't what happened to them.
Now: "I've built a castle, sort of." A few years later: "I've built a castle to live in." A couple more years: "I've built a RenFaire around my castle home." A couple more years: "I've built Honorguard!" Not long after: "Honorguard is too small, so we are expanding."
"This is only the beginning", he says, thinking of the underground dungeon where he keeps his army of dragons with integrated biological machicolations.
Shad: "I built a castle!!" The neighbors: "He's at it again, this time he's made a castle" Shad: "You know what these are" The neighbors: "What are they?" Shad: "MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!!"
Old Lady Neighbor: "Www...what diddd the youuung man just say Hubbbbby? Old Man Neighbor: "Uhh... Mr. Shave, could you... what was it... uh... could you please repeat that? Shad: "Certainly." (inhales deeply) ... ... "MAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!" (pause, gasping for air) ... "Better?" Old Man and Old Women Neighbor: "Better."
Children: Mommy mommy!!!! Can we PLEASE go to the neighbors castle Mother: No kids, he will take you prisoner of war. It already happened to your uncle Todd.
Shad's neighbours: "That Shad is a great dad... He's built a castle play area for his kids!!" Shad: "What do you mean? Oh.. The castle... yes for my kids.... For my kids obviously... Why would a grown man need a castle to play in? Ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Teacher: "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" Kid 1: "I wanna be an astronaut!" Kid 2: "I wanna be a scientist!" Kid 3: "I wanna be a singer!" Shad: "I wanna have hundreds of medieval swords and build a giant actual castle and have battles in it!"
Shad videos in 2019: I created a back scabbard for my sword Shad videos in 2020: How I built a castle Shad videos in 2021: How I took over Australia with 80 archers, 30 men at arms and 200 emus
Historians in the year 3020. “We now think that Europeans arrived in Australia far earlier than initially anticipated due to the recently discovered castle there”.
Wait, we've just found a video made by some mad lad who wanted to build a castle, so he did that... We are not sure if this man was mentally unstable or just something far greater than we can imagine.
look up castell coch, and the 3rd marquess of bute (john crichton-stuart) a crazy rich guy in the 1800s who decided to build a castle just down the road from where I live lol (we also have a real medieval castle not far from that... heck we have hundreds here in wales )
There is a castle in Missouri. It’s in the Ozark near Branson so it’s defensive probably only ever seen it off in the distance. Never been there it’s away from most of Branson. Actually I think it’s outside of Branson.
first castle: a wall with two towers and a port on half-size just for the laundry. second castle: a home that looks like a scale, really big though. third castle: just a mostly timber build, small castle. Looks really authentic for stuff like fairs, weddings and schools to go too. fourth castle: Shad: "I build Honorguard!"
No... No!... NOOOO! First, he began training soldiers (Can I teach a noob to sword fight), then he started experimenting with ranged weapons (the 3 or so videos about archery), and now he's built a CASTLE!
@@_boney I don't understand...? Why would Lord Shad feel the need to conquer his vassals? I'd expect them to happily follow their Lord's command when conquering the rest of Australia though!
its not that strange, since that documentary where they found out that some australian guy has a better claim to the british throne then the actual queen ^^
Lindybeige, Metatron, Scholagladatoria: I want a suit of full plate armor. Skallagrim: Know what, I just want a helmet. Shad: I am going to build a castle with Machicolations!!!!!!
I was watching "The Wizard of Oz" the other day, and when the film showed an exterior shot of the Wicked Witch of the West's castle, I immediately thought, "I wonder if Shad would find this place particularly defensible!"
When you said you designed your dream home, my thought was, “Oh god what will the missus think?” Then you said she likes cottages and you like castles so incorporated both. You didn’t just marry well my friend. You married perfectly.
You know that whole thing about "videogames making your kids grow up violent"? Well, truth is that's crap, but videogames DO make your kids grow up castle builders, apparently.
I can imagine his kids wanting to play in the castle with their friends and Shad is up in the tower like "No! this is MY castle! MACHICOLATIOOOONSSS!!!!"
Shad, this is beautiful; I'm literally getting glassy eyes, Its great to see someone attempting something so grand and ambitious. You're serving as an inspiration to all of us to keep trying to achieve our dreams.
@@maxmottram8612 As someone in Australia... I can't wait. gimme a sword and I'll fight for my king. And promptly get shot by the military. Worth a try though
I'd love to visit Shad just to hang out with him, but throw in a castle or a castle like mansion and I think I'd be buying that plane ticket quite quickly.
Thank you, Shad, for sharing your dreams with us! Love your dream home! A couple of thoughts/suggestions - take them for what they are worth: I saw the common bathroom on the first floor lets out right into the dining area... You might consider moving that a little more out of the way, or sooner or later a guest is going to really embarrass themselves, and... inconvenience your other guests. Unless maybe you have a really excellent ventilation system. Years ago I went with a group of friends to visit another friend in his condo, and one of the friends had a really unfortunate time in the bathroom... Well, the bathroom exhaust fan vented out into the living/dining area, and left all of us gasping for air, and trying not to look green when she came out of the bathroom. Just something to consider. Also, if you are going to the trouble of building a castle, why not leave some space for: secret passages! 8-D And lastly, I didn't catch you listing one of the rooms as an armory - I think you'll be needing that. ^_^ Thank you again for including us along in your exploits and adventures, and may your dreams come to fruition!
Mans really just opened up his heart and showed off his dreams to his subscribers, showing how much he cares for us and this content. We truly do not deserve you, Shad. You a swordsman, and a scholar
Dude... imagine being a distant relative of shad and meeting him for the first time. “Okay son, time to see your uncle!” “Okay dad.” “Oh, how are we gonna pack the siege weapons in the car?” “Sorry what?”
@@Thewolfobsessedgamer that must be Soo cool for the children to be able to visit a castle their uncle had built. Although this scenario is probably more realistic for the grandchildren.
"I BUILT A CASTLE!" .... This wasn't uploaded on April Fools you know.... D: Just wanna remind you to look into building regulations in the area (if you haven't already). My dad's been fixing up our house lately, and there are really strict laws about how thick the insulation in the basement has to be, what the spacing is between the deck and the railings, etc. I love the idea of building castles, and I trust your architectural knowledge, but the laws can be pretty finicky sometimes :/
@Microwave I'm not sure how it works in other countries, to be fair. But in Canada, we have to get houses inspected before we get a permit to live in them. I doubt anyone would come in for a random check-up, but when you want to move in to a new house, or get permission to work on your house, it has to get looked at first
@@coryman125 I work the trades. Roughly 1/3 of homes are not to code. I've seen nationally based roofing companies not pull permits ffs! Even tricked a homeowner with a building "inspector" who wasn't from the city, but in-house. Just because the company is large and well known, does not mean they're doing things legally. Quite a shame.
I’m just imagining Shad stood on the Castle after the video bellowing across the neighbourhood, “Henceforth, thou shall refer to me, your liege Lord, as Shad the Conquerer, Duke of Melbourne, King of Victoria, Imperial Majesty of the Holy Australian Empire, Scourge of the Bogans and...brother of Jazza.”
Florian Australia is probably closer to America where there are places you can get a lot of land very cheap. It’s a benefit to living in a big country.
"don't want to upset the neighbors too much" says the man building a castle next to them, walking in gamberson and often seen carrying swords and warbows hahaha
If the modern government collapse because of the pandemic. The neighbors of the man with a sword collection in a country where guns are banned just might do that.
Shad's next door neighbours.. Neighbours wife: "Erm Honey.. he's in the garden again.." Neighbours husband: "is he swinging swords about again?" NW: "He's made a flipping castle." NH: "He's what? You serious?" NW: "When are we moving? We need to go before he ends up doing full on re-enactments" NH: "Oh he won't go that far.. not after that cross bow bolt landed in our garden and I waved my finger at him" NW: "Five guys just arrived dressed up as orcs..."
Take out a $5 million dollar loan, build a house like this, sell it for $10 million, repay your loan and build this home a second time in order to live in
Shad Fact: Shad has met only one other with his equivalent power. And he married her.
😂 ❤
That's sweet
Be careful shad, beware of the french
Equivilant power? You're a brave man to claim your wife isn't superior.
Shad, im sure you've seen castello di amorosa in california. Its mostly authentic, though built with concrete and rebar in the walls, with rock/brick cladding throughout. What do you think of that type of construction? Do you consider it authentic enough to build in that manner? Probably saved alot of money and is stronger.
It doesn’t matter that its not a real castle. What matters is that it has machicolations
MAAAASHIIIIICOLAAIIICHOOOOONSSSS!!!
This made me laugh because it is true :D :D :D
@David Soyele oh man...you've got some catching up to do
@David Soyele U poor little thing! Machocolations are a way off life!
*WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS*
Other UA-camrs: "I'll just use a green screen."
Shad: "Nope. That's peasant talk. Watch this!"
Shad: "HOLD MY ALE!"
Shad: Greenscreen? Is this some sort of peasant joke i'm to awsome to understand?
"Hold my back scabbard"
Ha, was just about the type the same thing.
anyone know where shad lives?
Someone: "a man's home is his castle"
Shad: Interesting...
Shad: a man's castle is his home!
First thing I thought 😁
A Shad man has castles in his home.
A man castle has a Shad as his home.
A castle’s home has a Shad his man.
Shad: it's not a mansion
Also Shad: Constructs plans for a small village.
Shad: I'm in the hospital for surgery.
Shad five minutes later: I built a castle!
God bless you, you crazy [expletive deleted]
I'm pretty sure he built most of it before surgery. But yeah, sheesh Shad. Barely out of surgery and doing archery and construction projects. Be careful.
why did you censor Aussie?
@@avroarchitect1793 not Aussie. One of the Stereotypes of Aussies is that they curse a lot.
@@grahamturner2640 i didnt know we sent witches to Australia but ok
@@captainkenzie6873 I never heard of witches of bad words
I just imagine that shad will be like 90 years old, hosting a medival festival, sitting on a massive throne in the middle of a huge castle baily raising his hands and just bellowing "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"
Isn't that just Medieval Times?
It's high time Australia enters the medieval era. Emu knights are going to be awesome.
I went in there once for summer and oh boy, I rooted for the two losing teams of the day :,D
But it was still amazing
*fanfare plays triumphantly
* Reads the title *
Well, it was only a matter of time before this would happen.
Frankly I expected it sooner.
Other youtubers with clickbait sitting in front of their lego castle
Shad: "now this looks like a job for me"
Future Australians “why do we have so many castles around?”
Well you see son, there was this man named Shad who got rich and decided to use his money to build castles, the construction workers were very confused and probably a bit scared since he would keep showing up screaming about machicolations and asking random people what the implications of dragons would be in a given scenario, he also carried a sword everywhere he went. I don't think asked questions and if anyone did I don't what happened to them.
*Shad proceeds to have at least ONE castle built in every city in Australia*
As an Australian I would not be upset by this
@@orderofdusk2382 LOL
And all at one spot, archeologist will be confused.
Now: "I've built a castle, sort of."
A few years later: "I've built a castle to live in."
A couple more years: "I've built a RenFaire around my castle home."
A couple more years: "I've built Honorguard!"
Not long after: "Honorguard is too small, so we are expanding."
"Honorguard is too small so we're conquering the neighboring suburbs."
And so began the legend of High King Shad and his dynasty over Australia.
@@AzureSkyCiel Glory to King Shad! Long may he live!
Winterfell 1:1 scale when??
He is going to end up with a castle the size of winterfell
A few decades after that he owns half the world. War between Britain, America and whatever countries are left must fight the shemporer
"This is only the beginning", he says, thinking of the underground dungeon where he keeps his army of dragons with integrated biological machicolations.
So thats were he keeps his secret workers that forge his weapons
Dont forget the pommels.
@Hermon the great @Alan Salas and their abillity to shout WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS!?
"integrated biological machicolations"?
I think those are called "a.s holes"
@@hubertnnn I was thinking more like some kind of keratin structure on their back but, uhh, you do you man.
Shad: "I built a castle!!"
The neighbors: "He's at it again, this time he's made a castle"
Shad: "You know what these are"
The neighbors: "What are they?"
Shad: "MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!!"
Andrew Hurthibise
I want someone to make that into an animation
Old Lady Neighbor: "Www...what diddd the youuung man just say Hubbbbby?
Old Man Neighbor: "Uhh... Mr. Shave, could you... what was it... uh... could you please repeat that?
Shad: "Certainly."
(inhales deeply)
...
...
"MAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
(pause, gasping for air)
...
"Better?"
Old Man and Old Women Neighbor: "Better."
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Children: Mommy mommy!!!! Can we PLEASE go to the neighbors castle Mother: No kids, he will take you prisoner of war. It already happened to your uncle Todd.
poor todd has been gone for 5 weeks.
DKM poor toad, if they don't pay the ransom he will be executed
I like how your contractor didn't say "Why are you building a castle?". He just goes, "Yeah, we can do that."
He's getting paid, no reason to ask why your client is fortifying his backyard.
His first thought was probably "oh please, not stonework..."
Actually, it's a pretty typical aussie response.
@@ScottKenny1978
*touch touch*
"Oh thank god it's fake. I'm in."
Shad's neighbours: "That Shad is a great dad... He's built a castle play area for his kids!!"
Shad: "What do you mean? Oh.. The castle... yes for my kids.... For my kids obviously... Why would a grown man need a castle to play in? Ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Now, remember, this is not even a month after his FIRST surgery. ITS NOT EVEN HIS FINAL FORM O_o
Cybernetically enhanced shad would be unstoppable!
@@vaderbuckeye36 super saiyan god super saiyan Shad can Thanos-snap castles into existence.
@@thehellhound8582 now i think of him just summoning a spirit bomb but its just a big machiculation he beats you with
This is great, and is exactly the kinda comment I'd make, good on you.
@@thehellhound8582 Imagine him being a year/day in the hyperbolic time chamber training all sorts of sword- and archery?
Also Shad: *Pecking Order*
When you will finish building I think you're going to be famous as an air bnb
I would totally pay to sleep in this gorgeous house.
Clicking on this video
What I expected: “MACHICOLATIOOOONSSA!”
What I got: Shad nerding out about his dream home.
I actually prefer it this way.
Teacher: "so what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Kid 1: "I wanna be an astronaut!"
Kid 2: "I wanna be a scientist!"
Kid 3: "I wanna be a singer!"
Shad: "I wanna have hundreds of medieval swords and build a giant actual castle and have battles in it!"
I was number 3 and 4.
I like the shape of you coment for some reason
Teacher: "oh shad, be realistic"
A giant actual castle you say?
2 and 4 for me XD
I suggest you call it the
“Shad-teau”
Needs to happen
We need more likes
Shadsylvania
This
The puns are too op
Shad litterly has the best Wife, she lets him build castles in the garden, shad is living proof that true love exists!
Well...I’d do that too! I can’t find a guy who likes this stuff- are there no nerds in Colorado?!!!?
@@mamavswild Maybe extend your search radius to neighbouring states? Good luck!
@@mamavswild just not nerds with the resources
Shad videos in 2019: I created a back scabbard for my sword
Shad videos in 2020: How I built a castle
Shad videos in 2021: How I took over Australia with 80 archers, 30 men at arms and 200 emus
Mary Mortem Emu cavalry strong, fast, and highly effective as seen in their previous victory in the Great Emu War
@@wizardpig02 "If our Tanks had the bullet capacity of the Emu, we would have an unstoppable force."
-Oversimplified, The Great Emu War
"And my brother, Sir Jazza, led the cavalry-"
@@giboi03 I'd love to see Jazza leading an emu cavalry charge, that would be epic !! 😁
This thread XD
Shad once said "I have castles to build!". Apparently he wasn't joking.
5 years later:
Somewhere in Australia,
*"MACHICOLATIONS"*
Peasants: "Lord Shad is up already?"
Oh boy! Can I be a peasant with Shad as my lord!?!? Can I can I can I!!??!!
Can I be the squire?
I'll gladly be the Lady in Waiting!
@@ricflouvensteiner3958 can I be a Knight?
@@chimken_bot6625
Sure thing just don't make me clean the stable
Shad: "Hey honey, check out our FUTURE HOME!"
Shad's Wife: *visibly sweating*
@Dylan Hunter Chua With bricks then, because they won't burn down unlike wood plus absorbs heat from the sun (or in this case i guess firebreathe).
“Hun does it have a nice kitchen?” Shad’s with glassy eyes “I HAS A STONE BASEMENT! 😍” 😂🤪 forgive my fanfiction
Historians in the year 3020.
“We now think that Europeans arrived in Australia far earlier than initially anticipated due to the recently discovered castle there”.
Wait, we've just found a video made by some mad lad who wanted to build a castle, so he did that...
We are not sure if this man was mentally unstable or just something far greater than we can imagine.
look up castell coch, and the 3rd marquess of bute (john crichton-stuart) a crazy rich guy in the 1800s who decided to build a castle just down the road from where I live lol (we also have a real medieval castle not far from that... heck we have hundreds here in wales )
There is a castle in Missouri. It’s in the Ozark near Branson so it’s defensive probably only ever seen it off in the distance. Never been there it’s away from most of Branson. Actually I think it’s outside of Branson.
Your sure its not a polygonal military fort?
Order of Dusk more like: this man in particular transcends all humans and recreated medieval ages in the future
Imagine being the cool kid at school who has a *castle* in their backyard
Until highschool maybe
@@IronDruids that all depends on Australian Prom.
first castle: a wall with two towers and a port on half-size just for the laundry.
second castle: a home that looks like a scale, really big though.
third castle: just a mostly timber build, small castle. Looks really authentic for stuff like fairs, weddings and schools to go too.
fourth castle: Shad: "I build Honorguard!"
A real life Honorguard would be beautiful
Kids: Watching movie in private cinema
Shad one floor up in the recording studio: MACHICOLATIOOOOOOONNNNS!!!!!!
Mrs. shad: “where are you shad?”
Shad: “I’m in the tower dear”
Mrs. shad: “which one!?”
The Dungeon!
@@darthlloyd3545 do you mean the donjon?
@@alansalas1880 I do indeed.
"Honey, the Neighbour did something again..."
"What, was he out with his swords again?"
"I think it is better if you see for yourself."
No... No!... NOOOO!
First, he began training soldiers (Can I teach a noob to sword fight), then he started experimenting with ranged weapons (the 3 or so videos about archery), and now he's built a CASTLE!
@@Dragonspirit223 oh yeah... it's all coming together
@@Dragonspirit223 next vidio: i raised my on Army and counquerd the neiberhood
@@_boney I don't understand...? Why would Lord Shad feel the need to conquer his vassals? I'd expect them to happily follow their Lord's command when conquering the rest of Australia though!
@@Heroesflorian since we never seen his vassals bring him money and food as tibute they cant be that loyal. Maybe a royal guard out of patreons
Shad is unironically trying to become a medieval lord in modern times
But less awful, good on you
I pledge my sword to lord Shad.
its not that strange, since that documentary where they found out that some australian guy has a better claim to the british throne then the actual queen ^^
@@SomeGuy1117 I second this pledge
Needs a moat.
With alligators.
And lava.
...
Fire breathing alligators in a lava moat!
or just regular alligators mounted by Florida man
and lightning sharks.
Salt water crocodiles 🐊 and moat that is twice as wide as an Olympic athlete can jump.
He is Austrailian so that will probably work as a pool aswell.
Whata bout the Lazers?
Lindybeige, Metatron, Scholagladatoria: I want a suit of full plate armor.
Skallagrim: Know what, I just want a helmet.
Shad: I am going to build a castle with Machicolations!!!!!!
Me: *Doing nothing*
Shad: I BUILT A CASTLE
Me: *HAPPY CRUSADER NOISES*
"Its only a model"
*Shhhhhhhhh!!!*
@Jacob Moffatt What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
@@theprussian4616 African or European?
@Jacob Moffatt Wait what? AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaah
@@theprussian4616 Monty Python is a god
“What did you do over the school holidays?”
“We stayed at Grandpa Shad’s castle.”
“Do you mean house? Or mansion?”
“No. It’s a castle.”
I was the sixty ninth like and am proud.
Imagen trying to sell this place
@@jakescrolls6888 would probably yield a high price
*proceeds to show a picture* "See? A castle."
@@jakescrolls6888 Who would want to sell this,
this is a work of art, it's heartwarming...
"We're Mormons, what do you expect?" Broke me
Government:" stay at home cause of corona virus"
Other people: *bored at home*
Shad: "so this is my new castle"
lionlj when you live in a castle you don’t need to worry about staying home.
In America, we say "a man's home is his castle."
In Australia, Shad actually does something about it!
I've been writing.
Still bored, sure. But I've been getting some stuff done.
I never stayed home. Never wore a mask. I don't follow tyrranical dictates.
Neither should you.
Shad: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Me: I spit in your general direction!
God dang it. You beat be to it.
Indeed sir. Though I am fairly sure it was "fart" and not "spit"
I burst my pimpels at you at call your door-opening-request a SILLY THING!
I was watching "The Wizard of Oz" the other day, and when the film showed an exterior shot of the Wicked Witch of the West's castle, I immediately thought, "I wonder if Shad would find this place particularly defensible!"
“Who was the architect of this great fortress?”
“Jeff.”
sir Jeff The Builder
not even Jeffry or anything like that. just *jeff*
Sir Jeff, erector of the first keep
You are also forgetting about Matt
There are some who call me... Jeff
When you said you designed your dream home, my thought was, “Oh god what will the missus think?” Then you said she likes cottages and you like castles so incorporated both. You didn’t just marry well my friend. You married perfectly.
Lord Shad has just made the first castle in Australian history and he's already planning on Empire building. You make old Britain proud.
The line of Shad is the true heir of Rome!
There are... sort of castles in Australia... but like Shad said, they're not very good.
"I don't want to upset the neighbours too much"
Says the man who built a castle in his backyard.
I mean if my neighbour had a castle for his home , right next to my home , I won't be upset at all.
Teacher: "And what do you want to do when your older, shad?"
Shad: "I wanna live in a castle!"
Teacher: "Oh that's sweet."
A couple of years later:
*"The first of many that I want to build"*
When a Man takes Minecraft too seriously
😂😂😂
You can never take Minecraft too seriously...
Then the it blow up by a creeper
You know that whole thing about "videogames making your kids grow up violent"? Well, truth is that's crap, but videogames DO make your kids grow up castle builders, apparently.
Or Medieval Engineers.
Shad: builds a castle in the back yard.
Shad: I don't want to upset the neighbours, to much.
LOL
Imagine Future archeologists finding this after 1000’s of years
they'd be so confused I love it.
Shad T posing in front of his castle in the thumbnail is the most powerful thing I’ve seen in years.
He's asserting dominance against everyone watching and he's going to take our countries over
I can see a future video with Jazza: "Can I teach a Noob to siege a Castle?"
followed swiftly by Jazza using it as the surface for his next graffiti episode. Brothers
alt title: I throw insults at my bro for about an hour
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
Imagine being a kid with a friends house like this.
imagine being a kid with his dad'a house like this.
I can imagine his kids wanting to play in the castle with their friends and Shad is up in the tower like "No! this is MY castle! MACHICOLATIOOOONSSS!!!!"
An adult asking Chads son, where he lives. "You see that castle down the road madam, that's our house"
Everyone would want to be their friend
There's like 20 bedrooms, his kids can bring all their friends
Edit: his HOUSE has gender-specific bathrooms in the home cinema.
The fact that your dream house includes a place for your mom to live just warms my heart so much. It’s just so sweet, I cried a little bit
I love how crazy these dreams are. I'm often scared of realizing my dreams for being too crazy, but Shad you give me hope.
"The world is being ravaged by a pandemic. I can't go outside. What to do? Write a book... No already did that... I know I'll build a castle!"
-Shad
Shad, this is beautiful; I'm literally getting glassy eyes, Its great to see someone attempting something so grand and ambitious. You're serving as an inspiration to all of us to keep trying to achieve our dreams.
21:41
"Why 8?
Well, hey, I've got 4 kids.
Probably gonna have more."
Legend.
Legacy wins in the end.
Fact: the magical password to get into the castle is MACHICOLATIONS yelled at the top of your lungs.
Shad few weeks back:
"I can barely walk"
Shad now:
"I built a castle"
I am glad you getting better!
Shad in a few weeks: “I conquered Australia!”
@@maxmottram8612 As someone in Australia... I can't wait. gimme a sword and I'll fight for my king. And promptly get shot by the military. Worth a try though
That surgery removed his limiter.
He can't be stopped any more!
@@murphysaburningdeathtrap4983 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUN-
@@ThePigeon5734 shad being the TF2 sniper
"I am the king of Australia"
Shad builds a castle:
"LET ME SHOW YOU ITS ... MACHICOLATIONS!"
Let him show you what he came up with!
Laughs in german
Machilations are a kind of feature
INSTANT HELMS DEEP
5:29 "Standing on a Castle wall, quoting Monty Python."
That has got to be a bucket list moment.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!?!
Not at all! They could be carried.
If/When you build that castle, I swear I will fly down to Australia just to see it.
I'd love to visit Shad just to hang out with him, but throw in a castle or a castle like mansion and I think I'd be buying that plane ticket quite quickly.
We all will
Not alone in that!
Who wouldn't want to?
I guess he could open a very successful castle hotel.
My Brain: don't say it
My common sense: don't say it
Me: *"MACHICOOOLAATIONNNNNNNNNZAAAAAAAAAA"*
Lennart Malsch I lowered the volume because I was expecting Shad to yell “MACHICOOLATIONNNNNS” and I didn’t want to damage my ears...
The neighbors: Oh gosh darn it not him again
I love how joyous he is about it and how wholesome his grand scheme is
I really do believe that this kind of joy is the power that lets men achive their dreams.
Idea : How about in one of those "commercial" castles you'd have a courtyard/room for some sort of historical martial arts club to train in?
If he gets the like business but he could run classes on how to sword fight
Shad’s Kids: “Dad you’re building us a new play castle!”
Shad: “No, this is mine castle. MINE!!”
Shad: (mumbles) ...But, you may borrow it.
That's the kind of father I want to begin
And an epic siege ensues.
Then they lay siege to it!
Shad’s Kids: “Get the trebuchet!”
How many machicolations you want in your castle?
Shad: Yes
All of them.
Passerby: “how many machicolations are there?”
Shad: “enough”
Shad writes a book, few months later has a castle...
Me: Starts writing a book!
I had no idea fantasy books sell that well lol
"I would ask to borrow my neighbors lawnmower but i laid siege to his garage last tuesday and i fear he may rally the peasantry against me"
Other People: "No one builds castles in their back yard, that's silly!"
Shad: "Hold my mead..."
Shad doesn't drink so this doesn't quite work, but I can't figure out a better one. Wassail maybe?
“Hold my holy water..”
“Hold my leg of pork”
Hold my rootbeer
@@Inquisitor_Vex we don't have that. Holy water, I mean
Shad if you’re ever going to build something that extravagant you should find room for a forge and foundry.
Me: Shad can’t become anymore of a badass
Shad: hold my castle
"go big, or go home" :D
Or in your case: do both at the same time.
Quarantine-life:
Gaming
Reading
Plying guitar
Cooking
...BUILDING A CASTLE IN MY BACKYARD!
Shad's neighbor: Honey? Our neighbor...
Shad's neighbors partner: What did he do now?
Shad's neighbor: He built a castle...
Shad's neighbors partner: Trebuchet, dear?
Shad: I have a surgery
Also Shad: I'VE BUILT A CASTLE!
Holy, that escalate quickly
King Arthur: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: it’s only a model.
Shad: "I don't want to upset the neighbors too much"
Also Shad: Builds a hobbit castle in his back yard.
Post apocalyptic Australia:
A barren wasteland reminiscent of Mad Max... except the lands protected by the castles and warriors loyal to Lord Shad.
So basically just Australia with less people.
I'm moving to Australia to swear vassalage to Lord Shad
@@Vigamadur I thought more people?
@@krvproductions6642 Mind if I join you, comrade?
Never before have I clicked so fast. Shad built a castle? Yes please
Thank you, Shad, for sharing your dreams with us! Love your dream home! A couple of thoughts/suggestions - take them for what they are worth: I saw the common bathroom on the first floor lets out right into the dining area... You might consider moving that a little more out of the way, or sooner or later a guest is going to really embarrass themselves, and... inconvenience your other guests. Unless maybe you have a really excellent ventilation system. Years ago I went with a group of friends to visit another friend in his condo, and one of the friends had a really unfortunate time in the bathroom... Well, the bathroom exhaust fan vented out into the living/dining area, and left all of us gasping for air, and trying not to look green when she came out of the bathroom. Just something to consider.
Also, if you are going to the trouble of building a castle, why not leave some space for: secret passages! 8-D
And lastly, I didn't catch you listing one of the rooms as an armory - I think you'll be needing that. ^_^
Thank you again for including us along in your exploits and adventures, and may your dreams come to fruition!
Mans really just opened up his heart and showed off his dreams to his subscribers, showing how much he cares for us and this content. We truly do not deserve you, Shad. You a swordsman, and a scholar
Dude... imagine being a distant relative of shad and meeting him for the first time.
“Okay son, time to see your uncle!”
“Okay dad.”
“Oh, how are we gonna pack the siege weapons in the car?”
“Sorry what?”
I mean Jazza has a kid so it's not too far from the truth :3
@@Thewolfobsessedgamer I still have a hard time remembering that they are brothers 😂 I actually thought it was a joke when I first heard of it
@@Thewolfobsessedgamer He is SO going to besiege him whenever he comes around.
@@Thewolfobsessedgamer that must be Soo cool for the children to be able to visit a castle their uncle had built.
Although this scenario is probably more realistic for the grandchildren.
A trebuchet on the hanger.
shad has learned the sword, now the bow, now shad will control land protected by castle. the shad nation shall rise.
"I need to get the property"
*New Zealand: Why do I hear Renaissance Music?*
Just imagine shad sailing to conqer New Zealand with his 1m subs promising eachone of them a castle
To arms lads
As a Kiwi, I'd welcome this. I'd be your traitor within the walls.
"My son builds computers and leaves junk EVERYWHERE how about yours?"
"Oh he does the same, except its castles and medieval weapons."
The door between the library and upstairs should defintiely be a secret one, hidden behind a bookshelf
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model."
"Shhh!"
Paul Earp
Patsy got instant karma tho :’(
Most appropriate comment lol
"I BUILT A CASTLE!"
.... This wasn't uploaded on April Fools you know.... D:
Just wanna remind you to look into building regulations in the area (if you haven't already). My dad's been fixing up our house lately, and there are really strict laws about how thick the insulation in the basement has to be, what the spacing is between the deck and the railings, etc. I love the idea of building castles, and I trust your architectural knowledge, but the laws can be pretty finicky sometimes :/
@Microwave I'm not sure how it works in other countries, to be fair. But in Canada, we have to get houses inspected before we get a permit to live in them. I doubt anyone would come in for a random check-up, but when you want to move in to a new house, or get permission to work on your house, it has to get looked at first
@@coryman125
I work the trades. Roughly 1/3 of homes are not to code. I've seen nationally based roofing companies not pull permits ffs! Even tricked a homeowner with a building "inspector" who wasn't from the city, but in-house.
Just because the company is large and well known, does not mean they're doing things legally.
Quite a shame.
I’m just imagining Shad stood on the Castle after the video bellowing across the neighbourhood, “Henceforth, thou shall refer to me, your liege Lord, as Shad the Conquerer, Duke of Melbourne, King of Victoria, Imperial Majesty of the Holy Australian Empire, Scourge of the Bogans and...brother of Jazza.”
He just cut that out of the video
Doesn't QEII hold some of titles?
@@WeedMIC Guess she will need to besiege the castle then
I was born too late to see a medieval castle, but I was born just in time to see Shad's castle
Antonio González There are a plenty in Europe
It’s even better
@@arckocsog253 That's true, in my country (Spain) there are a lot of them, I was clearly joking
Next up on Shadiversity:
Greetings, Im Shad, and ive just crowned myself King of Australia.
I guess the Queen would like to have a word with him at this point xD
@@madebyMrP as long as he swears fealty to her...
Oh, if only.
Lord Shadiversity of Australia a vassal of the Queen of England
Omg I laughed way too hard at this hahahahaha
23:00 "For me looking to the future"
You'll declare sovereignty and build a global Castle Empire.
Shad: "I've designed my own dream home."
...links to the Honorguard video.
That was my first thought too.
"4 or 5 million? Not to worry"
Dragons like Smaug will give all the good we need
I was gonna ask..But what about dragons in the comments until I read this. Well played.
I don't know how the prices in australia are, but in germany the price would probably be around 20-30 Million. Just the Building. No Furniture.
Florian Australia is probably closer to America where there are places you can get a lot of land very cheap. It’s a benefit to living in a big country.
@@bcfb21 Its not about the land the land itself would be just a small part
@@Florian-pc4kj That is a lot
"don't want to upset the neighbors too much" says the man building a castle next to them, walking in gamberson and often seen carrying swords and warbows hahaha
He never said he didn't want to upset them, just that he didn't want to do it, "too much".
@@darkrite9000 next he is going to wall the area and demand taxes to protect them from raiders hahaha
Don’t forget !!MATRICULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the modern government collapse because of the pandemic. The neighbors of the man with a sword collection in a country where guns are banned just might do that.
All that is needed in the description: “I like castles”
Shad's next door neighbours..
Neighbours wife: "Erm Honey.. he's in the garden again.."
Neighbours husband: "is he swinging swords about again?"
NW: "He's made a flipping castle."
NH: "He's what? You serious?"
NW: "When are we moving? We need to go before he ends up doing full on re-enactments"
NH: "Oh he won't go that far.. not after that cross bow bolt landed in our garden and I waved my finger at him"
NW: "Five guys just arrived dressed up as orcs..."
Smurf Masher
There are priests walking in his garden blessing the harvest... With a fingerbone???
And now a lot of dragons just showed up hide the sheep.
NW: "Honey, he's laying siege to our backyard again"
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Shad does not sow, he lets you do the job and then his priests WOLOLO the harvest to his cause.
Orcs? Mr.Shad, you have my sword...
When your dad is a historian and he's going through a midlife crisis:
Lol
Lmao
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's just a model..."
"SHH!"
Never mind, tis a silly place.
A few more books to provide more funding and a bit more land, might result in Shad trying to build Camelot. Oh god's what have I just done.
*da dadadadun!!!* WE'RE THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, WE DANCE WHENE'RE WE'RE ABLE...
Take out a $5 million dollar loan, build a house like this, sell it for $10 million, repay your loan and build this home a second time in order to live in
if only banks gave that much loan to anyone