@@jptrol4959 I mean I wanted to make a steam guide but it isn't working for me so I guess I'm gonna keep it to myself, too simple to need a full youtube video imo
5:04 It's important to note that you switch your character back to the dumb robot because if you confront the friendly stray as the stray from earlier, he'll call the cops on you and you'll go to jail, but at least you'll have a fair trial unlike the street clanker- i mean cleaner...im not robotist i swear.
OMG I WAS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS LEVEL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT TO CHANGE MY CHARACTER I THOUGHT V2 WAS THE STRONGEST so glad I didn't pick up the revolver, it would have made backtracking with the chaos emerald too hard considering I would have the marksman revolver
dude thank you so muchhhhh i was stuck on this level for SOOO LONG because i picked up the revolver and 4 big black minos primes spawned and used their move called "gun" to kill me
Thanks, helped a lot however, now im stuck in 0-2, can you make a tutorial on how to beat this level? This enemy called "earthmover" keeps spawning in and killing all my runs.
It’s Earthmover that keeps spawning for you? For me this creature named the “Pandemonium” (found it thru this weird fish guy that keeps replacing my death screen) keeps spawning randomly and i have to go to a Soul Orb spot to avoid been seen otherwise it rushes me down at Mach 9 and kills me
That's strange. On my side, i always get an encounter with a "zomboss" on a gigantic mecha. He keeps freezing me and then crushing me with a giant fireball
this video hurt my bones seeing you blast jump off of the rockets instead of rocket riding, even though i KNOW this is supposed to be a joke video, pained me
Instructions unclear, now I have a DESTROY! in my hands and a JUDGEMENT in my irl room, when I enter 0-1 there's a SIZE 2 Instead of a revolver, I think it's a glitch, please Hakita fix your game. But I got free make-up, topcrop, cool gloves that don't cover most of the palm and fingers, a nice skirt, cute panties and thigh highs Also the revolver I picked didn't picked up keeps saying to stay hydrated, do I have to read between the lines or something or is "Stay hydrated!" Just that?
If JUDGEMENT is in your room it is probably because you will be judged for killing those strays, I suggest finding a good lawyer, maybe even use that size 2 fish instead of money
@@Gabriel_Ultrakill You need to reconstruct the puddle of blood into V2, you must do it secretly because if you get caught Hakita will throw a comically large anvil at V2.
In case you’re wondering, picking up the revolver the first time you see it will spawn five red centipedes that electrocute you instantly, whereas picking it up when you see it the third time spawns Dante from the hit video game franchise Devil May Cry to style on you. If you fight Maurice 2.0 5000 Deluxe before you give the ruby to the friendly filth, he deletes your conscience from your body. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you.
Switch your character to streetcleaner, flamethrower fuel is infinite. You can also try to lure the archvile to the minefield. Hope this helps you in achieving your G-Rank!
Instructions unclear, caught Size 2 fish accidentally
I officially declare this witchcraft
HOW
YOU MUST TELL US, HOW
@@jptrol4959 I mean I wanted to make a steam guide but it isn't working for me so I guess I'm gonna keep it to myself, too simple to need a full youtube video imo
He said accidentally, guys
Tutorial on how to beat P-2 on brutal:
1. Delete Ultrakill
thanks for not typing first btw
wrong, chainsaw sisyphus to death! (its the only possible way)
@@RyomenOppenheimer-iw3pj this is how i got my p-rank on brutal p-2 lol
@@ghosty2287 me too lmfao, I couldn't beat Sisyphus regularly so I had to resort to that
You should have told me this before some other guy told me the easiest method was to blow up my computer
"We're gonna need to skip the revolver, so go to 1-4 and use the revolver to get the knucklebla-"
*What fucking revolver-*
Manifest your own revolver
@@CertifiableGuyBUT DON’T PICK IT UP
immediately right after successfully skipping the revolver: pull out newly pick- wait wha-
The One From Earlier In 1-4 With The Giant Door
The one you got with 1/128 chance from Super Starman
Ultrakill : schizophrenia and dementia edition
Super Alzheimers edition. I'll give brownie points to whoever gets the reference of super alzheimers.
everywhere at the end of Ultrakill
@@therealjome rvb?
listen i got this idea for a video, can someone beat ultrakill with dementia?
@@doihaveto-qh8og cynical man
5:04 It's important to note that you switch your character back to the dumb robot because if you confront the friendly stray as the stray from earlier, he'll call the cops on you and you'll go to jail, but at least you'll have a fair trial unlike the street clanker- i mean cleaner...im not robotist i swear.
But, you used the hard r...
Man do I hate all yhose clanks going around
I am a robotist I swear
I cried when minos Prime(TM) said "Prepare thyself for brain damage"
and then ultrakilled v2
™ v
4:04 the v1 parable: ultra kill
STANLEY PARABLE: ULTRA DELUX REFERENCE????
The machineley parryable: Ultra Ballin Edition
*_Every copy of Ultrakill is personalised_*
OMG I WAS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS LEVEL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I NEVER THOUGHT TO CHANGE MY CHARACTER I THOUGHT V2 WAS THE STRONGEST
so glad I didn't pick up the revolver, it would have made backtracking with the chaos emerald too hard considering I would have the marksman revolver
instructions unclear, v1 and v started to make out
the original v? how'd you unlock that
but are there any downsides to this?
@@ghosty2287 i dont know how to describe it
@@JNJNRobin1337 He's taking about Serial Designation V from Murder Drones
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YEOWWWWCH
Gabriel after I beat him only using the S.R.S. Cannon Ball:
We ballin
@@CENSOR3D- project moon
@@3rr0rsstuff no this is actually hoyoverse
Lobotomy corporation pfp detected, project moon sleeper agents engaged
Impossible. Hershey. Unspeakable. Hershey. Hershey. Impossible. Hershey.
Instructions unclear, there was a third revolver room and when I picked it up Cyn appeared.
“Light sip.”
CALLBACK PING
As a non-ultrakill enjoyer, this is either stupid or genius and i can’t tell which, so it’s genius
Its dementia
Its dementia
@@memoman_ytmy memory is perfect
@@memoman_ytmy memory is perfect
@@memoman_ytbro my memory is the best it can 光荣毛泽东
Seeing a guttertank in as cramped a space as 0-1 is terrifying
Ok, actually started snickering out loud when the archvile spawned
this rly brings me back to those under 1 minute GTA San Andreas Speedruns
ultrakill after lobotomy
This video is just a fever dream and an acid trip.
Wdym??? It's a legit guide to beat 0-1 hardest level in ultrakill!!!!
Someone needs to speedrun this
Ah yes use the revolver to skip the revolver 0:28 lol
i love using the slab revolver that i recently picked up after skipping the revolver
dude thank you so muchhhhh i was stuck on this level for SOOO LONG because i picked up the revolver and 4 big black minos primes spawned and used their move called "gun" to kill me
i was expecting the boss door to just loop back to the revolver
brilliant guide, thank you!
It's currently 4:33 AM and I had a meltdown whilst watching this video
10/10 please do a guide for how to beat 0-4 next
The most sane ultrakill video
this is what i have to do every time i get fresh bread from the local alleyway’s green box with bags of bread
Instructions unclear. Accidentally went to the underport
10/10 Made me cry, would watch again and die
Instructions unclear: ended up in 0-S
Ultrakill after the lobotomy
Instructions unclear, ended up in the wrong universe
"Walk through the minefield safely again"
*activates every mine in bosnia known to man*
anyone struggling to get past P-1: beat P-2 first to unlock sisyphus prime in spawner arm so he can beat minos for you
The ACTUAL fist only run..
this is what its like when i play games in my dreams
Thanks, helped a lot however, now im stuck in 0-2, can you make a tutorial on how to beat this level? This enemy called "earthmover" keeps spawning in and killing all my runs.
It’s Earthmover that keeps spawning for you? For me this creature named the “Pandemonium” (found it thru this weird fish guy that keeps replacing my death screen) keeps spawning randomly and i have to go to a Soul Orb spot to avoid been seen otherwise it rushes me down at Mach 9 and kills me
@@danolantern6030 who
For me some new enemy named "Gordon Freeman" keeps beating me to death with his crowbar weapon
@@danolantern6030 You need to p rank this secret boss called "Searchlights" to survive Pandemonium, make sure you step into the lights.
That's strange. On my side, i always get an encounter with a "zomboss" on a gigantic mecha. He keeps freezing me and then crushing me with a giant fireball
To beat 0-1 you have to beat 1-4, such genius devs
Instructions unclear - accidentally reconstructed V2
RECONSTRUCT WHAT
-hakita ultrakill
Thanks for the lobotomy guide😁
Schrödinger’s Revolver
This feels like how an ai would guide you through the game
Imagine going back in time and showing this to some random caveman 5 million years ago that's probably named "shidfart"
They wouldn't comprehend it and immediately ultrakill themselves
The hypotetical revolver.
Schrodinger's Revolver
I didn't quite get the 3rd not picking up revolver instruction. A blue dude with a hole on his face appeared and killed me with a 360 no-scope.
Thanks, I evaded IRS!!!❤❤
Instructions unclear, accidentally bought Doom eternal
Great work on learning the TRUE method! P-RANK IT.
It's jutlike McNally's videos. "What to do if you lost a key? Step one: pick up your lost key"
Instructions unclear, JUDGEMENT
Every Dream have meanings, My Dreams :
5:48 Was half expecting that noise to transition to Hall of Sacrilegious Remains.
this is what the level remixes will feel life
thank you for this tutorial, i was stuck on 0-1 and i had no idea what to do but i finally completed it and am on 0-2 now!
Prelude revamp looking good!
THANK YOU! i had so much trouble with the first glass breaking part!
thanks i've been trying to beat this level for ages
this video did a great job at making me feel like i was dreaming
This video is perfection.
I thought this was about 0-S thank you for telling me
thank you this was a very helpful guide, i couldn't beat the level before i watched this :(
this video hurt my bones
seeing you blast jump off of the rockets instead of rocket riding, even though i KNOW this is supposed to be a joke video, pained me
I think we have different versions of ultrakill. I might have accidentally installed slightinjure
It feels like this extremely weird Minecraft "Escape rooms"
the continuity is crazy
The secret way to beat 0-1:
Give the friendly stray a Chaos Emerald.
What getting no teaser for next layer for 9 months does to a community
So hyped for part 2 in 2032!
This is a Masterpiece
This feels like such a fever dream
2:09 ah yes minos prime, only a bit stronger than filth
If you pick up the revolver 2 bosses called "Wide V2" and "Tall V1" will spawn which are the hardest bosses in all of Ultrakill
This is as understandable as that time decino was obliterated by the Italian Firing squad more than 3 times
Oh yeah that was also one of the inspirations, one of the comments on that video to be exact
Prelude and limbo rework update looks pretty good
Instructions unclear, now I have a DESTROY! in my hands and a JUDGEMENT in my irl room, when I enter 0-1 there's a SIZE 2 Instead of a revolver, I think it's a glitch, please Hakita fix your game.
But I got free make-up, topcrop, cool gloves that don't cover most of the palm and fingers, a nice skirt, cute panties and thigh highs
Also the revolver I picked didn't picked up keeps saying to stay hydrated, do I have to read between the lines or something or is "Stay hydrated!" Just that?
If JUDGEMENT is in your room it is probably because you will be judged for killing those strays, I suggest finding a good lawyer, maybe even use that size 2 fish instead of money
@@ghosty2287 I hired a puddle of blood and now I just have to pray it goes my way
@@Gabriel_Ultrakill You need to reconstruct the puddle of blood into V2, you must do it secretly because if you get caught Hakita will throw a comically large anvil at V2.
@@bruhgod123 this Hakita girl sucks tbh
Instructions unclear, fistfought an earthmover.
I saw this while incredibly high and started tweeking, thanks
didnt know that every copy of ultrakill is personalized
Instructions unclear, im a guttertank and cannot preform this-
I don’t understand I did this and had to clean many rooms after killing people
Instructions clear, I am now ready to do 0-2
Instructions unclear, made f22 raptor
fastest v2 fight ever
funny enough, you can also skip the revolver
This has the same energy as the dementia video
I think I got laced and now hallucinating
Every copy of ultrakill is personalized.
- skip revolver
- use revolver
- dont get revolver
- use revolver
In case you’re wondering, picking up the revolver the first time you see it will spawn five red centipedes that electrocute you instantly, whereas picking it up when you see it the third time spawns Dante from the hit video game franchise Devil May Cry to style on you. If you fight Maurice 2.0 5000 Deluxe before you give the ruby to the friendly filth, he deletes your conscience from your body. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you. If you forget to pick up the sapphire at all, the guttertank will still spawn and destroy you.
Ultrakill Lobotomy edition.
this felt like it was 20 minuets long
This is peak content
Instructions unclear, accidently spawned 10 Sisyphus Primes, what now?
Instructions unclear. Im stuck on the last room with a meat dog breathing really loud at me, i cant hear anymore.
I hate this video so much
Please make more like it
3:10 that luck with the arch-vile stun holy shit
april foo- oh wait it's September/October.
SEPTEMBER FOO-
I messed up with the archville and now everyone is alive again what should i do?
(I'm out of ammo)
Switch your character to streetcleaner, flamethrower fuel is infinite. You can also try to lure the archvile to the minefield. Hope this helps you in achieving your G-Rank!
Ultrakill but you spent your spare upgrade points on dementia
ULTRAFEVERDREAM
I should have guessed
as a person who hasnt played ultrakill in my entire life, i can confirm this is the most efficient strat