If you're from NYC and you see a crazy guy with a scary mask with a fat spliff hanging out the mouth, rollerblading through the subway with a huge knife that's not me I swear.
Saw an homeless women who was previously sitting near me at the subway station get up, go like 10 steps away and pee. After she was done she just walked away...very few people even noticed that. When the train arrived people kept stepping on it and splashing it around.... So in essence if you see stray puddles of water in subways dont step on them
Chicagoan here! I ride the CTA and Metra quite a bit and I have my fair share of crazy stories lol. I was getting on a blue line train at Clark/Lake, I had my bike but I couldn't see how full the train was until I was trying to get in. This old guy started yelling "GO BACK! GO BACK!" and he put his hand over my chest and pushed me out of the train. I was able to board the next car just fine, but he could've told me it was full a little nicer. Also on the blue line, a random dude asks me for pot and proceeds to light up his vape, asking me if I've ever seen one before. Then he got up just to look at my phone. Mind your own business, weirdo. This was right after I saw one of my ex best friends from my hometown on the same train. On Metra, I've seen a lot of people putting their feet on seats, I've even seen a supervisor napping like that once, and people like to put their bags on seats even during rush hour. Other than that, Metra is generally a pleasant ride. I've seen someone clipping their nails on a bus and letting the clippings fall on the floor. Gross. I've seen my fair share of religious zealots at stations. Usually it's Jehovah's Witnesses offering a "free bible course" but once on the elevated platform at Clark/Lake some guy preaching through a microphone shoved a card into my hands before I could even think. The text on the card was so insane I kept it. I was talking to a nice middle aged woman on the red line to pass the time. I agreed with most of what she said until she told me I have to forgive my father for abusing me just because he's an alcoholic and it's a disease. No way in hell. I was trying to get on the blue line at Clark/Lake (I think we have a pattern here) and firemen were coming out left and right, then I smelled it. A railcar had a fire in it. If I had to guess, it probably had to do with smoking. People smoke on the CTA all the time and it's ridiculous. Then inside the station some guy was asking people for a dollar and then lit up. An employee yelled at him to stop (for once) and explained they just had a fire downstairs in the tunnel. Had a homeless guy on the blue line who's back was so fucked up he couldn't stand up straight. He was passed out in his seat and his buddy had to wake him up so I could get through. Then when he tried to get up his pants were sagging so far down I could see his whole ass and almost his balls. Poor guy. Somehow, I still really enjoy riding the CTA despite all this.
When i was a child, we had a crazy but harmless old man living in our street, who would drive all day long with the bus towards the next city back and forth. He always told the wildest and crazyiest shit to the other passengers. People who didn't know him would be interested at first, because he always started slowly and decent, but after some minutes, most of the listeners to his wild storys realised that he was batshxx crazy. It was always funnny for me. He told people things like that he worked for different government agencies, was bodyguard for the chancler, was an spy in retirement, invented many things, had found gold and so far and so far. He was a messy who collected tons of wodden palettes and boxes over decades and he stacked them neatly in his whole house. You could see them through the windows in every room with a small walkway between the boxes. One day the boxes catched fire and the old man died in the sleep.
1) A woman was clipping her yellow, fungus-hardened toenails. She had one leg up on the seat but stopped when the driver asked her to. She then thought it would be fine to apply nail polish to her fingernails. If the final stop had been farther than the mile remaining on the trip, the driver would’ve had to kick her out and I doubt she’d have gone peacefully. 2) An older man watching those TikTok videos with laughing sound effects and the “Oh no oh no” song throughout the entire 30 minute ride. I looked around at other passengers and it was evident that we were all irked but because he was a senior citizen no one said anything. As annoying as it was, I thought to myself, “What if this were my grandpa? He’s not actually hurting anyone.”
2:57 Okay the whole time I'm thinking, which one is older? The elderly man or the old man? I've never heard those two words used separately to describe two people in the same story, so I have no visual cues. You would think the younger one would be more likely to be pushing the chair. But maybe the older one is supremely well-preserved.
Woman wearing a tense expression in a Tshirt with a bible verse on it boarded my train hime in Sydney, maybe early 2020s. Silversides train, orange windows. She stood at the top of the steps (upper deck) and proclaimed the end of the world was due within a few months. We studiously didn't look at her, she said her piece then walked through to the next carriage. And listening to the video and reading the comments, we got off remarkably lightly. A few later, on a weekend train going into Sydney, and just before mobiles worked on trains, a very well-dressed woman had a lengthy conversation with her invisible friend. It was just civil chitchat from Strathfield to just past Clyde then the invisible friend said something nasty and then it was on. No shouting but we were all agog, trying to work out what had been said.
14:40 My best guesses are "No need to thank me, the crap is free for the taking" or "If you enjoyed what you saw, donations are accepted and encouraged."
I was on a subway the other day and a lady and her dog got on at one Station and 2 stations later she rushed out and then the smell hit me Her dog had shat on the floor
I used the Brown line (Kimball). The line that’s always the last in line and no one cares about. I rode the Red line once (diversion; Brown down yet again); totally different vibe- and in a good way.
Oh yeah, for sure! Rode the brown line to Kimball and back and it was a very quiet and pleasant experience. Last time I rode the red line I was asked for money twice. These two people were walking through the whole train selling candy bars and gum and all that.
I'm only 5:30 seconds in, and tbh I'm completely flabbergasted at how many of these are from Australia and not the states. Like I said, I'm shocked because I figured new York would be the most talked about place here, but nope so far it's Australia 😱
I ride the Redline; i have lived on the North and South sides of the city. Either way, its shitty. Or, at the least, pissy. The sad part is- its the fastest way to go from either side to downtown/either side. I used to ride from Howard to 35th. CTA is a fascinating study unto itself.
I didn't see it yet but I would've if I was early: someone shat on the train seat. A very fresh dump on the car i was walking to. Saw people go in the train car only to run out. Someone casually walking away from the seat. The train closed on me and left me seriously curious.
That dude that always had seizures on the bus was a total a* hole for purposely inconviniencing people all the time. Why couldn't he take anti seizure meds?
Normally all you'd see where I live is the occasional dumbass blaring the shittiest rap music you can think of on the bus. The worst I've ever seen on there was a guy who just passed out cold on the floor, was possibly on drugs
In some cities, no business will let homeless people use the bathroom, so I wonder if some of the stories are a result of that. It's an issue, but so is mental illness, lack of affordable care for mental illness and substance abuse. One more reason not to do illegal drugs is to not fund gangs. I don't think most teens are scared of drugs landing them in the streets, but they should be made aware that even a small use is funding drug cartels and the violence they dish out on innocent people.
If you're from NYC and you see a crazy guy with a scary mask with a fat spliff hanging out the mouth, rollerblading through the subway with a huge knife that's not me I swear.
That's definitely you Michael
Yo bro, can I have a hit off that spliff? Thaaaanks you!
if you see shounen bat. its me.
Saw an homeless women who was previously sitting near me at the subway station get up, go like 10 steps away and pee. After she was done she just walked away...very few people even noticed that. When the train arrived people kept stepping on it and splashing it around....
So in essence if you see stray puddles of water in subways dont step on them
Chicagoan here! I ride the CTA and Metra quite a bit and I have my fair share of crazy stories lol.
I was getting on a blue line train at Clark/Lake, I had my bike but I couldn't see how full the train was until I was trying to get in. This old guy started yelling "GO BACK! GO BACK!" and he put his hand over my chest and pushed me out of the train. I was able to board the next car just fine, but he could've told me it was full a little nicer.
Also on the blue line, a random dude asks me for pot and proceeds to light up his vape, asking me if I've ever seen one before. Then he got up just to look at my phone. Mind your own business, weirdo. This was right after I saw one of my ex best friends from my hometown on the same train.
On Metra, I've seen a lot of people putting their feet on seats, I've even seen a supervisor napping like that once, and people like to put their bags on seats even during rush hour. Other than that, Metra is generally a pleasant ride.
I've seen someone clipping their nails on a bus and letting the clippings fall on the floor. Gross.
I've seen my fair share of religious zealots at stations. Usually it's Jehovah's Witnesses offering a "free bible course" but once on the elevated platform at Clark/Lake some guy preaching through a microphone shoved a card into my hands before I could even think. The text on the card was so insane I kept it.
I was talking to a nice middle aged woman on the red line to pass the time. I agreed with most of what she said until she told me I have to forgive my father for abusing me just because he's an alcoholic and it's a disease. No way in hell.
I was trying to get on the blue line at Clark/Lake (I think we have a pattern here) and firemen were coming out left and right, then I smelled it. A railcar had a fire in it. If I had to guess, it probably had to do with smoking. People smoke on the CTA all the time and it's ridiculous. Then inside the station some guy was asking people for a dollar and then lit up. An employee yelled at him to stop (for once) and explained they just had a fire downstairs in the tunnel.
Had a homeless guy on the blue line who's back was so fucked up he couldn't stand up straight. He was passed out in his seat and his buddy had to wake him up so I could get through. Then when he tried to get up his pants were sagging so far down I could see his whole ass and almost his balls. Poor guy.
Somehow, I still really enjoy riding the CTA despite all this.
Agreed. No obligation to forgive abuse.
When i was a child, we had a crazy but harmless old man living in our street, who would drive all day long with the bus towards the next city back and forth. He always told the wildest and crazyiest shit to the other passengers. People who didn't know him would be interested at first, because he always started slowly and decent, but after some minutes, most of the listeners to his wild storys realised that he was batshxx crazy. It was always funnny for me. He told people things like that he worked for different government agencies, was bodyguard for the chancler, was an spy in retirement, invented many things, had found gold and so far and so far. He was a messy who collected tons of wodden palettes and boxes over decades and he stacked them neatly in his whole house. You could see them through the windows in every room with a small walkway between the boxes. One day the boxes catched fire and the old man died in the sleep.
2:30 I bet it's a Railmotor (Sprinter) or a Diesel Multiple Unit (DMU) (V/Locity)
4:20 never saw it on the Frankston line
5:28 let me guess, Sunshine
1) A woman was clipping her yellow,
fungus-hardened toenails. She had one leg up on the seat but stopped when the driver asked her to. She then thought it would be fine to apply nail polish to her fingernails. If the final stop had been farther than the mile remaining on the trip, the driver would’ve had to kick her out and I doubt she’d have gone peacefully.
2) An older man watching those TikTok videos with laughing sound effects and the “Oh no oh no” song throughout the entire 30 minute ride. I looked around at other passengers and it was evident that we were all irked but because he was a senior citizen no one said anything. As annoying as it was, I thought to myself, “What if this were my grandpa? He’s not actually hurting anyone.”
2:57 Okay the whole time I'm thinking, which one is older? The elderly man or the old man? I've never heard those two words used separately to describe two people in the same story, so I have no visual cues. You would think the younger one would be more likely to be pushing the chair. But maybe the older one is supremely well-preserved.
Woman wearing a tense expression in a Tshirt with a bible verse on it boarded my train hime in Sydney, maybe early 2020s. Silversides train, orange windows. She stood at the top of the steps (upper deck) and proclaimed the end of the world was due within a few months. We studiously didn't look at her, she said her piece then walked through to the next carriage.
And listening to the video and reading the comments, we got off remarkably lightly.
A few later, on a weekend train going into Sydney, and just before mobiles worked on trains, a very well-dressed woman had a lengthy conversation with her invisible friend. It was just civil chitchat from Strathfield to just past Clyde then the invisible friend said something nasty and then it was on. No shouting but we were all agog, trying to work out what had been said.
14:40 My best guesses are "No need to thank me, the crap is free for the taking" or "If you enjoyed what you saw, donations are accepted and encouraged."
Farting in an Uber
Saw a lady picking her nose and play with her booger for a while then proceeded to smear it on the hand rail. Classy 😂
Ewwww!
Nasty!
To all the people who will come here looking to post the word "first," too late! you've been beaten to it by those weird German-language bots.
I was on a subway the other day and a lady and her dog got on at one Station and 2 stations later she rushed out and then the smell hit me
Her dog had shat on the floor
I used the Brown line (Kimball). The line that’s always the last in line and no one cares about. I rode the Red line once (diversion; Brown down yet again); totally different vibe- and in a good way.
Oh yeah, for sure! Rode the brown line to Kimball and back and it was a very quiet and pleasant experience. Last time I rode the red line I was asked for money twice. These two people were walking through the whole train selling candy bars and gum and all that.
I'm only 5:30 seconds in, and tbh I'm completely flabbergasted at how many of these are from Australia and not the states. Like I said, I'm shocked because I figured new York would be the most talked about place here, but nope so far it's Australia 😱
Why does public transport attract the weirdest people on the planet.
Welcome to Australia public transport!
Some black guy on the NYC subway was smoking his airpod like a crack pipe.
I ride the Redline; i have lived on the North and South sides of the city.
Either way, its shitty. Or, at the least, pissy.
The sad part is- its the fastest way to go from either side to downtown/either side. I used to ride from Howard to 35th.
CTA is a fascinating study unto itself.
Melbourne needs to chill tf out
I didn't see it yet but I would've if I was early: someone shat on the train seat. A very fresh dump on the car i was walking to. Saw people go in the train car only to run out. Someone casually walking away from the seat. The train closed on me and left me seriously curious.
Bro why is there so many stories from the Tube and Australia and not from NYC
That dude that always had seizures on the bus was a total a* hole for purposely inconviniencing people all the time. Why couldn't he take anti seizure meds?
Do you know how expensive those are if you don't have insurance?
@@SarafinaSummers This is why America needs to move with the times and introduce socialised medicine.
Normally all you'd see where I live is the occasional dumbass blaring the shittiest rap music you can think of on the bus. The worst I've ever seen on there was a guy who just passed out cold on the floor, was possibly on drugs
Thank god for noise-cancelling headphones because that kind of music and I don't mix. musicogenic epilepsy is a bitch and a half.
In some cities, no business will let homeless people use the bathroom, so I wonder if some of the stories are a result of that. It's an issue, but so is mental illness, lack of affordable care for mental illness and substance abuse.
One more reason not to do illegal drugs is to not fund gangs. I don't think most teens are scared of drugs landing them in the streets, but they should be made aware that even a small use is funding drug cartels and the violence they dish out on innocent people.
speed this up a bit, please.
You can speed up videos through the settings.
Your mom.
Gives me bjs