@@sethmiller5173your wife sounds like a sweet woman. Do not take it personally that she is not 12th. You are giving her a little window she has no choice but to peer thru and this will be the first time she sees, but not only thru her 2 standard eyes. U are a real one. Church approves this too.
I’ve never surfed a day in my life and I watch you guys videos religiously. You guys are funny as all hell. Still not sure if Sterling is a world champion surfer or not though.🤔😅
Dudes you are my favorite giggle pod. I had been slogging through life listening to too many “comedy” podcasts as a “balance” to my hippy self-help pod addiction. Tonight I found you and I haven’t laughed out loud so much in soo long. You are my new favorite for keeps. Non stop gigglefest. Super stoked! Best dissimination of diet ever. OMG I was the bouquet catcher at weddings for a stretch ironically it means your next to get married-nope I’m snuggled in bed with my dog. Wah wah, tradition. Also I hate weddings Hard No. Although I did attend a wedding that Wavy Gravey was in attendance from the brides side, they didn’t last two years and she’s a lesbian now. Bah hahahaha weddings are a scam. Although I’d attend your Florida cousin wedding. Irish Godbye. And I ain’t making my bed tomorrow morning. Big Love. 🤙☠️🖤✨
Michael Jordan has 2 more rings 3 more final mvps 1 more DPOY 1 more season MVP 9 more scoring titles 3 more steals leader 3 more all defensive team selections Beat 20 50+ win teams (Lebron only defeated 10) Jordan never averaged less than 40% Field Goal in the finals Lebron did it 2wice 6/6 never allowed a game 7 Jordan never had a teammate averaged more than 22 points in the finals.. Kyrie averaged over 28 and DWade averaged more than 26 MJ never ever had a finals meltdown like Lebron in 2011 against the Mavs MJ has more points in the playoffs in less games.. All of this accomplished in 13 years Lebrons all time points, rebounds and assists is impressive but remember he also Carrie’s the most turnovers of all time. Also isn’t a fair comparison, take curry n Westbrook. Westbrook has more points, rebounds and assists then curry but I wouldn’t say he is better then curry
Ill nerd out and chime in. People say that oil is from dinosaurs but it is actually mostly from phytoplankton that died and settled into marine sediments and was then compressed and converted to oil and other natural gases. 🤙🏼
I've been binge watching you guys all morning and craaaaacking up...💛Adding to the plastic conspiracy theory... It was invented in the 50s, so people are just guessing it'll decompose in 300 years but we can't know that for sure in our lifetimes. The polymer size is bigger than that of naturally occurring beings (like dinosaurs) so natural decomposers (like fungi) can't decompose plastic naturally (that's why microplastics are so prevalent) so it could be that it's just pilled up everywhere and people are cruising around looking at plastic mountains.
I'm vegan but i don't care if everyone eats vegan . I don't think you can compare native Americans eating meat from the land to eating meat from some chain supermarket they bought from an industrial farm
Ok, I have to interject here. Remember when LBJ decided to take his talents to south beach? He had Wade and Bosh when they made 4 straight finals and won back to back titles. Y’all acting like he took the Cavs to the championship 11 years. Dude had to go find other players to help him win too. Nobody can do it with scrubs. Anyway, let me get back to the video now
On average, men's overall life satisfaction dropped in late life, after peaking around 65, so that men around age 85 were about as happy as they were in the their mid-40s, Mroczek says. "But people vary significantly from that overall growth curve,"
Brah! You fakas what! Mahalo for keeping humor alive in surfing culture…everyone is WAY TOO SERIOUS these dayz - you make me want to gain 30 pounds and not surf like Koa! Love from Maui! 🤙🏝❤️
As a skinny tall surfer, I am jealous of plus size dudes. If they rip there's so much power in their turns, some of these guys when they hit the lip it cracks like a gun shot with a massive spray. Ain't no shame in plus size surfing, look at Kai Borg
You guys were sort of close, close enough. Fossil fuels are just that - combustibles of ancient biological origin, preserved in rock. But they're not made of dinosaurs. There were never enough dinosaurs in the world to generate the Earth's great stores of oil. Also, dinosaurs lived in the wrong environment. Hope that helps LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!
It's not just that Mike won 6 championships it is that Mike never lost in the finals LeBron lost 4 times in the finals. Watch some of those old Detroit and NY Knicks games the Bulls played in. That time period had enforcers like a hockey team just for fighting and fouling people.
I thought they were definitely high, once they started promoting LeBron James. You can't do an Irish goodbye, once you're married. You have to announce that you're leaving as a couple but as the man you state "I'll be in the car." as your spouse says goodbye for 15 minutes.
OK, I never know what to say but I keep watching: I skipped the clips, loved the cross-fit perspective that in America people are 'fitness' or 'fatness', the vegan thing is fine but know that India has a largely vegan cuisine, at least historically, while using dairy. I ate vegetarian there and it was fine because they've figured it out over a long period of time. There's also real people who truly don't want to eat meat or kill anything for their nourishment; don't we all know kids who don't want to eat any animal and certainly people in spiritual practice pay close attention to diet. And healthy eating exists in the society or circumstances in which we live. In the hustle and bustle of USA a simple diet doesn't make sense but if you are a small farmer, gardener, meat hunter/fisher or forager that will change your diet. The tragedy is the focus on monoculture, efficiency, convenience and factory food. Take it from the man.
Umm. MJ beat Magic Johnson and the Lakers and lost only one game the entire playoffs. Also beat Karl Malone and John Stockton. Also MJ won 6 out of 8 finals, and the reason he didn't win all 8 is because he left to play professional baseball. Plus LeBron needed to go to Miami and LA in order to win, MJ stayed on the Bulls
You can be happy all stages of your life. Your nuts if you think at 45 you will no longer worry about right and wrong...just go fart in the super market and you will see...maybe 79 then you can fart wherever and whenever...weddings are not for the man...if you remember that it is a little easier. great vegan blood analysis but plastic will always be trash...you guys are always entertaining and worth watching!
Much of the coal and oil deposits found around the world can be traced back to the carboniferous period, when towering 130ft lycopods, ferns, and other mosses inhabited the Earth. During this period there was no bacteria that could break down the lignin in these plants. And over millennia, the dead matter built up on the forest floor, eventually becoming the deposits of fuel we use today.
I agree with you but it depends on your upbringing . I feel it at 39 but I had a crazy life so I am looking forward to 45 because I feel that way at this age !
oh man! im o- blood type. I thought I was the only one left. Apparently, we are the warriors of Earth. I tried to be vegetarian and got super weak. I need meat .
would very much like to see sterling on a surf board thats on a foil board. then next lev is on a surf board that's on a foil board that's on a skateboard. badooosh.
The best player is definitely S, Curry, reason been , he is the only player to say no to nike , and went and buy a brand and build it From the ground up, they build the bulls for Jordan, Curry build the warriors to win titles.
So much to take in with today's show 🤔 ok Belly Slater got moves, Lairds "segment" Mullet Lady.....I agree with cousin Ryan. I went with age 10 on peak happiness. At 53, happy eh, if I get to Surf...but to Spencers point, there is a high degree of enlightenment late 40's cause priorities change. I believe you crushed your Son with your breath at some point in the show I'll close with that🤢🤪🤙
holy fork...that intro!!!..... yea they dont gertts no blaadirs....so you gotta liks em all ovir to get the good stuff out em...lrts ya save the bee jaes for yer cuzzins........bwahaaaaaaaaa...also... MJ never jumped ship nor was he coddled by the league from the age of 13 to become the player he is.... younger people are like Vegans w LJ in so much denial...the league played just as much a part of his success as LJ is talented....Endless stats/data points are for contract negotiations and lisping fanboys...championship's are for team players and men ( said by a transwoman bwashaaaaaaaa)....
No, the debate is that lebron had to go to super teams to win them. That year he won it in Cleveland. The refs won that series. Worst game I’ve ever saw. Jordan was un guard-able You could always d lebron up, thats why he needed freakin dwade and bosh. Lebron won one during covid. Which doesn’t count. And then the ref year. So two rings that have an asterisk And two rings with super teams. Btw. Jordan made pippen.
Secret to life is don't unmake ur bed just sleep on top. Its like ur acomplishing tasks in the future while sleeping.
Haha! My wife thinks I'm so dirty for doing this, it's one of the habits from deployment I can't shake 😅
Y’all are 12th!
@@sethmiller5173your wife sounds like a sweet woman. Do not take it personally that she is not 12th. You are giving her a little window she has no choice but to peer thru and this will be the first time she sees, but not only thru her 2 standard eyes. U are a real one. Church approves this too.
@@sethmiller5173I had to find the 12D on my own, oh what I would give for a lil sweet window into it
And if it winter time break out one of those plush throw blankets. Super easy to roll up.
Sterling about to become #1 foiler in the world
Absolute happiness and I'm 44, you no longer concern yourself about being right or wrong. Only happiness matters, you guys make me happy, thank you.
I think you've reached the twelfth
Just completed 45. Absolutely true.
Your cousin is right…9 is way better than 45 !!! My soon to be 9 year old son Bodhi just walks around the house all day saying “ You know da rulez!!!”
I’ve never surfed a day in my life and I watch you guys videos religiously. You guys are funny as all hell. Still not sure if Sterling is a world champion surfer or not though.🤔😅
He is in the 12th dimension.
He knowz da rulez
Let’s go surf brah
@@JB-sv5pr you got a board for me?
Dudes you are my favorite giggle pod. I had been slogging through life listening to too many “comedy” podcasts as a “balance” to my hippy self-help pod addiction. Tonight I found you and I haven’t laughed out loud so much in soo long. You are my new favorite for keeps. Non stop gigglefest. Super stoked! Best dissimination of diet ever. OMG I was the bouquet catcher at weddings for a stretch ironically it means your next to get married-nope I’m snuggled in bed with my dog. Wah wah, tradition. Also I hate weddings Hard No. Although I did attend a wedding that Wavy Gravey was in attendance from the brides side, they didn’t last two years and she’s a lesbian now. Bah hahahaha weddings are a scam. Although I’d attend your Florida cousin wedding. Irish Godbye. And I ain’t making my bed tomorrow morning. Big Love. 🤙☠️🖤✨
Cousin Ryan is absolutely on fire this episode 🔥
Cousin Ryan burner account.
You needed this one cous
@logdizza Just stick to your foam boarding there pal
@@ShaleGhe’ll never get to the twelfth with comments like this
Soon to be #1 Foil Boarder in the world!!
Great Ep guys, funny as...
I think Sterling grabbed his crutch 17 times 😂😂😂
Michael Jordan has
2 more rings
3 more final mvps
1 more DPOY
1 more season MVP
9 more scoring titles
3 more steals leader
3 more all defensive team selections
Beat 20 50+ win teams (Lebron only defeated 10)
Jordan never averaged less than 40% Field Goal in the finals
Lebron did it 2wice
6/6 never allowed a game 7
Jordan never had a teammate averaged more than 22 points in the finals..
Kyrie averaged over 28 and DWade averaged more than 26
MJ never ever had a finals meltdown like Lebron in 2011 against the Mavs
MJ has more points in the playoffs in less games..
All of this accomplished in 13 years
Lebrons all time points, rebounds and assists is impressive but remember he also Carrie’s the most turnovers of all time. Also isn’t a fair comparison, take curry n Westbrook. Westbrook has more points, rebounds and assists then curry but I wouldn’t say he is better then curry
well done! u guys just went next level with proper mics.
i will watch more.
Kelly slater is the best basketball player of all time....if you get into the details of it.
The number 1 surf podcast in the world has arrived 🎺🎺🎉 Thank the Laird!
Y’all are killing the editing!!! New mics sound waaay better. I see u cousin Ryan. This Spode was all time.
❤
Thank you so much for making me laugh and for the nuggets of wisdom 🤙🏽
When's the next episode?😊 I need my weekly salt 🧂 fix.😮 Keep up the hard work 💪 guys.
Every OTHER Monday!!!! Next one comes out October 30th!
Ill nerd out and chime in. People say that oil is from dinosaurs but it is actually mostly from phytoplankton that died and settled into marine sediments and was then compressed and converted to oil and other natural gases. 🤙🏼
Sharks, you know, they're good people too.
😂Malibu's commune surf sesh, everyone shares, no Unc's or kookaphobia will be tolerated...
Edi: All migrant surfers are welcome, love is love
Cousin Ryan's shirt is banging!
These guys are funny AF but also based AF
Loving your channel Sterling, Pensacola Beach, FL Native
I love at 14:38 The Ster-Meister grabs his little pee-pee and it actually wiggles,he pulled and it snapped back with a helmet wiggy to fakey.
I've been binge watching you guys all morning and craaaaacking up...💛Adding to the plastic conspiracy theory... It was invented in the 50s, so people are just guessing it'll decompose in 300 years but we can't know that for sure in our lifetimes. The polymer size is bigger than that of naturally occurring beings (like dinosaurs) so natural decomposers (like fungi) can't decompose plastic naturally (that's why microplastics are so prevalent) so it could be that it's just pilled up everywhere and people are cruising around looking at plastic mountains.
I'm vegan but i don't care if everyone eats vegan .
I don't think you can compare native Americans eating meat from the land to eating meat from some chain supermarket they bought from an industrial farm
Can't wait to see this first session Sterling!
I’d like to get a unifoil sent to me please!!!
Sterls is about to have his paradigm frickin shiffffted
Ok, I have to interject here. Remember when LBJ decided to take his talents to south beach? He had Wade and Bosh when they made 4 straight finals and won back to back titles. Y’all acting like he took the Cavs to the championship 11 years. Dude had to go find other players to help him win too. Nobody can do it with scrubs. Anyway, let me get back to the video now
Never surfed in my life, but this podcast cracks me up.
Ah, Sterling talked shit on foils to get a free foil. It all makes so much sense now
“Thinking about going homeless so I can become more fit, or more tan…. Either way, I win”
Laird is developing content for you guys to use in pinch my salt. Gabby found a way to monetise your humour, they are selling laird oil with it.
You’re right..
Lebron couldn’t clean the scuffs off of Jordan’s shoes.
That was a good show, pura vida from Costa Rica! Come and surf in our nice beach town 📍Santa Teresa 🤙🏽 yewww
dude this makes me so happy every OTHER monday
On average, men's overall life satisfaction dropped in late life, after peaking around 65, so that men around age 85 were about as happy as they were in the their mid-40s, Mroczek says.
"But people vary significantly from that overall growth curve,"
Back Baby! Get up here to Halifax. I'll fly you guys up. You know the rulz
STERLING THE SHARK SAVER!
Thanks for doing that, dude! Spank those fishermen next time
We're early... Sterlings soft top foil addiction has just started to begin
Peak happiness is life in the present.
Brah! You fakas what! Mahalo for keeping humor alive in surfing culture…everyone is WAY TOO SERIOUS these dayz - you make me want to gain 30 pounds and not surf like Koa! Love from Maui! 🤙🏝❤️
They called it fossil fuel to give the idea that it is a limited resource, therefore worth more.
I gotta work on my hivel swips 😂
As a skinny tall surfer, I am jealous of plus size dudes. If they rip there's so much power in their turns, some of these guys when they hit the lip it cracks like a gun shot with a massive spray. Ain't no shame in plus size surfing, look at Kai Borg
i swear i NEVER comment videos, but you guys just keep killing it!
You guys were sort of close, close enough. Fossil fuels are just that - combustibles of ancient biological origin, preserved in rock. But they're not made of dinosaurs. There were never enough dinosaurs in the world to generate the Earth's great stores of oil. Also, dinosaurs lived in the wrong environment. Hope that helps LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!
I love you guys!! I LMAO every time I watch. Only 27k Subscribers? Your mktg team needs to step it up!! Keep up the good work
25:37 Cousin Ryan goes for the salute after Sterling does, but then changes to the sunglass adjustment, felt like Sterling left him hangin LMFAO
BRO !!!! You’re not from North County San Diego!!! Stop sounding like it 😂
I’m trying to go to sleep and you fkn guys play the Laird clips 😂😂😂😂
It's not just that Mike won 6 championships it is that Mike never lost in the finals LeBron lost 4 times in the finals. Watch some of those old Detroit and NY Knicks games the Bulls played in. That time period had enforcers like a hockey team just for fighting and fouling people.
I thought they were definitely high, once they started promoting LeBron James.
You can't do an Irish goodbye, once you're married. You have to announce that you're leaving as a couple but as the man you state "I'll be in the car." as your spouse says goodbye for 15 minutes.
OK, I never know what to say but I keep watching: I skipped the clips, loved the cross-fit perspective that in America people are 'fitness' or 'fatness', the vegan thing is fine but know that India has a largely vegan cuisine, at least historically, while using dairy. I ate vegetarian there and it was fine because they've figured it out over a long period of time. There's also real people who truly don't want to eat meat or kill anything for their nourishment; don't we all know kids who don't want to eat any animal and certainly people in spiritual practice pay close attention to diet. And healthy eating exists in the society or circumstances in which we live. In the hustle and bustle of USA a simple diet doesn't make sense but if you are a small farmer, gardener, meat hunter/fisher or forager that will change your diet. The tragedy is the focus on monoculture, efficiency, convenience and factory food. Take it from the man.
Umm. MJ beat Magic Johnson and the Lakers and lost only one game the entire playoffs. Also beat Karl Malone and John Stockton. Also MJ won 6 out of 8 finals, and the reason he didn't win all 8 is because he left to play professional baseball. Plus LeBron needed to go to Miami and LA in order to win, MJ stayed on the Bulls
Me n sterls got the same blood type. I always knew we were related somehow
Sterling try’s to sound like he’s from San Diego so much … 😂 . “Bro” “sick” “dude” , the squeaky voice is so trending in the surfing community
You can be happy all stages of your life. Your nuts if you think at 45 you will no longer worry about right and wrong...just go fart in the super market and you will see...maybe 79 then you can fart wherever and whenever...weddings are not for the man...if you remember that it is a little easier. great vegan blood analysis but plastic will always be trash...you guys are always entertaining and worth watching!
Did someone order a pizza? Anybody? I need to return to the airship
Much of the coal and oil deposits found around the world can be traced back to the carboniferous period, when towering 130ft lycopods, ferns, and other mosses inhabited the Earth. During this period there was no bacteria that could break down the lignin in these plants. And over millennia, the dead matter built up on the forest floor, eventually becoming the deposits of fuel we use today.
Shane upchurch the kfc surfer??? Grew up in same county as him. Next beach south of him. Gnarly story!!
You should spend the winter in Portugal... you will have lots of Wankers to take piss out OF.. would make a great Show .!
Where are y'all? It's tommy tantime in Flagler beach!!! Hit over here. Free lodging!!!
There are so many games, adventures perhaps, viewers can go on watching this. For example, every time Spencer gives his balls a tug, take a drink.
I agree with you but it depends on your upbringing . I feel it at 39 but I had a crazy life so I am looking forward to 45 because I feel that way at this age !
That was dope, not sure cds 💿 are gonna power out space ships though 😂, great pod fellas
That Kim Kardashian video kinda looks like AI...something looks off.
oh man! im o- blood type. I thought I was the only one left. Apparently, we are the warriors of Earth. I tried to be vegetarian and got super weak. I need meat .
GO GATORS! Right over left chomp next time Cousin Ryan
This podcast taught me how to love again, would recommend 👍
would very much like to see sterling on a surf board thats on a foil board. then next lev is on a surf board that's on a foil board that's on a skateboard. badooosh.
The best player is definitely S, Curry, reason been , he is the only player to say no to nike , and went and buy a brand and build it From the ground up, they build the bulls for Jordan, Curry build the warriors to win titles.
So funny as usual, but no matter mic’s quality, as french dude I heard : pick a penis age 😅
Oh man, if you guys knew about microplastics you'd freak
Uncle Ryan, 2 words: extra episode Patreon. $5
I wouldn’t cover the plunger. That wave pool is very mad max.
Florida man approved 😎
Watch Pinch My Salt, part of a balanced nutritious breakfast
The plus size dude at 16:00 minutes is Wagner Pupo. Miguel and Samuel Pupo's dad.
Half of all marriage's end in divorce now days with odds like that I'm not skydiving lol
Think of "flop". Then think of Lebron and MJ. Lebron cannot be the goat.
29:41 😂
I’m with Ryan 10 lbs in 10 years let’s do this daaaawwgg
Vegan on the weekends. Sounds like someone who's on a 100% beer diet.
4th time watching this episode and dying laughing again lol -mufasa
uncle Donald sent me a message from the grave that you guys Have the Key...
0% chance that oil actually comes from dinosaur fossils.😂
Crotch Scratch Counter next episode! Please 🙏🏼
My theory is Sterling's third eye is his foamie homie radar. 4:54
Yo I’m type 0 also, must be centar blood brothers.
Foil board more like foil
Bored.
🍔 hamburger
You have to do a clip of my mate attacked by a Seal - jbay webcam
We gotta know tho... who is the hottie asking us to tickle that like button?
Lard Hamilton and Belly Slater broke the mold
"I love working out" - $terling $pencer
So much to take in with today's show 🤔 ok Belly Slater got moves, Lairds "segment" Mullet Lady.....I agree with cousin Ryan. I went with age 10 on peak happiness. At 53, happy eh, if I get to Surf...but to Spencers point, there is a high degree of enlightenment late 40's cause priorities change. I believe you crushed your Son with your breath at some point in the show I'll close with that🤢🤪🤙
jeez quite a deep episode guys ! keep it coming boys
holy fork...that intro!!!..... yea they dont gertts no blaadirs....so you gotta liks em all ovir to get the good stuff out em...lrts ya save the bee jaes for yer cuzzins........bwahaaaaaaaaa...also... MJ never jumped ship nor was he coddled by the league from the age of 13 to become the player he is.... younger people are like Vegans w LJ in so much denial...the league played just as much a part of his success as LJ is talented....Endless stats/data points are for contract negotiations and lisping fanboys...championship's are for team players and men ( said by a transwoman bwashaaaaaaaa)....
I lost at when he said it’s to beat off surfers lol
Watching Pinch My Salt fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you and saying: 'You Know Da Rulez!'
good to meet one of the other 3 with the blood type haha
No, the debate is that lebron had to go to super teams to win them.
That year he won it in Cleveland.
The refs won that series.
Worst game I’ve ever saw.
Jordan was un guard-able
You could always d lebron up, thats why he needed freakin dwade and bosh.
Lebron won one during covid. Which doesn’t count. And then the ref year.
So two rings that have an asterisk
And two rings with super teams.
Btw. Jordan made pippen.