Vox:That f#cker is back! Val:Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too Vox:It's been seven years! Val:You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Vox:Uh, f#ck you Val:Just sayin' Vox:Things have changed a lot since he left town Val:That's for sure Vox:I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now!, 🎶Vox:Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two,Welcome to the show!) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the radio demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop givin' her the time of day Don't listen to a word she'd say I hope she had a nice vacay But she should've stayed away While she hid in radio We pivoted to video Now her medium is gettin' bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's she been? Who gives a shit!🎶 🎵Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice! Vox: What a dated voice! Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast Vox: Come on! Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working? Vox: Ignore his chirping! Every day, he's got a new format You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees Vox: Oh, please! And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team Vox: Hold on! I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea Vox: You old-timey prick I'll show you suffering Alastor: Uh oh, the TV is buffering! Vox: I'll destroy you, you little- Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin~……~~…~……… I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone Tune on in when I'm done Your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun F#ck!
I'm going to have nightmares after that it is 9:45 right now how the f*** am I going to sleep at 1:00 God damn it do you ever get that feeling while you watch a scary video on your bed talking and turning feel like I should not had watched that video that's how I feel about this this is nightmare fuel good job keep going
imma make my bullies (ex bffs) so mad by singing this bc if they laugh i’ll say “honestly i dont care what you lot think atleast i dont need makeup, because self confidence is better rather than listening to you” (also this is such a bop) 2:59
Vox: Welcome home. I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone. Say hell-o to a new status-quo. Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn, TURN THE TV ON! -Camera speeds, rolling in 3, 2, ... -"Welcome to the show"! Vox: Top the hour we're discusting a certain hazbin who has been spotten cavorting around town after seven years absence. Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program! Vox P.: So the radio demon is back in town. Vox G.: Why he's hanging around? Vox P.: What does that mean for your family? Well handly I've got good news: He's a loser, a fossil and don't me to sound hostile but the demon is a COWARD! Vox: You can take that as gospel. Pulling* my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible. Stop giving him the time of day; don't listen the word he'd say. I hope he had s nice vacay but he should've stayed away! While he hid in radio we pivoted to video. Now his medium is getting bloody rare! Hell's been better since he split, where he's been? Who gives a s***? Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treaded hell to a brodcast, sinners' rejoy! Vox: What a dated voice! Alastor: Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video-podcast. Vox: Come on! Alastor: Is Vox insecure? Presuming allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? Vox: Ignore his chirping! Alastor: Everyday he's got a new format. Vox: You're looking at the future; he's a s*** that comes before that! Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports; or is it based on his supports? He'd be powerless without the other vees! Vox: Oh please! Alastor: And here's the sugar on the cream: he asked me to join his team! Vox: Hold on! Alastor: I said now and now he's pissy, that's the tea! Vox: You all timey prick, I'll tell you suff-fering! Alastor: Oh, the TV is buffering! Vox: I'll destory yo-ou litt-tl-e... Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ... Let's begin: I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone. Tune on in. When I'm done, your status-quo will know its race is run. Oh, this will be fun. *evil laughs* Vox: F*******************! *so you probably hear "play" instead of "pulling" but if you think about it, "play my viewers" seems sus. Pulling is more appropriate. Also we know that this episode is rated M (16+). [YT pls don't ban me because I censored all the bad words]
0:12 welcome home 👹👹
3:07 let's begin 👹👹👹
0:38 this sounds creepy and good twice
Vox hit double puberty
Fr
Nah he hit quadruple puberty
@@NisbhvFor realisies
@@GumdropVoid lol
Puberty hit him like a cinder block
Now that’s good television
Vox tech trust us
Fr like it just looks more cool this way
I know right
Trust us~❤
3:04 very creepy part in my opinion, Alastor’s sound so menacing in this version.
0:36 Gives me goosebumps 🔥
Bro dropped hardest edit fr
i love vox’s deep voice on 1:25
Alastor is just friggin scary man
This helped me learn The Normally fast bit Tysm
I LOVE ALS BIT
Stay gone is my favorite song from Hazbin Hotel. ! You made it so much cooler!❤❤❤❤
the edit and the music is fire😄
Vox:That f#cker is back!
Val:Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
Vox:It's been seven years!
Val:You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
Vox:Uh, f#ck you
Val:Just sayin'
Vox:Things have changed a lot since he left town
Val:That's for sure
Vox:I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now!,
🎶Vox:Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two,Welcome to the show!)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the radio demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop givin' her the time of day
Don't listen to a word she'd say
I hope she had a nice vacay
But she should've stayed away
While she hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now her medium is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's she been?
Who gives a shit!🎶
🎵Alastor: Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
Vox: What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast
Vox: Come on!
Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?
Vox: Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format
You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Vox: Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
Vox: Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea
Vox: You old-timey prick
I'll show you suffering
Alastor: Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Vox: I'll destroy you, you little-
Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin~……~~…~………
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
F#ck!
If his voice was higher pitched, it would've been perfect
go to my other stayed gone on my channel i have it normal slowed and sped up
The Mv is just so coOol
3:06
gave me goosebumps
Alastor actually sounds like a demon
Very Good love the editing!
This light 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😈👍🏿
It sounds like 2 real demons are fighting which gives a creepy vibe to it 10/10
cant be the only one who thinks 1:37 hits different somehow 😭🤚
This is legit terrifying
man this shit is AMAZING. it sounds so good 😭😭
increible amigo
I'm going to have nightmares after that it is 9:45 right now how the f*** am I going to sleep at 1:00 God damn it do you ever get that feeling while you watch a scary video on your bed talking and turning feel like I should not had watched that video that's how I feel about this this is nightmare fuel good job keep going
0:56 Damm good transicion
bro this is what im talking about when i want a song slowed
once again great
Vox sounds so creepy 😓😟
last bits amazing and reminds me of fnaf
0:35:☠️
It sounds so creepy
Especially Alastor part
3:07 - 3:43 is perfect
Vox's voice: 👹👹👹
Alastor voise :😈😈😈
Valentino's voice show is js>>
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
My baby vox ❤🎉 i love him
Bro sounds like sonic.exe
good video and slightly creepy at the same time lol
On may 27 could you try to make finally extra slowed?
im quitting until January but ill have my friend do it for sure, his channel is www.youtube.com/@Strxy_edits10
@@iixdivine ok cuz it's my birthday on the 27
I got u trust I'll shout you out in the video if you don't mind that is
@@StrxyUniverse thanks it'll be my birthday present cuz I won't be able to see my family 😊
😈👹
I listen to this in computer class wjile i work lmao
Well someone definitely hit puberty
No annything Alastor is more creepy
This video *was* made for radio
👍🥇
1:25 (my timestamp xd)
imma make my bullies (ex bffs) so mad by singing this bc if they laugh i’ll say “honestly i dont care what you lot think atleast i dont need makeup, because self confidence is better rather than listening to you” (also this is such a bop) 2:59
Put this on .25 speed
3:04 😈
I am BACK
That boy is cool dude claps on you 3:49
-Vox is in my wall😔-
Vox: Welcome home.
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone. Say hell-o to a new status-quo. Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn, TURN THE TV ON!
-Camera speeds, rolling in 3, 2, ...
-"Welcome to the show"!
Vox: Top the hour we're discusting a certain hazbin who has been spotten cavorting around town after seven years absence. Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!
Vox P.: So the radio demon is back in town.
Vox G.: Why he's hanging around?
Vox P.: What does that mean for your family? Well handly I've got good news:
He's a loser, a fossil and don't me to sound hostile but the demon is a COWARD!
Vox: You can take that as gospel. Pulling* my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible. Stop giving him the time of day; don't listen the word he'd say.
I hope he had s nice vacay but he should've stayed away!
While he hid in radio we pivoted to video. Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell's been better since he split, where he's been? Who gives a s***?
Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air.
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treaded hell to a brodcast, sinners' rejoy!
Vox: What a dated voice!
Alastor: Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video-podcast.
Vox: Come on!
Alastor: Is Vox insecure? Presuming allure? Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
Vox: Ignore his chirping!
Alastor: Everyday he's got a new format.
Vox: You're looking at the future; he's a s*** that comes before that!
Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports; or is it based on his supports? He'd be powerless without the other vees!
Vox: Oh please!
Alastor: And here's the sugar on the cream: he asked me to join his team!
Vox: Hold on!
Alastor: I said now and now he's pissy, that's the tea!
Vox: You all timey prick, I'll tell you suff-fering!
Alastor: Oh, the TV is buffering!
Vox: I'll destory yo-ou litt-tl-e...
Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
...
Let's begin:
I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone.
Tune on in.
When I'm done, your status-quo will know its race is run.
Oh, this will be fun.
*evil laughs*
Vox: F*******************!
*so you probably hear "play" instead of "pulling" but if you think about it, "play my viewers" seems sus. Pulling is more appropriate.
Also we know that this episode is rated M (16+).
[YT pls don't ban me because I censored all the bad words]
now its too creepy
no
turn the tv OAWwWwWwWwWnnnNUuHHhhHhHhHHHHH
FIRST
TF?
what's wrong
2:59
3:44
3:21
2:59