HUSBANDS DYING WISH
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- Опубліковано 27 лют 2024
- Stingy old husband wanted to be buried with all of his money. His wife played along. Or did she?
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That's one way to keep your word. He didn't say how to do it, and she did it. Props to her for clever thinking.
Old joke. There is a better version where the man gave a million to his minister, doctor, and lawyer and got them to promise to put all the money in the casket. The minister thinks about all the good he could do with even a quarter of that money. So he keeps a quarter of a million and opens a soup kitchen to feed the poor. The doctor thinks about a free clinic for the poor and keeps half a million. After the funeral, they all get together and the minister and doctor confess to what they have done. The lawyer says, "I'm ashamed of you two. For a man of God and a man of healing to steal is utterly contemptible." They asked him if HE had put in all the money. He said, "Of course, I did. We members of the legal profession are honorable people. I put a check for the ENTIRE amount into the casket."
This was somewhat the version I heard too, but the 'wife' version was pretty good too.
@@wondersteven Sure. But any joke that points out the devious behavior of lawyers is a good joke.
The (racist) version I heard as a kid involved four friends who made a bet on who would die first, and the survivors would place their share in the coffin.
@@robertkennedy5414 Yeah, I can see where that version is going. But I'm a lawyer. So I like the lawyer version.
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OMG I love this woman. She got him good. She kept her word. ❤❤❤
Way I heard it 50 years ago there were 3 friends and they made a bargan that whoever died 1st the others would put $10,000 each in the coffin. When one died the 1st friend put in $10,000 cash and saw the remaining friend put an evvelope in, too. Later he asked him how it felt to bury $10,000 and he replied,"I just put in a check for $20,000 and took my change out."
That was a good one 😂 ❤
The check will do him just as much good as the cash would have.
"...Noted" EEK!
That is hilarious. Your videos are always entertaining and funny. Mike is a blessed man as Joelle is so beautiful inside and out.
Thanks so much
Joelle said "Noted" 😂😂
One thing missing on the branches of the tree of life: a woman-miser.
In these uncertain times, your jokes and Jolles’s reactions bring genuine laughter to this old guy.
Clever lady! 😂😂
Awesome joke. Got me on that one! Thanks to u both ❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣, fantastic as always 👏
Love this, very cunning, brilliant 😂😂🤣🤣
How smart his wife was! Cheers! Lol!
YOU GUYS REALLY COME UP WITH BRILLIANT JOKES ❤❤
I love the ending. That was truly very clever.Thank you for sharing.
😂😂😂😂😂 I knew that was coming at the end 😂😂😂😂of the
Oh boy, that's a goodie! 😂
😂🤣 You had me wondering with this one!
Your wife has 100% natural traits for any man that could wish for her. Her beauty, positivity, and least of all willingness to put up with us (the internet people) to have you keep posting. And a Mom on top of that. F yea. You won the internet
It's an older joke but it cheques out...
Ahhh a clever Empirical reference in your pun indeed!!! 😂
BRILLIANT!🤣😂💥
And if that check doesn't go through, she will write him another one just like it!🤔😳
That is killer funny LOL big time
Always enjoy your posts. Thanks
That was so funny, you guys are the best with the little antidotes. Stay safe until the next video.
Antidotes?
Well, I can't say that it cured me of any of my ailments - and I probably wouldn't use it on a fresh snakebite - but I'll admit that it was a fair to middling ANECDOTE
@@chriscoughlin9289 that was that dang autocorrect and I didn't catch it.
Saw that one coming! Very good...
Too funny!!!
EXCELLENT!!
Gotta luv it!!!
That was a punchline that I didn't expect! Hahaha
Oh wow! That was a good call 😂
Every time I see your face, I instantly click on the video. The two of you are Beautiful together.
I've heard this joke many times, but I still clicked on it and gave it a Like.
Mike - im envius of you that have that lovely blossom 😊
Brilliant 🤣
That will work 😂
Y'all make my day ! Love and Peace from Tennessee, U.S.A.
Love it!
Thanks for the heart! I love your clips!
That's funny 😄.
Joelle says, "Noted"? Ummm...
Thank you
She speaks so sweet voice
All old jokes but good ones
good one
I just love your accent.
Priceless
Cheque? Cheque? Can’t use them in this life anymore…..
😂😂 Noted ❤
Great!
Excellent 😊😊😊😊
Lol 😂
When I was a kid in rural SA, there was a man who loved his possessions like that. When he was dying he had the farmhands pass his cattle by his bedroom window to view, beside his bed was a chest with gold coins. He let the coins run through his fingers while watching the cattle and so he died.
Slay🤣
Good thinking
A good friend of mine, from Scotland was old and on his death bed. He called for me...I knew his time was running out. I ran to him as fast as I could. He was happy to see me. He asked: "Please go up in the attic, there is a box labeled Misc14, open it. There is a bottle of whiskey in it that is 200 years old. After they put me 6 feet under, please pour the whiskey all over the grave...Can you do that, as my last wish"? I said, No problem...but would you mind if I passed that whiskey through my kidneys first?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Oh! Watch your missus mate, she thought that was a good idea.
😬😬 I know.
LoL
I just told this story Sunday 🤣
Yes, it is 50 years old.🤩
Lol
Hey ! Joelle........ ! !
At 28 second mark ... let me guess, she writes a check and tosses it in the coffin. Love the channel .... but saw that coming the 1st time ewe heard it.
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noted haha
Joelle you must do more of your inspirational shorts It is so important that you seem to talk to us one on one by saying we are valued , we have purpose plus your eyes are AMAZING :)
That was smart of her it's not like he was going to spend it anyway . And I'm positive depending on where he ends up there's not going to be a bank to cash the check 😂😂🤣🤣
Old joke or not , but that was very clever 😂
I been warning y'all that women are super sneaky !! 😂
She is very beautiful
Old man's ghost: [Where's my money?] Wife: [The check is in the coffin].
NOW THAT'S A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVEN ✔️THAT $AND JOJO IS STILL FINEEEEEEEEEEE 👌 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Bedankt
Thank you!!!! 😀😀😀
His wife has to be a politician...
Saw the punchline coming from a million miles away, but I watched to the end simply because Joelle is wearing cut-offs!
Saw this coming
Joelle said “noted” and used the word “clever”. Look out bro! 😅
Robert Muldoon: clever girl.
A man told his wife if he dies first and she goes out partying he will dig himself out of the grave and haunt her. He died before her and she went out partying. A friend asked her if she's worried about him coming out of the grave and haunting her. She said "That's why I buried him upside down."
That’s like this old man who got his friends to promise that they would sprinkle a rare bottle of Irish whiskey over his coffin.They. all agreed and promised him they would,but then one man said to but would you mind if we filtered it through our kidneys first.
The most obvious joke of the century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just a bit of trivia...you can eat the skin on a kiwi and it is actually very good, like an apple.
I spy a different kitchen....
Mum and Dad’s lodge 😊
"Noted." Bwahahahahahaha!
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I thought she was gonna put a debit card in there with him! 😂😂😂
So you buy a $10,000 debit card or whatever and put it in the casket ?
@@mofbombay6290 A debit card, not a gift card. Debit cards are tied to a bank account.
HOW DARE YOU, JOELLE?! WHEN DID YOU BECOME CANNIBAL?!
That joke is very old.
I know of something remarkably similar happened years ago in SFL, an old friend and funeral director told me the story. It was more like 4K ....
The thing is you have die soon as the ceques seem to becoming obsolete lol
I would’ve said, I did better than that I put in a no limit credit card!
Till no copyright is on using audio let’s make money 💴
Not so funny when check clears
Who is going to bank it? 😀
God knows everything!@@mikeandjoelle.
Old joke....
They are the best.
I'm gonna keep saying it. All you do is take other people’s material, play it in front of your grinning wife and make money. It's stealing basically.
Too much fat on that joke
How do I get rid of these. They keep popping up. I find the jokes and the lady’s face very irritating.
Of course the flip side is that it's very selfish of the miser to ask that the money be buried with him, & not leave to his wife &/family 😢. KUDOS👏 to the wife for thinking of a way to keep her word but not let the money go to waste 👌!!
⚱️💸⚰️🪦...🖤🚬🕳