You sent me CURSED Celeste mods...
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
- i tend to exaggerate criticisms for the sake of comedic effect. if I slandered your map in this video, sorry. i didnt mean it. except springcollab.autumn. for that one i didnt go far enough
how did indie game chris do it
in today's episode of the funny indie game of the year candidate platformer i finally come back from the suffering that was farewell golden berry just to suffer more why do i do this to myself
so i asked my discord server to send me cursed and strange celeste mods. things got weird. also bad. most of these mods are painful. except the ones ninz and seaze made i would never diss fellow youtuber celeste grandmaster gamers (please collab with me please ill do anything i just want friends hit me up).
this is last celeste video before i go to college uh oh
no one submitted Strawberry Jam biggest celeste mod all time im mad
im also gonna be doing a best celeste mods submissions so join discord for that rahhhh!!!
#celeste #valent #goldenberry #deathless #farewell #strawberryjam #summit #speedrun #worldrecord #dsides #mods
i plugged discord like 5 times in this video you gotta join you gottttta:
discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z
ok then XD
Hi! I made the hit map you played in this video, "Big Balls", and I would like to formally apologize for any form of brain damage I may have caused 🙏
what traumatic childhood event influenced the 3 Oshiros
(good map)
@@valent617 I was working on the map on my laptop thinking "how could I make the resort room awful" and had the insanely funny idea of putting 3 Oshiros in the room
Make Small Balls imo
That jumpscare made me poop my current pair of pants and all of my other pants
please warn us next time
forgot the jumpscare warning :(
I love how this man refused to do jelly neutrals and instead took like 10 min to climb that one wall.
i forgot i could do that. oh my god
LOLL my name is abigail and i heard the "i just want abigail to love me" and i was so thrown off for a second
thay mnight be my fault tbh
52:41 extremely scary jump scare
i actually had a heart attack, pls give a warning valent
sowy
huge day for the valent celeste community
also i found it funny that when i tried to type “valent” my phone autocorrected it to valentines
common autocorrect L
Maybe its a sign
in this episode, valent exploits our great ideas for his monetary gain, yk im starting to sense a pattern of alot of exploiting
clearly you havent watched the stardew videos this is par for the course
@@valent617 par for what exploiting 👿
its genuinely impressive how you managed to play source and walk into the two hardest rooms that you could in a row
finally valent plays all those random quirky celeste maps that keep getting recommend to me on youtube
0:58 was NOT expecting the omori music lmfao
omori jumpscare
@@valent617 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
or hotline miami at 7:05
i got jumpscared by it and had just a huge wave of emotion come over me all the sudden
4:26 my son died and this was the last thing we found on his computer screen we believe that his death is partly your fault and would like to inform you that we will be suing you for 1 bazillion dollars.
hello luckily my networth is 2 bazillion dollars your threat is meaningless to me
Cosmic Column mapper here
Love how you played the free checkpoint and then just left when Badeline told you to turn back lmao
The map didn't really fit the vibe of the video anyway so it's honestly probably for the best - it's one of a few that actually fit the description you gave at the start rather than just 'shitty' (definitely not biased)
I played some more of it off recording and it was super fun! good stuff
Yes! Together we are Celeste!
So a couple weeks ago i sent my discord server and aptly titled questionable celeste google form where i asked for zany/quirky/wacky celeste mod. keep in time throughout the duration of this video that nowhere in this form did i use the adjective "shitty". This is not my fault. I did this because I trusted my subscribers and thought to myself "Surely they would knowingly send me travesties" "Surely they wouldnt give me a bad gaming experience"
yes.
glad you played my map pumber 2, sad that you didn't enjoy my love for green springs.
babe wake up valent upload
30:30 im glad to have my horrid collab in this video
that collab is peak wdym
@@valent617 I also did make the song in feces type gameplay it's called fard step
when your super epic skin mod gets the reaction of "when did i get this skin"
i genuinely did not know
@@valent617 i mean does it even matter when it was clearly the best mod in the whole video
THIS MAN DOES NOT HAVE A DISCORD ITS A SCAM THEY FORCED ME TO GIVE THEM MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
Oh whoops actually that was my bank never mind
fake news fake news nuh uh
@@valent617Chronically online
if you want an extended game experience, you should go for the golden berry on spring collab autumn (its not impossible, feel free to savestate / debug teleport if youve done a part before)
thats gotta be tier X
You can't hide your pregnancy from us
I hate autocorrect I meant gregnacy
oh
i want to marry sometimes superdash collab
4:25 OMGG AHHHHHHHHHH AMONG US JUMSCARE
SORRY
The OWO room was made because I didn't know how to change the checkpoint and I had nothing to put there and my sister was in my room being a cat.
pumber 3 when
@@valent617 I shouldn't but I will
52:40 guys watch out theres a jumpscare
should I include valent in my programming class final project or my english final project
both instant A
hi wali :3
@@taguspt3355 hi violtron :3 (the only time i will ever willingly :3)
@@waligooli I hope not :333333
ur welcome for the plug
goat behavior
Never trust us, we’re the ones who rewarded you with views for playing this torturous game
That was the next step. You knew that would happen.
new celeste vid dropped
(if you're getting burnt out from it, feel free to take a break dude)
thank u will do
@@valent617 do grandmaster lobby in sj
I'm glad 9B is still fun these days lol 😭 ty for playing
Is this valent?
hey cutie i would never kill your brother
No, this is Patrick
Sans undertale??
You are forgiven for the crime of eating cats
You have successfully demonstrated your aptitude for banana cat. I would offer a reward but I am a broke college student. 👍
i would accept the reward but my channel is not monetized
@@valent617 tragic
Valent never fails to tickle our balls with their shoelace
That drake mouse image is like Chinese water torture, you never know when the next one will come, but rest assured it will come
conglaturations
The feather room in EXTREME SUSSY PROLOGUE is arguably my fault
why did you do that.
@@valent617 I cooked the mixture of dashless gameplay + feather that lasts a really long time, bouncy spikes were a malicious addition from a 3rd party
TLDR, He did not like the maps very much
Summit downside if it was good
impossible :\
its always been good wdym
This reminds me of Madeline Votes in the 2022 Nauruan Parliamentary Election. Also Pinb-
i have never had more respect for a person ever after seeing you do all of springcollab.autumn.bin
That sschnitzell guy sure sounds hot.
I feel it's worth mentioning, I didn't recommend the map "reator_ultra_coner_boosts_are_fun_ultra_c"
I recommended summit ballsside.
I guess it's valent messing with us like usual, damn.
oh uh oh I might have messed some of those up sorry
thanks for submission tho summit ball side was funy
HOLY SHIT! HOUR LONG VALENT CELESTE VIDEO?!?!?! I’M PROCRASTINATING STUDYING JUST TO WATCH THIS FOR SURE!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Also thanks for playing my map :)
If you love tech spam why don’t you silver it????
LMAO
0:32 Stymph's attempt to make everyone stop calling her cute
Nooooo 😭 He played the wrong maps on the corn collab. I wanted him to play my map specifically... Oh well, I still appreciate that you took my apply. Nice video!
i hope you saw my message in the intro card for it i didnt read the quote until after i didnt see im acc sorry thats my b
@@valent617 It's alright, thanks! You could play it for best maps video, if you think it's good. (by the way, if you have trouble finding it on the lobby, it's on the far left)
1:20
lmfao OMORI actually fits here
Just fyi the trollsides full version has been out for about 18 days now.
i am so glad the person submitted only the demo
WAIT you made the mod im not saying its bad im just bad with rage games
@@valent617 LMAO THE INSTANT REGRET
@@valent617 just to let you know I'm not mad I understand troll maps are not for everyone lol
when the youtuber flashes a funny image on the screen for 0.25 seconds!!!
The plot twist is that he submitted all the maps for his capitalistic urges
Huge more Celeste YIPPEE
This video was hot garbage
10/10
so glad you agree
The king is back with peak as always. As I’ve said before, never stop posting, you will one day get the recognition you deserve
I remember goldening 1/2-trollside, best thing ever
but why
@@valent617 once you know the trolls it becomes more of how good you are
12:35 worst? o_O that was one of my fav maps in sj, lol
fair enough to each their own W differing opinions
Some of these maps were shitposts, but some are actually pretty fun
yeah, Cosmic Column is excellent. Also the one that was a karoshi map with a dda room as an intro looked neat.
@@iambad yeah I was pretty surprised to see that Cosmic Column made it in but I guess it makes sense given what this video was supposed to be rather than what it ended up as
ong
someone shouldve made venus from lxvi into its own seperate mod and submitted it
funny story I wouldn't have touched that one
@@valent617 i bet you wouldve had a great time
29:47 Size 2 is real
1:10 Lore accurate omori stairs
The most underrated UA-camr ever
what a terrible thing is going on there???
omg valent celeste video
YOO new valent upload go brr
ima be fr this is hella entertaining
u got urself a sub and a like
keep going on that grind valent
the grind never stops
@@valent617 u should do dashless+ golden berry >:)
an hour long valent video⁉️⁉️⁉️ we eating good! (clearly he’s obsessed with the drake mouse cheese image)
it funny
BURGERKINGZURGER
stroke
valent i will consider joining the discord when gm lobby completion comes out i know you want the berries and i know you need sj closure
56 minute Valent Video? We must be eating good 😋😋
Very amazing video as always👍
the hotline miami music in farewell map
8:54 Finally! "Spinners!"
i didnt notice that!
idk why your videos appear to me but I love them
VALENT
NYL
guys i think he might have the farewell golden not sure tho
hey did you know i got farewell golden
@@valent617 no way dude that’s crazy
@@twigziybut does he have a CREATOR POINT?
....no but when is the "Madeline gets her backpack by opening the gate : the movie" with your commentary and its unedited tho?
doesnt the gate take 8 hours to open uh oh
@@valent617 :)
very yoinky sploinky video valent thank you
No 7d1d? Guys lets submit d1d7
banned
wait I recommended celeste 2 WHAT i thought i put in sca ???
maybe you did sorry i kinda mixed some of them up
@@valent617All cool celeste 2 is funny as fuck
Amazing funny video as always
13:07 sounds like moistcritical lol
love that guy
Do you edit your videos and voice over them or do you just have godly timing?
i edit/voice over im not actually that funny
@@valent617 still hilarious, I was just confused cause you can hear the button presses but then the timing was immaculate
FIREE
1:43 realllllll
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i should just shut up at this point im not even gonna bet any money on anything anymore im already broke as shit
99% of gamblers quit right before they hit big
Next video, "goldening farewell b side"
hahahhahahahaha. no
LOL YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES NOW❤
-legally obligated comment-
good.
12:17 i fucking know this but completely forget where from
HAHHAHAH
52:40 jumpscare warning
valent the goat
Hey, great gameplay, but why is it intermittently interrupted by the ratman?
he wants the cheese
celess
Fire video
i wish i submitted something to this
you can submit to the next one!
@@valent617 ooo, where?
It’s a master piece
There was no Playable Credits B-Side by NeoKat in this video :(
peak
description is true i think :3
oh hey
27:54 same