@@valent617 I was working on the map on my laptop thinking "how could I make the resort room awful" and had the insanely funny idea of putting 3 Oshiros in the room
Cosmic Column mapper here Love how you played the free checkpoint and then just left when Badeline told you to turn back lmao The map didn't really fit the vibe of the video anyway so it's honestly probably for the best - it's one of a few that actually fit the description you gave at the start rather than just 'shitty' (definitely not biased)
Nooooo 😭 He played the wrong maps on the corn collab. I wanted him to play my map specifically... Oh well, I still appreciate that you took my apply. Nice video!
@@valent617 It's alright, thanks! You could play it for best maps video, if you think it's good. (by the way, if you have trouble finding it on the lobby, it's on the far left)
That sschnitzell guy sure sounds hot. I feel it's worth mentioning, I didn't recommend the map "reator_ultra_coner_boosts_are_fun_ultra_c" I recommended summit ballsside. I guess it's valent messing with us like usual, damn.
if you want an extended game experience, you should go for the golden berry on spring collab autumn (its not impossible, feel free to savestate / debug teleport if youve done a part before)
@@valent617 I cooked the mixture of dashless gameplay + feather that lasts a really long time, bouncy spikes were a malicious addition from a 3rd party
So a couple weeks ago i sent my discord server and aptly titled questionable celeste google form where i asked for zany/quirky/wacky celeste mod. keep in time throughout the duration of this video that nowhere in this form did i use the adjective "shitty". This is not my fault. I did this because I trusted my subscribers and thought to myself "Surely they would knowingly send me travesties" "Surely they wouldnt give me a bad gaming experience"
@@iambad yeah I was pretty surprised to see that Cosmic Column made it in but I guess it makes sense given what this video was supposed to be rather than what it ended up as
4:26 my son died and this was the last thing we found on his computer screen we believe that his death is partly your fault and would like to inform you that we will be suing you for 1 bazillion dollars.
i plugged discord like 5 times in this video you gotta join you gottttta:
discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z
ok then XD
Hi! I made the hit map you played in this video, "Big Balls", and I would like to formally apologize for any form of brain damage I may have caused 🙏
what traumatic childhood event influenced the 3 Oshiros
(good map)
@@valent617 I was working on the map on my laptop thinking "how could I make the resort room awful" and had the insanely funny idea of putting 3 Oshiros in the room
Make Small Balls imo
I'm the real Spamton.G.Spamton not this [50% off dollar store] ripoff
when are you making the sequel big boobs (the good version)
That jumpscare made me poop my current pair of pants and all of my other pants
please warn us next time
forgot the jumpscare warning :(
I love how this man refused to do jelly neutrals and instead took like 10 min to climb that one wall.
i forgot i could do that. oh my god
LOLL my name is abigail and i heard the "i just want abigail to love me" and i was so thrown off for a second
thay mnight be my fault tbh
Cosmic Column mapper here
Love how you played the free checkpoint and then just left when Badeline told you to turn back lmao
The map didn't really fit the vibe of the video anyway so it's honestly probably for the best - it's one of a few that actually fit the description you gave at the start rather than just 'shitty' (definitely not biased)
I played some more of it off recording and it was super fun! good stuff
52:41 extremely scary jump scare
i actually had a heart attack, pls give a warning valent
sowy
huge day for the valent celeste community
also i found it funny that when i tried to type “valent” my phone autocorrected it to valentines
common autocorrect L
Maybe its a sign
20:23 "there better be something good here!"
3 seekers:
finally valent plays all those random quirky celeste maps that keep getting recommend to me on youtube
This reminds me of Madeline Votes in the 2022 Nauruan Parliamentary Election. Also Pinb-
i have never had more respect for a person ever after seeing you do all of springcollab.autumn.bin
its genuinely impressive how you managed to play source and walk into the two hardest rooms that you could in a row
in this episode, valent exploits our great ideas for his monetary gain, yk im starting to sense a pattern of alot of exploiting
clearly you havent watched the stardew videos this is par for the course
@@valent617 par for what exploiting 👿
I'm glad 9B is still fun these days lol 😭 ty for playing
That drake mouse image is like Chinese water torture, you never know when the next one will come, but rest assured it will come
Yes! Together we are Celeste!
4:25 OMGG AHHHHHHHHHH AMONG US JUMSCARE
SORRY
0:32 Stymph's attempt to make everyone stop calling her cute
The OWO room was made because I didn't know how to change the checkpoint and I had nothing to put there and my sister was in my room being a cat.
pumber 3 when
@@valent617 I shouldn't but I will
Nooooo 😭 He played the wrong maps on the corn collab. I wanted him to play my map specifically... Oh well, I still appreciate that you took my apply. Nice video!
i hope you saw my message in the intro card for it i didnt read the quote until after i didnt see im acc sorry thats my b
@@valent617 It's alright, thanks! You could play it for best maps video, if you think it's good. (by the way, if you have trouble finding it on the lobby, it's on the far left)
i want to marry sometimes superdash collab
30:30 im glad to have my horrid collab in this video
that collab is peak wdym
@@valent617 I also did make the song in feces type gameplay it's called fard step
The king is back with peak as always. As I’ve said before, never stop posting, you will one day get the recognition you deserve
0:58 was NOT expecting the omori music lmfao
omori jumpscare
@@valent617 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
or hotline miami at 7:05
i got jumpscared by it and had just a huge wave of emotion come over me all the sudden
52:40 guys watch out theres a jumpscare
31:21 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BEAT DROP
HOLY SHIT! HOUR LONG VALENT CELESTE VIDEO?!?!?! I’M PROCRASTINATING STUDYING JUST TO WATCH THIS FOR SURE!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Also thanks for playing my map :)
That sschnitzell guy sure sounds hot.
I feel it's worth mentioning, I didn't recommend the map "reator_ultra_coner_boosts_are_fun_ultra_c"
I recommended summit ballsside.
I guess it's valent messing with us like usual, damn.
oh uh oh I might have messed some of those up sorry
thanks for submission tho summit ball side was funy
0:54 2C did not succumb
YES I FOUND THIS COMMENT
when your super epic skin mod gets the reaction of "when did i get this skin"
i genuinely did not know
@@valent617 i mean does it even matter when it was clearly the best mod in the whole video
glad you played my map pumber 2, sad that you didn't enjoy my love for green springs.
1:20
lmfao OMORI actually fits here
Never trust us, we’re the ones who rewarded you with views for playing this torturous game
54:40 yes but have you really been far even as decided to use and go want to do look more like?
no
I remember goldening 1/2-trollside, best thing ever
but why
@@valent617 once you know the trolls it becomes more of how good you are
That was the next step. You knew that would happen.
if you want an extended game experience, you should go for the golden berry on spring collab autumn (its not impossible, feel free to savestate / debug teleport if youve done a part before)
thats gotta be tier X
12:35 worst? o_O that was one of my fav maps in sj, lol
fair enough to each their own W differing opinions
17:55 Funniest troll mod ever honestly.
babe wake up valent upload
Just fyi the trollsides full version has been out for about 18 days now.
i am so glad the person submitted only the demo
WAIT you made the mod im not saying its bad im just bad with rage games
@@valent617 LMAO THE INSTANT REGRET
@@valent617 just to let you know I'm not mad I understand troll maps are not for everyone lol
when the youtuber flashes a funny image on the screen for 0.25 seconds!!!
new celeste vid dropped
(if you're getting burnt out from it, feel free to take a break dude)
thank u will do
@@valent617 do grandmaster lobby in sj
It's okay Valent. It's a character development we all have to take when we realise too much crack is indeed bad.
-sincerely Uel
The feather room in EXTREME SUSSY PROLOGUE is arguably my fault
why did you do that.
@@valent617 I cooked the mixture of dashless gameplay + feather that lasts a really long time, bouncy spikes were a malicious addition from a 3rd party
You can't hide your pregnancy from us
I hate autocorrect I meant gregnacy
oh
The plot twist is that he submitted all the maps for his capitalistic urges
someone shouldve made venus from lxvi into its own seperate mod and submitted it
funny story I wouldn't have touched that one
@@valent617 i bet you wouldve had a great time
should I include valent in my programming class final project or my english final project
both instant A
hi wali :3
@@taguspt3355 hi violtron :3 (the only time i will ever willingly :3)
@@waligooli I hope not :333333
THIS MAN DOES NOT HAVE A DISCORD ITS A SCAM THEY FORCED ME TO GIVE THEM MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
Oh whoops actually that was my bank never mind
fake news fake news nuh uh
@@valent617Chronically online
So a couple weeks ago i sent my discord server and aptly titled questionable celeste google form where i asked for zany/quirky/wacky celeste mod. keep in time throughout the duration of this video that nowhere in this form did i use the adjective "shitty". This is not my fault. I did this because I trusted my subscribers and thought to myself "Surely they would knowingly send me travesties" "Surely they wouldnt give me a bad gaming experience"
yes.
Valent never fails to tickle our balls with their shoelace
Some of these maps were shitposts, but some are actually pretty fun
yeah, Cosmic Column is excellent. Also the one that was a karoshi map with a dda room as an intro looked neat.
@@iambad yeah I was pretty surprised to see that Cosmic Column made it in but I guess it makes sense given what this video was supposed to be rather than what it ended up as
ong
Before watching this, I really want crystal garden to show up in here
im not that built different
@valent617 you didn't have to beat it, really just wanted someone to send you it (it'd be funny)
You have successfully demonstrated your aptitude for banana cat. I would offer a reward but I am a broke college student. 👍
i would accept the reward but my channel is not monetized
@@valent617 tragic
Do you edit your videos and voice over them or do you just have godly timing?
i edit/voice over im not actually that funny
@@valent617 still hilarious, I was just confused cause you can hear the button presses but then the timing was immaculate
Very amazing video as always👍
This entire video was absolute PEAK ngl
11:44 The dash crystal can also be collected if you have low stamina, which you did, so madeline grabbed it to regain her stamina, and then you dashed
ohhhhhhh im a grandmaster i should know this
TLDR, He did not like the maps very much
idk why your videos appear to me but I love them
conglaturations
29:47 Size 2 is real
1:10 Lore accurate omori stairs
Submitting dashless plus for best Celeste mods
ima be fr this is hella entertaining
u got urself a sub and a like
keep going on that grind valent
the grind never stops
@@valent617 u should do dashless+ golden berry >:)
ur welcome for the plug
goat behavior
Huge more Celeste YIPPEE
4:26 my son died and this was the last thing we found on his computer screen we believe that his death is partly your fault and would like to inform you that we will be suing you for 1 bazillion dollars.
hello luckily my networth is 2 bazillion dollars your threat is meaningless to me
This is my new favorite kind of brainrot, the commentary is golden
oh god am i a brainrot creator now
valent i will consider joining the discord when gm lobby completion comes out i know you want the berries and i know you need sj closure
Rewatching the video and top quote is "Now I'm a femboy with a gun, just as the founding fathers intended"
omg valent celeste video
The most underrated UA-camr ever
If you love tech spam why don’t you silver it????
LMAO
As a Limbus Company player seeing Gregnant in the end was a fucking flashbang holy kim ji-hoon
Its probably very unrelated to Limbus Company but still
Summit downside if it was good
impossible :\
its always been good wdym
YOO new valent upload go brr
8:54 Finally! "Spinners!"
i didnt notice that!
You are forgiven for the crime of eating cats
an hour long valent video⁉️⁉️⁉️ we eating good! (clearly he’s obsessed with the drake mouse cheese image)
it funny
56 minute Valent Video? We must be eating good 😋😋
the hotline miami music in farewell map
Amazing funny video as always
VALENT
NYL
what a terrible thing is going on there???
....no but when is the "Madeline gets her backpack by opening the gate : the movie" with your commentary and its unedited tho?
doesnt the gate take 8 hours to open uh oh
@@valent617 :)
someone please send him 5b funnier version (it has ~2 hours of bouncing on a seeker to cross a room)
i shan't be playing that one
1:43 realllllll
guys i think he might have the farewell golden not sure tho
hey did you know i got farewell golden
@@valent617 no way dude that’s crazy
@@twigziybut does he have a CREATOR POINT?
This video was hot garbage
10/10
so glad you agree
Hey, great gameplay, but why is it intermittently interrupted by the ratman?
he wants the cheese
No 7d1d? Guys lets submit d1d7
banned
Fire video
What collour is your tip big man
???????
Next video, "goldening farewell b side"
hahahhahahahaha. no
Is this valent?
hey cutie i would never kill your brother
No, this is Patrick
Sans undertale??
very yoinky sploinky video valent thank you
wait I recommended celeste 2 WHAT i thought i put in sca ???
maybe you did sorry i kinda mixed some of them up
@@valent617All cool celeste 2 is funny as fuck
52:40 jumpscare warning