Mom pee pee time to eat your pee cocomelon what I'm not eating pee mom good good pee it's good for you cocomelon no no I don't like it ew mom pee pee Teddy likes
The Alphie destruction actually gives me nostalgic vibes. Got him for Christmas (iirc) when I was really little and back when my maternal grandparents were still around - I loved playing with him ever since. Along with Hide and Seek Jojo (which I also received when I was little as a gift) Alphie would then go on to become one of my favorite toys and I would play with him just about every week. He was pretty much like a friend to me and he was company for me when nobody else could be (the same thing goes for Jojo). Unfortunately one day I wanted to spend time with him again and to my surprise he said something along the lines of “I think I need a new memory cartridge” - tried fidgeting with cards a little and no luck - so in the end I could not really do anything about it and did not know what to do during that time since I was very young - it crippled my young little heart. So to summarize, I always loved Alphie, and it’s nice to hear about him again (even though I love him personally, this is a great destruction video along with the myriad of others - been a long time watcher for years)! Cocomelon, however? It fricking sucks. I will admit I watch a lot of shows and have a fair share of toys that are targeted to kids, but dang - it’s everywhere, and I can’t get away from it. It’s like the occasional gnats that always try to get in your face.
In Cocomelon, The Tortoise and the Hare song is played which is sung in the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Around The Mountain”. Toy Car Balloon Race or Car Wash Song are each sung to the tune of “The Wheels on the Bus”. Also, the Laughing Baby and Family song is sung to the tune of “Skip to my Lou”.
Give S.A.M. the Robot from Sesame Street some credit, he might have malfunctioned, but he at least started working again after someone hit him (more or less). 6:38 - You've seen that episode of Doofy the Dragon, haven't you? 8:24 - Same here. I'd probably be like Uncle Ted from Bobby's World.
7:34 Jaxen: Let’s see what’s in your lunch. CocoBox: WAIT, NO- Also Coco: *gets hit organs spill out* Jaxen: Health Food! Jaxen: & the moral, is eat to live, but don’t live to eat. Jaxen: *hits the lunchbox and throws* Jaxen: *opens the lunchbox and puts another coco inside the luchbox* Jaxen: CoCo-Ception. Jaxen: *Closes the lunchbox*
man i used to play alot with that robot. To this day i never knew the robot had those expressions or could play music. Especialy that weird rectangular card thing that i have no idea about
If an evil giant robot comes to destroy Jaxen’s house with the town, then he’ll have to save the town using a giant Bam slam tool to destroy its parts! Jaxen would become the hero!
The part of the Cocomelon boombox reminds me of ,,The wheels on the bus go bam and slam and bam and slam!” From the Cocomelon schoolbus destruction video from last year before Christmas!
Alphie: Alphie joins his chat 0:10 Alphie: Alphie left out his chat 2:04 Alphie: Alphie joins his chat (against) 2:38 Alphie: Alphie left out his chat (against) 3:37 Alphie: dies 4:56
The robot kinda sounds like Karen from Spongebob on a very low budget, and looks like a bootleg Lego figure. Also kinda sounds like it sucked out some helium out of a helium machine. Also got some more toy ideas for you to destroy: 1. Gotta Go Turdle Destruction 2. Peeps Animated Plush and Hallmark Donald Duck Don't Pull My Ears Animated Plush DOUBLE DESTRUCTION 3. Poopsie Dancing Unicorn Destruction 4. Dino Stomp Elmo Destruction 5. Just Play Potty Time Elmo Destruction 6. Fisher Price DJ Bouncin' Beats Destruction 7. Fisher Price Quizard The Learning Wizard Destruction 8. Worlds of Wonder Mickey Mouse Destruction 9. Five Below Reese's Charging Hub, South Park and Bob's Burgers Tiny TV Classics and Big Sister Dora Doll QUADRUPLE DESTRUCTION 10. Cocomelon Ultimate Learning Adventure Bus Destruction 11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood Interactive Take Along Storyteller Destruction 12. Learning Resources Pretend & Play Teaching ATM Bank and Casdon Henry Toy Vacuum DOUBLE DESTRUCTION 13. Peppa Pig Learn & Go Alphabet Car Destruction 14. Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Counting and Colors Uno, Clock, Activity Cube and Instant Camera QUADRUPLE DESTRUCTION 15. Handy Manny Ripp The Chainsaw Destruction 16. LeapFrog Let's Record Music Player Destruction 17. Fisher Price Happy World Dance Dance Rainbow Worm Destruction 18. vTech Smellephant Destruction 19. Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Puppy's Smart Stages Driver Destruction 20. Nerf Roblox Arsenal Pulse Laser and Go Go Cory Carson Two Scoops Eileen Ice Cream Truck DOUBLE DESTRUCTION
2:06 that made me laugh so much
@Disrupter_x20YT he keeps braking the robot 🤖 with the hammer 😬😬😬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yep.
fr
Me too
Same
4:33 Bounce
7:51 Cocoception
0:15
Alphie : learning with you is like dual processors
Liam Howlett: killing with you is like having bloody bones
Dual, no it’s having two
5:03 Opening Breakfast Bot's brain be like
The motherboard
3:38 Cool transition!
6:37 *I have drugs, in my car*
Awesome
Mom pee pee time to eat your pee cocomelon what I'm not eating pee mom good good pee it's good for you cocomelon no no I don't like it ew mom pee pee Teddy likes
Wow
The Alphie destruction actually gives me nostalgic vibes. Got him for Christmas (iirc) when I was really little and back when my maternal grandparents were still around - I loved playing with him ever since.
Along with Hide and Seek Jojo (which I also received when I was little as a gift) Alphie would then go on to become one of my favorite toys and I would play with him just about every week. He was pretty much like a friend to me and he was company for me when nobody else could be (the same thing goes for Jojo).
Unfortunately one day I wanted to spend time with him again and to my surprise he said something along the lines of “I think I need a new memory cartridge” - tried fidgeting with cards a little and no luck - so in the end I could not really do anything about it and did not know what to do during that time since I was very young - it crippled my young little heart.
So to summarize, I always loved Alphie, and it’s nice to hear about him again (even though I love him personally, this is a great destruction video along with the myriad of others - been a long time watcher for years)!
Cocomelon, however? It fricking sucks. I will admit I watch a lot of shows and have a fair share of toys that are targeted to kids, but dang - it’s everywhere, and I can’t get away from it. It’s like the occasional gnats that always try to get in your face.
Oh my god i had both alphie and jojo 😭 good ol days
I had a Little Einsteins Rocket guitar but my sister destroyed my heart when my 17 year old sister's Rocket guitar was destroyed
@@Cupcakenotheresad
Fuck
Shit! xD
4:06 Alphe: Err. Does not compute
Bam slam gadget: Does not care
TttttttttttttfddrvxdgGddgatraiirwytdauturwurysyrsurusyywurywrttywetaerSgftyrwyrtwwrtefag 4:21
No 😂nnnnn 😅saaaaaabbbbbbbbbb mmmmmmmmtttt 5:00
5:41 Cocomelon intro with *destruction meme*
7:37 hell food 6:48 the sweetest kid you’ve ever seen 7:51 cocoception 4:33 bounce 3:26 hmmm does not compute hahahahah 1:06 it makes my circuit sing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@BradVids-24 hi
3:36
@@Loopystudios9111 hello nerd 🤓
@@Loopystudios9111 3:44
2:29 Look, it's russia with card it?
Will his russian
@@cruise55yeah!/!
Кто сказал русский!?!!
Кто меня позвал?
3:39 Goodbye russian
Strange facts:
6:48 actually theres a creepy part about the boombox and if you go to 6:48 you will apprently hear “the sweetest kid you even seen”
HAHA
7:34: Let's see what's in our lunch.
Cocobox: NO! PLEASE! *Coco gets hit* *ORGANS SPILL OUT*
2:04: Is really funny by the way
HEALTH FOOD said Jaxon
@@plishaedavis1591 hell
Jaxen: lets see whats in our lunch box Coco box: oh no. Jaxen *breaks open cocobox* Jaxen: hell food
2:04
Alphie: OOPS, MEMORY MALFUNCTION- *DIES*
5:01 You Just Decapitated The Toy Robot With A Hammer, That's So Brutal
NO ITS NOT A HAMMER ITS MEGA ULTIMATE BAM SLAM GADGET TO BAM AND SLAM!!
3:38 That was smooth ☠️
I can imagine his neighbors are like:
“Look it’s that Jaxon guy who destroys baby toys on the road”
2:06
7:34 GETS ME DOWN XDD
@Disrupter_x20YT Jackson is having trouble with his robot whoops 😬 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Food d
DROPS OU5
Explosion
3:38-Oh no,Alphie 😳!
Poor Thing 🤖 😢
Weird transition
bro teleported
She one of the most cutestt robot that make me little bit cry without tears
Alpihe fell fall crash 3:38
The legend is back with MORE toys to destroy!
7:51 cocoception
I thought the coconelon toy was singing “pee! Pee! Time to eat your pee!” Didn’t realize it was PEAS.
Lol
3:36 i like the transition
5:58 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WERY VEIRD MISS OLA'S DAY
@В̌ THANKS FOR HELP
3:39 No More Robot Jumping On The Bed
Imao
Fr
8:06 I feel ya man, I have the same problems that I’m dealing with right now…! 😣🤦♂️
Same Here
Me too.
4:33 that bam slam went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👁👄👁
{❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊}
Why does the playskool to me is nostalgia 3:06
Yes, I love to see more new destructions.
Me too
7:34 LOL
3:39 (Oops...) Memory Malfunction - (Hmmm...) Does Not Compute
3:37 *
If this guy never did this, he would be able to buy a 5 story home with a garage
In Cocomelon, The Tortoise and the Hare song is played which is sung in the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Around The Mountain”.
Toy Car Balloon Race or Car Wash Song are each sung to the tune of “The Wheels on the Bus”. Also, the Laughing Baby and Family song is sung to the tune of “Skip to my Lou”.
1:56 I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:05 JSON
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got a ad for cocomelon at the end of this video 💀
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Press my head button to play hide and seek or put a card in so... 4:52
2:03 Alphie: Oops! Memory Malfunction. Can you put that- (dies)
What happened to red
1:42 Hey. what's the big idea
Oooh, I've been thinking about this, But you uploaded it!
4:56 HE DESTROYED ROBOT'S EYES
The Fact That He's Bashing The Cocomelon Radio With The Microphone… 🤣🤣🤣
7:00 BRAINROT MODE OFF
4:52 Alphie's last words is: Press my head button to play hide and seek or put a card in so..
Find and seek
4:53
4:54
4:55
4:56
Give S.A.M. the Robot from Sesame Street some credit, he might have malfunctioned, but he at least started working again after someone hit him (more or less).
6:38 - You've seen that episode of Doofy the Dragon, haven't you?
8:24 - Same here. I'd probably be like Uncle Ted from Bobby's World.
3:51'; The REVENGE of The Bam-Slam Gadget!!! #Cocoseption
(Oops...) Does not even compute.
7:34 Jaxen: Let’s see what’s in your lunch.
CocoBox: WAIT, NO-
Also Coco: *gets hit organs spill out*
Jaxen: Health Food!
Jaxen: & the moral, is eat to live, but don’t live to eat.
Jaxen: *hits the lunchbox and throws*
Jaxen: *opens the lunchbox and puts another coco inside the luchbox*
Jaxen: CoCo-Ception.
Jaxen: *Closes the lunchbox*
1:21 OOPS memory malfunction can you put that card in again
My mom got me an alphie when i was like 4 and its so weird and nostalgic to hear the sounds its making ❤️ i played w it like every day for years
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 0:34
Nerdby the furby party rocker be like:
The legend's back to road.
Butts
@@michellecasey8135omg lol
@@michellecasey8135a
@@michellecasey8135Blue Bird tc2000 in Illinois on Spanish March 2011
@@michellecasey8135 er
man i used to play alot with that robot. To this day i never knew the robot had those expressions or could play music. Especialy that weird rectangular card thing that i have no idea about
0:29 Ooh, that tickles!
*giggles*
Me: I wish my uncle will tickle me.
0:29 Ooh, That tickles! Hehehe
Me: My mom tickles me so hard
The legend of destruction is back!
Alphie's start up sound made me laugh😂
Alphie was my childhood toy. As a young one, I tried to beat it up, now you just simulated it. 😶
That Robot Looks So Adorable 🤖
Your destruction videos are so funny and fun to watch
i need more destruction videos like this
Bro just stopped the robot apocalypse from happening
If an evil giant robot comes to destroy Jaxen’s house with the town, then he’ll have to save the town using a giant Bam slam tool to destroy its parts!
Jaxen would become the hero!
THX FOR REQUESTING MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:09 I misjudged you in other video but now I'm watching this one I think the same way about babies, I can't even see them
The part of the Cocomelon boombox reminds me of ,,The wheels on the bus go bam and slam and bam and slam!” From the Cocomelon schoolbus destruction video from last year before Christmas!
😂😂
JAXENS BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:36 I have drugs in my car
6:37 I have drugs in my car.
3:39 Bye Squid
6:38 "I have drugs in my car!"
LOL!
Yay a new video
I respect the Filthy Frank reference.
3:19 Alphie Got an Itch
Bruh
I've had this happen to mine (I own one)
1:21 oops! Memory malfunction! Can you put that card in again?
3:26 naah! does not compute! (laugh) can you put that card in again?
That Alphie robot was a toy I remember having, it was the best toy ever made for kids, sucks that I don’t have it with me to this day…
It looks So Adorable 🤖
@@msmlovers463Jamboree right?! I want to buy it again just to relive childhood
5:31 Destruction Time again
2:04 Oops. Memory malfunction- can you pu- *powers off*
4:54 the robot is sad that you don't want to play hide and seek
me for Eighty-six 0:56
7:33 Let's see what's In our Lunch.
Cocobox: No! don't!
Hammer: *kills cocobox*
4:42 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!
Nice Video
Nice 5:09
6:15 BYE BYE BRAINROT COCOMELON
2006-2024
Can you do the old leapfrog picnic basket destruction next?
Alphie: Alphie joins his chat 0:10
Alphie: Alphie left out his chat 2:04
Alphie: Alphie joins his chat (against) 2:38
Alphie: Alphie left out his chat (against) 3:37
Alphie: dies 4:56
This is the only toys channel I watch😂❤❤
Request Sonic the hedgehog Amy Rose action figure destruction
Yeah
Destruction king returns
3:38 My Favourites
💀💀💀
awesome vid :D
I used to have one of those... Oh, those were the days.
The robot kinda sounds like Karen from Spongebob on a very low budget, and looks like a bootleg Lego figure. Also kinda sounds like it sucked out some helium out of a helium machine.
Also got some more toy ideas for you to destroy:
1. Gotta Go Turdle Destruction
2. Peeps Animated Plush and Hallmark Donald Duck Don't Pull My Ears Animated Plush DOUBLE DESTRUCTION
3. Poopsie Dancing Unicorn Destruction
4. Dino Stomp Elmo Destruction
5. Just Play Potty Time Elmo Destruction
6. Fisher Price DJ Bouncin' Beats Destruction
7. Fisher Price Quizard The Learning Wizard Destruction
8. Worlds of Wonder Mickey Mouse Destruction
9. Five Below Reese's Charging Hub, South Park and Bob's Burgers Tiny TV Classics and Big Sister Dora Doll QUADRUPLE DESTRUCTION
10. Cocomelon Ultimate Learning Adventure Bus Destruction
11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood Interactive Take Along Storyteller Destruction
12. Learning Resources Pretend & Play Teaching ATM Bank and Casdon Henry Toy Vacuum DOUBLE DESTRUCTION
13. Peppa Pig Learn & Go Alphabet Car Destruction
14. Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Counting and Colors Uno, Clock, Activity Cube and Instant Camera QUADRUPLE DESTRUCTION
15. Handy Manny Ripp The Chainsaw Destruction
16. LeapFrog Let's Record Music Player Destruction
17. Fisher Price Happy World Dance Dance Rainbow Worm Destruction
18. vTech Smellephant Destruction
19. Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Puppy's Smart Stages Driver Destruction
20. Nerf Roblox Arsenal Pulse Laser and Go Go Cory Carson Two Scoops Eileen Ice Cream Truck DOUBLE DESTRUCTION
Any destruction requests?
Also he should destroy that character that you said about that robot sounded like
Here are the cocomelon boombox songs.
1. Preview
2. ABC Fruits
3. Good Night
4. Clean and Dry
i saw a add of coco melon right before he killed the boombox💀
POV:
Lego game things after disassembling something at 7:34
3:39 what I do to my school computer after I graduate
What's extra awkward is that I got a Cocomelon ad before this video.
Omg me too 😲 it was something about a cocomelon branded toothbrush or something
The Return of the Bam Slam Gadget
When the world needed him most, he returned.
Case closed
Request: Sega DreamCast Destruction
2:06
U SMASHED ALPHIE!
Together we can learn twice as faster! no more like we can DIE twice as faster with Jaxen! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
That Robot Looks So Adorable Poor Thing 😢 🤖
He's back YASSSSSSSSS