Ep 521 - Time Under Tension (feat. Chris Distefano)

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  • Опубліковано 24 жов 2024

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  14 днів тому +63

    Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/
    Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND this wknd / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
    Go See Chris Live @ www.chrisdcomedy.com/
    Go See Lemaire in Janesville THIS WKND @ lemairelee.fun/

    • @nickgray6305
      @nickgray6305 14 днів тому +3

      Don’t go see Shane, he doesn’t deserve this promotion and his shows are now filled with Dane cook fans that only know his name and couldn’t care less about comedy

    • @karlmccullough287
      @karlmccullough287 14 днів тому +2

      Chrissy Chaos stole his hair off a gay guy 😂😂😂

    • @SickTroll
      @SickTroll 14 днів тому

      @@nickgray6305calm down lil man

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 14 днів тому

      isolating nicotine from tobacco is very mom and pop uwu /s xD

    • @nicholas7226
      @nicholas7226 13 днів тому

      @@nickgray6305I mean… yes that is true but still go see Shane lol

  • @tanwooo
    @tanwooo 14 днів тому +2170

    Matt’s high T balances out Chrissy’s feminine energy

    • @FlippingCapetown
      @FlippingCapetown 14 днів тому +45

      Quick maths

    • @Me-ne5uu
      @Me-ne5uu 14 днів тому +16

      lol 😆 hardly though

    • @6669venum
      @6669venum 14 днів тому +21

      @@FlippingCapetown quick Matts…. Inshalllah

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 14 днів тому

      @@Me-ne5uunah a lot though. Chrissy slept in his mom’s bed through his adolescence.

    • @Tedtt655
      @Tedtt655 14 днів тому +5

      Fr I feel like the way could start a pod together

  • @jeremyweems4916
    @jeremyweems4916 14 днів тому +2748

    Matt's Secret Podcast blesses us again.

    • @Bigtxguy
      @Bigtxguy 14 днів тому +22

      Trash podcast

    • @gavinmcdonald5566
      @gavinmcdonald5566 14 днів тому +5

      @@Bigtxguyis this episode bad?

    • @Notgoingtoyourparty
      @Notgoingtoyourparty 14 днів тому +18

      The Book of Mormon... I mean Matt. The New New testament.

    • @panthastaa34
      @panthastaa34 14 днів тому

      ​@@Bigtxguy Then get out jabroni

    • @JacobSupertramp
      @JacobSupertramp 14 днів тому +48

      @@gavinmcdonald5566it’s just that it’s way more fun & goofy when it’s Matt & Shane together..
      Don’t get us wrong, we love the shaman, but many an audience agrees that it sucks when they are solo podcasting..

  • @MindsWide
    @MindsWide 14 днів тому +559

    Never even thought about how perfectly these 2 chowder heads would be together

    • @2smokejoke
      @2smokejoke 13 днів тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SpiritedHills
      @SpiritedHills 11 днів тому +2

      haha trus

    • @tomhank2
      @tomhank2 10 днів тому +4

      Haven’t heard chowder heads in a while. Classic

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 10 днів тому +7

      Only podcaster more ADD than Matt is Chris. Pretty amazing actually.

    • @bigbakaboon
      @bigbakaboon 4 дні тому +1

      I didn't have a lot of exposure to Chris D really, for whatever reason. But him vibing with matt so well has got me subscribed.

  • @josephwollslair8366
    @josephwollslair8366 14 днів тому +202

    Matt’s getting pretty good at these solo hosting episodes. His power is reaching unforeseen levels.

    • @xMo29
      @xMo29 12 днів тому +6

      Super shaman levels

    • @AjaxDGonzo
      @AjaxDGonzo 11 днів тому +5

      @@xMo29that’s what makes him a tier 2 red power god

    • @xxdudejoe86xx55
      @xxdudejoe86xx55 10 днів тому +3

      Now that's 432hz

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 9 днів тому +2

      Matt has always been the engine

    • @xMo29
      @xMo29 9 днів тому +2

      @@Supermoneygang12 the little engine that could

  • @777biscuits
    @777biscuits 14 днів тому +113

    Chrissy’s in the trenches tryna find peace for 10 seconds while Matt has a nanny and blazes chron Sundays at sunrise

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 11 днів тому +3

      Chrissy's attempt at humoring "free polyamorous/philandering loving & hoeing" is one of his attempts to cope with the fact he probably doesn't love his defacto "married" life much. Even tho he knows it's good for his kids. He's been spiraling as of late, smh lol 🤦

  • @jonathancoffman3847
    @jonathancoffman3847 14 днів тому +1430

    I survived the hurricane, but power is out. Using last remaining phone battery to watch. Bless the DAWGS

    • @rodneyd222
      @rodneyd222 14 днів тому +70

      Stay safe, bro.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 14 днів тому +67

      Priorities are in order 👏 Blessings to thy Dawg 🙏

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 14 днів тому +13

      We just got power back today. I'm south east of Orlando though. So glad the tornado missed us.

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 14 днів тому +3

      There are these things called Cars that charge phones.

    • @jonathancoffman3847
      @jonathancoffman3847 14 днів тому +70

      @@rakim126 my car is underwater but thanks, 2% remaining

  • @xxBTOWNSKATERxx
    @xxBTOWNSKATERxx 14 днів тому +651

    Matt and distefano is oddly a perfect combo

    • @zmitchell15
      @zmitchell15 14 днів тому +14

      I’m 7 minutes in and I was thinking the same exact thing!

    • @jc9291
      @jc9291 14 днів тому +5

      Been laughing my ass off for the first 15 min 😂

    • @VeNoMziV
      @VeNoMziV 14 днів тому +5

      Two of my absolute favourites, great clmbo

    • @kyle1376
      @kyle1376 13 днів тому +7

      Chris is off the cuff hilarious

    • @shaggythisisntweed785
      @shaggythisisntweed785 13 днів тому +4

      Matt and almost anyone is a perfect combo - he's a swiss army knife

  • @joemoody2626
    @joemoody2626 14 днів тому +645

    Matt saying my parents blocked everything but BET and now I have a blk wife is the funniest sht I've heard in a long time

    • @BandoKazooie
      @BandoKazooie 14 днів тому +25

      Take the ebonypill

    • @ToshTitties
      @ToshTitties 14 днів тому

      Same thing happened at my house. I hid my "The Chronic" CD behind a backstreet boys CD. Must be a 90s kid thing

    • @tjphelps6489
      @tjphelps6489 14 днів тому +10

      It all makes sense now.

    • @KamPatterson69
      @KamPatterson69 14 днів тому +9

      Matt got himself a militant wife 😂

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 14 днів тому +13

      Matt has also admitted to being attracted to forbidden things like girls wearing pastel colors in church on Easter (I think he talked about that on the Danny McBride episode), so that likely also plays into his attraction to the forbidden ebony fruit

  • @LivingAlohaInPNW
    @LivingAlohaInPNW 13 днів тому +41

    These two should date. Undeniable chemistry.

  • @shaggy69001
    @shaggy69001 13 днів тому +45

    Besides that guy Shane he has on sometimes, this guy is one of Matts best guests

  • @reggiedavis4961
    @reggiedavis4961 14 днів тому +427

    Guys, realize this solo Matt-casting is very good for his career and notoreity. Can’t wait for Shane to be back consistently but IM LOVING THE SHAMAN DOSE!!

    • @iwantorbs
      @iwantorbs 14 днів тому +5

      Great point!

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 14 днів тому +20

      Guy, realize you’re in full cope.

    • @getupwithitok
      @getupwithitok 14 днів тому +1

      thanks bud! we were unsure of what this was!

    • @getupwithitok
      @getupwithitok 14 днів тому +1

      please share more big brain

    • @willkretz1571
      @willkretz1571 14 днів тому +1

      Matt's great but the back and forth with him n Shane is unmatchable.. Sux Shane lost interest.

  • @609phillies
    @609phillies 14 днів тому +1084

    Matt deserves all that Patreon money for carrying the pod

    • @connor7329
      @connor7329 14 днів тому +86

      no shot Shane is taking patreon money while he’s selling out every arena in north america lmao

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 14 днів тому +51

      @@609phillies Give his half to Lameezy and Guard Dog.

    • @Grigley0113
      @Grigley0113 14 днів тому

      Should donate it to down syndrome

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 14 днів тому +61

      @@609phillies Matt's still in debt for stealing all the tee shirt money

    • @SohnSohn-cq1cu
      @SohnSohn-cq1cu 14 днів тому +29

      Okay Matt's burner 😂

  • @scheminburg
    @scheminburg 14 днів тому +510

    Two mixed family white dads just vibin'

    • @teekandy
      @teekandy 13 днів тому +2

      Dudes wife looks white tho i dont get it .. just heard tulsi gabbard saying shes a woman of color too .. same with this actress playing snowwhite .. they all look white to me can someone explain pls😅

    • @bettereverydaybrett
      @bettereverydaybrett 13 днів тому +16

      @@teekandywatch 2 mins of a pod with Chris and his wife… she’s 100% Latina 😅… Tulsi is from Hawaii like Dwayne Johnson… I don’t watch Snow White🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    • @teekandy
      @teekandy 13 днів тому +2

      @@bettereverydaybrett ok tulsi still not a woman of color tf 😅 yea and americans call a white dude and a latin woman a mixed relationship i get it now .. where im from we dont call it mixed family we just say a family

    • @bettereverydaybrett
      @bettereverydaybrett 13 днів тому

      @@teekandy I get it… North American culture is different…Native Hawaiian people aren’t white…that’s why she’s referred to as a person of colour. It has many resources and that’s why white people made it part of America

    • @vert619
      @vert619 13 днів тому +8

      @@teekandywhat kind of white people are you meeting . I suggest learning more about cultures and phenotypes and genotypes if u want to be able to identify people .

  • @carterjoyce6844
    @carterjoyce6844 12 днів тому +18

    LETS GET A FRIGGGGGIN PT 2

  • @maxwell9160
    @maxwell9160 14 днів тому +10

    the excitement that surged through my body when I saw a 1 on 1 podcast with McCuskieeees and Chrissy Whissy, I almost had to change my pants

  • @FallafelWaffel
    @FallafelWaffel 14 днів тому +628

    The ONE TIME we have a history nerd on, Shane's big-timing us. Still I bet it's a banger ep.

    • @shawn7889
      @shawn7889 14 днів тому +22

      Him and shane have done atleast 1 podcast before. I remember it being in a hotel room

    • @Txalcoir
      @Txalcoir 14 днів тому +15

      shanes huge....dont let the teenis talk fool you. hes blowing out full ring stadiums with his comedy.

    • @austinmanuel500
      @austinmanuel500 14 днів тому

      @@shawn78892

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 14 днів тому +14

      Shane and Chris would make the funniest and most inaccurate history podcast of all time

    • @austinmanuel500
      @austinmanuel500 14 днів тому +8

      @@eeerriccc already happened twice. Puppy

  • @jarnold1789
    @jarnold1789 14 днів тому +500

    Holy moly I just came looking for a new ep and here we are. I could feel the electricity in the air. Today we feast

    • @iyshsd
      @iyshsd 14 днів тому +10

      Let the dawgies feast brother

    • @collinmoran8125
      @collinmoran8125 14 днів тому +7

      Praise be

    • @jamesawwyea
      @jamesawwyea 14 днів тому +6

      Cheers brother

    • @jc9291
      @jc9291 14 днів тому +3

      This dawg here feeling extra mal nourished today… can’t wait to hear Chris make everything about himself and his anxiety 😭

    • @Doomsense
      @Doomsense 14 днів тому +1

      If you're subscribed you don't have to come looking for anything, it just pops up.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 14 днів тому +182

    The chemistry is off the charts 📈

    • @bonivermectin4087
      @bonivermectin4087 14 днів тому +17

      This is the least neurotic ive seen Chris with anyone

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 14 днів тому

      I think its because he cuddly is sniffing

    • @Jesse00001
      @Jesse00001 14 днів тому +1

      Gay.

    • @moralhazard1
      @moralhazard1 13 днів тому +5

      Chrissy chemistry

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 13 днів тому +5

      I’ve also never seen Matt laugh this much with someone other than Shane and Bill 😂

  • @joeycreed1887
    @joeycreed1887 13 днів тому +10

    I’m at the show in Cleveland at this very moment and I have the spirit of all the dawgs by my side, I love you all

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 12 днів тому +19

    Chris, "going for a walk makes me feel gay"
    Matt, "going for a walk makes me feel like a holy man"

    • @abdou1740
      @abdou1740 12 днів тому

      Holy men = gay
      Problem solved

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 днів тому +1

      @@abdou1740you just get back from your walk?

  • @AboogieThaGoon
    @AboogieThaGoon 14 днів тому +75

    This a hell of an episode boys! 🫡 the Matt and Chris connection the duo I didn’t know I needed

  • @CH33Z3WHIZ
    @CH33Z3WHIZ 14 днів тому +90

    “My parents blocked all the music channels except for BET… now I have a black wife” the shaman never fails to deliver

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 14 днів тому +98

    Blessed be thy lord for I have sinned today, and I shall sin tomorrow. Welcome to the gun show fellas

  • @jonstevens2346
    @jonstevens2346 13 днів тому +5

    Matt firing on all cylinders this episode. Black wife talk, The next 100 years book, Fever hot bath. What a holy day.

  • @mattnoblejr.9890
    @mattnoblejr.9890 12 днів тому +3

    Chrissy Chaos and Matty Mayhem? Let’s actually fuggin’ go!

  • @molix8532
    @molix8532 14 днів тому +114

    Matt doing the lords work

  • @pipistrangler
    @pipistrangler 14 днів тому +30

    "You start to think what you have isn't that good when its actually everything you've ever dreamed of" damn that hit hard lol

  • @alanchais
    @alanchais 14 днів тому +101

    If you think Matt's getting through his life without Chris kissing him on the lips just once, you got another thing coming

  • @michaelpersoneus5301
    @michaelpersoneus5301 14 днів тому +6

    Great guest. Great chemistry. Great cast. Well done gentledawgs.

  • @Maightybewsh
    @Maightybewsh 13 днів тому +5

    That was a really good pod. Low anxiety Chrissy Whissy is the best.

  • @BiteSized_
    @BiteSized_ 14 днів тому +163

    What’s with his hair? I’m saying this 20 seconds into the pod. I hope he addresses it.

    • @jokesandsmokes-1
      @jokesandsmokes-1 14 днів тому

      Whats with this gay ass comment? Miss dawg 👎💀

    • @JohnGaltHasArrived
      @JohnGaltHasArrived 14 днів тому +31

      Yeah, it's disrespectful. He also looks like he's been out drinking the day before. Disgraceful.

    • @Matt-pc5cd
      @Matt-pc5cd 14 днів тому +3

      Looks like my haircut when I started receding

    • @Yugemos
      @Yugemos 14 днів тому +4

      He usually has that Ben Stiller Something About Mary styling gel in it... Very odd.

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 14 днів тому

      DD

  • @jaytimothy3645
    @jaytimothy3645 14 днів тому +115

    1:57 his hair lmfao

  • @harrisong3386
    @harrisong3386 14 днів тому +76

    Man I was just going through the old testament, the dawgs are blessed this day

    • @Lobo-tommy10
      @Lobo-tommy10 14 днів тому +3

      The Yin Yang of the new testament. 😅

    • @birdog9633
      @birdog9633 14 днів тому +5

      Man….. good times. The day you finally finish the Old Testament is a sad day

    • @bradfordlangston836
      @bradfordlangston836 14 днів тому

      Shit night never disappoints

    • @xMo29
      @xMo29 14 днів тому

      How do you find the old testament?

    • @Lobo-tommy10
      @Lobo-tommy10 14 днів тому +1

      @@xMo29 go to war

  • @DonaldGatz-o9t
    @DonaldGatz-o9t 13 днів тому +3

    Shout out this pod from keeping me from hanging a chainsaw from my ceiling fan and turning off the lights

  • @chubsdubs279
    @chubsdubs279 12 днів тому +2

    I love when shanes there but im alao really enjoying these solo casts wirh just matt interveiwing all types of people ❤❤❤

  • @schweber10
    @schweber10 14 днів тому +35

    This is the combo I never knew I needed

  • @pootlovato837
    @pootlovato837 14 днів тому +82

    Matt without Shane: Holds it down by speaking the dawg’s scripture
    Shane without Matt: “I need Matt :(“

    • @3mp3404
      @3mp3404 13 днів тому

      True.

    • @ItsMichaelDavis
      @ItsMichaelDavis 13 днів тому +21

      A lot of people don't want to realize and accept this truth. The age-old adage "came for Shane stayed for Matt" is as true as ever. The interest has always been Shane's reactions to the content that Matt brings to the show

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 13 днів тому +10

      ​@@ItsMichaelDavisShane reacting to Matt's insanity really is the cornerstone of the cast.

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl 13 днів тому +12

      ​Dawgz... The truth is they both rule, and it's their interactions which are the gold. They're like OutKast. Shane's lovable sassy mm'good boy attitude and Matt's tier 2 integrated holistic approach pave a road untravelled in the medium. Both add equal value to what makes the show great

  • @ps8294
    @ps8294 14 днів тому +35

    A breath of fresh air into my kennel

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother 10 днів тому +3

    I've always felt Matt was made for podcasting, but Chris rivals the medal. The unfiltered stream of consciousness is hilarious.

  • @isthisPG
    @isthisPG 14 днів тому +5

    These two actually mesh so well

  • @gumborambo4540
    @gumborambo4540 14 днів тому +73

    shout out to Matt for name dropping XNXX. Thats been my go to since 2010.

    • @EpicFlavoredMan
      @EpicFlavoredMan 14 днів тому +11

      The true dirty dawgz know🎉

    • @stuartthomas94
      @stuartthomas94 14 днів тому +6

      it's the goat

    • @theproductivejunkie9298
      @theproductivejunkie9298 14 днів тому +7

      Bros a veteran gooner 🫡

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 14 днів тому +10

      It’s weird to me how every comedian asks “how do you watch porn” when they’re in Texas and the answer has never been “VPN”

    • @TexasHeatAudit
      @TexasHeatAudit 14 днів тому +2

      He goes there for the Trans

  • @lou1egooey
    @lou1egooey 14 днів тому +57

    My favorite biracial bisexual men together on the poddy woddy??

    • @joshraczka8006
      @joshraczka8006 13 днів тому

      Gay as hell

    • @brianacosta7095
      @brianacosta7095 12 днів тому +2

      And if you thought Shaney waney was gonna be on the poddy woddy, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!

  • @acmdavid11
    @acmdavid11 14 днів тому +32

    “Matt and ONLY MATT’s pretty well known podcast”

  • @hung8969
    @hung8969 14 днів тому +189

    Tires is good but having Shane here every week is so much better…
    I miss 2019 basement pods :(

    • @jamesawwyea
      @jamesawwyea 14 днів тому +16

      Better than zero pods

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 14 днів тому +14

      @@jamesawwyeaI’d say zero would be a lateral move

    • @knightrider693
      @knightrider693 14 днів тому +19

      Tires sucks shit. I tried to watch it and gave up after a couple epis. It's slow and more dumb than funny

    • @papertiger9845
      @papertiger9845 14 днів тому +19

      @@knightrider693it really is bad lol forcing shane to be this weird likeable character whos in on the joke is horrible. They need to have Mullen write an actually good season. The fact he isnt even writing it himself is super cheeks. If the next season doesnt hit or is equally as bad, its over for him acting wise. Fans are starting to turn on him.

    • @legreatnessjames4885
      @legreatnessjames4885 14 днів тому

      @@papertiger9845you’re online way too much

  • @Tedtt655
    @Tedtt655 14 днів тому +18

    Bro this is going to be wild . A 21 glue gun salute for the dawgs.

  • @StoicDivinity
    @StoicDivinity 14 днів тому +13

    Truly the cast I didn't know I needed. What morsels of blessings the Shaman bestoweth.

  • @Grimdagoon
    @Grimdagoon 13 днів тому +5

    We need a Phil Gillis and Bam Margera Pod

  • @loganjohnson9073
    @loganjohnson9073 9 днів тому +1

    Sneaking everyone was in a wheelchair into that kill tony reference was so funny

  • @Burgerz4Dayz
    @Burgerz4Dayz 14 днів тому +33

    Chris’s dad gives him so much good advice it’s insane. I remember when he was on JRE and brought his dad up always with good advice as well. Chris’s dad is a real one

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 14 днів тому +2

      Sadly, he didn't give Chris the advice that claiming you were in the twin towers on 9/11 was a bad move.

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 14 днів тому +6

      Isn’t that Rannazzisi

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 13 днів тому +4

      ​@@justinlast2lastharder749 that wasn't Chris 😂

    • @procrastination.station
      @procrastination.station 12 днів тому

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 I guess......?

  • @jsteve3556
    @jsteve3556 14 днів тому +38

    Shane's illuminati initiation is taking way too long

    • @schmo49
      @schmo49 14 днів тому

      It's taking longer the epstein and Diddy busts really screwed up the supply chain

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 14 днів тому +14

    Matt’s very public online zeitgeist podcast continues to bless

  • @TheArborphiliac
    @TheArborphiliac 11 днів тому +2

    Thinking back to Shane talking about going to a comedy club and saying "there's this kid, Chris distefano..."

  • @OMGVLS
    @OMGVLS 14 днів тому +3

    Matt is actually carrying my patreon subscription right now

  • @LoganWood121
    @LoganWood121 14 днів тому +8

    The separate apartment for creative and exercise endeavors was the pro move. Love the Shaman. Cheers.

  • @mdnucklehead1540
    @mdnucklehead1540 14 днів тому +36

    Everytime I hear Chris on a podcast he spends 20 min talking about cheating

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 14 днів тому +2

      It's either than or claiming he was in the Twin Towers on 9/11...soooo.

    • @learntoswim9050
      @learntoswim9050 12 днів тому +2

      Projection maybe? I like listening to him vibe with other podcast hosts, he's funny don't get me wrong, and it could just be his shtick he lays on heavy, but man he does sounds like he might be a douche person in real life who goes after every piece that walks by while having a wife and kids

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 11 днів тому

      @@learntoswim9050Kinda agree, if this man is actually a "horn dog" tryin to have a side piece/mistress/[insert whatever] then he should STFU & keep it to himself. Always yapping "polyamory which i can't get is cool" is myopic, foolish, lame, dumb,
      et al....

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 9 днів тому

      Ole cumbrain. Like dude your 39. Grow up.

  • @isaacjimenez9453
    @isaacjimenez9453 14 днів тому +17

    I’ve been manifesting Chris and Matt

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 14 днів тому +2

      @@isaacjimenez9453 Ok lady.

    • @intune6877
      @intune6877 14 днів тому +2

      Gay

    • @3mp3404
      @3mp3404 13 днів тому

      More like you been tributing to Matt and Chris

  • @BobbyWelcomePackets
    @BobbyWelcomePackets 14 днів тому +3

    10:30 Matt officially is on gear

  • @Tormentality
    @Tormentality 5 годин тому

    Just for the record, Distefano's words and jokes always resonate with me. It's unfortunate he feels the masses don't, but a lot of people do.

  • @yeahyouknowit983
    @yeahyouknowit983 14 днів тому +18

    Dawgs are waiting for SWIM

  • @paulanderson5621
    @paulanderson5621 14 днів тому +21

    Our blessed father’s blessing this dawg on his birthday along with every dawg in the valley. Blessed be the council

    • @TheMadMexican
      @TheMadMexican 14 днів тому +1

      Happy birthday queer

    • @IFIMTHEDEV1L
      @IFIMTHEDEV1L 14 днів тому +2

      Happy birthday, dawg! It's my son's 17th birthday today🎉

    • @keifw8199
      @keifw8199 13 днів тому +1

      The dogs rejoice for this blessed birthday

  • @colindavidson6483
    @colindavidson6483 14 днів тому +7

    I’m in post hurricane cleanup, no electricity, perfect time for a new cast ❤

    • @BigTerpz
      @BigTerpz 14 днів тому +1

      U got insurance?

  • @CRJessen
    @CRJessen 11 днів тому +2

    Best non-Shane pod ever

  • @MJ38Productions
    @MJ38Productions 12 днів тому +1

    "You can bang, just don't fall in Love" 😂

  • @therealko7013
    @therealko7013 14 днів тому +34

    Matt’s and Matt’s secret mattcast

    • @humvee2800
      @humvee2800 12 днів тому

      Featuring guest Matt with special appearance of Matt

  • @cormacbairey7199
    @cormacbairey7199 14 днів тому +12

    History Hyenas was peak podding

  • @vinnied5866
    @vinnied5866 14 днів тому +32

    Chrissy if you’re reading this, please bring back History Hyenas. Everytime I think about that poddie I immediately go POING. It’s what it is!

    • @papertiger9845
      @papertiger9845 14 днів тому +10

      Him and Yannis have never been the same, they could have been huge by now like AYG.

    • @luisrivera2304
      @luisrivera2304 14 днів тому +1

      Chrissy looks out for Chrissy! ❤

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 14 днів тому +1

      I'd love to watch a History Hyenas where he talks about being in the Twin Towers on 9/11 again.

    • @lesleywilliamsbrunet9138
      @lesleywilliamsbrunet9138 14 днів тому +1

      Yannis did something. Chrissy never talks about it publicly.

    • @dawg.fo0dtattoos599
      @dawg.fo0dtattoos599 13 днів тому

      maybee chris did something and took the whole crew with him... yannis out here still walking a tight rope,, chris just apologized after his Muslim joke. i want it back but ityl never be the same. no more "steel pipe chrissy"@@lesleywilliamsbrunet9138

  • @rileydallaire9923
    @rileydallaire9923 13 днів тому +2

    Matt and McCuskers secret podcast, the goat

  • @CraigJonesFluffer
    @CraigJonesFluffer 13 днів тому +1

    The chemistry between these swoldier fathers was surprisingly pleasant

  • @davidoriggan
    @davidoriggan 14 днів тому +6

    Woooooo!!!!!! Matt's secret podcast let's go Dawgs!

  • @snugzgiddens3238
    @snugzgiddens3238 14 днів тому +5

    Flawless job Matt. Chrissy D is the man. You should look into having Shane Gillis on. Regardless thanks for continuing to drop nothing but heat.

  • @C0untersignal
    @C0untersignal 14 днів тому +5

    Matt and sometimes Shane podcast, the highest grossing patreon podcast of all time

  • @svnfshmusic
    @svnfshmusic 13 днів тому +1

    chrissy hitting us with nyc lore halfway through is what i needed

  • @YungKashewz
    @YungKashewz 14 днів тому +10

    Chris is an all time GOATED guest 😂🤣

  • @colin2420
    @colin2420 14 днів тому +26

    WE OUT HERE GUARD DAWG

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 14 днів тому

      @colin2420 I heard he's been touching strange dudes to feed his powder habit. Behind the Home Depot in Austin.

  • @raydawg6364
    @raydawg6364 14 днів тому +11

    God bless the dawgs

  • @Pitafajita94
    @Pitafajita94 14 днів тому +15

    2 real men talking about life, true role models for young men in this troubling world we live in

  • @MoMo-mu3pp
    @MoMo-mu3pp 13 днів тому +1

    The energy match on this podcast was like sipping a fine wine 🍷 🤌

  • @elliottvanrooyen2620
    @elliottvanrooyen2620 11 днів тому +1

    These two need their own Pod. Great energy

  • @ComradeLarue
    @ComradeLarue 14 днів тому +7

    LETS THE DAWGS REJOICE🎉🎉

  • @tomedsberg9149
    @tomedsberg9149 14 днів тому +7

    I love how Chrissy D starts all is podcast guest spots with a big insecure disclaimer about some aspect of his image hahaha

    • @oliviasmietana2789
      @oliviasmietana2789 13 днів тому +2

      And tries to convince himself cheating on his wife is ok and everyone does it

  • @jacksons7599
    @jacksons7599 14 днів тому +14

    Boys gotta drop a hard truth on ya. Things change. Can’t be mad that Shane has dreams bigger than having recorded conversations. We should be thanking the Shaman for continuing the slop production for us

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 14 днів тому +5

      don't think stand up or netflix shows are bigger things than recorded conversations, unless your only metric is wage slavery lmao

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 14 днів тому +2

      Tires is a 2 season show that won’t be around forever &takes a month to record. You’ll survive.

    • @jacksons7599
      @jacksons7599 14 днів тому +2

      @@ETHANR26 idk what you’re talking about with wage slavery. My point is it’s obvious that Shane cares about his standup and other “artistic” ventures more than the pod, and we as nothing more than his audience sound very gay complaining about how he spends his time.

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 14 днів тому +4

      @@jacksons7599 that's not what you said at all. but, i can already tell you don't have any interesting opinions, you're still allowed to say ğãý on this platform without your comments being autodeleted lmao

    • @jacksons7599
      @jacksons7599 14 днів тому +1

      @@ETHANR26 a dude that judges character on how often another dude says gay can’t possibly be smarter than a house plant

  • @alexmyers3000
    @alexmyers3000 13 днів тому +2

    Good chemistry we got here..daughter dads uniting

  • @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098
    @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098 13 днів тому +1

    *These two + Matteo, Shane and LeMaire would be the perfect cake mix* 😂

  • @bandr-dev
    @bandr-dev 14 днів тому +8

    thank you for the joint Peep... holdon this is on main. Today we feast fellow DAWGZ

    • @wmfbmp5743
      @wmfbmp5743 13 днів тому

      where mssp pod 9 at tho

  • @bryangates4969
    @bryangates4969 13 днів тому +6

    Chrissy using one of C.K.'s bits as fatherly advice😂😂

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy 13 днів тому +1

      Which one ?

    • @bryangates4969
      @bryangates4969 13 днів тому +3

      @@chrisdcomedy the 5-10 secs outside of the car. He said his dad said it

  • @aaronallen7777
    @aaronallen7777 14 днів тому +11

    Blessed

  • @palepally
    @palepally 12 днів тому +1

    EXCELLENT GUEST THANK U. one of the best solo eps

  • @mxstunkxwn7390
    @mxstunkxwn7390 13 днів тому +1

    The Shaman's secret podcast blessed thy dawgs wit yet another beautiful pod 🖤
    Blessed be thy dawgs!!! 🙏

  • @bsgoat7075
    @bsgoat7075 13 днів тому +2

    These two are great together lmao giving old test vibes

  • @cornhuskercorner
    @cornhuskercorner 14 днів тому +5

    Bless the lord for mssp and the DAWGS

  • @DestryKorth
    @DestryKorth 14 днів тому +6

    Did this guy seriously just do our blessed podcast without a drop of product in his hair?

  • @jackberg6484
    @jackberg6484 14 днів тому +6

    Blessed be this day - for the dawgs have gathered in holy congregation to receive The Word Of The Shaman.

  • @DomMonaco1
    @DomMonaco1 13 днів тому +1

    Who would have thought these two would vibe. Hilarious pod.

  • @jackfry5829
    @jackfry5829 14 днів тому +1

    The vibes are beaming with these two

  • @xJalenn
    @xJalenn 14 днів тому +10

    Thank you Matt, banger episode

  • @HadenCourts
    @HadenCourts 14 днів тому +4

    Blessed Fellow DAWGS

  • @johnnyblaze420
    @johnnyblaze420 14 днів тому +4

    It's just the boys today 😎

  • @Roadmap.to.Resilience
    @Roadmap.to.Resilience 11 днів тому

    This was so funny and fun to watch it feels like I got to hang out with friends but didn’t have to leave the house!

  • @Stizzzzzzzz
    @Stizzzzzzzz 14 днів тому +1

    Chrissy + Matt is legendary