The Sopranos - Ralph Cifaretto Returns From Miami

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  • @joshschaeffer3300
    @joshschaeffer3300 5 років тому +5039

    Vito hit 100mph getting over to Janice's after hearing from Ralphie.

  • @Alex-nr4xb
    @Alex-nr4xb 7 років тому +7482

    Ralph is pretty much the mafia version of Cartman.

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 6 років тому +391

      Holy shit, that’s a brilliant comparison.

    • @danonilus
      @danonilus 6 років тому +561

      Screw you guys, i'm going Miami!

    • @Adammonte9000
      @Adammonte9000 6 років тому +97

      Not fat enough, lol

    • @ejrosenthal
      @ejrosenthal 5 років тому +15

      Alex Le Whoa, brilliant!

    • @AstroCreep77
      @AstroCreep77 5 років тому +158

      I remember that time he cut that kids parents up at Satriales and fed them to him on a gabagool sandwich.

  • @Jononutoob
    @Jononutoob 10 років тому +5865

    "Whole family is nuts"
    Tony walks in.
    "Heeeeyyyyyy"
    Ralph was a snake. But a good earner.

    • @nickademofrost46
      @nickademofrost46 10 років тому +323

      he was also mammas good little whooah

    • @justinlecroy6143
      @justinlecroy6143 9 років тому +65

      evilfade He was WORSE than all of them though.

    • @dang5297
      @dang5297 9 років тому +42

      Jononutoob what i dont get is.. when ralph orignally made that joke he was with tony as well. Not to mention, everyone else. so why does tony act all concerned on wether if ralph said anything

    • @mupsen123
      @mupsen123 9 років тому +71

      Dan g Because he too, like everyone else, is a snake.

    • @db271295
      @db271295 6 років тому +59

      3 million a year in construction

  • @grinchoi1
    @grinchoi1 4 роки тому +728

    Lol I love how Tony knows Johnny Sac soo well. He coaches Chris and Ralphie on what to say and what not to say and they both fucked it up

    • @jimbo8743
      @jimbo8743 Рік тому +39

      He liked it better when Chris waited in the car 🚙

    • @BleachCowboy2016
      @BleachCowboy2016 Рік тому +29

      lmao why don't they listen to him 😂😂😂

    • @JMR_2028
      @JMR_2028 Рік тому +25

      @@jimbo8743HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE

    • @jimbo8743
      @jimbo8743 Рік тому +2

      @@JMR_2028 😄

    • @bmac9090
      @bmac9090 Рік тому +8

      Priblem was on neither occasion did actually explain his (correct) reasoning. The Chris incident is worse actually because they had the whole drive over to explain why not to talk about Carmine but he didn't.

  • @johnmurdoch3083
    @johnmurdoch3083 5 років тому +857

    Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
    Ginny: oh hi ralph.

    • @daemonblackfyre7171
      @daemonblackfyre7171 4 роки тому +141

      Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
      Ginny: oh hi candy bar stash in the laundry room.

    • @jesus4lyfe00
      @jesus4lyfe00 4 роки тому +57

      Ralph: GINNY..TAKE YOUR FAT ASS UPSTAIRS AND GIVE JOHN THE PHONE..it's your secret admirer...you huuwooorrrrrrr
      Ginny: oh hi Ralph...JOOOHHHNNN...ITS RALPH
      ralph: GINNY WAIT....
      Ginny: yes what is it ralph?
      Ralph: did you hear my joke about the 90 pound mole?

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 4 роки тому +47

      Speaking of which: How often does Ralph call John's house that Ginny recognises his voice immediately?

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 роки тому +14

      Ralph: Hi sweety its your secret admirer.
      Ginny: oh hi I'm going to tip your entire state over.

    • @zachhi89
      @zachhi89 3 роки тому +3

      @@AlanHope2013 in an earlier episode Ralph paid a visit to John’s house and Ginny saw him in the backyard. So at least once they met but possibly many more times than that

  • @cameronjansz88
    @cameronjansz88 4 роки тому +1214

    Mission Failed: You angered John Sacrimoni

  • @simle6010
    @simle6010 6 років тому +875

    Honestly one of Tony's smartest moments. His plan was correct and very clever and Ralph fucked it up.I think Ralph actually was really impressed by Tony in this moment.

    • @nd7434
      @nd7434 Рік тому +45

      it was the perfect plan but ralph always defiant to Tony just had to fuck it up lol.

    • @peterferralez3112
      @peterferralez3112 Рік тому +21

      Tony really knew how to calm Johnny sack down

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Рік тому +18

      @@nd7434Lol I love his little exasperated look at the end of the phone call “Oh NOW you’re okay with me whacking him?!”

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan Рік тому +4

      At the very least he got a nice taste of his undeniable inferiority. Probably made him hate him more knowing Ralph,

    • @enshk79
      @enshk79 26 днів тому +1

      @@MarcoBoneMan are you talking about Ralphie, Tony, or Sac?? Your comment is a convoluted structured mess.

  • @bumpydoo1183
    @bumpydoo1183 5 років тому +832

    “Hello sweetie, it’s your secret admirer" If this show had a laugh track it would’ve blown Seinfeld out the water.

    • @mattwarrington1
      @mattwarrington1 5 років тому +54

      The phone call to the old folks home was genius!

    • @bumpydoo1183
      @bumpydoo1183 5 років тому +18

      Matt Warrington this show was so stand alone ahead of its time it’s not even fair.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 роки тому +22

      God no laugh tracks are a cancer on comedy.

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 3 роки тому +8

      Someone should cut some of these scenes with a laugh track for shits and giggles.

    • @johngarcia5657
      @johngarcia5657 3 роки тому +1

      Check out the Sopranos/ Seinfeld mash up on UA-cam. It’s hilarious

  • @calorgassing205
    @calorgassing205 2 роки тому +668

    Sarcastic to the wife even before the apology to Jonny. “Hello sweetie it’s your secret admirer” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. This guy! Love it

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 Рік тому +6

      😂😂

    • @timp.9582
      @timp.9582 Рік тому +38

      Ralphie was certainly charming but my word, what a psychopath he was

    • @donaldshotts4429
      @donaldshotts4429 2 місяці тому +3

      A guy like Ralphie was way too much of a loose cannon to make it to middle age in the mob. Insult a mob bosses wife in front of a full room and murder a civilian in a mob parking lot. It's like Tommy from Good Fellas. The real guy only made it to 28

  • @djzigg3284
    @djzigg3284 8 років тому +2016

    The one thing Tony tells him not to do and he does it. Jesus, Ralphie.

    • @mitchlucker666aaarh
      @mitchlucker666aaarh 7 років тому +101

      dj ZIGG haha Chrissy had the same problem too... bunch of smartasses

    • @REALDEALRIPTV
      @REALDEALRIPTV 5 років тому +39

      It's not like Ralph to be so dopey this part was just not realistic.

    • @costanzauk
      @costanzauk 5 років тому +4

      Tony knows

    • @debravalreyes2033
      @debravalreyes2033 5 років тому

      Why use a 33 hoax to explain something?

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 4 роки тому +9

      @@mitchlucker666aaarh "I'm sorry, T..."

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 8 років тому +3436

    Hard to believe that mobsters could get anything done with this level of sensitivity.

    • @JinZuS
      @JinZuS 6 років тому +312

      I would call it having huge ego

    • @thiweygulber3138
      @thiweygulber3138 5 років тому +279

      I like woman you can grab holda something

    • @TheR3negadeMaster
      @TheR3negadeMaster 5 років тому +135

      Thiwey Gulber there is s difference between holding something and getting lost in it all together.

    • @7777777777e
      @7777777777e 5 років тому +34

      They don't get anything done.

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 5 років тому +29

      Thiwey Gulber
      Your hands will disappear

  • @omerbrooklyn8716
    @omerbrooklyn8716 5 років тому +1839

    I’m surprised Johnny didn’t hear Tony’s nasal breathing

    • @crazy2720
      @crazy2720 4 роки тому +16

      Hahaha im dead

    • @carminefalcone3069
      @carminefalcone3069 4 роки тому +101

      Darth Vader ova here

    • @yl6442
      @yl6442 4 роки тому +10

      Not on no funny shit but that’s a real thought. Like is that why Johnny ended the conversation with that tony line?

    • @FOOTBALL-ql5gp
      @FOOTBALL-ql5gp 4 роки тому +1

      XD im dead

    • @ugrdursun
      @ugrdursun 3 роки тому +2

      This is the funniest comment i have ever seen on sopranos youtube

  • @tonyc7301
    @tonyc7301 9 років тому +672

    Ralph was funny but so full of shit. At 0:58 when Tony asks "How's Donny K?" (referencing Johnny Sac beating the shit out of Donnie for no reason other than Donnie was in Ralph's crew and John was mad over the joke Ralph made about Ginny) , Ralph replies "I was just asking them about that" when in fact he was joking around with Vito and Gene and making fun of Janice. His ability to think quick and lie on the spot was amazing.

    • @michaeljacobs6151
      @michaeljacobs6151 8 років тому +30

      and he also picked up the phone and was speaking to Johnny about Ginny sack and how he never told the joke but he was lying and then changed the story and apologised when tony told him not because it would raise suspicion ,like ralph had something to apologise for, but he thought he could outwit johnny sack and he messed up and johnny knew he told the joke in the end and tony slammed the phone because he knew it would happen and that Ralph might not listen to him.
      Jesus you talk like a 5yold.

    • @weho_brian
      @weho_brian 4 роки тому +12

      amazing how the show can appeal to dimwits like me yet have so much depth in the writing and story telling

    • @deJuanX
      @deJuanX 3 роки тому +8

      How is instinctually lying out of fear (in the most basic way) quick and amazing?

    • @jameswilliams3001
      @jameswilliams3001 3 роки тому +3

      @@deJuanX Secluded Tribes wouldn't understand how to do proper math either.

    • @FFEnt860
      @FFEnt860 3 роки тому +1

      Couldn’t lie his way out of that phone call

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 9 років тому +3053

    How many times has Ralph blamed something on the wine or the coke

  • @im.tellingyou
    @im.tellingyou 6 років тому +350

    I remember once being surprised that Ralph, usually a smart guy, would offer an apology this unconvincing. But it actually makes sense that he would be this awful at something he has never done before.

    • @praisegodpraisehim3622
      @praisegodpraisehim3622 2 роки тому

      It wasn’t out of character it fit his personality stfu he was overconfident thinking he can be nice too and do it his way

    • @spencer9093
      @spencer9093 Рік тому +13

      😂😂

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 Рік тому +9

      This actually makes some sense lol

  • @xeraminkelvorax9110
    @xeraminkelvorax9110 4 роки тому +121

    "are you denying you said it?"
    "I DID-ENT"

  • @a1sausie453
    @a1sausie453 8 років тому +305

    "I should've let Tony chop your head off a year ago!" I think that gave Tony an idea...

  • @kristintyrellenns623
    @kristintyrellenns623 4 роки тому +167

    I love Johnny and Ginny's relationship. They truly love and respect eachother. It's a nice contrast to Tony and Carmela's trainwreck.

    • @RevealedFilms
      @RevealedFilms 3 роки тому +6

      Seemed very one sided and loveless because of her size.

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 роки тому

      The weird part is Tony had a sexy hot milf of a wife with a big sexy booty. He's an idiot for not eating that ass regularly

    • @joshschaeffer3300
      @joshschaeffer3300 2 роки тому +4

      Tony and Carmela loved each other very much which means they also could hurt each other very much. Tony was extremely self destructive and had to try and destroy anything he was afraid of losing but like Melfi told him Carmela may one day leave him but he will never leave her he is aware of how well he chose and lucky he was to have married her, if their is one thing in his life that he did well it was marrying her and having children with her but he will continue to try and make happen the very thing he fears happening which is to lose his family. We dont see a decade and a half of their marriage or anything before that Carmela loved Tony very much almost to much and set herself up for alot of pain maybe she really thought it would be different for her or he was different or she could pray for him or whatever but she didnt just marry him for money. She could have had a man with money as Carmela was an attractive woman and even more so I'm sure when she was younger I mean she wouldnt have to depend on charity or hope for a blind man or one witn a heart of gold and sympathy for her plight who could look past the outside to the inner person, she might be a little greedy and materialistic but that's like compensation for what she doesnt have and doesnt get from Tony it's not why she married him. Her being worried about what will happen to her or the kids if something happens to Tony isnt being greedy and her regretting that she didn't do more with her life to get an education or be independent and feel good about herself isnt either. As proud as she is of Meadow she is also just a bit jealous and well aware that Meadow is much closer to what she wished she was and much better chance Meadow will do things that matter whereas Carmela's kids are grown and her marriage has seen its last good days the very best to hope for is status quo and amicable relationship with Tony where they can share a meal with their kids as a family but most likely that is too much to hope for and alas it was to much to hope for. After Tony she will be ok, he took care of her and would have made sure she was taken care of he just didnt like thinking about her thinking she might be better off if something did happen to him so he didnt like her harping on him about it. He was afraid of losing them and he provided for that eventuality but he didnt so much like the thought of them being better off and he sure didnt like Carmela thinking that way or his money financing her a new love life. She might not be able to live lavishly but he wouldnt leave that on Meadow to take care of her mother and her brother Tony would never let it be said he left his family with chi chi beans or that be the last word on him and what it was all for in the end. The house alone would be worth enough to move into a condo and not worry about your next meal but she wouldnt have to do that but I would say Meadow probably made out the best of them all upon Tony's death he would make sure she never had to depend on nobody or do anything she didnt want to because of her daddy whether he was here or not basically he would make sure she wasnt like Carmela and have anyone be able to hold money over her head just like he beat up Jackie for treating Meadow the same way he treated Carmela.

    • @Edis12121
      @Edis12121 2 роки тому

      John was cruel, and evil as the rest of them, but he had class

    • @jeffkaufman9875
      @jeffkaufman9875 2 місяці тому +1

      @josh When’s your next book coming out?..

  • @markothwriter
    @markothwriter 10 років тому +1336

    I love the Ralph character because he doesn't look like the stereotype. And he's a nut.

    • @ivansorola1997
      @ivansorola1997 6 років тому +32

      Mark ONeill ralph is like moe green from the godfather

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 5 років тому +85

      Yeah but he sold out neo for a steak

    • @eiserneskreuz4616
      @eiserneskreuz4616 5 років тому +17

      You mean the actors? Anyway, you're obviously wrong, both the actors and the characters they played where from Naples or other southern regions. Northern Italians didn't emigrate to the US, because they weren't poor.

    • @eiserneskreuz4616
      @eiserneskreuz4616 5 років тому +17

      That is not generalization, that is a fact. Please look up Italian emigration to the USA on wikipedia. More or less the only northern Italians who set foot on America until post WW2 were Cristoforo Colombo and his people.
      Italy is culturally, socially and economically divided into the north and the south. Naples is a part of the south.
      Of course Sicilians in general look even darker than other southern Italians, if that is your point.

    • @sidetony6052
      @sidetony6052 4 роки тому

      @@RiggidyDiggidyRaw neapolitans look like sicilians, what's your point?

  • @Lupinthe3rd.
    @Lupinthe3rd. 8 років тому +754

    "I should have let Tony Chopp off your head" an ominous Foreboding Prediction it proved to be

    • @herebyhereby2874
      @herebyhereby2874 6 років тому +1

      KingDT2007 wasn't a prediction

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 6 років тому +2

      True

    • @soprano94
      @soprano94 6 років тому +17

      @@herebyhereby2874 it was they end up burying his head

    • @ZoniN425
      @ZoniN425 4 роки тому +5

      Dominique Halliway it’s foreshadowing not a prediction

    • @vahn_legaia
      @vahn_legaia 4 роки тому +29

      quazimodo predicted all of this

  • @5280PolotheKid
    @5280PolotheKid 8 років тому +1709

    "whole familys nuts"
    "heeeeeeeeeeey"
    ralph was such a fake slimeball lol but likeable somehow

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 8 років тому +81

      That's why he won the 2003 Emmy Award for Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

    •  7 років тому +33

      MAMMA'S LIL HEWA.

    • @ilc3855
      @ilc3855 7 років тому +46

      Surprised Johnny couldnt hear Tony's heavy breathing on the other end.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 7 років тому +41

      yeah, likeable. until he killed a pregnant woman with his bare hands.

    • @dadadannn
      @dadadannn 7 років тому +26

      And "hows donny k"
      "i was just asking them about that"
      Really he was talking shit about the bosses sister hahahah

  • @randy109
    @randy109 8 років тому +826

    I knew from the first second that Joe Pantoliano appeared on the show that he was a big-mouthed troublemaker and was going to pay the "ultimate price" for his ill timed and ill thought bravado. But as Ralph Cifaretto I must admit that Pantoliano played the smirking freak perfectly. Just one more character that made the Sopranos one of the best shows I've ever seen in my 58 years.

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 5 років тому +28

      Joey Pants manages to play Ralphie as the biggest slimeball to a T. I don't think there was any other character on the Sopranos that the audience had more contempt for than Ralph. The show had great writers coming up with the script, but it was actors like Pantoliano who really put that show on the map with their superb acting skills.

    • @davidm9618
      @davidm9618 5 років тому

      Wow you smart.

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 роки тому +4

      @Bles Not in Bad Boys, La Bamba, Momento, The Fugitive or the Matrix series. In Midnight Run he did.

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 роки тому

      @Bles not as loud as Sopranos

    • @christiancharles309
      @christiancharles309 4 роки тому +4

      @Bles He was the most obnoxious in the Sopranos but he was legendary and great. Loved him in Midnight run.

  • @REVIVALFitness
    @REVIVALFitness Рік тому +57

    3:12 Tony's reaction is perfect. Ralph couldn't go more than 2 minutes per scene without pissing someone off.

  • @martinhowarth81
    @martinhowarth81 5 років тому +128

    Love tony’s face reaction when Ralph says , “ if that’s what it takes “ 😂

  • @glravna
    @glravna 8 років тому +329

    "Hello sweetie, It's your secret admirer"
    Hahhahahaha! oh boy I remember watching this shit live years ago.. was pissing myself. God I miss this show.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 6 років тому +10

      You were in the studio? Did you see their actual shine boxes up close?

    • @calilyricist24
      @calilyricist24 5 років тому +2

      @@scottinbristol hahahahahaha

    • @johnsacromoni6775
      @johnsacromoni6775 3 роки тому

      @@stevewilson9778 I think she recognized his sense of humor.

  • @TWisM009
    @TWisM009 3 роки тому +233

    Tony's reaction @ 03:16 gets me everytime... 😂

  • @stephenhurstPLEB
    @stephenhurstPLEB 9 років тому +630

    Hyman Roth sent those oranges

    • @KuriVaiM
      @KuriVaiM 9 років тому +18

      Steve Hurst yea fits perfectly: johnny ola: "its an orange from miami"

    • @redasspepper
      @redasspepper 9 років тому +30

      KuriVaiM the actor that plays johnny ola plays junior soprano

    • @mister8800
      @mister8800 6 років тому +7

      He'll get home and say "Carmella, I got you these"

    • @seanmartin6773
      @seanmartin6773 5 років тому

      Nice!

    • @chaser451
      @chaser451 5 років тому +4

      A retired investor living on a pension got those oranges

  • @colderplasma
    @colderplasma 3 роки тому +105

    Honestly this is one reason Ralph could never be boss. He just can't read the room, he would get clipped so fast.

    • @OvertheHIL524
      @OvertheHIL524 3 роки тому +22

      Coming from Richie Aprile? I know you're old school but c'mon.

    • @thebaddog4104
      @thebaddog4104 3 роки тому +24

      You're building Beansie that ramp

    • @vj_great551
      @vj_great551 3 роки тому +2

      Fkin Manson lamps

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 3 роки тому +3

      But he had the connections to New York and the ingenuity to make money and keep it coming in. Tony allowed his feelings to cripple the whole organization he was a pretty bad leader if you ask me.

    • @colderplasma
      @colderplasma 3 роки тому +6

      @@Argos-xb8ek Tony was a bad leader but that doesn’t mean Ralph would’ve done any better. The guy has connections but you need more than that to be boss. Your crew have to like and respect you, he was a coke addict loose cannon, nobody would want to work with him unless someone more level headed was holding his leash.

  • @buddywilliams5650
    @buddywilliams5650 3 роки тому +62

    I like how Tony withholds his breathing while listening on the other line.

  • @WompWompNootNoot
    @WompWompNootNoot 3 роки тому +62

    0:29 Vitos face when he realises he married the wrong woman

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 10 років тому +160

    can you imagine if one of your friends betrayed you, spread a false rumor that you said something insanely hurtful, all to get someone to hate your guts, and YOU apologized to the person for it? that makes absolutely no sense at all... for all his business skills, Ralphie is pretty damned idiotic here

    • @APOCALYPSE_X-MEN
      @APOCALYPSE_X-MEN 10 років тому +28

      Yep.....that's why Johnny knew he was lying. If he were innocent, Ralph would be obsessed with who was trying to smear him.

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 5 років тому +5

      You’ll be surprised how many successful businessmen are social retards. It’s like a weird combination of arrogance and thinking they can talk their way out of anything

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 5 років тому

      @EPLURiBusUNUM I'm not trying to convince anyone just speaking from personal experience. I agree with you that most successful entrepreneurs know how to talk to ppl, but I notice some have a cockiness that doesn't translate well in social situations

    • @onethree6002
      @onethree6002 4 роки тому

      You mean gangsters lol

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 3 роки тому +2

      @@deltahomicide9300 Well put. Donald Trump, whatever happened there.

  • @relivethesplendor9302
    @relivethesplendor9302 11 місяців тому +4

    I freaking LOVE that John was so committed to honoring Ginnie and held her on such a pedestal

  • @bobpage6597
    @bobpage6597 3 роки тому +51

    The little story Ralph tells at the beginning about Janice......he went along with it willingly - he left that part out 🤣🤣

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 2 роки тому +25

      bro, it was his kink all along, he just said it so that if word spread people would think Janice was the freak. What a snake.

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 4 роки тому +42

    Tony was the ONLY one who knew exactly how to talk to Johnny.

    • @33moneyball
      @33moneyball 3 роки тому +11

      Hence why Tony was the boss and maintained that level of power....yes he was ruthless but he was also a brilliant strategist.

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Рік тому +1

      Also because he was a boss, he realized the way John thought. It was formulaic that an apology was an admission of guilt which gives him the right within the family to take action. The way Tony said “its his word against yours” wasnt just advice, but an actual strategy of how they could’ve prevented John from being able to do anything, regardless of if he believed Ralph or not. Just like how when Chris spoke out of turn in the sit-down, Tony knew John basically forced getting upset because he could use it as an excuse to get something out of it.

  • @GameBang666
    @GameBang666 5 років тому +41

    All he had to say was "I'm not going to apologize for something i didn't say John"

  • @Gehlhaus1
    @Gehlhaus1 3 роки тому +32

    "Hello sweetie it's your secret admirer" LOLOL Gets me EVERYTIME.

  • @cooperanderson4609
    @cooperanderson4609 10 років тому +429

    I guess he got tired of dealing with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence..

  • @commentguy721
    @commentguy721 9 років тому +647

    Tony's face at 3:17 is hysterical!

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 5 років тому +76

      I love how pissed Tony would get when Ralph, Janice or Chris would do the complete opposite of what he asked them to do.

    • @molasorrosalom4846
      @molasorrosalom4846 4 роки тому +11

      With Christopher it was hilarious, he specifically told him to clam up if Johhny mentioned Carmine Jr.

    • @keiclera6596
      @keiclera6596 4 роки тому +7

      I know this is 5 years later, but I agree. I rewatch this scene just to see that face lol

    • @chuckstevens2672
      @chuckstevens2672 3 роки тому +2

      @bruins I did t say it. Tell me who told you and I’ll put a billet in his eye

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 2 роки тому +2

      My dad gave me & my brother that face the first time he trusted us to wash the car and we kept spraying each other with the hose because we were a pair of derp kids😂

  • @jcab404
    @jcab404 11 років тому +59

    As much as I appreciate the regular actors on the Sopranos, the Ralph and Richie characters added so much to this series! Amazing acting by both of these actors.

  • @roryobrien3947
    @roryobrien3947 6 років тому +206

    I love how after ralph says he's denying it john looks at Ginny weighing out her food and goes "I don't believe you" like that's what convinced him it was a believable comment to have been made lmao

    • @phortwunty
      @phortwunty 5 років тому +75

      I see it differently. I think he looks at her and sees her trying so hard to lose weight that it snaps him out of any momentary lapse of anger he had while considering believing Ralph and he goes back to listening to his gut- deep down he knows Ralph said it. When John was talking to Tony he listed off all the different things Ginny has done and how hard she has tried to lose weight, you can sense how much he feels for his wife and how hard she is trying while getting no results. Sometimes you want to believe somebody just to make yourself feel better and squash a beef, but when he was reminded of how he feels about his wife and her weight all that went out the window and he was back to raging. John loved his wife and didn't resent her for her weight, he actually loved her more for how hard she was trying, I always thought it was a cool element of the series.

    • @ChiefJudge
      @ChiefJudge 5 років тому +5

      @John Nichols that's why he stoped protecting her.

    • @garyward5515
      @garyward5515 2 роки тому

      He was thinking "yeah, that bitch is pretty fat".

    • @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
      @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline Рік тому +2

      If she hadn't been using a livestock scale, maybe he would've been more believable.

    • @mitchellhouser1572
      @mitchellhouser1572 Рік тому +4

      @@phortwunty Except we all saw that the second John leaves the house she literally starts crawling on the floor and rolling around devouring candy and sweets.

  • @hectorfrausto9705
    @hectorfrausto9705 5 років тому +62

    "hello sweety it's your secret admirer" - lmao gets me every time

  • @17donhol
    @17donhol 4 роки тому +30

    Surprised he didnt start quoting GLADIATOR immediately as he walked in to the place

  • @kar12894
    @kar12894 10 років тому +65

    "come on ralph..i was sittin right there..." LMAO

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 10 років тому +16

      And Tony was laughing as hard as anyone

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 9 років тому +8

      +Trev Mac He had a smirk, but "Whoa! That's the guy's wife!" in my book, doesn't count as laughing!

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 9 років тому

      sure it does

    • @kar12894
      @kar12894 9 років тому +13

      Let's just say that Tony was "trying" to be neutral in that situation.

  • @Raining345
    @Raining345 4 роки тому +34

    This shows how well Tony knows Johnny Sack. He knew that Johnny was provoking the shit out Ralph by calling him names in order to get him to cave. He also knew what was coming when John asked "oh, so you're apologizing?". If Ralph had listened to Tony here then I think the situation would've calmed down.

    • @jeremiahanderson614
      @jeremiahanderson614 4 роки тому +3

      If he got mad and said "fuck no, I'm not apologizing for shit, stop being a gossip girl and be a man"

    • @billymarino4452
      @billymarino4452 Рік тому +5

      Plus Johnny only heard the joke from Paulie. If Ralph held his ground, Johnny in a calmer state may of concluded something like "well Paulie is pretty pissed at Tony and the crew, so maybe he is telling me a lie about Ralph." He knew Paulie was pretty jealous of Ralph and it's not like Johnny heard the joke from multiple people. And Paulie was in jail at the time, so Johnny knows Paulie didn't hear the joke directly.

  • @albertdavis4035
    @albertdavis4035 10 років тому +37

    "It's your secret admirer" Ralph may have been a piece of shit, but he was one funny piece of shit.

    • @jiggleykrowzer8768
      @jiggleykrowzer8768 9 років тому +6

      Albert Davis Ralph Cifaretto and Gyp Rossetti would have been great friends. Fearless, vicious, monsterous, evil, hilarious, lovable.

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 9 років тому +3

      +Albert Davis The best was when he prank called Paulie's mom at the nursing home.

    • @5280PolotheKid
      @5280PolotheKid 8 років тому +2

      +Jiggley Krowzer ralph woulda said a snide comment that would send gyp over the edge

  • @infinightsky
    @infinightsky 9 років тому +265

    I loved Johnny sack, he was so beautiful to her.

    • @heat4yoass
      @heat4yoass 9 років тому +71

      +infinightsky Theres not too many guys like that. No matter how fat she was, he still loved her with all his heart. Truly stand up guy right there.

    • @betrousaltaweel
      @betrousaltaweel 9 років тому +7

      +infinightsky Its a good job she was beautiful to her, she wasn't beautiful to anyone else.

    • @rosecosey5544
      @rosecosey5544 8 років тому +18

      +ben1349 Neither are you.

    • @Schmoityface
      @Schmoityface 7 років тому +20

      And never kept a goomah, either.

    • @WinslowLeach1974
      @WinslowLeach1974 6 років тому +9

      Johnny Sack was "Shallow Hal" while hypnotized.

  • @Adarkane325xi
    @Adarkane325xi Рік тому +25

    This story arc never ceases to amaze me. It’s some real schoolyard shit. “He called my girlfriend fat, now i must defend her honor,” lmao.

  • @heroedeleyenda05
    @heroedeleyenda05 3 роки тому +12

    Thinking about this more, i can see why Jonny sack took the insult so personally...
    Ralphie was supposed to be his main "inside guy" in the soprsno crew, not only did he potentially saved his life, he also manipulated tony into making a capo. (He did this for selfish reasons but Ralphie doesn't know that)
    And after all of that he finds out that Ralphie is insulting him behind his back.
    He must have felt as betrayed as when paulie found out jonnhy sack lied to him.
    Unfortunately for jonny sack, no one else knows about the secret bond between him and Ralphie, so no one understands why he is so angry about it.

  • @HueyBlounts
    @HueyBlounts 10 років тому +232

    Lol everything he said Janice wanted him to do he did and enjoyed

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 9 років тому +90

      Lol. As you know, he was covering his butt (no pun intended) in case Janice was talking about it.

    • @romans8024
      @romans8024 5 років тому +10

      It was disrespect towards Tony's frontyard. Ralph was taking chances with Tony.

    • @plus_sign
      @plus_sign 3 роки тому +1

      surprised no one noted this yet, such a good detail

    • @RedemptioINN
      @RedemptioINN 2 роки тому +3

      Plus Sign what's a good detail? That Ralph takes the opportunity to pin it all on Janice? Seems pretty straightforward. I love the sopranos but the ppl that glorify every piece of dialogue or think there's 16 layers to every scene needs to touch grass😂

  • @MultiMrMiles
    @MultiMrMiles 9 років тому +479

    Johny Sack has the best clothing style! italian class

    • @PokeYourEyez
      @PokeYourEyez 7 років тому +22

      He also cried like a little girl when he got arrested too. Might tell you something

    • @AndyinMTL
      @AndyinMTL 6 років тому +2

      amen

    • @2linepass1
      @2linepass1 6 років тому +25

      Mikey Palmice had the best style

    • @PokeYourEyez
      @PokeYourEyez 5 років тому +2

      Cj Taylor Oh okay. Jesus bro. It’s a show. Not that serious. You know the writers told him to cry like a little girl.

    • @francoochoa3176
      @francoochoa3176 5 років тому +4

      Patsy had the best style, he kept it straight in every scene he was in

  • @kieferclarkf1674
    @kieferclarkf1674 7 місяців тому +3

    One of my favorite Tony moments is him coaching Ralph on the phone and getting mad at him. It’s one of those rare times where Tony just seems like a normal guy with good intentions.

  • @FTW54
    @FTW54 4 роки тому +68

    the more times you watch the sopranos through, the funnier it gets - to the point where its almost just one dark comedy

    • @mikef6063
      @mikef6063 3 роки тому +9

      That’s what it is

  • @jpdlg1003
    @jpdlg1003 5 років тому +87

    Ralph is the second best character of the entire show, I couldn’t believe when they killed him. And what a great fucking performance by Joe Pantoliano by the way

    • @andyusfca
      @andyusfca 3 роки тому

      Because the actor was really doing coke on the set!

    • @RevealedFilms
      @RevealedFilms 3 роки тому +2

      @@andyusfca that would be James Gandolfini. They thought he might die at one point.

    • @howardmctroy3303
      @howardmctroy3303 2 роки тому +2

      Having Ralphie around for so long would've been realistic. Someone as volatile and vulgar as him was living on borrowed time.

    • @steveshutt6409
      @steveshutt6409 2 роки тому

      @@RevealedFilms that was more from the beef and sausage Tony ate by the car load.

  • @michelewitt2285
    @michelewitt2285 3 роки тому +22

    Omg the part with tony making a fist at Ralph .. it was everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshgrant824
      @joshgrant824 2 роки тому +2

      I can't stop replaying that part 😂😂😂😂

  • @FreshlySnipes
    @FreshlySnipes 7 місяців тому +3

    Tony was really a master of reading people. That was probably his biggest strength.

  • @DJWolfie_MegaMixer
    @DJWolfie_MegaMixer 5 років тому +29

    "Whole family is nuts". A second later.. Heyyyyyyyyyyyy with hugs and kisses.

  • @carllange4297
    @carllange4297 4 роки тому +15

    Johnny Sacks even dresses cool around the house

  • @420MariaN
    @420MariaN 9 років тому +115

    "There was a lot of wine that night"

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 років тому +6

      A lot of wine=A lot of shineboxes

    • @IamtheDesperado
      @IamtheDesperado 4 роки тому +2

      @@nuckymancini7013 a lot of wine = a lot of cocaine

  • @4776yankee
    @4776yankee 10 років тому +125

    even though Tony tried to un-fuck this whole mess, seeing as how he didnt, maybe Uncle junior really was right, Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete...

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128 3 роки тому +10

    3:36 what did I say no apology

    • @enshk79
      @enshk79 20 днів тому

      Start at 3:32

  • @windtalker4191
    @windtalker4191 5 років тому +8

    Johnny Sack already knows how Ralph talks bad about his own boss, but smiles in Tony's face. He never was going to believe Ralph's denial.

  • @InfamousMedia
    @InfamousMedia 9 років тому +106

    3:16 tony's reaction ahahahaha

  • @tupelomississippiflash968
    @tupelomississippiflash968 9 років тому +487

    Ginny is so big , when she goes camping , the Bears run and hide there shineboxes!!

    • @lohancindy5442
      @lohancindy5442 9 років тому +9

      You won

    • @handbanana7738
      @handbanana7738 8 років тому +1

      Well, how many shineboxes do we have to dig up to find pieces of +greg gregson?

    • @muscleman9299
      @muscleman9299 8 років тому

      +Hand Banana wana pump?

    • @ilivekajol
      @ilivekajol 7 років тому +4

      her blood type is ragu

    • @MoeGreensRightEye
      @MoeGreensRightEye 7 років тому +12

      Ginny is so fat that she is way above the recommended weight for her height!

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 5 років тому +9

    lol, I love Tony's face when Ralph says he'll apologize, he just wanted to sock him so badly.

  • @kdub4318
    @kdub4318 5 років тому +10

    So interesting how Tony knew an apology would make it worse. He knows the Mob Boss mentality.

  • @stephensamuel4674
    @stephensamuel4674 9 місяців тому +2

    Ralphs outfit in this scene is the best outfit in the show

  • @rickyricardo1605
    @rickyricardo1605 7 років тому +12

    I love how tony barges in right after ralph gets done insulting his whole family, I wonder if he was listening from outside through the door? there are several of these instances throughout this series.

  • @niellin5161
    @niellin5161 2 роки тому +15

    Tony's reaction at 3:17 Is why The Sopranos Is sooo good 😂😂😂

  • @josephtelegen8754
    @josephtelegen8754 4 роки тому +8

    When Ralphie actually has the gall to flirt with Jenny on the phone. When Tony mimes punching Ralphie in the face. This show was amazing.

  • @blackkapmorris9404
    @blackkapmorris9404 3 роки тому +12

    The way Ralphie smells the orange while talking to Anthony it’s such good acting.

  • @bagioo3214
    @bagioo3214 4 роки тому +25

    "George Hamilton !!!!"

  • @ValHemi265
    @ValHemi265 3 роки тому +8

    "Whole families nuts..."
    Knock knock knock: "ayyyyyyyyyy!"
    Dropballs lol

  • @VarunKumar-cb5hm
    @VarunKumar-cb5hm 3 роки тому +4

    Its amazing to know how well Tony knows his freind jonny. Knew exactly what not to say to help with conflict resolution.
    Just like Christopher during the dinner.
    I love this.

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 5 років тому +35

    ‘Whole family’s nuts.’
    Tony walks in
    ‘Heeeeyyyyyyy!’

  • @Bigguy5154
    @Bigguy5154 9 місяців тому +4

    He looks like he was in Miami!

  • @JavaoftheLava
    @JavaoftheLava 3 роки тому +9

    Tony's silenced gesturing is awesome lol

  • @socomply5963
    @socomply5963 3 роки тому +13

    Never fails to make me smile the way John and Ginny seem actually in love 20 something years later. A fucking breath of fresh air knowing all the infidelity that goes down on the show.

  • @jeffstell9146
    @jeffstell9146 3 роки тому +6

    3:18 - that look of fury on Tony and the fist clenched. He wanted to punch a hole in Ralphie's face right there 😂

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 5 років тому +31

    Every time Tony is "on his way" he shows up seconds later.

  • @a70001400xify
    @a70001400xify 3 роки тому +14

    Tony clenching his fist quietly is so fucking funny. 3:17

  • @mrfrankcastle083
    @mrfrankcastle083 6 років тому +23

    1:58
    There's a sound you don't hear any more.
    3:35 too.

  • @ADDrecords
    @ADDrecords 3 роки тому +5

    Johnny and Ginny remind me of my grandparents Konnie and Gracie lol. Grandpa was German, but grandma was a chubby little Italian. Beautiful woman inside and out. God, I miss her (them) every day.

  • @amirhomesrealtyinc5301
    @amirhomesrealtyinc5301 4 роки тому +8

    I dont remember saying anything about Ginny
    Come on Ralph, I was sittin right there

  • @markgallagher3962
    @markgallagher3962 3 роки тому +9

    Ralph hanging himself with the telephone cord. Fantastic.

  • @ttmike42
    @ttmike42 4 роки тому +14

    Ralph never had the makings of a varsity negotiator.

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 Місяць тому +1

    Ralph’s attitudes towards women and horses really got him into trouble lmao

  • @jorgevazquez654
    @jorgevazquez654 2 роки тому +14

    Ralph is a one-man show. A joker, victim, intimidator, aggressor. You name it.

  • @aidanchilders9043
    @aidanchilders9043 7 місяців тому +2

    I don't think Tony was ever more sympathetic than in the moments like this - surrounded by complete idiots for subordinates and practically begging them to very specifically NOT do one very specific incredibly stupid thing, because they NEVER listened.

  • @yassineazed5448
    @yassineazed5448 5 років тому +14

    3:02 tony face is hillarious

  • @Mickyboi1
    @Mickyboi1 Місяць тому +1

    A) Apologise
    B) Listen to Tony
    *clicks A*
    *MISSION FAILED*

    • @Notimportant3737
      @Notimportant3737 20 днів тому

      Lmao Man literally had one job….. I usually don’t side with Tony, but god Ralph was such a prick. Was happy when Tony finally offer him.

  • @neil2905
    @neil2905 8 років тому +6

    "hi jinnie, put down the grub for two fuckin seconds and put john boy on the horn."

  • @randyjohnson3412
    @randyjohnson3412 2 роки тому +1

    Fucking Ralph lugged a bag of oranges from Florida, and the best Tony can say is "nice". Real piece of work that Tony Soprano.

    • @Nicole19989
      @Nicole19989 Рік тому

      You seen his waist? Don't think oranges are his favorite food.

  • @thethomasj1795
    @thethomasj1795 4 роки тому +8

    Keeping her in Devil Dogs is hilarious.

  • @garykirby1666
    @garykirby1666 5 років тому +13

    I love how two faced almost every character is in this show. Very real. Someone once said that The Sopranos is a Realistic Soap Opera. It's actually a very good description. Gandolfini was great.

  • @FRODIII
    @FRODIII 5 років тому +12

    It always pissed me off that paulie was never caught conspiring with johnny sack! Tony suspected it but never did anything about it...

  • @josevaldez4695
    @josevaldez4695 2 роки тому +2

    Just love how it starts with ohh!

  • @vega21
    @vega21 4 роки тому +8

    Tonys reaction at 3:17 always gets me haha.

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja 3 роки тому +2

    Video opens with both an "OH" an and "EYY".

  • @MrSuchasoorma
    @MrSuchasoorma 4 роки тому +6

    The acting when John looks at Gini perfect

  • @gvtizzle1
    @gvtizzle1 Рік тому +2

    I love how Ralph lies about just asking about Donnie K lol he really didn’t give a shit