Galactic Council Demanded TRIBUTE, Humanity Answered With A Single WORD | Best HFY Stories

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  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 3 місяці тому +103

    "Captain, I've tapped into the human communications!"
    "Excellent work. What are they saying?"
    "They just keep saying...Cadia stands? I don't know what that means..."

    • @asmkalrizion7078
      @asmkalrizion7078 3 місяці тому +19

      *earth gets destroyed but humanity goes on to wage a multi millenia long war against the xeno alliance*

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 місяці тому +17

      "FIX BAYONETS!"

    • @asmkalrizion7078
      @asmkalrizion7078 3 місяці тому +14

      @@Cpt.Str4ng3 fix space bayonets

    • @Gaara1019
      @Gaara1019 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@asmkalrizion7078 they're like regular bayonets...but spaceier...

    • @nicholastrawinski
      @nicholastrawinski 3 місяці тому +5

      They ARE regular bayonets, it's just that noone hears you die.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 3 місяці тому +69

    "We demand a simple offering of earth and water. As a token of your submission.
    "Earth and fire... you'll find plenty of both down there."
    "Threatening an envoy... this is blasphemy... this is madness!"
    "Madness?" (Pause) " THIS! IS! TERRA!" (boots into a geothermal power shaft)

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 місяці тому +7

      I mean we perfected two things; making rocks more unhealthy and throwing them pretty fast.😂

  • @jamesonweimann4720
    @jamesonweimann4720 3 місяці тому +58

    If aliens demanded tribute from humanity I can just imagine us sayin “You want tribute? Come and take it. If you can.”

    • @paytahblazed6107
      @paytahblazed6107 3 місяці тому +3

      A molon labe moment

    • @captainamerica6525
      @captainamerica6525 3 місяці тому +4

      "Nuts"

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 місяці тому +1

      @@jamesonweimann4720 MOLON LABE!
      *CLANG CLANG*

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos 2 місяці тому

      Are you saying sending them a nuke, and 200 railgun shots per minute is not tribute?

    • @captainamerica6525
      @captainamerica6525 2 місяці тому

      @@weslooos If their demands are as such that should be the only "tribute" they get.

  • @theamiralgarner
    @theamiralgarner 3 місяці тому +86

    Sound like a galatic HOA

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 3 місяці тому +3

      If not 100 times worse

    • @JulioMo
      @JulioMo 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Gaara1019
      @Gaara1019 3 місяці тому +1

      Please don't give the Karen's ideas...

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 2 місяці тому

      ​​@Gaara1019 "Earth vs. Space Karens of the Galactic HOA" coming to a theatre soon! 😽👆

  • @TimeMaster0
    @TimeMaster0 3 місяці тому +46

    “Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.”
    -Robert Goodloe Harper.

    • @willhuey687
      @willhuey687 2 місяці тому

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @jonathanmakuberski8048
      @jonathanmakuberski8048 2 місяці тому +2

      I believe Jefferson said "millions for defence before one cent in tribute" when he was running for president. It was in response to the Barbary Pirates.

    • @TimeMaster0
      @TimeMaster0 2 місяці тому

      @@jonathanmakuberski8048 that phrase was a popular federalist slogan and was basically a perfect representation of U.S. foreign policy at the time but Robert Goodloe Harper was the one attributed with coining the phrase.

    • @jonathanmakuberski8048
      @jonathanmakuberski8048 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TimeMaster0 Ah, fair enough. I just know the first time I heard it was in the setting of my previous comment. have a good morning.

  • @captainamerica6525
    @captainamerica6525 3 місяці тому +12

    Galactic Council: "You will surrender and give us all you have".
    Earth: "Nuts"

  • @GrumpyOldGuyPlaysGames
    @GrumpyOldGuyPlaysGames 3 місяці тому +48

    Far too much repetition gives away that this was written by ChatGPT.

    • @aztecgoldmontizuma
      @aztecgoldmontizuma 3 місяці тому +3

      My thoughts exactly

    • @asmkalrizion7078
      @asmkalrizion7078 3 місяці тому +5

      Plus EMP not *disabling* the ships and the human ships using "guerilla tactics" in space...

    • @darrynfisher9964
      @darrynfisher9964 3 місяці тому +2

      It's disappointing tbh... Sick of the AI gee humans are so powerful b. S. Personally I think that we'd be lucky to be cattle beasts... Imo

    • @deanlute794
      @deanlute794 2 місяці тому +1

      Any youtube channels that have quality stories?

    • @ncrranger8449
      @ncrranger8449 Місяць тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@asmkalrizion7078guerilla tactics could very well be used in space lol hit and runs ambushes are examples

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 4 місяці тому +56

    Two words: Asymmetrical Warfare.
    Wouldn't surprise me if the chief strategists were an Afghani and a US Marine.

  • @bigal2876
    @bigal2876 3 місяці тому +30

    Like the answer “nuts”!

    • @VlPER007
      @VlPER007 3 місяці тому +5

      I'm not going to lie. That instantly came to mind and I was a little disappointed when it was just "no". Lol

    • @SlimHawk733
      @SlimHawk733 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@VlPER007Same here. Glad I wasn't the only one that was thinking it.

    • @Couldnt_let_J.Marston_die
      @Couldnt_let_J.Marston_die 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, this definitely needs to be edited. No, just doesn't have the same FU energy.

  • @DreadlockHolmez
    @DreadlockHolmez 3 місяці тому +12

    So long as they don't touch the boats it'll be ok

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 місяці тому +5

      The tribute include boats.
      US boats...

    • @pig1330
      @pig1330 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Jamhael1*autistic screeching* 🦅

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 місяці тому +1

      @@pig1330 🤣

  • @redacted702
    @redacted702 3 місяці тому +8

    Give em a nice cup of Liber-TEA

    • @Sude23490
      @Sude23490 3 місяці тому +1

      Don’t think they want to see a squad of four hellpods coming down on them

  • @AcertifiedBAMF
    @AcertifiedBAMF 3 місяці тому +11

    Earth out here reminding the council that it is Man who is made in the image of God

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 3 місяці тому

      You could have made a similar claim of the Roman Gods allowing the Romans to conquer the known world, but then, within 100 years of the Romans adopting Christianity, the entire empire crumbles...
      Besides, I suspect that aliens would have their own Gods. I seriously doubt ANY alien God/ Gods looked anything like Jesus!

    • @gordowg1wg145
      @gordowg1wg145 3 місяці тому

      No, "god" is made in the image of man.

    • @marcleewinser8534
      @marcleewinser8534 11 днів тому

      ...which would explain aLot.

  • @Thaumogenesis
    @Thaumogenesis 3 місяці тому +12

    So the galactic Home Owners Association.

  • @saikirito1210
    @saikirito1210 3 місяці тому +3

    WE WERE FORGED IN WAR TO CONQUER THE STARS! IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD'VE MADE YOU IN HIS IMAGE, FOR TERRA!

  • @jameswebster7649
    @jameswebster7649 3 місяці тому +5

    For earth mankind 👍💯💯💯🔥

  • @SherlSensor-s1g
    @SherlSensor-s1g 3 місяці тому +3

    Well go independence day mabey these aliens 👽 should have watched that to see how we deal with 👽 visitors lol

  • @lab6068
    @lab6068 3 місяці тому +1

    Live to love to share .......,.....

  • @Cbabilon675
    @Cbabilon675 4 місяці тому +7

    Definitely need to fix that, and finish the story😊😊

  • @nultimok
    @nultimok 3 місяці тому +1

    is there a part 2 to this? I want more

  • @OwenKevin-wx7te
    @OwenKevin-wx7te 4 місяці тому +98

    Sounds like the EU

    • @dennisporter6000
      @dennisporter6000 4 місяці тому +19

      Sounds like the u. S, no I mean the democrats.

    • @OwenKevin-wx7te
      @OwenKevin-wx7te 4 місяці тому +17

      @@dennisporter6000 There is nothing democratic about them

    • @dominickefrim3088
      @dominickefrim3088 4 місяці тому

      ​@@OwenKevin-wx7teAmerican Democrats are autocratic. Freedom must be regulated and approved.

    • @Jcolbert123
      @Jcolbert123 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@@OwenKevin-wx7te
      Sounds like your mother and father are brother and sister.

    • @decrulez
      @decrulez 4 місяці тому +12

      @@dennisporter6000you sound like you’d drink the Kool-Aid

  • @leafabeam
    @leafabeam 3 місяці тому +11

    Like with a sad majority of these types of stories, it's got potential, but it just has too much repetition in exposition and platitudes. It lacks substance and depth and I'd wager the platitudes are partly there to pad out the view time assuming the uploader cared enough to even review this garbage before uploading it. I'm tempted to start my own channel of such stories just to combat the platitudes themselves.

  • @TCMECH79
    @TCMECH79 3 місяці тому +1

    Sounds like the council has just met the nightmare that is humanity

  • @BaddAtom
    @BaddAtom 3 місяці тому +3

    good story, but i would improve with numbers. like 550 galactic empire ships ...

  • @AA-le2zv
    @AA-le2zv 2 місяці тому

    Like this little stories at work

  • @JackWolf1
    @JackWolf1 3 місяці тому +8

    This story is decent, but really needs a second pass at editing.
    The story feels like it should be 20 minutes long, but needed 10 minutes padding to hit a benchmark.

    • @nicholastrawinski
      @nicholastrawinski 3 місяці тому

      @@JackWolf1 you say that like you think anyone ever bothered to read it before they copied and pasted it for the AI to read it.

    • @JackWolf1
      @JackWolf1 3 місяці тому

      @@nicholastrawinski if I were an optimist, I would say yes.
      Sadly, optimism is in short supply these days.

    • @natehartley1161
      @natehartley1161 3 місяці тому

      Dude, it’s AI

  • @garronn
    @garronn 3 місяці тому +5

    If you are going to use AI to write a story, then please run the script through an editor AI several times to remove bloat.

  • @patrickhamelc1902
    @patrickhamelc1902 3 місяці тому +3

    that's two word genius

  • @FarkTurloon
    @FarkTurloon 3 місяці тому +4

    You have to play this at 1.5 speed or you'll die before it ends...

    • @tobiasnicol3115
      @tobiasnicol3115 3 місяці тому +1

      Thanks! Good idea.

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 3 місяці тому

      If I have to hear about how "humans are adaptable" even just one more time, there will indeed be death...

  • @alexanderwestfield4073
    @alexanderwestfield4073 3 місяці тому

    XENOS!!!

  • @kathrynnymanasa3756
    @kathrynnymanasa3756 3 місяці тому +2

    Wilson Jessica Gonzalez Betty Moore George

  • @victortatevosyan4001
    @victortatevosyan4001 3 місяці тому

    There is no such thing as a benevolent overseeer

  • @windirono5409
    @windirono5409 2 місяці тому

    The only thing I don’t like about these stories is the filler “humans are this…then two minutes later it’s describing the same thing again and again”

  • @jamesdoyle9148
    @jamesdoyle9148 2 місяці тому

    Ok so advanced alien space ship can be stopped by an E.M.P. from earth so space has no large magnetic fields
    And of course the humans win

  • @rowdyharger2799
    @rowdyharger2799 3 місяці тому +6

    To much filler, not needed sentences. You lose my attention repeatedly. Though I enjoyed to core of the storyline

  • @disgruntledtoons
    @disgruntledtoons 3 місяці тому +1

    UA-cam needs to stop uploading of automated narrations of ChatGPT-written garbage.

  • @johnbelt5204
    @johnbelt5204 3 місяці тому +3

    Reiterating the same idea over and over doesnt add anything to the story. A full third of the text could have been left out and the story would have been just as good, maybe better.

  • @weslooos
    @weslooos 2 місяці тому

    ah yes, the roman problem, the moment you say we are superior to everyone else, and one of them defi's you the only selution is distruction or losing the hold on your own empire and you have a chain reaction of revolts. there are and have been many country's and empires whit that problem.

  • @deweywolf
    @deweywolf 3 місяці тому +1

    Why are there such jarring inconsistencies in this story?

    • @theproudamerican1967
      @theproudamerican1967 2 місяці тому

      These stories are AI generated. That's why the average 5th grader can write a better story.

  • @jamesrsmith8558
    @jamesrsmith8558 4 місяці тому +8

    Repeating the story over and over with just slightly different wording. AI WRITTEN AI READ.SHIT

  • @BryinWillis-e8g
    @BryinWillis-e8g 3 місяці тому

    Tuesday

  • @felixkommey2505
    @felixkommey2505 3 місяці тому +2

    Sounds like America and EU

  • @ccConcerts
    @ccConcerts 3 місяці тому

    Once I heard " palpable" I knew the rest would be trash.

  • @Humble_Merchant
    @Humble_Merchant 2 місяці тому

    Imagine replying, "No," instead of, "Nuts"
    Absolutely ruined

  • @amehayami934
    @amehayami934 3 місяці тому

    I really hope the answer isn't "fuk you" because all that is going to show the aliens is how stupid people from earth is because "fuk you" IS 2 WORDS! Lol
    Humans are Space Orcs.

  • @asmkalrizion7078
    @asmkalrizion7078 3 місяці тому +1

    An "emp like weapon" used on space ships would outright disable them, not just make them hard to use, then the "guerilla tactics" in... space... idk what kind of logic this is, this sounds AI generated.

  • @SherlSensor-s1g
    @SherlSensor-s1g 3 місяці тому

    Yes they said f y for Ukraine and for earth dam alien or in will smith welcome to earth then knocks alien out with a punch

  • @Shedspider
    @Shedspider 2 місяці тому

    Resilience is fast becoming my new hated word. Cant these AI's think of something else to describe our stubbornness or drive to survive ?
    Also to keep saying "alien technology" is pointless and annoying as all aliens use 'alien technology'. What else are they going to use ?

  • @tractorfeed7602
    @tractorfeed7602 3 місяці тому

    Too repetitive with words like resilience and unpredictability and adaptability

  • @jeffglenn7609
    @jeffglenn7609 3 місяці тому +2

    Why can't a I describe actual warfare in raw detail. Like a real novel,?

  • @samschellhase8831
    @samschellhase8831 3 місяці тому

    This one felt a bit repetitive. How many times are we going to be reminded that humans are unpredictable? And how dominant the council is?
    Even the interesting bits are glossed very quickly, and the narrator is explaining obvious parts of the story. Makes for a very bland story

  • @murph19611
    @murph19611 3 місяці тому +3

    Earth was invaded by planet F..ktard back in early 1963, there take over is complete in 2024...😅

  • @Dagauret
    @Dagauret 2 місяці тому

    I can tell you took English class.... I'm 16 min in and I can't listen to anymore. All you've done is taken the info from the first 2 minutes and repeated it in different ways 😮‍💨

  • @seanbrazell7095
    @seanbrazell7095 3 місяці тому +3

    Inspired by Ukraine I think.