Finland's Goblin Problem | Cream Crew #83

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @CreamCrew
    @CreamCrew  Рік тому +26

    Please proceed to the patreon for that fascinating "Down for Love" discussion www.patreon.com/creamcrew 👀

    • @rek001
      @rek001 Рік тому +1

      I wish to cream with the crew

  • @Anteloot
    @Anteloot Рік тому +15

    Pretty sure the lady who said the gamer word to Hunter was just Tom in his Chun Li cosplay

  • @kostadrandakis5891
    @kostadrandakis5891 Рік тому +22

    Nothing could make this episode better than a nice cold SPRITE to quench the thirst.

  • @imnotyetdeadd
    @imnotyetdeadd Рік тому +14

    PLAYING SILLY LITTLE GAMES WITH BALLS TO WALL WHILE HAVING A RING IN MY POCKET

  • @aleidius192
    @aleidius192 Рік тому +92

    We never see Tom's wife because she is literally just a sauna.

  • @Gargadonz
    @Gargadonz Рік тому +75

    Man this some sick and twisted humor glad me and my Marine buddies can take it

  • @carrier525
    @carrier525 Рік тому +10

    "To be fair" was said once this episode loud and proud by Don. Thank you Don for your enthusiastic contribution

  • @toastywooper8263
    @toastywooper8263 Рік тому +66

    Damm as a finnish person this episode is looking epic

    • @Nunya_Bidness_53
      @Nunya_Bidness_53 Рік тому

      Did it make you "finish" 😃🥒💦

    • @Gkowi
      @Gkowi Рік тому +10

      Where are the damn goblins. Stop hiding them from us

    • @Croziuz
      @Croziuz Рік тому +7

      As a danish person, you guys have delicious licorice~

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Рік тому +5

      ​@Goosel
      Uh......in the candy cane forest. Were you not oaying attention?!

    • @Silent_Norseman
      @Silent_Norseman 8 місяців тому

      As a Norwegian, I agree ;) ​@@Croziuz

  • @wiseoldwyrm765
    @wiseoldwyrm765 Рік тому +24

    'It's like Japan' is my new dog whistle

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison 8 місяців тому

      Diversity is a societal weakness. The numbers dont lie!

  • @gabe_0x
    @gabe_0x Рік тому +61

    Last time I tried to show kids the Cream Crew I got a 500 yard restraining order.

    • @charlesculbertson2469
      @charlesculbertson2469 Рік тому +1

      My wife always bustles out to the garage, bursting through the side door to wisk the kids away, glaring at me over her shoulder. "Kids let's GO, you can't be out here with filth on the UA-cam"

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop Рік тому

      And creepy uncle Joe gets free access to rape kids

    • @MrKipling420
      @MrKipling420 7 місяців тому

      ​@@charlesculbertson2469 cream crew > wife and children

  • @Nunya_Bidness_53
    @Nunya_Bidness_53 Рік тому +7

    Not to piss on the fun but the fires in Maui were deliberately set, developers had those people burned out because they didn't want to sell.

  • @madgeek15
    @madgeek15 Рік тому +16

    Don should have done the cat impression

  • @stanberry6798
    @stanberry6798 Рік тому +6

    Thank God a new Cream Crew Episode.

  • @L.Pondera
    @L.Pondera Рік тому +5

    Finland is the Japan pf Europe. They have a cute niche culture and language, have big scary communist neighbors, great national pride, fought with the Nazis in WW2. It's crazy.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Рік тому +5

    Damn, literally checked an hour ago if there wasn't a new episode and now here it is.
    Thanks for always delivering guys.

  • @lifdohop
    @lifdohop Рік тому +25

    I'm happy my homeland gets so much recognition from this podcast.

    • @dexacc2719
      @dexacc2719 Рік тому +3

      You're talking about your mothers basement

    • @OfficialCreamCrewClips
      @OfficialCreamCrewClips Рік тому +3

      ​@@dexacc2719the hilly parts of Finland also known as mother's basement

  • @michaelmasky5529
    @michaelmasky5529 Рік тому +6

    ARRRRRRRGGGG! ANOTHER FINE EPISODE OF THE PIRATE CREW YOU SALTY DOGS!

  • @lordcinder6606
    @lordcinder6606 Рік тому +4

    I saw Hunter at the convention and I'd like to thank him for the wonderful panel and for signing my badge. I also apologize for the few bad apple's lol

  • @samuraibeatzz
    @samuraibeatzz Рік тому +6

    Creamy bois are back with another weekly dose of papin’

  • @mexicanyorkshire7617
    @mexicanyorkshire7617 Рік тому +3

    Broke my sisters cup while washing dishes whistle listening. Best podcast ever

  • @Rango0404
    @Rango0404 Рік тому +4

    This new episode of cream crew got me dripping

  • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
    @boarfaceswinejaw4516 Рік тому +4

    wandering the woods and collecting mushrooms, berries and other assorted knick knacks such as colorful and smooth stones is oddly therapeutic. you know you've entered zen when neither nettle, mosquito or spider can stop you from grabbing more chanterelles.

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 Рік тому +4

      The berry's in your pocket

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Рік тому +4

      ​@notatruck2640
      *as you reach into your pocket for your........berries, you hear a faint and distant "knock knock"*

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 Рік тому +1

      @@notatruck2640
      BWUUOoouuh

  • @Surtus545
    @Surtus545 Рік тому +1

    Finnish person here and all that was said was 100% true

  • @KalebConnick
    @KalebConnick Рік тому +16

    I remember showing my mom episode 29 when it dropped n I think that’s the hardest we laughed together

  • @LtMandrake
    @LtMandrake Рік тому +1

    Papa Meats background is insane. Wallpaper that is the carpet from The Shining... Goosebumps artifacts... living the best life.

  • @FoundingChambers
    @FoundingChambers Рік тому +3

    Finland sounds magical

  • @specialeducationape5980
    @specialeducationape5980 Рік тому +3

    When you guys didnt upload last week, i almost didnt ball against the wall

  • @primusmaximum
    @primusmaximum Рік тому +1

    I'm imagining that scene from Iron Man when Tony gets paralyzed and has to claw for his arc reactor thing to save himself, but it's Tom with his cpap at his airport stops.

  • @halfhuman9698
    @halfhuman9698 Рік тому +1

    Tom got the Shoenice background in this one

  • @TheDakotaDaily
    @TheDakotaDaily Рік тому +2

    Welcome to the Tom and Hunter show! Also sometimes Don mutters something into the mic I guess. (Much love Don.)

  • @jeipascual2654
    @jeipascual2654 Рік тому +8

    So I'm guessing Tom's wife is still on that lake?

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Рік тому +3

    7:55 More reason for some sweet content! Suit up Tom!
    Thanks for the goods gents.

  • @llamaestingpie
    @llamaestingpie Рік тому +6

    BALL AGAINST WALLLL

  • @ABEventHorizon
    @ABEventHorizon Рік тому +3

    The Silliest of Games :) Keep up the great content gents

  • @Fearghas999
    @Fearghas999 Рік тому +5

    I knew I should have watched the premium one they released straight away, it's private now 😢

    • @CreamCrew
      @CreamCrew  Рік тому +4

      It’s available on patreon 👀

    • @Fearghas999
      @Fearghas999 Рік тому

      @@CreamCrew you expect me to fund you degenerates?! I'll end up on a list.

  • @othrerir_jussi
    @othrerir_jussi 7 місяців тому

    I’ve been plowing through these (50eps so far) the past week and a half since i hadn’t notice you guys started uploading again.
    Definitely enjoying all the Finland talk 😆 and Don getting some screen time since Tom had to go foraging with the Sauna sirens.

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep Рік тому +20

    I think they prefer to be called "Muslim asylum seeking immigrants", not "goblins"

  • @LordCagliostro
    @LordCagliostro Рік тому +2

    Crime in the Candy Cane Forest?
    Those damn elves!

    • @AB-ee5tb
      @AB-ee5tb Рік тому +4

      It’s the trolls

  • @Cull501
    @Cull501 Рік тому +3

    Those firefighter helicopters are allowed to scoop water from your pool to use in an emergency

  • @breedersjourney
    @breedersjourney Рік тому +3

    please hunter...please!!! animate a Finnish cat

  • @OBernardoJr
    @OBernardoJr Рік тому +1

    Oh the creamy boys are creaming again

  • @danielburciaga8111
    @danielburciaga8111 Рік тому +6

    Interestingly enough a pound of sand actually weighs the same as a pound of water 13:18

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust Рік тому

      Yeah but how about two pounds huh?

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Рік тому +2

      That's some big brain stuff right there!

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust Рік тому

      @@sexistspaghettios I know someone you would like, her name is bitchlasagna

    • @guygod217
      @guygod217 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sexistspaghettiostruly

  • @Warlock-Armageddon
    @Warlock-Armageddon 8 місяців тому +2

    Hostal is my favorite Rom Com too

  • @72APTU72E
    @72APTU72E Рік тому

    On the sand vs water for firefighting forest fires, these fires are often so intense that water evaporates before it can largely even hit the burning source as it falls, while sand will not burn but instead glass if it gets too hot, covering the burning materal in a liquid that won't evaporate or burn.

  • @broadyfruchey2079
    @broadyfruchey2079 Рік тому +4

    I really wish hunter would make small shitty lil animations shorts and use some of these voice lines😂

  • @nuclearholocaustin
    @nuclearholocaustin Рік тому

    Patiently waiting for Slappy to start moving around in Hunters background.

  • @ShuckStalker
    @ShuckStalker Рік тому +1

    TOM'S - COUNTDOWN - TO - WORKOUT!!!

  • @mackbrooks2570
    @mackbrooks2570 Рік тому

    Love the podcast guys. I listen to it driving at work everyday! Thank you guys for getting me through my days!

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Рік тому +3

    15:25 Exactly Hunter! Here in The States we have perfected the art of flavored death! All of these things that we shouldn’t be eating on a regular basis made to get us addicted with all kinds of sweet marketing. (Drink Prime 💪🏾)

  • @trajanfidelis
    @trajanfidelis Рік тому +1

    16:45 Baska
    24:10

  • @dawwe8869
    @dawwe8869 Рік тому +135

    BALL TO WALL

  • @theemperor-tlopo
    @theemperor-tlopo 7 місяців тому +1

    Something.l Have noticed in Finland is the goblins are easy to spot, you just ask then if they know sauna game Called Golem they will show their true Goblin

  • @ElL1Mon3r0
    @ElL1Mon3r0 Рік тому

    I'm glad someone recognized our sick and twisted marines

  • @Quietshow
    @Quietshow Рік тому

    Wow. Finland sounds like an amazing place.

  • @lonick1692
    @lonick1692 Рік тому

    UK roads, especially the country lanes that are just huge hedges on both sides and only wide enough for one car, people just fly through the roads, its terrifying driving on them

  • @charaznable6597
    @charaznable6597 Рік тому

    "sand is heavier than water" Sayeth Don...followed with...Knock Knock

  • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
    @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 Рік тому +1

    I finished binging all you previous podcasts, and i must say
    *Don's Whale catchphrase*

  • @elwey7688
    @elwey7688 Рік тому +1

    Come on Don the Don. Nothing wrong with trying to imitate a feral cat.

  • @joesummers7248
    @joesummers7248 Рік тому +1

    So the sprinkler system would be a bad idea because then the ground is burned and salted. Also ball to wall.

  • @MazdaLeijona
    @MazdaLeijona Рік тому +3

    Finnish McDonald’s full of good looking chicks :DD

  • @robertbarnes5242
    @robertbarnes5242 Рік тому +1

    cream crew, YES (in hunters viking voice) YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    (bangs head on table)

  • @Myname-k5
    @Myname-k5 Рік тому +3

    Balls to the sink cream crew ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Ol_Bron
    @Ol_Bron Рік тому

    Finland, Here I come.

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Рік тому +1

    27:01 Eddie Murphy owes me for Norbit & I didn’t even pay to see the film.

  • @canineprawn
    @canineprawn Рік тому

    I can't believe Hunter didn't mention meeting the mayor of Houston!

  • @MDPExtreme
    @MDPExtreme Рік тому

    A new subsection of Cream Crew fans have been forged today. The Bad Apple Bunch

  • @JustMe88419
    @JustMe88419 Рік тому

    "Homegrown soil...." more American words have never been uttered. Lmao

  • @C29Chris
    @C29Chris Рік тому

    Balls to the wall will be the technique used by Finland to fight goblins

  • @Rango0404
    @Rango0404 Рік тому +1

    BALL AGAINST THE WALL‼️‼️‼️

  • @FullCaber
    @FullCaber Рік тому +1

    Perkele its pertty nice to us fins get a episode :P

  • @trajanfidelis
    @trajanfidelis Рік тому +5

    All the Finnish people are glad you guys talk about their fey goblin country...all 17 of them...
    Thanks for the video guys!

  • @Rhysman30
    @Rhysman30 17 днів тому

    Today i learned i have the same tastes as hunter. Very good.

  • @RogueSanta
    @RogueSanta Рік тому +1

    Don would become a preacher but he only talks every 20 mins throughout the sermon

  • @chrismason9481
    @chrismason9481 Рік тому +1

    "Japan for white people" I'm booking my ticket now

  • @FullCaber
    @FullCaber Рік тому +2

    salmiakki can be dangerous too if you consume it too much hehehe :)

  • @FullCaber
    @FullCaber Рік тому +1

    hunter saying paska is funni

  • @yngvie659
    @yngvie659 10 місяців тому

    That Uber driver is like my friend he gets so angry when he drives

  • @Noisius
    @Noisius 2 місяці тому +1

    Laughs in Nordic superiority

  • @thexbigxgreen
    @thexbigxgreen Місяць тому

    In French they say that cats make the sound Mee-Yaa-Ouuu (miaou)

  • @TeeHeeDuckie
    @TeeHeeDuckie Рік тому

    Cream Crew should bring on guest animators and talk about cartoons

  • @brick3ater930
    @brick3ater930 Рік тому

    lmfao hunter saying Japan is the land of innovation is the funniest shit i've heard all week

  • @Ol_Bron
    @Ol_Bron Рік тому

    Glad to hear some not Yom speak out of Tom.

  • @The274Show
    @The274Show Рік тому +3

    Wha- finnish people say that cat meowing soubds like they say "paska"?
    Paska means shit in english so, yes, finnish cats are yelling "shit, shit, shiiiiiit"

  • @Staingo_Jenkins
    @Staingo_Jenkins Рік тому +1

    Video fucking interaction

  • @babysealsareyummy
    @babysealsareyummy Рік тому +1

    Hey Hunter, I think I left my Spwite at your table after looking at the card. Can you put it in the fwidge for me?

  • @TheHairyBeastie
    @TheHairyBeastie Рік тому

    Salt water would put out he fire but the salt would wreck the soil so growing anything afterward would be near impossible.

  • @decisive_battle3565
    @decisive_battle3565 Рік тому

    Cream crew cream crew cream crew

  • @Longjohngolden
    @Longjohngolden Рік тому

    (cream crew inside joke ensues, ruffles hair, stretches kankles) "another great one"

  • @sidneymilligan9572
    @sidneymilligan9572 Рік тому

    Another creamy episode!

  • @Croziuz
    @Croziuz Рік тому

    Salmiak licorice is fucking delicious, the more salty the better!

  • @jermicidal7506
    @jermicidal7506 Рік тому

    Tom of Finland

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Рік тому

    Thanks for creaming me today boys!

  • @tonyrugged39
    @tonyrugged39 Рік тому

    There will be repercussions 😂😂

  • @cobraeels735
    @cobraeels735 Рік тому +1

    Dammit why did you guys take back away the down for love episode

  • @FullCaber
    @FullCaber Рік тому +1

    Don Come on Give us some talkin

  • @Mazzy774i
    @Mazzy774i Рік тому

    Need some good beavers to repair these boys dams

  • @bensmith5014
    @bensmith5014 Рік тому

    I swear, when I saw Dom come on screen, I thought he was dressed like a Saudi Prince

  • @GhostofJamesMadison
    @GhostofJamesMadison 8 місяців тому

    Finland and japan are the exact same, zero crime because they are both ethnically homogenous. Ethnic and cultural Diversity is absolutely the number one predictor for sociatal instability. When everyone is from the same culture and looks the same they are all on the same page and opperate as an extended family.

  • @PapaCopperpot
    @PapaCopperpot Рік тому +1

    SACK TO DRYWALL

  • @akivoutilainen4175
    @akivoutilainen4175 11 місяців тому

    Got to grow my unibrow now 😂